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- Hold all my...
- [laughing]

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<i>♪ Boss Baby! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm the boss dial in to the meeting ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everybody here?
Please find your seating ♪</i>

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<i>♪ While you teething
I'm sinking my teeth in ♪</i>

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<i>♪ First one to show
So I can do all my greeting ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Profits, payrolls, and pacifiers ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I make friends
I love you, you're hired ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So come on
And raise your juice boxes skyward ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Boss babies until we retire ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Boss baby ♪
- ♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Boss baby ♪
- ♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Boss baby ♪
- ♪ Can a baby get a witness? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Grab a high chair
This the family business ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Boss baby ♪</i>

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[water bubbling]

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Simmons, do you trust me?

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- Meh.
- Do you trust me?

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With my life.

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[indistinct chattering]

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Sorry. I get them when I'm nervous.

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Don't touch it.

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We've got a looky-loo. Split up.

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[grunting]

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[grunting]

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[sliding]

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[intense music playing]

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[keyboard beeping]

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Katja, wanna join my Poetry Club?

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It's haiku night.

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[groans]

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What's this all about?

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The end of
Baby Corp's five percenter system.

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What? The five percenter system works.
The cutest babies generate the most love.

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Let me diagram it.

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We got some babies up here
in the top 5% cuteness zone

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and more down here
in the average-to-yikes region.

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So when Baby Corp says
these cuties deserve more love,

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what you wind up with is a big old butt.

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Whoa. I don't wanna be a big butt.

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No one does.
That's why some of us are fighting back.

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Nannycam's never gonna agree.

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[scoffs]
Why do you think we're all secretive?

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Eight signature lines for the heads
of all eight Baby Corp departments.

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If all eight agree
to end the five percenter system,

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forget what Nannycam says.

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We can take this
to her bosses, the Board of Directors.

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We got IT, HR, and, of course,
Tina and me in Field Operations.

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R & D would put us halfway there.

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But if we don't get all eight,

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we're probably getting fired.

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HR keeps it real, okay?

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- So this is where you are hiding.
- [screams]

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Hide the butt.

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[dramatic music playing]

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Uncuddleables are attacking
a five percenter.

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Oh, thank good...

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This atrocity will not stand.

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[elevator dings]

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[Tina] It's Fights Himself in Mirror Baby.

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For reals? No.

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I love that kid.

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Saw him drop-kick a puddle once.
What's the sitch?

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[Tina] These two are hogging
the only mirror at Junior Fancy Junior's.

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- It's okay. Big kids will be done soon.
- Any time now.

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Baby Love's getting dicey.
Tell me you got something going.

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Too public for open conflict. Pip,
think you can run interference on Mia?

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I never think.

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[upbeat music playing]

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[giggling]

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That twerp jacked my ride.

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Dez, you're up. Ready to be
a cute baby's cute punching bag?

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[Dez] I am a shoe bench
with a mirror. It'll be my honor.

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[cooing]

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[Dez] There you go.
Stick your reflection and move.

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- No, you don't.
- Whoa!

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[Boss Baby grunts]

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[punching and grunting]

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[Nannycam] That baby can take a beating.

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How's the revolution going?

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Not bad. Another department head signed.

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We should do a barbecue or... Sorry.

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[Nannycam] Sorry?

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Since when do Uncuddleables apologize?

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Uh, let's check on Pip.

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[Pip yelling]

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[Pip over speakers]
<i>I got holes open and stuff's falling out.</i>

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Send medical assistance.

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[Tina over radio]
<i>They're fighting dirty. Pip's down.</i>

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No one messes with my team.

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[woman] Oh, he's fighting himself.

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Legend does it again.

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That was...

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Terrible.

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We almost get busted
by Security Baby Katja,

96
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then I got Austin apologizing
during distraction ops.

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Sorry. Ah! Sorry. Ah!

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We can't risk getting sloppy.

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Not while this secret revolution
is short four department heads.

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- Three. Chip's on board.
- Give me that paper.

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The Legal Department is signing on.

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- That snack stealer is in Legal?
- Head of Legal.

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Great.
You only need three more department heads.

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Uh, it's not about how many are left.

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It's about who is left.

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Keep my jam going, Antonio,

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'cause HR is about to get personnel funky.

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Challenge 1, Bad Idea Baby in Marketing.

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Whatever the smart move is,
don't count on him making it.

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[groans] Marketing.

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Challenge 2,

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Amal in Accounting.

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Yeah, Amal's a company baby.
He'll be the trickiest recruit.

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Challenge number ultimate,

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Security Baby Katja.

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[flute playing]

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Security.

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- [all groaning]
- Man.

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It's me. I know babies better
than their own pediatricians.

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Heck, I'll start with Katja.

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Put on my best how-are-you smile.

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Uh, what's a how-are-you smi...?
Oh, how sweet of you. I'm all good.

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Whoa, those gums got some kick.

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And march right down to her office.

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I doubt you'll find her there.

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I see her in the High Security Wing
when I work on the UltraBaby Omega doodad.

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What doodad?

128
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Some tech designs
Nannycam had me work up for UBO.

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Pretty hush-hush.

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Whoa, weird.

131
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Nannycam had me working
on some voice recognition software.

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She said that was a hush-hush UBO thing.

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Whoa, weird.

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Nannycam asked me
to write some hush-hush legal memos

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to protect Baby Corp
if it became public knowledge

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she authorized the use
of a cute baby to torture teenagers.

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And guess who found a loophole.

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Nannycam had everyone working
on slices of this plan,

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but no one knows the whole pie.

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[quacking]

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I'm sure it was inspiring in duck.

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Curtis, no.

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He's offering to be bait, to get inside,

144
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and help us
learn more about the UBO plans.

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[bass music playing]

146
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I play two instruments,
and those are the only options you get.

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- We brought a present.
- [quacks]

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- Lumpy Curtis.
- Gonna take him down for questioning.

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- Figured you'd wanna hear the good news.
- Hold up. Hot idea.

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I've been cooking something V top-secret.

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I was looking
for a guinea pig to test it on.

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But, hey, I'll take a gross duck.
Great timing.

153
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Suspiciously coincidental.

154
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I love coincidences.
I call them nature's made-you-looks.

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Let's go.

156
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Keep Nannycam busy.
I'll get to work on Katja.

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Your face is broken.

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Admiring your leash holding.
You could be in a dog show.

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Dogs grow from puppies.

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Puppies are our enemies.
Are you a traitor?

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No,
I just think those dog shows are silly.

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Your chitchat is bad.
Possibly because of your broken face.

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We will walk in silence now.

164
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Top-secret plans, huh?
Should I be nervous?

165
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All good.
I'm looking to go out a legend myself.

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Go out a legend?

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- Okay, you know these two?
- He was in every movie last year.

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She's on every magazine cover.

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- Love her album.
- Love his album.

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World's most beautiful celebrity couple.

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People who know their way around a camera.

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<i>And so will their new bundle of joy,</i>

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<i>Always on Camera Baby, me.</i>

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That's your secret plan?

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Retiring?

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In Hollywood celebrity baby style.

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Then what are we doing here?
We have a retirement party to plan.

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I told you, I wanna go out a legend.

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But Uncuddleables
came looking to take it down,

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sabotaged that baby pageant.

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Remember how our UBO
got exposed longer than eight seconds,

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and it was so painful
to look at everybody scream

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like their eyes
were trying to bite their faces?

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It was a week ago, and I was there.

185
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Let me tell you
what I saw up on that stage.

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- A vision.
- [both gasp]

187
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Don't cover those eyes.

188
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I don't wanna look longer
than eight seconds.

189
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Leave that worry in the past.
The future is here.

190
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Is that UBO?

191
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Well, it's a suit
with its own artificial intelligence

192
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and threat-detection software,
but our nukey-cutie UBO's inside.

193
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Check this out.

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[quacking]

195
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[UBO] Enemy detected.

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The theory was, harness the power
of UBO's so-cute-it's-painful adorability

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into one focused burst,

198
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and it'll render any enemy
completely terrified of babies.

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Theory proved.

200
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I'm taking down those Uncuddleables,
and going out laughing.

201
00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:03,936
I don't want my brain lasered
until I fear babies.

202
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:08,399
I am an actor, and a babysitter,
and only one pays.

203
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:09,609
We made a deal.

204
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,069
And you made a superweapon?

205
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,696
They didn't do it on purpose.

206
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,823
Stop being a corporate kiss-up.

207
00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:17,533
Stop attacking my boss.

208
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,577
Stop attacking our brains.

209
00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:21,746
Stop fighting.

210
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,459
Dad says, "Never waste a cookie."

211
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Every baby is risking their jobs
to change things at Baby Corp.

212
00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:34,383
You're not the ones with a superweapon
targeting your skull spaghetti.

213
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,595
But that's the whole thing.
UBO isn't a weapon.

214
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She's a baby.

215
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She deserves love like anybody else
left behind by this five percenter system.

216
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So we're not gonna stop UBO?

217
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,356
No, we're gonna save her.

218
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:53,736
Ma'am, we still need
three department head signatures.

219
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- I'll take the lead on signatures.
- I'll take UBO.

220
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You designed her security.
How do we get in?

221
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:03,663
I'm good at designing security wings,
so you don't.

222
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:07,625
Only authorized babies and prisoners.
None of us is authorized.

223
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,795
Okay, what about the other thing?

224
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Not happening.

225
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:17,009
We prepped everything he'll need.
Supplies, change of clothes.

226
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,969
They planned for everything.

227
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:22,181
Did you plan for me saying no?
I'm saying no.

228
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I made a personal privacy shield
so you don't have to watch it happen.

229
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You're a baby, but things still happen
if you don't watch.

230
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- Carol, we've got no other option.
- They've got no other option.

231
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No.

232
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[sighs] My love, my life,

233
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there's a baby stuck
in a mechanized anti-teenager weapon suit.

234
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The only way to rescue her
is if I take a carefully dosed bottle

235
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of age-reducing formula made
by a magic baby corporation in the clouds.

236
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[sighs] Go save the UBO.

237
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Deploy personal privacy shield.

238
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,425
[inspirational music playing]

239
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,802
[Tim screaming]

240
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:08,394
Woo! Uncuddleable Tim's ready
to be taken prisoner. My armpits stink.

241
00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:11,313
Ow! Pimple in my nostril. I'm so hungry.

242
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,898
Oh, my gosh. You're my wife.

243
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,359
You're so pretty. Oh, no. Um...

244
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,738
How's it going?
Wanna see how high I jump a bike?

245
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,907
This is why I said no.

246
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,701
Amal, got a second?

247
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:26,036
You came. The flyers worked.

248
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,497
Hey, y'all, it's Poetry with Amal.

249
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,460
Yup, that's exactly why we're here.

250
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,045
<i>Hark
Niagara Falls</i>

251
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:38,466
<i>On this day
It calls me</i>

252
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:43,220
- Thank you. Tina, share.
- My turn. Great. [clears throat]

253
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,847
<i>Dreams are fun</i>

254
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:45,931
<i>I have them</i>

255
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,099
<i>A ton</i>

256
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,851
<i>You know what isn't fun?</i>

257
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,145
<i>The five percenters' sys-tum</i>

258
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,942
I don't like the treason
your poetry suggests.

259
00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:01,322
- I suggest we hear Pip's poem.
- I didn't prepare any dope rhymes.

260
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,365
Poetry doesn't have to rhyme.

261
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,700
[sighs]

262
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,785
<i>Ugly trees eating soup</i>

263
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,746
<i>Couch wars
A brick that's a toy</i>

264
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,332
<i>I wish swords screamed
When they were being swung</i>

265
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:12,541
<i>Swinged? Swang?</i>

266
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,835
- Can I stop talking?
- Yes.

267
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:15,961
That's poetry.

268
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:19,006
It shakes my core
and lights my soul on fire.

269
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,843
I'm so poet-pumped.
I wanna do something crazy.

270
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:27,264
Like signing a petition
to end Baby Corp's five percenter policy?

271
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,350
Now we're rocking the cradle.

272
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,978
Amal's in.
Just need Security and Marketing.

273
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,480
How's your thing going?

274
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,236
Where is my duck?

275
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,365
[indistinct yelling]

276
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:49,245
I'm Big Jimmy Bearhands,
the Uncuddleable so crazy,

277
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,956
you can't hire me
to babysit without a prescription.

278
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,291
I've come to liberate my duck brother.

279
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,418
I demand to see Curtis.

280
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,837
Well, you got your wish, punk.

281
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,298
Throw him in a high-security cell.

282
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,261
Oh. You caught a non-duck one?

283
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,346
Warm up my UBO fraidy-blaster.

284
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:11,767
And tell that Uncuddleable
to slap on some Buttsnuggers diapers.

285
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,520
He'll be fine. You just cover your end.

286
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,982
With the five percenter system gone,
more babies get love,

287
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:21,318
which, for a marketing genius
like yourself, seems a no-brainer.

288
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,903
I hate this idea.

289
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:26,407
I knew it.
He's way too cool for our revolution.

290
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,741
I didn't say that.

291
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,411
What's this revolution called?

292
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:33,247
Maybe you could give us a name?

293
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,917
Gotta be something catchy
that tells people

294
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:42,882
we're all about spreading the warmth,
and what we do is gonna change everything.

295
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:47,344
The Great Medieval London Fire of 1135.

296
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,805
- Eh...
- I love it.

297
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,682
I'm in.

298
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,188
[Tim] No, it's wearing off?

299
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:01,609
Not yet. I haven't tried standing
without my knees cracking.

300
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,569
[Tim grunting]

301
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,030
[Tim yelling]

302
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,242
[sighs] Oh.

303
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,952
- [cracking]
- Oh!

304
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:17,041
Oh, yeah. Okay. I popped the cuffs.
What's the plan to get me out?

305
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,793
Rip the door open.
It's a prison for babies.

306
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:25,591
Where were you last time
Tabitha and I were stuck in those cells?

307
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,760
<i>Don't ask questions, just go.</i>

308
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,179
<i>Twenty paces down the corridor,
then right.</i>

309
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,263
<i>What do you see?</i>

310
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:36,602
Uh, the gates of heaven,
but decorated by the CIA?

311
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:40,689
<i>You're there. Door code
is circle-circle-heart-circle-triangle.</i>

312
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,362
I don't think the UBO...

313
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,822
- <i>Tim, watch out.</i>
- Stealth mode.

314
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,575
<i>Tim. Tim.</i>

315
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,994
[stuttering] I'm okay.

316
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,246
[screams] Stubby-legged devil!

317
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,125
Someone's after UBO. Go.

318
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:01,794
[man] Security.

319
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,922
Time to fake our deaths
and start fresh with new identities.

320
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,715
I'm feeling like a Cody.

321
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:11,220
No, Cod... Pip. Great name.
But we need to finish our mission.

322
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:14,473
Hammer team to High Security Wing.
Headshark team, with me.

323
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,185
And I... I...

324
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,687
I gotta go.

325
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,234
We can't get to you. Let us in.

326
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,819
I can't.

327
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:31,573
When I hear your voice,
I think of your face and your button nose

328
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,868
and soft bulbous head.

329
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,370
<i>You have to fight this.</i>

330
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,211
<i>Down the hall. And hurry.</i>

331
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:47,631
Can you please sound less like a baby?

332
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:51,260
There should be a button
outside the door. Press it.

333
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:54,513
And see a bunch of toddling demons?
No, thanks.

334
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:58,142
[Dez] Would you prefer to look
at your shoes? I have a limited skill set.

335
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,768
- There they are.
- Get them.

336
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,396
Tim, press that button now.

337
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,191
I did it.

338
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,611
- Great work. Somebody get Curtis.
- [security guard] Protect the UBO.

339
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,822
You, robot suit.

340
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,283
Let the UBO out of there.

341
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,826
[UBO] Request denied.

342
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,537
Oh, you want this to get nasty?

343
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,330
No, you are Baby Corp.

344
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,875
Not when Baby Corp isn't Baby Corp.

345
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,713
[UBO] Traitor detected.

346
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:28,630
Traitor?

347
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,424
Pal, look in the mirror.

348
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:37,514
[UBO] Ahh! There's a baby inside of me.

349
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,143
Deploy personal privacy shield.

350
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,481
It's all right.
We're getting you out of here.

351
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,610
- Situation update on UBO...
- Got a minute? One sec?

352
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,195
Chitchat. Real quick.

353
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,155
[Tina laughs]

354
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,200
[Katja] I do not wish to be your airplane.

355
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,410
Oh, come on. I just wanna talk.

356
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:03,082
No, you want me to join
your subversive anarchist collective.

357
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,751
Why didn't we use that name?

358
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:06,668
You knew?

359
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,629
Security knows everything.

360
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,089
Why didn't you tell?

361
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,965
Your cause is righteous.

362
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,134
The five percenter system is shameful.

363
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,303
- Then you're joining us?
- Never.

364
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,055
- But you just...
- Never.

365
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:18,972
Why not?

366
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:24,728
Because I don't know
how to write my own name.

367
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,107
Neither do half the babies here.

368
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,026
Chip drew a weird pizza,
and he's a lawyer.

369
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:36,532
- I can teach you to write your name.
- If I join your revolution, you'd do that?

370
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,493
[scoffs] I'd do that if you don't join.

371
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,829
Sometimes babies just need help.

372
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:45,582
For now could you just draw a fist?
The meter's running.

373
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:49,253
Ms. Nannycam, I found UBO.
She's in the board of director's office.

374
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:53,257
- UBO? Yo, hey, who's seen...?
- [Boss Baby] She's not here.

375
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:58,303
[gasps] Wait a shameful minute.
This UBO breakout was you two?

376
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,555
[Tina] Just read this.

377
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,016
This is your play?
Go behind my Buttsnuggers?

378
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,601
Have the board get rid of me?

379
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,353
No, you're great.

380
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:09,773
But it's time to let go
of the five percenter system.

381
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,570
[Tina] Still room for
one more signature. Join us.

382
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:19,074
Join the
Great Medieval London Fire of 1135.

383
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,701
- Marketing.
- [groans]

384
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:23,328
Keep your crayon. I won't sign anything.

385
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:28,000
<i>And what is this legally binding document
I see before me?</i>

386
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,836
Your boardly avatars?

387
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:34,047
<i>We learned how to videoconference.</i>

388
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:38,302
<i>- Hail technologic efficiency.
- I'm on my yacht.</i>

389
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:42,055
Sirs, ma'ams, tablet phantoms,
this is a petition

390
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,349
to end the five percenter system.

391
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,727
Signed by the heads
of all eight departments.

392
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:51,982
<i>You wish to end the five percenter system
when Baby Corp is thriving?</i>

393
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,650
That's what I'm saying.

394
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,153
<i>Baby Love has never been higher.</i>

395
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,363
Tell them, Board Baby Demarius.

396
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:02,868
Baby Corp was created
to bring love to all babies.

397
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,370
That's this company's bottom line.

398
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:10,459
<i>This company's bottom line
has always been its bottom line.</i>

399
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:15,297
<i>And thanks to the five percenter system,
our bottom line is bounteous.</i>

400
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,841
But we made a petition.

401
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:22,638
<i>And we thank you
for showing us whom to fire.</i>

402
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:32,189
Hey, just wanted to say,
I'm sorry it played out this way.

403
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:35,108
But thank you that it played out this way.

404
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:39,863
Because I cannot imagine going out
a bigger legend than I am right now.

405
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,199
Keep the UBO and your Uncuddleables.

406
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:46,286
I'm jumping into
that five percenter Hollywood life today.

407
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,622
Oh, today might not be great.

408
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,666
Feels pretty great.

409
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:55,295
Yeah, but it's possible
we already delivered your celebrity couple

410
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,047
a more worthy new baby.

411
00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:00,259
- [doorbell rings]
- [Stella] Who is it?

412
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,343
[Tabitha] It's them.

413
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,637
I gotta get a picture.

414
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:07,641
[Ace] It's a privacy shield hoop curtain,
like we celebrities use.

415
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,601
[Stella] Let's lower it dramatically.

416
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,688
[Dez] Shouldn't someone warn them
not to stare too long into...?

417
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,356
[Stella and Ace] Aww.

418
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:19,111
[Stella] What a perfectly normal-looking
baby by our standards.

419
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,947
[Dez]
Oh, right. They're incredibly attractive.

420
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,324
[Ace] Welcome to the family, baby girl.

421
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,177
["All through the Night" playing]

422
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:30,789
<i>♪ While the moon her watch is keeping ♪</i>

423
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:34,626
<i>♪ All through the night ♪</i>

424
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:39,881
<i>♪ While the weary world is sleeping ♪</i>

425
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:44,428
<i>♪ All through the night ♪</i>

426
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:50,058
<i>♪ O'er thy spirit gently stealing ♪</i>

427
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:54,938
<i>♪ Visions of delight revealing ♪</i>

428
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:59,651
<i>♪ Breathes a pure and holy feeling ♪</i>

429
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,987
<i>♪ All through... ♪</i>

430
00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:02,904
[thud]

431
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:07,784
[groans] Stop whining. It's a job.
It's not like the end of the world.

432
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:12,247
Do what I did when I lost a job I loved.
Start your own. Your way.

433
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,708
I've seen great businesses start

434
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:18,086
with a lot less talent and passion
than I see in this room.

435
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,965
I got recruited to the junior yakuza,
but I'm open to other careers.

436
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,092
I think it's a great idea too.

437
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,428
I'm just scared
to look you in the face to say it.

438
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,804
[quacks]

439
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,723
I'll take care of that.

440
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:32,976
- [man] Can I set up here?
- [woman] What's the Wi-Fi password?

441
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,187
We're actually doing this?

442
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,647
Our own Baby Love company?

443
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:40,525
You tell me, co-CEO.

444
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,363
[closing theme playing]

445
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:49,785
♪ Boss baby ♪

446
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,828
♪ Boss baby ♪

447
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,872
♪ Boss baby ♪

448
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,211
- ♪ Boss baby ♪
- ♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪

449
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:01,713
- ♪ Boss baby ♪
- ♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪

450
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,382
♪ Y'all heard the story
But you know what the twist is? ♪

451
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:07,552
♪ Welcome to the family business
Boss baby ♪