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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎老闆正在忙

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‎寶貝老闆

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‎大老闆線上加入會議

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‎大家都到齊?請依序入席

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‎你牙沒長齊,我在日理萬機

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‎洗耳恭聽我給大家問候鼓勵

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‎利潤、薪資、奶嘴別忘了

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‎交到朋友,我愛你,你錄取了

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‎一起來,朝天空高舉果汁盒

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‎寶貝老闆,直到退休時刻

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-誰才是老大

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-我是傳說神話

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-別看我只是個小娃娃

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‎不怕不怕

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‎我就是家大業大,寶貝老闆

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{\an8}‎-還有另一個
‎-好棒

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‎蒂娜...

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‎抱歉,我忘記我裡面有
‎我以為客戶拍拍壞光了

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‎有新客戶?

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‎翼手龍寶貝準備簽約了,小痞?

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{\an8}‎在好幾週都無法
‎將她恐龍抓痕降到最低下

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{\an8}‎我們終於有所叫破

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‎突屁、突破

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‎我們停止對抗而決定接受

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‎我們也用了紙板

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‎我的肌肉好痛,但我甚至不在乎了

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‎原本的累贅現在成了寶寶的可愛

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‎全都多虧了紙板

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‎太棒了,讓她在合約上畫押吧,阿崎

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‎法務在著手了

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‎這就是我們打敗寶貝企業
‎金玉其外的那些傢伙:以量取勝

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{\an8}‎任何寶寶,任何問題,隨時隨地

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{\an8}‎-希夢思,進展如何?
‎-快完成第二次測試了

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‎我愛到不在乎這是什麼
‎但這是什麼?

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‎耍脾氣警報器
‎我一直在用波長接收器做實驗

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‎來定位寶寶痛苦的嚎啕大哭聲

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‎就像是寶貝的愛客戶的釣魚竿

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‎偵測到一個了,似乎是來自於...

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‎伊吉寶貝的家

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‎傷心欲絕的嚎啕大哭,尋找

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‎那是一個失去最愛填充娃娃的孩子

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‎不是小馬兒吧

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‎我要仔細搜索那裡的
‎每個出入口、櫃子跟洗衣籃

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‎別忘記馬桶後面
‎雖然很奇怪,但有過案例

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‎-動作
‎-蒂娜

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‎嘿,蒂娜,等等

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‎不能等,頭72小時至關緊要

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‎之後,玩具就永遠消失在沙發墊了

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‎我愛妳的熱情,但伊吉是
‎寶貝企業的前百分之五

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‎-他是他們的客戶
‎-可是他心愛的填充馬兒不見了

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‎如果寶貝企業認為我們偷他們的客戶
‎他們也會來偷我們的

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‎雖然我們優秀,我們可是在
‎商店街美乃滋之城努力工作的寶貝們

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‎那麼大的企業會把我們
‎當成一把乾穀片吞掉

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‎那又如何,我們就不再關心了嗎?

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‎尋找失落的玩具
‎是最基本寶寶的愛外勤任務

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‎我們還是可以關心,但要放聰明點

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‎你叫了什麼嗎?

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‎這是紙箱沒錯

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‎沒有郵票或郵戳
‎這絕對是親自送來的

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‎等等...

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‎金毛銀鬃外衣

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‎累積夜晚睡口水的霉味

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‎內建聲音晶片?

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‎是牠

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‎是小馬兒,我們找到伊吉的朋友了

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‎不,這是親手送到門口的紙箱

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‎我想知道原因

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‎“給我最喜愛的玩伴們
‎我們新遊戲的開始

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‎祝好,香脆餅思奇”

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‎是他偷了小馬

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‎沒錯,你把馬兒送回給伊吉

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‎你在幹嘛?

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‎這是陷害,餅思奇嫁禍我們
‎偷竊寶貝企業客戶的絨毛哥兒們

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‎不能讓他們看見我們手裡有這個

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‎不會看見的,我來送回去

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‎你來確保寶貝企業不會抓到我送回去

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‎任何寶寶,任何問題,隨時隨地
‎這究竟是不是我們所代表的?

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‎妳真是對我產生莫大的影響

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‎我們用紙箱打紙箱

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‎我們完全了解你的悲傷

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‎乖

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‎我們找不到你不見的小馬
‎但我們可以再造一個

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‎最先進的填充娃娃
‎問題是,什麼是填充娃娃?

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‎跟布洛赫說聲“嗨”吧

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‎你可以選擇難過,或是選擇擁抱未來

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‎我們不能替你選擇

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‎執行長打來了

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‎雙胞胎檢視

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‎嗨,哈囉

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‎我愛你們這麼多

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‎是的,長官,我們馬上到

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‎我飛得太靠近紙板太陽,被紙板灼傷

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‎我完全沒學會教訓

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‎但岸邊都沒人了

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‎嗨,伊大師

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‎我聽說小馬兒的事了,真的非常遺憾

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‎-看仔細,任何寶貝企業的蹤跡...
‎-長官

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‎快叫她離開

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‎線斷了

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‎空間沒有淨空

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‎什麼?

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‎她轉進最後一個彎道
‎到達終點,小馬兒

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‎任務終止

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‎什麼?

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‎那是...我不知道,就砰一聲

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‎砰?

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‎砰

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‎像這樣嗎?

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‎妳有18秒時間解釋
‎為何寶貝企業不該掀起

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‎快速致命的戰爭來毀掉妳的事業

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‎第一,我們才叫了
‎有公司商標印製的鉛筆帽

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‎在東西出現之前
‎我才不會把公司關掉

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‎蒂娜只是想把伊吉的
‎填充娃娃還給他

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‎那是第二個原因

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‎你看這樣叫做還他小馬兒嗎?

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‎不,看來不像,但是...

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‎未命明天普頓專案團對於任何有可能

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‎斷章取義的誤會深表遺憾

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‎我們要你們了解,身為公司
‎我們非常認真對待這類情事

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‎我們會內部處理這樣的問題

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‎希望你們能夠解決

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‎-路上來一根棒棒糖?
‎-我拿一根紫色,謝謝

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‎拿兩根吧

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‎感謝造訪

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‎你們是神奇的魔法師

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‎不客氣

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‎你們怎麼辦到的?

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‎公關

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‎旋轉頹勢的藝術

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‎這樣我們就不用
‎對我們自己的行為負責

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‎這應該不是好事吧

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‎是嗎?也許妳很熟悉
‎一些我之前的作品?

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‎你得承擔後果

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‎“別為灑掉的牛奶哭泣”

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‎你說得有道理

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‎這我發明的

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‎就算不是妳的錯,但小馬兒爆炸

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‎如果我們不處理
‎就會毀了我們公司的名聲

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‎蒂娜天普頓,我相信
‎妳是我們新的問題寶寶客戶了

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‎好了,是個填充娃娃綁架案

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‎-一級玩具謀殺罪
‎-持有爆炸材料

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‎損害對手事業的陰謀

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‎不是犯罪,一般手法

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‎誠實、但手段溫和點
‎像是無尾熊診療師

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‎大家會永遠討厭我嗎?

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‎這一點,我們易如反掌

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‎但真正傷害我們的是那段影片

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‎絕對不能被拍到

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‎公關的大禁忌

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‎我們唯一選擇就是最佳選擇:
‎保持低調直到風頭過去

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‎我才不要保持低調

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‎我還得去簽翼手龍寶貝
‎成為我們的客戶

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‎他們會幫我
‎我想這兩個狡猾的黃鼠狼沒錯

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‎等到風頭過了就行
‎我們剩下的人能處理翼手龍寶貝

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‎你們在等貨送來嗎?

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‎是香脆送來的嗎?

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‎沒有郵戳

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‎同樣的手法

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‎等等,香脆餅思奇?

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‎妳認識多少個香脆?

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‎他回來了?

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‎你們跟邪惡寶貝智多星
‎展開第二回合鬥智

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‎而我卻只能忙著收
‎胡椒果凍美乃滋球的錢?

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‎“伊吉很有趣,不過他只是第一個

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‎猜猜接下來是誰的填充娃娃爆炸”

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‎押韻的線索?

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‎他的邪惡又再度進化了

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‎翼手龍寶貝是他下一個目標

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‎全員集合,準備嚴正以待

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‎停下、放下,捲起,選張卡

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‎我們得去拯救動物

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‎是我們得去

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‎妳同意保持低調

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‎我的呻吟不代表同意

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‎-香脆餅思奇...
‎-顯然是盯上我們了

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‎所以我們才要保持冷靜
‎記得聰明地關心嗎?

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‎我記得效果不是很好

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‎好,但我會坐在這裡數著每一秒
‎直到任務成功為止

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‎我數毛毛蟲只能數到這麼多
‎所以最好動作快點

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‎一隻毛毛蟲

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‎小翼寶貝別失敗
‎否則我絕對不會原諒你

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‎兩隻毛毛蟲...

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‎如果我不動,她就看不見我

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‎恐龍規則

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‎恐龍不是這樣的,不,妳會吵醒父母

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‎別激動,朋友

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‎我們都想要妳的小熊兄弟安好

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‎但如果妳不讓我借他一...

190
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‎我站在妳這邊,相信我

191
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‎離翼手龍遠一點,走開

192
00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:05,189
‎-抱歉
‎-我會做得更好

193
00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:08,484
‎我在想紙板,喔,又來了

194
00:10:08,484 --> 00:10:10,110
‎你們怎麼會來這裡?

195
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:14,698
‎顯然是來保護
‎我們另一個客戶的填充玩意兒

196
00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,158
‎免得被你兇殘破壞

197
00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:19,953
‎最好是
‎但翼手龍寶貝不是你們的客戶

198
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:24,249
‎她就要是了
‎寶貝企業百分之五的潛力人選

199
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:27,461
‎你見過她恐龍表演造成的轟動嗎?

200
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,838
‎-是我們的功勞
‎-砰的時間緊迫,長官

201
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,882
‎我們來動手,妳之後再感謝我

202
00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:34,385
‎盧森堡我們有句話說

203
00:10:34,385 --> 00:10:36,512
‎“別跟獅子鬥”

204
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,431
‎這句話就是這樣

205
00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,558
‎我們的文化非常實際

206
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,853
‎我們也把車道叫“林蔭大道”
‎名符其實吧

207
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,815
‎別再摸我們未來客戶的同伴

208
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,484
‎會爆掉,我們正設法救它

209
00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:54,530
‎對,因為你公司超愛填充娃娃

210
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:57,700
‎的確,我們是個妳能夠信賴的公司...

211
00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,076
‎老闆,他在這裡

212
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,499
‎抱歉,我得找到...

213
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:11,296
‎本來會藏在這裡的爆炸東西

214
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:23,559
‎我們下週為新客戶舉辦派對
‎妳需要攜伴參加嗎?

215
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:30,524
‎這像是一間會珍惜
‎填充娃娃的公司嗎?

216
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:34,528
‎如果他們這麼痛恨我們的填充朋友
‎那他們還痛恨什麼?

217
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,863
‎毯子?

218
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:36,864
‎躲貓貓?

219
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,031
‎寶寶?

220
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,741
‎選寶貝企業

221
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:44,037
‎寶寶的愛公司百分之百
‎不可能謀殺你的朋友

222
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,290
‎同時我們也不藏身在美乃滋店後面

223
00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:50,627
‎這是背後拉線寶貝
‎他批准了這個訊息

224
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,714
‎我最愛的點心是蔬菜

225
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:59,136
‎最後這部分不是我的笑聲

226
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,346
‎聽起來像是卡通魔鬼

227
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:04,224
‎我說了,絕對不能被拍到

228
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,059
‎我該去的

229
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,436
‎絕對不行

230
00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:11,356
‎公關就是要盡量避開醜聞

231
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:15,402
‎就像那次我拿走一個寶寶的糖果
‎真的很難

232
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,863
‎但我有因此被監禁?

233
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:21,575
‎可能,你有那種服刑過寶貝
‎所帶有的那種死人眼

234
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:25,287
‎不可能,這傢伙
‎說服每個人說那是意外

235
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:26,955
‎改變大眾觀感

236
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:30,375
‎現在大家認為
‎拿走寶寶的糖果易如反掌

237
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,293
‎事實上不然

238
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,836
‎我的疤痕還在

239
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,796
‎-公關
‎-公關

240
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:35,923
‎那又怎樣?

241
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:40,385
‎現在兩個老闆都要低調
‎什麼事都不幹嗎?

242
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:43,555
‎哇,我們最好別再透露秘密了

243
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,141
‎不然大家都能做我們的工作了

244
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,143
‎你們兩個目前都對公司不利

245
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:52,147
‎不論你們多想彌補,什麼都別做

246
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:55,108
‎我不管是否那個卡通魔鬼走進來說...

247
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,235
‎哈囉

248
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,737
‎-我們閃人了
‎-不想捲入醜聞

249
00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,447
‎好棒的生意

250
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:04,743
‎你們還沒邀請我來玩
‎所以我就不請自來了

251
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:08,580
‎轉身帶著你痛恨填充娃娃的屁股

252
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,582
‎滾出這個門,暴徒

253
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,334
‎我?痛恨?

254
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,628
‎但我喜歡絨毛寵物

255
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,673
‎告訴他們我多麼珍惜你
‎吱吱叫凱辛頓

256
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:19,716
‎天啊,它好柔軟

257
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,554
‎我拿偷來的情感寄託毯子特製的

258
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:25,973
‎這不是你的錯

259
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,141
‎你幹嘛還來騷擾我們?

260
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,061
‎這是密錄眼的復仇交易
‎她現在都退休了

261
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,480
‎你可以自由去做你開心的事

262
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,025
‎嘲笑車禍,從小孩枕頭下偷牙齒

263
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:41,154
‎不了,謝謝,我被雇用成為你的玩伴

264
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,699
‎我絕對不會停止嬉戲
‎直到你的個人生活

265
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:47,202
‎或是職業生涯被玩光光為止

266
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,871
‎是寶貝企業打來

267
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,123
‎真有意思

268
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,166
‎我剛才打給他們

269
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,461
‎我們真是活在一個
‎非常奇怪又令人開心的世界

270
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,505
‎為何我們接到匿名電話

271
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:02,801
‎說你的公司將會爆破
‎鎮上每一個填充娃娃?

272
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,386
‎什麼?這不是真的

273
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,680
‎我們絕不會傷害填充娃娃

274
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:08,557
‎變態

275
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,100
‎你們太變態了

276
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,685
‎立刻結束

277
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:17,399
‎不然我們就消滅你們
‎小小可悲美乃滋味的公司

278
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:22,362
‎我超享受的,甚至原諒你們
‎逼我對吱吱叫做的事

279
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,363
‎抓住他

280
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,868
‎保證很快會再玩

281
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:34,249
‎香脆將會炸掉鎮上
‎每一個填充抱抱同伴?

282
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,001
‎我們得阻止這件事

283
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,836
‎而且我們會的

284
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:40,339
‎-沒錯
‎-或是由我們來嗎?

285
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,965
‎我剛說沒錯了

286
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:45,552
‎我們不管“保持低調
‎什麼都不幹”策略了

287
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,139
‎公關有不同意見
‎阿崎做了精算的表格

288
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:53,268
‎計算出我們能夠承受失去
‎填充娃娃的數量來救剩下的

289
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,978
‎結果,很多

290
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:58,357
‎哇,這些數字跟圖表精準嗎?

291
00:14:58,357 --> 00:14:59,816
‎不,不可以

292
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:04,488
‎我試著遵守“聰明關心,乾坐著”
‎白癡公關巫毒邪術

293
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,907
‎但這些是寶寶喜愛的玩具

294
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,494
‎我不想失去他們,但我們趨於弱勢

295
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:13,664
‎我們甚至不知道
‎香脆餅思奇要如何引爆...

296
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,540
‎事實上,我可能知道

297
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,960
‎-妳有何線索?
‎-吱吱叫的聲音晶片

298
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,463
‎在絨鼠砰之前
‎香脆按了個東西的按鈕

299
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:25,425
‎那東西肯定傳送了信號
‎引起晶片發熱,然後砰

300
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,177
‎就像是微波爐的爆米花

301
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,805
‎你看?這跟伊吉的小馬一樣

302
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,140
‎妳隨身帶著多久了?

303
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,226
‎我心痛多久就帶多久,行嗎?

304
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:37,396
‎我們只要阻擋
‎香脆的砰信號傳到晶片上就行?

305
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:39,147
‎就能拯救所有填充娃娃?

306
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,651
‎有更好的主意
‎你們清楚老電子設備嗎?

307
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:44,903
‎挖到寶了

308
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:48,198
‎我們不僅阻擋信號,還反彈

309
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,617
‎當香脆按下動物爆炸按鈕

310
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:55,414
‎這裝置會立刻反彈
‎反而炸掉他的裝置

311
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:56,999
‎太好了

312
00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,043
‎但我們需要一個能運作的
‎聲音晶片才有用

313
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,797
‎所以還是得拔開一位填充娃娃朋友

314
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,967
‎很不幸但能接受

315
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,178
‎拜託別逼我叫回我們的公關人員

316
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:14,016
‎跟他們的每一句話
‎都讓我覺得我泡在炸油裡

317
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,434
‎就一隻填充娃娃

318
00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:18,770
‎一隻填充娃娃
‎是一個寶寶的最好朋友

319
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:22,149
‎我們創立這家公司
‎不是為了讓這種事發生

320
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,817
‎別管聰明地關心

321
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,737
‎就關心到足以做出超蠢的事情來吧

322
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:31,450
‎妳真的絕對對我產生超可怕的影響

323
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:36,163
‎-妳有什麼打算?
‎-就一個有聲音晶片的玩具對吧?

324
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,665
‎來辦個海灘派對吧

325
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,835
‎執行長說“是妳?”

326
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,003
‎沒錯

327
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:47,340
‎我蒂娜天普頓
‎就是絨毛玩具的爆破家

328
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,717
‎不是我們的公司

329
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,177
‎只有我

330
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,928
‎明白嗎?我

331
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,264
‎愛佔功勞的傢伙

332
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,515
‎但為什麼?

333
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,684
‎你們這麼想知道?

334
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,400
‎抱歉,這是我第一次的無情要求

335
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,694
‎我就告訴你們原因吧

336
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,237
‎但不在電話裡說

337
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,238
‎親自會面

338
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,782
‎中立之地

339
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,158
‎一對一

340
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:15,368
‎跟你們的執行長說

341
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:21,583
‎彩虹是嶄新一天禮物上的緞帶

342
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,709
‎他接受

343
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,795
‎那我就在坑坑等他

344
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,588
‎一小時後,單獨會面

345
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,676
‎我看見章魚滑梯上
‎被安插了一位保全傻瓜

346
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:36,306
‎我們料到他們絕不會
‎真的讓這場會面單獨發生

347
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:39,142
‎他們不可能讓這發生,就這樣
‎維安法則

348
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:42,145
‎在妳一腳踏進坑坑前
‎他們就會逮捕妳

349
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,773
‎除非我做我的事

350
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,525
‎你找到你的新任務?

351
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,276
‎喔,戴子,太棒了

352
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,987
‎現在我們的偽裝大師愛上了什麼?

353
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,239
‎當偽裝...

354
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,407
‎大師

355
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:56,993
‎不好意思

356
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,955
‎遊樂場研究實驗室的
‎布拉克林維拉瑟戴爾博士

357
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,707
‎你知道這滑梯被評比為...?

358
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,377
‎他被處理掉了,進入

359
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:08,088
‎妳在這裡越久,越危險

360
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,131
‎我們會掩護妳

361
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:12,008
‎他們已經派支援進來
‎西南處,猴子鞦韆

362
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,354
‎嘿,坑坑

363
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,730
‎去打倒他們

364
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:36,908
‎妳好,人數三少二嗎?
‎牧場都這樣數數

365
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,161
‎真是又辛苦又困惑的生活

366
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,663
‎實際上,我跟娃娃有約

367
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,791
‎嗨,哈囉

368
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,419
‎有人得拉線

369
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,755
‎標籤,你太棒了

370
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,800
‎哇,感覺太奇怪了

371
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,762
‎我說“單獨”
‎但還有另一個寶貝企業人士在此

372
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,265
‎我們盡力別讓保全纏住妳

373
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,309
‎看見有個傢伙在橋上

374
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:06,354
‎紙板

375
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:07,272
‎嘿

376
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,859
‎撐住,但妳越快...

377
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,777
‎這是在跟我開玩笑吧

378
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,196
‎我看見他了,長官

379
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,700
‎退後,餅思奇

380
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:23,872
‎然後錯過當我爆破鎮裡
‎每個填充怪物時蒂娜小姐的表情嗎?

381
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,333
‎-看來妳不想讓我開心
‎-不

382
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,585
‎嘿,坑坑

383
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:32,380
‎蒂娜,香脆去坑坑了
‎立刻取出聲音晶片

384
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,301
‎外耳炎

385
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,803
‎昨晚洗澡時超瘋狂

386
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:42,349
‎執行長有很重要的會議要回去開

387
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,059
‎說明妳的來意

388
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,518
‎是的,沒錯

389
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,062
‎我的來意

390
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:50,565
‎我的禮貌去哪裡了?
‎我還沒請執行長喝果汁

391
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:53,860
‎你要幫他點什麼嗎?
‎你離開後我們沒事的

392
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,489
‎愛加上友誼就等於妳

393
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,157
‎他不渴

394
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:02,285
‎不渴?太可惜了
‎你知道還有什麼事可惜嗎?

395
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:05,747
‎你牙齒卡了東西,你該去檢查一下

396
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:09,000
‎我沒有牙齒可以卡住東西

397
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,338
‎我絕對不會丟下我執行長
‎跟一個神經爆破的人獨處

398
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,173
‎說明妳的來意

399
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,091
‎好的

400
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,136
‎不

401
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,223
‎-抱抱...
‎-快點

402
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:28,228
‎-我愛...生活...彩虹...
‎-真的很抱歉,執行長先生

403
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,146
‎我愛...我愛你...

404
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,690
‎輸入孩童的名字

405
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,112
‎抱...抱...

406
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:40,490
‎你是我最好的朋友

407
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:46,955
‎有效了

408
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,251
‎放開她,盧森人

409
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,549
‎我們今天都學到教訓

410
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,260
‎紙板無法解決我們所有的問題

411
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,137
‎但可以運走他們

412
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,596
‎團抱

413
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,889
‎蒂娜是無辜的

414
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:10,020
‎這裝置本來是設計來
‎爆破全鎮的填充娃娃

415
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:13,398
‎但蒂娜對執行長做的事
‎剛好拯救了他們

416
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,607
‎他們全部

417
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,403
‎而這神奇魔法按鈕裝置剛好出現在

418
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:22,866
‎蒂娜天普頓執行語音信箱暗殺處

419
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:26,036
‎我想你們剛證明了她犯下雙重罪

420
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:29,998
‎不,執行長事件是我
‎必要的邪惡,而且我很抱歉

421
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,043
‎但砰砰全都是香脆餅思奇...

422
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,295
‎香脆餅思奇?別說了

423
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,757
‎所以你相信我們了?
‎我還以為會很難

424
00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,550
‎真的,拜託,別說了

425
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:44,846
‎我們需要看似合理的否認
‎這樣他就不會來找我們

426
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:48,641
‎聽見了,各位,你們高頭大馬
‎跟英格蘭人說話一樣?

427
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,979
‎我在塔爾薩的朋友遇過他一次
‎現在他連草都怕

428
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,147
‎草耶

429
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,191
‎是啊,祝你們好運了

430
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:58,485
‎如果你們需要協助,別打給我們

431
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,406
‎之後再操心吧,現在慶祝一下

432
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:04,324
‎有何想法?

433
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,327
‎布洛赫是抱抱的,別推開

434
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:11,748
‎不,給妳抱抱
‎比妳舊的填充娃娃好吧?

435
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:13,792
‎放著,走吧

436
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,671
‎嗨,只是來送個東西

437
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,759
‎希夢思還裝了聲音晶片

438
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,765
‎這是我們未命名天普頓專案團
‎所提供的關心

439
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:30,100
‎公司名字還在想

440
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,519
‎妳說呢?加入我們?

441
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,897
‎歡迎加入我們這一家

442
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:11,307
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