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- Hold all my call... Whoa!
- [laughing]
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♪ Boss Baby! ♪
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♪ I'm the boss
Dial in to the meetin' ♪
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♪ Everybody here?
Please find your seatin' ♪
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♪ While you teethin'
I'm sinking my teeth in ♪
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♪ First one to show
So I could do all my greetin' ♪
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♪ Profits, payrolls and pacifiers ♪
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♪ I make friends
I love you, you're hired! ♪
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♪ So come on
And raise your juice boxes skyward ♪
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♪ Boss babies until we retire ♪
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- ♪ Boss Baby ♪
- ♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪
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- ♪ Boss Baby ♪
- ♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪
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- ♪ Boss Baby ♪
- ♪ Can a baby get a witness? ♪
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♪ Grab a high chair
This the family business ♪
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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I've got eyes on the launch site.
What's our countdown, Pip?
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T-minus-number, number, number...
I don't know how to count backwards.
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HQ to team.
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VP of Field Operations
Tina Templeton speaking.
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Co-VP.
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We're looking at blue skies
with a warm breeze.
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Should have a great crowd
for today's stroll.
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Let me hear those final check-ins.
Honey Badger?
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Vroom, vroom, vroom.
[mimics tires screeching]
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I'll count that as present, Honey Badger.
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Tina, I don't wanna overstep.
Today's your mission. Great job so far.
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But wouldn't it be simpler
to just use our regular names?
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Yes. But the secret code names
are animals.
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- Golden Retriever?
- What do you need?
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Formula? Breath mint? Back adjustment?
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Your can-do attitude
and infectious positivity. Chameleon?
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Did we lose Dez?
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- [Dez] Rustle, rustle.
- [yells]
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[Dez] I am foliage.
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[gasping]
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- Stress toy.
- [toy squeaking]
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Squeeze out your fears, boss.
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- Co-boss.
- Sorry. I am so sorry.
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I've never assisted two bosses.
I don't know what to call you! [gasping]
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Don't overthink it, JJ.
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Tina and I are two professionals
sharing power
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with a mutual respect.
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Still need your check-in, Pufferfish.
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Come in, Pufferfish.
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- Here, Pufferfish, Pufferfish.
- I'm not answering to Pufferfish.
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[scoffs] Round? Adorable? Kind of prickly?
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Gets all swollen when mad?
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[mumbles] Present.
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[Tina] Ready stations.
Baby Eaglet is leaving the nest.
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- That's it? This is what the hoopla...?
- Stand by for six seconds from now,
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when you thank me
for not letting you finish that sentence.
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[majestic music playing]
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[cooing]
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[gasps]
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And you are welcome.
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[upbeat rock music playing]
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[cooing]
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Ooh! Look at that.
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Oh, I just wanna eat it with a spoon!
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[gasps] Aw!
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[grunts]
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[man cooing]
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[gasps] Aw!
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[babbling]
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[Boss Baby] All that Baby Love.
You get this much every day?
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Pshh. That's not our goal for the morning.
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Welcome to the Five Percenter System.
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[gasps] Code wet.
Do not let that mop get water-sagged.
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Pufferfish, deploy spikes.
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Uh, spikes?
I don't wanna tell you how to do your job.
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Yay! I don't want you
to do that either. Deploy spikes.
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- Can I get a better animal name?
- I gave you the best one.
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Fine.
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[roguish music playing]
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[chuckles] Hang on to your romper, Iggy.
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Whee!
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Code wet. Hung out to...
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[burbles]
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[adults cooing]
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Wow. [groans]
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Crowd's engaged, team.
Let's kill them with cuteness.
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[babbles]
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Puff and pucker, go.
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- [giggles]
- So beautiful.
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And chow for quacker.
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[adults coo]
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Is this part necessary?
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[Tina laughs] You gonna not feed
Lumpy the Park Duck?
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[quacks]
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His face looks like loose taco meat.
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- Can you just trust that I know my job?
- Of course.
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[babies babbling]
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- Playgroup's active. What are we thinking?
- Pat-a-Cake?
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Bake me a cake as fast as you can.
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Yeah. He was born with all of it.
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[adults] Aw!
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Spectacular work. Take some personal time.
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- Yay!
- Okay.
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- [strums cheerful tune]
- [Dez] Rustle, rustle. Photosynthesis.
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We hit our love goal?
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Super almost.
We'll pick back up after playgroup.
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Why are we stopping?
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Playgroup runs on autopilot,
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and we have lives outside of our jobs.
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Why?!
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JJ, could you tell Boss Baby that we work
with these Five Percenters every day
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and are excellent at it?
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JJ, could you please teach Tina the ABC's?
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"Always be checking
to find unexplored avenues
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for increasing Baby Love."
It's basic management.
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Oh, please don't ask me to take sides.
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I'd be assisting one of you
and unassisting the other.
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And I'm sorry, my heart can't do that!
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- [keens]
- And we never should have asked you, JJ.
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- Fine. You want a turn running this show?
- No.
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I'd do an amazing job,
of course, but only if you think.
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You're up. You'd better give me
an amazing animal code name.
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Break's over.
I don't like the lighting in that spot.
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- To the picnic area.
- That's in the opposite...
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Initiate a daddy fetch
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and trust that I know my job,
Yappy Schnauzer.
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You probably meant that name
as an insult, but I love it.
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[mischievous music playing]
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[wailing]
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Whoopsie shoesie. Vroom, vroom, vroom...
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Five...
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four...
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three...
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two...
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[adults cooing]
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And that's how it's done.
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- Yes! All right!
- [Dez whooping]
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Wind in the hair? Wow. Brilliant.
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Team effort, co-boss.
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Yeah, it was.
You earned your 10% credit for this win.
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Let's call it fifty-fifty.
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Why fifty-fifty
when I was in that chair 90% of the time?
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The last 10% is five times
as important as other parts.
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Did I see a scratch?
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- [Dez] I can confirm a scratch.
- Take care of that dry scalp.
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Baby oil locked and loaded.
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- Look, I just came to say good job.
- Back at you.
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Sorry, I'm only able
to perform 10% of a fist bump.
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- [man] What's wrong?
- Wonderlocks is scratching.
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[man] What's the...?
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[gasps] Head lice!
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[both gasp]
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- We take full responsibility.
- 90%, 10%.
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Shh, shh, shh. Look at these cameras.
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Do you think they care about who did what,
how, wheretofore, whomst?
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No. All they care about is le performance.
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"Performance."
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Dialect coach.
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My sponsor's looking to expand
into French-speaking markets.
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Buttsnuggers Diapers, le très super bon.
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Ah-ah-ah. Très "super" bon.
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Thank you. No shame in having head lice.
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Gah-gah knows I've had my share
of disgusting body issues.
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[in French accent]
But with Buttsnuggers Diapers, oh,
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you would never know.
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I've told you saying things
that way does not make it French.
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[in normal voice] Here's the skinny-skin.
I'm always on. This company's always on.
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We need our Five Percenters
to be always on.
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Can't have Iggy missing his stroll
for a hair-bug quarantine,
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or Baby Corp will be left
sitting uncomfortably
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in our own doo-doo.
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Like a baby in a Buttsnuggers Diaper?
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No. That would be a pleasant experience.
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- On it.
- We'll take care of it.
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[whining]
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- "Rub shampoo vigorously into hair."
- Don't crowd.
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- I'm trying. There's not much room.
- [Dez] Sorry, ma'am.
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I'm the biggest I could be.
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- Dez?
- [Dez] No. Who's Dez?
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I'm a part of this landscape.
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- How we doing, Igs?
- [giggling]
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Cute. Sort of.
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Yeah, really loses something
without the hairdo, huh?
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Come on, Iggy's pop, shampoo that kid
back to Five Percenter status stat.
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"Leave hair in shower cap
and repeat for three days."
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[both gasp]
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Three days?
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We can't be Iggy-less
for three whole days.
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- Baby Love would crater.
- Wow, really?
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Seems like a flaw
in the Five Percenter business strategy.
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You wanna help or criticize?
Your words can only do one of those.
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[Dez] Ma'am, sir,
no idea why a potted tropical frond
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would know this,
but you should talk to Simmons in R&D.
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Heh. You better believe I have a solution.
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I've spent months dreaming up
a whole salon's worth of hair products
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- for baby Iggy.
- Why?
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It's not my fault
society trained us to overvalue celebrity.
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Quick-kill lice formula.
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Just lather it up, and in three minutes,
watch Iggy's head lice get massacred
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worse than...
No way to end that analogy tastefully.
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You're the best, Simmons.
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Not sure how you're gonna apply it.
Iggy's dad is incredibly devoted.
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Almost never takes his eyes off him,
even when Iggy's sleeping.
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It's society's fault I know this!
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We got anybody on the team who can occupy
a grown-up's time that long?
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But if aerodynamics
and ancient Australian hunters
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don't convince you
I should own this device,
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here's Yvette demonstrating
over 207 uses for the boomerang.
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In pantomime, obvs, because we don't
really have the 'rang yet.
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[Tim] I don't know.
It can't be that unsafe, right?
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- I mean, yeah, it looks fine.
- We gotta be on the same page.
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- I guess.
- You can get a boomerang.
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- Yes!
- Up-bup-bup.
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But you have to buy it with your money.
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Naturally. I was thinking
you could pay me in advance
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for the home security services
I'd provide as a boomeranger.
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Thank you, but no.
You don't have to keep doing that.
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It's not for you anymore.
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There's allowance money
waiting for you to finish your chore list.
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I've been crazy busy
with schoolwork and soccer
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- and preparing a boomerang presentation.
- [Tina] Psst!
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Okay. You know where to find us
when your chores are done.
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What? No. Ugh!
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- Excuse me, I'll be right back.
- Oh!
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Those will be our boomerang's first words.
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What's the prob...? Hey!
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- Field team mission.
- We'll brief you on the way.
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I can't do a mission. I've got chores.
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Congratulations.
You wrote the most boring spy novel.
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- I need the money.
- If you help us, we could help you.
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Oh. Really?
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I'll put dishes away
just to end this conversation.
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Throw in trash takeout
and we just closed this deal.
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Demanding an unrelated concession
as a final closing condition.
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[sniffles] I've never been so proud.
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[doorbell rings]
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Hello. I'm with the Future Nurses Club,
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gathering donations
for the children's clinic.
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Kid, you rang the right bell.
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I love children, charity and health care.
What do you need?
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We always need diapers,
if you happen to have a baby.
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I do have a baby. Give me two shakes.
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[mischievous music playing]
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- Shh.
- I know I have to keep quiet.
240
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- You don't have to shush me.
- [siren wailing]
241
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,928
- You hear something?
- Just me singing the Future Nurses anthem.
242
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:04,348
♪ Bee-boo, bee-boo
Ba-doop-boo, doo-doo, ba-doop-boo doo ♪
243
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,350
Nurses of the Future! Pshh!
244
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,145
Wow, look at all those diapers. Thank you.
245
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,022
Wonder if you can help me
tick other stuff off my list.
246
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,358
- Whatever you need.
- Hmm. Let's see.
247
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:19,071
Toilet paper, paper towels,
moving boxes, file boxes, cereal box tops,
248
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,073
tops as in toy, tops as in clothes...
249
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:25,453
Now we sit for three minutes
and enjoy the screams of dying lice.
250
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,122
Question: We know the lice are gone,
251
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:30,875
but how are you planning
to tell Iggy's dad it's clear
252
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,334
for tomorrow's stroll?
253
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:36,714
- Okay. I'm just gonna take this one.
- I got it.
254
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:43,721
...canned fruits, canned vegetables,
canned air, air horns, bike horns,
255
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:48,058
those party favors you swing around
that go... [mimics noisemaker]
256
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,560
[Tina] Psst! Hey.
257
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,562
Just one moment, kind sir.
258
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,899
- Dad needs to know that...
- Iggy's lice are gone.
259
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,068
And I'm gonna need my room cleaned.
260
00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,528
- Fine.
- Deal.
261
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,114
A passing medical professional reminded me
262
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,366
I can get
another Future Nurses achievement
263
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,785
if anyone in this house
has a contagious disease
264
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,622
or parasitic infestation I could identify.
265
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,792
- My son has head lice.
- Let's identify that sucker.
266
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,130
Bad news for my Future Nurses achievement,
but good news for you and Iggy:
267
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,634
Shampoo must have worked fast,
'cause those head lice are gone.
268
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,511
What? Hear that, Iggy?
269
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,971
We get to take our walk tomorrow.
270
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,055
[both sigh]
271
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,768
Aw... Whoa!
272
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[weakly] So cute.
273
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:35,606
All right, team.
Make them open up and say "aw."
274
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,443
[giggles]
275
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,491
[adults coo]
276
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[Nannycam] Freeze.
277
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,913
Advance to the important part.
278
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,710
Zoom. Zoom. Zoom.
279
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,630
- Zoom. Zoom.
- It doesn't zoom any closer.
280
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:04,051
Um, pretend it zoomed a billion times
and tell me what I'd be seeing.
281
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:07,930
[clears throat]
The head lice are, uh, back, ma'am.
282
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,766
Ah! Legend nails it first try.
283
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:14,853
And now we are again looking
at one of our cutest babies
284
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,438
going into quarantine.
285
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,400
What happens
if we lose Iggy for three days?
286
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,193
His dad's gonna shave his head.
287
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,446
Ugh. Spectacular worst case, Simmons.
288
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,283
Who else wants
to shout your nightmares? Don't be shy.
289
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,952
No, that's what's actually happening.
290
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,997
The lice keep coming,
and Papa Bear thinks the only way out
291
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,083
is a clean shave once Iggy goes to sleep.
292
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,878
Oh! That hair is too pure for this world.
293
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,423
This company can't afford
to lose a Five Percenter.
294
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:45,634
You get over there
and get that baby lice-free.
295
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,013
- That's what we did yesterday...
- Yesterday's gone.
296
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,348
All we have is our now.
297
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,894
- [in French accent] Buttsnuggers.
- Better.
298
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,940
Should I hit up Simmons
for a batch of quick-kill lice formula?
299
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,025
[Tina & Boss Baby] No.
300
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,945
[stirring music playing]
301
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,907
Fight, fight, fight!
302
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,909
- No, what?
- Not what's happening.
303
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:13,037
Tina and I
are on the same leadership page.
304
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,830
We both know the same thing.
305
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,249
We're not gonna stop this
with lice treatment.
306
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,920
- If we wanna save Iggy's hair...
- We have to stop who's doing this.
307
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,048
[Dez] You think someone
gave Iggy lice on purpose?
308
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,925
Two outbreaks in two days?
309
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,260
That's not coincidence. That's targeting.
310
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,263
Somebody's trying
to take out our Five Percenter.
311
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,932
- Lice Co.
- What?
312
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,100
- [Tina] Our new arch nemesis.
- [hissing]
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00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,979
[Tina] A secret corporation
of intelligent lice with one goal:
314
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,732
total itchy apocalypse.
315
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,658
- I drew it while you were talking.
- No, the drawing isn't the point.
316
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,659
Lice Co?
317
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:55,329
It's like Baby Corp.
But they work to increase Lice Love.
318
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,164
By giving babies lice?
319
00:15:57,247 --> 00:16:00,960
I'm not saying it's a quality business.
Who do you think did it?
320
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:05,005
The obvious suspect, a jealous baby
from the Pat-a-Cake group.
321
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,424
- None of whom have lice.
- They're hiding it.
322
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,593
That's the diabolical genius of it.
323
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:13,013
We only have time to pursue one lead
before Iggy gets shaved.
324
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,306
We'll have to agree.
325
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,266
- All right, team.
- All right, team.
326
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,979
We are gonna shake down those Pat-a-Cakers
and find out which is licing Iggy.
327
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,939
We are going to recreate Iggy's stroll,
328
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:26,276
find out how he stumbled onto Lice Co's
secret HQ, and bust it wide open.
329
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,696
[keens]
330
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:33,492
That's JJ paralyzed with indecision.
So how do we split up the team?
331
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:36,745
As the more ludicrous plan,
you'll need the most help.
332
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,373
[scoffs] I'm strolling.
All I need is a stroller.
333
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,876
[Dez] Zinc-coated rear-wheel shocks
and snacks in all my pouches, ma'am.
334
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,922
Swank. So Pip can help
with your pointless interrogation.
335
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:51,093
- I don't respect boundaries.
- Come on, Pip, clock's ticking.
336
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,596
Okay, Dez, let's go get lice.
337
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,725
[Dez] I'm a push stroller, ma'am.
Don't ask me to be what I'm not.
338
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,769
[Tina] Hey, Tabitha. Pushies?
339
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:01,853
Depends.
340
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,065
[sighs] I'll do the windows.
341
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,736
[babies babbling]
342
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,781
Pat-a-Cakers, huh?
343
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,908
Sure that's your only game?
344
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:19,163
I hear one of you has been playing
Itch Bug Peekaboo on the side.
345
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:24,835
So you wanna tell me who's carrying,
or do I let him find out?
346
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:27,921
[coughs]
347
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,132
[both whimper]
348
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,176
Keep your eyes peeled.
349
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:35,429
Lice Co's HQ
has to be on Iggy's stroll path.
350
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,973
If it looks itchy, gross or nefarious...
351
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,059
Ooh, nasty hats. Gimme.
352
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,187
Not itching. Go.
353
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,564
Weird old guy with too many cats.
354
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:52,321
Whoa, princess.
My fur babies don't go in for horseplay.
355
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:56,533
- [yells] What are you doing?
- Tina. Sorry. She has a friendly head.
356
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,244
Promising, but no Lice Co... Tree!
357
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,414
Darn. No lice.
358
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,791
Lots of chewed gum.
359
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,668
Is this what
all Baby Corp field missions are like?
360
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,212
Yes.
361
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,631
Is it you, Shifty Eyes?
362
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:14,635
How about you?
The sensation must be unbearable.
363
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:18,430
Bloodsucking parasites
set up a cabana in that corn silk,
364
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,266
crawling all over your scalp.
365
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,227
Skit, skit, skit.
366
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,395
Ooh, you're dying for one scratch...
367
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,939
- [Pip grunting]
- Not you, Pip!
368
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,233
You painted a picture with words.
369
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,569
- Hmm. None of them are itching.
- I can see that.
370
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:36,824
Yo, Boss Baby. You seen any flowerbeds
I could rub my head around in?
371
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:41,203
What's up? No sign of the elusive-
because-it-doesn't-exist Lice Co?
372
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,288
This close. How's the interrogation?
373
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:47,209
- Uh, perfect.
- Even though nobody's talked at all.
374
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:51,964
It's obvious what you're doing wrong.
But it's okay. I can fix it.
375
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,382
Great. Yes, please.
376
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:57,678
I said, I can, but I sort of already
made a deal with Tina.
377
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,222
- I'll beat her price. Double it.
- No.
378
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,517
A ten-pounder?
Hold on to it, Pam. I'll be right there.
379
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,395
- [Dez] Uh, ma'am.
- We sell seashells by the seashore.
380
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:10,691
- It's a team business and has always been.
- Come on. I'm your favorite.
381
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:13,485
Uh-uh. I love you equally.
382
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,447
Which is less than I love the idea
of boomerang ownership.
383
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,825
Wash the windows and dust the blinds.
384
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:20,909
- Deal.
- Hey!
385
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,328
Love you, Tina. We'll boomerang later.
386
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,540
[sighs] Guess it's just you
and me now, Dez.
387
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,167
Dez? Dez?
388
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,879
- Dez? Dez?
- [quacks angrily]
389
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,964
Hi, Lumpy the Park Duck.
390
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:36,800
- [gasps] I forgot to feed... [yelps]
- [hisses]
391
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,970
[menacing music playing]
392
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,021
This is the expertise I'm paying for?
393
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,735
Peekaboo.
394
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,820
[babies giggling]
395
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,782
You just needed
that big-sister playtime vibe.
396
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,535
Now that they trust me,
they're putty in my hands.
397
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,370
So talk, putty.
398
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:09,208
Tell big fun Tabitha
which of you gave Iggy a lice head.
399
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,710
- Or just scratch already!
- [man] Hi there.
400
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,339
- Don't think we've met.
- Oh, hey.
401
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:18,050
Hope it's okay
my brother and his friend play here.
402
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,220
Their play group was canceled
'cause of a lice outbreak.
403
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,679
- Lice?
- Oh, no!
404
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,806
- [women] Lice?
- [man] Lice!
405
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:25,933
[woman] Lice!
406
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,016
[man] Lice!
407
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,648
There are so many bones in the human foot.
408
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,985
I never know the right words,
so I just try things.
409
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,154
Marshmallow.
410
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,074
[groans] That mass panic was genuine.
411
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,618
I don't believe those babies have lice.
412
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,370
- [Tina grunting]
- Tina!
413
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,750
- Tina, are you okay?
- It's my own fault.
414
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,502
Poor birdie's just hungry.
415
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,838
Ugh. You always feed Lumpy the Park Duck.
416
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,467
[Dez] I fed the duck, ma'am.
I'm a stroller. I have snacks.
417
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,469
Wait, then why the attack?
418
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,305
Hmm. That is a very good question.
419
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:08,225
Tina, is that
just ponder scratching or...?
420
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,768
I finally got lice!
421
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,853
- Ew. Warn me next time.
- Ew.
422
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:16,108
The duck is the source.
You weren't attacked for not feeding him.
423
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,443
You were attacked
for getting close to the truth.
424
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,821
Yes! The duck works for Lice Co!
425
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,948
No, that's ridiculous.
426
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,993
He's operating some sort
of Duck Love organization.
427
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,120
- Who loves ducks?
- Who loves lice?
428
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:30,080
- Duck chase!
- [Lumpy quacks]
429
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,665
[yells in slow motion]
430
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,750
[quacking in slow motion]
431
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,461
[yells in slow motion]
432
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,636
[quacks]
433
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,640
Might I be of assistance?
434
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,642
- [quacks]
- [Tina] Great work, JJ.
435
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:55,147
Dez has lice shampoo in his storage pouch.
Hurry, we'll hold Lumpy.
436
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,983
- Seriously?
- We're doing this now?
437
00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:00,986
I wanna 'rang something.
Can you water plants?
438
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,779
- Fine! Get the duck!
- Okay!
439
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,871
[groaning]
440
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,124
[whimpers]
441
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,459
No, no, no, wait!
442
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,003
Hallelujah!
443
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,630
- You're sure?
- Sir, I'm a future nurse.
444
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:23,175
I know when a lice crisis
has been contained.
445
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:26,553
- You and your baby are free to stroll.
- How can I ever repay you?
446
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,722
No need, sir. I have my reward.
447
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,808
[Yvette laughs] Hey. Throw it to me.
448
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,977
I'm trying. It just comes back.
449
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,312
[Yvette laughs]
450
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:38,899
Who gives toilet work to a baby?
We don't even use them.
451
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:41,693
Yeah, we gotta keep an eye on that kid.
452
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,363
[theme music playing]
453
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,826
- ♪ Boss Baby ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
454
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,162
- ♪ Boss Baby ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
455
00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:54,247
- ♪ Boss Baby ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
456
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,044
- ♪ Boss Baby ♪
- ♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪
457
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:01,671
♪ Boss Baby
I'm a legend, mythic ♪
458
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,466
♪ Y'all heard the story
But you know what the twist is? ♪
459
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,093
♪ Welcome to the family business ♪
460
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:07,344
♪ Boss Baby ♪