1 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:17,726 [assistant] Mr. Sterling always says, 2 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:22,480 "Some teams sell success. The Clippers sell hope." 3 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,735 What he means is we usually lose. 4 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,447 He says a lot of things he shouldn't. 5 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:37,370 [team owner] Who makes the game? Do I make the game? Or do they make the game? 6 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:40,582 I give them food and clothes and cars and... 7 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,379 [assistant] VIPs are like that. 8 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:49,174 - Hello? - [employee] Mr. Sterling, it's out. 9 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,593 [assistant] They think they're surrounded by nobodies. 10 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:54,179 What do you mean it's out? What's out? 11 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,306 [employee] Uh, the recording of you and V. 12 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:05,940 [assistant] But most of the big stars started out as nobodies. 13 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:13,656 Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team. 14 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:14,741 [staff member] Coach. 15 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,576 [assistant] Einstein was expelled. 16 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,912 It's the tape. It's out. 17 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,956 [assistant] And they got big in the olden days. 18 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,253 Now anyone can blow up in an instant. 19 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:34,636 So the dangerous thing about disrespecting a nobody, 20 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,139 especially one with big, big potential like me... 21 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,808 [newscaster] ...the owner of the Los Angeles Clippers 22 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,518 is facing controversy tonight 23 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:45,146 {\an8}over racist comments he made in audio leaked to TMZ. 24 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:46,356 {\an8}[inhales deeply] 25 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,941 [assistant] I'm listening. 26 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,747 {\an8}[driver] Clippers offices? 27 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:06,209 {\an8}Sure you don't wanna circle around to departures, fuck off back to Boston? 28 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:11,131 Come find me at Staples so I can enjoy the abject shock on your face 29 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,466 when the Clippers bring home a title this season. 30 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:14,884 - O-Okay. We'll see. - Yeah. 31 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,970 Hey, I'm just messing with you, man. You're a legend. 32 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:20,098 It's an honor to squire the great Doc Rivers into LA in my Prius. 33 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,182 Thanks, man. 34 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:23,935 Hey, can I ask you a very, very personal question? 35 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,520 - Off the record. - Yeah. 36 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,397 Why did a championship coach like you 37 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,816 take a job with the dogshittiest team in sports? 38 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:31,734 I like a challenge. 39 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:36,531 [sighs] 40 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,245 [radio host] Remember last winter's spooky story 41 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:45,331 of the body found in a hotel water tower? 42 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:49,419 Well, the LA County coroner finally revealed the cause of death today: 43 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,004 accidental drowning. 44 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:55,091 And another fabulous day at the beaches, a high of 82... 45 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,843 - [employee] Our fearless leader! - [Doc] Andy. 46 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,429 Sorry they forgot to get a car to LAX for you, Doc. 47 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:00,805 Interns. 48 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:03,850 Um, so the press conference isn't until this afternoon, 49 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,019 so what can we get you to eat for lunch? 50 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:10,106 Sushi, Indian, Indian-sushi fusion? 51 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,608 - Get me a bento box. - Right. 52 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,693 Um, Mr. Roeser... [whispers indistinctly] 53 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,697 Ah! Apparently we ordered a deli platter. 54 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,449 Deli platter okay? 55 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,287 You know Gary Sacks, right? 56 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,788 The Sack Attack. [chuckles] 57 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:29,375 EVP of player personnel and a 19-year vet. 58 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,544 - Glad to have you back, Coach. - Yeah, thanks. 59 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:35,131 Uh, okay, uh, Digital. [groans] HR. 60 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:40,345 Uh... Oh, and if it, uh, breaks, beeps or freezes, your eggheads in IT. 61 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,765 And here's King Egghead right here. Sandy, how long you been with us? 62 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,225 Twenty-five years, Mr. Roeser. 63 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,768 Twenty-five years. 64 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:50,772 Uh... Oh! Your wordsmiths in Communications, Seth Burton, VP. 65 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:53,900 Coach, I'm Seth. I, uh, I enjoy Scandinavian crime fiction. 66 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,818 - I've been-- - Seth, let me interrupt you. 67 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,947 So, 43 years as a franchise, 68 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,032 and the Clippers have never won a championship. 69 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,116 Ever. 70 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:04,494 How many times have you made it to the second round of the playoffs? 71 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:05,578 Just the second round? 72 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:06,704 Two-- U-Uh, twice. 73 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:08,039 [laughs] That's crazy. 74 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,626 No offense, but you guys are the worst organization in sports. 75 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:14,462 You're not here to retire with a gold watch. 76 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:15,546 You're here to win. 77 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,759 Why the fuck are you talking to me about longevity when you haven't won anything? 78 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,094 Makes me very uncomfortable. 79 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:28,685 We are going to win a championship this year, and it will change your life. 80 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,813 Where's my favorite coach? 81 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,482 - Doc! - Donald. 82 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,694 Bet you're glad you're out of Boston. 83 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:38,861 - [Andy chuckles] - I love Boston. 84 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:41,197 [Donald] Did Doc tell you when he used to play for me? 85 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:44,617 Well, you were here, Sandy, minus about 20 pounds of ya. 86 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,620 Listen, Donald, I'd like to get into some personnel issues. 87 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,705 Good. Andy, you wanna-- 88 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,124 Oh, yeah, oh. Come on. Back to work. 89 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,377 Eh, still not one for small talk. 90 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,546 [Doc] I wanna make a play for JJ Redick. 91 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,839 He's got two offers already, 92 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,091 so we'll have to spend $30 million for four years. 93 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:04,012 Uh, who is this JJ? I mean, where's he from? 94 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,097 Free agent out of Milwaukee. He's the shooter we need. 95 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:08,516 [Andy] My sources say JJ's signing with Minnesota, 96 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,601 and Chris Paul already broke the piggy bank. 97 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:12,520 Uh, he's very hard to please. 98 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,064 [Doc] Did your sources also tell you Chris is our team captain? 99 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:16,441 Look, we can afford Redick. 100 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:20,153 What we can't afford is to get bounced out of the playoffs again in the first round. 101 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,654 [Donald] Okay, Doc. Okay. 102 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,156 My coach knows best. 103 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:25,908 Look at you. 104 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:27,994 Is that Havarti? 105 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,457 Mmm. Help yourself too, sweetie. 106 00:05:33,624 --> 00:05:35,043 Are you trading DeAndre Jordan? 107 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,210 Excuse me? 108 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:38,087 This is V, my assistant. 109 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:41,841 I heard the last coach wanted to. He's expensive and he can't shoot. 110 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,385 Well, the last coach got fired. 111 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,846 DeAndre's gonna be the best defender in the league, 112 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,933 and personnel decisions are none of your damn business, V. 113 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:57,023 [Andy] Mmm. Yep, um, Doc, let's, uh-- let's get you fitted with a Clippers polo. 114 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,568 First day, so don't feel bad, 115 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:04,572 but, uh, Mr. Sterling gets upset when people don't call him Mr. Sterling. 116 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:07,283 Well, I'll call him Mr. Sterling when he calls me Mr. Rivers. 117 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:10,370 - [Andy] Where are you going? - [Doc] Bringing JJ to LA. 118 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,997 [guest] Is Sterling gonna freak if I order an entrée? 119 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:14,290 [Doc] Come on. 120 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,377 When you played for the Clippers, did you have to buy your own socks? 121 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,461 - No. - I read one time 122 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:22,048 Sterling tried to fire the trainer and get the coach to tape up the players. 123 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,800 I read he likes losing. 124 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,968 His philosophy being people come to the games either way 125 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:27,762 and he doesn't have to spend on salary. 126 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,222 You look at the Internet a lot. 127 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:32,934 Well, I'm not cheap, and I'm not going to tape up your ankles. 128 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:33,851 [chuckles] 129 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:36,020 We'll match any offer, including the socks. 130 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,400 JJ, you're the perimeter shooter I need. 131 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,904 You'll be a full-time starter, and we are winning a title. 132 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,031 I'm down the road with Minnesota. 133 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:52,370 Yeah, but are you the missing ingredient to a championship team in Minnesota? 134 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,706 [reporters clamoring] Coach! Coach! 135 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:58,334 Thanks, ladies and gentlemen. Bill, what do you got for me? 136 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,586 Doc, any truth to the rumor 137 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,297 that you're on the verge of closing a deal with JJ Redick? 138 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:06,134 [reporters murmuring] 139 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,135 [phone buzzes] 140 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,262 [automated voice] The white zone is for loading and unloading... 141 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,930 - Andy. - [Andy] Happy Fourth. 142 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,056 Plans with the family? 143 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:14,142 Yeah, just got back to Orlando. 144 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,144 Kids are in town. 145 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:17,979 My wife invited-- 146 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,274 Wait, why are you calling me? 147 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:23,693 [Donald] Hello? 148 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:24,777 Hello, Andy? 149 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,487 It's Doc too, Donald. 150 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:30,575 [Andy] Mr. Sterling, I told Doc you changed your mind on JJ, and he's-- 151 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,326 - He doesn't-- - What's going on, Donald? 152 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:35,663 [Donald] I've been talking to people, and they don't like JJ. 153 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:37,248 What people? Your dry cleaner? 154 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,000 [Donald] That's funny. He'll find another home. 155 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,419 [Gary] Mr. Sterling, the other teams in play for JJ filled their slots. 156 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:42,670 [Donald] Is that Gary? 157 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:45,089 Gary, if you say one more fucking word, you're fired. 158 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:47,300 What have these people been telling you about JJ, Donald? 159 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,384 [Donald] He's white. 160 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,636 I didn't know he was white. 161 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,055 What the fuck? 162 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:56,058 What does him being white have anything to do with it? 163 00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:57,685 [Donald groans] 164 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:59,604 What is that? Are you just making a sound? 165 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,690 [Andy] The offer to JJ isn't papered yet, so legally we should be covered. 166 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,025 [Gary] We can't take back a verbal offer. 167 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,401 It's bad for the team's reputation. 168 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:06,986 [Donald] Gary, get off the call! You're fired. 169 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,280 We renege on JJ now, Donald, we'll never get another free agent again. 170 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:13,367 [Donald] Doc, Doc, Doc. Don't worry about that. I have a good reputation. 171 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:14,535 No, I have a reputation. 172 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:17,872 [Donald] What's your reputation? I'm the one. Everyone loves me. 173 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,790 - No, they don't. - [Donald] Excuse me? 174 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:23,377 Who are you talking to, you fucking brat? I'm your owner. 175 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:25,463 You're not my owner, because I quit. 176 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,423 [Donald] Quiet! You're on a choke chain, you-- 177 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:30,760 [sighs] 178 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,681 [grunts, sighs] 179 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,853 [phone rings] 180 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,691 [Andy] Okay. Good talk. JJ's approved. 181 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,193 What the fuck, Andy? 182 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:50,279 Hey, look, I know people think Mr. Sterling's some kind of joke. 183 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,615 He wears socks and sandals, I get it. 184 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:56,369 But he built an empire. Maybe he deserves some respect. 185 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,414 Anyways, don't make plans for Labor Day. We'll see you at his white party. 186 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:01,499 His what? 187 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,252 When it's hot like this, I put my undies in the icebox 188 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:09,715 and drink a cold Clipper-tini, courtesy of Donald T. Sterling. [chuckles] 189 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,050 [Doc] It's a beautiful home. 190 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,135 We'd love to get you into a condo 191 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,555 until your family can join you from Florida. 192 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,975 Donald and I own 150 properties around town. 193 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:24,647 Hotels, a Malibu yacht club, half the apartments in Beverly Hills. 194 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,732 We know everybody in real estate. 195 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:32,071 Or if you need a decorating eye or a housekeeper, 196 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,907 I find them for a lot of the wives. 197 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,326 Very kind of you, Shelly. Very kind. 198 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,662 Yeah. Think about it. 199 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:40,746 All right. 200 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:42,623 [guest] Hi! 201 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,791 [Shelly] Come on, Doc. 202 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,376 [guests murmuring, laughing] 203 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,669 [Shelly chuckles] 204 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:49,005 Our little way to kick off the season. 205 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:52,925 Where's Donald? 206 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,094 I'll go find him. 207 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,846 - Don't be shy. - Yeah. 208 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,191 Natural light, am I right? 209 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,779 Uh, these-- These both looked white at home. [chuckles] 210 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:28,878 Let's give a big hand to the fabulous Clippers 211 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,631 and America! 212 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,715 USA! 213 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,925 [guests cheering] 214 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:38,929 Let's give a big hand to one of the finest athletes ever, 215 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:45,519 the leader of this team, el hombre himself, Blake Griffin. 216 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,730 [guest 1] I love you, Blake! 217 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:53,110 [Donald] And our fabulous new coach. 218 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,488 You're going to fall in love with him. 219 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:59,867 Let's hear it for Doc Rivers. 220 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,952 - [guest 2] Yeah, Doc! - [player] Come on, Coach! 221 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:04,789 - [laughs] - [guests cheering] 222 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,540 Thank you, Donald. Thank you, Shelly. 223 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,421 [guest 3] Have you two met? 224 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:18,260 [guest 4] Yeah. 225 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,015 [guest 5] All right. [laughs] 226 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,100 Yeah. 227 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:28,312 Ubuntu. 228 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,981 - Ubuntu. - Your motto with the Celtics. 229 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,650 - Yeah. -"I am great through others." 230 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,820 I use it at corporate retreats. It's a game changer. 231 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,154 - It is. It is. - Yeah. 232 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:40,741 Bad boy! Hogging Blake all to yourself. 233 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:43,327 I see a lot of pretty girls around here, Blake. 234 00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:46,080 - You're pretty too, honey. - Oh. 235 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,291 [Donald] Come, come, come, come, come. 236 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,795 This is our star, Blake Griffin. 237 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,880 [guest] Oh, needs no introduction. 238 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,048 Hello, Blake. 239 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,634 - Good to meet you. Good to meet you. - [guest] You look younger in person. 240 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:02,012 Um, yummy. Am I drooling? [laughs] 241 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:04,265 - You're hard-core Type-A, right? - Yeah. 242 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,934 Got an obsessive personality. You don't wanna see my closet. 243 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:10,104 Not a hair outta place. That's the type of energy we need on this team. 244 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,856 Look. Look at DeAndre. 245 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:15,901 Two cosmos and a smile. You ain't gon' see me smile till we win. 246 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,695 One of you guys wanna tap Blake out? 247 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:22,199 You don't get led by the hand unless you wanna be led by the hand. You feel me? 248 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:27,121 Don, come meet JJ. Over here with Chris. 249 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,667 JJ, I am so happy that you're joining us. 250 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:36,964 And are you gonna smile, finally, now that you have your coach? 251 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,883 That's called a game face, Donald. 252 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:42,595 And why aren't you boys talking to all these beautiful girls? 253 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,430 'Cause I love my wife. 254 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:52,354 Are you all right with Donald showing you off in front of folks like this? 255 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,190 Yeah. 256 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,693 I don't know. When he does it, I just kinda pretend like my hand 257 00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,112 is somebody else's hand and drift away a little bit. 258 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,572 Mm-hmm. 259 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:04,575 Any preexisting tension on the team I need to know about? 260 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,871 Nobody can stand the sound of Chris's voice, 261 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,457 but all the players agree with me about it, 262 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,459 so I wouldn't say it's a problem. 263 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:15,878 Okay. 264 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,051 Doc, it is a privilege to watch you mingle. 265 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:25,387 I knew we were gonna have a Donald problem, but Blake and Chris? 266 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,473 - Oh, yeah, no. They hate each other. - Yeah. 267 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:30,601 [sighs] 268 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,061 Keep the energy up. 269 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,395 And push the drink. 270 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,314 We over-ordered on the gin. 271 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,483 Hang on, honey. There. 272 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:45,241 Oh, not so much broccoli, honey. It sticks in your teeth. Hmm? 273 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,663 - So sorry we're late, Shelly. - [Shelly] You're not late at all. 274 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:55,334 [engine revs] 275 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:31,412 [singer] ♪ Reggae's expanding with Sly and Robbie ♪ 276 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,873 ♪ Stepping in a rhythm to a Kurtis Blow ♪ 277 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,708 ♪ Who wants to think When your feet just go? ♪ 278 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,419 ♪ Hip and a hop And a hippity-hop ♪ 279 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:41,755 Are you even watching what's happening with this Obamacare mess? 280 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,841 What's next, free facelifts? 281 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,302 It's the rise of the takers. 282 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:50,556 We're falling behind in the world in innovation, in science... 283 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,725 - In space. - In space. 284 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,270 These people, they don't make anything. They don't grow our economy. 285 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,273 They just sit around watching the Kardashians, 286 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:03,193 and they say, "Oh, gee! Look at those girls." [chuckles] 287 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:07,573 They haven't worked a day, and they have this lifestyle. 288 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,409 But you can't just show up and say, "Gimme." 289 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,078 - Oh, my God. It's the Electric Slide! - [guest] Come on! 290 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:16,165 ["Electric Boogie (The Electric Slide)" playing] 291 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,671 Let's just not look. 292 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,299 [friend 1] If that's a personal assistant, I'm Tinker Bell. 293 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,801 Where did Donald even meet her? 294 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,887 Donald's city council friend called and said, 295 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:33,390 "There's a beautiful mixed-race girl in jail with no one to bail her out," 296 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,851 and I thought... [chuckles] ...he'd find her very interesting. 297 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:38,270 They met at a Super Bowl party. 298 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,939 Let me set her straight. 299 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,609 [friend 2] The problem is Donald following his little captain. 300 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:53,869 [sighs] 301 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,287 I fermented a tea. 302 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,122 - I'll bring it to you tomorrow. - Oh. 303 00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,708 It's hibiscus. 304 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:07,049 [Shelly] V, honey! Thank you for coming. 305 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,095 And thank you for helping Donald these past few years, 306 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,055 driving him around and all that. 307 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,890 Don't worry about it. 308 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:21,355 You know, our lifestyle can be a lot of fun, 309 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,441 but the white party, that's work too. 310 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:29,446 Donald likes to be the first in the conga line, so to speak, 311 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,574 uh, but he counts on us to maintain a certain image. 312 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,952 - Do you know what I mean? - Definitely. 313 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,538 I've been helping Mr. Sterling a lot with his image. 314 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,872 Right. 315 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,083 What do you mean? 316 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,420 He speaks from the heart. That's what we love about him, right? 317 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,755 But we're working on his consistency. 318 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,594 [Donald] There's my hostess with the mostest. 319 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:53,929 Fabulous, honey. 320 00:16:56,473 --> 00:17:00,644 How can V afford a Ferrari? And why is it red? 321 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:04,606 I don't know. I mean, she owned some cars. She traded 'em. 322 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,150 Now there's a Ferrari. 323 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,236 Why do you care? You wanted her to have nice things. 324 00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:13,866 I said if she's going to be your assistant, she can't dress like a hoochie. 325 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,577 I don't like the way she looks at you. 326 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,913 Whatever she does for you, fine. 327 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:25,544 But why-- why show off in front of our friends, our team? 328 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,628 I'm curious. 329 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,298 - If you're so curious, ask her. - I did. 330 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,092 She said she's working on your consistency. 331 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:35,345 - Oh. Right. - Well, what on earth does that mean? 332 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:38,265 I'm forgetful, you know that. She keeps a record. 333 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,642 An audio record. 334 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,311 She's taping you? 335 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,980 Honey, I hate driving to Beverly Hills at night. 336 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,400 I need to go home. I've been standing all day. 337 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,569 My foot is hurting. 338 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,656 I'll tell V to look at me differently, okay? 339 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,042 Did you have fun? 340 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,210 [V] Yeah. Did you? 341 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,419 [Donald] Yes. 342 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,545 [V] Seat belt. 343 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,324 [phone rings] 344 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,993 [Doc] Hey, Ty, what time am I sitting down with Blake and Chris? 345 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,161 [Ty] You aren't. 346 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,496 [Doc] Oh, fuck. 347 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:45,332 Blake's shooting a Kia commercial. Chris has one for State Farm. 348 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,668 You know, where his twin sells insurance? [chuckles] 349 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,170 How do they come up with those? [clears throat] 350 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,255 You wanna go to them? 351 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:55,008 - [Shelly] What's going on at North Rodeo? - [manager] The tenant with the reptiles? 352 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,678 Oh, she says her asthma's acting up because of mold. 353 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,013 Mold? It's probably her turtle. 354 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,561 I want a happy building. Let's help her relocate. 355 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:10,274 Offer her place to Ms. Kwon and charge the turtle woman for new carpet. 356 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,693 [Donald] My bride. 357 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:16,405 Oh, hi, Mrs. Sterling. We're going down to parking. 358 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,739 Where are you off to? 359 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,992 - Uh-- - Um, Mr. Sterling has the dentist, 360 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,162 and then we're visiting grant candidates for the Sterling Foundation. 361 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,247 Homeless Rising, Para Los Niños. 362 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,749 Those sound very far east. 363 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:31,170 We have Nobu with the Lasordas this afternoon. 364 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,422 Thank you for reminding me. 365 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,925 ♪ I love, I love, I love my calendar girl ♪ 366 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,468 - [chuckles] - [phone chimes] 367 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,387 This elevator wants to go down. 368 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,728 Hey, can you do pick-up and take the boys to baseball? 369 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,188 Mr. Sterling's taking forever. 370 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,272 [person] I'm still at work. 371 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,774 I can't get to the school and the post office. 372 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,693 I'll get the transfer application tomorrow. 373 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,028 Due means due. 374 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,280 The transfer application has to go in today. 375 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,364 [person speaking Spanish] 376 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,949 Ugh, maybe we keep the kids where they are. 377 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:04,369 It's better not to change their routine. You might not get the duplex anyway. 378 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,748 Just get the transcripts, Lucy, and the teacher references. 379 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:11,543 We're going to meet the realtor now. I'll make sure we can use the address. 380 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,616 [Donald] No ticket. Good girl. 381 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,625 Why was it two hours? I thought it was only a cleaning. 382 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,293 Cracked filling, he said. 383 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,296 Oh, he drilled through my very soul. 384 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,799 Should we go straight to the open house? 385 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,300 What open house? 386 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,636 The duplex near the Beverly Center, remember? 387 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,221 The one with the white fireplace. 388 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,890 We don't have time for that. Go to Sunset. Go. 389 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,940 I don't see why we have time for this and not the open house. 390 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,026 If you were punctual this morning, we wouldn't be in a crunch. 391 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,320 We'll go next Tuesday. 392 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,072 They're taking offers this week. 393 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,782 What do you want me to do, stop time? 394 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,243 Fine, I'll go without you. 395 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,079 You like showing off a little backside, don't you? 396 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,414 Turn around, show me. 397 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,460 Is this the one we got at the Champs-Élysées? 398 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,546 We got it on Canon. 399 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:41,633 What do you need a house for anyway? You spend all your time at my place. 400 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:44,886 By myself, while you go off to Mrs. Sterling's. 401 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,139 You're mad 'cause I'm eating with her, huh? 402 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:53,312 Why don't we ever do that? Go out with Tommy Lasorda? 403 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,397 You wanna go out with Tommy Lasorda? 404 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:59,234 Okay, okay. Here. Gimme my phone. 405 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,739 [line ringing] 406 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,990 [Andy] Mr. Sterling. 407 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:10,078 Andy, get me two of the best tickets for the Dodgers game, plus car service. 408 00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:11,913 - Sure thing. And where did you-- - Okay. 409 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,833 I'll go say hi to Tommy, I'll come back and pick you up. 410 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,502 We'll miss an inning, so what? 411 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,004 You happy? 412 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,225 [realtor] Is your husband meeting you this time? 413 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,354 Oh, business in Dubayy. 414 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:39,191 What do you know about Hancock Park Elementary? 415 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:43,779 Well, Redfin rates it a seven, so for LAUSD, it may as well be Juilliard, right? 416 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:44,863 [both chuckle] 417 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,948 But, uh, most people do private. 418 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,618 Are you planning a family? 419 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,288 We have foster kids we're in the process of adopting. 420 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,373 Two boys. 421 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:59,461 Hmm. Oh, well, let me know if you have questions. 422 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,545 Thanks. 423 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,054 [phone chimes] 424 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:42,254 [Blake] Honestly, I'm hurt. 425 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,840 Chris comes out from New Orleans, suddenly it's his team? 426 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,007 What has he done to earn it? 427 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,844 I mean, when I got drafted, this team was a joke. 428 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,430 Like, fans were going home at halftime because they knew we'd lose. 429 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,140 Nobody had expectations for us. 430 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,142 I'm a leader because I'm the best. 431 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,352 And I'm the best because God gave me the tools to achieve. 432 00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,104 Eat the cookies last, baby. Okay? 433 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,148 Eat five more carrots and you can have the cookie. 434 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,191 I put us on the map, I put in the hard hours. 435 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:06,403 I know in Boston you had the whole Ubuntu thing. 436 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,071 "I'm great through others." And I'm with that. 437 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,156 I'm trying to teach these guys 438 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,032 how to succeed even when they don't wanna hear me out, 439 00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,576 but Blake only cares about Blake being great. 440 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,162 I'm the only reason that we have any chance of winning this thing. 441 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,414 "Me, me, me." That's all I hear. 442 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,624 {\an8}- It's really unbecoming, man. - [sighs] 443 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:23,462 Chris can't shut up, that's his style. What's it got to do with you? 444 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,964 His team, your team. Uh-uh, it's our team. 445 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,425 You keep bitching with your little State Farm mustache, 446 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,260 we damn sure won't go the distance. 447 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,389 You wanna be a leader, you better stop talking smack. 448 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,727 Nobody's gonna love you less because Chris is captain. 449 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,896 - [sighs] - Now, go get ready for your close-up. 450 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:43,773 All right, Coach. [sighs] 451 00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:46,026 - I hear you, Coach. - Okay. 452 00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:48,862 Stop staring at my mustache, man. Huh. 453 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,032 Check out this dude's eyes. 454 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,117 That's the wisdom of the Jurassic right there. 455 00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:56,203 [chuckles] But how are you gonna take that dinosaur on the road? 456 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,787 You need something little, like this. 457 00:24:57,787 --> 00:24:59,372 Fuck a gecko. 458 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:02,792 Chinese water dragon is the bonsai tree of the reptile world. 459 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:06,254 Helps focus the mind and tune out all that other bullshit. 460 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:08,673 Doc say that shit to you too, lecturing about your free throws? 461 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,760 He ain't lecture me. He said if I focus, I could be a star in my role. 462 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,637 So I get a beat down, you get a pep talk? 463 00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:17,641 You wanna help me get centered, little buddy? 464 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:27,651 You have the biggest heart and I love you so much, and you are so strong. 465 00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:31,655 You take such an incredible amount of shit from everyone, 466 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:35,325 - and you wake up every day with a smile. - [guests laugh] 467 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,826 And I know you're gonna make the most... 468 00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,161 - Hey. - [Andy] V, it's Andy. 469 00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,997 Mr. Sterling unfortunately can't join you for the game tonight. 470 00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,916 But if you're still waiting at his house-- 471 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:46,169 [Kris Jenner] This is-- All these people are here because you are so loved. 472 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:47,504 We celebrate you, Kim. 473 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,256 [guests cheering] 474 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,924 [Kris Jenner] Congratulations. 475 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:54,010 I hate baseball. You can't see anyone's faces. 476 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:57,931 Least he got us car service. So is he not buying you the duplex? 477 00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:00,850 - He says he needs to see it first. - Yeah, that's a no. 478 00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:02,269 Deja, he didn't say no. 479 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,812 Nobody in LA says no. 480 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:06,398 They go, "Let's keep talking," or they just ghost. 481 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,484 I promised my sister the upper unit so she can help with the kids. 482 00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:11,069 It's a good school district. 483 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,488 Damn, girl. I hope you didn't tell him all that. 484 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:19,119 My experience with these men, they get horny off the sexy things money can buy. 485 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,706 Your foster kids' education? Kind of a boner jam. 486 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,001 Well, I don't know what to do. I have no credit. 487 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,836 Everything he gives me is gifts. 488 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,588 - I need a financial advisor. - Mmm. 489 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,381 Magic Johnson is over there. 490 00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:33,133 What a cutie. 491 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:36,469 How come famous people glow like that? 492 00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:38,054 Usually it's not happiness. 493 00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:42,058 - Donald hates him. - Hates Magic? 494 00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:45,145 Why? That's like hating ice cream. 495 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:47,981 I don't know. He's a Laker, he's Black and successful. 496 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:50,483 Daddy is insecure. 497 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,069 If I were you, I'd use that to my advantage. 498 00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,493 [groaning] Ah. Ah. 499 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:03,079 We had the soft food conversation, Donald. 500 00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:07,250 You bite down wrong, even a Dodger Dog can knock out a temp. 501 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:09,836 - What Dodger Dog? - Weren't you at the game last night? 502 00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,839 I figured you introduced your assistant to Magic. 503 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,341 Here. 504 00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:16,509 V and I follow each other. 505 00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:19,512 {\an8}Check out Magic. [chuckles] 506 00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:21,097 {\an8}He's got a chick on each arm. 507 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:25,602 So cool. 508 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:28,063 Why would you do that? 509 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,065 Are you stupid or something? 510 00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:34,527 You wanna broadcast to the world that you walk around with a man like that? 511 00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:36,696 I'm not broadcasting anything! 512 00:27:36,696 --> 00:27:39,949 Then why are you taking pictures with minorities? Why? 513 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:42,702 You told me you were going to remove those. 514 00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:45,413 - [V sighs] - You said "Yes, I understand you." 515 00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:47,999 I mean, you change from day to day. 516 00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:52,128 If my girl can't do what I want, I don't want the girl. 517 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,926 - Thanks. - [line ringing] 518 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,762 [automated voice] You have three new voicemails. 519 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:05,266 [caller] Hey, we keep missing each other. I had a late meeting at Spencer's school. 520 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:06,643 Nothing you need to know. 521 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:09,813 [Donald] Doc, hello? I-- I didn't hear a beep. 522 00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:10,897 Uh, listen. 523 00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:14,359 Chris, uh, he's always whining to the refs. 524 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,528 Shake it off and play the game. 525 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:19,447 You'll tell him in a way that he'll understand. 526 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:23,952 Oh, brother, did you see Rihanna at the game last night? 527 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:27,706 No bra, nipple piercings on full display. 528 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,124 Why do girls do that? 529 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:32,043 Don't they lose all the fabulous sensation? 530 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,221 LeVar Burton? 531 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,849 [groans, sighs] 532 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,309 I didn't realize you lived here. 533 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,103 In the sauna? 534 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,397 - In LA. [laughs] - [laughing] 535 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:56,484 You know the Enterprise isn't real, right? And I'm not actually blind. 536 00:28:56,484 --> 00:29:00,530 - All right. All right. [chuckles] - [laughing] 537 00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:04,951 - It's all good. All good. - [sighs] Ah. Mmm. 538 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:09,247 [both sigh] 539 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,710 You know, I-I-- I hope you don't mind my saying so, 540 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:17,464 but I'm kinda surprised you came here. 541 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,758 Yeah, a lot of people were. 542 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:23,928 Just feels different than I thought it would. 543 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:29,017 Played for the Clippers back in '91 under Donald Sterling. 544 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:31,102 Don't know how much you know about him. 545 00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,398 I knew it was fucked up here. 546 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:39,277 I just didn't know I was inheriting a team of whiny little bitches. 547 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,613 I guess that's got something to do with Donald. 548 00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:48,411 But you thought you could come back and win a crown for the clown? 549 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,623 As a returning conqueror, yeah. 550 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:55,126 And maybe I deluded myself a little bit. 551 00:29:58,171 --> 00:30:00,215 Oh, I had it so good in Boston. 552 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,052 It's one of the best organizations in sports. 553 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,303 Everybody knows that... 554 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,057 and that's the problem. 555 00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:13,436 [sighs] Winning there didn't feel like enough. 556 00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:18,858 What is enough? Hmm? [sniffs, sighs] 557 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:25,323 I'm sorry, honey. 558 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:26,407 I'm sorry too. 559 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,454 So this is about your apartment, right? 560 00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:32,622 It's a duplex. 561 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:35,208 Excuse me. Two apartments. 562 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:39,128 So you wanna punish me 'cause I didn't go to your stupid open house. 563 00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:43,007 You can't be anyone in LA if you don't own a piece of it. 564 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:46,386 - You taught me that. - Is that so, my eager pupil? 565 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:50,265 You're my girl. I'll give you the whole city. 566 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:02,861 [grunts] 567 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,283 [moans] 568 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:12,620 [groans] 569 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,748 [sighs] 570 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:20,795 Oh, that's good. 571 00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:25,758 [mumbling] 572 00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:29,220 - Oh-ho-ho. This is my Pokémon drawer. - Can we have the upstairs? 573 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,055 Well, the upstairs is for Lucy for now, 574 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:33,725 but if you get straight A's for the next 10 years, it's all yours. 575 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,603 [child] Ten years? In ten years, I'll be a celebrity chef. 576 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:37,687 - Ooh. - [realtor] Ooh. 577 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:39,522 - Just-- - [V] Okay, yeah. 578 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,984 [realtor] Congratulations, Miss Stiviano. 579 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:44,819 - You're a homeowner. - [V chuckles] Thank you. 580 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,618 [Doc] Folks gave me shit for taking this job. 581 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:55,455 You Google yourselves, they make fun of you too. 582 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:59,876 Only 6% of the people in this city say the Clippers are their favorite team, 583 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:02,462 and even they've been watching our every move this season, 584 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,923 waiting for us to crush their dreams again. 585 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:08,426 This franchise has never even made it to the Western finals. 586 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:12,138 That means there is historical significance to what we are doing here. 587 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:15,808 This season, we're making winning look easy, but it's not. 588 00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:19,979 - From tip-off, every second counts. - [all] Yeah. 589 00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:22,815 [Doc] We stay in that headspace, nothing can stop us from winning a ring. 590 00:32:22,815 --> 00:32:25,777 I know, people say the franchise is cursed. 591 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,821 There's no magic power to defeat. 592 00:32:28,821 --> 00:32:32,241 All it is: we got a bad boss. 593 00:32:32,241 --> 00:32:33,284 [fans cheering] 594 00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:34,702 [Doc] It's no secret. 595 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:39,707 Donald is like a norovirus on a cruise ship, making everybody sick. 596 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:45,546 Taking personnel advice from some loudmouth on the street. [chuckles] 597 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:49,133 {\an8}Tossing off retrograde nonsense that'd get the rest of us fired on the spot. 598 00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:53,888 Incompetent leadership like that doesn't exactly inspire team spirit. 599 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:57,725 For 30 years, it's been impossible for this franchise 600 00:32:57,725 --> 00:32:59,936 to budge under the weight of that man. 601 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:03,022 {\an8}But our team is different. You can feel it. 602 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:04,107 [Clippers] Clips! 603 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:08,069 [Doc] A Cinderella story in the making with no fairy godmother. 604 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:13,074 We're earning our ticket to the ball. 605 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:15,034 We're ignoring the shit talk. 606 00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:17,954 We embrace mind-numbing repetition. 607 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,539 That's why we're successful. 608 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,543 Life will be boring, but that's good 609 00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:26,212 'cause there's a lot of road before the playoffs, 610 00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:29,257 and a thousand people are gonna rattle your cage. 611 00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:32,719 They cannot change your result. 612 00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:37,640 Our owner cannot change your result. 613 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:42,729 {\an8}We have to stay perfect, and I'm talking about Obama perfect. 614 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:50,236 - Yes! Yes! Whoo! [cheering] - [fans cheering] 615 00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:52,238 [commentator] The love! The cheer! 616 00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:55,783 Oh, this young team is fast becoming a title favorite. 617 00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:58,119 Andy, where's V sitting tomorrow? 618 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,038 [Andy] Courtside, with you and Mr. Sterling. 619 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,914 Can't you put her somewhere else? 620 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,919 Girl, if I'd known you were gonna bring me all the way up here, 621 00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:08,588 I would've brought my glasses. 622 00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:11,632 Oh, luxury box. 623 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,677 Pretty exclusive, huh? 624 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,430 So is solitary confinement. 625 00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:19,223 [cheering continues] 626 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,948 The family room has gotten crazy. 627 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:37,825 All us wives been upset about it. 628 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:39,744 Half the people in there I don't know. 629 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,704 They're just season ticket holders, honey. 630 00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:44,040 When you're winning, everybody wants to be near you. 631 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,959 [chuckles] At least there's no groupies in the pressroom. 632 00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:50,046 [sighs] Oh, this momentum, right? It's amazing. 633 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,255 [attendee chuckles] 634 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:52,340 I like your purse. 635 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,675 - Thank you. I like yours too. - Thanks. 636 00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:58,805 I've been wanting one in white. Mr. Sterling gave it to me. 637 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:02,016 Huh. Hmm. 638 00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:05,978 - You can't go in the pressroom. - [V] Shelly goes into the pressroom. 639 00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:09,565 Don't be stupid. Who cares about going in the pressroom anyway? 640 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:12,527 You wanna talk to reporters? They're a parasite class. 641 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:13,861 You've had other girls. 642 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,281 I need to know I'm different. 643 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:19,575 Part of your life for real. 644 00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:21,285 - Part of your team. - Jesus Christ. 645 00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,496 I don't have anything else. 646 00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:27,083 I don't have time to work on a plan B because I'm always with you. 647 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,709 Bergamot hand soap. Nice. 648 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,547 - You been wearing your orthotics? - Have you? 649 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:35,633 I refuse to be with a man that's ashamed to be seen with me. 650 00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:39,011 I can go back to school. 651 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:40,847 I had two food trucks when we met. 652 00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:43,182 - I'm entrepreneurial. - [podiatrist] Just a pinch. 653 00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:45,601 - I may have to struggle, but-- Oh, honey. - [groans] 654 00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:47,645 It's okay. 655 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:50,523 Does that hurt? 656 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,275 - Oh, no. Stimulates the nerves. - [stimulator beeping] 657 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,944 Good. Well, now you can get the fuck out of here. 658 00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:56,362 [beeping continues] 659 00:35:58,656 --> 00:35:59,657 V... 660 00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:06,080 I can't stand the thought of you near a food truck. 661 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,582 All right? You're gorgeous. 662 00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:10,251 How could you say I'm ashamed of you? 663 00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:11,335 I love you. 664 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,838 Of course you're a part of my life. 665 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:16,340 Silly rabbit. 666 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:45,161 [V chuckles] 667 00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:53,252 [commentator] And a very happy birthday to the fabulous V Stiviano 668 00:36:53,252 --> 00:36:54,837 from her special friend, DTS. 669 00:36:54,837 --> 00:36:57,840 Just 'cause somebody's desperate for attention doesn't mean you give it to 'em. 670 00:36:58,799 --> 00:36:59,800 - Right, Coach? - Yeah. 671 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,968 Noted, Doc. 672 00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:02,053 Okay. 673 00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:09,894 [Shelly] Strutting the court in that green dress while our team is playing? Really? 674 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,230 My name is on that floor, Andy. 675 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,400 Uh... Uh, apparently, it's her birthday, and she only has one. 676 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:17,985 Thank God. 677 00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:21,155 Uh, but, hey, at least we're winning. 678 00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:24,951 Hello? 679 00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:26,619 - Oh. - That's what I'm talking about. 680 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:29,038 Did you see that green dress? What the fuck was that about? 681 00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:31,540 You ever seen somebody runway walk the court in an evening gown? 682 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:34,669 This year's Oscar for nastiest side piece goes to... 683 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:37,338 I wish I had tripped on it. Could've sued her for millions of dollars. 684 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:38,422 I ain't see no green dress, 685 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,841 but I did see DeAndre finally decide to put in some work. 686 00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:42,677 See what happens when you give your boy a shot? 687 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:45,096 Excuse me? You wanna say that so the rest of the class can hear? 688 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,180 [DeAndre] Sure. 689 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:51,978 - Hi. I'm Chris Paul, and I'm small. - [all chuckle] 690 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:56,274 And even when people are successful, I make them feel bad about it. 691 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,484 - My eardrums, bro. I got tinnitus. - [all laugh] 692 00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:03,322 My name is DeAndre, and my best friends are Blake Griffin and a lizard. 693 00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:05,616 [all laughing] 694 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:07,994 - [Donald] Hello, boys. Having fun? - [player] What the-- 695 00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:10,329 I know we are, because you're winners. 696 00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:12,707 - Who the fuck are these people? - Assholes. 697 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,792 - [Donald] Come. Come, say hi. - I'll just wait here. 698 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,544 Never snuck into the little boys' room before? 699 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:19,088 - They don't mind. It's a celebration! - [player 1] You see this shit? 700 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,923 - Andy, you're blocking the entrance. - [patron] Great game. 701 00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:23,175 - That was amazing. - [Donald] Having fun? Good. 702 00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,928 Uh, Blake, I want you to say hi to, uh, to Phillip. 703 00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:28,264 He's by far the greatest oral surgeon around. 704 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:33,352 And this is my assistant, V, with the beautiful, uh, birthday gown. 705 00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:34,937 Hi. We're acquainted. 706 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,523 Look at this guy. Look at this mug on this guy. 707 00:38:37,523 --> 00:38:39,817 This could be the next Antonio Banderas... 708 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:42,236 - Antonio Banderas? - He thinks Blake's Latino. 709 00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:43,404 Look at DeAndre. 710 00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:45,489 Magnificent DeAndre. 711 00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:48,200 What did they say about him when I drafted him? 712 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,329 Uh, they said he had a high bust potential. 713 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,872 [player 1] What the fuck do you know? 714 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,582 - [Donald] Go ahead, Blake, make a muscle. - [Chris] Excuse me? 715 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:55,833 This ain't the Statue of Liberty. 716 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,793 - Can I get some space? - Don't worry. They'll pixelate it. 717 00:38:57,793 --> 00:38:59,462 Here's a question. 718 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:02,048 How long are your arms, huh? 719 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,466 What's-- What's your wingspan? 720 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:05,426 Um... 721 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:08,137 No, come on. You know what your wingspan is. 722 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:09,972 - You can speak. - [Doc] What the fuck is that? 723 00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:11,057 A parade? 724 00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:12,683 Hey, Doc, come on in. 725 00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:15,186 We're just here telling these guys how fabulous they were tonight. 726 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,271 - Okay. Everybody out. - [player 2] Doc! 727 00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:21,400 Calm down. This is my fucking team. If you don't like it, stay in your office. 728 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,486 [Doc] I'll calm down when you get the fuck out of here. 729 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,862 [Donald] Okay, Papa Bear. 730 00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,364 I told you we shouldn't. 731 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,324 - Hey, Andy. - What? 732 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:29,825 - This is not a club. - I know. 733 00:39:29,825 --> 00:39:32,078 I have never seen anything like this in my life. 734 00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:34,330 - Alvin, have security clear the hallway. - You got it, man. 735 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,917 Doc, look. The season ticket holders are used to a certain amount of access. 736 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:42,004 Yeah? And I'm used to a certain amount of people acting fucking normal. 737 00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:44,715 Okay. 738 00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:52,723 [commentator] It's the big Christmas Day game. 739 00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:55,184 [Donald] That's a flagrant foul. Did you see that? 740 00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:57,603 The Green kid elbowed Blake right in the neck. 741 00:39:57,603 --> 00:39:59,688 Somebody should teach him how to behave. 742 00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:02,817 Did you finish reading? 743 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:03,901 No. Well, I'm on-- 744 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,070 You give Blake a technical? 745 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,446 You lousy-- 746 00:40:07,446 --> 00:40:09,115 [phone buzzes] 747 00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:10,950 Is that V? 748 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,701 Tell her it's Christmas. 749 00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:18,833 Donald, you have to sign it before the kids get back from the movie. 750 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:22,086 - Told you I haven't finished reading it. - It's boilerplate language. 751 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:24,422 A simple update to the family trust. 752 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,590 Did you go to law school when I wasn't looking? 753 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,426 The trust is fine. 754 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:29,510 We're getting older. 755 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,430 I wanna make sure nobody can take advantage. 756 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,515 You think Gladys has a long game? 757 00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:36,684 Anyone. It could be anyone. 758 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:40,813 And this "anyone" who wants to take advantage, what are they gonna do? 759 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,315 I can't imagine what they would do. 760 00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:46,402 Rob us blind, put herself in our will. 761 00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:47,570 [phone buzzing] 762 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:51,323 Would you please put that thing on silent? 763 00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:52,408 It's on silent! 764 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:54,493 [buzzing continues] 765 00:40:54,493 --> 00:40:55,578 Wait a minute. 766 00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:57,663 Here. 767 00:40:59,331 --> 00:41:01,917 There you go, Rochelle. Happy? 768 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:09,341 What are you, a basket case? What do you want? 769 00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:10,843 - [door closes] - [Shelly sighs] 770 00:41:11,677 --> 00:41:13,929 The jacket was a nice thought. 771 00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:15,681 "Extra large." 772 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:18,601 [sighs] 773 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,568 [clerk] So, size four. 774 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,737 - [Deja] Crocodile? - [V] I already have that one. 775 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,572 - [Shelly] Excuse me. - [V] Cute, right? 776 00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:32,990 - [Donald] Pink. Very nice. - Yeah. 777 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,325 [Shelly] One sec. 778 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,951 I told you I like them all. 779 00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:37,119 Really? 780 00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:38,704 Oh, incoming. Incoming. 781 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:40,789 What are you doing? 782 00:41:40,789 --> 00:41:42,333 Hi, sweetie. How are you? 783 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,417 We're shopping for you. 784 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:46,337 - I don't believe you. - [chuckles] 785 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,588 I don't shop here. 786 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:49,340 - This store is for old ladies. - [Deja chuckles] 787 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:54,094 I picked that jacket out for you. You didn't like it? 788 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:57,473 What gives you the right to spend our money? 789 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,058 Shelly, don't make a scene. 790 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:00,976 You already made one. 791 00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:05,731 You look ridiculous sitting there while these girls swipe your card. 792 00:42:05,731 --> 00:42:07,066 Nobody's swiping. 793 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:11,070 What Mr. Sterling gives me is a gift from the heart. 794 00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:13,489 - A gift from the heart? - Hmm. 795 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,867 A Ferrari is a gift from the heart? You're a thief, that's what you are. 796 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:18,953 What would your mother think of you? 797 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:22,915 Don't talk about my mother, witch. 798 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:24,542 V, don't call names. 799 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,877 She's the Wicked Witch of the West. 800 00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:30,464 Are you just going to sit there while she threatens me? 801 00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:32,883 Can we go? Okay? Let's go outside. 802 00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:37,137 I don't need to threaten you. Mr. Sterling loves me. 803 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,474 I'm going to be the next Mrs. Sterling. 804 00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:41,809 You're history. 805 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:44,228 You're dust. [blows] 806 00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,585 - [patron 1] Unbelievable. - [patron 2] Right? 807 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:10,754 [patron 3] It's a spicy aioli. It's really good. 808 00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,214 [patrons murmuring] 809 00:43:19,638 --> 00:43:21,640 What in the world? 810 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:25,102 ♪ When you're down and troubled ♪ 811 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:26,020 Oh! 812 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:29,732 ♪ And you need some lovin' care ♪ 813 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,650 He bought her a house. 814 00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:32,985 - [friend 1] No! - He did. 815 00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:34,069 He did. 816 00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:36,739 I used a forensic-- a forensic-- 817 00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:39,491 I hired somebody to follow the money. 818 00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:41,243 - He bought her a duplex. - [chuckles] 819 00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:43,078 Is she going to be a landlord? 820 00:43:43,078 --> 00:43:45,623 - My girlfriend lives on the same street. - [Shelly] Uh-huh. 821 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,541 - It's a party house. - Oh. 822 00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:52,296 V has gangbangers over every night, playing loud music and laughing. 823 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:55,883 But why is she called V? Is she a singer? 824 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,259 [friend 2] It's an alias. 825 00:43:57,259 --> 00:43:58,969 She's had other names. 826 00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:01,722 Vanessa, Maria, Monica... 827 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:02,931 [laughs] Monica. That's good. 828 00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:06,143 I mean, if she lived in India, she'd be an untouchable. 829 00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:07,436 Now, now, David Duke. 830 00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:11,106 - Well, who would wanna have sex with that? - They're not having sex. 831 00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:13,359 I'm sorry. 832 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:16,445 I thought I could get the V situation under control. 833 00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:21,700 You all know Donald has had other assistants before. 834 00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:24,286 Yeah. It's never fun. 835 00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:27,539 Usually, I don't have to look at 'em. 836 00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:30,459 It's a little bit of respect I need. 837 00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:35,214 But V-- she shops at my store, 838 00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:40,135 she strolls onto my court like I'm not even there. 839 00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:42,763 - That happens when you turn 60. - Mmm. 840 00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:46,183 People cut in line at the Gelson's even when your cart is right there. 841 00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:48,936 Yeah. It's been like that my whole life. 842 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:53,190 Donald and I decided on the name "Sterling" together. 843 00:44:54,274 --> 00:44:56,527 We bought the Clippers together. 844 00:44:56,527 --> 00:45:00,114 Every property we acquired, we got together. 845 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:03,867 But it's Donald's first name on all of our buildings. 846 00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:07,705 It's Donald they call the owner of our team. 847 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:12,209 I tell myself she couldn't take my place, but who would stop her? 848 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,044 No one knows I'm there. 849 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:18,632 But if you had been born 20 years later, you would have done it all on your own. 850 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:22,386 You are a double Virgo. 851 00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:27,099 - [chuckles] - You have plans the day after tomorrow. 852 00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:28,517 Eh... 853 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:30,102 - Look at your legs. - [friend 2] Hmm. 854 00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:31,770 - Perfection. - [friend 2] Woo-woo! 855 00:45:31,770 --> 00:45:36,191 You are going to live another quarter of a century. 856 00:45:36,191 --> 00:45:39,278 You deserve more than a little bit of respect. 857 00:45:40,028 --> 00:45:42,030 You deserve it all. 858 00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:50,748 Working for Red Bull must be so rewarding. 859 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,458 The Clippers are such a fit for our mission, 860 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,710 - I just show up and eat the chicken. - [laughs] 861 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:56,712 So, what's your role with the organization? 862 00:45:56,712 --> 00:46:00,299 Philanthropic Director of the Donald T. Sterling Charitable Foundation. 863 00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:03,927 I work with corporate sponsors such as yourself and target grand recipients. 864 00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:08,891 $10,000 to the United Negro College Fund, $5,000 to the NAACP-- 865 00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:10,225 5,000? Wow. 866 00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:13,937 In May, Mr. Sterling is receiving a humanitarian award from the president. 867 00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:15,022 See? 868 00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:20,611 - Well, the president of the LA chapter. - [chuckles] 869 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:23,697 Did-- Did he take that ad out for himself? 870 00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:27,367 Well, how does anyone know about your achievements if you don't advertise them? 871 00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:28,619 Everyone does it. 872 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,329 [process server] Ms. Stiviano? 873 00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:31,914 Legal documents for you, ma'am. 874 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,041 Yikes. 875 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:36,126 [commentator] Oh, me, oh, my! 876 00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:39,171 Your LA Clippers are going to the playoffs! 877 00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:40,088 [fans cheering] 878 00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:42,800 [Doc] Whoever bet against us is gonna be crying tonight. 879 00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:46,303 Nothing changes! Nothing changes! 880 00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:48,889 We move the ball, we make our shots, we keep our momentum. 881 00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:50,557 - Yes? All right. - [all murmuring] 882 00:46:50,557 --> 00:46:52,810 - [Chris] Clippers on three. - On three. One, two, three. 883 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:53,977 [all] Clippers! 884 00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:55,062 [player] Yeah, baby. 885 00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:56,146 Knock-knock. 886 00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:58,273 Is everyone decent? 887 00:46:59,691 --> 00:47:02,528 [commentator] The LA Clippers thank you for your attendance 888 00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:05,447 and encourage you to arrive home safe. 889 00:47:05,447 --> 00:47:08,075 [line ringing] 890 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,495 We are so proud. 891 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:13,956 [phone buzzing] 892 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:15,874 [Donald] JJ, what a shooter you are. 893 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:19,503 And, DeAndre, I-- I love to see you shine. 894 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:20,587 [line ringing] 895 00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:22,339 [commentator] Thank you so much for your attendance. 896 00:47:23,048 --> 00:47:27,302 The Clippers are deeply grateful to all of you for your support. 897 00:47:27,886 --> 00:47:29,263 And Chris. Oh, Chris. 898 00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:32,474 You are a fabulous leader. 899 00:47:32,474 --> 00:47:35,060 Thank you for coming, Donald. Shelly. 900 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:40,524 [V pants] 901 00:47:41,316 --> 00:47:43,193 How can she sue me? 902 00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,198 [pants] 903 00:47:49,616 --> 00:47:51,618 V dropped me off. I need to call her. 904 00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:54,288 - I took care of V. - Oh. 905 00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:06,091 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God.