1 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:15,933 {\an8}- Hold all my-- Whoa! 2 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,394 ♪ Boss Baby! ♪ 3 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:20,605 ♪ I'm the boss Dial in to the meeting ♪ 4 00:00:20,605 --> 00:00:22,732 ♪ Everybody here? Please find your seating ♪ 5 00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:25,026 ♪ While you teething I'm sinking my teeth in ♪ 6 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:27,403 ♪ First one to show So I can do all my greeting ♪ 7 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:29,489 ♪ Profits, payrolls, and pacifiers ♪ 8 00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:31,866 ♪ I make friends! I love you, you're hired! ♪ 9 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:34,452 ♪ So come on And raise your juice boxes skyward! ♪ 10 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:36,204 ♪ Boss babies until we retire! ♪ 11 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,498 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪ 12 00:00:38,498 --> 00:00:40,750 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪ 13 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:43,336 - ♪ Boss baby ♪ - ♪ Can a baby get a witness? ♪ 14 00:00:43,336 --> 00:00:44,420 ♪ Grab a high chair ♪ 15 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,714 ♪ This the family business Boss baby ♪ 16 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,302 It is hot. 17 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:55,348 I'm Marsha Krinkle with this week's Channel 8 weather report. 18 00:00:55,348 --> 00:00:57,725 Meteorologist Wayne "the Weathervane" McClain 19 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,727 took the week off. Coward. 20 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:03,606 {\an8}Temperatures will be in triple digits all week. Everyone's going insane. 21 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:07,777 The sun's fury is pounding down like a mallet made of molten steel. 22 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:11,572 Run. Shield yourselves from the searing rays. 23 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,909 I'm Marsha Krinkle. And my shoes are melting to the pavement. 24 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:17,870 Help. The sun's coming for me. This is-- 25 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:22,667 My jelly filling is starting to sizzle. 26 00:01:22,667 --> 00:01:25,920 - It's Pip weather. - Don't let the cool air out. 27 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,298 The last thing you wanna see is me getting overheated. 28 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:32,844 Well, now that's the only thing I wanna see. 29 00:01:32,844 --> 00:01:35,596 It's a blast furnace for Baby Love out there. 30 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,432 Babies are cranky. Parents are hot and stressed. 31 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:44,105 And we have so many new clients-- Yay! - that we can't cool them one by one. Boo. 32 00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:48,442 What we need is one cool-down zone for all our toasted crankies. 33 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,361 And I know just the place. 34 00:01:50,361 --> 00:01:55,199 Clownee Carl's Crazee Castle. Can't believe none of you thought of this. 35 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:57,785 What's Clownee Carl's Crazee Castle? 36 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,955 Tim never took you to Clownee Carl's? 37 00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:04,542 {\an8}Where every day is Funday the Funteenth of Funuary? 38 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:10,006 It's a kid and baby wonderland. I'll admit I was skeptical on my first visit, 39 00:02:10,006 --> 00:02:14,177 but Tim's pure joy opened my eyes to the wonder of it all. 40 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:16,512 The competitive thrill of mini golf. 41 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:20,516 The impish pleasure of destroying your parents on bumper cars. 42 00:02:20,516 --> 00:02:21,726 But most of all, 43 00:02:21,726 --> 00:02:27,732 I can still feel the cool splish of that glorious splash pad. Oh! 44 00:02:27,732 --> 00:02:30,735 A whole little pool just for babies. 45 00:02:30,735 --> 00:02:32,945 Mini golf and bumper cars? 46 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:38,659 And Dad never took us? Next Father's Day, I'm giving that man a 50-pound necktie. 47 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:41,537 No, Daddy would never deprive us of fun on purpose. 48 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:45,541 Maybe Clownee Carl's got all cruddy and sad like a real clown. 49 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:48,211 Hmm. A dark, but not impossible scenario. 50 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:51,255 I should scout it before we send any of our clients there. 51 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:55,426 Come on, you flesh-and-bones thunderbolt, we have business. 52 00:02:57,303 --> 00:03:00,139 Stay cool, everyone. Back in a hot jiffy. Hyah! 53 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,020 Blackout. The electric peekaboo. 54 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,480 No, no, no. 55 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,191 If the power is out, that means no a.c. 56 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:12,818 Inside temp already up 5 degrees. 57 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:16,238 I'm overheating. 58 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:20,660 You need to get everyone out of here before Hot Pink shows up. 59 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,453 Who's Hot Pink? 60 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:23,621 I said too much. 61 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:26,165 - And yet I must know more. - Fine. 62 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:31,754 Hot Pink is the thing I turn into when I get too hot. Now, go. 63 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:35,508 You turn into a thing? I would watch ten movies about this. 64 00:03:35,508 --> 00:03:40,888 Everyone, relax. Power outages are common when too many people are blasting a.c. 65 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:45,351 - Call Mom. - Yes. Mommy can fix anything so fast. 66 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:48,104 I had an owie and she kissed it, 67 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:50,022 and let me tell you, wow. 68 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:53,317 And she's our landlord, so she has a contractual obligation. 69 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:09,333 They turned Clownee Carl's into a country club? 70 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,918 My favorite childhood place 71 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:14,171 has become my favorite kind of adulthood place? 72 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:25,391 There she is. As splish-splashy as the day we met. 73 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:30,396 Feel that cool breeze blowing off her, girl? Like a glacier breaking wind. 74 00:04:30,396 --> 00:04:34,400 Hey. A baby. - Get out of our country club. 75 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:43,492 No babies allowed. 76 00:04:47,163 --> 00:04:50,291 Looks like we're gonna have to change that. Hyah! 77 00:04:52,043 --> 00:04:54,670 Great day to learn the family business. 78 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:58,090 It's 110 degrees. Let's just call a professional. 79 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:01,802 And hand our profits over to a con artist in overalls? No. 80 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,096 A landlord's most important tool. 81 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:06,349 I know these keys like I know my daughters. 82 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:07,308 Huh. 83 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,357 I'm Tabitha, by the way. 84 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:17,693 Twenty degrees hotter. 85 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:19,320 Bad news, guys. 86 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:23,115 I soaked it in cold water. 87 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:26,660 Don't try it. It's warm and feels like possum guts. 88 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,830 Banker Baby Benny just called. He's on his way. 89 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,083 He wasn't supposed to come until next month. 90 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:35,211 He's coming to check on his investment, so deal with it! 91 00:05:35,211 --> 00:05:39,715 Sorry. It's the heat. But it's also because he's bringing Yarnball! 92 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:43,594 - Mister Yarnball, CPA? 93 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:46,889 The most ruthless accountant in the Baby Love economy. 94 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:49,809 If Yarnball doesn't think we're a good use of the bank's money, 95 00:05:49,809 --> 00:05:54,271 - Benny will pull the plug on our funding. - I'll pull the plug on your funding. 96 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,648 What was that for? 97 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:58,609 - What are you for? - I'm for yelling at you! 98 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:03,572 - I'll give you a sandpaper haircut! - Stop breathing hot breath on my neck. 99 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,574 How about on your face? 100 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:08,035 Everybody, get away. I'm too hot. 101 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:12,206 - Whoa. Hey. Calm down. - We need to get ready for Benny 102 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:14,291 - and Yarnball. - Thank you, Dez. 103 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,544 Someone in this office can keep cool. 104 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:19,672 I spent my baby life in hot, swampy disguises. 105 00:06:19,672 --> 00:06:23,926 - This heat is like a second mother to me. - He's not the only one keeping his cool, 106 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:25,553 coworkacitas. 107 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:29,640 That one has a misting fan! 108 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,599 Stop it. 109 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:32,059 I can share! 110 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:35,563 - One at a time! - Here we go. Here we go. 111 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,944 Why? 112 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:45,030 Hot Pink must stay hot. 113 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,991 No more JJ! 114 00:06:46,991 --> 00:06:48,659 JJ weak. 115 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:53,372 - Hot Pink strong! - It's more awesome than I dreamed. 116 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:56,542 Smash the mister, I smash you! 117 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:58,085 No shoving. 118 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,462 - I'm too hot for rationality. - HR violation. 119 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:04,383 - HR violation. - The hotter it gets, the louder I scream! 120 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:07,011 - I serve no master but Hot Pink. 121 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:13,851 Air conditioning, we haven't spoken since I dropped a penny in you, 122 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:17,480 but we could really use some help now. Let Mommy fix you. 123 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,939 Ha! 124 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:23,360 Okay. See? Breaker's tripped. Easy fix. 125 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,404 We just reset it like so. 126 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:27,656 Oh, yes. 127 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:28,991 Thank you. 128 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:31,076 And keep the change. 129 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:37,333 - Why isn't it blowing? - Super landlady Carol saves the-- Crud. 130 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:40,920 - Can we call a repair tech? - Never. To the HVAC unit. 131 00:07:41,754 --> 00:07:44,465 All right! More time to get to know Hot Pink. 132 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:46,300 - Let's keep you cooking. - Pip, no. 133 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:52,181 Give me back my penny, you crook. 134 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:56,852 It's still Clownee Carl's on the inside? I assumed they'd snubbed it up 135 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,813 when they made it a country club, but this is great. 136 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:03,192 - What's with the mustache? - Biff Biederman, tiny adult. 137 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:08,155 I need to become a member and change the "no babies" rule. 138 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:11,325 - Do I get a fake mustache too? - I only had one. 139 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:14,954 But the Bohemian add-on that came with it is yours. 140 00:08:14,954 --> 00:08:17,373 Rad, man. What's my incognito name? 141 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:19,959 Doesn't matter. You're just here to get rejected. 142 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:24,380 As a professional writer, I've never felt more qualified. What's the deal? 143 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:28,509 One thing rich people clubs love is turning down members. 144 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:33,305 So if I want in, I need another applicant, someone so lowbrow déclassé, 145 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:38,143 - they're guaranteed to get booted out. - Welcome, Junior Fancy Jr. 146 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:42,064 Love the mustache. Iffy on the goatee. You must be the ones who inquired. 147 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,817 Your presumption is apt. Biff Biederman. 148 00:08:44,817 --> 00:08:49,613 - And this is Mr.-- - Dr. Francisco DellaGoulash. 149 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:58,664 At C.C. Country Club, we believe every hardworking job creator 150 00:08:58,664 --> 00:09:02,376 and wealth inheritor deserves a place to escape the pressures of affluence 151 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:07,423 - and relive the fun of childhood. - They don't look like they're having fun. 152 00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:11,218 I apologize for my acquaintance. You know how goatee people are. 153 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,971 What else does this establishment offer? 154 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:17,641 Bumper cars. Great for beating the stress of negotiations. 155 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:20,603 Short sell the sheer shells, shear off the short shells. 156 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:24,189 - I could not have been clearer. - Got corn dogs or...? 157 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:28,694 I don't even know what that is. And finally, our reflection pool. 158 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:32,906 Can I swim in this now? I literally have trunks in my trunk. 159 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,576 I call them my "trunk trunks." Huh? 160 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:39,371 Funny stuff. This pool is merely decorative. 161 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:43,709 Designed for babies, but, of course, babies are not welcome. 162 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:47,254 Quite right. We'd like to proceed with our application. 163 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,423 Why is this happening? 164 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,970 - Hey. - It's the membership process. 165 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,473 Thank you, sir. If there's a second thing 166 00:09:57,473 --> 00:10:00,434 rich people clubs love, it's making you feel 167 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,561 - like doo-doo in a shoe. - Why? 168 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:06,523 - So you really wanna join. - That makes no sense whatsoever. 169 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:09,526 Thank you. Wonderful putt, ma'am. 170 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,779 - Can we go? - Do not remove your clown wear. 171 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:15,074 It stays on until you officially become a member. 172 00:10:15,074 --> 00:10:16,533 Or we cut you. 173 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,535 From consideration, silly. 174 00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:23,332 Look at your face. One hour of obstacle duty, then go home 175 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:25,918 and study the club's rules. There will be a test. 176 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:27,711 Thank you. How kind. 177 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,380 Very good. 178 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:33,550 - Tabitha, pay attention. - Kids my age can pay attention 179 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,970 to two things at once if one is a phone. It's evolution. 180 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:41,642 - Oh, it's a newer model. - Variable refrigerant flow system. 181 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:46,563 Multiple evaporators are connected to a condenser via the solenoid box. 182 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,107 Evolution. 183 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,192 No one leaves. 184 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:53,404 Warm bodies keep Hot Pink hot. 185 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:56,824 Pip, JJ. 186 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,242 No JJ! 187 00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:00,035 Only Hot Pink. 188 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,956 Fine. Hot Pink. We have to make this place professional. 189 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:06,333 - Benny is on-- - Storm the ramparts. 190 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,293 We must find cool air. 191 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,962 - Oh! 192 00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:12,339 It's hot. Oh, wow, forts. 193 00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:15,175 - A way out! Chip, no. 194 00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:20,681 Air conditioning! 195 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,142 I know. 196 00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:24,852 That was seriously rude. 197 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:25,978 Hey. 198 00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:30,482 Benny, Mr. Yarnball. Welcome to our humble but professional office. 199 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,363 So hot. Mm. 200 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,491 Oh, Timmy needs ice cream. 201 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,786 You're not worthy. 202 00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:46,498 They want us to quit. Don't take their bait. 203 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:49,209 Don't worry, I'll-- 204 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,879 You're not worthy. 205 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:55,340 - What the heck? - It's in the rules. Look it up. 206 00:11:56,467 --> 00:12:00,053 "Pranks will continue until the rules test is passed." 207 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,680 In my business mogul days, 208 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,266 I had country club memberships across the entire nation. 209 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,560 - Why? - In case I needed a restroom 210 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:10,981 in another city. You're missing the point. The rule book is always the same. 211 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,567 You wanna know what's coming? Knock yourself out. 212 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:18,655 -"Why no children are allowed at C.C.--?" 213 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:22,451 "Vehicles with stickers illustrating size of one's family 214 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,453 - will be towed--" Come on! 215 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:28,707 So many rules. And why are half of them about brunch? 216 00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:33,420 You're not worthy. 217 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:37,674 Ooh! Time for the rules test. You look awful. 218 00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:39,676 That's perfect. Come on! 219 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,641 What time does the cafe stop serving Sunday brunch? Go. 220 00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:47,726 Challenge me. One p.m. 221 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,019 Wrong. Two p.m. 222 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:55,943 It's always 1 p.m. Every country club follows the same rule book. 223 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:59,655 Which had its update months ago. Where have you been? 224 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,698 Avoiding trouble with the government. 225 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:05,536 Been there. No excuse for not studying. Next question. 226 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:08,789 Time limit for parking an electric car in the charging spaces. Go. 227 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,624 - A billion minutes. - Wrong. 228 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:15,087 This is unpleasant. Wait, I know this one. Thirty minutes! 229 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,091 - Correct. - Tee time sign-in location? 230 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:21,843 Uh, in the clubhouse? 231 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:26,431 Sign up is only available on the C.C. Country Club mobile app. 232 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,349 Next question. 233 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:31,895 - Membership card is lost or stolen. - Um, fill out a form and pay a fee. 234 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:35,065 - Card will arrive in two to four weeks. - Dr. DellaGoulash, 235 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,609 you might have what it takes to become a member. 236 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,361 What? Really? Me? 237 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,405 Easy one. Club hours. Go. 238 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:44,533 - Eight a.m. to midnight? - Six to 10! 239 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,494 Although that is more reasonable! 240 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:51,206 Though our company is small, we are inclusive and service more clients 241 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,250 than Baby Corp's 5-percenter system. 242 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,627 - And our love per baby ratio is-- 243 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,504 For the love of pasghetti, no! 244 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,299 Hot Pink has hostages! 245 00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:04,970 If anyone cools off the room, we take the whole company down. 246 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:10,767 - At least Hot Pink has a plan. - Benny, I'm so sorry about this. 247 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,854 Thank you. I'm not the one you gotta impress. 248 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,567 How does my head have a stomachache? 249 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,611 And then I met a hippo. 250 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:25,240 Biederman, come over here. Meet my new friends. 251 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,200 An enormous pleasure to-- 252 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:33,165 Looks like somebody didn't memorize his rule book very well. 253 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:39,046 A word, Dr. DellaGoulash? Might I remind you 254 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:42,549 that your role is corn dog-loving rejection magnet. 255 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:46,345 I know. They started pranking me and treating me like doo-doo on a shoe, 256 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:49,848 and it's weird how that works, but I really wanna join now. 257 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:53,852 - Maybe we'll both get in. - We now enter the Test of Wills. 258 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:58,607 Biederman and DellaGoulash will compete to see which one is worthy of membership. 259 00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,608 And only one. 260 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:02,611 It's gonna be me, Biederman. Let's go, baby! 261 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,189 We have made our decision. 262 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:43,276 Sorry, bud. Turns out I wanted it more than you. 263 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:47,447 C.C. Country Club welcomes our newest member, Biff Biederman. 264 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,532 What? 265 00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:51,118 I did everything I was supposed to. 266 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,995 I memorized the rules. 267 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:56,832 I suppose. But we simply enjoy Biederman's company more. 268 00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,333 Pfft. Whatever. 269 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,962 Who wants to join your snooty snob shack anyway? 270 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,673 - You. I wish that wasn't true. 271 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:05,882 Hilarious. 272 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,884 - My chandelier guy. 273 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:12,014 - Olezka. How's it hanging? - Where are we with the splash pad? 274 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:15,392 More complicated than expected, but I'm on it. Everything okay? 275 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,852 Not ideal. Broken a.c., 276 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,105 JJ turned into some heat beast and is holding everyone hostage. 277 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,357 Oh, and we got a pop in from Benny and Yarnball. 278 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,735 I can deal. For now. 279 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:27,863 Just hurry up and get that splash pad open. Uh-oh. 280 00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:31,033 I caught these two out back trying to fix the a.c. 281 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:36,705 - You guys called me to fix the a.c. - Hot Pink must stay hot! 282 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,834 JJ, no. Dez, buddy, where's my backup? 283 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,754 I don't know. This heat's turned everything upside down. 284 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,049 Sorry. Just lost my sanity. 285 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,884 Yes. 286 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,844 More hot breath. 287 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,888 - Splash pad, now. 288 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:58,268 Say, good members, I have a rule change to suggest. 289 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:03,398 - As is your member's right. Proceed. - Great. How about we allow babies? 290 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,986 How comical? If you were really proposing 291 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:11,281 we change our most cherished rule, we'd have to kick you out. 292 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,116 Pleased to be amusing. 293 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,743 Excuse me. 294 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:19,039 They won't change the baby rule. 295 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:24,336 Of course they won't. They're snobs. I'm over changing that baby rule anyway. 296 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,129 But we have to. 297 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:29,382 No. I wanna tear the whole thing down. 298 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,927 Ooh! Bitter Tim revenge plot. 299 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:32,844 Share. 300 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:37,390 You have to swear to secrecy, the knowledge I am about to disclose. 301 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,393 - Heart-crossy promise with pinky addendum. - Okay. 302 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:44,147 You know why parents are so strict about dumb rules? 303 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:48,360 Because you have no idea how flimsy these systems are. 304 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,488 Change one thing, and the ripples can take everything down. 305 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:55,200 I discovered it entirely by accident when we were kids. 306 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,371 After you turned into a regular baby, Mom and Dad's work schedule changed 307 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:02,415 so they had to move our 5:30 dinner to 6 p.m. 308 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:06,044 I was all, "What about the no-sweets-after-6:30 rule? 309 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:09,297 So no more dessert? What about after-dinner TV? 310 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,008 We're either getting less or bedtime will get later. 311 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:16,513 What about--?" You get the idea. And with that, it all fell apart. 312 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:20,475 We were up at midnight screaming at the top of our lungs, 313 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:23,854 shoveling candy into our mouths with the TV on full blast. 314 00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:26,648 Through sugar madness, I heard Dad cry out: 315 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:31,069 "We did this! We changed one rule and the system collapsed! 316 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,030 This house has no rules!" 317 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,159 It was one of the greatest days of my life. 318 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,662 The day I learned every rule book has its weak spot. 319 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:46,126 And this rule change will bring that whole chateau de stuck-up down. 320 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,086 It'll work, trust me. 321 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:51,798 For the record, Templeton, I'd let you join my country club any day. 322 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:55,093 Because you made it so easy, I wouldn't want to. 323 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:58,471 No more children's putters on the mini golf course. 324 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:02,184 Putters must be the grown-up size of 35 inches. 325 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,853 Your vote will put that rule into immediate effect 326 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,605 and send a clear signal: 327 00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:08,732 Babies not allowed. 328 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,233 Aye. 329 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,694 Looks like it's our tee time. 330 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:17,115 Apologies. That putter fails to reach regulation size. 331 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:20,952 Come now, that rule is in its infancy and these are the putters 332 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:24,206 - lent by the clubhouse. - Pardon. One minute until tee time. 333 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:27,042 Can you make it snappy? It's against rules to deviate 334 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,920 - from one's tee time. - Biederman forbids us. 335 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:34,007 Their putters fall short of regulation size, as does yours. 336 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,843 The rules are creating a paradox. My head is spinning. 337 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:41,431 You'd better figure something out or, hmm, who knows what could happen. 338 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,185 No! 339 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,895 Burn the rules down. 340 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:51,274 Feel the true pleasure of childlike joy. Anarchy! 341 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,613 The pool is-- Ugh. 342 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,699 When you feel hot, Hot Pink feels strong. 343 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:04,871 - Hot Pink strong. - The power surge likely blew the solenoid. 344 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,248 Disrupted fluidics? 345 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:07,582 Probably. 346 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,501 - Identify the-- - Uh, Tabitha? 347 00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:12,504 I'm sorry. The heat is messing with my head. 348 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:15,215 Psst. I did what I could. 349 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,842 Hot Pink is too powerful. 350 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,011 Yarnball is so mad at us. 351 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,390 But I opened the pool. All we have to do is get our clients there 352 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:27,018 and Baby Love will go up so high, Benny's bound to keep funding us. 353 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:30,272 Ain't doing nothing until we take down Hot Pink. 354 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,731 Hot Pink. 355 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,149 I got two more. 356 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:37,362 Hot Pink accepts the offer of your body heat for all of eternity. 357 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:44,327 You no longer animals with souls, only Hot Pink's heat makers. 358 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:47,998 Ugh. Rest in peace, Untitled Templeton Project, 359 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,666 a Grinnygums Smileforce affiliate. 360 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:53,461 If it had to end, I'm glad it was someone else's fault. 361 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,006 Thanks for trying to save a few bucks, Carol. 362 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:56,923 What? 363 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,013 Cold air? 364 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:06,474 No! 365 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,102 All right. 366 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,521 Air condishy is fix-a-doodle-do'ed. 367 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:15,525 Why are you all hot pink? 368 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,654 I am so sorry. 369 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:23,491 That do it, Miss Tabitha? - Yep, we good. Thanks, Jessie. 370 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:28,204 Okay. I've been in contact with a repair tech this whole time. 371 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:32,208 Video chat, texting. Oh, and our rental lease says you're paying. 372 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:36,838 I'm very angry with you, but also extremely proud. 373 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:39,924 Sounds like you're suffering from subjective ambivalence. 374 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:43,178 Are you chatting with a repair tech or your therapist? 375 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,095 Both. 376 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,388 Evolution. 377 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,100 You guys did really good. 378 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:55,148 Mister Yarnball has advised me to pull all funding-- 379 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,359 Oh, look at these Baby Love numbers. 380 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:02,572 I respect your opinion, Mister Yarnball, CPA, 381 00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:05,492 but I'm riding this choo-choo wherever it leads. 382 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,744 Congratulations, I'm doubling my investment 383 00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:11,122 in my new favorite Baby Love company, Mayonnaise City! 384 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:14,250 Wonderful. But that's not the name of our business. 385 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,796 There's a sign out front. It's what I've been putting on paperwork. 386 00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:21,299 - We hadn't actually settled on a name. - Well, all my money's going 387 00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:26,346 to Mayonnaise City. Congratulations. No takebacks, made you business cards. 388 00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:33,436 We're here to help. 389 00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:36,773 We're from Mayonnaise City. 390 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,320 He did stop crying. 391 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,701 ♪ Boss baby ♪ 392 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,079 ♪ Boss baby ♪ 393 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:53,373 ♪ Boss baby ♪ 394 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,129 ♪ Boss baby Tell 'em who this is ♪ 395 00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:01,673 ♪ Boss baby I'm a legend, mythic ♪ 396 00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,467 ♪ Y'all heard the story But you know what the twist is? ♪ 397 00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:07,178 ♪ Welcome to the family business Boss baby ♪