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[assistant] Mr. Sterling always says,
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"Some teams sell success.
The Clippers sell hope."
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What he means is we usually lose.
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He says a lot of things he shouldn't.
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[team owner] Who makes the game? Do I
make the game? Or do they make the game?
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I give them food and clothes and cars and...
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[assistant] VIPs are like that.
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- Hello?
- [employee] Mr. Sterling, it's out.
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[assistant]
They think they're surrounded by nobodies.
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What do you mean it's out? What's out?
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[employee] Uh, the recording of you and V.
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[assistant] But most of the big stars
started out as nobodies.
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Michael Jordan was cut
from his high school basketball team.
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[staff member] Coach.
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[assistant] Einstein was expelled.
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It's the tape. It's out.
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[assistant]
And they got big in the olden days.
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Now anyone can blow up in an instant.
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So the dangerous thing
about disrespecting a nobody,
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especially one with big,
big potential like me...
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[newscaster]
...the owner of the Los Angeles Clippers
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is facing controversy tonight
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{\an8}over racist comments he made
in audio leaked to TMZ.
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{\an8}[inhales deeply]
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[assistant] I'm listening.
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{\an8}[driver] Clippers offices?
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{\an8}Sure you don't wanna circle around
to departures, fuck off back to Boston?
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Come find me at Staples so I can enjoy
the abject shock on your face
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when the Clippers bring home a title
this season.
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- O-Okay. We'll see.
- Yeah.
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Hey, I'm just messing with you, man.
You're a legend.
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It's an honor to squire
the great Doc Rivers into LA in my Prius.
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Thanks, man.
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Hey, can I ask you a very,
very personal question?
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- Off the record.
- Yeah.
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Why did a championship coach like you
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take a job
with the dogshittiest team in sports?
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I like a challenge.
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[sighs]
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[radio host]
Remember last winter's spooky story
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of the body found in a hotel water tower?
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Well, the LA County coroner
finally revealed the cause of death today:
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accidental drowning.
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And another fabulous day at the beaches,
a high of 82...
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- [employee] Our fearless leader!
- [Doc] Andy.
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Sorry they forgot
to get a car to LAX for you, Doc.
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Interns.
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Um, so the press conference
isn't until this afternoon,
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so what can we get you to eat for lunch?
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Sushi, Indian, Indian-sushi fusion?
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- Get me a bento box.
- Right.
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Um, Mr. Roeser... [whispers indistinctly]
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Ah! Apparently we ordered a deli platter.
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Deli platter okay?
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You know Gary Sacks, right?
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The Sack Attack. [chuckles]
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EVP of player personnel and a 19-year vet.
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- Glad to have you back, Coach.
- Yeah, thanks.
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Uh, okay, uh, Digital. [groans] HR.
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Uh... Oh, and if it, uh, breaks,
beeps or freezes, your eggheads in IT.
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And here's King Egghead right here.
Sandy, how long you been with us?
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Twenty-five years, Mr. Roeser.
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Twenty-five years.
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Uh... Oh! Your wordsmiths in Communications,
Seth Burton, VP.
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Coach, I'm Seth.
I, uh, I enjoy Scandinavian crime fiction.
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- I've been--
- Seth, let me interrupt you.
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So, 43 years as a franchise,
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and the Clippers have never won
a championship.
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Ever.
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How many times have you made it
to the second round of the playoffs?
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Just the second round?
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Two-- U-Uh, twice.
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[laughs] That's crazy.
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No offense, but you guys
are the worst organization in sports.
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You're not here
to retire with a gold watch.
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You're here to win.
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Why the fuck are you talking to me about
longevity when you haven't won anything?
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Makes me very uncomfortable.
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We are going to win a championship
this year, and it will change your life.
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Where's my favorite coach?
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- Doc!
- Donald.
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Bet you're glad you're out of Boston.
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- [Andy chuckles]
- I love Boston.
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[Donald] Did Doc tell you
when he used to play for me?
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Well, you were here, Sandy,
minus about 20 pounds of ya.
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Listen, Donald, I'd like to get into
some personnel issues.
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Good. Andy, you wanna--
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Oh, yeah, oh. Come on. Back to work.
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Eh, still not one for small talk.
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[Doc] I wanna make a play for JJ Redick.
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He's got two offers already,
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so we'll have to spend $30 million
for four years.
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Uh, who is this JJ?
I mean, where's he from?
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Free agent out of Milwaukee.
He's the shooter we need.
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[Andy] My sources say
JJ's signing with Minnesota,
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and Chris Paul
already broke the piggy bank.
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Uh, he's very hard to please.
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[Doc] Did your sources also tell you
Chris is our team captain?
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Look, we can afford Redick.
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What we can't afford is to get bounced out
of the playoffs again in the first round.
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[Donald] Okay, Doc. Okay.
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My coach knows best.
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Look at you.
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Is that Havarti?
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Mmm. Help yourself too, sweetie.
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Are you trading DeAndre Jordan?
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Excuse me?
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This is V, my assistant.
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I heard the last coach wanted to.
He's expensive and he can't shoot.
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Well, the last coach got fired.
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DeAndre's gonna be the best defender
in the league,
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and personnel decisions
are none of your damn business, V.
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[Andy] Mmm. Yep, um, Doc, let's, uh--
let's get you fitted with a Clippers polo.
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First day, so don't feel bad,
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but, uh, Mr. Sterling gets upset
when people don't call him Mr. Sterling.
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Well, I'll call him Mr. Sterling
when he calls me Mr. Rivers.
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- [Andy] Where are you going?
- [Doc] Bringing JJ to LA.
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[guest] Is Sterling gonna freak
if I order an entrée?
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[Doc] Come on.
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When you played for the Clippers,
did you have to buy your own socks?
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- No.
- I read one time
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Sterling tried to fire the trainer
and get the coach to tape up the players.
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I read he likes losing.
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His philosophy being
people come to the games either way
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and he doesn't have to spend on salary.
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You look at the Internet a lot.
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Well, I'm not cheap,
and I'm not going to tape up your ankles.
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[chuckles]
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We'll match any offer,
including the socks.
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JJ, you're the perimeter shooter I need.
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You'll be a full-time starter,
and we are winning a title.
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I'm down the road with Minnesota.
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Yeah, but are you the missing ingredient
to a championship team in Minnesota?
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[reporters clamoring] Coach! Coach!
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Thanks, ladies and gentlemen.
Bill, what do you got for me?
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Doc, any truth to the rumor
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that you're on the verge
of closing a deal with JJ Redick?
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[reporters murmuring]
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[phone buzzes]
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[automated voice] The white zone
is for loading and unloading...
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- Andy.
- [Andy] Happy Fourth.
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Plans with the family?
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Yeah, just got back to Orlando.
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Kids are in town.
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My wife invited--
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Wait, why are you calling me?
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[Donald] Hello?
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Hello, Andy?
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It's Doc too, Donald.
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[Andy] Mr. Sterling, I told Doc
you changed your mind on JJ, and he's--
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- He doesn't--
- What's going on, Donald?
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[Donald] I've been talking to people,
and they don't like JJ.
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What people? Your dry cleaner?
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[Donald] That's funny.
He'll find another home.
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[Gary] Mr. Sterling, the other teams
in play for JJ filled their slots.
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[Donald] Is that Gary?
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Gary, if you say one more fucking word,
you're fired.
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What have these people been telling
you about JJ, Donald?
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[Donald] He's white.
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I didn't know he was white.
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What the fuck?
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What does him being white
have anything to do with it?
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[Donald groans]
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What is that? Are you just making a sound?
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[Andy] The offer to JJ isn't papered yet,
so legally we should be covered.
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[Gary] We can't take back a verbal offer.
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It's bad for the team's reputation.
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[Donald]
Gary, get off the call! You're fired.
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We renege on JJ now, Donald,
we'll never get another free agent again.
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[Donald] Doc, Doc, Doc. Don't worry
about that. I have a good reputation.
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No, I have a reputation.
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[Donald] What's your reputation?
I'm the one. Everyone loves me.
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- No, they don't.
- [Donald] Excuse me?
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Who are you talking to, you fucking brat?
I'm your owner.
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You're not my owner, because I quit.
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[Donald]
Quiet! You're on a choke chain, you--
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[sighs]
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[grunts, sighs]
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[phone rings]
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[Andy] Okay. Good talk. JJ's approved.
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What the fuck, Andy?
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Hey, look, I know people think
Mr. Sterling's some kind of joke.
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He wears socks and sandals, I get it.
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But he built an empire.
Maybe he deserves some respect.
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Anyways, don't make plans for Labor Day.
We'll see you at his white party.
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His what?
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When it's hot like this,
I put my undies in the icebox
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and drink a cold Clipper-tini,
courtesy of Donald T. Sterling. [chuckles]
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[Doc] It's a beautiful home.
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We'd love to get you into a condo
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until your family can join you
from Florida.
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Donald and I own 150 properties
around town.
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Hotels, a Malibu yacht club,
half the apartments in Beverly Hills.
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We know everybody in real estate.
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Or if you need a decorating eye
or a housekeeper,
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I find them for a lot of the wives.
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Very kind of you, Shelly. Very kind.
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Yeah. Think about it.
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All right.
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[guest] Hi!
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[Shelly] Come on, Doc.
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[guests murmuring, laughing]
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[Shelly chuckles]
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Our little way to kick off the season.
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Where's Donald?
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I'll go find him.
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- Don't be shy.
- Yeah.
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Natural light, am I right?
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Uh, these-- These both looked white
at home. [chuckles]
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Let's give a big hand
to the fabulous Clippers
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and America!
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USA!
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[guests cheering]
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Let's give a big hand
to one of the finest athletes ever,
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the leader of this team,
el hombre himself, Blake Griffin.
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[guest 1] I love you, Blake!
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[Donald] And our fabulous new coach.
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You're going to fall in love with him.
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Let's hear it for Doc Rivers.
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- [guest 2] Yeah, Doc!
- [player] Come on, Coach!
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- [laughs]
- [guests cheering]
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Thank you, Donald. Thank you, Shelly.
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[guest 3] Have you two met?
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[guest 4] Yeah.
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[guest 5] All right. [laughs]
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Yeah.
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Ubuntu.
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- Ubuntu.
- Your motto with the Celtics.
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- Yeah.
-"I am great through others."
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I use it at corporate retreats.
It's a game changer.
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- It is. It is.
- Yeah.
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Bad boy! Hogging Blake all to yourself.
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I see a lot of pretty girls
around here, Blake.
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- You're pretty too, honey.
- Oh.
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[Donald] Come, come, come, come, come.
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This is our star, Blake Griffin.
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[guest] Oh, needs no introduction.
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Hello, Blake.
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- Good to meet you. Good to meet you.
- [guest] You look younger in person.
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Um, yummy. Am I drooling? [laughs]
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00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:04,265
- You're hard-core Type-A, right?
- Yeah.
242
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,934
Got an obsessive personality.
You don't wanna see my closet.
243
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:10,104
Not a hair outta place. That's the type
of energy we need on this team.
244
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,856
Look. Look at DeAndre.
245
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:15,901
Two cosmos and a smile.
You ain't gon' see me smile till we win.
246
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,695
One of you guys wanna tap Blake out?
247
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:22,199
You don't get led by the hand unless you
wanna be led by the hand. You feel me?
248
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:27,121
Don, come meet JJ. Over here with Chris.
249
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,667
JJ, I am so happy that you're joining us.
250
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:36,964
And are you gonna smile, finally,
now that you have your coach?
251
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,883
That's called a game face, Donald.
252
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:42,595
And why aren't you boys talking to
all these beautiful girls?
253
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,430
'Cause I love my wife.
254
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:52,354
Are you all right with Donald showing
you off in front of folks like this?
255
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,190
Yeah.
256
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,693
I don't know. When he does it,
I just kinda pretend like my hand
257
00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,112
is somebody else's hand
and drift away a little bit.
258
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,572
Mm-hmm.
259
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:04,575
Any preexisting tension on the team
I need to know about?
260
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,871
Nobody can stand
the sound of Chris's voice,
261
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,457
but all the players agree with me
about it,
262
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,459
so I wouldn't say it's a problem.
263
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:15,878
Okay.
264
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,051
Doc, it is a privilege
to watch you mingle.
265
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:25,387
I knew we were gonna have
a Donald problem, but Blake and Chris?
266
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,473
- Oh, yeah, no. They hate each other.
- Yeah.
267
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:30,601
[sighs]
268
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,061
Keep the energy up.
269
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,395
And push the drink.
270
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,314
We over-ordered on the gin.
271
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,483
Hang on, honey. There.
272
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:45,241
Oh, not so much broccoli, honey.
It sticks in your teeth. Hmm?
273
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,663
- So sorry we're late, Shelly.
- [Shelly] You're not late at all.
274
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:55,334
[engine revs]
275
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:31,412
[singer]
♪ Reggae's expanding with Sly and Robbie ♪
276
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,873
♪ Stepping in a rhythm to a Kurtis Blow ♪
277
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,708
♪ Who wants to think
When your feet just go? ♪
278
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,419
♪ Hip and a hop
And a hippity-hop ♪
279
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:41,755
Are you even watching what's happening
with this Obamacare mess?
280
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,841
What's next, free facelifts?
281
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,302
It's the rise of the takers.
282
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:50,556
We're falling behind in the world
in innovation, in science...
283
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,725
- In space.
- In space.
284
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,270
These people, they don't make anything.
They don't grow our economy.
285
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,273
They just sit around
watching the Kardashians,
286
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:03,193
and they say,
"Oh, gee! Look at those girls." [chuckles]
287
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:07,573
They haven't worked a day,
and they have this lifestyle.
288
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,409
But you can't just show up
and say, "Gimme."
289
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,078
- Oh, my God. It's the Electric Slide!
- [guest] Come on!
290
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:16,165
["Electric Boogie (The Electric Slide)"
playing]
291
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,671
Let's just not look.
292
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,299
[friend 1] If that's a personal assistant,
I'm Tinker Bell.
293
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,801
Where did Donald even meet her?
294
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,887
Donald's city council friend called
and said,
295
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:33,390
"There's a beautiful mixed-race girl
in jail with no one to bail her out,"
296
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,851
and I thought... [chuckles]
...he'd find her very interesting.
297
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:38,270
They met at a Super Bowl party.
298
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,939
Let me set her straight.
299
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,609
[friend 2] The problem is Donald following
his little captain.
300
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:53,869
[sighs]
301
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,287
I fermented a tea.
302
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,122
- I'll bring it to you tomorrow.
- Oh.
303
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,708
It's hibiscus.
304
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:07,049
[Shelly] V, honey! Thank you for coming.
305
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,095
And thank you for helping Donald
these past few years,
306
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,055
driving him around and all that.
307
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,890
Don't worry about it.
308
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:21,355
You know,
our lifestyle can be a lot of fun,
309
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,441
but the white party, that's work too.
310
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:29,446
Donald likes to be the first
in the conga line, so to speak,
311
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,574
uh, but he counts on us to maintain
a certain image.
312
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,952
- Do you know what I mean?
- Definitely.
313
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,538
I've been helping Mr. Sterling a lot
with his image.
314
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,872
Right.
315
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,083
What do you mean?
316
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,420
He speaks from the heart.
That's what we love about him, right?
317
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,755
But we're working on his consistency.
318
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,594
[Donald]
There's my hostess with the mostest.
319
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:53,929
Fabulous, honey.
320
00:16:56,473 --> 00:17:00,644
How can V afford a Ferrari?
And why is it red?
321
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:04,606
I don't know. I mean, she owned some cars.
She traded 'em.
322
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,150
Now there's a Ferrari.
323
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,236
Why do you care?
You wanted her to have nice things.
324
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:13,866
I said if she's going to be your
assistant, she can't dress like a hoochie.
325
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,577
I don't like the way she looks at you.
326
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,913
Whatever she does for you, fine.
327
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:25,544
But why-- why show off
in front of our friends, our team?
328
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,628
I'm curious.
329
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,298
- If you're so curious, ask her.
- I did.
330
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,092
She said she's working on
your consistency.
331
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:35,345
- Oh. Right.
- Well, what on earth does that mean?
332
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:38,265
I'm forgetful, you know that.
She keeps a record.
333
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,642
An audio record.
334
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,311
She's taping you?
335
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,980
Honey, I hate driving
to Beverly Hills at night.
336
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,400
I need to go home.
I've been standing all day.
337
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,569
My foot is hurting.
338
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,656
I'll tell V to look at me differently, okay?
339
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,042
Did you have fun?
340
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,210
[V] Yeah. Did you?
341
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,419
[Donald] Yes.
342
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,545
[V] Seat belt.
343
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,324
[phone rings]
344
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,993
[Doc] Hey, Ty, what time am I sitting down
with Blake and Chris?
345
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,161
[Ty] You aren't.
346
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,496
[Doc] Oh, fuck.
347
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:45,332
Blake's shooting a Kia commercial.
Chris has one for State Farm.
348
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,668
You know, where his twin sells insurance?
[chuckles]
349
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,170
How do they come up with those?
[clears throat]
350
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,255
You wanna go to them?
351
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:55,008
- [Shelly] What's going on at North Rodeo?
- [manager] The tenant with the reptiles?
352
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,678
Oh, she says her asthma's acting up
because of mold.
353
00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,013
Mold? It's probably her turtle.
354
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,561
I want a happy building.
Let's help her relocate.
355
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:10,274
Offer her place to Ms. Kwon and charge
the turtle woman for new carpet.
356
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,693
[Donald] My bride.
357
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:16,405
Oh, hi, Mrs. Sterling.
We're going down to parking.
358
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,739
Where are you off to?
359
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,992
- Uh--
- Um, Mr. Sterling has the dentist,
360
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,162
and then we're visiting grant candidates
for the Sterling Foundation.
361
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,247
Homeless Rising, Para Los Niños.
362
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,749
Those sound very far east.
363
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:31,170
We have Nobu with the Lasordas
this afternoon.
364
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,422
Thank you for reminding me.
365
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,925
♪ I love, I love,
I love my calendar girl ♪
366
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,468
- [chuckles]
- [phone chimes]
367
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,387
This elevator wants to go down.
368
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,728
Hey, can you do pick-up
and take the boys to baseball?
369
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,188
Mr. Sterling's taking forever.
370
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,272
[person] I'm still at work.
371
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,774
I can't get to the school
and the post office.
372
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,693
I'll get the transfer application
tomorrow.
373
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,028
Due means due.
374
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,280
The transfer application
has to go in today.
375
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,364
[person speaking Spanish]
376
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,949
Ugh, maybe we keep
the kids where they are.
377
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:04,369
It's better not to change their routine.
You might not get the duplex anyway.
378
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,748
Just get the transcripts, Lucy,
and the teacher references.
379
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:11,543
We're going to meet the realtor now.
I'll make sure we can use the address.
380
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,616
[Donald] No ticket. Good girl.
381
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,625
Why was it two hours?
I thought it was only a cleaning.
382
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,293
Cracked filling, he said.
383
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,296
Oh, he drilled through my very soul.
384
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,799
Should we go straight to the open house?
385
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,300
What open house?
386
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,636
The duplex near the Beverly Center, remember?
387
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,221
The one with the white fireplace.
388
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,890
We don't have time for that.
Go to Sunset. Go.
389
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,940
I don't see why we have time for this
and not the open house.
390
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,026
If you were punctual this morning,
we wouldn't be in a crunch.
391
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,320
We'll go next Tuesday.
392
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,072
They're taking offers this week.
393
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,782
What do you want me to do, stop time?
394
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,243
Fine, I'll go without you.
395
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,079
You like showing off a little backside,
don't you?
396
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,414
Turn around, show me.
397
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,460
Is this the one we got
at the Champs-Élysées?
398
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,546
We got it on Canon.
399
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:41,633
What do you need a house for anyway?
You spend all your time at my place.
400
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:44,886
By myself,
while you go off to Mrs. Sterling's.
401
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,139
You're mad 'cause I'm eating with her, huh?
402
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:53,312
Why don't we ever do that?
Go out with Tommy Lasorda?
403
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,397
You wanna go out with Tommy Lasorda?
404
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:59,234
Okay, okay. Here. Gimme my phone.
405
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,739
[line ringing]
406
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:04,990
[Andy] Mr. Sterling.
407
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:10,078
Andy, get me two of the best tickets
for the Dodgers game, plus car service.
408
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:11,913
- Sure thing. And where did you--
- Okay.
409
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,833
I'll go say hi to Tommy,
I'll come back and pick you up.
410
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,502
We'll miss an inning, so what?
411
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,004
You happy?
412
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,225
[realtor]
Is your husband meeting you this time?
413
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,354
Oh, business in Dubayy.
414
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:39,191
What do you know
about Hancock Park Elementary?
415
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:43,779
Well, Redfin rates it a seven, so for
LAUSD, it may as well be Juilliard, right?
416
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:44,863
[both chuckle]
417
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,948
But, uh, most people do private.
418
00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,618
Are you planning a family?
419
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,288
We have foster kids
we're in the process of adopting.
420
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,373
Two boys.
421
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:59,461
Hmm. Oh, well, let me know
if you have questions.
422
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,545
Thanks.
423
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,054
[phone chimes]
424
00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:42,254
[Blake] Honestly, I'm hurt.
425
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,840
Chris comes out from New Orleans,
suddenly it's his team?
426
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,007
What has he done to earn it?
427
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,844
I mean, when I got drafted,
this team was a joke.
428
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,430
Like, fans were going home at halftime
because they knew we'd lose.
429
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,140
Nobody had expectations for us.
430
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,142
I'm a leader because I'm the best.
431
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,352
And I'm the best
because God gave me the tools to achieve.
432
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,104
Eat the cookies last, baby. Okay?
433
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,148
Eat five more carrots
and you can have the cookie.
434
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,191
I put us on the map,
I put in the hard hours.
435
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:06,403
I know in Boston you had
the whole Ubuntu thing.
436
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,071
"I'm great through others."
And I'm with that.
437
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,156
I'm trying to teach these guys
438
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,032
how to succeed
even when they don't wanna hear me out,
439
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,576
but Blake only cares
about Blake being great.
440
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,162
I'm the only reason that we have
any chance of winning this thing.
441
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,414
"Me, me, me." That's all I hear.
442
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,624
{\an8}- It's really unbecoming, man.
- [sighs]
443
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:23,462
Chris can't shut up, that's his style.
What's it got to do with you?
444
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,964
His team, your team. Uh-uh, it's our team.
445
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,425
You keep bitching
with your little State Farm mustache,
446
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,260
we damn sure won't go the distance.
447
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,389
You wanna be a leader,
you better stop talking smack.
448
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,727
Nobody's gonna love you less
because Chris is captain.
449
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,896
- [sighs]
- Now, go get ready for your close-up.
450
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:43,773
All right, Coach. [sighs]
451
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:46,026
- I hear you, Coach.
- Okay.
452
00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:48,862
Stop staring at my mustache, man. Huh.
453
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,032
Check out this dude's eyes.
454
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,117
That's the wisdom
of the Jurassic right there.
455
00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:56,203
[chuckles] But how are you gonna take
that dinosaur on the road?
456
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,787
You need something little, like this.
457
00:24:57,787 --> 00:24:59,372
Fuck a gecko.
458
00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:02,792
Chinese water dragon
is the bonsai tree of the reptile world.
459
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:06,254
Helps focus the mind
and tune out all that other bullshit.
460
00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:08,673
Doc say that shit to you too,
lecturing about your free throws?
461
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,760
He ain't lecture me. He said if I focus,
I could be a star in my role.
462
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,637
So I get a beat down, you get a pep talk?
463
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:17,641
You wanna help me get centered,
little buddy?
464
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:27,651
You have the biggest heart and I love
you so much, and you are so strong.
465
00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:31,655
You take such an incredible amount of shit
from everyone,
466
00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:35,325
- and you wake up every day with a smile.
- [guests laugh]
467
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,826
And I know you're gonna make the most...
468
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,161
- Hey.
- [Andy] V, it's Andy.
469
00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,997
Mr. Sterling unfortunately can't join you
for the game tonight.
470
00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,916
But if you're still waiting at his house--
471
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:46,169
[Kris Jenner] This is-- All these people
are here because you are so loved.
472
00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:47,504
We celebrate you, Kim.
473
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,256
[guests cheering]
474
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,924
[Kris Jenner] Congratulations.
475
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:54,010
I hate baseball.
You can't see anyone's faces.
476
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:57,931
Least he got us car service.
So is he not buying you the duplex?
477
00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:00,850
- He says he needs to see it first.
- Yeah, that's a no.
478
00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:02,269
Deja, he didn't say no.
479
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,812
Nobody in LA says no.
480
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:06,398
They go, "Let's keep talking,"
or they just ghost.
481
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,484
I promised my sister the upper unit
so she can help with the kids.
482
00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:11,069
It's a good school district.
483
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,488
Damn, girl.
I hope you didn't tell him all that.
484
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:19,119
My experience with these men, they get
horny off the sexy things money can buy.
485
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,706
Your foster kids' education?
Kind of a boner jam.
486
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,001
Well, I don't know what to do.
I have no credit.
487
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,836
Everything he gives me is gifts.
488
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,588
- I need a financial advisor.
- Mmm.
489
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,381
Magic Johnson is over there.
490
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:33,133
What a cutie.
491
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:36,469
How come famous people glow like that?
492
00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:38,054
Usually it's not happiness.
493
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:42,058
- Donald hates him.
- Hates Magic?
494
00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:45,145
Why? That's like hating ice cream.
495
00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:47,981
I don't know. He's a Laker, he's Black
and successful.
496
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:50,483
Daddy is insecure.
497
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,069
If I were you,
I'd use that to my advantage.
498
00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,493
[groaning] Ah. Ah.
499
00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:03,079
We had the soft food conversation, Donald.
500
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:07,250
You bite down wrong,
even a Dodger Dog can knock out a temp.
501
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:09,836
- What Dodger Dog?
- Weren't you at the game last night?
502
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,839
I figured you introduced your assistant
to Magic.
503
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,341
Here.
504
00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:16,509
V and I follow each other.
505
00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:19,512
{\an8}Check out Magic. [chuckles]
506
00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:21,097
{\an8}He's got a chick on each arm.
507
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:25,602
So cool.
508
00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:28,063
Why would you do that?
509
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,065
Are you stupid or something?
510
00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:34,527
You wanna broadcast to the world
that you walk around with a man like that?
511
00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:36,696
I'm not broadcasting anything!
512
00:27:36,696 --> 00:27:39,949
Then why are you taking pictures
with minorities? Why?
513
00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:42,702
You told me
you were going to remove those.
514
00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:45,413
- [V sighs]
- You said "Yes, I understand you."
515
00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:47,999
I mean, you change from day to day.
516
00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:52,128
If my girl can't do what I want,
I don't want the girl.
517
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,926
- Thanks.
- [line ringing]
518
00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,762
[automated voice]
You have three new voicemails.
519
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:05,266
[caller] Hey, we keep missing each other.
I had a late meeting at Spencer's school.
520
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:06,643
Nothing you need to know.
521
00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:09,813
[Donald] Doc, hello? I--
I didn't hear a beep.
522
00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:10,897
Uh, listen.
523
00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:14,359
Chris, uh, he's always whining
to the refs.
524
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,528
Shake it off and play the game.
525
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:19,447
You'll tell him in a way
that he'll understand.
526
00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:23,952
Oh, brother, did you see Rihanna
at the game last night?
527
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:27,706
No bra, nipple piercings on full display.
528
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,124
Why do girls do that?
529
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:32,043
Don't they lose
all the fabulous sensation?
530
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,221
LeVar Burton?
531
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,849
[groans, sighs]
532
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,309
I didn't realize you lived here.
533
00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,103
In the sauna?
534
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,397
- In LA. [laughs]
- [laughing]
535
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:56,484
You know the Enterprise isn't real, right?
And I'm not actually blind.
536
00:28:56,484 --> 00:29:00,530
- All right. All right. [chuckles]
- [laughing]
537
00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:04,951
- It's all good. All good.
- [sighs] Ah. Mmm.
538
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:09,247
[both sigh]
539
00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,710
You know, I-I--
I hope you don't mind my saying so,
540
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:17,464
but I'm kinda surprised you came here.
541
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,758
Yeah, a lot of people were.
542
00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:23,928
Just feels different
than I thought it would.
543
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:29,017
Played for the Clippers back in '91
under Donald Sterling.
544
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:31,102
Don't know how much you know about him.
545
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,398
I knew it was fucked up here.
546
00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:39,277
I just didn't know I was inheriting a team
of whiny little bitches.
547
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,613
I guess that's got something to do
with Donald.
548
00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:48,411
But you thought you could come back
and win a crown for the clown?
549
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,623
As a returning conqueror, yeah.
550
00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:55,126
And maybe I deluded myself a little bit.
551
00:29:58,171 --> 00:30:00,215
Oh, I had it so good in Boston.
552
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,052
It's one of the best organizations
in sports.
553
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,303
Everybody knows that...
554
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,057
and that's the problem.
555
00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:13,436
[sighs] Winning there
didn't feel like enough.
556
00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:18,858
What is enough? Hmm? [sniffs, sighs]
557
00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:25,323
I'm sorry, honey.
558
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:26,407
I'm sorry too.
559
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,454
So this is about your apartment, right?
560
00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:32,622
It's a duplex.
561
00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:35,208
Excuse me. Two apartments.
562
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:39,128
So you wanna punish me 'cause
I didn't go to your stupid open house.
563
00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:43,007
You can't be anyone in LA
if you don't own a piece of it.
564
00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:46,386
- You taught me that.
- Is that so, my eager pupil?
565
00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:50,265
You're my girl.
I'll give you the whole city.
566
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:02,861
[grunts]
567
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,283
[moans]
568
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:12,620
[groans]
569
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,748
[sighs]
570
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:20,795
Oh, that's good.
571
00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:25,758
[mumbling]
572
00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:29,220
- Oh-ho-ho. This is my Pokémon drawer.
- Can we have the upstairs?
573
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,055
Well, the upstairs is for Lucy for now,
574
00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:33,725
but if you get straight A's
for the next 10 years, it's all yours.
575
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,603
[child] Ten years?
In ten years, I'll be a celebrity chef.
576
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:37,687
- Ooh.
- [realtor] Ooh.
577
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:39,522
- Just--
- [V] Okay, yeah.
578
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,984
[realtor] Congratulations, Miss Stiviano.
579
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:44,819
- You're a homeowner.
- [V chuckles] Thank you.
580
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,618
[Doc]
Folks gave me shit for taking this job.
581
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:55,455
You Google yourselves,
they make fun of you too.
582
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:59,876
Only 6% of the people in this city
say the Clippers are their favorite team,
583
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:02,462
and even they've been watching
our every move this season,
584
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,923
waiting for us
to crush their dreams again.
585
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:08,426
This franchise has never even made it
to the Western finals.
586
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:12,138
That means there is historical
significance to what we are doing here.
587
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:15,808
This season, we're making winning
look easy, but it's not.
588
00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:19,979
- From tip-off, every second counts.
- [all] Yeah.
589
00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:22,815
[Doc] We stay in that headspace,
nothing can stop us from winning a ring.
590
00:32:22,815 --> 00:32:25,777
I know,
people say the franchise is cursed.
591
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,821
There's no magic power to defeat.
592
00:32:28,821 --> 00:32:32,241
All it is: we got a bad boss.
593
00:32:32,241 --> 00:32:33,284
[fans cheering]
594
00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:34,702
[Doc] It's no secret.
595
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:39,707
Donald is like a norovirus
on a cruise ship, making everybody sick.
596
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:45,546
Taking personnel advice from
some loudmouth on the street. [chuckles]
597
00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:49,133
{\an8}Tossing off retrograde nonsense that'd
get the rest of us fired on the spot.
598
00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:53,888
Incompetent leadership like that
doesn't exactly inspire team spirit.
599
00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:57,725
For 30 years, it's been impossible
for this franchise
600
00:32:57,725 --> 00:32:59,936
to budge under the weight of that man.
601
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:03,022
{\an8}But our team is different.
You can feel it.
602
00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:04,107
[Clippers] Clips!
603
00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:08,069
[Doc] A Cinderella story in the making
with no fairy godmother.
604
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:13,074
We're earning our ticket to the ball.
605
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:15,034
We're ignoring the shit talk.
606
00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:17,954
We embrace mind-numbing repetition.
607
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,539
That's why we're successful.
608
00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,543
Life will be boring, but that's good
609
00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:26,212
'cause there's a lot of road
before the playoffs,
610
00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:29,257
and a thousand people
are gonna rattle your cage.
611
00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:32,719
They cannot change your result.
612
00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:37,640
Our owner cannot change your result.
613
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:42,729
{\an8}We have to stay perfect,
and I'm talking about Obama perfect.
614
00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:50,236
- Yes! Yes! Whoo! [cheering]
- [fans cheering]
615
00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:52,238
[commentator] The love! The cheer!
616
00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:55,783
Oh, this young team
is fast becoming a title favorite.
617
00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:58,119
Andy, where's V sitting tomorrow?
618
00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,038
[Andy] Courtside,
with you and Mr. Sterling.
619
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,914
Can't you put her somewhere else?
620
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,919
Girl, if I'd known you were gonna
bring me all the way up here,
621
00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:08,588
I would've brought my glasses.
622
00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:11,632
Oh, luxury box.
623
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,677
Pretty exclusive, huh?
624
00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,430
So is solitary confinement.
625
00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:19,223
[cheering continues]
626
00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,948
The family room has gotten crazy.
627
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:37,825
All us wives been upset about it.
628
00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:39,744
Half the people in there I don't know.
629
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,704
They're just season ticket holders, honey.
630
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:44,040
When you're winning,
everybody wants to be near you.
631
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,959
[chuckles] At least there's no groupies
in the pressroom.
632
00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:50,046
[sighs] Oh, this momentum, right?
It's amazing.
633
00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,255
[attendee chuckles]
634
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:52,340
I like your purse.
635
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,675
- Thank you. I like yours too.
- Thanks.
636
00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:58,805
I've been wanting one in white.
Mr. Sterling gave it to me.
637
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:02,016
Huh. Hmm.
638
00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:05,978
- You can't go in the pressroom.
- [V] Shelly goes into the pressroom.
639
00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:09,565
Don't be stupid. Who cares
about going in the pressroom anyway?
640
00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:12,527
You wanna talk to reporters?
They're a parasite class.
641
00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:13,861
You've had other girls.
642
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,281
I need to know I'm different.
643
00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:19,575
Part of your life for real.
644
00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:21,285
- Part of your team.
- Jesus Christ.
645
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,496
I don't have anything else.
646
00:35:23,996 --> 00:35:27,083
I don't have time to work on a plan B
because I'm always with you.
647
00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,709
Bergamot hand soap. Nice.
648
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,547
- You been wearing your orthotics?
- Have you?
649
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:35,633
I refuse to be with a man
that's ashamed to be seen with me.
650
00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:39,011
I can go back to school.
651
00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:40,847
I had two food trucks when we met.
652
00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:43,182
- I'm entrepreneurial.
- [podiatrist] Just a pinch.
653
00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:45,601
- I may have to struggle, but-- Oh, honey.
- [groans]
654
00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:47,645
It's okay.
655
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:50,523
Does that hurt?
656
00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,275
- Oh, no. Stimulates the nerves.
- [stimulator beeping]
657
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,944
Good. Well, now you can
get the fuck out of here.
658
00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:56,362
[beeping continues]
659
00:35:58,656 --> 00:35:59,657
V...
660
00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:06,080
I can't stand the thought of you
near a food truck.
661
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,582
All right? You're gorgeous.
662
00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:10,251
How could you say I'm ashamed of you?
663
00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:11,335
I love you.
664
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,838
Of course you're a part of my life.
665
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:16,340
Silly rabbit.
666
00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:45,161
[V chuckles]
667
00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:53,252
[commentator] And a very happy
birthday to the fabulous V Stiviano
668
00:36:53,252 --> 00:36:54,837
from her special friend, DTS.
669
00:36:54,837 --> 00:36:57,840
Just 'cause somebody's desperate for
attention doesn't mean you give it to 'em.
670
00:36:58,799 --> 00:36:59,800
- Right, Coach?
- Yeah.
671
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,968
Noted, Doc.
672
00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:02,053
Okay.
673
00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:09,894
[Shelly] Strutting the court in that green
dress while our team is playing? Really?
674
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,230
My name is on that floor, Andy.
675
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,400
Uh... Uh, apparently, it's her birthday,
and she only has one.
676
00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:17,985
Thank God.
677
00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:21,155
Uh, but, hey, at least we're winning.
678
00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:24,951
Hello?
679
00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:26,619
- Oh.
- That's what I'm talking about.
680
00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:29,038
Did you see that green dress?
What the fuck was that about?
681
00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:31,540
You ever seen somebody runway walk
the court in an evening gown?
682
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:34,669
This year's Oscar for nastiest side piece
goes to...
683
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:37,338
I wish I had tripped on it.
Could've sued her for millions of dollars.
684
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:38,422
I ain't see no green dress,
685
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,841
but I did see DeAndre finally decide
to put in some work.
686
00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:42,677
See what happens
when you give your boy a shot?
687
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:45,096
Excuse me? You wanna say that
so the rest of the class can hear?
688
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,180
[DeAndre] Sure.
689
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:51,978
- Hi. I'm Chris Paul, and I'm small.
- [all chuckle]
690
00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:56,274
And even when people are successful,
I make them feel bad about it.
691
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,484
- My eardrums, bro. I got tinnitus.
- [all laugh]
692
00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:03,322
My name is DeAndre, and my best friends
are Blake Griffin and a lizard.
693
00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:05,616
[all laughing]
694
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:07,994
- [Donald] Hello, boys. Having fun?
- [player] What the--
695
00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:10,329
I know we are, because you're winners.
696
00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:12,707
- Who the fuck are these people?
- Assholes.
697
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,792
- [Donald] Come. Come, say hi.
- I'll just wait here.
698
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,544
Never snuck into
the little boys' room before?
699
00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:19,088
- They don't mind. It's a celebration!
- [player 1] You see this shit?
700
00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,923
- Andy, you're blocking the entrance.
- [patron] Great game.
701
00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:23,175
- That was amazing.
- [Donald] Having fun? Good.
702
00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,928
Uh, Blake, I want you to say hi
to, uh, to Phillip.
703
00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:28,264
He's by far
the greatest oral surgeon around.
704
00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:33,352
And this is my assistant, V,
with the beautiful, uh, birthday gown.
705
00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:34,937
Hi. We're acquainted.
706
00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,523
Look at this guy.
Look at this mug on this guy.
707
00:38:37,523 --> 00:38:39,817
This could be the next Antonio Banderas...
708
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:42,236
- Antonio Banderas?
- He thinks Blake's Latino.
709
00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:43,404
Look at DeAndre.
710
00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:45,489
Magnificent DeAndre.
711
00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:48,200
What did they say about him
when I drafted him?
712
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,329
Uh, they said he had
a high bust potential.
713
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,872
[player 1] What the fuck do you know?
714
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,582
- [Donald] Go ahead, Blake, make a muscle.
- [Chris] Excuse me?
715
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:55,833
This ain't the Statue of Liberty.
716
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,793
- Can I get some space?
- Don't worry. They'll pixelate it.
717
00:38:57,793 --> 00:38:59,462
Here's a question.
718
00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:02,048
How long are your arms, huh?
719
00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,466
What's-- What's your wingspan?
720
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:05,426
Um...
721
00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:08,137
No, come on.
You know what your wingspan is.
722
00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:09,972
- You can speak.
- [Doc] What the fuck is that?
723
00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:11,057
A parade?
724
00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:12,683
Hey, Doc, come on in.
725
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:15,186
We're just here telling these guys
how fabulous they were tonight.
726
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,271
- Okay. Everybody out.
- [player 2] Doc!
727
00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:21,400
Calm down. This is my fucking team.
If you don't like it, stay in your office.
728
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,486
[Doc] I'll calm down
when you get the fuck out of here.
729
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,862
[Donald] Okay, Papa Bear.
730
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,364
I told you we shouldn't.
731
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,324
- Hey, Andy.
- What?
732
00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:29,825
- This is not a club.
- I know.
733
00:39:29,825 --> 00:39:32,078
I have never seen anything like this
in my life.
734
00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:34,330
- Alvin, have security clear the hallway.
- You got it, man.
735
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,917
Doc, look. The season ticket holders
are used to a certain amount of access.
736
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:42,004
Yeah? And I'm used to a certain amount
of people acting fucking normal.
737
00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:44,715
Okay.
738
00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:52,723
[commentator]
It's the big Christmas Day game.
739
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:55,184
[Donald]
That's a flagrant foul. Did you see that?
740
00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:57,603
The Green kid
elbowed Blake right in the neck.
741
00:39:57,603 --> 00:39:59,688
Somebody should teach him how to behave.
742
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:02,817
Did you finish reading?
743
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:03,901
No. Well, I'm on--
744
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,070
You give Blake a technical?
745
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,446
You lousy--
746
00:40:07,446 --> 00:40:09,115
[phone buzzes]
747
00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:10,950
Is that V?
748
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,701
Tell her it's Christmas.
749
00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:18,833
Donald, you have to sign it
before the kids get back from the movie.
750
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:22,086
- Told you I haven't finished reading it.
- It's boilerplate language.
751
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:24,422
A simple update to the family trust.
752
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,590
Did you go to law school
when I wasn't looking?
753
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,426
The trust is fine.
754
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:29,510
We're getting older.
755
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,430
I wanna make sure
nobody can take advantage.
756
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,515
You think Gladys has a long game?
757
00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:36,684
Anyone. It could be anyone.
758
00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:40,813
And this "anyone" who wants to take
advantage, what are they gonna do?
759
00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,315
I can't imagine what they would do.
760
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:46,402
Rob us blind, put herself in our will.
761
00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:47,570
[phone buzzing]
762
00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:51,323
Would you please put that thing on silent?
763
00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:52,408
It's on silent!
764
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:54,493
[buzzing continues]
765
00:40:54,493 --> 00:40:55,578
Wait a minute.
766
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:57,663
Here.
767
00:40:59,331 --> 00:41:01,917
There you go, Rochelle. Happy?
768
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:09,341
What are you, a basket case?
What do you want?
769
00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:10,843
- [door closes]
- [Shelly sighs]
770
00:41:11,677 --> 00:41:13,929
The jacket was a nice thought.
771
00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:15,681
"Extra large."
772
00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:18,601
[sighs]
773
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,568
[clerk] So, size four.
774
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,737
- [Deja] Crocodile?
- [V] I already have that one.
775
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,572
- [Shelly] Excuse me.
- [V] Cute, right?
776
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:32,990
- [Donald] Pink. Very nice.
- Yeah.
777
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,325
[Shelly] One sec.
778
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,951
I told you I like them all.
779
00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:37,119
Really?
780
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:38,704
Oh, incoming. Incoming.
781
00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:40,789
What are you doing?
782
00:41:40,789 --> 00:41:42,333
Hi, sweetie. How are you?
783
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,417
We're shopping for you.
784
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:46,337
- I don't believe you.
- [chuckles]
785
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,588
I don't shop here.
786
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:49,340
- This store is for old ladies.
- [Deja chuckles]
787
00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:54,094
I picked that jacket out for you.
You didn't like it?
788
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:57,473
What gives you the right
to spend our money?
789
00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:59,058
Shelly, don't make a scene.
790
00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:00,976
You already made one.
791
00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:05,731
You look ridiculous sitting there
while these girls swipe your card.
792
00:42:05,731 --> 00:42:07,066
Nobody's swiping.
793
00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:11,070
What Mr. Sterling gives me
is a gift from the heart.
794
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:13,489
- A gift from the heart?
- Hmm.
795
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,867
A Ferrari is a gift from the heart?
You're a thief, that's what you are.
796
00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:18,953
What would your mother think of you?
797
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:22,915
Don't talk about my mother, witch.
798
00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:24,542
V, don't call names.
799
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,877
She's the Wicked Witch of the West.
800
00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:30,464
Are you just going to sit there
while she threatens me?
801
00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:32,883
Can we go? Okay? Let's go outside.
802
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:37,137
I don't need to threaten you.
Mr. Sterling loves me.
803
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,474
I'm going to be the next Mrs. Sterling.
804
00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:41,809
You're history.
805
00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:44,228
You're dust. [blows]
806
00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,585
- [patron 1] Unbelievable.
- [patron 2] Right?
807
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:10,754
[patron 3] It's a spicy aioli.
It's really good.
808
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,214
[patrons murmuring]
809
00:43:19,638 --> 00:43:21,640
What in the world?
810
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:25,102
♪ When you're down and troubled ♪
811
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:26,020
Oh!
812
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:29,732
♪ And you need some lovin' care ♪
813
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,650
He bought her a house.
814
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:32,985
- [friend 1] No!
- He did.
815
00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:34,069
He did.
816
00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:36,739
I used a forensic-- a forensic--
817
00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:39,491
I hired somebody to follow the money.
818
00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:41,243
- He bought her a duplex.
- [chuckles]
819
00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:43,078
Is she going to be a landlord?
820
00:43:43,078 --> 00:43:45,623
- My girlfriend lives on the same street.
- [Shelly] Uh-huh.
821
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,541
- It's a party house.
- Oh.
822
00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:52,296
V has gangbangers over every night,
playing loud music and laughing.
823
00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:55,883
But why is she called V? Is she a singer?
824
00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,259
[friend 2] It's an alias.
825
00:43:57,259 --> 00:43:58,969
She's had other names.
826
00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:01,722
Vanessa, Maria, Monica...
827
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:02,931
[laughs] Monica. That's good.
828
00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:06,143
I mean, if she lived in India,
she'd be an untouchable.
829
00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:07,436
Now, now, David Duke.
830
00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:11,106
- Well, who would wanna have sex with that?
- They're not having sex.
831
00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:13,359
I'm sorry.
832
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:16,445
I thought I could get the V situation
under control.
833
00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:21,700
You all know Donald has had
other assistants before.
834
00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:24,286
Yeah. It's never fun.
835
00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:27,539
Usually, I don't have to look at 'em.
836
00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:30,459
It's a little bit of respect I need.
837
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:35,214
But V-- she shops at my store,
838
00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:40,135
she strolls onto my court
like I'm not even there.
839
00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:42,763
- That happens when you turn 60.
- Mmm.
840
00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:46,183
People cut in line at the Gelson's
even when your cart is right there.
841
00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:48,936
Yeah. It's been like that my whole life.
842
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:53,190
Donald and I decided
on the name "Sterling" together.
843
00:44:54,274 --> 00:44:56,527
We bought the Clippers together.
844
00:44:56,527 --> 00:45:00,114
Every property we acquired,
we got together.
845
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:03,867
But it's Donald's first name
on all of our buildings.
846
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:07,705
It's Donald they call
the owner of our team.
847
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:12,209
I tell myself she couldn't take my place,
but who would stop her?
848
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,044
No one knows I'm there.
849
00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:18,632
But if you had been born 20 years later,
you would have done it all on your own.
850
00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:22,386
You are a double Virgo.
851
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:27,099
- [chuckles]
- You have plans the day after tomorrow.
852
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:28,517
Eh...
853
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:30,102
- Look at your legs.
- [friend 2] Hmm.
854
00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:31,770
- Perfection.
- [friend 2] Woo-woo!
855
00:45:31,770 --> 00:45:36,191
You are going to live
another quarter of a century.
856
00:45:36,191 --> 00:45:39,278
You deserve more
than a little bit of respect.
857
00:45:40,028 --> 00:45:42,030
You deserve it all.
858
00:45:48,495 --> 00:45:50,748
Working for Red Bull must be so rewarding.
859
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,458
The Clippers are such a fit
for our mission,
860
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,710
- I just show up and eat the chicken.
- [laughs]
861
00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:56,712
So, what's your role
with the organization?
862
00:45:56,712 --> 00:46:00,299
Philanthropic Director of the
Donald T. Sterling Charitable Foundation.
863
00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:03,927
I work with corporate sponsors such
as yourself and target grand recipients.
864
00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:08,891
$10,000 to the United Negro College Fund,
$5,000 to the NAACP--
865
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:10,225
5,000? Wow.
866
00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:13,937
In May, Mr. Sterling is receiving
a humanitarian award from the president.
867
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:15,022
See?
868
00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:20,611
- Well, the president of the LA chapter.
- [chuckles]
869
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:23,697
Did-- Did he take that ad out for himself?
870
00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:27,367
Well, how does anyone know about your
achievements if you don't advertise them?
871
00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:28,619
Everyone does it.
872
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,329
[process server] Ms. Stiviano?
873
00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:31,914
Legal documents for you, ma'am.
874
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,041
Yikes.
875
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:36,126
[commentator] Oh, me, oh, my!
876
00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:39,171
Your LA Clippers
are going to the playoffs!
877
00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:40,088
[fans cheering]
878
00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:42,800
[Doc] Whoever bet against us
is gonna be crying tonight.
879
00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:46,303
Nothing changes! Nothing changes!
880
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:48,889
We move the ball, we make our shots,
we keep our momentum.
881
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:50,557
- Yes? All right.
- [all murmuring]
882
00:46:50,557 --> 00:46:52,810
- [Chris] Clippers on three.
- On three. One, two, three.
883
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:53,977
[all] Clippers!
884
00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:55,062
[player] Yeah, baby.
885
00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:56,146
Knock-knock.
886
00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:58,273
Is everyone decent?
887
00:46:59,691 --> 00:47:02,528
[commentator] The LA Clippers
thank you for your attendance
888
00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:05,447
and encourage you to arrive home safe.
889
00:47:05,447 --> 00:47:08,075
[line ringing]
890
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,495
We are so proud.
891
00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:13,956
[phone buzzing]
892
00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:15,874
[Donald] JJ, what a shooter you are.
893
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:19,503
And, DeAndre, I-- I love to see you shine.
894
00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:20,587
[line ringing]
895
00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:22,339
[commentator]
Thank you so much for your attendance.
896
00:47:23,048 --> 00:47:27,302
The Clippers are deeply grateful
to all of you for your support.
897
00:47:27,886 --> 00:47:29,263
And Chris. Oh, Chris.
898
00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:32,474
You are a fabulous leader.
899
00:47:32,474 --> 00:47:35,060
Thank you for coming, Donald. Shelly.
900
00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:40,524
[V pants]
901
00:47:41,316 --> 00:47:43,193
How can she sue me?
902
00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,198
[pants]
903
00:47:49,616 --> 00:47:51,618
V dropped me off. I need to call her.
904
00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:54,288
- I took care of V.
- Oh.
905
00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:06,091
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God.