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‎NETFLIX 剧集

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‎老板正在忙...

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‎巴巴小镇
‎今天的巴巴小镇多么美好啊

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‎早 马特奥 花园怎么样了?

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‎今年冬天
‎我们会有吃不完的胡萝卜泥了!

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‎明天又是晴朗的一天
‎以上就是巴巴小镇的新闻

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‎你们都要去坐牢了!

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‎过来!

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‎我们之所以被称为联邦探员
‎是因为我们以恶人的灵魂为食!

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‎我们饿着肚子来了!

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‎抓住他们 小家伙们!

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‎伸张正义吧!

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‎你看不到那个场面有多糟糕吗?

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‎很显然 这只是演练

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{\an8}‎但我们可以在越过他们的界限后
‎的几分钟内把他们都抓住

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‎他们不过是一群宝宝

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{\an8}‎没错 宝宝

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{\an8}‎没人在乎他们是罪犯

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{\an8}‎公众看到的是我们残忍粗暴地

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{\an8}‎袭击游乐场的婴儿

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{\an8}‎-他们会讨厌我们的
‎-是吗?

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‎镇长正在电话上和我谈这件事

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‎我知道他会支持我的

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‎金宝镇长 我开免提了

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‎听着 平头哥们!

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{\an8}‎在我丈夫的小镇上
‎任何人都不能对宝宝下手

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‎你们是臭名昭著的联邦探员!

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‎你们没有能把那些罪犯
‎变成非宝宝的秘密实验室吗?

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‎除非找到那个把他们变成宝宝的医生

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‎目前我们尚未找到医生...

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‎西奥多天普顿为什么会来找我们?

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‎他到了以后
‎对他的联邦指控就会撤销

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‎老泰迪会交出这个医生
‎然后他就会走人

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‎他到了以后
‎对他的联邦指控就会撤销

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‎确实如此

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‎但如果你们不把我交给联邦探员

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‎我会让你们的胡子前所未有的茂密

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‎-成交!
‎-不行

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‎拜托!

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‎我给你们做了假宝宝手术
‎让你们逃脱了法律的制裁

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‎等等 我什么时候给你们做的手术?

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‎-我不记得你们
‎-我们找别的医生做的!

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‎第二段!

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‎他到了以后
‎他们必须解冻他的所有资产

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‎所有家庭都会为他狂欢
‎让他洗钞票浴

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‎他到了以后
‎他们必须解冻他的所有资产

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‎他到了以后

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‎联邦探员们!

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‎按照之前的约定
‎我把瑟贝尔德医生带来了

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‎我现在要求获得自由 谢谢

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‎天啊 谢谢你!

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‎因为我们陷入困境了

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‎什么主意都没有

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‎我们迄今为止的表现令当局和全国

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‎都很难堪

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‎我们可以谈条件了吗?

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‎你们要谈条件的对象不是我

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‎你们想要那个医生
‎就得和我无情的谈判官做个交易

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‎开门见山吧 联邦探员们

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‎用瑟贝尔德医生换取泰迪T无罪

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‎我们还会把这个贪污犯免费奉上

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‎你觉得你能抓住我?

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‎我比刚打过蜡的游艇码头还要滑溜

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‎-我们交易吧
‎-我也想做交易!

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‎我可以帮你们抓其他假宝宝整容医生

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‎真搞笑 你是那类人渣里唯一的庸医

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‎-你们确定?
‎-确定 我们是联邦探员

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‎我们得到了可靠到不行的情报

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‎但这就说明他们就是
‎真的会说话的宝宝!

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‎-你对他做了什么 你这个疯子?
‎-我?

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‎这是圈套!他刚毁了我们
‎阻止巴巴小镇的唯一办法!

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‎不是这样的

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‎提姆天普顿从来都不是那个干爹

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‎这一点是对的!

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‎幕后操纵者一直都是西奥多!

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‎太好了!

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‎夹住他们 宝贝!

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‎进巴巴小镇!

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‎快点!

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‎如果你们见到蒂娜
‎让她给我打电话!

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‎(欢迎来到巴巴小镇)

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‎让我进去!

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‎我们都很气愤 但不能进去

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‎那里是巴巴小镇

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‎不!我不接受这个结果

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‎我只差这么一点
‎就能找回以前的生活了

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‎我会想办法扭转这个局面的

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‎那就太棒了 小兄弟!

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‎我不知道你是否记得

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‎但我确实犯了他们认为你犯的事

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‎所以...

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‎是的 我记得!

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‎没有什么“我们” 你陷害了我!

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‎而你因为我陷害了你就想告发我

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‎所以我觉得
‎我们所有人的心都需要治愈

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‎来吧 抱一下

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‎-绝对有声音
‎-你也听到了 对吧?

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‎我从宝宝罪犯帝国的首领之位降为

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‎擅闯者围捕队队员的声音吗?

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‎没错 我经常听到

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‎现在又是哔哔声?

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‎注意警戒 擅闯者可能是机器人!

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‎科姆布奇时间 给我喝点?

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‎-什么?就...
‎-科姆布奇 兄弟!

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‎T医生给我们的
‎为了维持手术效果的药

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‎是特殊配方奶...
‎装在发光奶瓶里的?

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‎你知道确实如此!

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‎拜托 给布乖乖一些科姆布奇

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‎是紧急情况...哇 不!

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‎那边!

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‎该死 我像壁虎一样一丝不挂!

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‎非机器人擅闯者!

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‎抓住他!

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‎你在笑什么?

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‎我说过我会想办法扭转这个局面

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‎你知道缩小人把发光奶瓶装的
‎宝贝企业科姆布奇放在何处吗?

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‎他们正在从美乃滋城送出配方奶

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‎很好

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‎每个罪犯每48小时
‎就要喝一次特殊配方奶 和我一样

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‎我们切断他们的补给
‎他们就会变回成人

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‎那样我就有了讨价还价的筹码

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‎-喂?
‎-小塔比!

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‎告诉联邦探员
‎他们不需要瑟贝尔德医生了

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‎给我48小时

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‎我就会把这些小坏蛋们
‎变回健壮的大人

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‎要撤销对我的所有指控
‎具体细节你来谈

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‎48小时 我会谈判...嘿!

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‎你找到她了吗?我的宝宝还好吗?

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‎蒂娜 跟你妈妈打个招呼

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‎现在 铁面无私的正义才是我妈妈
‎她已经帮我掖好

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‎复仇的被子了

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‎她很好 我们会让她
‎尽快退休 成为普通宝宝的

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‎替我抱抱家里人!

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‎塔比莎会帮我们争取时间
‎我们去进攻那个仓库吧

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‎戴兹 呼叫宝贝企业部队

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‎我们做不到

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‎-监视器就在你手里啊
‎-告诉他残酷的真相

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‎好吧 你要解释一下那种声音还是...

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‎我们演练过了

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‎相信我 你们不会希望
‎宝贝企业的宝宝接近巴巴小镇的

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‎如果联邦探员过来

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‎他们会把缩小人和宝贝企业员工
‎一并抓走

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‎所有假宝宝罪犯都会变回成人

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‎但我们的人是
‎真正会说话的宝宝的事就会暴露

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‎人们就会崩溃!

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‎宝贝企业就会被曝光!

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‎政府科学家会开设一个宝宝研究机构

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‎他们会用射线照射我们

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‎让我们的大脑膨胀到溢出来

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‎我们的眼睛会发射舌头带电的青蛙

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‎攻击镇压我们的人

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‎所以我们才要找宝贝企业
‎马上呼叫他们!

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‎我以为你们在这里有地下抵抗组织

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‎是有!但只有我
‎我的不同身份和蒂娜

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‎-她现在非常邪恶
‎-阴险小人!

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‎我会把你的头发拧成图钉
‎并用它把画钉在墙上!

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‎你听到低沉的复仇式怒吼了吗?

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‎听到了 好奇怪

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‎把奥布里交给我!

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‎我会用沾满狗屎的台球杆戳你的后背

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‎躲猫猫!

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‎-不公平!
‎-嘿!专心点!

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‎我们得想办法攻进那个配方奶仓库

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‎48小时的谈判已经开始了!

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‎48小时?如果谈24小时呢?

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‎如果把你的24小时
‎放在你妈给你准备的午餐盒里呢?

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‎-我女儿说得真好!
‎-真狠!

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‎你能忘掉仇恨 帮我想想吗?

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‎报应永远不会忘记

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‎你们呢 有想法吗?

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‎我们试过了
‎但缩小人拥有所有优势:

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‎人数优势、戒备森严的位置

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‎的确 那我们有什么?

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‎如果我们做好了
‎就会有溢出的大脑和发射电蛙的眼睛

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‎我去通知宝贝企业

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‎不行 我们可以的
‎我们只需要好好想想!

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‎看着我的眼睛
‎求我把肚子里的怒气嗝出来

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‎不行

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‎蒂娜?你让我很难...蒂娜!

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‎-躲猫猫!
‎-别再这么做了!

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‎缩小人有个弱点!

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‎他们把自己变成了宝宝!

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‎他们有自己不知道的宝宝本能

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‎但我们知道 我们可以利用这一点

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‎我们只有五个人

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‎如果能增加几个人就好了
‎但宝贝企业的人不行

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‎而且只有宝宝才能进入巴巴小镇

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‎以前是宝贝企业的人呢?

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‎你说的是...

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‎谁也没说我们不能用特殊配方奶
‎组建自己的部队

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‎找到他们 把他们变成宝宝
‎尽快把他们带过来

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‎你们俩也是
‎我需要此名单上的所有人

193
00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,894
‎房车广告里的那个傻瓜?

194
00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:03,854
‎尤其是那个傻瓜

195
00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:07,358
‎-情况如何?
‎-差不多了

196
00:10:07,358 --> 00:10:09,652
‎他们已经叫来最高谈判代表了

197
00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:15,866
‎你想抓宝宝
‎还是想像宝宝一样哭鼻子?

198
00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,701
‎离交易仍有48小时

199
00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:23,332
‎-太不可思议了!
‎-是泰迪舅舅教你的吗?

200
00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:27,419
‎他有帮忙 但主要是因为
‎你们让我自己解决问题

201
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:30,464
‎找到我喜欢做的事
‎你们是最好的父母 谢谢!

202
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,965
‎再来一局!

203
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,217
‎我能打败她的!

204
00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:34,510
‎我也不喜欢这样

205
00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:39,264
‎但这是我们拿下巴巴小镇
‎又不会显得太野蛮的唯一办法

206
00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:42,893
‎-妈?
‎-我的小不点 你好吗?

207
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:46,021
‎-蒂娜呢?
‎-我不知道!

208
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,774
‎我们出发时
‎她就坐在她的安全座椅上

209
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:51,276
‎我肯定把她落在巴巴小镇了!

210
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:54,697
‎昨天吗?你多久才注意到...

211
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:57,116
‎我忙着把我的棒球帽冰淇淋碗

212
00:10:57,116 --> 00:10:59,451
‎埋在废物填埋场里保管时知道的

213
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,620
‎而且我不需要你的责怪!

214
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,830
‎我们得去救蒂娜!

215
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,499
‎我相信她的泰迪舅舅会照顾好她的

216
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:08,836
‎和你是一家人
‎但和我家没有直接关系的罪犯?

217
00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,880
‎巴巴小镇绑架宝宝事件

218
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,258
‎这就不一样了

219
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:24,977
‎有请 几年来第一次做回宝宝的...

220
00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:27,980
‎我妈妈和爸爸!

221
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,148
‎-老板!
‎-老板!

222
00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:32,776
‎金宝!史黛西!
‎很高兴看到你们俩做回宝宝!

223
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,736
‎不仅如此

224
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,114
‎我们都缩骨了!

225
00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:40,159
‎-三胞胎!
‎-不错!

226
00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:44,580
‎我期待着你们无情的报复

227
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:49,001
‎什么 你们保证过
‎这会是一次神圣的和平任务?

228
00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:52,337
‎闭嘴 巴斯基神父!
‎我喜欢她的气场!

229
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:56,216
‎非常感谢你能来 你...神圣的福音?

230
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,759
‎叫我史古特就好

231
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,101
‎我重新变成宝宝了 宝贝!

232
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,145
‎我还是只坐豪华轿车出行

233
00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:10,481
‎我这么成功 你们只有嫉妒的份

234
00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:12,191
‎超巨胖房车优惠推广人

235
00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:16,111
‎我的超巨胖折扣
‎会让你拥有自己的移动宫殿

236
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,655
‎别忘了使用“优惠!”折扣代码

237
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,491
‎小老板 你好吗?

238
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,161
‎被嫁祸几起犯罪 被流放到加拿大

239
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,412
‎被一头熊追过

240
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,539
‎哇 一头熊!

241
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:31,126
‎我认为他象征着我必须克服的

242
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,795
‎-所有挑战 为了...
‎-他是头真熊

243
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:42,054
‎珍宝天普顿?你和亨利联手了?

244
00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:43,055
‎为什么?

245
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:52,606
‎你们这么一解释 就完全说得通了

246
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,274
‎欢迎加入我们 亨利

247
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,319
‎这就去把
‎我们宝贝企业的配方奶抢回来吧

248
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,280
‎我们有一头作战熊?

249
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:05,452
‎更棒的是 我们有一群
‎知道如何做宝宝的宝宝

250
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:09,498
‎那些缩小人罪犯
‎要和专业人士玩拍蛋糕了

251
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,084
‎进攻!

252
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:18,507
‎嘿!

253
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:27,516
‎我以前没见过你们三个

254
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:30,269
‎你再也见不到我们了

255
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:34,273
‎什么?他们不见了!
‎这里被巫师入侵了吗?

256
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,317
‎你的鼻子没了!

257
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,945
‎我还有很多没闻过的味道!

258
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:42,864
‎-还给我!
‎-我要把这个卖了 买太妃糖!

259
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:48,078
‎我可以利用你的宝宝天性

260
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,164
‎又或许你可以使用我的大额折扣

261
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,792
‎买一辆家具齐全的公路海盗!

262
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:57,588
‎天啊!这些房车和白送差不多!

263
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,965
‎一辆可以住在里面的逃亡车!

264
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,217
‎这个感觉是在骗人 还跑题

265
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:07,014
‎这话留到周日布道时说吧
‎唱诗班少年 今天是来跳舞的

266
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,141
‎咕嘎 卡伊!

267
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:11,893
‎什么?

268
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,645
‎咕嘎 卡伊!

269
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,027
‎非常抱歉!为我的灵魂祈祷!

270
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:27,451
‎-骚乱是最好听的声音
‎-开始吧?

271
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,166
‎什么情况?

272
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,420
‎蒂娜 不要!按计划行事!

273
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:43,133
‎-你好啊 奥布里
‎-蒂娜!能见到你太开心了!

274
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:46,219
‎什么?不!我是黑天使...

275
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,846
‎这真是太神奇了

276
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,973
‎你总说我有奇思妙想

277
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,727
‎但我从未想过在我职业生涯的早期
‎就能经营一个帝国!

278
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,938
‎你偷了宝贝企业的配方奶!

279
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,649
‎我卖掉了宝贝企业的配方奶!

280
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:01,735
‎很抱歉我没告诉你
‎我想给你一个惊喜

281
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,821
‎-你开心吗?
‎-你毁了爱的指数!

282
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,406
‎我也被吓了一跳

283
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,451
‎但你一直告诉我要相信自己

284
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,328
‎现在有了这些钱

285
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,872
‎我想到了无数种想法
‎来提升爱的指数!

286
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:18,001
‎第一个:挠卫星...
‎等等 那边是什么情况?

287
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,296
‎那是一匹马在骑一头熊吗?

288
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:26,635
‎如果我们跟着它们
‎它们可能会让我们拿到房车的底价!

289
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:30,222
‎各位!拜托!
‎这显然是要把你们引开!

290
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:32,641
‎我的成年大脑知道那可能是真的

291
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,811
‎但我的宝宝大脑却忍不住反驳...

292
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:37,437
‎小马!

293
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,898
‎-熊!小马!
‎-我得去处理一下

294
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:43,151
‎这就是老板的生活 对吧?
‎但我真的很感谢你

295
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:46,446
‎没有你的支持 我是不可能做到的

296
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,949
‎快走 我们都安全了

297
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,576
‎配方奶的储备还真不少啊!

298
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:55,872
‎-可惜的是如果发生...
‎-大破坏派对!

299
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:56,873
‎耶!

300
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:11,596
‎来啊 老板 搞点破坏!

301
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,473
‎别想奥布里了

302
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,351
‎-你赢了!
‎-感觉不像是赢了

303
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:19,730
‎我搞砸了和妈妈的约定
‎来帮助奥布里这样的宝宝

304
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:24,484
‎却意外帮她
‎变成了一个出奇自信的超级反派

305
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,194
‎-孩子 对吧?
‎-你说什么?

306
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:30,282
‎你竭尽所能抚养他们
‎但谁知道他们会变成什么样?

307
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:34,453
‎不是大家都像我们这么幸运
‎能把小金宝培养得这么好

308
00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:37,456
‎妈妈

309
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:38,373
‎我懂

310
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:42,127
‎我儿子 苹果蒂
‎总是莫名其妙生我的气

311
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,546
‎因为你给他取名叫苹果蒂?

312
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:49,051
‎现在想想 是有这种可能
‎但我爱那个暴躁的小家伙

313
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:52,179
‎在我看来 这就是你真正长大的时候

314
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:56,600
‎你意识到并非所有事情都以你为主时

315
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,227
‎真是至理名言

316
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,522
‎我很确定这句话跟我毫无关系

317
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,440
‎什么?

318
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,984
‎你说你马上就能
‎帮我争取到48小时了!

319
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,235
‎当时是!

320
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:11,198
‎但后来外婆把这次入侵
‎改为拯救宝宝行动了

321
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:15,285
‎为了蒂娜天普顿!

322
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:21,333
‎-联邦探员要来了!
‎-我得喝瓶奶了!

323
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:24,086
‎告诉我那匹马
‎有没有什么惊人的表现 好吗?

324
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,338
‎有人擅闯美乃滋城!

325
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:28,090
‎堵住门!

326
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,551
‎-拿上我的传送奶嘴
‎-什么?

327
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,305
‎你曾是他们的头号逃犯
‎现在他们又认为你是宝宝绑架犯!

328
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,307
‎你比我们任何人都危险 拿着

329
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,226
‎-我们可以把你传送到任何地方
‎-不!

330
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:44,106
‎我不会再逃了
‎我要在这里抗争 自己一个人

331
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,690
‎-不行
‎-不要

332
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,692
‎因为我 你们才会惹上这个麻烦

333
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,821
‎别让我给你们招惹更多麻烦了

334
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:53,365
‎谁有传送奶嘴 就用吧

335
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,158
‎其他人从后门出去

336
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,953
‎我会应付缩小人
‎直到联邦探员来抓我们

337
00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:59,371
‎快走!

338
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:04,584
‎孤儿们有句老话
‎在我们给他们的村子挖井时...

339
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,879
‎知道了 你比我们更优秀 走吧!

340
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,301
‎我要一个人做这件事!

341
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,804
‎史黛西和金宝想给我人生建议

342
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,098
‎但我意外悟到了你的人生建议

343
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:23,019
‎你想知道成长的秘密吗?
‎并非所有的事都以你为主

344
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,605
‎所以我们看看还有谁有办法吧

345
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,702
‎那次演练表明 情况会比现在更混乱

346
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,540
‎-不!
‎-不!

347
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,838
‎所以 谁想做个交易?

348
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,798
‎喂 这个骗人的家伙是谁?

349
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,968
‎-她是...
‎-她是我的科姆布奇供应商

350
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,554
‎大家好 我是头号宝宝逃犯
‎泰迪天普顿

351
00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:01,308
‎如果你们想要更多
‎能让我们保持宝宝模样的东西

352
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:04,019
‎就得听她的

353
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:06,146
‎-你想要什么?
‎-你们这群人

354
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:09,524
‎我们要制造
‎足以让我们大部分人逃走的混乱

355
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:12,736
‎-联邦探员已经在巴巴小镇了
‎-什么?

356
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:17,073
‎我不能去白领监狱!
‎他们每天只会让你出来玩一次高尔夫

357
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,450
‎成交

358
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:25,916
‎-不会吧!
‎-太好了

359
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:30,795
‎我的天啊 你太聪明了!
‎我们现在可以收他们双倍的钱了!

360
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,215
‎-敬奥布里!
‎-敬奥布里!

361
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,720
‎研发部宝贝希梦思的主意

362
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,764
‎传送奶嘴奶瓶

363
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:43,266
‎-你欺骗了我!
‎-没错

364
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:47,520
‎怪我没有早点约束你
‎对不起 你被解雇了

365
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,275
‎欢迎加入小可爱!

366
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:55,570
‎在这里
‎被解雇的宝贝通过音乐学习如何

367
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,322
‎做个好宝宝!

368
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,617
‎不!

369
00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:04,913
‎我救了蒂娜天普顿

370
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,916
‎把你们的逃犯关进了安全的地方

371
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,001
‎但要48小时后才能去抓他们

372
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,462
‎-你有证据吗?
‎-出什么事了?

373
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,464
‎-经理!
‎-经理!

374
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,592
‎为什么这里的味道既像廉价的处方药

375
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,427
‎又像昂贵的汽油?

376
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,304
‎我们在加拿大!

377
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:22,389
‎快撤!

378
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:28,228
‎在接下来48小时内
‎谁都不许撤 好吗?

379
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,274
‎我代表政府

380
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:36,653
‎并按照与这一位
‎进行的艰难谈判的结果

381
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:40,991
‎我有义务为指控你贪污公款而道歉

382
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:43,243
‎那个人刚刚承认了此项罪名

383
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,412
‎兄弟 再过一会儿给我打电话!

384
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,081
‎我们去吃出狱大餐

385
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:52,585
‎那么 既然我的罪名撤销了
‎我还要参与这次围捕行动吗?

386
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:56,589
‎看你了 你还想让我们撤销你拒捕

387
00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,343
‎冒充欧洲皇室 非法越境

388
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,929
‎毁坏联邦调查局审讯场所

389
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:06,224
‎还有把加拿大
‎最凶狠的逃犯追踪者变成

390
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,893
‎与小马玩耍的和平分子的罪名吗?

391
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,520
‎想

392
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,314
‎给我一点时间?

393
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:19,654
‎谢谢你...

394
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:25,076
‎对不起 你知道我喜欢奉承
‎但我不希望把这件事变成我的功劳

395
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:28,079
‎或许 我们可以暂时这样?

396
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,379
‎回头见

397
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:48,350
‎看来我们得开车回家了
‎我们开联邦探员的越野车吧

398
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,309
‎-真棒!
‎-提姆!

399
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,727
‎他们欠我们的

400
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:56,066
‎现在只剩退休
‎不停地讲故事和拥抱了

401
00:21:56,066 --> 00:22:00,236
‎我准备好做你一直期盼的普通宝宝了

402
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,322
‎亲爱的...

403
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,990
‎非常抱歉

404
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,619
‎我只想要真实的你

405
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:10,455
‎等你准备好了 自然会退休的

406
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,582
‎谢谢你 妈妈

407
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:19,047
‎我不会放弃我信任的人

408
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,549
‎-所以 你来让我改邪归正?
‎-不是

409
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:25,095
‎改变与否 由你来决定
‎我选择在这里陪伴你

410
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,346
‎(《迷路的小猩猩》)

411
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:30,266
‎“小猩猩从未来过这片丛林

412
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,102
‎这太刺激了!

413
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:34,312
‎他想去每一个地方!

414
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:36,189
‎猩猩妈妈说‘小心点’

415
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:39,359
‎在丛林深处很容易迷路

416
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,278
‎但你总会找到我的”

417
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,309
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