1 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,933 - Hold all my call... Whoa! - [laughing] 2 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:18,351 ♪ Boss Baby! ♪ 3 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,562 ♪ I'm the boss Dial in to the meetin' ♪ 4 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:22,814 ♪ Everybody here? Please find your seatin' ♪ 5 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:24,983 ♪ While you teethin' I'm sinking my teeth in ♪ 6 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:27,277 ♪ First one to show So I could do all my greetin' ♪ 7 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,571 ♪ Profits, payrolls and pacifiers ♪ 8 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:31,656 ♪ I make friends I love you, you're hired! ♪ 9 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,451 ♪ So come on And raise your juice boxes skyward ♪ 10 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,202 ♪ Boss babies until we retire ♪ 11 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:38,455 - ♪ Boss Baby ♪ - ♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪ 12 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,832 - ♪ Boss Baby ♪ - ♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪ 13 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:43,334 - ♪ Boss Baby ♪ - ♪ Can a baby get a witness? ♪ 14 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,503 ♪ Grab a high chair This the family business ♪ 15 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:46,963 ♪ Boss Baby ♪ 16 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:53,303 I've got eyes on the launch site. What's our countdown, Pip? 17 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:58,266 T-minus-number, number, number... I don't know how to count backwards. 18 00:00:58,349 --> 00:00:59,350 HQ to team. 19 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:02,520 VP of Field Operations Tina Templeton speaking. 20 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:03,813 Co-VP. 21 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,608 We're looking at blue skies with a warm breeze. 22 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:09,319 Should have a great crowd for today's stroll. 23 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,780 Let me hear those final check-ins. Honey Badger? 24 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:14,282 Vroom, vroom, vroom. [mimics tires screeching] 25 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,785 I'll count that as present, Honey Badger. 26 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:20,914 Tina, I don't wanna overstep. Today's your mission. Great job so far. 27 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:24,709 But wouldn't it be simpler to just use our regular names? 28 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,921 Yes. But the secret code names are animals. 29 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:30,423 - Golden Retriever? - What do you need? 30 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,383 Formula? Breath mint? Back adjustment? 31 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:36,137 Your can-do attitude and infectious positivity. Chameleon? 32 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:38,431 Did we lose Dez? 33 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:39,891 - [Dez] Rustle, rustle. - [yells] 34 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:41,100 [Dez] I am foliage. 35 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:42,894 [gasping] 36 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:44,646 - Stress toy. - [toy squeaking] 37 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:47,148 Squeeze out your fears, boss. 38 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,734 - Co-boss. - Sorry. I am so sorry. 39 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:54,823 I've never assisted two bosses. I don't know what to call you! [gasping] 40 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,282 Don't overthink it, JJ. 41 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:59,035 Tina and I are two professionals sharing power 42 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,745 with a mutual respect. 43 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:03,373 Still need your check-in, Pufferfish. 44 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:04,791 Come in, Pufferfish. 45 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:09,129 - Here, Pufferfish, Pufferfish. - I'm not answering to Pufferfish. 46 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:12,006 [scoffs] Round? Adorable? Kind of prickly? 47 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,633 Gets all swollen when mad? 48 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,386 [mumbles] Present. 49 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:19,722 [Tina] Ready stations. Baby Eaglet is leaving the nest. 50 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:24,394 - That's it? This is what the hoopla...? - Stand by for six seconds from now, 51 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:27,480 when you thank me for not letting you finish that sentence. 52 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:29,983 [majestic music playing] 53 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:32,026 [cooing] 54 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,111 [gasps] 55 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:34,571 And you are welcome. 56 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,698 [upbeat rock music playing] 57 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:38,575 [cooing] 58 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:42,287 Ooh! Look at that. 59 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,873 Oh, I just wanna eat it with a spoon! 60 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,126 [gasps] Aw! 61 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,544 [grunts] 62 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:52,922 [man cooing] 63 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,841 [gasps] Aw! 64 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,635 [babbling] 65 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,764 [Boss Baby] All that Baby Love. You get this much every day? 66 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,559 Pshh. That's not our goal for the morning. 67 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,895 Welcome to the Five Percenter System. 68 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:10,982 [gasps] Code wet. Do not let that mop get water-sagged. 69 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:12,317 Pufferfish, deploy spikes. 70 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:16,487 Uh, spikes? I don't wanna tell you how to do your job. 71 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:19,782 Yay! I don't want you to do that either. Deploy spikes. 72 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,994 - Can I get a better animal name? - I gave you the best one. 73 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:24,077 Fine. 74 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,790 [roguish music playing] 75 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,838 [chuckles] Hang on to your romper, Iggy. 76 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,715 Whee! 77 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,384 Code wet. Hung out to... 78 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,468 [burbles] 79 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,722 [adults cooing] 80 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,183 Wow. [groans] 81 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:48,937 Crowd's engaged, team. Let's kill them with cuteness. 82 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,190 [babbles] 83 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,192 Puff and pucker, go. 84 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,823 - [giggles] - So beautiful. 85 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,659 And chow for quacker. 86 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:06,955 [adults coo] 87 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:08,539 Is this part necessary? 88 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:11,960 [Tina laughs] You gonna not feed Lumpy the Park Duck? 89 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:12,919 [quacks] 90 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:15,588 His face looks like loose taco meat. 91 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:19,968 - Can you just trust that I know my job? - Of course. 92 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,552 [babies babbling] 93 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,598 - Playgroup's active. What are we thinking? - Pat-a-Cake? 94 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,684 Bake me a cake as fast as you can. 95 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,936 Yeah. He was born with all of it. 96 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,192 [adults] Aw! 97 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,903 Spectacular work. Take some personal time. 98 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:39,904 - Yay! - Okay. 99 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:43,700 - [strums cheerful tune] - [Dez] Rustle, rustle. Photosynthesis. 100 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,201 We hit our love goal? 101 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,579 Super almost. We'll pick back up after playgroup. 102 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:49,998 Why are we stopping? 103 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,749 Playgroup runs on autopilot, 104 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,168 and we have lives outside of our jobs. 105 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:55,962 Why?! 106 00:04:56,045 --> 00:05:00,591 JJ, could you tell Boss Baby that we work with these Five Percenters every day 107 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,135 and are excellent at it? 108 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:05,680 JJ, could you please teach Tina the ABC's? 109 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:08,516 "Always be checking to find unexplored avenues 110 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:11,728 for increasing Baby Love." It's basic management. 111 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,939 Oh, please don't ask me to take sides. 112 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:18,192 I'd be assisting one of you and unassisting the other. 113 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:21,446 And I'm sorry, my heart can't do that! 114 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:24,866 - [keens] - And we never should have asked you, JJ. 115 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:27,952 - Fine. You want a turn running this show? - No. 116 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:31,873 I'd do an amazing job, of course, but only if you think. 117 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:35,543 You're up. You'd better give me an amazing animal code name. 118 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:41,466 Break's over. I don't like the lighting in that spot. 119 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:43,968 - To the picnic area. - That's in the opposite... 120 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,386 Initiate a daddy fetch 121 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,306 and trust that I know my job, Yappy Schnauzer. 122 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:51,893 You probably meant that name as an insult, but I love it. 123 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:53,978 [mischievous music playing] 124 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,773 [wailing] 125 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,528 Whoopsie shoesie. Vroom, vroom, vroom... 126 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,654 Five... 127 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:05,447 four... 128 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:06,907 three... 129 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:08,408 two... 130 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,414 [adults cooing] 131 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,336 And that's how it's done. 132 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:21,089 - Yes! All right! - [Dez whooping] 133 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,174 Wind in the hair? Wow. Brilliant. 134 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:24,842 Team effort, co-boss. 135 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:28,471 Yeah, it was. You earned your 10% credit for this win. 136 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,306 Let's call it fifty-fifty. 137 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:34,185 Why fifty-fifty when I was in that chair 90% of the time? 138 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:37,688 The last 10% is five times as important as other parts. 139 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,398 Did I see a scratch? 140 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:44,529 - [Dez] I can confirm a scratch. - Take care of that dry scalp. 141 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,572 Baby oil locked and loaded. 142 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:53,037 - Look, I just came to say good job. - Back at you. 143 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:58,084 Sorry, I'm only able to perform 10% of a fist bump. 144 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:01,212 - [man] What's wrong? - Wonderlocks is scratching. 145 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,631 [man] What's the...? 146 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:05,550 [gasps] Head lice! 147 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:06,801 [both gasp] 148 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:11,430 - We take full responsibility. - 90%, 10%. 149 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,724 Shh, shh, shh. Look at these cameras. 150 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:18,479 Do you think they care about who did what, how, wheretofore, whomst? 151 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:23,526 No. All they care about is le performance. 152 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,069 "Performance." 153 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,237 Dialect coach. 154 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:30,074 My sponsor's looking to expand into French-speaking markets. 155 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:34,412 Buttsnuggers Diapers, le très super bon. 156 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:37,415 Ah-ah-ah. Très "super" bon. 157 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:40,626 Thank you. No shame in having head lice. 158 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:44,630 Gah-gah knows I've had my share of disgusting body issues. 159 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,425 [in French accent] But with Buttsnuggers Diapers, oh, 160 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:49,093 you would never know. 161 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:52,305 I've told you saying things that way does not make it French. 162 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:57,560 [in normal voice] Here's the skinny-skin. I'm always on. This company's always on. 163 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:01,397 We need our Five Percenters to be always on. 164 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:05,735 Can't have Iggy missing his stroll for a hair-bug quarantine, 165 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,696 or Baby Corp will be left sitting uncomfortably 166 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,281 in our own doo-doo. 167 00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:12,867 Like a baby in a Buttsnuggers Diaper? 168 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:16,412 No. That would be a pleasant experience. 169 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,289 - On it. - We'll take care of it. 170 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:21,083 [whining] 171 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:25,505 - "Rub shampoo vigorously into hair." - Don't crowd. 172 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:28,216 - I'm trying. There's not much room. - [Dez] Sorry, ma'am. 173 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:29,550 I'm the biggest I could be. 174 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,427 - Dez? - [Dez] No. Who's Dez? 175 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,721 I'm a part of this landscape. 176 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:36,390 - How we doing, Igs? - [giggling] 177 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:38,935 Cute. Sort of. 178 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:41,729 Yeah, really loses something without the hairdo, huh? 179 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:45,316 Come on, Iggy's pop, shampoo that kid back to Five Percenter status stat. 180 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:49,237 "Leave hair in shower cap and repeat for three days." 181 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,238 [both gasp] 182 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,197 Three days? 183 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,158 We can't be Iggy-less for three whole days. 184 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,786 - Baby Love would crater. - Wow, really? 185 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:59,497 Seems like a flaw in the Five Percenter business strategy. 186 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:03,918 You wanna help or criticize? Your words can only do one of those. 187 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:07,129 [Dez] Ma'am, sir, no idea why a potted tropical frond 188 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:10,550 would know this, but you should talk to Simmons in R&D. 189 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:13,261 Heh. You better believe I have a solution. 190 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:16,889 I've spent months dreaming up a whole salon's worth of hair products 191 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,975 - for baby Iggy. - Why? 192 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,687 It's not my fault society trained us to overvalue celebrity. 193 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:25,022 Quick-kill lice formula. 194 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:30,236 Just lather it up, and in three minutes, watch Iggy's head lice get massacred 195 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:33,114 worse than... No way to end that analogy tastefully. 196 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:34,699 You're the best, Simmons. 197 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:39,161 Not sure how you're gonna apply it. Iggy's dad is incredibly devoted. 198 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,748 Almost never takes his eyes off him, even when Iggy's sleeping. 199 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,168 It's society's fault I know this! 200 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:50,339 We got anybody on the team who can occupy a grown-up's time that long? 201 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,261 But if aerodynamics and ancient Australian hunters 202 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:57,930 don't convince you I should own this device, 203 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:02,059 here's Yvette demonstrating over 207 uses for the boomerang. 204 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:06,647 In pantomime, obvs, because we don't really have the 'rang yet. 205 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,278 [Tim] I don't know. It can't be that unsafe, right? 206 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:16,657 - I mean, yeah, it looks fine. - We gotta be on the same page. 207 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:19,201 - I guess. - You can get a boomerang. 208 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,703 - Yes! - Up-bup-bup. 209 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,164 But you have to buy it with your money. 210 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:26,500 Naturally. I was thinking you could pay me in advance 211 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:30,338 for the home security services I'd provide as a boomeranger. 212 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:33,549 Thank you, but no. You don't have to keep doing that. 213 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,509 It's not for you anymore. 214 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:38,971 There's allowance money waiting for you to finish your chore list. 215 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:42,308 I've been crazy busy with schoolwork and soccer 216 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:45,561 - and preparing a boomerang presentation. - [Tina] Psst! 217 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:49,190 Okay. You know where to find us when your chores are done. 218 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:51,484 What? No. Ugh! 219 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,861 - Excuse me, I'll be right back. - Oh! 220 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:56,906 Those will be our boomerang's first words. 221 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,240 What's the prob...? Hey! 222 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,534 - Field team mission. - We'll brief you on the way. 223 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,787 I can't do a mission. I've got chores. 224 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:06,374 Congratulations. You wrote the most boring spy novel. 225 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,752 - I need the money. - If you help us, we could help you. 226 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,754 Oh. Really? 227 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,340 I'll put dishes away just to end this conversation. 228 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:17,426 Throw in trash takeout and we just closed this deal. 229 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:21,514 Demanding an unrelated concession as a final closing condition. 230 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,891 [sniffles] I've never been so proud. 231 00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:26,060 [doorbell rings] 232 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,687 Hello. I'm with the Future Nurses Club, 233 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,940 gathering donations for the children's clinic. 234 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:33,401 Kid, you rang the right bell. 235 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,987 I love children, charity and health care. What do you need? 236 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:40,783 We always need diapers, if you happen to have a baby. 237 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,369 I do have a baby. Give me two shakes. 238 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,038 [mischievous music playing] 239 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,586 - Shh. - I know I have to keep quiet. 240 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,673 - You don't have to shush me. - [siren wailing] 241 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,928 - You hear something? - Just me singing the Future Nurses anthem. 242 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:04,348 ♪ Bee-boo, bee-boo Ba-doop-boo, doo-doo, ba-doop-boo doo ♪ 243 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,350 Nurses of the Future! Pshh! 244 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,145 Wow, look at all those diapers. Thank you. 245 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,022 Wonder if you can help me tick other stuff off my list. 246 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,358 - Whatever you need. - Hmm. Let's see. 247 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:19,071 Toilet paper, paper towels, moving boxes, file boxes, cereal box tops, 248 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,073 tops as in toy, tops as in clothes... 249 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:25,453 Now we sit for three minutes and enjoy the screams of dying lice. 250 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,122 Question: We know the lice are gone, 251 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:30,875 but how are you planning to tell Iggy's dad it's clear 252 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,334 for tomorrow's stroll? 253 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:36,714 - Okay. I'm just gonna take this one. - I got it. 254 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:43,721 ...canned fruits, canned vegetables, canned air, air horns, bike horns, 255 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:48,058 those party favors you swing around that go... [mimics noisemaker] 256 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,560 [Tina] Psst! Hey. 257 00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,562 Just one moment, kind sir. 258 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,899 - Dad needs to know that... - Iggy's lice are gone. 259 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,068 And I'm gonna need my room cleaned. 260 00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,528 - Fine. - Deal. 261 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,114 A passing medical professional reminded me 262 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,366 I can get another Future Nurses achievement 263 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,785 if anyone in this house has a contagious disease 264 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,622 or parasitic infestation I could identify. 265 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,792 - My son has head lice. - Let's identify that sucker. 266 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,130 Bad news for my Future Nurses achievement, but good news for you and Iggy: 267 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,634 Shampoo must have worked fast, 'cause those head lice are gone. 268 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,511 What? Hear that, Iggy? 269 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,971 We get to take our walk tomorrow. 270 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,055 [both sigh] 271 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,768 Aw... Whoa! 272 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:31,936 [weakly] So cute. 273 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:35,606 All right, team. Make them open up and say "aw." 274 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,443 [giggles] 275 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,491 [adults coo] 276 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,243 [Nannycam] Freeze. 277 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,913 Advance to the important part. 278 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,710 Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. 279 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,630 - Zoom. Zoom. - It doesn't zoom any closer. 280 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:04,051 Um, pretend it zoomed a billion times and tell me what I'd be seeing. 281 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:07,930 [clears throat] The head lice are, uh, back, ma'am. 282 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,766 Ah! Legend nails it first try. 283 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:14,853 And now we are again looking at one of our cutest babies 284 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,438 going into quarantine. 285 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,400 What happens if we lose Iggy for three days? 286 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,193 His dad's gonna shave his head. 287 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,446 Ugh. Spectacular worst case, Simmons. 288 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,283 Who else wants to shout your nightmares? Don't be shy. 289 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,952 No, that's what's actually happening. 290 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,997 The lice keep coming, and Papa Bear thinks the only way out 291 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,083 is a clean shave once Iggy goes to sleep. 292 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,878 Oh! That hair is too pure for this world. 293 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,423 This company can't afford to lose a Five Percenter. 294 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:45,634 You get over there and get that baby lice-free. 295 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,013 - That's what we did yesterday... - Yesterday's gone. 296 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,348 All we have is our now. 297 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,894 - [in French accent] Buttsnuggers. - Better. 298 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,940 Should I hit up Simmons for a batch of quick-kill lice formula? 299 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,025 [Tina & Boss Baby] No. 300 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,945 [stirring music playing] 301 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,907 Fight, fight, fight! 302 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,909 - No, what? - Not what's happening. 303 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:13,037 Tina and I are on the same leadership page. 304 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,830 We both know the same thing. 305 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,249 We're not gonna stop this with lice treatment. 306 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,920 - If we wanna save Iggy's hair... - We have to stop who's doing this. 307 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,048 [Dez] You think someone gave Iggy lice on purpose? 308 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,925 Two outbreaks in two days? 309 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,260 That's not coincidence. That's targeting. 310 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,263 Somebody's trying to take out our Five Percenter. 311 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,932 - Lice Co. - What? 312 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,100 - [Tina] Our new arch nemesis. - [hissing] 313 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,979 [Tina] A secret corporation of intelligent lice with one goal: 314 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,732 total itchy apocalypse. 315 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,658 - I drew it while you were talking. - No, the drawing isn't the point. 316 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,659 Lice Co? 317 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:55,329 It's like Baby Corp. But they work to increase Lice Love. 318 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,164 By giving babies lice? 319 00:15:57,247 --> 00:16:00,960 I'm not saying it's a quality business. Who do you think did it? 320 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:05,005 The obvious suspect, a jealous baby from the Pat-a-Cake group. 321 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,424 - None of whom have lice. - They're hiding it. 322 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,593 That's the diabolical genius of it. 323 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:13,013 We only have time to pursue one lead before Iggy gets shaved. 324 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,306 We'll have to agree. 325 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,266 - All right, team. - All right, team. 326 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,979 We are gonna shake down those Pat-a-Cakers and find out which is licing Iggy. 327 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,939 We are going to recreate Iggy's stroll, 328 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:26,276 find out how he stumbled onto Lice Co's secret HQ, and bust it wide open. 329 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,696 [keens] 330 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:33,492 That's JJ paralyzed with indecision. So how do we split up the team? 331 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:36,745 As the more ludicrous plan, you'll need the most help. 332 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,373 [scoffs] I'm strolling. All I need is a stroller. 333 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,876 [Dez] Zinc-coated rear-wheel shocks and snacks in all my pouches, ma'am. 334 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,922 Swank. So Pip can help with your pointless interrogation. 335 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:51,093 - I don't respect boundaries. - Come on, Pip, clock's ticking. 336 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,596 Okay, Dez, let's go get lice. 337 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,725 [Dez] I'm a push stroller, ma'am. Don't ask me to be what I'm not. 338 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,769 [Tina] Hey, Tabitha. Pushies? 339 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:01,853 Depends. 340 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,065 [sighs] I'll do the windows. 341 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,736 [babies babbling] 342 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,781 Pat-a-Cakers, huh? 343 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,908 Sure that's your only game? 344 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:19,163 I hear one of you has been playing Itch Bug Peekaboo on the side. 345 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:24,835 So you wanna tell me who's carrying, or do I let him find out? 346 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:27,921 [coughs] 347 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,132 [both whimper] 348 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,176 Keep your eyes peeled. 349 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:35,429 Lice Co's HQ has to be on Iggy's stroll path. 350 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,973 If it looks itchy, gross or nefarious... 351 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,059 Ooh, nasty hats. Gimme. 352 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,187 Not itching. Go. 353 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,564 Weird old guy with too many cats. 354 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:52,321 Whoa, princess. My fur babies don't go in for horseplay. 355 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:56,533 - [yells] What are you doing? - Tina. Sorry. She has a friendly head. 356 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,244 Promising, but no Lice Co... Tree! 357 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,414 Darn. No lice. 358 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,791 Lots of chewed gum. 359 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,668 Is this what all Baby Corp field missions are like? 360 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,212 Yes. 361 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,631 Is it you, Shifty Eyes? 362 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:14,635 How about you? The sensation must be unbearable. 363 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:18,430 Bloodsucking parasites set up a cabana in that corn silk, 364 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,266 crawling all over your scalp. 365 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,227 Skit, skit, skit. 366 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,395 Ooh, you're dying for one scratch... 367 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,939 - [Pip grunting] - Not you, Pip! 368 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,233 You painted a picture with words. 369 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,569 - Hmm. None of them are itching. - I can see that. 370 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:36,824 Yo, Boss Baby. You seen any flowerbeds I could rub my head around in? 371 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:41,203 What's up? No sign of the elusive- because-it-doesn't-exist Lice Co? 372 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,288 This close. How's the interrogation? 373 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:47,209 - Uh, perfect. - Even though nobody's talked at all. 374 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:51,964 It's obvious what you're doing wrong. But it's okay. I can fix it. 375 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,382 Great. Yes, please. 376 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:57,678 I said, I can, but I sort of already made a deal with Tina. 377 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,222 - I'll beat her price. Double it. - No. 378 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,517 A ten-pounder? Hold on to it, Pam. I'll be right there. 379 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,395 - [Dez] Uh, ma'am. - We sell seashells by the seashore. 380 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:10,691 - It's a team business and has always been. - Come on. I'm your favorite. 381 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:13,485 Uh-uh. I love you equally. 382 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,447 Which is less than I love the idea of boomerang ownership. 383 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,825 Wash the windows and dust the blinds. 384 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:20,909 - Deal. - Hey! 385 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,328 Love you, Tina. We'll boomerang later. 386 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,540 [sighs] Guess it's just you and me now, Dez. 387 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,167 Dez? Dez? 388 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,879 - Dez? Dez? - [quacks angrily] 389 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,964 Hi, Lumpy the Park Duck. 390 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:36,800 - [gasps] I forgot to feed... [yelps] - [hisses] 391 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,970 [menacing music playing] 392 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,021 This is the expertise I'm paying for? 393 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,735 Peekaboo. 394 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,820 [babies giggling] 395 00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,782 You just needed that big-sister playtime vibe. 396 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,535 Now that they trust me, they're putty in my hands. 397 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,370 So talk, putty. 398 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:09,208 Tell big fun Tabitha which of you gave Iggy a lice head. 399 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,710 - Or just scratch already! - [man] Hi there. 400 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,339 - Don't think we've met. - Oh, hey. 401 00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:18,050 Hope it's okay my brother and his friend play here. 402 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,220 Their play group was canceled 'cause of a lice outbreak. 403 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,679 - Lice? - Oh, no! 404 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,806 - [women] Lice? - [man] Lice! 405 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:25,933 [woman] Lice! 406 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,016 [man] Lice! 407 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,648 There are so many bones in the human foot. 408 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,985 I never know the right words, so I just try things. 409 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,154 Marshmallow. 410 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,074 [groans] That mass panic was genuine. 411 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,618 I don't believe those babies have lice. 412 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,370 - [Tina grunting] - Tina! 413 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,750 - Tina, are you okay? - It's my own fault. 414 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,502 Poor birdie's just hungry. 415 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,838 Ugh. You always feed Lumpy the Park Duck. 416 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,467 [Dez] I fed the duck, ma'am. I'm a stroller. I have snacks. 417 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,469 Wait, then why the attack? 418 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,305 Hmm. That is a very good question. 419 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:08,225 Tina, is that just ponder scratching or...? 420 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,768 I finally got lice! 421 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,853 - Ew. Warn me next time. - Ew. 422 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:16,108 The duck is the source. You weren't attacked for not feeding him. 423 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,443 You were attacked for getting close to the truth. 424 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,821 Yes! The duck works for Lice Co! 425 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,948 No, that's ridiculous. 426 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,993 He's operating some sort of Duck Love organization. 427 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,120 - Who loves ducks? - Who loves lice? 428 00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:30,080 - Duck chase! - [Lumpy quacks] 429 00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,665 [yells in slow motion] 430 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,750 [quacking in slow motion] 431 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,461 [yells in slow motion] 432 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,636 [quacks] 433 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,640 Might I be of assistance? 434 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,642 - [quacks] - [Tina] Great work, JJ. 435 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:55,147 Dez has lice shampoo in his storage pouch. Hurry, we'll hold Lumpy. 436 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,983 - Seriously? - We're doing this now? 437 00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:00,986 I wanna 'rang something. Can you water plants? 438 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,779 - Fine! Get the duck! - Okay! 439 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,871 [groaning] 440 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,124 [whimpers] 441 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,459 No, no, no, wait! 442 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,003 Hallelujah! 443 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,630 - You're sure? - Sir, I'm a future nurse. 444 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:23,175 I know when a lice crisis has been contained. 445 00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:26,553 - You and your baby are free to stroll. - How can I ever repay you? 446 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,722 No need, sir. I have my reward. 447 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,808 [Yvette laughs] Hey. Throw it to me. 448 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,977 I'm trying. It just comes back. 449 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,312 [Yvette laughs] 450 00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:38,899 Who gives toilet work to a baby? We don't even use them. 451 00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:41,693 Yeah, we gotta keep an eye on that kid. 452 00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,363 [theme music playing] 453 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,826 - ♪ Boss Baby ♪ - ♪ Baby ♪ 454 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,162 - ♪ Boss Baby ♪ - ♪ Baby ♪ 455 00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:54,247 - ♪ Boss Baby ♪ - ♪ Baby ♪ 456 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,044 - ♪ Boss Baby ♪ - ♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪ 457 00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:01,671 ♪ Boss Baby I'm a legend, mythic ♪ 458 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,466 ♪ Y'all heard the story But you know what the twist is? ♪ 459 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,093 ♪ Welcome to the family business ♪ 460 00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:07,344 ♪ Boss Baby ♪