1 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:16,391 {\an8}-Hold all my ca-- Whoa! -[laughing] 2 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:18,351 ♪ Boss Baby! ♪ 3 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,645 ♪ I'm the boss, dial in to the meeting ♪ 4 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,689 ♪ Everybody here? Please find your seating ♪ 5 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:24,899 ♪ While you teething I'm sinking my teeth in ♪ 6 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,277 ♪ First one to show So I can do all my greeting ♪ 7 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,487 ♪ Profits, payrolls, and pacifiers ♪ 8 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,823 ♪ I make friends! I love you, you're hired! ♪ 9 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:34,325 ♪ So come on And raise your juice boxes skyward! ♪ 10 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:36,327 ♪ Boss babies until we retire! ♪ 11 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,288 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪ 12 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,749 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪ 13 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:43,001 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ Can a baby get a witness? ♪ 14 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,044 ♪ Grab a high chair ♪ 15 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:46,963 ♪ This the family business Boss baby ♪ 16 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:49,424 [fussing] 17 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:53,970 Just-- Legs in and relax your back. How do you even bend like that? 18 00:00:54,053 --> 00:00:57,182 -[screaming] -Honey! Baby! Muffin! 19 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:59,809 Three pet names in a row, Mommy's losing it! 20 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,645 Let her get some fresh air, kid, it's been two weeks. 21 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,814 -[JJ squeals] -What are you seeing? 22 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:08,860 Nothing, sorry! I'm just... New company, first mission! 23 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:10,612 Gotta stay focused, JJ. 24 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:14,032 On how we'll remember this day for the rest of our lives! 25 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:18,244 -[both squeal] -Okay! Okay! We will stay in! 26 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:20,538 No, she's trying to power through it! 27 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,707 Dez, have you made contact with Fussy Baby? 28 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:26,461 [Dez] Still waiting for an opportunity. But may I indulge in a personal aside? 29 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:27,629 Go for it. 30 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:30,715 {\an8}[Dez] I am, excuse me, very excited about all this. 31 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:33,301 {\an8}-I know, me too! -[both squeal] 32 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:37,764 Hey! We are in the middle of a tantrum-throwing hostage situation! 33 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,724 Are you both as giddy as I am? 34 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,392 [all squealing] 35 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:42,435 What kept you? 36 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:46,689 Brainstorming names for the new company with Tabitha and Bad Idea Baby. 37 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:50,151 I told you, "Heartdazzle Into Happiness Inc." HI-HI! Done. 38 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:54,322 Great! I'm gonna carve the name into our first mission celebration cake. 39 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:56,783 We are not calling the company "HI-HI." 40 00:01:56,866 --> 00:02:00,578 We should be calling it "National United Baby Resources Group," 41 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:03,623 but apparently, my co-CEO hates thinking big. 42 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:05,667 Who wants to work for "Nubrg"? 43 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,294 [Dez] Heads up, Mommy's back on her phone and scrolling. 44 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,130 No, stay off social media! 45 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:12,632 It's a false reality to make you feel bad 46 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:15,802 so you'll purchase things and vote against your own interests! 47 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:18,680 Update. She's not just scrolling, she's posting! 48 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:20,932 She's taking her baby frustrations public! 49 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:23,101 -What? -No! 50 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:24,185 What's she writing? 51 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,478 [Dez] I can't make it out, 52 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,398 but I see a lot of exclamation points and screaming emojis. 53 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:31,734 She's gonna lob a mommy-blog Molotov all over Baby Love, 54 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,236 on our company's first mission! 55 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:36,531 Dez, we have to open negotiations with that fussy baby! 56 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,284 -I think I can get them separated, but-- -Then do it! 57 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:40,618 [fussing] 58 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:47,542 [Dez] I am secretly alive, and every dream you've had about me is real. 59 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,627 [screams] 60 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:54,007 Lovey, sweetie? Mommy's gonna let you play while she locks herself in the bathroom 61 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:56,926 and screams into the hand towels for a few minutes, okay? 62 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,261 -[baby crying] -[door slams] 63 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,221 [muffled screaming] 64 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:04,100 [Dez] Fussy's free to talk, but he's not gonna wanna negotiate with me. 65 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:06,144 Gonna be a real shriek-show in there. 66 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:09,188 Simmons threw together some tantrum-defusing suits. 67 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,107 [upbeat music playing] 68 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,659 -What? What? -What? 69 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,662 -No. What? -What? 70 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,749 -Luxes. -What are you doing here? 71 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:30,793 Don't change your location or outfits before we make this call. 72 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:34,756 [Hilde] Look and say hello Nannycam No-Filter CEO Baby! 73 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:38,259 Yo, we got bunnies! Adorable. 74 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:43,014 [chuckles] Yeah, great to see you, but we're actually on a mission right now. 75 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:46,309 Did you two start your own Baby Love company? That's so cute! 76 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,519 -It's called "Heartdazzle Into-- -No, it's not. 77 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:49,479 [baby wails] 78 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:52,106 If that one's your client, you mind getting on it? 79 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:54,484 My new and improved field team-- 80 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:55,860 -Hi. -Hello. Us. 81 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,529 They're working a five-percenter birthday party next door. 82 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,240 We don't wanna harsh the vibes. 83 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:05,203 There's so much Baby Love we're actually required to have doctors standing by. 84 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:09,165 Anyway, no hard feelings for ruining my retirement from Baby Corp! 85 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:14,170 You're replaceable and I've forgotten you exist. Bye, bunnies! 86 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,798 Good luck with your shouty trash baby! 87 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,550 Fussy's mom still occupied? 88 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:22,428 [Dez] In the bathroom, typing. Sounds like you better hurry. 89 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:26,140 -Go send for the big gun, we're coming in. -[Dez] Deploying now, sir. 90 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:27,058 [window shatters] 91 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,063 Since when does he--? 92 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:35,858 [Dez] Italian marble, German-engineered propulsion system! 93 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,528 -[wails, then gasps] -[door opens] 94 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:42,865 Easy, Fussy. We're just two happy bunnies, here to help. 95 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,034 But you gotta help us out too. 96 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,620 You've had Mommy cooped up for two weeks. 97 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:51,124 What's it gonna take for you to let her see daylight again? 98 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,084 [babbles] 99 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:55,336 Stuffed plushy and a warm bottle. 100 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:02,051 See how easy it is for all of us to get everything we want? 101 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,512 -[doorbell chimes] -[mom] Human contact! I'm coming! 102 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:07,557 [Boss Baby] Big gun's here. You did real good, kid. 103 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,936 Hello, ma'am. Professional babysitter. At your service. 104 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:15,106 Are you real? Don't answer that, I'm desperate! 105 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:16,983 -[wails] -He needs me. 106 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:19,444 No, ma'am. Please. I can handle him. 107 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:21,779 Ma'am. Trust the professionals. 108 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:28,578 You guys got a vacuum or a large fish tank filter? 109 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:31,956 -White noise might soothe him. -I'll try anything. 110 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,000 Hey, bub, we had a deal! 111 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,251 [babbles] 112 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,421 Yes, I did say it was easy to get everything we want, 113 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:41,007 but that wasn't an invitation to gouge us! 114 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:41,966 [babbles] 115 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:45,720 Where would we even get a kiddie pool full of applesauce? 116 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:47,847 [fussing] 117 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:51,768 Get him what he wants! Kid's playing us like a public golf course. 118 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:55,563 Hang on. See how happy he looks with his grandpa? 119 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:57,982 Tabitha, you're worth every nickel 120 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:01,110 of your masterfully negotiated compensation package. 121 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,445 Cammy, tune up. 122 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:07,366 [Dez] She's typing. Gonna be posting that rant any second. 123 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,993 Grandpa ETA? 124 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:12,914 Give me a break! He's a couple towns away. But I put a rush on it. 125 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:14,832 [helicopter whirring] 126 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:17,960 [Dez] I feel one-upped. 127 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:22,006 -[Fussy wailing] -Where's my little tooting bean? 128 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:25,218 Dad? How did you...? Who cares how. 129 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:26,677 Can you watch the baby? 130 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:30,473 I gotta get a manicure, massage, haircut, groceries, jog, try on a dress, 131 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,683 put it on hold to have brunch with friends, 132 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,103 then remember the dress, go back and try it on 133 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:38,189 and realize I never liked it to begin with! I love you! 134 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,400 [babies cheering] 135 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,819 Take a bow! 136 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,987 -All right! -[Simmons] Whoa! 137 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,823 Let the baby world know, 138 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:50,284 Grinnygums Smileforce is open for business! 139 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,745 If you're gonna shoot down HI-HI, 140 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,373 I gotta use one of my million great backup company names! 141 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:59,293 We need a name that shows we may be small, but we're tenacious, 142 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:02,130 digging in deep until we hit the jackpot. 143 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:07,593 And that's why we call ourselves "Mosquitoswarm, LLC." 144 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:08,719 No. 145 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,805 This calls for cupcakes! 146 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:12,306 Yes, it does! 147 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:16,519 Only question is, double sprinkles? Or double double? 148 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,479 -[Amal] Tina... -Later, Amal. 149 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,649 -I'm ordering cupcakes. -[Amal] No, you're not. 150 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,234 We can't afford cupcakes. 151 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:26,737 Actually, we can't even afford to be having this conversation. 152 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:27,655 We're broke. 153 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:29,574 Broke? How? 154 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:33,494 That one mission completely wiped out our entire operating budget. 155 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:36,456 Flying marble bust? Tantrum-defusing bunny suits? 156 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,041 Grandpa helped himself to the snacks on that helicopter. 157 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,668 That's where they get you. 158 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:43,087 No, you're reading it wrong. 159 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,839 We just earned Baby Love. 160 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:47,133 But we still need money to operate. 161 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:49,218 Money? Ha! Who cares about money? 162 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,304 [gasps] You stop talking right now. 163 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:54,682 This business is about important stuff, not money! 164 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:58,102 You are invoking forces you cannot possibly comprehend! 165 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:00,855 It's nonsense. A thing mommies and daddies talk about 166 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:03,608 about when they wanna be sad or angry. Money is dumb. 167 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:05,485 Dolla-billa-mammon! 168 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:06,486 Wha...? 169 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,739 You wanna know what money is? It's possibility! 170 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,908 Because that's what money buys you. 171 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:15,369 See Bob over there? Bob makes hats. That's his job! 172 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,539 And when he sells them, what do you think he gets? 173 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:22,001 -[Tina] A shower of gross paper? -[Boss Baby] Possibility! 174 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:23,503 Look at Bob go! 175 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:27,089 He's turning that money into a new bike! Or Thai takeout! 176 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:31,135 Or a neon sign with a shark saying, "Where's the party, dudes?" 177 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,386 [chomping] 178 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:35,765 -[laughs] Thanks, money. -Wait! 179 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,559 So Bob has to work his hat-making butt off 180 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:42,772 just so some bozo can decide, "You get this many pieces of paper, Bob"? 181 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,608 And some other clown gets to decide how many papers it takes 182 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:48,319 to trade for a neon shark or food? 183 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:49,820 Yeah, you get it! 184 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,657 -Dumb. -[Tim] Uh, kids? 185 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:54,408 You got visitors. 186 00:08:56,452 --> 00:09:01,249 "Reclaiming property for lack of payment." They can do that? [yelps] 187 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:05,920 Hey! You can't take Dez! 188 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:10,091 [Dez] It's okay. I already changed into something more affordable. 189 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:11,592 Convinced yet? 190 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:16,347 Mommy! Daddy! Our company has no money, so we need you to give us a bunch! 191 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,143 Sorry, baby. Can't help you. 192 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,937 It breaks my number-one rule: 193 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:26,190 Don't mix money with family, unless you're prepared to lose both. 194 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,609 -This is different. -You know your Uncle Javi? 195 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:29,652 No. 196 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,487 Let that be a lesson to you. 197 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:35,741 Need I remind you, we are already providing lodging and workspace for-- 198 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,451 [Katja] You need more pudding cups. 199 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:41,122 Now I have to eat the good ice cream you hide in the back of the freezer. 200 00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:42,498 [Tim] Not the little carton! 201 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:46,669 No! Kids get the store-brand value tub. You're too small to know the difference! 202 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,087 Is she wearing my slippers? 203 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:51,591 We don't need much, just some seed money for launch. 204 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,593 A million or two, three at most. 205 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:59,390 Well, sorry to tell you girls, but your parents are cheapskates. 206 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:01,475 Simmons! How are the new monitors? 207 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:05,646 I stitched this together from some old electronics I found under the stairs. 208 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,189 [man] But I am not your brother. 209 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:11,193 I am undercover police but also the ghost of your former boyfriend. 210 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,530 You are under arrest. And I still love you! 211 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,448 I know! 212 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:16,866 How can Didier still love her 213 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:20,286 after she pushed him into that sinkhole at their wedding? 214 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:24,165 Sorry. Sometimes it gets interference from an Ivorian soap opera. 215 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:27,793 Let me know if Moussa went through with the brain transplant. 216 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,755 Thank you, Simmons! And if I know soap operas, he will. 217 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:31,839 [gasps] 218 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:34,008 All right, let's get some money. 219 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,385 What? How? You said it was super hard! 220 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,221 Only because I didn't wanna make this call. 221 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,891 Benny? I need transport for two. 222 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,018 [enchanting music playing] 223 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:47,647 Welcome to the first and only baby bank! 224 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:51,817 Converting love into dollars for who knows how many generations. 225 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,070 Wow. Why is it underwater? 226 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,155 What did you think "offshore banking" meant? 227 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:57,782 -[train whistle blows] -Oh! 228 00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:02,244 Is that a choo-choo? Can we ride? Let's get front row! Are those lollipops? 229 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,121 Why didn't we come here first? 230 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,624 -[kittens meowing] -Are you serious? 231 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,542 We had to do all this runaround 232 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,711 because you didn't wanna bank with kittens? 233 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:14,006 Oh, no, cats are uniquely suited to working in finance. 234 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:18,010 Finicky about the details, and not an ounce of pity in their souls. 235 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,807 [groans] I was hoping to avoid... 236 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,475 Ooh! Boss Baby! 237 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,269 And this must be the Tina Templeton! 238 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,147 Banker Baby Benny, here's my hand, you know what to do! 239 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,650 I love this color. I wish everything was this color. 240 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,111 -What are we doing today? -We need money! 241 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,363 -Yes. A small-- -Business loan. Jinx! 242 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:38,739 I figured as much. 243 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,783 Heard about your exit from Baby Corp. 244 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,160 [mimics explosions and crashing] 245 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,871 So, what's the new shingle, my dingles? 246 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:50,167 Still generating Baby Love, but instead of cashing in on the most loved babies-- 247 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,336 -[whistle blows] -[laughs] Choo-choo! 248 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,254 Carry on. 249 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:56,424 Our company is interested in cornering a different market. 250 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,134 Hold on just one sec. 251 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,470 Mr. Tigglesnooks, I'm gonna need you to reschedule my 4:00 p.m. burping. 252 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,180 [burps] Nope, just cancel. 253 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:08,686 Uh, yes, see, our company will focus on the babies Baby Corp ignores, 254 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:09,979 the hardest ones. 255 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:15,234 A business built entirely on a bunch of Tantrum Tysons and Drooly Julies? 256 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,570 [laughing] 257 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,906 Hmm. Could work. Does this company have a name? 258 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,617 -Sunshine Businesski! -Parvulus Worldwide. 259 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,412 You're throwing a bunch of consonants together! 260 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:29,039 -Pick a hand. -That's only one hand. 261 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:32,334 Then it should be easy. I'll make it even easier. It's money. 262 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,794 You're giving us money? 263 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:37,756 Your pitch was terrible. Worst I've heard in a rash and a half. 264 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,177 But I know how much love you two used to bring in back in the day. 265 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:45,931 And a baby doesn't get an office this close to the train without taking risks. 266 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:49,602 -[gasps] Gross paper! -Ten dollars? 267 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:54,023 Use this to prove you're a viable, Baby-Love booming business. 268 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,483 Then you get the loan. 269 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,944 -And you better impress me-- Shiny train! -[whistle blows] 270 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:05,117 I say we buy more pencils. Chip keeps snapping mine. 271 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:09,622 Every pencil I break in half is two I can sell on the black market! 272 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,540 We're still paying me, right? 273 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,418 Because I love this job, but I'm not lowering my quote. 274 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,754 -We'll pay you in stock options. -Deal! 275 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,632 It's like imaginary future money. 276 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,593 [groans] This just gets dumber and dumber. 277 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:26,847 We need to use this to show who we are, by helping a difficult baby. 278 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,975 Shoplifter Baby? Always throwing stuff in the cart. 279 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,852 -Love that guy. -Headbutt Baby! 280 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,188 We turn his head into an actual butt, 281 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:37,399 it'll be softer and we wouldn't even have to change the name. 282 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,735 To wow Benny, it's gotta be flashy. 283 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:42,738 -Who's the most hated baby in town? -[pencil snaps] 284 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,448 -[Buddy groans] -Cathy. 285 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,992 [indistinct chatter] 286 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,662 [chatter stops] 287 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,916 You stink, Cathy! 288 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,628 Sorry. It's just hard being so close to evil. 289 00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,796 What am I missing? 290 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,465 It's okay, I got this one. 291 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,134 It all started on Cathy's birthday. 292 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:08,013 Picnic, party hats, even balloons with her face on them. 293 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:11,308 It was the best first birthday Cathy ever had. 294 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,562 But it was about to go up in smoke. 295 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,148 -See, it wasn't just Cathy's birthday. -Why? 296 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,402 It was game seven of the finals. 297 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,154 [Tabitha] We played so hard and this was gonna be our year. 298 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,574 -It's not fair! -[crowd booing] 299 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,743 -That baby's a loser! -[man] She ruined everything! 300 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,537 That's awful. 301 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,623 -So who won the game? -Do not ask! 302 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,418 The whole town refused to find out. 303 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,253 What? That's ridiculous! 304 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:43,382 What's worse, we lost, or we won but no one could watch the victory? 305 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,217 It's a lose-lose, man! 306 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:48,387 It's public knowledge! Look, I found a recap. [yells] 307 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,932 -You just broke your own phone. -I'll take it out of my stock options. 308 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:59,773 How much does it cost to have an airplane write "Cathy's really sorry" with clouds? 309 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,442 This is beyond apologies. 310 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:04,778 Sports fans aren't exactly rational. Right, Tabitha? 311 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,488 I stand by my actions. 312 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:10,200 The way the town sees it, Cathy stole something, and they want it back. 313 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,953 [Dez] But what's been stolen here can't be given back. 314 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,290 -It's a conundrum. -Wait, can't we give it back? 315 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,875 Never give it back! 316 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:21,003 Sorry, standard policy. What are you pitching? 317 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,379 We do the game over! 318 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:26,467 I mean, need I remind you all, we have ten dollars. 319 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,470 Uh, staging a major sporting event could cost upwards of-- 320 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:30,888 Wait a minute. Yes! 321 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,766 No fans in town saw how it turned out anyway, right? 322 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,726 We'll give all the credit to Cathy! 323 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:38,270 She'll go from abhorred to adored. 324 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,229 [Boss Baby] Nice. 325 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,982 Am I the only one who sees how insane this is? 326 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:45,486 We can't recreate a national sporting event for ten bucks! 327 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,613 Have you seen the team we have here? 328 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:52,034 Tabitha, who once traded up a pen cap for an electric scooter? 329 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,494 I am pretty good. 330 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:57,081 Cammy, who chartered a helicopter in the middle of a suburb 331 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,583 faster than it takes to deliver a pizza? 332 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,377 Me, who once talked a golf buddy 333 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:05,089 into opening an island theme park where dinosaurs get brought back to-- 334 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,466 Great story. Point is, sure, it's impossible. 335 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,219 But we do impossible. 336 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,428 -Yeah! -Yeah! 337 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,638 [baby] Let's do it! 338 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,931 [Dez] For Cathy. 339 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:14,974 For Cathy. 340 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,434 -Yeah! -For Cathy. 341 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,853 [toy] Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown! 342 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:23,482 -What do you mean this is all we got? -We only had ten bucks! 343 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,401 And don't forget about Chet! 344 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,570 He's athletic and he'll do any job for $2. 345 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,116 [grunts] Hey, goose. How much you think I can dead lift? 346 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,993 But our beautiful speech! 347 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,328 What happened to all that inspiration? 348 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,081 Well, marketing's had quite a day. 349 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:43,669 Everyone smile 'cause we're gonna be on TV! 350 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:44,628 Oh, no. 351 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:49,008 [Bad Idea Baby] And I made sure the whole town knows 352 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,927 this is all thanks to Cathy. 353 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,972 [dramatic music playing] 354 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,266 We need to call this off right now. 355 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,227 M-O-N-E-Y. Benny is a cheering guy! 356 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,855 -Why is Benny here? -I sent him VIP tix. 357 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:03,981 Box seats! 358 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:07,359 Can't wait to see what you two do with my money. So exciting! 359 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,987 You pick today to be good at your job? 360 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,489 Warning for our more sensitive viewers, 361 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:16,785 the following story contains graphic descriptions of an atrocious baby. 362 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:22,249 Ever since our game-seven experience was devastated by local miscreant Cathy, 363 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:26,837 the question on everyone's mind has been, "Can we throw a baby in jail?" 364 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,299 We gotta cover this up! Somebody get rid of the goose! 365 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,550 [honking] 366 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,844 No, I didn't mean it sinisterly! 367 00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,431 Oh, head start, goose? 368 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,558 [scoffs] I think not. 369 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,518 In a baffling new development, 370 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:45,856 it appears we have a gentleman on a literal wild goose chase. 371 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,691 Is Cathy mocking us? 372 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,194 -You be the judge. -What is this? 373 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:56,158 [Bad Idea Baby] And remember, today's event is brought to you by Cathy. 374 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,243 -[all booing] -[woman] Not Cathy again! 375 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:03,082 So, Cathy, any comments on why you love to torture this town? 376 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,793 Marsha's out for blood and another Peabody Award. 377 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,252 Get Cathy out of there. 378 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,838 Do you daydream of ruining people's nights, 379 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,591 and night-dream of ruining their days? 380 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:15,886 Well, at least that baby in the background's cute. 381 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,847 Bystander Baby? [gasps] They wouldn't! 382 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,432 Hi. Hello. 383 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,976 Oh, good afternoon. For us. 384 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,395 Not your Cathy. [chuckles] 385 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,857 Did you put your five-percenter in our news coverage? 386 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,025 [Hilde] Yeah. 387 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,028 Do you know how many persons are watching this catastrophe? 388 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,321 Look at her numbers! 389 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:37,950 -[giggling] -Hey, Bystander! Hey! Hey! Shut it down! 390 00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:42,704 Yes. Yes. I'm happy to see you again too! Just bystand somewhere else! 391 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,873 How desperate would you say we are? 392 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,209 Do you see me begging a baby not to be cute? 393 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:51,296 You know how much the five-percenters always loved that Tina Templeton energy? 394 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,966 I bet if you talked to Bystander right now, 395 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:57,386 you could charm her away from Baby Corp to be our client. 396 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:01,557 Salvage at least a little Baby Love from this disaster, keep our company afloat... 397 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:06,353 And baby-wipe those smirks off the Luxes' European supermodel faces! 398 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:09,898 [Marsha] People are calling you "worse than an asphalt knee scrape." 399 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,275 Care to comment? 400 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,820 I know. You don't even have to say it. 401 00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,906 We started this business to help the hardest babies. 402 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,200 I just said I know! [groans] 403 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,244 Team Cathy to the bitter end. 404 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,996 [dramatic music playing] 405 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,415 -[honking] -[grunting] 406 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,504 You think you're better than me, tape? [grunts] 407 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:36,758 You thought we were worth the risk once, we're asking you to take that risk again. 408 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,927 -So, what do you say? Ten more-- -No! 409 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,264 You didn't even let me finish! It was gonna be dollars. 410 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,893 So close! Come on, move so I can see the action. 411 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,436 [Chet grunting] 412 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,687 You got this, man! 413 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,648 -Almost reached the corner. -Get him, tape! Beat old Chet. 414 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,610 He's only in this for the money! You've got the heart! 415 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,611 [man] Get up, Chet! 416 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,197 I mean, what is a "sporting event" anyway? 417 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:02,784 Just some contest with an uncertain outcome that people decide to care about. 418 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,621 -Really, it's as dumb as money-- -[shushing] 419 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:10,542 Quit while you're ahead. Dez, get some eyeballs on this dramatic contest. 420 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:14,379 -Come on, you stupid tape! -[Dez] Busted. 421 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,758 Yes, it's Cathy two, town zero-- 422 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,843 Whoa! Watch it, man. You're... 423 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:24,514 -[Chet grunting] Come on! -So close to grasping that tape. 424 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,184 And a big effort from the tape grabber. 425 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,895 But that sticky loop is really hanging on! 426 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:32,606 We have a barnstormer of a doozy here, folks. 427 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,776 Can man prevail? Or is it tape's lucky day? 428 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,903 -[remote clicks] -Hey. Wait. Go back. 429 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:41,198 [Marsha] He's trying through the legs. Inches away! 430 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,408 Oh, and he's down! 431 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,743 [grunting] 432 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,581 [cheering] Go, Chet! 433 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,918 He tries the spin-and-grab. Looks left. Looks right. 434 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:57,172 -Looks promising. Oh, no dice. -Come on, Chet, you hack! 435 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,467 -What do you got, pool noodle arms? -[girl] We love you, Chet! 436 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,928 Something big brewing here, sports fans. 437 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,305 -[dramatic music playing] -[grunts] 438 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:19,027 [grunting] 439 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,496 -[cheering] -Sweet Jiminy Jackson, he did it, folks! 440 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:33,166 -The strange man got the back tape! -Yeah! 441 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:37,838 Let me take a moment to thank the sponsor of today's event, Cathy! 442 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,632 You thought you hated her, but think again. 443 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:44,553 Cathy, how does it feel to be the most-loved baby in town? 444 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,434 What's this? Should I open it? 445 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:55,397 -We won game seven! -[all cheering] 446 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:03,071 Looks like loan approval for whatever we call ourselves. 447 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,325 We can stay untitled for now. That's our company. 448 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,534 [baby] Yeah, Cathy! 449 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,911 [giggling] 450 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,418 [suspenseful music playing] 451 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,006 Um, hey. 452 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:25,093 I hear you're the baby who can ruin other babies' lives for money? 453 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:29,723 Well, I got money and two babies I'm still pretty steamed at, 454 00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:32,059 so vengeance, please! 455 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:41,735 It would make me ever so happy. 456 00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:46,364 [theme music playing] 457 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,868 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 458 00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:52,120 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 459 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,122 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 460 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,127 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪ 461 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,671 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪ 462 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,424 ♪ Y'all heard the story But you know what the twist is? ♪ 463 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,385 ♪ Welcome to the family business Boss baby ♪