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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎老闆正在忙

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‎寶貝老闆

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‎大老闆線上加入會議

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‎大家都到齊?請依序入席

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‎你牙沒長齊,我在日理萬機

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‎洗耳恭聽我給大家問候鼓勵

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‎-利潤,薪資,奶嘴別忘了
‎-交到朋友

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‎我愛你,你錄取了

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‎一起來,朝天空高舉果汁盒

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‎寶貝老闆,直到退休時刻

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-誰才是老大

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-我是傳說神話

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-別看我只是小娃娃

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‎-不怕不怕,我就是家大業大
‎-寶貝老闆

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‎腿伸進去,背放鬆
‎你怎麼可以彎成這樣?

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‎親愛的,寶貝,小蛋糕

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‎連續三個小親親名稱,媽媽快抓狂了

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‎讓她呼吸一下新鮮空氣
‎小子,已經兩週了

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‎怎樣?妳看到什麼?

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‎沒事,抱歉,我只是...
‎新公司,第一個任務

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‎妳得專注,JJ

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‎在我們永生難忘的這一天

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‎好,好,我們待在家裡

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‎不...她打算頑強反抗到底

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‎戴子,你聯絡上哭鬧寶貝了嗎?

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‎還在等機會,但容我插句話嗎?

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‎說吧

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{\an8}‎不好意思,我其實非常興奮

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{\an8}‎我知道,我也是

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‎嘿,現在可是得處理拗脾氣威脅危機

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‎妳們兩個跟我一樣超嗨嗎?

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‎怎麼這麼久?

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‎還在與泰貝莎和壞點子寶貝
‎腦力激盪公司的新名字

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‎我跟你說過啦
‎“心心相喜股份有限公司”,心喜

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‎太好了,我要把名字刻在
‎我們的首次任務慶祝蛋糕上

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‎公司才不要叫做“心喜”

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‎我們該叫
‎“國家聯合寶貝資源集團”

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‎但顯然,我的聯合執行長胸無大志

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‎誰想在“國寶團”工作啊?

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‎注意,媽咪又開始滑手機了

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‎不,別靠近社群媒體

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‎這是讓妳感到愧疚的假事實

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‎好讓妳買下自己不喜歡的東西

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‎更新,她不只是滑手機,還要上傳

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‎她要公開她對寶貝的挫折感

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‎-什麼?
‎-不可以

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‎她寫什麼?

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‎我看不懂

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‎但我看見很多
‎驚嘆號跟尖叫表情貼圖

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‎她會在寶寶的愛上到處投擲
‎媽咪博客汽油彈

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‎還針對公司的第一個任務

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‎戴子,我們得和哭鬧寶貝展開協商

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‎-我應該有辦法分開他們,但是...
‎-快動手

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‎我其實是活的
‎你對我的每個夢都是真的

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‎親愛的?你先在這裡自己玩
‎媽咪要把自己關進浴室

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‎然後摀著毛巾大叫幾分鐘,好嗎?

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‎哭鬧寶貝可以說話了
‎但他不想跟我協商

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‎裡面看來真的吼叫得很厲害

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‎希夢思搞了幾套拆除拗脾氣裝

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‎-什麼?什麼?
‎-什麼?

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‎-不,什麼?
‎-什麼?

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‎-盧森人
‎-你們在這兒幹嘛?

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‎我們打這通電話前
‎別改變地點或是服裝

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‎看,然後跟
‎密錄眼無修飾寶貝執行長打個招呼吧

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‎哇,看到兔子勒,超可愛的啦

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‎是,很高興見到妳
‎但我們現在正在執行任務

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‎你們兩個自己創立寶寶的愛公司?
‎太可愛啦

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‎-叫做“心心相...
‎-不,不是

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‎若那是你們的客戶
‎能快點處理一下嗎?

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‎我嶄新而且改善的外勤組...

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‎-嗨
‎-是我們

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‎他們正在辦百分之五寶寶生日派對

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‎我們不想破壞氣氛

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‎寶寶的愛多到得讓醫師隨時待命

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‎總之,毀掉我寶貝企業的退休計畫
‎我不會計較

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‎你們可以被取代,再說
‎我早就忘記你們的存在,再會,兔子

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‎祝你們處理尖叫垃圾寶貝順利

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‎哭鬧的媽還在忙嗎?

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‎在浴室打字,但你們得動作快了

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‎-去叫重軍火,我們要進去了
‎-立刻部署,長官

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‎他什麼時候...?

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‎義大利大理石,德國引擎推進系統

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‎別激動,哭鬧寶貝
‎我們只是兩隻來幫忙的快樂兔寶寶

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‎但你也得幫我們

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‎你把媽咪關了兩星期

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‎要讓她重見天日的條件是什麼?

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‎填充娃娃跟熱奶瓶

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‎你瞧滿足我們
‎想要的一切有多簡單?

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‎有人來,我馬上開門

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‎重軍火到了,你表現的很好,小子

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‎您好,女士,專業保姆為您服務

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‎妳是真的嗎?別回答,我超想要

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‎他需要我

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‎拜託別關門,女士,我可以照顧好他

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‎女士,相信專業

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‎有吸塵器還是大魚缸過濾器嗎?

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‎-白噪音可能很適合他
‎-我什麼都願意嘗試

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‎嗨,兄弟,我們說好了

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‎是,我的確說過
‎要拿到我們想要的一切很容易

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‎但這不表示你可以敲詐我們

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‎我們去哪兒弄一個
‎裝滿蘋果醬的兒童池?

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‎他要什麼就給他吧
‎這小子把我們當公共高爾夫球場耍

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‎等一下,看他跟外公
‎在一起時有多開心

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‎泰貝莎,妳熟練協商新酬待遇的

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‎每一毛錢都實至名歸

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‎嘉美,加速

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‎她又在打字了,準備隨時上傳怒吼

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‎預計外公幾時會到?

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‎饒了我,他遠在幾個小鎮外
‎但我加速催促了

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‎我感覺略勝一籌

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‎我的小豆子在哪兒?

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‎爸?你怎麼...?管他的

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‎你能顧一下寶寶?

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‎我得去美甲、按摩、美髮
‎購物、跑步、試裝

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‎先等一下,先赴約朋友的早午餐

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‎然後才記得回來試裝

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‎才發現我不想先開始做這個,我愛你

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‎鞠躬

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‎太好了

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‎讓寶貝世界知道

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‎喜孜孜微笑之力開張了

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‎如果你拒絕心喜

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‎我得選我預備的百萬個公司名稱
‎其中一個來用

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‎我們需個名字能夠展現
‎我們雖小,但有毅力

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‎奮力不懈直到我們成功為止

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‎所以我們才該叫做
‎“蚊子窩你心有限公司”

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‎不行

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‎杯子蛋糕時間到了

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‎是的,沒錯

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‎唯一的問題是
‎雙倍糖霜還是加倍雙倍?

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‎-蒂娜...
‎-阿磨,等一下

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‎-我正在訂購杯子蛋糕
‎-不,妳不可以

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‎我們買不起杯子蛋糕

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‎實際上,我們連這個都不能討論

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‎我們破產了

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‎破產?怎麼會?

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‎那一趟任務完全吃掉
‎我們整個營運預算

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‎飛行大理石雕像?
‎拆除拗脾氣兔寶寶裝?

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‎外公還自行打開
‎直昇機上的零食來吃

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‎這些經費讓我們破產

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‎不,你看錯了

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‎我們才賺了寶寶的愛

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‎但我們還是需要錢才能營運

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‎錢?誰在乎錢?

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‎妳現在閉嘴

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‎這企業在乎的是重要的東西,不是錢

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‎妳正在喚起妳無法理解的力量

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‎胡說八道,這是爸媽難過或是生氣時

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‎會討論的東西,錢很蠢

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‎元寶財神

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‎什麼...?

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‎妳想知道錢是什麼?它代表了可能

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‎因為這就是錢能買給妳的

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‎看到那個鮑伯了嗎?
‎他製造帽子,那是他的工作

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‎當他賣掉它們時
‎妳想他會得到什麼?

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‎-一堆噁心的鈔票?
‎-是可能

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‎看鮑伯去哪兒

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‎他把錢變成新單車,或是外帶泰國菜

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‎或會說“派對在哪裡,兄弟?”的
‎鯊魚霓虹燈招牌

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‎-多謝了,錢
‎-等一下

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‎所以鮑伯賣命地做帽子

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‎只是為了某個白癡能夠決定
‎“你能賺到這些鈔票,鮑伯”?

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‎然後再讓另一個小丑來決定買個

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‎鯊魚霓虹燈跟食物要花多少鈔票?

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‎對,妳終於懂了

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‎-笨死了
‎-孩子們

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‎你們有訪客來了

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‎“沒付款拿資產抵押”
‎他們可以這樣嗎?

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‎嘿,你們不能帶走戴子

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‎沒關係,我已經換成
‎一件比較買得起的雕像了

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‎相信了沒?

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‎媽咪、爹地,我們公司沒錢
‎需要你們給我們一大筆錢

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‎抱歉,寶貝,幫不了妳

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‎這違反我的第一原則

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‎親兄弟明算帳,除非你打算人財兩失

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‎-但這不一樣
‎-妳知道妳的哈維叔叔嗎?

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‎不知道

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‎這正是妳該學到的教訓

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‎需要我提醒你們,我們已經
‎提供住宿跟工作地點...

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‎你們需要更多布丁杯

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‎結果我得吃你藏在冰箱後面
‎好吃的冰淇淋

183
00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:42,541
‎那個小紙盒不可以

184
00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:46,712
‎不,小朋友拿的是店家招牌珍藏罐
‎妳太小分辨不出來箇中不同

185
00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:48,130
‎她穿我的拖鞋嗎?

186
00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:51,634
‎我們需要的不多
‎只是一點點創業資金而已

187
00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,636
‎就一、兩百萬,最多三百

188
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:59,642
‎很遺憾告知各位小女子
‎但妳們的父母是小氣鬼

189
00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,518
‎希夢思,新螢幕如何?

190
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:05,689
‎我從樓梯下找到的一些
‎古老電器設備組裝而成

191
00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,191
‎但我不是妳哥

192
00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:11,111
‎我是臥底警察
‎但同時也是妳前男友的靈魂

193
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,573
‎妳被捕了而且我還是愛妳

194
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:15,491
‎我知道

195
00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:17,076
‎在婚禮時她把狄德推進

196
00:10:17,076 --> 00:10:20,329
‎排水口後,他怎麼可能還愛她?

197
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:24,124
‎抱歉,有時候會受到
‎象牙海岸連續劇的干擾

198
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,628
‎要是再發生干擾,告訴我
‎慕薩是否熬過大腦移植手術

199
00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:31,131
‎謝了,希夢思
‎以我對連續劇的了解,他會的

200
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,051
‎好的,來賺錢吧

201
00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:36,428
‎什麼?怎麼賺?你不是說超難嗎?

202
00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,264
‎只是因為我不想打這通電話

203
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,934
‎班尼,我需要兩人的交通工具

204
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,690
‎歡迎光臨第一也是唯一的寶貝銀行

205
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:51,860
‎將愛轉成錢已經不知道多少代了

206
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,113
‎哇,為何銀行在水底下?

207
00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:56,657
‎不然妳覺得“離岸銀行”
‎是什麼意思?

208
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:02,037
‎那是火車嗎?可以坐嗎?
‎去坐前面吧,那是棒棒糖嗎?

209
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:04,164
‎我們為何不一開始就來這裡?

210
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,667
‎你認真嗎?

211
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,377
‎我們忙得團團轉

212
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,754
‎就因為你不跟銀行小貓打交道?

213
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,882
‎不是,貓特別適合金融業

214
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:17,636
‎雞蛋裡挑骨頭,而且天生冷血

215
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,850
‎我本來希望避免...

216
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,518
‎寶貝老闆

217
00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:27,312
‎肯定就是久仰的蒂娜天普頓

218
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:30,190
‎銀行家寶貝班尼,我的手
‎妳該知道怎麼做

219
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,901
‎我愛這顏色,我希望一切都是這顏色

220
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,070
‎-今天有何貴事?
‎-我們需要錢

221
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,406
‎-是的,小額...
‎-企業貸款,唉呀

222
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:38,782
‎我就知道

223
00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:41,034
‎聽到你離開寶貝企業了

224
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,914
‎新生意是什麼,朋友?

225
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:50,544
‎還是生產寶寶的愛
‎但不是從最受愛戴寶貝身上換來...

226
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,297
‎繼續

227
00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:56,467
‎我們的公司想專注在不同的市場

228
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:58,177
‎先等一下

229
00:11:58,177 --> 00:12:01,930
‎提格努先生,我要你改掉我
‎下午4點的會議,打嗝

230
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,223
‎不,取消好了

231
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:08,729
‎是的,我們的公司會專注在
‎寶貝企業忽視的那些寶寶

232
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,022
‎最難搞的那一群

233
00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:15,486
‎靠一堆火爆拳王跟口水妹
‎建立的事業?

234
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,949
‎也許會成功,這公司有名字嗎?

235
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,785
‎-陽光元企業
‎-玲瓏天下四方

236
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,330
‎這個簡稱很難念

237
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:27,581
‎選一隻手

238
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,082
‎那只有一隻手

239
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,377
‎那應該很簡單
‎我可以弄得更簡單,就是錢

240
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,670
‎你要給我們錢?

241
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:37,799
‎妳的提案真的糟透了
‎比我聽過倉促草率的還糟糕

242
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:41,220
‎但我知道你們兩個
‎以前能夠帶多少愛進來

243
00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:45,974
‎沒有辦公室的寶貝
‎幾乎跟沒有風險的火車一樣

244
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:49,645
‎-噁心的紙鈔
‎-十元?

245
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:54,066
‎用這個來證明你們還能夠
‎帶來一堆寶寶的愛

246
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,526
‎就能貸到款

247
00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:58,695
‎最好讓我刮目相看...閃亮火車

248
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:05,160
‎多買一點鉛筆吧,阿崎老是拿走我的

249
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:09,665
‎每一支我折斷的鉛筆就變成兩支
‎我可以拿到黑市賣

250
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,583
‎我們還是會支付我的薪資吧

251
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,461
‎因為我愛這份工作
‎但我不會降低我的標準

252
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,755
‎-我們會分妳股票
‎-就這麼說定了

253
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:20,092
‎就像是想像中的未來金錢

254
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:22,636
‎這越來越蠢了

255
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:26,890
‎我們要藉由協助難搞的寶貝
‎來展現我們的本色

256
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,060
‎扒手寶貝?老是把東西丟進車子裡

257
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,895
‎-超愛那寶貝
‎-頭槌寶貝

258
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:34,231
‎我們把他的頭變成真正的頭槌

259
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:37,442
‎比較軟,而且我甚至不需要改名

260
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,778
‎要讓班尼刮目相看,一定要很炫

261
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,281
‎鎮上最惹人厭的寶貝是誰?

262
00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:44,491
‎凱西

263
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,959
‎妳臭死了,凱西

264
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,713
‎抱歉,這麼接近邪惡,要不這樣很難

265
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:58,839
‎我錯過什麼?

266
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,508
‎沒關係,這個我來

267
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,177
‎這一切要從凱西的生日說起

268
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:08,056
‎野餐、派對帽,甚至有她臉照的氣球

269
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:11,351
‎那是凱西第一個最棒的生日

270
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,605
‎但好景不常在

271
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:18,191
‎-你看,不只是凱西的生日
‎-為什麼?

272
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,528
‎也是決賽的第七戰

273
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,364
‎我們很努力比賽
‎那年本來該輪到我們風光了

274
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,949
‎不公平

275
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:29,786
‎-那寶貝根本是個魯蛇
‎-她毀了一切

276
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,580
‎太可怕了

277
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,666
‎-結果誰贏了比賽?
‎-別問

278
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,461
‎整個小鎮拒絕找出真相

279
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,296
‎什麼?這太瞎了

280
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:43,425
‎哪個比較糟,我們輸或贏
‎但沒人看得到勝利時刻?

281
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,260
‎這是雙輸啊

282
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,638
‎這是大眾知識,妳看,我找到回顧

283
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:51,975
‎-妳剛砸壞的是妳自己的手機
‎-我從我分來的股票來抵

284
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:59,816
‎雇飛機寫“凱西真的很抱歉”的雲
‎要花多少錢?

285
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,485
‎這不是道個歉就能解決

286
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:04,821
‎運動迷不理性,對吧,泰貝莎?

287
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,531
‎我堅持我的行動

288
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:10,243
‎小鎮是覺得凱西偷走了某個東西
‎他們想要回來

289
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,996
‎但這裡被偷走的東西無法歸還

290
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:16,333
‎-這是複雜的問題
‎-等一下,我們無法歸還嗎?

291
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,918
‎絕對不能歸還

292
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:21,046
‎抱歉,標準政策,妳有什麼想法?

293
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,422
‎重比賽一次

294
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:26,510
‎我需要提醒你們全部人
‎我們有十元嗎?

295
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,513
‎主辦一場大型運動賽事
‎大概得花上...

296
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:30,931
‎等一下,沒錯

297
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,809
‎反正鎮上沒有任何粉絲
‎看到比賽結果吧?

298
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,769
‎我們把一切歸功給凱西

299
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,313
‎她會從人見人厭到人見人愛

300
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,272
‎很好

301
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,900
‎我是唯一一個認為
‎這有多瞎的人嗎?

302
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:45,529
‎我們沒辦法用十元
‎再舉辦一場國際運動賽事

303
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:47,656
‎妳有看見我們這兒的團隊嗎?

304
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:52,077
‎曾經用一個筆蓋
‎換到電動車的泰貝莎

305
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,537
‎我的確很厲害

306
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:57,124
‎嘉美,能夠在市郊開直昇機

307
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,626
‎開得比送披薩還快

308
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,420
‎我,曾經讓高爾夫球的

309
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:05,132
‎哥兒們開一座
‎讓恐龍回歸的島嶼主題樂園...

310
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,509
‎很棒的故事,重點是
‎當然,這不可能

311
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,262
‎但我們就是可以讓不可能變可能

312
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,513
‎-沒錯
‎-沒錯

313
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,681
‎來吧

314
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:15,017
‎為了凱西

315
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,477
‎-沒錯
‎-為了凱西

316
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,022
‎達陣...

317
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,525
‎-我們只能搞到這些是什麼意思?
‎-我們只有十元

318
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,444
‎別忘了查特

319
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:28,613
‎他是運動員,只要兩元什麼都做

320
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,159
‎嗨,鵝,你覺得我硬舉可以舉多少?

321
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,036
‎但我們美麗的演說?

322
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,329
‎所有的那些鼓舞,怎麼了?

323
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,124
‎市場說今天非常好

324
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:43,712
‎大家微笑,因為我們要上電視了

325
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:44,671
‎糟糕

326
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:49,051
‎然後我讓整個小鎮知道

327
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,970
‎這一切多虧了凱西

328
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,309
‎我們得立刻取消這件事

329
00:16:57,309 --> 00:17:00,270
‎錢來也,班尼是啦啦隊

330
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,898
‎-班尼怎麼會在這?
‎-我寄給他貴賓票

331
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,191
‎包廂

332
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:07,402
‎等不及看你們二位
‎怎麼使用我的錢,超嗨的

333
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:10,030
‎你選今天在工作上好好表現?

334
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,532
‎警告比較敏感的觀眾

335
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:16,828
‎接下來的報導包括
‎兇殘寶貝的生動描述

336
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:22,292
‎打從我們第七場賽事被
‎當地壞凱西破壞後

337
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:26,880
‎大家內心一直有的疑問就是
‎“我們可以把寶寶關入大牢嗎?”

338
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:30,342
‎我們得掩蓋這個,快把鵝趕走

339
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,887
‎不,我沒有惡意

340
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,474
‎鵝,你想偷跑?

341
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,601
‎不可以

342
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,561
‎令人困惑的新進展中

343
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:45,899
‎似乎我們真的有位先生在追野鵝

344
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,734
‎是凱西在取笑我們嗎?

345
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,237
‎-由你來決定
‎-這是什麼?

346
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:56,201
‎記住,今天的活動是由凱西帶給大家

347
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,286
‎別又是凱西了

348
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:03,125
‎凱西,妳這麼愛折磨這小鎮
‎有什麼原因嗎?

349
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,752
‎瑪莎又來嗜血
‎打算再度角逐皮博迪獎

350
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,295
‎得把凱西帶開

351
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,798
‎妳會做毀掉大家夜晚的白日夢

352
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:12,634
‎以及毀掉大家白天的夜間夢嗎?

353
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,929
‎至少背景的寶貝很可愛

354
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,890
‎湊熱腦寶寶,不會吧

355
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,475
‎嗨,哈囉

356
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:23,019
‎午安,給我們的

357
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,438
‎不是給你們凱西的

358
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,900
‎你們把你們的百分之五寶寶
‎放在我們的新聞報導裡?

359
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,068
‎沒錯

360
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:33,155
‎你們知道有多少人
‎在等候這場大災難嗎?

361
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,364
‎看看她的數字

362
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,993
‎湊熱鬧寶寶,安靜點

363
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:42,831
‎是的,我也很開心見到妳
‎到別地方湊熱鬧

364
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,791
‎妳覺得我們有多絕望?

365
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,252
‎你見過我求過寶寶不要太可愛嗎?

366
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:51,339
‎妳知道百分之五寶寶向來
‎有多愛蒂娜天普頓的精力嗎?

367
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:54,217
‎我打賭,如果妳現在跟湊熱鬧寶寶談

368
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:57,345
‎妳可以讓他們從寶貝企業
‎轉成我們的客戶

369
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:01,600
‎至少從這場災難中挽救一些寶寶的愛
‎讓我們公司維持營運...

370
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:06,396
‎還可以讓盧森人歐洲超級模特兒臉上
‎再也無法笑得這麼得意!

371
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,941
‎大家都叫妳
‎“比柏油路膝蓋挫傷還糟糕”

372
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,318
‎妳有什麼話要說?

373
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,821
‎我知道,妳連說都不用說

374
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,699
‎我們創業是為了協助
‎這些最難搞的寶貝

375
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,451
‎我剛不是說我知道了嗎

376
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,287
‎苦到底凱西隊

377
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,880
‎你以為你比我優秀,膠帶?

378
00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:36,801
‎你曾經覺得我們值得冒險
‎我們要求你再冒險一次

379
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,970
‎-如何?再十...
‎-不

380
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:42,307
‎你沒讓我說完,是元

381
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:45,936
‎就差一點了,拜託,走開讓我看表演

382
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:48,730
‎你一定可以的

383
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,691
‎-快到角落了
‎-打敗他,打敗老查特

384
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,653
‎他只是為了錢來,而你才有心

385
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:55,654
‎起來,查特

386
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:58,448
‎究竟“運動賽事”是什麼?

387
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:02,619
‎只是大家決定在乎不確定結果的比賽

388
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,080
‎真的,跟錢一樣蠢...

389
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:10,585
‎領先時就別說了
‎戴子,去讓這戲劇性比賽再多點關注

390
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,422
‎-快點,你這蠢膠帶
‎-搞定了

391
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,801
‎沒錯,凱西兩分,小鎮零分...

392
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,886
‎小心,小子,你...

393
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:24,557
‎-拜託
‎-差一點就抓到膠帶了

394
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,227
‎這位拔膠帶人士可是使盡全力

395
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,938
‎但超黏的膠帶就是不肯離開

396
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,607
‎這可是很糟糕的特技表演,各位

397
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:36,027
‎這傢伙能佔上風?
‎還是今天是膠帶走運?

398
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:37,946
‎等一下,轉回去

399
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:41,241
‎他嘗試用腿,就差一點點

400
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,451
‎喔,他跌倒了

401
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,624
‎加油,查特

402
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:52,961
‎他嘗試轉身抓,左看、右看

403
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:57,215
‎-看來有希望,喔,結果不行
‎-加油,查特,你行的

404
00:20:57,215 --> 00:21:00,552
‎-你有什麼本事?蛇臂?
‎-我們愛你,查特

405
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,971
‎看來就要發生大事了,運動迷們

406
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,539
‎天啊,他成功了,各位

407
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:33,209
‎-怪人摘下背後膠帶了
‎-太好了

408
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,881
‎讓我先感謝
‎今天運動賽事的贊助者,凱西

409
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,675
‎你以為你討厭她,但再想想

410
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:44,596
‎凱西,成為小鎮最受喜愛的寶寶
‎感受如何?

411
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,477
‎這是什麼?我要打開嗎?

412
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:55,440
‎我們贏得第七戰

413
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:03,114
‎看來貸款通過了
‎不管公司叫什麼來著

414
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:06,368
‎我們可以先不命名
‎那才是我們的公司

415
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:07,535
‎太好了,凱西

416
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,049
‎嗨

417
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:25,136
‎我聽說你是拿了錢
‎可以毀了其他寶寶生活的寶寶

418
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:29,766
‎我有錢跟兩個我還很氣的寶寶

419
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,184
‎請復仇

420
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,185
‎(通緝
‎懸賞)

421
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,778
‎這會讓我非常開心

422
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:13,351
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