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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎老闆正在忙...

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‎寶寶?

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‎是的,瑪莎柯林克小姐

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‎我獲准確認

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‎幾位有錢的成年罪犯

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‎接受了希歐多爾天普頓所謂的

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‎選擇性整形手術

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‎-目前偽裝成寶寶
‎-寶寶

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‎但我們的聯邦探員已經著手調查

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‎只要一看到他們,就會盡快逮捕

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‎這些假裝的小重罪犯

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‎對,抓住他們,班吉叔叔

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‎縮水人不再是我們的問題了
‎愛寶寶指數回來了

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‎但你要怎麼找出這些
‎躲在嬰兒床裡的壞蛋?

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‎他們看起來有不一樣嗎?

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‎沒有,就跟正常的寶寶一樣

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‎所以任何嬰兒都可能是偽裝的罪犯

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‎顯然,我們不想引起恐慌...

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‎不,我們不想

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‎但如果我是普通市民

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‎我會看著我所見到的每個嬰兒

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‎心中盤算著這是一般寶寶
‎還是是他們其中一個?

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‎誰準備好看魔術了?

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‎寶寶派對?

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‎別傷害我,縮水壞蛋!

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‎意圖與目的的表面下

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‎危機四伏

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‎我懂為何51區要保密了

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‎真是老梗

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{\an8}‎前邊境市餐廳現在成了偵訊室

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{\an8}‎這裡不是保密的地方

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{\an8}‎是我們逼他們現身的地方

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{\an8}‎裝潢有其用途

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‎你們的偵訊室真不錯

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‎這裡待我不薄

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‎跟破壞家庭的人好好相處

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‎你準備好要說的時候,再告訴我們

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‎破壞家庭的人?
‎所以你破壞別人的家庭和樂?

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‎不

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{\an8}‎我破壞家

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{\an8}‎用我的推土機

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‎據說是如此

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‎我先說這位變態獄友是我的好朋友
‎我是小痞

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{\an8}‎我愛仇恨郵件、圖釘和各種閃電

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{\an8}‎告訴我你有逃脫計畫

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{\an8}‎我在想了

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{\an8}‎我們該讓這種事發生嗎?

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‎你有自己的推土機?

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‎我怎麼現在才認識你?

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‎小痞

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‎人真的會在最糟糕的地方
‎找到最好的榜樣

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‎晚點再寄明信片給他

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‎我們得擬定越獄計畫
‎我們這裡有什麼能利用的?

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‎嘿

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‎我要跟我的律師談

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‎還有我的房地產經紀人

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‎我出去之後要找房子

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‎電話在偵訊室的另一邊

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‎讓我們問你幾個問題
‎然後你就可以打一通電話

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‎一通

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‎我會打給我的房地產經紀人
‎叫他當個律師

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‎四通電話

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‎-老闆?
‎-我們每人只能打一通電話

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‎這樣就有四通電話了

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‎對,但我們得先通過偵訊室才可以打

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‎我在壓力下會崩潰

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‎我搞不好會說我才是破壞家庭的人

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‎你永遠不可能變成他!

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‎不,我可以的

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‎只要這些電話計畫得宜
‎就能製造足夠的混亂逃走

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‎我聽到“混亂”,我加入

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‎我只聽到我的老闆

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‎我加入

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‎怎樣?你知道我不想

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‎但我們還是得做

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‎所以趕快擬定計畫吧

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‎為什麼我們沒有派外勤小組
‎去摧毀這些假的嬰兒縮水人?

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‎派一整隊去太冒險了

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‎全鎮的人都對寶寶疑神疑鬼

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‎恐怕我現在要讓你們看的
‎會讓你們感覺更糟

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‎購物中心和水療中心廣告
‎的跛腳爵士樂

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‎什麼?不是

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‎-奧柏莉本來...
‎-我來了

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‎我超努力準備這次簡報

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‎因為我上次的簡報太可怕
‎讓大家又吐又怕

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‎抱歉,我會腦力激盪出十個點子
‎確保我永遠不會遲到

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‎一,公雞的DNA藥丸...

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‎二到十,把手錶調快五分鐘就行了

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‎我還以為我才是點子寶貝

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‎不客氣

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‎播放影片

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‎向各位動過昂貴手術
‎變身為嬰兒的罪犯

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‎問聲好

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‎等等,可以調整一下色調嗎?

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‎看看我,我看起來好憔悴

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‎那個聲音

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‎-他是...
‎-我們偷尿布的朋友

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‎你們都認識我

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‎羅斯提斯戴爾

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‎募集十億美元打造

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‎世界上第一輛可食用汽車

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‎我知道這是不可能的嗎?當然

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‎對他來說,或許不可能

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‎但那有阻止我靠謊言

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‎賺進大把鈔票嗎?

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‎沒有

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‎因為我是夢想家

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‎我想很想買恐龍骨頭,我也買了

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‎但今天,我有新的夢想

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‎讓我們所有縮小的逃犯
‎聚集在一起,組織起來

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‎現在讓我的報告搞笑
‎也會太可怕了嗎?

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‎天啊,辦公室生活真辛苦

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‎不,很棒的出發點,回到影片

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‎所以,請加入我吧

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‎特地為我們挑選的城鎮

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‎在這裡,探員找不到我們
‎沒有法律限制

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‎我們會建立一個寶寶帝國

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‎他們在組織?在這裡?

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‎恐怕是的

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‎妳為什麼這麼冷靜?

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‎你們以為我怎麼拿到這段影片的?

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‎我們有個內線寶寶

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‎露比,妳是我見過
‎最搞笑的海豚走私販

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‎我能說什麼?

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‎讓我想到海豚

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‎戴子假扮垃圾車偽造者查斯拉格納斯
‎成功滲入這個團體

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‎他想打入羅斯提斯戴爾的內部圈子裡

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‎如果他能接近,我們可以設計
‎讓羅斯被聯邦探員抓走

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‎當他們的老大走了
‎寶寶犯罪集團就會瓦解

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‎我還想要吃

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‎我再去拿一個

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‎你確定不要我先嗎?
‎我是最弱的一環也是最不會說謊的人

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‎這是策略遊戲,天普頓

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‎任何優秀的棒球經理人
‎都不會讓弱的球員開場

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‎一開始就要穩操勝券

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‎你呢?

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‎你會搞破壞嗎?

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‎小事

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‎坐墊堡壘、沙堡

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‎馬上回來

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‎小心,他有十個火箭筒

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‎趴下

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‎或一個都沒有

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‎我總是湊到最接近十的數字

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‎我可以開始偵訊,然後打電話了嗎?

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‎你這種人怎麼會對

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‎希歐多爾天普頓
‎這樣的罪犯有用處呢?

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‎你會開鎖嗎?

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‎騎逃跑的馬球小馬嗎?

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‎我的名字很好拼,好像在說痞痞一樣

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‎你知道黑洞嗎?

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‎妳能造個句嗎?

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‎小痞要不告訴我

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‎要不就掉進虛無的世界

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‎像是黑洞裡的光

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‎酷喔

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‎一切都從我買了第一台推土機開始...

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‎別說了

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‎這是家庭破壞者

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‎我從小東西開始破壞

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‎倉庫、螃蟹屋,但我想要更多

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‎我想要破壞家

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‎像是史密斯湖的房子?七月?

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‎七月?感覺像昨天的事

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‎我可以看嗎?

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‎推倒,推倒它

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‎用手推倒,老派的推法

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‎重建後再推倒一次

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‎讓他打電話

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‎我欠某人一個道歉

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‎政府很遺憾指控你破壞家庭

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‎請收下這個,放棄公平的法律和解

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‎請接受這個

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‎我要拆了你的房子

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‎好,小痞成功能打電話了

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‎去得分吧

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‎警官先生,可以偵訊我
‎讓我打電話嗎?

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‎膽識過人,是吧?

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‎好吧,狠角色

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‎我替妳準備了房間

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‎她不會有事吧?

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‎別被她的“唉唷”魅力騙了

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‎那個寶寶是專業行政助理

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‎如果他們想嚇她吐露秘密

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‎光靠他們在那個房間裡策劃的

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‎太空恐怖事件是不夠的

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‎太空船上有狗

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‎這是我去過最棒的地方

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‎我們現在是最好的朋友了

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‎國稅局沒收我的鼓時,我很難過

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‎但他們就是不懂

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‎世界就是老傑洛麥金塔的一套鼓

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‎沒錯

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‎你好嗎?

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‎連身褲少穿了一個扣子
‎尿布還是別露給大家看吧

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‎我要行動了

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‎跟羅斯提斯戴爾打好關係

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‎成為他的第二把交椅行動

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‎以進行大寶寶推人大拯救

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‎即將進入最高潮

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‎我對這個計畫不熟
‎但我喜歡這行動名稱

203
00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:31,905
‎幸會

204
00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,744
‎清湯和無記名債券...

205
00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,120
‎不好意思

206
00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,539
‎我們都想跟他面談

207
00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:41,957
‎抱歉,朋友

208
00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:45,919
‎爸爸總是說我的手肘像棒球棍

209
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,172
‎藍領罪犯

210
00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:51,008
‎把頭低下,掃描行動條碼

211
00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:54,303
‎把你們的加密貨幣
‎轉到我的數位錢包

212
00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,430
‎看吧?我又搶了一間銀行

213
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,973
‎現今就是這麼簡單

214
00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:00,976
‎不好意思,羅斯提斯戴爾先生?

215
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,394
‎嘿,你在...?

216
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,313
‎天啊

217
00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:06,649
‎我有好多可以學的

218
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:09,026
‎我覺得...

219
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,319
‎不,怎麼回事?

220
00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:13,656
‎羅斯身上一定有干擾監視的超級磁鐵

221
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:16,408
‎疑神疑鬼的億萬富翁最愛了

222
00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,661
‎他要開始行動了

223
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,245
‎我們不能失去聯繫

224
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,831
‎收到,摧毀超級磁鐵

225
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,959
‎完了

226
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,712
‎把她弄出來,任務中止

227
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,050
‎不

228
00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,891
‎那個敗類差點推了我一把

229
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,851
‎妳救了我

230
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:46,522
‎-我只是想...
‎-妳是誰?

231
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:47,773
‎妳叫什麼名字?

232
00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,191
‎-奧柏莉?
‎-奧伯利

233
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:50,651
‎真魯莽

234
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,862
‎就像水肺潛水員氧氣筒裡只有的希望

235
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:57,533
‎正是我想找的大副

236
00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,035
‎我們一起走吧

237
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,370
‎你和我?

238
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,539
‎妳和我

239
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,335
‎太空船上的狗

240
00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,504
‎那麼,好朋友

241
00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,798
‎妳一直叫希歐多爾“老闆”

242
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,550
‎但提姆呢?

243
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:17,886
‎他在其中扮演什麼角色?

244
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:18,804
‎提姆?

245
00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:21,515
‎他就像是旅程中的爸爸

246
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,058
‎爸爸,真瘋狂

247
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,935
‎就是啊,對吧?

248
00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:27,980
‎他顯然不是我的親生爸爸

249
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,274
‎他開車到處跑,付錢買東西

250
00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:32,025
‎好像他有無止盡的錢

251
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,445
‎所以比較像是“教父”?

252
00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:36,113
‎沒錯

253
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,949
‎所以提姆才是真正的犯罪首腦

254
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,117
‎等等

255
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,118
‎不

256
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:45,330
‎你們用狗太空人引誘我
‎你們這些怪物

257
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,707
‎妳幫了大忙

258
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,876
‎妳可以打電話了

259
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,048
‎他們為什麼在耳語?跟我有關嗎?

260
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,550
‎好,換你了

261
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,010
‎提姆天普頓

262
00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:00,387
‎我聽到一些有趣的消息

263
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,849
‎拜託,別逼我跟妳說話,妳好可怕

264
00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:06,351
‎放輕鬆,你不用跟我說話

265
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,145
‎你要跟他說話

266
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,564
‎你該做惡夢了,教父

267
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,693
‎教父?

268
00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:17,613
‎我要狠狠關你

269
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:22,868
‎讓你的曾孫在2097年
‎去太空監獄看你

270
00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,912
‎在兩個國家經營犯罪集團

271
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:29,625
‎幫助已知的罪犯跨越邊界
‎包括破壞家庭的小痞

272
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:30,792
‎當然,好的

273
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:33,128
‎只要你別吼我,我什麼都招

274
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,922
‎告訴我實話

275
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:39,009
‎有個秘密組織
‎由會說話的商業寶貝所經營

276
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:41,845
‎你想玩遊戲,是吧,教父?

277
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:42,888
‎那是真的

278
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:47,017
‎-別告訴我弟...
‎-要我去拿挑圓片嗎?

279
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,978
‎你要我去拿我的挑圓片嗎?

280
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,773
‎我不知道該怎麼回答

281
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,566
‎剛接到停車場的電話

282
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,068
‎你的休旅車被拖吊了

283
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:57,110
‎蘿珊

284
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,988
‎我想你的偵訊結束了

285
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,448
‎去打電話吧

286
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,243
‎謝謝

287
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:05,911
‎妳得把她撤出來

288
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:06,828
‎現在不行

289
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,413
‎她是羅斯的親信

290
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,291
‎任務還是有效
‎只是換成奧柏莉的任務

291
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,209
‎奧柏莉?

292
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,002
‎她要怎麼繼續臥底?

293
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,379
‎太危險了

294
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,589
‎媽,幫我說句話

295
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:18,840
‎別把我扯進去

296
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,594
‎我來這裡是要盡量擠出時間
‎陪我的大忙人女兒

297
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:25,347
‎等到奧柏莉抓到羅斯
‎我就不會那麼忙了

298
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:30,143
‎這是我退休當普通寶寶的最快方式

299
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,812
‎泰貝莎,支持妳妹妹

300
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,231
‎妳剛說妳不會干涉

301
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:36,984
‎我上了好幾個月的
‎泰德叔叔企業戰鬥課

302
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:41,113
‎卻被困在家庭和寶寶的公司裡

303
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:45,617
‎我一直以為下一口會更好,但是沒有

304
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,665
‎你見過加拿大的同行亨利了

305
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,459
‎這就是妳的計畫?

306
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:58,797
‎妳保持距離,讓妳的熊來動手?

307
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:02,467
‎這些血管流的是普魯士血液

308
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,970
‎我的祖先最喜歡的一件事

309
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,764
‎就是在沒有觀眾的情況下跟熊打架

310
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,520
‎我們要跟他談條件

311
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,857
‎撤銷所有指控,清除你的紀錄

312
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:20,068
‎你接受條件,就能回到以前的生活

313
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,487
‎你明白我們的條件嗎?

314
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:30,913
‎(天普頓回來了)

315
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,172
‎別急,花俏的泰德

316
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,883
‎-你還沒聽到條件
‎-對喔

317
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,219
‎抱歉,我的條件是什麼?

318
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,889
‎帶我們去塞比爾德醫師

319
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,057
‎誰?

320
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,185
‎別跟政府玩捉迷藏

321
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,770
‎我沒有,我真的...

322
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,521
‎我們得讓醫生關門大吉

323
00:14:56,521 --> 00:15:00,233
‎免得有更多不肖商人變成嬰兒

324
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,319
‎所以我再問你一次

325
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,696
‎你會把塞比爾德醫生交出來嗎?

326
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,659
‎我猜那是整形醫生...

327
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:10,410
‎嘿,罪犯們

328
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,703
‎我是塞比爾德醫師

329
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:15,666
‎我找到把你們的骨頭
‎縮小成嬰兒尺寸的方法了

330
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:16,917
‎什麼?

331
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:20,253
‎我們需要他的真名、地址之類的

332
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,548
‎我真的很想接受這筆交易

333
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:27,803
‎但就說我沒有塞比爾德醫師
‎也能做到...

334
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:31,848
‎很難相信,畢竟你的
‎老董事會伙伴就是大客戶

335
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,934
‎但別問我怎麼辦到的

336
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,936
‎問他情況如何

337
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,105
‎暗網罪犯們,你們好嗎?

338
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,064
‎那是...?

339
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,650
‎我以前是犯罪的大人

340
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,235
‎後來我看了塞比爾德醫師

341
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:46,446
‎現在我以無嫌疑嬰兒的身分犯罪

342
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,031
‎太棒了

343
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,074
‎布萊利?

344
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,742
‎沒錯,兄弟們

345
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,453
‎我知道怎麼找到塞比爾德醫師

346
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,579
‎很扯吧?

347
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:57,040
‎陷害你盜用公款的人

348
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,501
‎現在是讓你重獲自由的關鍵

349
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,086
‎把絲瓜刷拿給我

350
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:05,924
‎來交易吧

351
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,010
‎在我跟我律師談過之後

352
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,179
‎喂?

353
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,432
‎去芝加哥找布萊利,但他現在是寶寶

354
00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:14,850
‎-泰德
‎-我可以去嗎?

355
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:17,644
‎大家都太善良了,我快死了

356
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,146
‎你找到提姆了嗎?

357
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,063
‎他沒事

358
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,941
‎我們芝加哥見等我打一通電話

359
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,403
‎完成越獄計畫後...芝加哥
‎去找布萊利

360
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,572
‎嘿,只能打一通電話

361
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,700
‎羅斯真正想要的是

362
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,619
‎一個不用應付一般嬰兒的藏身處

363
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,706
‎他們要接管小朱凡尼希店

364
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,332
‎妳確定嗎?

365
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,085
‎下午4點30分
‎當小朱凡尼希下午喝能量飲時

366
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:45,881
‎羅斯把整個計畫都告訴我了
‎我想我們現在是好朋友了?

367
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,299
‎是不是很扯?

368
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,216
‎對

369
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,135
‎真的很扯

370
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,219
‎好,太好了

371
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,804
‎我們可以收尾了

372
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,431
‎計畫是這樣的

373
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,059
‎首先,泰貝莎對班吉叔叔下手

374
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,811
‎讓他在4點40分到小朱尼凡希的店

375
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:03,398
‎誰是全世界我最喜歡的舅舅?

376
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,316
‎是我嗎?

377
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:06,902
‎妳爸的弟弟是逃犯...

378
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:09,529
‎我為舅舅外甥女的晚宴舞會買了衣服

379
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,574
‎你去小朱凡尼希的店去試穿你的吧

380
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,493
‎當幫派在4點30分抵達時...

381
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,244
‎抱歉,我們打烊了

382
00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:18,955
‎奧柏莉有10分鐘

383
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:22,000
‎在班吉出現前,把羅斯弄進更衣室

384
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,379
‎你必須試穿這件

385
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,507
‎妳把他鎖在裡面

386
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:32,928
‎然後妳和戴子在4點40分前離開

387
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,100
‎所有探員前往小朱尼凡希店

388
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,060
‎我找到犯罪寶寶的巢穴了

389
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,312
‎嘿,放我出去

390
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:47,275
‎羅斯出局後,他的縮水人帝國瓦解
‎一個接一個被消滅

391
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,735
‎真瀟灑...

392
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,613
‎好計畫

393
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:55,575
‎但那讓奧柏莉在
‎一群真正的成人罪犯身邊

394
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,662
‎只有10分鐘和一句阿諛奉承的話

395
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:01,790
‎為什麼大家一直懷疑這個發電機?

396
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,126
‎妳的執行長相信妳

397
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,586
‎那我也相信我自己

398
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,631
‎你怎麼會沒照自己計畫
‎打最後一通電話?

399
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:12,926
‎我被自由分心了
‎任何人都可能遇到這種事

400
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,177
‎破壞家庭的人不會

401
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:19,266
‎我還沒機會跟他道別
‎結果我還得訂掃地機器人

402
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,642
‎沒有名字或地址

403
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:23,895
‎只寫了“謝謝你打掃街道”

404
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,897
‎真貼心

405
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,400
‎他們拿太空狗來對付我

406
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,195
‎我還設法惡作劇叫拖車救了提姆

407
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,489
‎蘿珊

408
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,158
‎我不認識那傢伙

409
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,368
‎他可能是個好人

410
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:39,286
‎他不是

411
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,453
‎他超壞的

412
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,622
‎什麼都別說,笨蛋

413
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:47,085
‎我的檔案說我是
‎變態的國際犯罪老大的教父

414
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,962
‎這全是你的錯

415
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,923
‎但那有阻止我打電話叫那個嗎?

416
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,304
‎哦,你可看見,透過一線曙光

417
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,389
‎我們對著什麼發出...

418
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,099
‎誰訂了唱歌電報?

419
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,602
‎那是美國的主題曲,菜鳥

420
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:07,105
‎站起來,眼睛盯著搖曳的旗子

421
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:10,609
‎火箭閃閃紅光,炸彈空中作響

422
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:14,196
‎你知道要把唱歌的電報

423
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,032
‎送到秘密偵訊機構有多難嗎?

424
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,658
‎對,我會解決的

425
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,618
‎怎麼解決?

426
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,786
‎我們已經讓他們興奮站起來

427
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:27,250
‎但沒有你的熱狗蘋果派推車
‎他們會注意到...

428
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,668
‎愚蠢的掃地機器人

429
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,671
‎你要幹嘛,放走這些罪犯嗎?

430
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:35,675
‎我會想到辦法的

431
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,843
‎趴下

432
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,764
‎我的精神老爸

433
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,349
‎你開推土機來了

434
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,976
‎-看吧?
‎-跟你無關吧?

435
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:48,230
‎-越獄了
‎-最老套的伎倆

436
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,442
‎謝謝

437
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:55,070
‎你不只是破壞別人家庭
‎還是救命恩人

438
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:59,157
‎現在又是該死的建築破壞王

439
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,169
‎抱歉,我們打烊了

440
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:13,088
‎手舉起來,笨蛋

441
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:15,048
‎不然我就毀了你的信用

442
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:18,677
‎讓你連保齡球鞋都租不起

443
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:21,805
‎你一定要試穿這件

444
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,390
‎小羊駝毛?

445
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,766
‎真不錯

446
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:25,976
‎沒有畫面嗎?

447
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:29,771
‎我做了一個裝置
‎來抵銷羅斯干擾訊號的磁鐵

448
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:33,483
‎結果它也會引爆地球上每座火山

449
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,444
‎所以我們把螢幕裝在鞋盒裡

450
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,904
‎聽到了嗎,國稅局?

451
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,490
‎我的節奏感拿不回來了

452
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,574
‎試試看

453
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,743
‎好吧,如果妳堅持的話

454
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,120
‎妳做得很好

455
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,121
‎謝謝

456
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:48,957
‎4點43分?

457
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:52,961
‎我們花太多時間了
‎聯邦探員會來抓我們

458
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,797
‎是聯邦探員,他們真的來了

459
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:58,967
‎-我不能待在這裡
‎-我們該怎麼辦?

460
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,179
‎糟糕,我叫她把手錶調快五分鐘

461
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,597
‎他們得離開

462
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,558
‎我不要坐牢

463
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,476
‎他們不知道我們是誰

464
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,729
‎表現得像一般寶寶

465
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:14,190
‎他們沒有真的在這裡
‎除非他們真的來這裡

466
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,193
‎我們用詞要精確,好嗎,寶拉?

467
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,111
‎(歡迎)

468
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,952
‎有很多單獨來的嬰兒顧客嗎?

469
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:30,665
‎對,他們的父母在外面等

470
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,501
‎去吧,回去找你們的爸爸媽媽

471
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,337
‎計畫要失敗了,老闆

472
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,504
‎羅斯要逃走了

473
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:39,632
‎不可以,這可能是我們唯一的機會

474
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,593
‎我招供

475
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:45,638
‎我或許看起來像個嬰兒
‎但從各方面來看

476
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,766
‎我是個罪犯

477
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:51,936
‎正確說法是“意圖與目的”

478
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,230
‎呼叫所有探員

479
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,024
‎發現兩名嬰兒罪犯

480
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:58,735
‎不需要支援,只是想炫耀一下

481
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:03,573
‎蒂娜?

482
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:04,908
‎我很抱歉

483
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:06,659
‎不,是我的錯

484
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,496
‎聽起來犯罪帝國要瓦解了

485
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,747
‎快離開...

486
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,750
‎奧柏莉怎麼知道聯邦探員要來?

487
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,543
‎不,奧柏莉,快跑

488
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:19,464
‎她得知突襲只有一個可能

489
00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:20,965
‎給我傳送小皮

490
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:24,177
‎奧柏莉跟我們不幸被捕的
‎羅斯提斯戴爾

491
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,930
‎有一樣的直覺領導能力

492
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:29,933
‎他們以前是好朋友

493
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,185
‎那為什麼要解散這個犯罪集團?

494
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:35,897
‎我們大可以把大副變成船長啊?

495
00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:36,898
‎可以這樣嗎?

496
00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:40,068
‎贊成新領導人奧柏莉的人,請說贊成

497
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,402
‎贊成

498
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,309
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