1 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:15,808 {\an8}- Hold all my-- Whoa! - [laughing] 2 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,394 ♪ Boss Baby! ♪ 3 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:20,438 ♪ I'm the boss Dial in to the meeting ♪ 4 00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:22,607 ♪ Everybody here? Please find your seating ♪ 5 00:00:22,607 --> 00:00:24,984 ♪ While you teething I'm sinking my teeth in ♪ 6 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:27,361 ♪ First one to show So I can do all my greeting ♪ 7 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,655 ♪ Profits, payrolls, and pacifiers ♪ 8 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,866 ♪ I make friends! I love you, you're hired! ♪ 9 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:34,368 ♪ So come on And raise your juice boxes skyward! ♪ 10 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,162 ♪ Boss babies until we retire! ♪ 11 00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:38,456 - ♪ Boss baby ♪ - ♪ Tell them who this is ♪ 12 00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:40,875 - ♪ Boss baby ♪ - ♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪ 13 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,377 - ♪ Boss baby ♪ - ♪ Can a baby get a witness? ♪ 14 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,420 ♪ Grab a high chair ♪ 15 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,756 ♪ This the family business Boss baby ♪ 16 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,093 {\an8}[rattling] 17 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:53,429 {\an8}- Another one. - So exciting. 18 00:00:55,348 --> 00:00:56,474 [all groaning] 19 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,393 Tina, Tina, Tina. 20 00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:04,190 Sorry, forgot I had those in. I thought the client clapper was busted. 21 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:05,316 We got a new client? 22 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:08,236 Pterodactyl Baby is ready to sign up. Pip? 23 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:09,904 [screeching] 24 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:10,905 [all groaning] 25 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:15,493 {\an8}After weeks of failing to minimize her scraw, 26 00:01:15,493 --> 00:01:17,120 {\an8}we hit a screamthrough. 27 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,704 Breakshriek. Breakthrough. 28 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,998 We stopped fighting it and embraced it. 29 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,917 Also we used cardboard. 30 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:25,336 [screeching] 31 00:01:28,965 --> 00:01:31,801 My flesh is burning, but I don't even care. 32 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:35,847 What was a liability is now a baby lovability. 33 00:01:35,847 --> 00:01:38,266 All thanks to cardboard. 34 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:41,769 Brilliant. Get her finger paint on a contract. Chip? 35 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,396 Legal's working on it. 36 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:47,275 This is how we beat those empty suits at Baby Corp: volume. 37 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:50,152 {\an8}Any baby, any problem, anytime. 38 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:53,906 {\an8}- Simmons, how's the thingy? - Almost ready for beta testing. 39 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:56,492 I love it so much I don't care, but what is it? 40 00:01:56,492 --> 00:02:00,079 Tantrum alarm. I'm experimenting with wave receptors. 41 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:03,166 To localize the wailing of a baby in distress. 42 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:06,127 Like a fishing rod for baby love clients. 43 00:02:06,586 --> 00:02:07,920 [powering up] 44 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:10,339 [ringing] 45 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:13,759 We got one on the line. It's coming from-- [gasps] 46 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,928 Baby Iggy's house. 47 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:17,430 [crying] 48 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:19,515 [Boss Baby] Inconsolable wailing. Searching. 49 00:02:19,515 --> 00:02:21,851 That's a kid who lost his favorite stuffed animal. 50 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:24,103 Ah! Not Pony the Horse! 51 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:27,732 I want a top-to-tail search of every cubby, cabinet, clothes hamper. 52 00:02:27,732 --> 00:02:30,568 Don't forget behind the toilet. It's weird, but it happens. 53 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:31,736 - Move. - Tina. 54 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:35,072 Hey, Tina, wait. 55 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:38,659 You don't wait. The first 72 hours are the most critical. 56 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:42,079 After that, the toy's lost to the couch cushions forever. 57 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:45,833 Love the passion, but Iggy is a Baby Corp top five-percenter. 58 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:49,128 - He's their client. - Who lost his stuffed horsey. 59 00:02:49,128 --> 00:02:53,049 If Baby Corp thinks we're trying to steal clients, they'll come after ours. 60 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:57,136 We're babies working out of a strip mall mayonnaise store. 61 00:02:57,136 --> 00:03:01,724 A corporation that big will chew us up like a fistful of dry cereal. 62 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:04,435 So, what, we just stop caring? 63 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:09,815 Lost toy recovery is the most basic baby love field mission. 64 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:13,027 We can still care, just care smartly. 65 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:15,696 Did you order something? 66 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:18,741 [pensive music playing] 67 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:20,785 That's cardboard, all right. 68 00:03:20,785 --> 00:03:25,039 No stamps or postage. This was definitely delivered in person. 69 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,001 Wait... 70 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,378 [Simmons] Palomino coat. 71 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:34,006 [sniffs] Musty tang of accumulated naptime drool. 72 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,175 - [toy neighs] - Embedded voice chip? 73 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,093 It's him. 74 00:03:37,093 --> 00:03:40,054 It's Pony the Horse. We found Iggy's friend. 75 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:43,432 No, we got a box hand-delivered to our doorstep. 76 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,393 And I wanna know why. 77 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:48,854 "For my favorite playfriends at the start of our new game. 78 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,232 Cheers, Crispin Biscuits." 79 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,775 He stole the pony. 80 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:56,112 That's right. You march that horse back to Iggy. 81 00:03:56,112 --> 00:03:57,238 What are you doing? 82 00:03:57,238 --> 00:04:01,534 It's a setup. Biscuits is framing us for stealing a Baby Corp client's plush buddy. 83 00:04:01,534 --> 00:04:03,703 We cannot let them see us with this. 84 00:04:03,703 --> 00:04:05,955 So we won't. I'll take it back. 85 00:04:05,955 --> 00:04:09,000 And you'll make sure Baby Corp doesn't catch me doing it. 86 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:14,046 Any baby, any problem, anytime. Is that what we stand for or not? 87 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:17,967 You are a terrible influence on me. 88 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:20,970 We will fight cardboard with cardboard. 89 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,849 - [crying] - We hear and register your sadness. 90 00:04:24,849 --> 00:04:26,183 There, there. 91 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:32,064 We cannot find your missing ponyhorse, but we can offer you reinvention. 92 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:37,028 A cutting-edge stuffed animal that questions, what is a stuffed animal? 93 00:04:37,028 --> 00:04:39,697 Say "hi, hello" to Bloch. 94 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:41,407 [crying] 95 00:04:41,407 --> 00:04:44,035 You can be sad, or embrace the future. 96 00:04:44,035 --> 00:04:46,829 We can't make these choices for you. 97 00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:48,664 - [device ringing] - Oh, CEO calling. 98 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:49,623 Twin check. 99 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:52,626 Hi, hello. 100 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:56,839 [Pull-String Baby] I love you this much. 101 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,008 Yes, sir. We'll be right there. 102 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:01,594 [crying] 103 00:05:01,594 --> 00:05:03,054 Whoa! 104 00:05:03,054 --> 00:05:06,849 I flew too close to the cardboard sun and got card-burned. 105 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:08,851 I have learned no lessons. 106 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:11,062 But the coast is clear. 107 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,774 Hey, Igg-meister. 108 00:05:14,774 --> 00:05:18,402 I heard about Pony the Horse, and I'm so sorry. 109 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:21,655 - Eyes sharp. Any sign of Baby Corp-- - Sir. 110 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,990 Get her out. 111 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,450 The line's been cut. 112 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:26,369 You're not clear. 113 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:27,828 What's that? 114 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:33,667 She's rounding into the home stretch, and at the wire, it's Pony the Horse. 115 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,170 - [shouts] - Abort. Abort. 116 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:41,884 Ba-- What? 117 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:45,346 [dramatic music playing] 118 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:47,515 [crying] 119 00:05:53,479 --> 00:05:57,358 It was, I don't know, like a poompf. 120 00:05:57,358 --> 00:05:58,275 Poompf? 121 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,193 Poompf. 122 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:00,903 - [Hilde] Like this? - [all shouting] 123 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:06,826 You have 18 seconds to explain why Baby Corp should not declare 124 00:06:06,826 --> 00:06:10,371 a brief but devastating war to crush your tiny business. 125 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:14,792 One: We just ordered pencil toppers with the company logo on them. 126 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:17,461 I am not shutting down before those show up. 127 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:20,089 Tina was trying to give Iggy back his stuffed animal. 128 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:21,507 That was Reason 2. 129 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:25,970 Does this appear to your eyes to be giving ponyhorse back? 130 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:28,347 No, it doesn't look like it, but-- 131 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:32,393 The Untitled Templeton Project regrets any misunderstandings 132 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:35,354 that might have occurred out of context. 133 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:40,442 We want you to know, as a company, we take these concerns very seriously. 134 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:43,195 We'll be handling the matter internally. 135 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:44,989 Well, I should hope so. 136 00:06:44,989 --> 00:06:48,534 - [Bad Idea Baby] Lolly for the road? - I will claim a purple, thank you. 137 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:49,451 Take two. 138 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:51,412 And thanks for coming by. 139 00:06:52,288 --> 00:06:53,706 [gasps] You're sorcerers. 140 00:06:53,706 --> 00:06:55,332 You're welcome. 141 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,334 How did you do that? 142 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,961 Public relations. 143 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:01,839 The art of spinning a bad situation, 144 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,676 so we never face the consequences of our own actions. 145 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:08,387 I don't think that's a good thing. 146 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:12,099 Oh, yeah? Perhaps you're familiar with my earlier work? 147 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,601 There will be consequences. 148 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:16,270 "Don't cry over spilled milk." 149 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,063 You make a good point. 150 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:20,065 I invented that one. 151 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,776 Even if it wasn't your fault, that pony poompfing 152 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:26,030 could sink our company's reputation if we don't handle it. 153 00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:30,117 Tina Templeton, I believe you're our new problem baby client. 154 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:33,579 We've got kidnapping of a stuffed animal. 155 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:36,957 - First-degree toy-slaughter. - Possession of poompfing materials. 156 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,793 Conspiracy to damage a rival business. 157 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,420 Not a crime. Did it regularly. 158 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:44,798 Be honest. But be gentle. Like a koala therapist. 159 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,884 Will people hate me forever? 160 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:49,970 We can handle that without breaking a sweat. 161 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,389 What's really hurting us is the video. 162 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,308 Never get caught on tape. 163 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,976 Huge PR no-no. 164 00:07:55,976 --> 00:08:00,773 Our only option is the best option: Lay low until things blow over. 165 00:08:00,773 --> 00:08:02,525 No way am I laying low. 166 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:05,444 I still gotta sign Pterodactyl Baby as a client. 167 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:07,821 These two spin weasels are right. 168 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:12,535 Just until the heat wears off. We can cover Pterodactyl Baby. 169 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,537 [groaning] 170 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,456 Were you guys expecting a delivery? 171 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:18,916 Think it's from Crispin? 172 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:20,167 No postage. 173 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,085 Same MO. 174 00:08:21,085 --> 00:08:23,420 Wait, Crispin Biscuits? 175 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,381 How many Crispins do you know? 176 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:26,298 He's back? 177 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:29,176 You get to go round two with a twisted baby mastermind 178 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:32,471 while I'm stuck ringing up scoops of pepper jelly mayo? 179 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:33,514 [groaning] 180 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:37,351 "Iggy was fun, though he was but the first. 181 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:40,396 Guess whose stuffed animal is next to burst." 182 00:08:40,396 --> 00:08:41,772 Rhyming clues? 183 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:44,608 He's advanced to next-stage villainy. 184 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:47,486 [gasps] Pterodactyl Baby's his next target. 185 00:08:47,486 --> 00:08:49,738 All hands on deck. Batten down the hatches. 186 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,532 Stop, drop, and roll. Pick a card. 187 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,117 We got an animal to save. 188 00:08:53,117 --> 00:08:54,326 We do. 189 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,078 You agreed to lay low. 190 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:58,414 My groan was not an agreement. 191 00:08:58,414 --> 00:09:01,584 - Crispin Biscuits is-- - Is trying to rattle us. 192 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:05,170 Which is why we need to keep our cool. Remember caring smartly? 193 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:08,507 I remember it not working very well. 194 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:13,762 Fine, but I will be counting every second until I hear this mission succeeded. 195 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:17,600 I can only count to so many caterpillars, so it better be quick. 196 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,184 One caterpillar. 197 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,770 Don't fail Ptery Baby, or I'll never forgive you. 198 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,647 Two caterpillar... 199 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,733 [suspenseful music playing] 200 00:09:32,031 --> 00:09:35,159 [whispering] If I don't move, she can't see me. 201 00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:38,162 - Dinosaur rules. - That's not how dinosaurs work. 202 00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:40,539 - [crying] - No, you'll wake the parents. 203 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,750 [footsteps thudding] 204 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,002 [man yawning] 205 00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:51,175 Easy, friend. 206 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:54,386 We all want what's best for your little bear buddy. 207 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:57,097 But if you don't let me borrow him... 208 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,141 I'm on your side. Believe me. 209 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:02,936 Step yourself away from the pterodactyl, scoot-scoot. 210 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,189 - Sorry. - I'll do better. 211 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:08,484 I was thinking about cardboard. Doing it again now. 212 00:10:08,484 --> 00:10:10,110 Why are you two here? 213 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:14,698 Apparently protecting another of our clients' stuffed thingies 214 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,158 from you savages. 215 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:19,953 Nice try, but Pterodactyl Baby isn't your client. 216 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:24,249 She's about to gonna be. Baby Corp top five-percenter potential. 217 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:27,461 Have you seen the waves she's making with that dinosaur act? 218 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,505 - We did that. - Poompf clock is ticking. 219 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:31,882 We're doing this. Thank me later. 220 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:34,385 [Hilde] We have a saying in Luxembourg: 221 00:10:34,385 --> 00:10:36,512 "Don't try to fight a lion." 222 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,431 That is the whole saying. 223 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,558 Our culture is very practical. 224 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,853 We call our driveways "parkways." It makes sense. 225 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,815 Now stop touching our future client's companion. 226 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,484 It'll burst. We're trying to save it. 227 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:54,530 Yeah, because your company loves stuffed animals so much. 228 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:57,700 We do. We're a company you can trust with all-- 229 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,076 Boss, he's here. 230 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,499 I'm sorry, but I have to find the... 231 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:11,296 explosive thing that was supposed to be in here. 232 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:23,559 We're having a party for new clients. Will you need a plus-one? 233 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,018 [crying] 234 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:30,524 [announcer] Does this look like a company that values stuffed animals? 235 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:34,528 If they hate our stuffed friends, what else do they hate? 236 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,863 Blankies? 237 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:36,864 Peek-a-boo? 238 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,031 Babies? 239 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,741 Choose Baby Corp. 240 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:44,037 The baby love company 100% less likely to slaughter your best friend. 241 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,915 And we're not in the back of a mayonnaise store. Ugh. 242 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:50,627 This is Pull String CEO Baby. He approves this message. 243 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,714 [Pull String Baby] My favorite snack is vegetables. 244 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,257 [laughing maniacally] 245 00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:59,136 That last bit was not my laugh. 246 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,346 It sounded like the cartoon devil. 247 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:04,224 I said, never get caught on tape. 248 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,059 Ugh. I should've been there. 249 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,436 Absolutely not. 250 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:11,356 Public relations is about getting far away from scandal. 251 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:15,402 Like the time I took candy from a baby, which was really hard. 252 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,863 But did I get incarcerated for it? 253 00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:21,575 Possibly. You have the soul-dead eyes of a baby who's served time. 254 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:25,287 No way. This guy convinced everyone it was an accident. 255 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:26,955 Shifted public perception. 256 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:30,375 Now people assume taking candy from a baby is easy. 257 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,293 It's not. 258 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,836 I have a scar. 259 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,796 [both] Public relations. 260 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:35,923 [JJ] So, what? 261 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:40,385 Now both bosses are supposed to just lay low, and not do anything? 262 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:43,555 Wow, we better stop giving away our secrets, 263 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,141 or everyone's gonna do our job. 264 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,143 You're toxic to the company. 265 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:52,147 No matter how bad you wanna try to fix this, do nothing. 266 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:55,108 I don't care if the cartoon devil walks in and says-- 267 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,777 - [Crispin] Hello. - [all shouting] 268 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,737 - We're out. - Not involved in this. 269 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,447 Lovely business. 270 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:04,743 You hadn't invited me over to play, so I invited myself. 271 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:08,580 Turn around and toddle your stuffed animal-hating keister 272 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,582 back out that door, bucko. 273 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,334 I? Hate? 274 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,628 But I adore fluffapets. 275 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,673 Tell them how I cherish you, Squeakers Kensington. 276 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,716 Oh, my gosh. It's so soft. 277 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,554 I had it special made from stolen emotional support blankets. 278 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:25,973 - [gasps] It's not your fault. - [squeaks] 279 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,141 Why are you still harassing us? 280 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,061 This was Nannycam's revenge deal. She's retired now. 281 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,480 You're free to go do whatever makes you happy. 282 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,025 Laughing at car accidents. Stealing teeth from under pillows. 283 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:41,154 No, no, no, thank you. I was hired to be your playfriend. 284 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,699 I never stop playing until there's nothing left 285 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:47,202 of your personal or professional lives to play with. 286 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,537 [device ringing] 287 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:49,871 It's Baby Corp. 288 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,123 How funny. 289 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,166 I just called them. 290 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,461 What a strange and delightful world we live in. 291 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,505 [Hilde] Why are we receiving anonymous calls 292 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:02,801 that your company plans to burst every stuffed animal in town? 293 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,386 What? That's not true. 294 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,680 We'd never hurt a stuffed animal. 295 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,557 - [shouts] - [Herve] Sick. 296 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,100 You are just sick. 297 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,685 End this now. 298 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:17,399 Or we annihilate your tiny, sad, mayonnaise-smelling company. 299 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:22,362 I enjoyed that so much, I forgive you for what you made me do to Squeakers. 300 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,363 Grab him. 301 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,868 Promise to play again soon. 302 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:34,249 Crispin will blow up every stuffed cuddle buddy in town? 303 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,001 We have to stop this. 304 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,836 And we will. 305 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,339 - Yeah. - Or will we? 306 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,965 I just said, yeah. 307 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:45,552 We're past the "lay low and do nothing" strategy. 308 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,139 Public Relations would beg to differ. Chip ran some actuarial tables. 309 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:53,268 How many stuffed animals we could afford to lose in order to save the rest. 310 00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,978 Turns out, it's a lot. 311 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:58,357 Whoa, are these numbers and drawings accurate? 312 00:14:58,357 --> 00:14:59,816 No. No way. 313 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:04,488 I tried your "care smartly, just sit here" dumb PR voodoo doo-doo. 314 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,907 But these are babies' beloved toys. 315 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,494 I don't want to lose any of them, but we've got a weak hand. 316 00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:13,664 We don't even know how Crispin Biscuits is detonating these-- 317 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,540 Actually, I might. 318 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,960 - What do you got? - Squeakers' voice chip. 319 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,463 Before that chinchilla poompfed, Crispin hit a button on a thing. 320 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:25,425 That must have sent a signal that caused the chip to heat up, and poompf. 321 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,177 Like microwave popcorn. 322 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,805 See? It's the same with Iggy's pony. 323 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,140 How long have you been carrying that? 324 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,226 For as long as my heart's been hurting. 325 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:37,396 So we just have to block Crispin's poompf signal to these chips 326 00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:39,147 and we'll save the stuffed animals? 327 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,651 Better idea. You guys got a line on old electronics? 328 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:44,903 Gold mine. 329 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:48,198 So we don't just block the signal, we bounce it. 330 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,617 When Crispin hits his animal-bursting button, 331 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:55,414 this gizmo will bounce it right back, blowing up his device instead. 332 00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:56,999 [all] Yeah! 333 00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,043 But we need a voice chip for this to work. 334 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,797 We gotta rip the crud out of one stuffed animal friend. 335 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,967 - [all groaning] - Unfortunate, but acceptable. 336 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,262 Don't make me call our PR guys back in. 337 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:14,016 Every conversation with them makes me feel like I bathed in grease. 338 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,434 It's one stuffed animal. 339 00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:18,770 One stuffed animal is one baby's best friend. 340 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:22,149 We didn't start this company to let that happen. 341 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,817 Forget caring smartly. 342 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,737 Let's care enough to do something super dumb. 343 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:31,450 You really are just an absolutely terrible influence on me. 344 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:36,163 - What did you have in mind? - We need a toy with a voice chip, right? 345 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,665 [Pull String Baby] Let's have a beach party. 346 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,835 The CEO says, "It was you?" 347 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,003 That's right. 348 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:47,340 I, Tina Templeton, am the poompfer of plush toys. 349 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,717 Not our company. 350 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,177 Only me. 351 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,928 Got that? Me. 352 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,264 [groans] Credit snob. 353 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,515 But why? 354 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,684 Wouldn't you like to know? 355 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,061 [laughing maniacally] 356 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,400 I'm sorry. It's my first ruthless demand. 357 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,694 I'll tell you exactly why. 358 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,237 But not over a call. 359 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,238 In person. 360 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,782 On neutral ground. 361 00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,158 One-on-one. 362 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:15,368 With your CEO. 363 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,620 [all gasping] 364 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:21,583 [Pull String Baby] Rainbows are ribbons on the gift of a new day. 365 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,709 He accepts. 366 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,795 Then I'll see him at Pitties. 367 00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,588 One hour. Alone. 368 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,676 I clock one security goon on the octo-slide. 369 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:36,306 [groans] We knew they would never really let this meeting happen solo. 370 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:39,142 They won't let it happen, period. Security protocols. 371 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:42,145 They'll take you down before you set one foot in Pitties. 372 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,773 Unless I do my thing. 373 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,525 You found your new thing? 374 00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,276 Oh, Dez, that's great. 375 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,987 What's our master of disguise into now? 376 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,239 Being a master... 377 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,407 of disguise. 378 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:56,993 - Pardon me. - Huh? 379 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,704 Dr. Brocklin Velocidale, playground research labs. 380 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,707 Do you know if this slide is rated for...? 381 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,875 Whoa! 382 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,377 He's down. Move in. 383 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:08,088 The longer you're in here, the more dangerous it is. 384 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,005 We'll cover you. 385 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:12,008 They've sent in backup. Southwest monkey swing. 386 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,470 [JJ shouting] 387 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,972 [shouting] 388 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,354 Hey, Pitties. 389 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,730 Go get them. 390 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,357 [ragtime music playing] 391 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:36,908 Howdy. Party of three minus two? That's how we count on the ranch. 392 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,161 It's a hard and confusing life. 393 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,663 Actually, I got a date with a doll. 394 00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,791 Hi, hello. 395 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,419 Someone has to pull the string. 396 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,755 [Pull String Baby] Tag. You're wonderful. 397 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,800 Wow, that is so weird. 398 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,762 I said "alone," and yet there's another Baby Corper here. 399 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,265 We'll keep security off your tail. 400 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,309 We got a bogey on the bridge. 401 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:06,354 Cardboard! 402 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,315 Hey. Whoa! 403 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,859 Holding on, but the sooner you can-- 404 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,777 You've gotta be kidding me. 405 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,196 I see him, sir. 406 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,155 [grunting] 407 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,700 Back off, Biscuits. 408 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:23,872 And miss Tina's face when she learns I've burst every stuffed beast in town? 409 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,333 - It's like you don't want me to have fun. - No! 410 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,585 Hey, Pitties. 411 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:32,380 Tina, Crispin's at Pitties. Extract that voice chip now. 412 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,090 [earpiece feedback] 413 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,301 Swimmer's ear. 414 00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,803 Bath time was crazy last night. 415 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:42,349 The CEO has very important meetings to return to. 416 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,059 State your business. 417 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,518 Right, yes. 418 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,062 Uh, my business. 419 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:50,565 Where are my manners? I never offered the CEO a juice. 420 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:53,860 Would you order him something? We'll be fine while you're gone. 421 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,489 [Pull String Baby] Love plus friendship equals you. 422 00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,157 He's not thirsty. 423 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:02,285 No? Too bad. Ooh! You know what else is too bad? 424 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:05,747 You have something stuck in your teeth. You should check that out. 425 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:09,000 I have no teeth in which for things to become stuck. 426 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,338 And I would never leave my CEO alone with a crazed poompfer. 427 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,173 Now state your business. 428 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,259 Okay. Um... [gasps] 429 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,136 No. 430 00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,223 -Hugs are-- - Come on. 431 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:28,228 -I love-- Life is-- Rainbows-- - I'm really sorry about this, Mr. CEO. 432 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,146 I love-- I love you... 433 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,690 Insert child's name. 434 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,112 Hug-- Hug-- Hug-- 435 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:40,490 [powering down] You're my best friend. 436 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:46,955 It worked. 437 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,251 [Boss Baby] Let her go, Luxes. 438 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,419 [Pip shouting] 439 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,549 [Pip] We all learned a lesson today. 440 00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,260 Cardboard can't solve all our problems. 441 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,137 But it can ship them. 442 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,596 Group hug. 443 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,889 Tina's innocent. 444 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:10,020 This device was programmed to burst babies' stuffed animals all over town. 445 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:13,398 What Tina did to your CEO just saved them. 446 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,607 All of them. 447 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,403 And this magic button device just happened to be 448 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:22,866 right where Tina Templeton was carrying out a voicebox-assination? 449 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:26,036 I think you just proved she did double-crimes. 450 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:29,998 No, the CEO thing was me. Necessary evil, and I am sorry. 451 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,043 But the poompfing was all Crispin Biscuits-- 452 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,295 Crispin Biscuits? Say no more. 453 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,757 Oh, so you believe us? I thought that'd be harder. 454 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,550 For serious, say no more. 455 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:44,846 We need plausible deniability, so he doesn't come after us too. 456 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:48,641 I heard of that fella. Yay tall, talks like an Englander? 457 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,979 Buddy of mine in Tulsa met him once. Now he's scared of grass. 458 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,147 Grass. 459 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,191 Yeah, so good luck with that. 460 00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:58,485 If you need help, don't call us. 461 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,406 We'll worry about that later. Right now we celebrate. 462 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:04,324 Any ideas? 463 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,327 Bloch is for hugging. No push away. 464 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:11,748 No, no. Hug for you. Better than your old stuffed animal, yes? 465 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:13,792 Leave it. Let's bounce. 466 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,671 Just came to drop something off. 467 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,048 [screeching] 468 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,592 And Simmons gave it a voice chip. 469 00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:23,843 [doll screeches] 470 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,765 This is the care we provide at the Untitled Templeton Project. 471 00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:30,100 Working on a name. 472 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,519 So, what do you say? Join us? 473 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,897 Welcome to the family. 474 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:37,065 [doll screeching] 475 00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,192 [all screeching] 476 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,320 [roaring] 477 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,823 [theme music playing] 478 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,785 ♪ Boss baby ♪ 479 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:50,995 ♪ Boss baby ♪ 480 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,540 ♪ Boss baby ♪ 481 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,045 ♪ Boss baby Tell 'em who this is ♪ 482 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,631 ♪ Boss baby I'm a legend, mythic ♪ 483 00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:04,425 ♪ Y'all heard the story But you know what the twist is? ♪ 484 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:07,220 ♪ Welcome to the family business Boss baby ♪