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{\an8}-Hold all my ca-- Whoa!
-[laughing]
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♪ Boss Baby! ♪
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♪ I'm the boss, dial in to the meeting ♪
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♪ Everybody here?
Please find your seating ♪
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♪ While you teething
I'm sinking my teeth in ♪
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♪ First one to show
So I can do all my greeting ♪
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♪ Profits, payrolls, and pacifiers ♪
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♪ I make friends!
I love you, you're hired! ♪
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♪ So come on
And raise your juice boxes skyward! ♪
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♪ Boss babies until we retire! ♪
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-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪
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-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪
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-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ Can a baby get a witness? ♪
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♪ Grab a high chair ♪
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♪ This the family business
Boss baby ♪
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[fussing]
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Just-- Legs in and relax your back.
How do you even bend like that?
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-[screaming]
-Honey! Baby! Muffin!
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Three pet names in a row,
Mommy's losing it!
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Let her get some fresh air, kid,
it's been two weeks.
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-[JJ squeals]
-What are you seeing?
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Nothing, sorry! I'm just...
New company, first mission!
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Gotta stay focused, JJ.
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On how we'll remember this day
for the rest of our lives!
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-[both squeal]
-Okay! Okay! We will stay in!
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No, she's trying to power through it!
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Dez, have you made contact
with Fussy Baby?
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[Dez] Still waiting for an opportunity.
But may I indulge in a personal aside?
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Go for it.
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{\an8}[Dez] I am, excuse me,
very excited about all this.
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{\an8}-I know, me too!
-[both squeal]
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Hey! We are in the middle
of a tantrum-throwing hostage situation!
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Are you both as giddy as I am?
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[all squealing]
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What kept you?
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Brainstorming names for the new company
with Tabitha and Bad Idea Baby.
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I told you, "Heartdazzle Into
Happiness Inc." HI-HI! Done.
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Great! I'm gonna carve the name
into our first mission celebration cake.
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We are not calling the company "HI-HI."
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We should be calling it
"National United Baby Resources Group,"
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but apparently,
my co-CEO hates thinking big.
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Who wants to work for "Nubrg"?
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[Dez] Heads up,
Mommy's back on her phone and scrolling.
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No, stay off social media!
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It's a false reality to make you feel bad
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so you'll purchase things
and vote against your own interests!
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Update. She's not just scrolling,
she's posting!
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She's taking her baby frustrations public!
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-What?
-No!
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What's she writing?
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[Dez] I can't make it out,
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but I see a lot of exclamation points
and screaming emojis.
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She's gonna lob a mommy-blog Molotov
all over Baby Love,
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on our company's first mission!
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Dez, we have to open negotiations
with that fussy baby!
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-I think I can get them separated, but--
-Then do it!
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[fussing]
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[Dez] I am secretly alive, and every dream
you've had about me is real.
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[screams]
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Lovey, sweetie? Mommy's gonna let you play
while she locks herself in the bathroom
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and screams into the hand towels
for a few minutes, okay?
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-[baby crying]
-[door slams]
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[muffled screaming]
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[Dez] Fussy's free to talk, but he's not
gonna wanna negotiate with me.
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Gonna be a real shriek-show in there.
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Simmons threw together
some tantrum-defusing suits.
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[upbeat music playing]
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-What? What?
-What?
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-No. What?
-What?
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-Luxes.
-What are you doing here?
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Don't change your location or outfits
before we make this call.
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[Hilde] Look and say hello Nannycam
No-Filter CEO Baby!
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Yo, we got bunnies! Adorable.
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[chuckles] Yeah, great to see you,
but we're actually on a mission right now.
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Did you two start your own
Baby Love company? That's so cute!
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-It's called "Heartdazzle Into--
-No, it's not.
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[baby wails]
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If that one's your client,
you mind getting on it?
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My new and improved field team--
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-Hi.
-Hello. Us.
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They're working a five-percenter
birthday party next door.
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We don't wanna harsh the vibes.
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There's so much Baby Love we're actually
required to have doctors standing by.
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Anyway, no hard feelings for ruining
my retirement from Baby Corp!
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You're replaceable and
I've forgotten you exist. Bye, bunnies!
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Good luck with your shouty trash baby!
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Fussy's mom still occupied?
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[Dez] In the bathroom, typing.
Sounds like you better hurry.
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-Go send for the big gun, we're coming in.
-[Dez] Deploying now, sir.
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[window shatters]
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Since when does he--?
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[Dez] Italian marble,
German-engineered propulsion system!
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-[wails, then gasps]
-[door opens]
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Easy, Fussy. We're just two happy bunnies,
here to help.
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But you gotta help us out too.
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You've had Mommy cooped up for two weeks.
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What's it gonna take for you
to let her see daylight again?
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[babbles]
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Stuffed plushy and a warm bottle.
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See how easy it is for all of us
to get everything we want?
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-[doorbell chimes]
-[mom] Human contact! I'm coming!
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[Boss Baby]
Big gun's here. You did real good, kid.
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Hello, ma'am.
Professional babysitter. At your service.
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Are you real?
Don't answer that, I'm desperate!
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-[wails]
-He needs me.
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No, ma'am. Please. I can handle him.
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Ma'am. Trust the professionals.
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You guys got a vacuum
or a large fish tank filter?
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-White noise might soothe him.
-I'll try anything.
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Hey, bub, we had a deal!
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[babbles]
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Yes, I did say it was easy
to get everything we want,
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but that wasn't an invitation to gouge us!
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[babbles]
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Where would we even get a kiddie pool
full of applesauce?
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[fussing]
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Get him what he wants! Kid's playing
us like a public golf course.
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Hang on. See how happy
he looks with his grandpa?
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Tabitha, you're worth every nickel
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of your masterfully negotiated
compensation package.
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Cammy, tune up.
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[Dez] She's typing.
Gonna be posting that rant any second.
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Grandpa ETA?
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Give me a break! He's a couple towns away.
But I put a rush on it.
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[helicopter whirring]
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[Dez] I feel one-upped.
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-[Fussy wailing]
-Where's my little tooting bean?
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Dad? How did you...? Who cares how.
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Can you watch the baby?
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I gotta get a manicure, massage,
haircut, groceries, jog, try on a dress,
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put it on hold
to have brunch with friends,
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then remember the dress,
go back and try it on
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and realize I never liked it
to begin with! I love you!
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[babies cheering]
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Take a bow!
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-All right!
-[Simmons] Whoa!
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Let the baby world know,
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Grinnygums Smileforce
is open for business!
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If you're gonna shoot down HI-HI,
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I gotta use one of my million
great backup company names!
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We need a name that shows we may be small,
but we're tenacious,
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digging in deep until we hit the jackpot.
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And that's why we call ourselves
"Mosquitoswarm, LLC."
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No.
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This calls for cupcakes!
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Yes, it does!
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Only question is, double sprinkles?
Or double double?
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-[Amal] Tina...
-Later, Amal.
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-I'm ordering cupcakes.
-[Amal] No, you're not.
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We can't afford cupcakes.
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Actually, we can't even afford
to be having this conversation.
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We're broke.
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Broke? How?
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That one mission completely wiped out
our entire operating budget.
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Flying marble bust?
Tantrum-defusing bunny suits?
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Grandpa helped himself to the snacks
on that helicopter.
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That's where they get you.
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No, you're reading it wrong.
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We just earned Baby Love.
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But we still need money to operate.
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Money? Ha! Who cares about money?
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[gasps] You stop talking right now.
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This business is about important stuff,
not money!
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You are invoking forces
you cannot possibly comprehend!
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It's nonsense.
A thing mommies and daddies talk about
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about when they wanna be sad or angry.
Money is dumb.
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Dolla-billa-mammon!
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Wha...?
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You wanna know what money is?
It's possibility!
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Because that's what money buys you.
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See Bob over there?
Bob makes hats. That's his job!
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And when he sells them,
what do you think he gets?
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-[Tina] A shower of gross paper?
-[Boss Baby] Possibility!
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Look at Bob go!
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He's turning that money into a new bike!
Or Thai takeout!
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Or a neon sign with a shark saying,
"Where's the party, dudes?"
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[chomping]
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-[laughs] Thanks, money.
-Wait!
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So Bob has to work his hat-making butt off
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just so some bozo can decide,
"You get this many pieces of paper, Bob"?
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And some other clown gets to decide
how many papers it takes
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to trade for a neon shark or food?
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Yeah, you get it!
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-Dumb.
-[Tim] Uh, kids?
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You got visitors.
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"Reclaiming property for lack of payment."
They can do that? [yelps]
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Hey! You can't take Dez!
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[Dez] It's okay. I already changed
into something more affordable.
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Convinced yet?
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Mommy! Daddy! Our company has no money,
so we need you to give us a bunch!
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Sorry, baby. Can't help you.
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It breaks my number-one rule:
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Don't mix money with family,
unless you're prepared to lose both.
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-This is different.
-You know your Uncle Javi?
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No.
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Let that be a lesson to you.
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Need I remind you, we are already
providing lodging and workspace for--
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[Katja] You need more pudding cups.
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Now I have to eat the good ice cream
you hide in the back of the freezer.
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[Tim] Not the little carton!
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No! Kids get the store-brand value tub.
You're too small to know the difference!
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Is she wearing my slippers?
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We don't need much,
just some seed money for launch.
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A million or two, three at most.
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Well, sorry to tell you girls,
but your parents are cheapskates.
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Simmons! How are the new monitors?
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00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:05,646
I stitched this together from some old
electronics I found under the stairs.
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[man] But I am not your brother.
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I am undercover police but also
the ghost of your former boyfriend.
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You are under arrest.
And I still love you!
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I know!
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00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:16,866
How can Didier still love her
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after she pushed him into that sinkhole
at their wedding?
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Sorry. Sometimes it gets interference
from an Ivorian soap opera.
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Let me know if Moussa went through
with the brain transplant.
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Thank you, Simmons!
And if I know soap operas, he will.
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[gasps]
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All right, let's get some money.
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What? How? You said it was super hard!
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Only because
I didn't wanna make this call.
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Benny? I need transport for two.
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[enchanting music playing]
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Welcome to the first and only baby bank!
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Converting love into dollars
for who knows how many generations.
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Wow. Why is it underwater?
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What did you think
"offshore banking" meant?
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-[train whistle blows]
-Oh!
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Is that a choo-choo? Can we ride?
Let's get front row! Are those lollipops?
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Why didn't we come here first?
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-[kittens meowing]
-Are you serious?
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We had to do all this runaround
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because you didn't wanna bank
with kittens?
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Oh, no, cats are uniquely suited
to working in finance.
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Finicky about the details,
and not an ounce of pity in their souls.
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[groans] I was hoping to avoid...
236
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,475
Ooh! Boss Baby!
237
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,269
And this must be the Tina Templeton!
238
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,147
Banker Baby Benny, here's my hand,
you know what to do!
239
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,650
I love this color.
I wish everything was this color.
240
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,111
-What are we doing today?
-We need money!
241
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,363
-Yes. A small--
-Business loan. Jinx!
242
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:38,739
I figured as much.
243
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,783
Heard about your exit from Baby Corp.
244
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,160
[mimics explosions and crashing]
245
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,871
So, what's the new shingle, my dingles?
246
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:50,167
Still generating Baby Love, but instead
of cashing in on the most loved babies--
247
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,336
-[whistle blows]
-[laughs] Choo-choo!
248
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,254
Carry on.
249
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:56,424
Our company is interested
in cornering a different market.
250
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,134
Hold on just one sec.
251
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,470
Mr. Tigglesnooks, I'm gonna need you
to reschedule my 4:00 p.m. burping.
252
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,180
[burps] Nope, just cancel.
253
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:08,686
Uh, yes, see, our company will focus
on the babies Baby Corp ignores,
254
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:09,979
the hardest ones.
255
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:15,234
A business built entirely on a bunch of
Tantrum Tysons and Drooly Julies?
256
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,570
[laughing]
257
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,906
Hmm. Could work.
Does this company have a name?
258
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,617
-Sunshine Businesski!
-Parvulus Worldwide.
259
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,412
You're throwing a bunch
of consonants together!
260
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:29,039
-Pick a hand.
-That's only one hand.
261
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:32,334
Then it should be easy.
I'll make it even easier. It's money.
262
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,794
You're giving us money?
263
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:37,756
Your pitch was terrible.
Worst I've heard in a rash and a half.
264
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,177
But I know how much love you two
used to bring in back in the day.
265
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:45,931
And a baby doesn't get an office this
close to the train without taking risks.
266
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:49,602
-[gasps] Gross paper!
-Ten dollars?
267
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:54,023
Use this to prove you're a viable,
Baby-Love booming business.
268
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,483
Then you get the loan.
269
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,944
-And you better impress me-- Shiny train!
-[whistle blows]
270
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:05,117
I say we buy more pencils.
Chip keeps snapping mine.
271
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:09,622
Every pencil I break in half
is two I can sell on the black market!
272
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,540
We're still paying me, right?
273
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,418
Because I love this job,
but I'm not lowering my quote.
274
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,754
-We'll pay you in stock options.
-Deal!
275
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,632
It's like imaginary future money.
276
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,593
[groans] This just gets dumber and dumber.
277
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:26,847
We need to use this to show who we are,
by helping a difficult baby.
278
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,975
Shoplifter Baby?
Always throwing stuff in the cart.
279
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,852
-Love that guy.
-Headbutt Baby!
280
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,188
We turn his head into an actual butt,
281
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:37,399
it'll be softer and we wouldn't even have
to change the name.
282
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,735
To wow Benny, it's gotta be flashy.
283
00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:42,738
-Who's the most hated baby in town?
-[pencil snaps]
284
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,448
-[Buddy groans]
-Cathy.
285
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,992
[indistinct chatter]
286
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,662
[chatter stops]
287
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,916
You stink, Cathy!
288
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,628
Sorry. It's just hard
being so close to evil.
289
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,796
What am I missing?
290
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,465
It's okay, I got this one.
291
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,134
It all started on Cathy's birthday.
292
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:08,013
Picnic, party hats,
even balloons with her face on them.
293
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:11,308
It was the best first birthday
Cathy ever had.
294
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,562
But it was about to go up in smoke.
295
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,148
-See, it wasn't just Cathy's birthday.
-Why?
296
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,402
It was game seven of the finals.
297
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,154
[Tabitha] We played so hard
and this was gonna be our year.
298
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,574
-It's not fair!
-[crowd booing]
299
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,743
-That baby's a loser!
-[man] She ruined everything!
300
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,537
That's awful.
301
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,623
-So who won the game?
-Do not ask!
302
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,418
The whole town refused to find out.
303
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,253
What? That's ridiculous!
304
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:43,382
What's worse, we lost, or we won
but no one could watch the victory?
305
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,217
It's a lose-lose, man!
306
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:48,387
It's public knowledge!
Look, I found a recap. [yells]
307
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,932
-You just broke your own phone.
-I'll take it out of my stock options.
308
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:59,773
How much does it cost to have an airplane
write "Cathy's really sorry" with clouds?
309
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,442
This is beyond apologies.
310
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:04,778
Sports fans aren't exactly rational.
Right, Tabitha?
311
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,488
I stand by my actions.
312
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:10,200
The way the town sees it, Cathy stole
something, and they want it back.
313
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,953
[Dez] But what's been stolen here
can't be given back.
314
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,290
-It's a conundrum.
-Wait, can't we give it back?
315
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,875
Never give it back!
316
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:21,003
Sorry, standard policy.
What are you pitching?
317
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,379
We do the game over!
318
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:26,467
I mean, need I remind you all,
we have ten dollars.
319
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,470
Uh, staging a major sporting event
could cost upwards of--
320
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:30,888
Wait a minute. Yes!
321
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,766
No fans in town
saw how it turned out anyway, right?
322
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,726
We'll give all the credit to Cathy!
323
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:38,270
She'll go from abhorred to adored.
324
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,229
[Boss Baby] Nice.
325
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,982
Am I the only one
who sees how insane this is?
326
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:45,486
We can't recreate a national
sporting event for ten bucks!
327
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,613
Have you seen the team we have here?
328
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:52,034
Tabitha, who once traded up a pen cap
for an electric scooter?
329
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,494
I am pretty good.
330
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:57,081
Cammy, who chartered a helicopter
in the middle of a suburb
331
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,583
faster than it takes to deliver a pizza?
332
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,377
Me, who once talked a golf buddy
333
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:05,089
into opening an island theme park
where dinosaurs get brought back to--
334
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,466
Great story.
Point is, sure, it's impossible.
335
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,219
But we do impossible.
336
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,428
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
337
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,638
[baby] Let's do it!
338
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,931
[Dez] For Cathy.
339
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:14,974
For Cathy.
340
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,434
-Yeah!
-For Cathy.
341
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,853
[toy] Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown!
342
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:23,482
-What do you mean this is all we got?
-We only had ten bucks!
343
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,401
And don't forget about Chet!
344
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,570
He's athletic and he'll do any job for $2.
345
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,116
[grunts] Hey, goose.
How much you think I can dead lift?
346
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,993
But our beautiful speech!
347
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,328
What happened to all that inspiration?
348
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,081
Well, marketing's had quite a day.
349
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:43,669
Everyone smile
'cause we're gonna be on TV!
350
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:44,628
Oh, no.
351
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:49,008
[Bad Idea Baby]
And I made sure the whole town knows
352
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,927
this is all thanks to Cathy.
353
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,972
[dramatic music playing]
354
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,266
We need to call this off right now.
355
00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,227
M-O-N-E-Y. Benny is a cheering guy!
356
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,855
-Why is Benny here?
-I sent him VIP tix.
357
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:03,981
Box seats!
358
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:07,359
Can't wait to see what you two
do with my money. So exciting!
359
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,987
You pick today to be good at your job?
360
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,489
Warning for our more sensitive viewers,
361
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:16,785
the following story contains graphic
descriptions of an atrocious baby.
362
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:22,249
Ever since our game-seven experience
was devastated by local miscreant Cathy,
363
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:26,837
the question on everyone's mind has been,
"Can we throw a baby in jail?"
364
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,299
We gotta cover this up!
Somebody get rid of the goose!
365
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,550
[honking]
366
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,844
No, I didn't mean it sinisterly!
367
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,431
Oh, head start, goose?
368
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,558
[scoffs] I think not.
369
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,518
In a baffling new development,
370
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:45,856
it appears we have a gentleman
on a literal wild goose chase.
371
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,691
Is Cathy mocking us?
372
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,194
-You be the judge.
-What is this?
373
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:56,158
[Bad Idea Baby] And remember,
today's event is brought to you by Cathy.
374
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,243
-[all booing]
-[woman] Not Cathy again!
375
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:03,082
So, Cathy, any comments
on why you love to torture this town?
376
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,793
Marsha's out for blood
and another Peabody Award.
377
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,252
Get Cathy out of there.
378
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,838
Do you daydream
of ruining people's nights,
379
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,591
and night-dream of ruining their days?
380
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:15,886
Well, at least that baby
in the background's cute.
381
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,847
Bystander Baby? [gasps] They wouldn't!
382
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,432
Hi. Hello.
383
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,976
Oh, good afternoon. For us.
384
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,395
Not your Cathy. [chuckles]
385
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,857
Did you put your five-percenter
in our news coverage?
386
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,025
[Hilde] Yeah.
387
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,028
Do you know how many persons
are watching this catastrophe?
388
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,321
Look at her numbers!
389
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:37,950
-[giggling]
-Hey, Bystander! Hey! Hey! Shut it down!
390
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:42,704
Yes. Yes. I'm happy to see you again too!
Just bystand somewhere else!
391
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,873
How desperate would you say we are?
392
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,209
Do you see me begging a baby
not to be cute?
393
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:51,296
You know how much the five-percenters
always loved that Tina Templeton energy?
394
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,966
I bet if you talked to Bystander
right now,
395
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:57,386
you could charm her away
from Baby Corp to be our client.
396
00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:01,557
Salvage at least a little Baby Love from
this disaster, keep our company afloat...
397
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:06,353
And baby-wipe those smirks off the Luxes'
European supermodel faces!
398
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:09,898
[Marsha] People are calling you
"worse than an asphalt knee scrape."
399
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,275
Care to comment?
400
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,820
I know. You don't even have to say it.
401
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,906
We started this business
to help the hardest babies.
402
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,200
I just said I know! [groans]
403
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,244
Team Cathy to the bitter end.
404
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,996
[dramatic music playing]
405
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,415
-[honking]
-[grunting]
406
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,504
You think you're better than me, tape?
[grunts]
407
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:36,758
You thought we were worth the risk once,
we're asking you to take that risk again.
408
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,927
-So, what do you say? Ten more--
-No!
409
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,264
You didn't even let me finish!
It was gonna be dollars.
410
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,893
So close! Come on,
move so I can see the action.
411
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,436
[Chet grunting]
412
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,687
You got this, man!
413
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,648
-Almost reached the corner.
-Get him, tape! Beat old Chet.
414
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,610
He's only in this for the money!
You've got the heart!
415
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,611
[man] Get up, Chet!
416
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,197
I mean, what is a "sporting event" anyway?
417
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:02,784
Just some contest with an uncertain
outcome that people decide to care about.
418
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,621
-Really, it's as dumb as money--
-[shushing]
419
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:10,542
Quit while you're ahead. Dez, get some
eyeballs on this dramatic contest.
420
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:14,379
-Come on, you stupid tape!
-[Dez] Busted.
421
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,758
Yes, it's Cathy two, town zero--
422
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,843
Whoa! Watch it, man. You're...
423
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:24,514
-[Chet grunting] Come on!
-So close to grasping that tape.
424
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,184
And a big effort from the tape grabber.
425
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,895
But that sticky loop is really hanging on!
426
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:32,606
We have a barnstormer
of a doozy here, folks.
427
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,776
Can man prevail?
Or is it tape's lucky day?
428
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,903
-[remote clicks]
-Hey. Wait. Go back.
429
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:41,198
[Marsha]
He's trying through the legs. Inches away!
430
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,408
Oh, and he's down!
431
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,743
[grunting]
432
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,581
[cheering] Go, Chet!
433
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,918
He tries the spin-and-grab.
Looks left. Looks right.
434
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:57,172
-Looks promising. Oh, no dice.
-Come on, Chet, you hack!
435
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,467
-What do you got, pool noodle arms?
-[girl] We love you, Chet!
436
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,928
Something big brewing here, sports fans.
437
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,305
-[dramatic music playing]
-[grunts]
438
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:19,027
[grunting]
439
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,496
-[cheering]
-Sweet Jiminy Jackson, he did it, folks!
440
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:33,166
-The strange man got the back tape!
-Yeah!
441
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:37,838
Let me take a moment to thank
the sponsor of today's event, Cathy!
442
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,632
You thought you hated her,
but think again.
443
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:44,553
Cathy, how does it feel to be
the most-loved baby in town?
444
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,434
What's this? Should I open it?
445
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:55,397
-We won game seven!
-[all cheering]
446
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:03,071
Looks like loan approval
for whatever we call ourselves.
447
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,325
We can stay untitled for now.
That's our company.
448
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,534
[baby] Yeah, Cathy!
449
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,911
[giggling]
450
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,418
[suspenseful music playing]
451
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,006
Um, hey.
452
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:25,093
I hear you're the baby who can ruin
other babies' lives for money?
453
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:29,723
Well, I got money and two babies
I'm still pretty steamed at,
454
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:32,059
so vengeance, please!
455
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:41,735
It would make me ever so happy.
456
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:46,364
[theme music playing]
457
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,868
-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
458
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:52,120
-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
459
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,122
-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
460
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,127
-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪
461
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,671
-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪
462
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,424
♪ Y'all heard the story
But you know what the twist is? ♪
463
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,385
♪ Welcome to the family business
Boss baby ♪