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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎老闆正在忙

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‎寶貝老闆

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‎大老闆線上加入會議

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‎大家都到齊?請依序入席

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‎你牙沒長齊,我在日理萬機

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‎洗耳恭聽我給大家問候鼓勵

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‎利潤、薪資、奶嘴別忘了

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‎交到朋友,我愛你,你錄取了

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‎一起來,朝天空高舉果汁盒

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‎寶貝老闆,直到退休時刻

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-誰才是老大

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-我是傳說神話

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-別看我只是個小娃娃

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‎不怕不怕

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‎我就是家大業大,寶貝老闆

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‎錢

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‎我們愛你,錢

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‎萬能的錢

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‎用你所有的購買力降落在我身上

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‎好臭,而且總是很潮濕

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‎但為什麼感覺這麼棒?

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‎我記得我的第一次錢澡

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‎永遠不嫌膩

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‎硬幣

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‎好閃亮,我原諒你

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‎謝謝你相信我們,班尼

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‎那筆錢是投資
‎現在你去讓你的公司變得更好

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‎聽到了嗎?美乃滋之城
‎寶寶的愛公司

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‎不是賣美乃滋的同名美乃滋之城?

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‎所有東西都升級了

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‎隔音午睡桌

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‎一直都在叫的防隔音桌

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{\an8}‎每天結束還有一隻小象幫我們沖水

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‎我們可以買一隻
‎會噴巧克力牛奶的小象

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‎我們有錢

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‎我不想打斷你們貪婪的胡言亂語
‎但我們沒有那麼多錢

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‎班尼投資的錢只夠我們升級一樣東西
‎就一樣

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‎你讓我們沐浴在金錢之中

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‎我還在想那是怎麼回事
‎但我心想,享受當下吧

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‎我能拿回收銀機的錢嗎?我得找錢

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‎還是好消息

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‎如果我們聰明選擇
‎一件升級就能有大大不同的感受

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‎小皮傳送如何?

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‎我們再次能瞬間移動吧

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‎我們目前的傳送方式很受客戶歡迎

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‎妳怎麼上去的,寶貝?

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‎抱歉,那個辛辛苦苦工作
‎讓孩子唸完大學,但每晚

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‎還得煮熱騰騰飯菜的蘭妮奶奶

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‎這匹小馬是我的新英雄

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‎寶寶和小馬

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‎很有效

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‎我可以玩“升級提案”遊戲嗎?
‎不如...

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‎我嚐過人肉而且不懂愛的夜禽

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‎-這麼快?
‎-什麼?

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‎開始了?今天本來沒有新的一集

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‎當你把那隻訓練有素的貓頭鷹

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‎狄德變成武器時
‎你就知道這會影響到我們

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‎各位,退下,只是重播而已

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‎監控器

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‎什麼?監控器怎麼了?

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‎那是我們的升級,修好通訊設備

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‎終於可以暢所欲言
‎不會被象牙海岸的肥皂劇打擾

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‎這齣戲叫《燃燒布理基》

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‎因為主角叫狄德布理基

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‎但他在感情上不斷被燒傷

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‎還有一次是身體燒傷
‎那場泳池派對真瘋狂

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‎總之,我買了搖頭娃娃
‎打聲招呼,狄德

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‎我可能很抱歉
‎但我們需要能用的監控器

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‎去訂你需要的高科技工具吧

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‎我們有錢

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‎謝了,小希

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‎貼心又敏感的狄德

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‎被誣陷成你劫持飛船的雙胞胎

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‎你下場會如何?

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‎嘿,女孩

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‎星期三,對吧?

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‎等妳不偷我的鉛筆筒時

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‎我就去影印,珍妮特

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‎我喜歡跟妳玩
‎平凡無聊辦公室同事的遊戲

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‎差點忘了,把房租支票拿給媽好嗎?

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‎今天下班前就可以了

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‎謝了,女孩,愛妳

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‎別煩惱,馬兒,都是我不好

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‎我趕著去吃我最愛的點心

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‎胡蘿蔔和彩虹糖霜

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‎也是妳最愛的點心?

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‎真沒想到啊

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‎還有很多可以分享

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‎這是個重要的任務,也許另外...

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‎等等,不如我跟妳一起吧?

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‎除非妳不能邊走邊吃

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‎我知道駱駝有這個問題

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‎太棒了

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‎我們走吧?

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‎“美乃滋之城”?

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‎妳在那裡工作?

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‎沒錯

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‎我跟寶貝老闆、蒂娜和泰貝莎很熟

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‎他們好可愛

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‎妳能整天跟他們玩,真是太棒了

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‎我相信他們有很重要的事要做

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‎妳知道妳值得什麼嗎?
‎真正的玩樂時間

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‎我有空,我們下午請假去玩吧

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‎有何不可?
‎反正他們工作太忙也不會發現

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‎抓到了

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‎換妳當鬼

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‎要吃完最後一根嗎?

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‎我超飽的

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‎親愛的
‎妳上次好好梳毛是什麼時候?

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‎謝謝,我以前很會幫馬梳毛...

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‎不,我不想談這個

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‎喔,如果妳堅持的話

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‎就像許多偉大的故事一樣
‎我的故事從坎特伯里開始

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‎我是有名的坎特伯里小騎師的
‎馬術跳馬運動員

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‎我的專長是六公尺高的跳馬

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‎我會像蒲公英花絮一樣騰空飛起
‎但每次都能穩穩著地

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‎哎呀,雖然我的技巧
‎讓我們一路晉級到安特衛普比賽

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‎我的馬兒,奶油嘶馬芬並非如

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‎他履歷表上所寫的那樣專業

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‎那天,我發誓再也不跳馬了

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‎永遠再也不跳了

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‎喔,但我還是可以和馬做朋友

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‎或者說,跟一匹特別的小馬

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‎閃閃發亮的進展?

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‎對,正在下訂新零件

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‎但如果妳還沒拿到零件
‎那妳在忙什麼?

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‎只是一些長程傳輸增強裝置

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‎我喜歡,妳是最棒的

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‎你好,我想聯繫任何

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‎有榮幸參與
‎《燃燒布理基》工作的人員

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‎五到七天後,我就看不到你們了

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‎-我需要知道...
‎-這是誰的聲音?

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‎為什麼我聽到妳在說話?

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‎是狄德

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‎不,沒畫面了

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‎嘿,我們正在工作耶

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‎配合一下

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‎好的,當然

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‎我是狄德

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‎妳是...?

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‎某一種鬼嗎?

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‎是的,狄德

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‎我是幽靈小希

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‎我在這棟大宅陰魂不散

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‎只有知道你們所有人的結局
‎我才能放下離去

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‎我們不能透露所有故事

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‎我知道,閉嘴

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‎小希,這目標不簡單

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‎可能要花上數年

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‎每天一小時的投入

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‎對,我可能得大幅縮減

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‎今天真累

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‎跟水果拍照寶貝需要增援

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‎抱歉

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‎我不是在跟妳玩
‎平凡無聊辦公室同事的遊戲

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‎我們真的需要送這些過去

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‎抱歉,女孩,我準備好
‎更多的蘋果等妳回來

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‎有別人幫妳梳毛嗎?

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‎我最親愛的朋友

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‎或最馬兒的朋友,我應該這麼說的

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‎來打水球?

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‎對,我知道妳在工作,但人生苦短

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‎寶寶跟小馬

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‎毫不虛假

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‎六條腿

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‎四隻耳

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‎一顆心

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‎當友誼萌芽

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‎在馬和人類之間

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‎真金不怕火煉

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‎當他們騎著馬

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‎享受美食

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‎他們是藝術品

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‎寶寶跟小馬

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‎毫不虛假

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‎兩隻手

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‎四隻蹄

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‎一顆心

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‎我永遠不會知道
‎是誰用噴燈燒我家鬧鬼的可可農場?

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‎一定是雅曼迪恩,對吧?

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‎她是唯一沒有參加
‎狩獵貓頭鷹狩獵葬的人

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‎幽靈小希

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‎妳能出現真是太好了

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‎真是出乎意料

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‎希夢思?

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‎我想不通的是是誰對廚師下毒?

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‎是歐妮嗎?

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‎我?我幹嘛要殺他,他是我兒子

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‎是嗎?

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‎拜託,他們要...

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‎好幾天後才會知道的

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‎很抱歉,但那鬼的話激怒我了

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‎現在我有數不清的問題

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‎這些是新零件嗎?

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‎妳甚至沒從盒子裡拿出來
‎都來了好幾個星期

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‎我正在處理

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‎她剛剛是在噓我嗎?

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‎那是什麼聲音?

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‎怎麼上去寶貝?

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‎妳怎麼上...

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‎我每次都上當

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‎妳被卡在樹上?

204
00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:58,641
‎寶貴從不會錯過樹上救援
‎妳確定她不在場?

205
00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:04,772
‎消防員不該把寶寶
‎綁在小貓逃生胸背帶上

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00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,857
‎我們會查個水落石出的

207
00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:09,234
‎-她完全沒出現?
‎-要是她生病了呢?

208
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,905
‎小馬醫生會給普通棒棒糖
‎還是給大馬棒棒糖?

209
00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:16,283
‎接下來的問題
‎可以給我大馬棒棒糖嗎?

210
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,993
‎我知道我們是家人

211
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‎但如果妳拒絕付房租會讓我很不自在

212
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:26,293
‎我把支票拿給寶貴了
‎那匹小馬到底是怎麼回事?

213
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‎-寶貴
‎-香脆餅思奇不好惹

214
00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:36,637
‎不管他說什麼,妳都不能相信他

215
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:41,308
‎但來餅思奇已經得逞了

216
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,519
‎那我們要怎麼說服她?

217
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:44,895
‎她是匹聰明的小馬

218
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,522
‎她只是需要證據

219
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,485
‎妳要證據?

220
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:56,323
‎讓我們帶妳踏上餅思奇
‎加諸在我們身上的痛苦之旅

221
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,700
‎一顆破掉的氣球

222
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‎還有很多顆

223
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,913
‎一本影印機輔助手冊

224
00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,998
‎他逼我訂購辦公室用品

225
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,209
‎我不相信鏡子,但如果我相信

226
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:10,379
‎我會認不出自己

227
00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:12,756
‎一隻爆炸的絨毛娃娃

228
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,383
‎再來會是真的動物嗎?

229
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:15,509
‎誰知道?

230
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:17,553
‎薄弱?

231
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:19,471
‎我們的話不算數嗎?

232
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:25,060
‎我想寶貴需要多一點說服力

233
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,980
‎所以我派戴子去臥底偵查

234
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,106
‎戴子是誰?

235
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,650
‎我是穆奇“小玩”小玩意,老闆

236
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:35,028
‎聽說你們想要有更多的證據

237
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:35,946
‎看好了

238
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:39,408
‎今晚我準備來輾壓一些東西

239
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:43,036
‎準備好看終極掌心大汗淋漓行動

240
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:44,413
‎逮到他了

241
00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:47,499
‎偷我們公司的碎紙文件?

242
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:50,878
‎他就是這樣的人
‎他在利用妳來整我們

243
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:54,882
‎天啊,謝謝你們毀了我的驚喜禮物

244
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:58,510
‎我知道她有多喜歡她馬廄裡的碎紙屑

245
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:01,472
‎所以我找回一些舊紙屑
‎編成一條毯子給她

246
00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:04,308
‎打算給她一個驚喜

247
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,937
‎你們卻只帶給她誹謗性的指控

248
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:11,231
‎對一個你們根本不在乎的人

249
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,234
‎你整天操她,從不陪她玩

250
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,863
‎我們一直都在玩
‎平凡無聊辦公室同事的遊戲

251
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:22,284
‎妳不覺得她應該玩
‎聽起來有點好玩的遊戲嗎?

252
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:26,205
‎我同意,走開,你們這些討厭鬼

253
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,792
‎好的,提姆,第三章

254
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:35,339
‎快成名的攀冰與爆破專家奇普斯卡珀
‎接下來會發生什麼事?

255
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:39,218
‎答案就在你的指尖裡

256
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,930
‎休息一下的好地方

257
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,431
‎“夏季毛衣大拍賣

258
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:48,143
‎小朱尼凡希亮麗毛線95折”

259
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,646
‎看吧,這寫得真好

260
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,236
‎怎樣?

261
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,570
‎書好看嗎?

262
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,074
‎拜託,只是初稿

263
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,494
‎-提姆?
‎-嗨,各位,工作順利嗎?

264
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:08,539
‎怎麼了?我們的鎖為什麼換了?

265
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:12,209
‎喔,寶貴跟香脆餅思奇佔據了房子

266
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,752
‎-在開玩笑嗎?
‎-什麼?

267
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:17,798
‎三名參賽者
‎一名法律學位資優生,五百萬美元

268
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,968
‎-你試過窗戶嗎?
‎-試過了

269
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,512
‎-那...
‎-車庫門也鎖上了

270
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:26,348
‎-那麼...?
‎-煙囪是給聖誕老人,爹地不適合

271
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:29,434
‎我們只能等鎖匠史密提
‎早上開門的時候打給他了

272
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,603
‎那我們要睡哪裡?

273
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,731
‎把這想成露營吧

274
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:39,361
‎但沒有山上的新鮮空氣
‎而是淡淡的老美乃滋味

275
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:42,990
‎如果我做惡夢怎麼辦?我會被紙割到

276
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,617
‎大學時,我樓上的鄰居是踢踏舞者

277
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,578
‎我的床墊是一堆舊T恤

278
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:50,414
‎在任何地方都能睡的訣竅就是...

279
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,045
‎妳可以親吻新郎了

280
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,423
‎我就知道這地方鬧鬼

281
00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,507
‎不是鬼

282
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,718
‎只是個怠忽職守的員工

283
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:05,470
‎恭喜,狄德和歐妮

284
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:09,516
‎這場鬼婚禮
‎把所有斷了的故事線都接上了

285
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,935
‎你終於可以到月球退休

286
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,021
‎以及撫養你的狼人兒子

287
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,690
‎對這圓滿的結局
‎還有什麼遺言要說的嗎?

288
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,608
‎遺言?

289
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,276
‎月亮爆炸了

290
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:23,572
‎我收回我的誓言
‎我說:“我不願意”

291
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,241
‎負心漢

292
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,620
‎你要花好幾年才能再度贏回我的愛

293
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:33,206
‎寶貝,我有的是時間

294
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,335
‎你確定嗎?

295
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:38,879
‎我都安排好了

296
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:41,256
‎這樣怎麼修好監控器?

297
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,841
‎我們花錢買了零件

298
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:46,303
‎而妳卻只在箱子上畫了一張可怕的臉

299
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:49,348
‎我需要給狄德狼人兒子東西

300
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:50,766
‎他是伴郎

301
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:54,353
‎我們去抓那洞穴吸血鬼吧

302
00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,313
‎然後再結一次婚

303
00:14:57,356 --> 00:15:00,108
‎小希該睡幽靈覺了

304
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,276
‎晚安

305
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,778
‎你們也去睡吧

306
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,863
‎我會盡快把所有故事線...

307
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,990
‎監控器修好

308
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:19,002
‎不然你們以為
‎你們來時冰沙都怎麼做好的?

309
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,880
‎等一下,我拿合約給你

310
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:26,051
‎抱歉,你有看到我的隱形眼鏡嗎?

311
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:29,221
‎我這堆搖搖欲墜的熱茶,卡蘿

312
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,389
‎抱歉

313
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:33,475
‎老兄

314
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,022
‎開心說早安,天普頓

315
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,857
‎天啊,我睡得真好

316
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,485
‎那些床單是什麼做的?雲嗎?

317
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,696
‎我的特製杯子

318
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:49,700
‎那些速食豬跟起司漢堡上的培根和解
‎不是為了

319
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,535
‎讓你玷污他們的回憶

320
00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:53,829
‎妳以為我想來硬的?

321
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:56,540
‎我只是為寶貴著想

322
00:15:56,540 --> 00:16:00,794
‎她在廢棄場心情很差
‎原因就出在你們的公司

323
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,170
‎所以我提議如下

324
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,841
‎關掉你們寶寶的愛企業
‎那你就能拿回你的房子

325
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,175
‎絕對不行

326
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,218
‎不可能

327
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:13,181
‎不,寶貴,我的意思是
‎我們不跟恐怖份子

328
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,267
‎綁匪或挪威人談判

329
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:18,228
‎對他們來說太容易
‎你一下子就會覺得過意不去

330
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:22,357
‎鎖匠在路上了
‎你麻煩大了,小個子先生

331
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:26,069
‎天啊,你真的想送一個大人到

332
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,238
‎我這開口一句話就能讓他

333
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,658
‎腦袋短路的寶寶家裡面來?

334
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,161
‎史密提,回頭

335
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:39,082
‎我們要親自來抓你,香脆
‎我們要拿回我們的房子和小馬

336
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,500
‎抱歉,我沒聽到

337
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,963
‎我正忙著用卡蘿的牙刷
‎刷這些漂亮的馬齒

338
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:55,766
‎還在準備你的第二次婚禮
‎只是要先處理一些小馬的事

339
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:58,643
‎-現在還出現小馬?
‎-誰會記得啊?

340
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:00,937
‎嘿,鄰居們

341
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,524
‎謝謝你們的烘焙點心,超好吃

342
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,234
‎免費點心

343
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,944
‎愛管閒事的鄰居貓薄荷

344
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,988
‎有人說“免費點心”嗎?

345
00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,365
‎餅思奇用大人目光的反暴動

346
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,035
‎來掃蕩我們的寶寶部隊

347
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:18,288
‎妳得打頭陣,試試泰貝莎的窗戶

348
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,426
‎你跟五公分的雀鳥一樣可愛

349
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:36,181
‎但你得再婚,拜託,我算過了

350
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:39,017
‎只有這樣,今天才能夠

351
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,853
‎有個完美的圓滿結局

352
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,069
‎怎麼了,幽靈小希?

353
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:52,447
‎抱歉,我看到兩個寶寶被困在陷阱裡

354
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:59,496
‎對,妳一定是在說我從坎比爾博士那
‎潛水艇競技所救出的雙胞胎

355
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,705
‎如果他們回歸

356
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:04,209
‎歐妮跟我絕對不能再婚

357
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,711
‎拜託,寶貴,我們愛妳

358
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,547
‎香脆才是問題

359
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:09,506
‎沒事

360
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:11,550
‎是啊,沒事

361
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,927
‎我不是在眨眼,我的隱形眼鏡掉了

362
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,262
‎小心

363
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:17,013
‎屋頂上

364
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,767
‎妳怎麼上去的,寶貝?

365
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,310
‎她百發百中

366
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:26,940
‎糟糕,現在有個寶寶卡在屋頂上

367
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,693
‎潛水艇競技三胞胎?

368
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,361
‎老實說,我跟不上了

369
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,655
‎做得好,寶貴

370
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:37,951
‎妳的家人很快就會同意我們的條件
‎而這一切就會結束了

371
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,705
‎一個嬰兒被困在屋頂上?

372
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,040
‎那個寶寶肯定在六公尺高

373
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,918
‎我曾是馬術跳馬運動員

374
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,588
‎我的專長是六公尺高的跳馬

375
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:54,509
‎我發誓再也不跳馬了
‎永遠絕對不再跳了

376
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:03,018
‎妳要我從妳身上跳
‎六公尺高抓住寶寶,把她帶下來?

377
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:06,188
‎做我從我在安特衛普的意外之後
‎就沒做過的事

378
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:09,024
‎為一個身陷險境的嬰兒和我自己

379
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:11,276
‎悲慘的過去尋求解決之道?

380
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:14,404
‎不要,我們要點蛋捲嗎?

381
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,744
‎好吧,我們還是可以重辦婚禮

382
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:25,123
‎只要潛艇三胞胎跟月亮警察
‎同意撤銷所有告訴

383
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,249
‎小希,聽著

384
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,960
‎我知道妳希望我們有完美的幸福結局

385
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,838
‎我以前也有個最愛的電視節目

386
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:35,926
‎我希望主角能永遠幸福快樂

387
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:39,763
‎但我發現如果他們那麼做
‎他們的故事就結束了

388
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:43,475
‎扮演他們的演員就會失業

389
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:47,771
‎而且要是其中一人買了
‎不能退款的水上摩托車呢?

390
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,856
‎天啊,寶貴

391
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,734
‎沒錯,一台寶貴的水上摩托車

392
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,237
‎馬力驚人

393
00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,784
‎小馬要拯救寶寶了

394
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,327
‎又是小馬?

395
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,371
‎不,“馬力”指的是

396
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:07,832
‎一個假想演員寶貴的水上摩托車

397
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,547
‎寶寶和小馬

398
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,715
‎一拍即合

399
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,634
‎小莎、卡蘿,過來這裡

400
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,636
‎沒事的,寶貴

401
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,845
‎有我們在

402
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,349
‎她要跳了

403
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,320
‎她們沒事

404
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,284
‎太好了

405
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,869
‎-做得好,女孩
‎-妳是英雄

406
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:58,550
‎我為什麼要跟他們和好?
‎有人花錢要我毀了他們

407
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,844
‎現在妳毀了一切

408
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:02,846
‎享受妳的房子

409
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,932
‎妳的床單其實只是過得去而已

410
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,563
‎可憐的小馬

411
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:16,651
‎被一個所謂的朋友操控
‎讓她只做他們想做的事

412
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,450
‎抱歉,狼人兒子

413
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,161
‎時候到了

414
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,124
- ‎小痞?
- JJ?

415
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:34,794
‎-那是什麼?
‎-我們來抓你了,香脆

416
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:44,304
‎沒關係,我們很高興妳回來了

417
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:47,724
‎我會跟妳玩更多
‎跟工作無關的有趣遊戲

418
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,434
‎像是釘書針飛鏢

419
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,435
‎等等

420
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,686
‎歸檔比賽?

421
00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:55,482
‎我還知道怎麼享受
‎跟工作無關的樂趣嗎?

422
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:58,943
‎怎麼了,女孩?

423
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:01,696
‎我得走了

424
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,990
‎-不
‎-為什麼?

425
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,917
‎妳點頭,就像明白了一樣

426
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,668
‎對,抱歉

427
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,003
‎我來翻譯

428
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,755
‎“我離開是因為...”

429
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,051
‎我以為我在做對的事,但我錯了

430
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:27,013
‎“我需要一點時間
‎釐清思緒,把事情想清楚”

431
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,933
‎這可能不是完美的快樂結局

432
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,601
‎“但沒關係

433
00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:37,774
‎這只代表...”

434
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,861
‎我們的故事還沒結束

435
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:11,307
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