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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎小老板

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‎老板已加入线上会议

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‎大家都到齐了?请快快坐好

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‎你的牙还没长齐 我在日理万机

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‎洗耳恭听 我给大家问候鼓励

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‎利润 工资 别忘了奶嘴

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‎我交朋友 我爱你 你被录用了

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‎来吧 朝天空高举果汁盒

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‎小老板 直到退休时刻

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‎-小老板
‎-告诉他们谁是老大

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‎-小老板
‎-我就是神话传奇

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‎-小老板
‎-别看我只是小娃娃

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‎拿张婴儿座椅 这是家族企业

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{\an8}‎-又一个
‎-好激动

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‎蒂娜

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‎抱歉 我忘记自己戴耳塞了
‎我还以为客户拍手器坏掉了

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‎我们有新客户了?

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‎翼手龙宝贝准备好签约了 皮皮?

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{\an8}‎在几个星期尝试
‎把她的噪音降到最低失败后

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{\an8}‎我们终于有了尖叫突破

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‎“尖破” 突破

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‎我们不再与之对抗 并接受了它

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‎我们还用到了硬纸板

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‎我的皮肤很烫 但我不在乎

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‎以前的讨厌之处
‎现在变成了婴儿的可爱之处

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‎这都多亏了硬纸板

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‎做得好 让她在合同上按下指印 奇普

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‎法务部正在准备

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‎这就是我们打败宝贝企业
‎那些绣花枕头的武器:音量

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{\an8}‎任何宝贝遇上麻烦 我们随时出现

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{\an8}‎-希梦思 进展如何?
‎-就快准备好做验收测试了

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‎我太爱它了 不管它是什么
‎但这是什么?

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‎发脾气警报器 我在用波受体做试验

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‎定位情绪沮丧的婴儿发出的哭声

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‎就像爱的指数客户钓鱼竿

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‎线上有一个客户 位置是...

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‎伊基宝贝家

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‎哭得很伤心 正在找东西

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‎一个丢了毛绒玩具的孩子

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‎千万不要是小马宝莉

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‎我需要彻底搜查
‎每个架子、橱柜、衣物篮

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‎别忘了马桶后面 很奇怪
‎但这情况很常见

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‎-行动
‎-蒂娜

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‎嘿 蒂娜 等等

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‎这可不能等
‎最初的72小时是最关键的

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‎在那之后
‎玩具就要永远被沙发垫取代了

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‎我很喜欢你的激情
‎但是伊基是宝贝企业的百分之五宝贝

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‎-他是他们的客户
‎-丢了毛绒小马的客户

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‎如果宝贝企业认为我们想抢客户
‎他们也会抢我们的

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‎我们只是一群在小型购物广场上
‎的美乃滋店里工作的宝贝

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‎这样的大型企业
‎会像嚼干麦片一样把我们嚼碎

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‎那怎么办
‎我们不关爱其他宝贝了吗?

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‎寻回丢失玩具是最基础的
‎爱的指数实地任务

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‎我们还是要关爱 只是要巧妙地关爱

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‎你点东西了吗?

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‎这是硬纸板

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‎没有邮票也没有预付邮费
‎这肯定是亲自送来的

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‎等等...

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‎帕洛米诺马皮毛

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‎日积月累的午睡口水散发出的霉味

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‎嵌入式语音芯片?

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‎是它

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‎是小马宝莉 我们找到了伊基的朋友

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‎不 我们收到了
‎一个亲手投递的包裹

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‎我想知道为什么

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‎“新游戏要开始了 送给我的玩伴

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‎加油 基斯宾饼干”

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‎是他偷了小马

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‎对 你赶快把马给伊基送去

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‎你在做什么?

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‎这是陷阱 饼干要陷害我们
‎偷宝贝企业客户的毛绒伙伴

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‎不能让他们看到我们有这个

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‎不会看到的 我把它送回去

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‎你们要确保
‎我这么做不会被宝贝企业发现

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‎任何宝贝遇上麻烦 我们随时出现
‎这不是我们的立场吗?

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‎你把我带坏了

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‎我们要用硬纸板对抗硬纸板

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‎我们听到并且登记了你的悲伤

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‎好了 好了

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‎我们无法找到您丢失的小马
‎但我们可以为您提供重新设计

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‎一个最前沿的填充玩具
‎它会质疑:什么是填充玩具?

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‎和布洛赫问好

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‎你可以选择悲伤 也可以接受未来

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‎我们不能为你做这些决定

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‎首席执行官来电话了

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‎双胞胎确认

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‎嗨 你好

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‎我对你们的爱有这么多

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‎好的 先生 我们马上到

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‎我飞得离纸板太阳太近
‎被纸板灼伤了

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‎我没有吸取教训

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‎但是现在安全了

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‎嘿 伊基高手

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‎我听说小马宝莉的事了
‎我感到很遗憾

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‎-保持警觉 一旦发现宝贝企业...
‎-先生

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‎把她弄出来

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‎管子被剪断了

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‎你现在不安全

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‎怎么回事?

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‎它已经到了最后冲刺阶段
‎冲线了 是小马宝莉

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‎终止

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‎什么?

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‎我也不知道
‎当时“噗”地一下就炸了

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‎“噗”?

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‎“噗”

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‎这样吗?

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‎你们有18秒的时间解释
‎为什么宝贝企业不该发起

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‎一场短暂却极具摧毁性的战争
‎毁灭你们的公司

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‎第一点:我们刚订了
‎有公司标志的铅笔头

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‎铅笔头还没送到
‎我们的公司是不会倒闭的

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‎蒂娜只是想把伊基的毛绒动物给他

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‎这是第二个理由

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‎在你看来这是要把小马还回去吗?

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‎看起来不像 但是...

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‎未命名天普顿计划
‎对可能出现的断章取义的

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‎误解表示遗憾

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‎我们想让你知道 作为一家公司
‎我们非常重视这些问题

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‎我们会在公司内部处理这件事

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‎我希望如此

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‎棒棒糖带在路上吃?

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‎我要紫色的 谢谢

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‎拿两根

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‎谢谢你们过来

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‎你们有魔法

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‎不客气

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‎你们是如何做到的?

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‎公共关系

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‎扭转坏局面的艺术

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‎这样我们就不用面对
‎自己行为的后果了

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‎我不觉得这是件好事

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‎是吗?你对我之前的工作熟悉吗?

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‎这会有严重的后果

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‎“不要为打翻的牛奶哭泣”

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‎你说的有道理

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‎这是我发明的

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‎就算这不是你的错 如果我们不处理

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‎小马爆炸也可能毁掉我们的名声

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‎蒂娜天普顿 我觉得你成为了
‎我们的新问题宝贝客户

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‎这是一起毛绒玩具绑架案

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‎-一级玩具误杀
‎-持有爆炸材料

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‎企图破坏竞争对手的公司

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‎这不是犯罪 经常这样做

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‎说实话 但语气要温和
‎就像考拉心理医生那样

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‎人们会永远恨我吗?

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‎我们可以不费吹灰之力解决这件事

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‎对我们有害的是视频

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‎永远不要被录像

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‎这是公关大忌

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‎我们唯一的选择就是最好的选择:
‎保持低调 直到事态平息

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‎我才不会保持低调

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‎我必须和翼手龙宝贝签约
‎让她成为客户

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‎这两个逃避责任的人是对的

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‎在事态平息之前
‎翼手龙宝贝就交给我们吧

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‎你们在等包裹吗?

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‎是基斯宾寄的吗?

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‎没有邮费

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‎相同的手法

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‎等等 基斯宾饼干吗?

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‎你认识很多基斯宾吗?

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‎他回来了?

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‎你们能跟邪恶的宝宝幕后操纵者
‎开始第二轮较量

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‎我却忙着在卖辣果酱美乃滋?

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‎“伊基很好玩 但他只是第一个

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‎猜猜下一个爆炸的是谁的毛绒玩具”

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‎押韵的线索?

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‎他已进入下一阶段的恶行

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‎翼手龙宝贝是下一个目标

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‎所有人准备好 严阵以待

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‎停止 降落 滚动 选一张卡

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‎有只动物等着我们去救

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‎是我们

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‎你答应要低调的

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‎咕哝不代表同意

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‎-基斯宾饼干要...
‎-让我们自乱阵脚

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‎所以我们才要保持冷静
‎记得要巧妙地关心吗?

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‎我记得这方法不太可行

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‎好吧 但我会一秒一秒数着过
‎直到我听到任务成功

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‎我能数清的毛毛虫数量有限
‎所以最好快点

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‎一只毛毛虫

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‎不要让翼手龙宝贝失望
‎否则我永远不会原谅你们

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‎两只毛毛虫...

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‎如果我不动 她就看不到我

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‎恐龙法则

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‎恐龙不是这样的 不 你会吵醒家长的

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‎别紧张 朋友

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‎我们做的这一切
‎都是为了你的小熊伙伴

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‎但如果你不让我把它借走...

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‎我是你这边的 相信我

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‎从翼手龙身边走开 快走

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‎-抱歉
‎-我会做得更好

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‎我在想硬纸板的事情 又走神了

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‎你们为什么在这里?

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‎很明显 来保护
‎我们另一位客户的毛绒玩具

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‎免受你们这些野人的伤害

196
00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:19,953
‎这招不错
‎但翼手龙宝贝不是你的客户

197
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:24,249
‎马上就是了
‎宝贝企业的百分之五宝贝

198
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‎你看到她用恐龙吼叫
‎掀起的波澜了吗?

199
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,505
‎-那是我们做的
‎-就快爆炸了

200
00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:31,882
‎我们赶紧动手 之后再谢谢我

201
00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:34,385
‎卢森堡有句谚语

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00:10:34,385 --> 00:10:36,512
‎“不要试图和狮子搏斗”

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‎谚语就是这么说的

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‎我们的文化非常务实

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‎我们称我们的私人车道为“停车道”
‎这才合理

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‎别再碰我们未来客户的伙伴了

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‎它会爆炸的 我们想拯救它

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‎对 因为你们公司非常喜爱毛绒动物

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‎没错 你可以绝对信赖我们...

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‎老板 他来了

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‎我很抱歉 但我必须找到...

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‎应该在这里面的爆炸物

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‎我们将要为新客户举办派对
‎你需要同伴吗?

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‎这像是个重视毛绒玩具的公司吗?

215
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:34,528
‎如果他们讨厌我们的毛绒朋友
‎他们还会讨厌什么?

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‎毛毯?

217
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:36,864
‎躲猫猫?

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‎宝贝们?

219
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,741
‎选择宝贝企业

220
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‎爱的指数公司
‎绝对不会屠杀你的朋友

221
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‎而且我们公司没在美乃滋店后面

222
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‎这是拉线玩偶总裁宝贝
‎他同意该信息

223
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‎我最喜欢的零食是蔬菜

224
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:59,136
‎最后一部分不是我的笑声

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‎听起来就像卡通里的恶魔

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‎我说了 绝对不要被录像

227
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‎我应该去的

228
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‎绝对不能去

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‎公共关系的重点是远离丑闻

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‎就像上次我从小宝贝那里抢糖果
‎难度是很大

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‎我因此被监禁了吗?

232
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‎可能吧 你长着死气沉沉的眼睛
‎确实像服过刑的宝贝

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‎不可能
‎这个家伙让所有人相信那是一场意外

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‎转变了公众认知

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‎现在大家都觉得
‎从宝贝手里抢糖很容易

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‎不是的

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‎我都留疤了

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‎-公共关系
‎-公共关系

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00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:35,923
‎现在怎么办?

240
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:40,385
‎现在两个老板都应该保持低调
‎什么都不做吗?

241
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‎哇 我们最好还是
‎别暴露我们的秘密了

242
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‎否则人人都能做我们的工作

243
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‎你们俩对公司有害

244
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‎不管你们多想解决这件事
‎什么都别做

245
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‎我不在乎卡通片恶魔走进来说...

246
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‎你们好

247
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‎-我们走了
‎-我就不掺和了

248
00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,447
‎这家店真不错

249
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:04,743
‎你们没邀请我过来玩
‎我就不请自来了

250
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‎转过身去
‎摇摇你那讨厌毛绒动物的屁股

251
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,582
‎从那扇门滚出去 小子

252
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,334
‎我?讨厌?

253
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,628
‎但是我喜欢毛茸茸的小动物

254
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‎告诉他们我有多珍惜你
‎斯奎克斯肯辛顿

255
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‎天啊 好软啊

256
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,554
‎我用偷来的情感支持毯做的

257
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:25,973
‎这不是你的错

258
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,141
‎你为什么还来骚扰我们?

259
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,061
‎这是保姆摄像头宝贝的复仇计划
‎她退休了

260
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,480
‎你可以随意做让你开心的事

261
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‎把车祸当笑料 从枕头下偷牙

262
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‎不 谢谢 我受雇做你的玩伴

263
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,699
‎我会一直玩下去

264
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‎直到把你的私人生活
‎和职业生活都毁掉

265
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‎是宝贝企业

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‎真好笑

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‎我刚给他们打了电话

268
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‎我们生活在一个
‎多么奇怪和愉快的世界啊

269
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‎我们为什么接到匿名电话说

270
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‎你的公司打算
‎把镇上所有毛绒动物都炸掉?

271
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,386
‎什么?这不是真的

272
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,680
‎我们不会伤害任何毛绒动物

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‎变态

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‎你们真是变态

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‎马上停止行动

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‎否则我们就会消灭你那小得可怜
‎一股美乃滋味的公司

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‎我十分享受 我原谅你们
‎逼我对斯奎克斯的所作所为

278
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‎抓住他

279
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,868
‎答应我 要马上再玩一次哦

280
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:34,249
‎基斯宾会炸掉镇上
‎所有毛绒抱抱伙伴吗?

281
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‎我们要阻止这件事

282
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‎我们会的

283
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,339
‎-对
‎-我们会吗?

284
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‎我说了 对

285
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:45,552
‎我们不用你们的
‎“保持低调 什么也不做”策略了

286
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‎公共关系部可不这么认为
‎奇普做了一些精算表

287
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:53,268
‎为了拯救剩下的玩具
‎我们可以承受失去多少填充玩具动物

288
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‎结果 数量很多

289
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:58,357
‎哇 这些数据和制图准确吗?

290
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‎不 不可能

291
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‎我试了你“巧妙关爱 静坐以待”的
‎愚蠢公关手段

292
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,907
‎但这些是宝贝们挚爱的玩具

293
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,494
‎我不想失去它们 但我们处于弱势

294
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:13,664
‎我们都不知道基斯宾饼干
‎如何引爆这些...

295
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,540
‎我可能知道

296
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‎-你发现了什么?
‎-斯奎克斯的发声芯片

297
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,463
‎在那个龙猫爆炸前
‎基斯宾按了一个东西上的按钮

298
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‎一定是那东西发出信号
‎导致芯片升温 然后爆炸

299
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,177
‎就像微波炉爆米花一样

300
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,805
‎明白了吗?这和伊基的小马一样

301
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,140
‎你带着它多久了?

302
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,226
‎只要我的心还在痛 我就会带着它

303
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:37,396
‎我们只需要阻隔基斯宾
‎发给芯片的爆炸信号?

304
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:39,147
‎就能拯救所有毛绒玩具?

305
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,651
‎还有个更好的主意
‎你们有旧电子设备上的线吗?

306
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:44,903
‎有了

307
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:48,198
‎我们不仅要阻隔信号 还要反射信号

308
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,617
‎当基斯宾按下爆炸动物的按钮时

309
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‎这个小玩意就会把信号反射回去
‎毁掉他的设备

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‎真棒!

311
00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,043
‎但我们需要一个声音芯片
‎让这个东西起作用

312
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,797
‎我们得把一个毛绒玩具朋友的
‎内脏扯出来

313
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,967
‎很可惜 但可以接受

314
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,178
‎别逼我把公关的人叫回来

315
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:14,016
‎每次和他们对话
‎我都感觉自己在油脂里洗澡

316
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,434
‎只是一只毛绒玩具

317
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:18,770
‎一只毛绒玩具
‎就是一个宝宝最好的朋友

318
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:22,149
‎我们开公司不是为了目睹这种事发生

319
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,817
‎别再巧妙地关心

320
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,737
‎要足够关心
‎做出超级愚蠢的事也在所不惜

321
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:31,450
‎你真的把我带坏了

322
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:36,163
‎-你有什么想法?
‎-我们需要有发声芯片的玩具 对吗?

323
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,665
‎我们去参加海滩派对

324
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,835
‎首席执行官说:“是你?”

325
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,003
‎没错

326
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:47,340
‎我 蒂娜天普顿
‎我是毛绒伙伴爆破手

327
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,717
‎而不是我们公司

328
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,177
‎只有我

329
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,928
‎明白吗?我

330
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,264
‎真是自以为是

331
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,515
‎但是为什么?

332
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,684
‎你们不想知道吗?

333
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,400
‎抱歉 我第一次提苛刻的要求

334
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,694
‎我会告诉你确切的原因

335
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,237
‎但不是通过电话

336
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,238
‎我要当面说

337
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,782
‎在第三方的地点

338
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,158
‎一对一

339
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:15,368
‎和你们的首席执行官

340
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:21,583
‎彩虹是新的一天礼物上的彩带

341
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,709
‎他同意了

342
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,795
‎我会去坑坑见他

343
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,588
‎一个小时后 一个人来

344
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,676
‎我注意到了八爪鱼滑梯上
‎有个保安打手

345
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:36,306
‎我们知道他们肯定不会
‎让我们单独见面

346
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:39,142
‎他们根本没这个计划 就是这样
‎安全协议

347
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:42,145
‎在你踏进坑坑之前
‎他们就会把你拿下

348
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,773
‎除非我做自己该做的

349
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,525
‎你找到新的事情做了

350
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,276
‎戴兹 太棒了

351
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,987
‎我们的伪装大师要变成什么?

352
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,239
‎变成伪装...

353
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,407
‎大师

354
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:56,993
‎不好意思

355
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,704
‎布罗克林快速医生
‎来自游乐场研究实验室

356
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,707
‎你知道这座滑梯被评为...

357
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,377
‎他掉下去了 快进去

358
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:08,088
‎你在这里待的时间越长 就越危险

359
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,005
‎我们会掩护你

360
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:12,008
‎他们已经派了后援
‎西南方向的猴子秋千

361
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,354
‎嘿 坑坑

362
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,730
‎加油吧

363
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:36,908
‎你好 女士 三人减两人的派对吗?
‎我们牧场就是这么数数的

364
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,161
‎这日子真是艰难又糊涂啊

365
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,663
‎其实 我是来见一个玩具的

366
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,791
‎嗨 你好

367
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,419
‎必须有人拉绳子

368
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,755
‎姓名 你很厉害

369
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,800
‎哇 真是太怪了

370
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,762
‎我说“单独”
‎但这里还有一个宝贝企业的人

371
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,265
‎我们会帮你甩掉那些保安

372
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,309
‎桥上有个麻烦

373
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:06,354
‎硬纸板!

374
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:07,272
‎嘿

375
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,859
‎坚持住 但是你越快...

376
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,777
‎你一定在开玩笑吧

377
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,196
‎我看到他了 先生

378
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,700
‎退后 饼干

379
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:23,872
‎当蒂娜小姐知道我炸了镇上
‎所有毛绒野兽 她会是什么表情?

380
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,333
‎-你不想让我开心
‎-不!

381
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,585
‎嘿 坑坑

382
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:32,380
‎蒂娜 基斯宾进坑坑了
‎马上取下发声芯片

383
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,301
‎耳朵进水了

384
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,803
‎昨晚的洗浴时间太疯狂了

385
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:42,349
‎首席执行官还要回去
‎开几场很重要的会议

386
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,059
‎说明来意

387
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,518
‎好的

388
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,062
‎我的来意

389
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:50,565
‎我可真没礼貌
‎我都没请首席执行官喝果汁

390
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:53,860
‎你要给他点饮料喝吗?
‎你不在这里我们会更自在

391
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,489
‎爱加友谊等于你

392
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,157
‎他不渴

393
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:02,285
‎是吗?太糟糕了
‎知道还有什么事也很糟糕吗?

394
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:05,747
‎你的牙齿上卡了东西
‎你应该去照照镜子

395
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:09,000
‎我没有牙齿 不可能卡住东西

396
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,338
‎我不会让我的首席执行官
‎单独和一个疯狂的爆破手在一起

397
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,173
‎现在说明来意吧

398
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,091
‎好的

399
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,136
‎不

400
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,223
‎-拥抱是...
‎-快出来

401
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:28,228
‎-我爱...生活是...彩虹...
‎-真的很抱歉 首席执行官先生

402
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,146
‎我爱...我爱你...

403
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,690
‎输入孩子姓名

404
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,112
‎拥抱...

405
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:40,490
‎你是我最好的朋友

406
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:46,955
‎有用

407
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,251
‎放开她 卢森兄弟

408
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,549
‎我们今天都吸取了一些教训

409
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,260
‎硬纸板不能解决一切问题

410
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,137
‎但它可以运输问题

411
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,596
‎集体拥抱

412
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,889
‎蒂娜是无辜的

413
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:10,020
‎这个设备设定了程序
‎可以炸毁全镇宝贝的毛绒玩具

414
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:13,398
‎蒂娜对首席执行官做的事情
‎拯救了它们

415
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,607
‎所有玩具

416
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,403
‎这个神奇的按钮设备恰好在

417
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:22,866
‎蒂娜天普顿进行发声器刺杀的地方?

418
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:26,036
‎我认为你们刚刚证明
‎她犯下了双重罪

419
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:29,998
‎不 首席执行官的事是我做的
‎躲不过的灾祸 我很抱歉

420
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,043
‎但是爆炸都是基斯宾饼干...

421
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,295
‎基斯宾饼干?别说了

422
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,757
‎你相信我们了吗?比我想象中的简单

423
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,550
‎说真的 别说了

424
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:44,846
‎我们需要找借口装糊涂
‎这样他就不会也来找我们了

425
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:48,641
‎听说过那个家伙
‎个子很高 口音像英格兰人?

426
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,979
‎我一个朋友在塔尔萨见过他一次
‎他现在连草都害怕了

427
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,147
‎草

428
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,191
‎祝你们好运

429
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:58,485
‎如果需要帮忙 别打给我们

430
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,406
‎先别担心这个 我们现在要庆祝

431
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:04,324
‎有什么想法吗?

432
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,327
‎抱抱布洛赫 不要推开

433
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:11,748
‎不 是给你抱的
‎比你的旧毛绒玩具好 对吗?

434
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:13,792
‎放下吧 我们走

435
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,671
‎我们是来送东西的

436
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,759
‎希梦思装了一个发声芯片

437
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,765
‎这是未命名天普顿计划
‎可以提供的关爱

438
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:30,100
‎还在想名字

439
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,519
‎你觉得怎么样?加入我们吗?

440
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,897
‎欢迎加入我们的家庭

441
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:11,307
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