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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎老板正在忙...

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‎小老板

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‎老板已加入线上会议

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‎大家都到齐了?请快快坐好

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‎你的牙还没长齐 我在日理万机

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‎洗耳恭听 我给大家问候鼓励

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‎利润 工资 别忘了奶嘴

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‎我交朋友 我爱你 你被录用了

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‎来吧 朝天空高举果汁盒

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‎小老板 直到退休时刻

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‎-小老板
‎-告诉他们谁是老大

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‎-小老板
‎-我就是神话传奇

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‎-小老板
‎-别看我只是小娃娃

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‎拿张婴儿座椅

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‎这是家族企业

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‎没人想惹祸 奶奶

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‎我们只是来找那个宝宝的

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‎如果你们来我的小屋是找那个宝宝的
‎那就已经惹下祸端了

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‎(出逃计划)

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‎(第一章)

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‎你听说过西奥多天普顿吗?

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‎奸商 美国人

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‎他决定通过整容手术变成宝宝

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‎逃往加拿大躲起来!

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‎再给你做一道龙虾浓汤?

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‎谢谢 我吃不下了

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‎...如果看到他 不要靠近

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‎玛丽奶奶 对不起 我在这里住太久了

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‎这是我的小屋 你住多久我都欢迎

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‎我树敌太多

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‎龙虾黑帮、枫叶财团、圆培根兄弟

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‎你是个帮助本地宝宝的好孩子

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‎让他们讨厌你吧

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‎你以为这是我第一次参加黑帮斗争?
‎我可是加拿大人

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‎我没想过把斗争带到这里
‎那两个笨蛋不会是最后一拨人

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‎你们好 我是人事部的巴迪

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‎孩子!

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‎你得给家里打电话 好吗?

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‎-喂?
‎-蒂娜!

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‎他终于打电话了!

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‎-怎么了?
‎-爱的指数大危机!

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‎你的逃跑把我们害惨了!
‎你到底在哪?

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‎我们派人去找你 他们却都失踪了!

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‎皮皮 JJ 甚至包括...

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‎-你哥哥提姆!
‎-什么?

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‎我是奥布里
‎最大的优点是积极、点子多

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‎-什么?
‎-谢谢

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‎我需要一个临时助理

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‎JJ呢?

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‎要是我知道 就不会说她失踪了!

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‎我会把她找回来的!
‎把所有人找回来!

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‎这太荒唐了!

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‎我逃跑是为了保护你们!

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‎如果联邦调查局知道任何...
‎我们的手机加密了吗?

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‎是我亲自加密的 看看你们的屏幕

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‎“捡到后请交还给
‎布兰奇塔特欣格尔金格尔博士”?

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‎“孔泰萨巴罗内莎
‎杜施尼泽尔施尼弗教授之物”?

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‎负责监听的联邦调查局特工听好了

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‎孔泰萨教授和欣格尔金格尔博士
‎根本没有关系

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‎快挂掉!

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‎但这些假名字可真妙 奥布里...

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‎你不必卷进这场是非

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‎我得去找我失踪的家人
‎而你还有个宝宝要照顾

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‎浓汤 龙虾浓汤

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‎带上滑冰鞋 还有这根棍子

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‎还有这个装满
‎营养肉汁奶酪薯条的保温杯

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‎还有这个

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‎你是这片法外之地上唯一纯洁的人

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‎注意安全 保持勇猛

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‎逃犯西奥多林赛天普顿

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‎把你的小手举过头顶

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‎我们没必要这样!

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‎我是清白的
‎我变成宝宝躲起来的原因不能说!

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‎你现在在国境以北

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‎加拿大没有清白之人

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‎真香!

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‎不!

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‎我和你一样迫切地想抓住他

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‎但我们贿赂政府的钱
‎只够执行一次跨境任务

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‎-那就这样让他跑了?
‎-不可能

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‎但在他回到美国之前

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‎我们得把任务交给
‎本地的一个逃犯追踪者

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‎去追踪逃犯吧 亨利

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{\an8}‎(与此同时 在美国)

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{\an8}‎...变成宝宝躲起来了!没错!
‎他们正在着手把此事改编成电影

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‎名字就叫《大逃亡》!

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‎绝对不要买环保轮胎

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‎什么...

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‎别伤害我!
‎我还没把《白鲸》看完呢!

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‎嘿!我该告诉我老板
‎谁偷了一车尿不湿?

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‎“是谁” 你该告诉你老板
‎是谁偷了一车尿不湿

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‎我帮你省去看500页书的麻烦
‎白鲸赢了!

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‎不!

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‎能用好几天的新尿不湿 队员们

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‎厉害 干得漂亮!全速前进!

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‎对 就用一个纸箱!纸箱啊!

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‎他动不动就发脾气 妈妈也是

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‎尿不湿都哪去了?

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‎只是暂时短缺

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‎萝卜泥!

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‎从头说起!

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‎我找到三根半截的腌黄瓜
‎还有一个披萨玉米饼

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‎宝宝能吃披萨玉米饼吗?

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‎-赶紧扔进去吧 他饿坏了!
‎-真正的宝宝食品呢?

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‎美国宝宝脆弱的胃
‎受不了如此粗劣的食物

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‎供应链出现轻微中断 请稍等

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‎-不行!
‎-我的事呢?

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‎嗨 亲爱的!妈妈打电话是想问问
‎我能帮你做什么工作

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‎让你早日退休做普通可爱的宝宝

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‎你真好 我爱你!

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‎但宝贝企业一切都很顺...

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‎又出事了 老板!

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‎我回头打给你 妈妈

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‎那些防滑袜子?被偷了一整箱

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‎现在宝宝们就像
‎保龄球道上的肥皂一样 根本站不稳

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‎他们又在偷我们的袜子了?拜托!

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‎-怎么了?
‎-他们是谁?

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‎我要宣布几件事

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‎戴兹 召集所有人 我去找董事会主席

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‎单层纸巾简单一折就能达到效果

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‎为什么还要盲目花钱买双层纸巾?

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‎但单层纸的价格是多少?

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‎我们能找到真正省钱的东西吗?

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‎你说呢 塔比莎主席?

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‎你们让我觉得一切都不重要了

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‎我收购这家公司是为了有作为!
‎秘密任务!企业竞争!

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‎你们这些吓人的无脸董事会成员

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‎难道不想真正做点什么吗?

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‎我们有开会啊!

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‎我的总裁妹妹!
‎肯定有急事 我得走了!

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‎爱的指数为什么大跌?

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‎我们要失业了吗?

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‎我可以少偷懒一点!

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‎谁都不会失业!我可以解释一切...

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‎-你干嘛?
‎-我为你的演讲制作了视频!

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‎-坐车最能安抚宝宝了
‎-我喜欢你这种负责任的精神!

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‎你们都知道宝贝老板

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‎前成年商人泰迪天普顿叔叔...

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‎一搜他的名字就会出现这个

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‎是吗?即使他受到国际追捕?

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‎你捅了马蜂窝 网络就会永远记住

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‎继续

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‎拜英国小人基斯宾饼干所赐

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‎追捕泰迪的特工受到了严重的误导

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‎“贪污在逃犯西奥多天普顿

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‎做了实验性整容手术
‎变成宝宝躲起来了”

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‎真是胡说八道 因为他变成宝宝

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‎明显是因为喝了超浓缩特殊配方奶...

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‎-继续说啊!
‎-我在说细节!

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‎总之 某个整形医生
‎听说了这个新闻就想

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‎“这真是一个好主意!”

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‎然后就开始向罪犯出售整容服务

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‎他们把歹徒和抢劫犯变成了宝宝?

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‎费用非常贵

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‎所以那些人是富有的
‎逃税犯和游艇走私者

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‎但是 没错 坏人被变成宝宝了

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‎那是什么?

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‎我不知道那手术是怎么做的
‎所以就自己发挥想象了

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‎这个是缩骨 这个是舒展脸颊...

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‎下一张!

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‎以宝宝身份藏起来的成年人
‎有着跟真宝宝同样的需求

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‎但因为他们没有父母或良知
‎就去偷真宝宝的东西

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‎真宝宝物资缺乏 导致爱的指数下滑

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‎等等 如果是成年罪犯
‎不应该由成年人去处理吗?

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‎我们着手在办了 他们会的

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‎这事真的需要联邦调查局帮忙
‎班吉舅舅 你要跟我合作吗?

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‎我无法确定或否定
‎我们了解罪犯变成宝宝躲起来一事

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‎就像我们无法确定或否定
‎外星人的存在

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‎或科特迪瓦肥皂剧
‎是根据真实事件改编的事一样

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‎这种事传出去会造成恐慌的!

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‎他们在假装不知情

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‎-拜托!
‎-在开玩笑吧?

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‎这就是我想出办法前
‎什么都没说的原因!

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‎-所以你现在有办法了?
‎-这个嘛...

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‎(没有)

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‎幻灯片做得不错 奥布里

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‎加拿大
‎连这个名字听起来都觉得肮脏

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‎就像你永远洗不掉
‎枫糖浆和肉汁的臭味一样

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‎这里的人都从事非法勾当

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‎每个冰冷的巷子里
‎都有不法之徒在押注玩宝宝冰壶比赛

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‎每个小镇都开始变得一模一样

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‎每张脸你都好像见过了无数次

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‎又一个会把你洗劫一空

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‎用抢到的钱买纳奈莫条
‎和番茄酱味薯片的加拿大人

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‎又一个把一盒通心粉和奶酪
‎称作“晚餐”的成人

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‎或许是因为吃猫的潜鸟不断俯冲而下

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‎但你总会有一种
‎被什么东西盯着的感觉

189
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‎这足以让一个宝宝想躺下
‎睡上一觉 直到一切都过去

190
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,470
‎但我却得找人

191
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:47,893
‎如果我要找在这一带失踪的人

192
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:52,606
‎就会找几个雪橇狗幼崽
‎请求加入它们的游戏

193
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‎很好 谢谢!哪...

194
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:58,987
‎再说一遍
‎我绝对不会找在这一带失踪的人

195
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‎因为重视自己生命的人

196
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:04,451
‎绝对不会有意加入它们的游戏

197
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,667
‎我想加入你们的游戏

198
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- ‎皮皮!
- JJ!提姆!

199
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,055
‎你怎么在这里?

200
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,975
‎我是来找你们的!你们怎么在这里?

201
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:32,646
‎我在离斯库卡姆查克三英里处
‎被一群小狗土匪抓了

202
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,565
‎4.8公里处!

203
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:37,234
‎几只哈士奇在弗林弗伦劫持了我

204
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:41,405
‎提姆在皮克尔克劳遭到伏击
‎但我们最后都到了这里

205
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‎你不该救我们的

206
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‎我甚至不希望
‎我童年最刻薄的理发师玩这个游戏

207
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‎什么游戏?

208
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:50,914
‎不!

209
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,709
‎要开始了!

210
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:04,011
‎拜托!你们又让她先来?

211
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:08,640
‎JJ比我们来得都久

212
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:13,020
‎目前已经逃过252个罐子了

213
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,022
‎它们想让我们做什么?

214
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,317
‎好了 我开!

215
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,495
‎腰果

216
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,999
‎开什么玩笑?
‎搞得这么紧张 就是打开一瓶腰果?

217
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:37,461
‎我手心的汗都可以洗车了!

218
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,797
‎好吧 小菜一碟!

219
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:52,225
‎祝你好运 新人 我还不知道你的名字

220
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:56,605
‎但我真希望把你搞笑的叫声
‎录进我的混音带里

221
00:14:56,605 --> 00:15:00,108
‎太好了!点子工厂奥布里又有办法了

222
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,736
‎我们要把所有缩小人都抓起来

223
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,280
‎也就是那些通过手术

224
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,366
‎变成婴儿的成年罪犯

225
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:10,661
‎我喜欢!那我们要怎么抓他们?

226
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:15,916
‎名列榜首的宝宝流行乐队大型演唱会
‎但是那个乐队就是我们!

227
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,292
‎我已经写好歌了!

228
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,795
‎哦 亲爱的 我要你

229
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:20,754
‎就写了这一句

230
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,674
‎想法非常棒
‎但目前我们没有足够的人

231
00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:27,552
‎组建一个完整的乐队

232
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,681
‎我理解你 做领导很难

233
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:34,518
‎我乐意做领导 我只是不喜欢孤独
‎我是善交际的宝宝

234
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:37,771
‎我一半的伙伴都失踪了
‎我都没法思考了

235
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:43,235
‎嗨 我是皮皮
‎我喜欢在人们睡着后玩他们的头发

236
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:45,237
‎但我偶尔也会提有用的建议

237
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:49,199
‎我是JJ 但别说我 介绍一下你吧

238
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,410
‎很高兴你们能来 队员们

239
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:56,289
‎我是西奥多天普顿
‎我的拳头上有蜜蜂!

240
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,960
‎我喜欢新鲜蜂巢的味道
‎但不知道商店是怎么做到的!

241
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,504
‎大自然为什么要让蜜蜂
‎长带刺的屁股?

242
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,048
‎奥布里!演得不错 但这不一定是

243
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,884
‎泰迪叔叔最有意义的经历

244
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,804
‎捅了马蜂窝 就会人尽皆知

245
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,140
‎奥布里 你真是天才!

246
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:17,519
‎她是完美演绎了蜂巢的事
‎但这就“天才”了?

247
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,522
‎我们可以让成人处理那些缩小人!

248
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,733
‎我们只需要让这件事传开

249
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,651
‎希梦思?我需要一些知识

250
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,486
‎-塔比莎?我要...
‎-我来了!

251
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:35,871
‎零食 蛇 零食 蛇

252
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,128
‎你没看到那个孩子已经受够了吗?

253
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:48,550
‎不要对它们大呼小叫!
‎它们只会加上更多可怕的罐子!

254
00:16:57,309 --> 00:17:00,771
‎开吧 皮皮!别让它们舒心!

255
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:09,237
‎倒霉的事发生到自己身上
‎就不好玩了

256
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,115
‎富人罪犯开始变成宝宝躲起来

257
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,076
‎是因为他们觉得是我开的头?

258
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,411
‎这不是唯一的原因

259
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,622
‎他们也不想受到惩罚

260
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:19,956
‎这都怪我

261
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:23,293
‎我们得逃出去
‎去帮蒂娜、塔比莎和宝贝企业!

262
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,837
‎我们一直在等着

263
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,882
‎有人说“我们必须逃出去”

264
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,801
‎最大的难题解决了 真棒!

265
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:31,885
‎你怎么阴阳怪气的?

266
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:32,969
‎我有权利这样!

267
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,726
‎我听见了!我开!

268
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,106
‎别再大呼小叫了!

269
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:49,402
‎狗老大先生
‎你的小狗感情受到伤害了吗?

270
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,739
‎老板

271
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,533
‎你以为这就能把我吓倒?

272
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:58,620
‎我就是从小被吓大的!来吧!

273
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,124
‎你想逞英雄?

274
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:05,961
‎请便!全部放上去!

275
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,301
‎你们都得了北境病!

276
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,804
‎那我们就疯狂起来吧!

277
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:17,639
‎动手!

278
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,276
‎你没事吧 格雷茨基纳?

279
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:33,905
‎只要没人碰这些山胡桃
‎我们就都没事!

280
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:36,992
‎你们知道这些坚果
‎在博布凯真黑市值多少钱吗?

281
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‎加拿大

282
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‎永远都不会变

283
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:43,165
‎我们得越过边境!

284
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,543
‎谁知道那些假宝宝罪犯
‎会造成什么破坏?

285
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:53,675
‎稳住 小姑娘 我保证
‎这跟坐着听董事会宝宝艾格尼丝

286
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:57,888
‎清300次嗓子比起来
‎简直是小巫见大巫

287
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,978
‎好吓人的阵容

288
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,191
‎开始吧!

289
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:28,835
‎等等 狼人 外星人
‎没有弗兰肯斯坦吗?

290
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:29,753
‎没有

291
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:36,218
‎有弗兰肯斯坦的怪物
‎弗兰肯斯坦是医生

292
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:40,180
‎所以弗兰肯斯坦的面具
‎只是一张普通人的脸

293
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,140
‎那里面有什么惊喜?

294
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:47,020
‎“适合敏感肌肤”
‎再见 尿不湿湿疹!

295
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,523
‎不要 请不要拿走那些尿不湿

296
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,946
‎给我全炸掉

297
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,783
‎-发生什么事了?
‎-怎么回事?

298
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,165
‎-发生什么事了?
‎-谁看见什么了吗?

299
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,625
‎快看 各位!

300
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:12,462
‎大家应该关注它才对!

301
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,214
‎可能有点夸张了

302
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:17,676
‎如果能帮我女儿早日退休
‎让我跳舞都行

303
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,345
‎快出来

304
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:26,685
‎我是玛莎克林克尔 为大家带来
‎《小镇上的克林克尔》特别节目

305
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:27,686
‎太好了!

306
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:32,857
‎几分钟前 我的社区
‎被一群戴面具的小流氓占领

307
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,985
‎举办街头狂欢

308
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:40,073
‎大眼妹 你们为什么要
‎破坏我们小镇的安静祥和?

309
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,617
‎原谅我们的戏剧性登场

310
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:45,245
‎我们只是普通的快递员

311
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:50,500
‎我们想告诉你们 找到了一批尿不湿
‎所以过于激动了!

312
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,835
‎太好了!

313
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,587
‎不!

314
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,392
‎太好了!

315
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:14,065
‎你竟然敢把我吊在廉价的玩意上!

316
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:17,068
‎你知道我的第五任丈夫是谁吗?

317
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:21,614
‎我要把你们这些
‎无知的郊区居民告到...天啊

318
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:28,538
‎那个宝宝说话了吗?

319
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:31,624
‎不!没什么不能理解的!

320
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,586
‎他们不是会说话的真宝宝 只是...

321
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:41,259
‎有更多成年逃犯
‎像西奥多天普顿那样躲起来了!

322
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:42,844
‎克林克尔抓住他们了!

323
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,305
‎你在开玩笑吗?

324
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,932
‎-罪犯?
‎-怎么没有人说过这件事?

325
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,935
‎-媒体呢?
‎-看到新闻了吗 班吉舅舅?

326
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,772
‎我无法确定或否定
‎我刚打开电视这件事

327
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:57,984
‎是谁告诉了媒体
‎整容罪犯宝宝的事?

328
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:01,529
‎这就是让成人处理成人坏人的下场

329
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,741
‎我就担心会这样

330
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:08,661
‎边境上都是等着抓我的特工

331
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,456
‎如果你被抓 肯定会坐牢

332
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,875
‎不能被抓的绝佳理由

333
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,388
‎我知道我应该监视周边环境

334
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:29,849
‎但这绝对是我见过最催眠的表演

335
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:33,019
‎那孩子很会跳舞 虽然动作很奇怪

336
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,771
‎上帝保佑美国...

337
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,107
‎怎么...

338
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:42,320
‎欢迎回到美国 天普顿先生

339
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,740
‎他是大家的宝宝

340
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:49,035
‎但现在政府却在追捕他

341
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:52,080
‎在大雪覆盖的加拿大森林

342
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,792
‎他必须像强壮的雪橇狗一样逃跑

343
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,795
‎西奥多天普顿

344
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:02,006
‎他凭借人民的力量战斗

345
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:05,176
‎西奥多天普顿 他顽强抵抗

346
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,970
‎宝贝老板

347
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:11,057
‎在国境以北

348
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