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Hold all my... Whoa!
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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♪ I'm the boss
Dial in to the meeting ♪
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♪ Everybody here
Please, find your seating ♪
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♪ While you're teething
I'm sinking my teeth in ♪
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♪ First one to show
So I can do all my greeting ♪
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♪ Profits, payrolls, and pacifiers ♪
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♪ I make friends
I love you, you're hired ♪
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♪ So come on and raise
Your juice boxes skyward ♪
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♪ Boss babies until we retire ♪
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- ♪ Boss Baby ♪
- ♪ Tell them who this is ♪
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- ♪ Boss Baby ♪
- ♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪
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- ♪ Boss Baby ♪
- ♪ Can a baby get a witness? ♪
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♪ Grab a high chair
This the family business ♪
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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"Floaties" on threes. Ones, twos...
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- Floaties.
- Uh...
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Yeah, no good.
No bigs. Plenty time for more.
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You excited?
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For Floaties? Oh, totally.
I've never actually been before.
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It's the best ever--
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I know it's gonna be perfect.
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I'll sort out my many
personal and professional struggles
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over a few days' vacation
at an all-inclusive baby resort.
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Wanna try another?
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Floaties!
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{\an8}You're a working baby. You know how it is.
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One day, your sister's pony
runs away to figure her life out
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after a run-in with a baby villain.
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Next day, your cute cousin makes you feel
you're short-changing Mommy and Daddy
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on the snuggles
they'd get if you were a regular baby.
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{\an8}And you think maybe
that runaway pony was onto something.
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{\an8}But, gosh, if I run off
to vacation-solve all my problems,
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who's thinking of our clients?
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- Do they need me?
- Floaties!
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- Can I borrow that? Thanks.
- Oi.
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Buongiorno, my new Italian babies.
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{\an8}Can you reach me at Floaties
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{\an8}if something's wrong
with Pterodactyl Baby or Untalented Baby?
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{\an8}I'll keep naming babies
if you don't answer.
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{\an8}Answering with a question.
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{\an8}Do you think I can't run an office solo?
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Answering you with a quiz.
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I name a client,
you describe the hug I invented for them.
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Question one--
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Answering with a noise.
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Teddy?
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- You need to let go.
- Sorry.
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I meant, let go of your work.
Otherwise, you end up like that.
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No, no, I'm still en route.
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My chili-for-brains assistant
booked the wrong flight.
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- Ugh. Tons of babies on this plane.
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Yeah, I saw the production costs.
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We sell moist towelettes,
not Italian loafers.
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Come on, I'm nothing like that.
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Remember clocking in?
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Spending all day
type-type-typing up reports?
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Those unsatisfying lunches at your desk?
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The...
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late nights?
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Remember all that?
Because I don't anymore.
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- Oh! Ooh.
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Floaties,
the five star-shaped-block resort
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where working tots go
to be pampered like regular babies,
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and have a little fun.
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I right well plan to, boyo.
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- Whoo!
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This place is...
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You skimp on towelette moisture,
know what you got?
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A napkin.
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My connecting flight's not for a bit.
I need a room.
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Oh! You're a baby.
I thought you worked here.
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Nobody works here,
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but I am the manager.
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- Welcome to Floaties Baby Resort.
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While your arrival at this haven
for talking babies was an accident,
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causing your brain to feel like
it dove into a pool of mousetraps,
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we hope you'll let our Floaties family
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soothe your stresses away,
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until life makes sense again.
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It's like an office computer
screensaver come to life.
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This is mine?
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You are Tina Templeton, yes?
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Is that a friendship bracelet?
Yeesh. Give me a nickname first.
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Kidding. I have one. It's Tina-Beana.
Bo-Beana if we're besties.
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This is your Paradise Key.
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It's for access to your cabana,
and is the only payment necessary
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for meals or daytime activities.
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And nighttime activities?
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There are
no nighttime activities at Floaties.
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And you are good to float.
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Who is this cutie pie?
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Bobber the Cub.
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Our mascot
and spiritual guide to taking it breezy.
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If you're thinking about work,
give Bobber a tap.
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He's full of fun ideas
to enjoy at Floaties.
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Mm! I love him.
You guys thought of everything.
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No, we just thought of you.
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Ooh, phone. I should check--
Nope, you're right, Bobber.
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I am letting work go.
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Any ideas?
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Let's dig holes on the beach.
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You dug a hole into my mind, and read it.
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- Is this where you're hiding, Precious?
- Who's hiding?
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Folks gotta know Mike Tullyhouse better
before they call me Precious.
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Sorry, thought you were someone else.
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Enjoy an ice-cold tropical formula.
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Ah.
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Mayonnaise City needs you.
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It's not working.
Relax my worries away harder.
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Join a crawling tour
to learn about the local plant life.
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And under those very palm trees in 1807,
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Sticks Stuff in Mouth Baby invented
the idea of eating fistfuls of dirt.
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Look how much love for us fell
because you're not working!
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Try relieving your anxiety
by checking in at work.
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- Finally.
-I didn't say that.
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You pretended I did.
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That's enough out of you.
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What's wrong?
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New loafers.
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So treacherous.
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So Italiano.
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Are the clients okay?
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You want to turn this
into a working vacay?
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Aw. So proud.
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You're like me.
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I am not. I'm relaxing. I just wanna--
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We'll pull an all-nighter. What's a good
fax number to send trend forecasts?
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Block this number.
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Care to try a massage?
- No, I am not turning into Boss Baby.
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Sorry. Massage sounds great.
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Ooh.
The tension is like a jack-in-the-box
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inside a jack-in-the-box.
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How often do you get to just relax?
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Recently? Feels like ne-- [burps] Whoa.
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That's normal.
It's a shiatsu burping massage.
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The stress comes out like that.
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Well, it is working--
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Sorry, lot of stresses up in--
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Shh. No words.
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Just the sound of troubles escaping
in esophageal eruptions.
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Sorry, I know I'm talking too--
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You must be sick
of my complaints about work.
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You haven't
mentioned your job once since we started.
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I haven't?
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We did it, Bobber.
We're finally letting it out.
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Also normal.
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Now let's have a real vacation.
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Off-beat head bobs.
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Knees bending
like they got licorice inside.
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I'm dancing like a baby.
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Nothing's gonna make me
worry about work ever again.
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Thank you, my play friends.
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I have just one more song to play,
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a special lullaby for a special baby
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who is oh-so-far from home.
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No.
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Bye.
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- Look out, Tina, Crispin Biscuits is here!
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You.
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I hope you aren't upset
about the trick I played.
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I only wanted you to get some rest.
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Blah, blah, creepy veiled threats
in a posh accent. I get it.
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Tell me your plan, so I can squash it
without wasting our time.
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I'm just here as an oh-so-very-good friend
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to make sure you have
the baby vacation you deserve.
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Hey, you two.
Can I see some Paradise Keys?
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Got a tip that a musically talented baby
snuck onto the island.
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- He's the one you're looking for.
- Sorry, I've been naughty.
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And talented, you say?
I mean, I've barely had lessons.
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All right, trespasser,
you're on the first flight off the island.
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Apologies, Ms. Biscuits.
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What? No, he's Biscuits.
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- Not what your Paradise Key says.
- What?
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My Bobber was drinking a pineapple.
This isn't my wristband.
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I am not Crispin Biscuits.
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Mine says Rick,
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and Rick I am.
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Your bracelet says Biscuits,
you're Biscuits.
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These are the facts of life.
They ground me.
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Have just a marvelous holiday,
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Crispin Biscuits.
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- Take this off. It's Crispin Biscuits's.
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What befell yours?
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- It was taken off.
- By whom?
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Crispin Biscuits.
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You, Ms. Crispin Biscuits?
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No, I don't miss him. Crispin's a madman.
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It's pronounced "madame."
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But I understand. We are babies.
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Madman.
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The Platinum Parental Parenting
Pampering Experience you purchased
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kicks in today.
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You have impeccable taste,
Madame Biscuits.
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- What?
- I'll fetch your activity attendant. Hugo.
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- Who?
- Go.
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Yes?
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Escort Madame Biscuits
to her next activity.
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What just happened?
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Are you talking?
Are you trying to talk to me?
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What? Yes, of course, I am.
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You don't say.
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What? What are you doing?
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My job is to provide...
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My job is to provide the endless
positive parental reinforcement that comes
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with the Platinum Parental Parenting
Pampering Experience, Madame Biscuits.
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It's weird. And stop calling me--
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Listen to me, Hugo.
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My name is Tina.
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Tina Templeton.
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And I can prove it.
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Hey there.
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Remember me?
Tina Templeton? Yesterday's massage?
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Sorry, I'm great with backs,
but terrible with faces, Ms. Biscuits.
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Ignore the bracelet. It's me, Tina.
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I know you remember this.
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Wow, passed gas
on the massage table is part of the job.
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But blowing a swamp kiss
in the middle of a conversation?
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That's rude. Good day, Ms. Biscuits.
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That's not who I am.
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Yeah,
she prefers Madame Biscuits or Crispin.
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Maybe Criz-Biz.
We haven't tried it, but it's cool.
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I liked you better
when you were my pineapple Bobber.
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Still gonna give you kissies,
but I'm not gonna mean it as much.
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Hugo.
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What it be?
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Hey, always good, Mr. Tina.
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Always good.
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- What did you call him?
- You know Mr. Tina Templeton?
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This is my Bobber.
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This is my wristband. I'm Tina Templeton.
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- Uh, Hugo?
- Sorry, Mr. Tina.
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I am Tina Templeton.
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Yeah, we all wish
we were Mr. Tina Templeton sometimes.
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My advice?
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Chill it down,
and let this baby resort smooth away
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all your recent personal
and professional struggles, girlfriend.
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This will be
the worst week of my baby life.
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Great, the worse this week is,
think how much better
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your three months here will seem.
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Three months?
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Paid in advance.
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And we appreciate the trust
you've placed in us, Madame Biscuits.
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Pick up. Pick up.
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Teddy, Crispin Biscuits made me into him.
I'm stuck at Floaties while he plans--
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Sorry, your number is blocked.
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It's just you and me, beach bum Bobber,
who's not mine, but is winning my heart.
248
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Biscuits thinks he can trap me?
This baby's checking out.
249
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,821
Every flight's full?
250
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,991
No, I didn't know the ferry boat
was stolen by pirates.
251
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,743
Do you have their number?
252
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,287
Arr, mateys, I be wondering if--
253
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:29,124
Hello? Hello?
Front desk? What happened to the pirates?
254
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,667
Forget it, I need your help.
255
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:34,796
No, I won't come by tomorrow.
I am marching over there right now.
256
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:43,055
What kind of baby resort doesn't
have a single night-light?
257
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,435
Hello? Is someone out there?
258
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,773
Do you have a ring tone
that sounds like pure terror?
259
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,243
Zombabies!
260
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:06,328
Whoa, whoa, not cool.
261
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:09,373
We prefer the term Night Terror Babies.
262
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,583
Tons of babies get the terrors.
263
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:15,003
That's why our guests
stay in their rooms at night.
264
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,964
We don't want them getting scared.
265
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,466
- It's not that scary.
266
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:24,179
How does paradise find us
this morning, Madame Bisc--?
267
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,598
Nope, I don't care
what my bracelet tells you,
268
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,184
or how long Crispin Biscuits prepaid.
269
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,646
I want off this island
faster than I'd high-five a monkey.
270
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,064
If you insist.
271
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:38,694
Type something that makes a plane come.
272
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,904
- I'm waiting for you to insist.
- I insist.
273
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,950
You must really be enjoying yourself.
274
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:48,495
Remember the message
you sent upon booking with us?
275
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,747
"If I insist to be let off the island,
276
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:54,918
that means I'm scared
of how much figgy-plum fun I'm having."
277
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:58,630
I didn't write that.
I don't know what figgy-plum fun is.
278
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,383
I was hoping you'd explain,
but continuing your note.
279
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:04,011
"I might play dumb..." Mm-hm...
280
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,471
"cry, scream, complain, or deflect.
281
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:10,934
This is how I relax. Ignore me
and let me continue my holiday."
282
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:15,355
Give me that figgy-plum paper.
I've never used it before, I swear.
283
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,858
As soon as I heard it, I had to try it.
284
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:18,817
Hugo.
285
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:23,572
Uh, I don't need a vacation anymore.
All my problems went away. I'm cured.
286
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:24,865
Let me off this island.
287
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,950
May I splish-splash, Crispin?
288
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,120
I'm not Crispin. I'm not Crispin.
289
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,831
Menu, Madame Crispin?
290
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:37,044
I'm just saying, your cruise ship
is only a Panama Canal away.
291
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:40,339
Hands up
into swinging mobile, Ms. Biscuits.
292
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,299
You're not Crispin.
293
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,717
I'm not Crispin.
294
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,260
Let go of the tension
295
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,387
and just let yourself be you, Crispin.
296
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,891
Your hot-air balloons
are for recreation only.
297
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,935
If I have fun, will you come get me?
298
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,646
- Hang loose, Crispy B.
299
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:58,440
I don't care what you say.
I'm not him. He's not me.
300
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,776
Me no be no Crispin Biscuits.
301
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:05,155
Hey, Crispin. Hey, Crispin.
302
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,491
Hey, Crispin...
303
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:10,661
- Yes, hi, hi. New Hampshire Pizza?
304
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:13,080
No, I don't want
your Live Free or Diet Pizza.
305
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,791
I want your help.
My name's Crispin Biscuits.
306
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,170
No!
307
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,048
No, no. I'm not Crispin. I'm Tina.
308
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,300
But Tina wouldn't be mean to pizza people.
309
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,385
Crispin's mean.
310
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:27,469
Yeah, she is.
311
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:28,470
He is. I am.
312
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,388
You are.
313
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:32,224
- What is happening to me?
314
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:34,685
Hey, hey.
315
00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:35,936
Careful.
316
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:39,106
Who's supposed
to be watching out for you? Hey.
317
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,567
Stick with me. I'll protect you.
318
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,364
You and me both.
319
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,867
Where is everyone?
320
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,245
Night terrors again?
321
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:56,873
It's okay. I kept an eye out for you.
My winking one.
322
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,252
- Whoa!
- Easy. How about I walk you to bed?
323
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,421
Thank you so much.
324
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,464
You were a huge help tonight.
325
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:12,931
Look at you, smiling like
Daddy made pancakes shaped like pandas.
326
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,767
Me? What's got you so grinny-gums?
327
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:19,438
Answering you with a quiz.
What's Tina's favorite thing to do?
328
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,523
- Pumpkin--
-Besides pumpkin carving.
329
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,109
I really like helping babies.
330
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:30,073
I can build a raft to get off this island.
331
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,992
Whoa! Where did that come from?
332
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,703
This brain runs on caring about others.
333
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:38,123
Baby, we just
found ourselves a refueling station.
334
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:40,125
Night Terror Baby.
335
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,753
Helping her makes me feel like myself.
336
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:45,714
- Other than I'm talking to a puddle.
-And a bracelet.
337
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:49,009
I did not ask
to get involved in this batch of crazy.
338
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,343
Forget vacation.
339
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,512
You're a baby who fixes things.
340
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,348
And it's time to get to work.
341
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,269
Ms. Biscuits, you are one skilled yogi.
342
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,397
Or did you prefer
Madame Biscuits? I forget.
343
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,524
Whatever you want. Gotta go.
344
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:09,362
- You think you can fix my night terrors?
- I know I can.
345
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,990
I'll try anything to get a good sleep.
346
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:16,661
First time I tried pineapple,
I loved it so much, I ate the whole thing.
347
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,288
I had the fruit sugies so bad,
348
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,999
I spent nap time
teaching myself to juggle.
349
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,918
Oh, wow.
350
00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:26,838
Yeah. We don't get this much
fresh fruit at Baby Corp Alaska.
351
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:30,050
That has to be it, then.
Night terrors cured.
352
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,804
- Well, it's not the sugies.
353
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:37,349
I'll keep an eye on you
while I gather sticks for my raft.
354
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:42,437
If the marks on my legs
are from my diaper being too tight,
355
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,731
that's causing the night terrors?
356
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,733
That is the only thing it could be.
357
00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:52,531
Hmm. Looser diaper ain't helping.
358
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:54,574
We may have overcorrected.
359
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:59,955
Don't worry,
I won't raft away until I figure this out.
360
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,373
Careful, that's hot.
361
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,252
Sunblock?
362
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,171
You get overheated all day,
then can't sleep at night.
363
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,714
It just makes sense.
364
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,384
- Come on. What could it be?
365
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:16,054
Whoa, someone's watch is on Alaska time.
366
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,180
That's it.
367
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,682
She's jet-lagged.
368
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,142
You're jet-lagged.
369
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:25,147
Can you cancel this one's wake-up call
and schedule an extra nap?
370
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,898
You got it.
371
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,986
Your friend did not show, Madame Biscuits.
372
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:34,531
I don't even care what you call me,
because that is great news.
373
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,074
Ah.
374
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,333
We did it.
375
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,334
Yeah, we did.
376
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:50,088
Why are you awake?
Shouldn't you be sleeping peacefully?
377
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,174
Oh. My turn to wipe down the beach chairs.
378
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,719
You'd think after staying up late,
pretending to have night terrors,
379
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,013
management would
give me time off, but nope.
380
00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,222
Pretending?
381
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:03,226
Smart thinking on the time change.
Was I too obvious when I mentioned Alaska?
382
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,478
I thought about winking,
but you caught it.
383
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,980
This was all fake?
384
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,900
I prefer to call it a faithful simulation.
385
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:14,738
I did research for this role.
Took me weeks to get the shrieks right.
386
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:17,616
Wait, that sounded off.
387
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:20,702
But I'm a baby who fixes things.
388
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:26,541
Hope you got your money's worth
on our Help a Troubled Baby add-on.
389
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,001
If you'd like another round,
390
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:32,631
I was thinking I'd pretend to fear
sentences that end in a question mark?
391
00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:36,635
You were built on a lie, Rafty.
I'm never getting off this island.
392
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:39,221
We'll be play friends forever.
393
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:44,309
I'm Crispin Biscuits.
394
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:47,312
Yes, you are Crispin Biscuits.
395
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:50,815
Been a long night?
Let's get you back, Ms. Biscuits.
396
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:54,945
Biscuits. Biscuits.
397
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,571
An excellent choice.
398
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,864
Biscuits.
399
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,743
Voilà. What will madame
wash the biscuits down with?
400
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,412
Juice of the apple?
401
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:05,705
Biscuits.
402
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:06,665
Uh...
403
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:09,709
If Madame Biscuits
wants to drink biscuits,
404
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:13,546
then biscuits are what
Madame Biscuits gets with her biscuits.
405
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,799
Biscuits.
406
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:17,175
But of course.
407
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:20,720
Biscuits.
408
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:26,142
Biscuits. Biscuits.
409
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:30,563
I apologize, but the biscuits sont finis.
There are no more.
410
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,692
So if I may trouble you for payment?
411
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,403
Biscuits.
412
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,154
And, boop, there we go.
413
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:42,534
Whoa. I want you
to have an amazing time here at Floaties.
414
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:45,287
- But you can't keep spending like this.
- Biscuits?
415
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:48,540
Yeah, it's wild,
there's a food named after you,
416
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:52,335
but I don't want you running out of money
before you run out of vacation.
417
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,758
Money!
418
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:02,178
Yes, tell me more
about the Live Free or Diet Pizza
419
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,889
on this expensive international call.
420
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,058
Have any shades that cost more?
421
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:10,228
Ooh! Bring them here, and start feeding.
422
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:12,355
That will cost extra, madame.
423
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:15,775
I sure hope so.
And give yourself a nice juicy tip.
424
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,821
New Hampshire Pizza, you cool by me.
425
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,406
I cool by you?
426
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:22,324
That's cool.
427
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,409
Madame Biscuits, I warned you.
428
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:27,370
I am afraid
you must leave Floaties at once.
429
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:30,915
Your account's funds are depleted.
Beyond depleted.
430
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,251
You now owe us a large sum of money.
431
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:35,295
Send in your debt collectors.
432
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:40,216
Big scary types with names like
Cyclone Saint Macaroni and Basement.
433
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:43,303
You have an address
for me, Crispin Biscuits?
434
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:46,139
That busy workaday world tries to tell you
435
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:50,226
you should be this, shouldn't do that,
and I got so mixed up.
436
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:53,396
I didn't know what I was looking for
when I came to Floaties,
437
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,774
but what I found was me.
438
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,317
I make my own life.
439
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,903
Because I am Tina Templeton.
440
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:01,196
Nope, that's me.
441
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,698
- Wait. Then who am I?
442
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:07,869
Hello? Messy Wings Johnson.
You old bird dog.
443
00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:10,121
How many moist towelettes today?
444
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:11,998
Of course I'm still here.
445
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,918
I'm known for my tenacity and patience,
446
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,086
even on hold.
447
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:18,797
Is the grappling hook
still available in crimson?
448
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:21,508
What do you mean, my credit was declined?
449
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:35,563
"Reclaiming property
due to credit overdrafts at Floaties"?
450
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,901
Good game, play friend.
451
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,319
My turnsies.
452
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:48,660
♪ Boss Baby ♪
453
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,037
♪ Boss Baby ♪
454
00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:53,289
♪ Boss Baby ♪
455
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:59,003
♪ Boss Baby
Tell 'em who this is ♪
456
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:01,673
♪ Boss Baby
I'm a legend, mythic ♪
457
00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,384
♪ Y'all heard the story
But you know what the twist is? ♪
458
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:07,220
♪ Welcome to the family business
Boss Baby ♪