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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎老闆正在忙

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‎寶貝老闆

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‎大老闆線上加入會議

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‎大家都到齊?請依序入席

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‎你牙沒長齊,我在日理萬機

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‎洗耳恭聽我給大家問候鼓勵

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‎利潤、薪資、奶嘴別忘了

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‎交到朋友,我愛你,你錄取了

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‎一起來,朝天空高舉果汁盒

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‎寶貝老闆,直到退休時刻

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-誰才是老大

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-我是傳說神話

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-別看我只是個小娃娃

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‎不怕不怕

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‎我就是家大業大,寶貝老闆

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‎非常熱

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‎我是瑪莎柯林克
‎本週八號頻道天氣預報

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‎氣象學家“風向標”韋恩麥克連

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‎本週休假,膽小鬼

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{\an8}‎氣溫整週將維持在三位數
‎大家都快瘋了

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‎太陽的憤怒像是
‎融化的鋼鎚不斷襲擊

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‎快躲開,保護你自己
‎別被炙熱的太陽曬傷

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‎我是瑪莎柯林克
‎我的鞋子在人行道上都融化了

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‎救命,太陽來對付我了,這...

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‎(地方新聞)

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‎我的果凍餡開始嘶嘶作響

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‎-小痞天氣到了
‎-別讓冷空氣流出去

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‎你不想看見我過熱

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‎現在這是我唯一想看到的

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‎外頭可是寶寶的愛的一股熔爐

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‎寶寶耍脾氣,父母壓力大

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‎我們新客戶多到
‎無法一一讓他們冷靜,紅

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‎我們需要的是一個冷卻區
‎給所有被烤焦的耍脾氣寶寶

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‎我剛好知道有個地方適合

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‎小丑卡爾瘋狂城堡
‎不敢相信你們居沒人想到

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{\an8}‎-什麼是小丑卡爾瘋狂城堡?
‎-提姆從來沒帶妳去小丑卡爾城堡?

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{\an8}‎那兒每天都是
‎開心禮開心少年的開心日

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‎那是小孩與寶寶的仙境
‎我承認我第一次去的時候很懷疑

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‎但提姆的歡樂
‎讓我大開眼界看見它神奇之處

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‎迷你高爾夫球的競爭刺激

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‎碰碰車摧毀你父母的調皮歡樂

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‎但最重要的

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‎我仍舊能夠可以感受到
‎那輝煌水花軟墊的清涼飛濺

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‎整個小池子為寶寶量身打造

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‎迷你高爾夫球,還有碰碰車?

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‎爸從沒帶我們去過?下次父親節
‎我要給那傢伙23公斤的領帶

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‎不,爹地絕不會故意剝奪我們的歡樂

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‎也許小丑卡爾跟
‎真正的小丑一樣憂愁難過

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‎黑暗但不無可能的推論

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‎在我們把客戶送到那兒之前
‎我該先去一窺究竟

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‎來吧,妳這活生生的雷霆
‎我們有活兒要幹了

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‎保持涼爽,各位,馬上回來

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‎停電,電力躲貓貓

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‎不...

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‎如果停電,就沒有冷氣

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‎室內氣溫已經上升五度了

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‎我過熱了

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‎你要在熱粉粉出現前帶大家離開這裡

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‎誰是熱粉粉?

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‎我話太多了

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‎-但我還得知道更多
‎-好吧

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‎熱粉粉就是我太熱時的變身,快去吧

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‎妳會變成東西?
‎我要看十部這種電影

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‎大家別激動,太多人使用冷氣
‎停電就很正常

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‎-打給媽媽
‎-沒錯,媽什麼都能很快搞定

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‎我有個腫塊,她親一下

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‎我跟妳說,哇

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‎而且她是我們的房東
‎所以她有合約上的義務

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‎他們把小丑卡爾變成鄉村俱樂部?

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‎我最愛的兒時之地

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‎已經成了我最愛的成人之地?

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‎它在這裡,就跟我們
‎相遇時的水花四濺一樣

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‎感受一下吹拂過她的冷風
‎馬兒?就像是冰河放的屁

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‎-嘿,有個寶寶
‎-滾出我們的鄉村俱樂部

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‎寶寶禁止進入

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‎看來我們得改變它

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‎學習家族事業的好日子

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‎攝氏43度耶,打給專業人士吧

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‎然後把我們的利潤
‎交給穿著工作褲的詐騙專家?不行

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‎房東最重要的工具

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‎我懂這些鑰匙就跟我懂我女兒一樣

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‎對了,我叫泰貝莎

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‎又飆高七度了

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‎各位,壞消息

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‎我浸在冷水裡

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‎別試,已經很熱了
‎感覺就跟負鼠的肚子一樣

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‎銀行家寶貝班尼剛打來,他在路上了

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‎什麼?他應該下個月才來啊

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‎他今天來看看他的投資,快想辦法

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‎抱歉,是氣溫太高的緣故
‎但也是因為他帶了紡紗球

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‎註冊會計師,紡紗球先生?

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‎最無情的會計師

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‎如果紡紗球認為
‎我們沒有好好利用銀行的錢

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‎-班尼就會抽走我們的資金
‎-我會抽走你的資金

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‎為什麼?

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‎-你有什麼作用?
‎-我就是用來吼妳的

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‎-我要把你剪成砂紙頭
‎-別在我脖子上呼熱風

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‎那在你臉上好了?

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‎大家走開,我太熱了

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‎-嘿,各位冷靜
‎-班尼來之前我們得準備好

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‎-還有紡紗球
‎-謝謝你,戴子

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‎總算辦公室裡還有人能保持冷靜

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‎我這寶寶一輩子
‎都在又熱又濕的偽裝裡

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‎-這熱度就像我的再生父母
‎-冷靜的不只有他而已

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‎同仁們

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‎那傢伙手上有不見的電扇

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‎住手

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‎我可以分享

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‎-一次一個
‎-來吧

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‎為什麼?

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‎熱粉粉必須保持熱呼呼

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‎沒有JJ了

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‎JJ太弱了

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‎-熱粉粉強大
‎-比我夢想的還棒

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‎妳打先生,我打妳

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‎別推

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‎-我熱到無法保持理智
‎-違反人資

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‎-違反人資
‎-越熱我叫越大聲

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‎我只對熱粉粉效忠

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‎冷氣,打從我把一分錢丟到你裡面
‎我們就沒再說過一句話

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‎但我們真的需要幫忙,讓媽咪修好你

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‎好了,你看?跳電而已,修理很簡單

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‎這樣重新設定就好了

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‎太好了

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‎謝謝

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‎零錢不用找了

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‎-為何沒有風?
‎-超級女房東卡蘿救了...沒用

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‎-可以打給維修技工嗎?
‎-絕對不行,到空調機去

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‎好耶,更多時間了解熱粉粉了

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‎-讓妳繼續熱吧
‎-小痞,不要

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‎把錢還我,你這騙子

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‎裡面還是小丑卡爾嗎?
‎我以為他們改成鄉村俱樂部時

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‎就拆掉了,但是太棒了

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‎-鬍子是怎麼一回事?
‎-畢夫畢德曼,小大人

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‎我得成為會員
‎改變“禁止寶寶”的規矩

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‎-我也要戴假鬍子嗎?
‎-我只有一副而已

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‎但附帶的還有
‎波希米亞配件,你可以戴

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‎太帥了,我的化名是什麼?

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‎不重要,你只是來被拒絕的

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‎身為專業作家,我覺得這任務
‎再適合不過了,如何進行?

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‎有錢人的獨家俱樂部
‎最愛做的一件事就是拒絕會員

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‎如果我要進去,就需要一個
‎見識淺薄的低下階層申請人

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‎-保證會被趕出來的人
‎-歡迎,小朱尼凡希

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‎八字鬍子真好看,山羊鬍阿伊
‎你一定就是詢問的人

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‎你的假設很恰當,畢夫畢德曼

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‎-這位是...
‎-法蘭西斯柯德拉古拉希博士

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‎在小丑卡爾俱樂部
‎我們相信每位努力白手起家的人

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‎以及財富繼承人
‎都該有個能夠逃離富裕壓力

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‎-再過著兒時歡樂的地方
‎-感覺他們不開心

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‎我替我的點頭之交道歉
‎你知道山羊鬍的人都這樣

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‎這美妙地方還有提供什麼?

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‎碰碰車,非常有助於打擊協商壓力

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‎賣空純賣,切斷賣空

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‎-我說得再清楚不過了
‎-有玉米熱狗還是...?

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‎我甚至不知道那是什麼
‎最後,我們的倒影池

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‎我可以現在下去游嗎?
‎我真的車箱裡有短褲

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‎我叫做我的“車箱短褲”

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‎有意思,但池子只是裝飾用而已

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‎當初是設計給寶寶用的
‎但當然,這裡不歡迎寶寶

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‎沒錯,我們想進行申請會員資格了

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‎為何會發生這種事?

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‎-嘿
‎-這是申請會員流程

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‎謝謝,如果還有什麼有錢人俱樂部

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‎喜歡的,就是讓你感覺

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‎-你是鞋子裡的屎
‎-為什麼?

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‎-你才會真的想要加入
‎-這一點道理也沒有

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‎謝謝,捏得好,女士

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‎-我們可以走了嗎?
‎-別摘下你的小丑帽

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‎上面寫著直到正式成為會員才能脫下

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‎不然我們把你排出

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‎在考慮之外,傻瓜

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‎瞧瞧你的表情
‎一小時艱難任務,然後回家

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‎看完俱樂部的規則,然後接受考試

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‎謝謝,真貼心

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‎非常好

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‎-泰貝莎,集中注意力
‎-我這年紀的孩子

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‎同時可以一心二用
‎如果其中一樣是手機,這叫進化

179
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:41,642
‎-喔,這是更新的型號
‎-可變式冷流系統

180
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:46,563
‎透過螺線盒將多個脫水器
‎連結到一個冷凝器

181
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,107
‎這叫進化

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‎不准任何人離開

183
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:53,404
‎熱身體讓熱粉粉熱熱

184
00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:56,824
‎小痞,JJ

185
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,242
‎沒有JJ

186
00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:00,035
‎只有熱粉粉

187
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:03,956
‎好吧,熱粉粉
‎我們得讓這裡變得專業

188
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:06,333
‎-班尼正要前...
‎-打破壁壘

189
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,293
‎一定要找到冷氣

190
00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,339
‎好熱,哇,堡壘

191
00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:15,175
‎-可以離開了
‎-阿崎,不要

192
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:20,681
‎冷氣

193
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,142
‎我知道

194
00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:24,852
‎真的很沒禮貌

195
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:25,978
‎嗨

196
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:30,482
‎班尼,紡紗球先生
‎歡迎蒞臨我們小巧但專業的辦公室

197
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,737
‎熱死了

198
00:11:36,447 --> 00:11:39,491
‎喔,提姆需要冰淇淋

199
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:42,786
‎你不值得

200
00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:46,498
‎他們要我們放棄,別上鉤

201
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:49,209
‎別擔心,我會...

202
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,879
‎你不值得

203
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:55,340
‎-搞什麼?
‎-都寫在規則裡,你查看看

204
00:11:56,467 --> 00:12:00,053
‎“惡作劇不會中斷
‎直到規則考試通過為止”

205
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,680
‎在我商業大亨的時光裡

206
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,266
‎我有全國各地的鄉村俱樂部會員資格

207
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,560
‎-為什麼?
‎-以便我在另一個城市

208
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:10,981
‎需要個乾淨廁所
‎你聽錯重點,規則手冊都一樣

209
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,567
‎你想知道接下來會發生什麼?請自便

210
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:18,113
‎“為何不准小孩進入小丑卡爾...”

211
00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:22,534
‎“只要車上有顯示家庭人數貼紙的

212
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,453
‎車輛都會被拖...”,拜託

213
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:28,707
‎好多規則
‎為何一半都跟早午餐有關?

214
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,420
‎你不值得

215
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:39,676
‎該參加考試了,你氣色糟透了
‎這太完美了,快走吧

216
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,641
‎週日早午餐,咖啡幾點停止供應?
‎請作答

217
00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:47,726
‎挑戰我,下午1點

218
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,019
‎錯,下午2點

219
00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:55,943
‎一直都是下午1點
‎每個美國鄉村俱樂部規則都一樣

220
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:59,655
‎幾個月前就做百年更新了
‎你都跑哪兒去了?

221
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:01,698
‎規避一些政府的麻煩

222
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:05,536
‎這種事大家都經歷過
‎但不是不唸書的藉口,下一題

223
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:08,789
‎電車充電停車位的時間限制,請作答

224
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,624
‎-十億分鐘
‎-錯

225
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:15,087
‎這很不舒服,等等
‎我知道答案,30分鐘

226
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,091
‎-正確
‎-午茶報到地點?

227
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,717
‎俱樂部會所內?

228
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:26,431
‎報到處只在
‎小丑卡爾俱樂部手機應用程式裡

229
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,349
‎下一題

230
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:31,895
‎-會員卡遺失或遭到偷竊
‎-填表付費

231
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:35,065
‎-二到四週後卡就會發下來
‎-德拉古拉希博士

232
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,609
‎你也許具有成為會員的資格了

233
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,361
‎什麼?真的?我?

234
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,405
‎簡單的,俱樂部時間,請作答

235
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:44,533
‎-8點到午夜?
‎-6點到10點

236
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,494
‎雖然這更合理

237
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:51,206
‎雖然公司小,我們包含與服務的客戶

238
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,250
‎比寶貝企業百分之五系統更多

239
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:57,504
‎而我們每位寶寶的愛比例是...
‎看在喜歡義大利麵的份上,不

240
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,299
‎熱粉粉的人質

241
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:04,970
‎要是有人冷卻這房間
‎我們就毀了這整間公司

242
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:10,767
‎-至少熱粉粉有計畫
‎-班尼,這件事我真的很抱歉

243
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,854
‎謝謝,但要給好印象的不是我

244
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,567
‎我的頭怎麼會胃痛?

245
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,611
‎然後我遇見了河馬

246
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:25,240
‎畢德曼,過來,見見我的新朋友

247
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,200
‎萬分榮幸...

248
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,915
‎看來有人沒背好他的手冊

249
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:39,046
‎借一步說話,德拉古拉希博士?
‎介意我提醒你

250
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:42,549
‎你的角色是個
‎拒絕熱愛玉米熱狗的磁鐵

251
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:46,345
‎我知道,他們開始對我惡作劇
‎然後把我當成鞋子裡的屎

252
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:49,848
‎很奇怪不知道怎麼發揮功效的
‎但我現在想加入了

253
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:53,852
‎-也許我們兩個都能加入
‎-現在準備接受意志測試

254
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:58,607
‎畢德曼與德拉古拉希將角逐
‎看看哪位值得擁有會員資格

255
00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,608
‎而且只有一名

256
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:02,611
‎會是我,畢德曼,來吧,寶貝

257
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,189
‎我們已經決定了

258
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:43,276
‎抱歉,兄弟,結果我比你還想要

259
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:47,447
‎小丑卡爾鄉村俱樂部
‎歡迎我們最新的成員,畢夫畢德曼

260
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,532
‎什麼?

261
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:51,118
‎我做了我該做的每一件事

262
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,995
‎我背了規則

263
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:56,832
‎我想是的,但我們更喜歡
‎跟畢德曼在一起

264
00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,333
‎隨便啦

265
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,962
‎誰希罕加入你們這群自大狂的屋子

266
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,673
‎-你啊
‎-真希望這不是真的

267
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:05,882
‎笑死人了

268
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,884
‎我的水晶掛燈工人

269
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:12,014
‎-奧垃斯加,還好嗎?
‎-水花四濺墊進展如何?

270
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:15,392
‎比預期中的還複雜
‎但我正在盡力,一切都還好嗎?

271
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,852
‎不好,冷氣壞掉

272
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,188
‎JJ變成了熱怪獸,把大家都當成人質

273
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,691
‎喔,還有班尼與紡紗球來訪

274
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:27,446
‎目前我還能應付,但快點
‎讓水花四濺墊開放

275
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:31,033
‎我抓到這兩位想修好冷氣

276
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:36,705
‎-是你們打給我叫我修冷氣的
‎-熱粉粉必須保持熱熱

277
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,834
‎JJ,不,戴子,兄弟
‎我的支援在哪裡?

278
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,754
‎我不知道,這熱度讓一切都亂了套

279
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,049
‎抱歉,我失去理智了

280
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:48,884
‎太好了

281
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,844
‎更多的熱氣

282
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,095
‎水花四濺墊,馬上

283
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:58,268
‎好會員們,我建議改變一條規則

284
00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:03,398
‎-這是你的會員權利,說吧
‎-太好了,我們准許寶寶如何?

285
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,986
‎太好笑了,如果你真的建議

286
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:11,281
‎我們最珍視的規則
‎我們得把你逐出俱樂部

287
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,116
‎很高興帶來歡樂

288
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,743
‎失陪一下

289
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,039
‎他們不願意改變寶寶那條規則

290
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:24,336
‎他們當然不會,他們全都很自大
‎反正我不管改變寶寶規則了

291
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,129
‎但我們一定要

292
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:29,382
‎不,我要毀了那整個地方

293
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,927
‎酸葡萄提姆復仇計畫

294
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:32,844
‎請分享

295
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:37,390
‎你得發誓保密我即將透露的資訊

296
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,393
‎-打勾勾真心保證
‎-好

297
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:44,147
‎你知道父母為何這麼堅持蠢規則?

298
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:48,360
‎因為你不知道這系統有多脆弱

299
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,488
‎改變一件事
‎掀起的漣漪就能搞垮一切

300
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:55,200
‎我們小時候,我意外發現的

301
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:59,371
‎就在你變成一般寶寶不久後
‎爸媽的工作時間改變

302
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:02,415
‎他們把我們的晚餐時間
‎從5點30分改到6點

303
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:06,044
‎我嚷嚷著:“6點30分後
‎不准吃甜食的規矩呢?”

304
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:09,297
‎沒有點心了嗎?那晚餐後的電視呢?

305
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,008
‎不是更少,就是更晚睡

306
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:16,513
‎還有...?你懂的
‎因此,一切都分崩離析了

307
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:20,475
‎我們到午夜都沒睡,大吼大叫

308
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:23,854
‎滿嘴的糖果,電視一直大聲開著

309
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:26,648
‎隨著高糖反應,我聽到爸大叫

310
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:31,069
‎“是我們造成的,我們改變
‎一條規則,整個系統就崩塌了

311
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,030
‎這房子沒規矩了”

312
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,159
‎那是我這一生中最棒的日子

313
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,662
‎那天我明白每一本守則都有弱點

314
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:46,126
‎這一條規矩改變
‎就能摧毀那座高傲城堡

315
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,086
‎會成功的,相信我

316
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:51,798
‎天普頓,我讓你
‎隨時加入我的鄉村俱樂部

317
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:55,093
‎因為你讓它變得這麼簡單
‎我一點也不想

318
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:58,471
‎高爾夫球課,不准用兒童球桿

319
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:02,184
‎球桿比需用大人89公分的尺寸

320
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,853
‎你的選票將讓此規則立即生效

321
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,605
‎並且明確表達出

322
00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:08,732
‎這裡不准有寶寶

323
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,233
‎沒錯

324
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,694
‎看來下午茶時間到了

325
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:17,115
‎抱歉,這球桿不符合規定的尺寸

326
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:20,952
‎那條規則還在嬰兒期
‎而這些是俱樂部會所

327
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:24,206
‎-出租的球桿
‎-抱歉,午茶時間還有一分鐘

328
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:27,042
‎可以快一點嗎?偏離我們

329
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,920
‎-午茶時間可是違規呢
‎-畢德曼不准我們

330
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:34,007
‎他們的球桿
‎不符合規定尺寸,你們的也是

331
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,843
‎這規則產生矛盾了,我頭很暈

332
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:41,431
‎你最好想出辦法
‎不然誰還會料到有何後果

333
00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,185
‎不

334
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,895
‎毀掉規則

335
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:51,274
‎感受真正的兒時歡樂,無政府狀態

336
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,112
‎池子...

337
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,699
‎當你覺得熱時,熱粉粉就感到強大

338
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:04,871
‎-熱粉粉強大
‎-電力暴衝可能燒掉了螺線盒

339
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,248
‎中斷了冷流?

340
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:07,582
‎也許

341
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,501
‎-辨認出...
‎-泰貝莎?

342
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:12,504
‎抱歉,熱把我頭都給搞暈了

343
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,215
‎我盡我所能了

344
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,842
‎熱粉粉太強大了

345
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,011
‎紡紗球超氣我們的

346
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,390
‎但我開放池子了
‎我們只需要把客戶帶到那裡

347
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:27,018
‎寶貝的愛將會激增到
‎班尼會回來繼續資助我們

348
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:30,272
‎直到撂倒熱粉粉前,這些都沒用的

349
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,731
‎熱粉粉

350
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,149
‎我又發現兩名

351
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:37,362
‎熱粉粉接受你們提供的永恆的體熱

352
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:44,327
‎你們不再是擁有靈魂的動物
‎只有熱粉粉是熱的製造者

353
00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:49,457
‎安息吧,未命名天普頓專案團
‎喜孜孜微笑之力分公司

354
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:53,461
‎如果必須結束,我很高興是別人的錯

355
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,006
‎感謝妳就為了省那幾毛錢,卡蘿

356
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:56,923
‎怎樣?

357
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,013
‎冷空氣?

358
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:06,474
‎不

359
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,102
‎太好了

360
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,521
‎冷氣修好好了

361
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:15,525
‎你們怎麼全都熱粉粉?

362
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,654
‎我真的很抱歉

363
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:23,491
‎-可以了嗎,泰貝莎小姐?
‎-是的,很好,謝謝,潔西

364
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:28,204
‎好了,這期間我一直都在跟
‎冷氣維修技工聯繫

365
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:32,208
‎視訊交談、簡訊
‎我們租約說妳得支付

366
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:36,838
‎我非常氣妳,但也萬分驕傲

367
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:39,924
‎看來妳產生主觀態度矛盾

368
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:43,178
‎妳是在跟妳的維修技工聊天
‎還是妳的診療師?

369
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,095
‎兩個都有

370
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,388
‎進化

371
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,100
‎你們真的很棒

372
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:55,148
‎紡紗球先生建議我抽掉所有的資金...

373
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,359
‎看看那些寶寶的愛數字

374
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:02,572
‎我尊重你的意見
‎註冊會計師紡紗球先生

375
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:05,492
‎但我肯定願意上這台火車

376
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,744
‎恭喜,我加倍投資

377
00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:11,122
‎我新的寶寶的愛公司,美乃滋之城

378
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:14,250
‎太好了,但那不是我們公司的名字

379
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,796
‎大門有招牌
‎也是我寫在文件上的名字

380
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:21,299
‎-我們還沒決定公司名字
‎-我所有的錢都會

381
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:26,346
‎投入美乃滋之城,恭喜
‎不能收回了,我還做了你們的名片

382
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,680
‎(美乃滋之城)

383
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:33,436
‎我們來幫忙的

384
00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:36,773
‎我們是美乃滋之城

385
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:39,734
‎是啊

386
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,320
‎他的確不哭了

387
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:11,307
‎字幕翻譯: 王問僧