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[assistant]
Mr. Sterling always says,
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"Some teams sell success.
The Clippers sell hope."
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What he means is
we usually lose.
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He says a lot of things
he shouldn’t.
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[team owner] Who makes the game?
Do I make the game?
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Or do they make the game?
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I give them food and clothes
and cars and...
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[assistant] VIPs are like that.
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- Hello?
- [employee] Mr. Sterling,
it’s out.
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[assistant] They think
they’re surrounded by nobodies.
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What do you mean it’s out?
What’s out?
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[employee] Uh, the recording
of you and V.
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[assistant] But most of the big
stars started out as nobodies.
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Michael Jordan was cut from
his high school basketball team.
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[staff member] Coach.
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[assistant]
Einstein was expelled.
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It’s the tape. It’s out.
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[assistant] And they got big
in the olden days.
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Now anyone can blow up
in an instant.
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So the dangerous thing
about disrespecting a nobody,
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especially one with big,
big potential like me...
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[newscaster] ...the owner
of the Los Angeles Clippers
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is facing controversy tonight
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over racist comments he made
in audio leaked to TMZ.
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[inhales deeply]
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[assistant] I’m listening.
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[driver] Clippers offices?
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Sure you don’t wanna
circle around to departures,
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fuck off back to Boston?
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Come find me at Staples
so I can enjoy
the abject shock on your face
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when the Clippers bring home
a title this season.
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- O-Okay. We’ll see.
- Yeah.
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Hey, I’m just messing with you,
man. You’re a legend.
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It’s an honor to squire
the great Doc Rivers
into LA in my Prius.
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Thanks, man.
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Hey, can I ask you a very,
very personal question?
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- Off the record.
- Yeah.
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Why did a championship
coach like you
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take a job with the
dogshittiest team in sports?
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I like a challenge.
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[sighs]
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[radio host] Remember
last winter’s spooky story
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of the body found
in a hotel water tower?
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Well, the LA County coroner
finally revealed
the cause of death today:
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accidental drowning.
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And another fabulous day
at the beaches, a high of 82...
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- [employee] Our fearless leader!
- [Doc] Andy.
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Sorry they forgot to get
a car to LAX for you, Doc.
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Interns.
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Um, so the press conference
isn’t until this afternoon,
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so what can we get you
to eat for lunch?
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Sushi, Indian,
Indian-sushi fusion?
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- Get me a bento box.
- Right.
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Um, Mr. Roeser...
[whispers indistinctly]
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Ah! Apparently we ordered
a deli platter.
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Deli platter okay?
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You know Gary Sacks, right?
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The Sack Attack. [chuckles]
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EVP of player personnel
and a 19-year vet.
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- Glad to have you back, Coach.
- Yeah, thanks.
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Uh, okay, uh, Digital.
[groans] HR.
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Uh... Oh, and if it, uh,
breaks, beeps or freezes,
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your eggheads in IT.
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And here’s King Egghead
right here.
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Sandy, how long
you been with us?
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Twenty-five years, Mr. Roeser.
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Twenty-five years.
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Uh... Oh! Your wordsmiths
in Communications,
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Seth Burton, VP.
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Coach, I’m Seth. I, uh, I enjoy
Scandinavian crime fiction.
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- I’ve been--
- Seth, let me interrupt you.
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So, 43 years as a franchise,
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and the Clippers have never won
a championship. Ever.
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How many times have you made it
to the second round
of the playoffs?
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Just the second round?
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Two-- U-Uh, twice.
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[laughs] That’s crazy.
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No offense, but you guys are the
worst organization in sports.
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You’re not here
to retire with a gold watch.
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You’re here to win.
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Why the fuck are you
talking to me about longevity
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when you haven’t won anything?
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Makes me very uncomfortable.
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We are going to win
a championship this year,
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and it will change your life.
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Where’s my favorite coach?
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- Doc!
- Donald.
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Bet you’re glad
you’re out of Boston.
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- [Andy chuckles]
- I love Boston.
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[Donald] Did Doc tell you
when he used to play for me?
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Well, you were here, Sandy,
minus about 20 pounds of ya.
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Listen, Donald, I’d like to
get into some personnel issues.
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Good. Andy, you wanna--
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Oh, yeah, oh. Come on.
Back to work.
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Eh, still not one
for small talk.
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[Doc] I wanna make a play
for JJ Redick.
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He’s got two offers already,
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so we’ll have to spend
$30 million for four years.
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Uh, who is this JJ?
I mean, where’s he from?
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Free agent out of Milwaukee.
He’s the shooter we need.
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[Andy] My sources say
JJ’s signing with Minnesota,
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and Chris Paul
already broke the piggy bank.
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Uh, he’s very hard to please.
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[Doc] Did your sources also tell
you Chris is our team captain?
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Look, we can afford Redick.
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What we can’t afford
is to get bounced
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out of the playoffs again
in the first round.
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[Donald] Okay, Doc. Okay.
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My coach knows best.
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Look at you.
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Is that Havarti?
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Mmm. Help yourself too, sweetie.
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Are you trading DeAndre Jordan?
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Excuse me?
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This is V, my assistant.
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I heard
the last coach wanted to.
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He’s expensive
and he can’t shoot.
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Well, the last coach got fired.
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DeAndre’s gonna be the best
defender in the league,
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and personnel decisions are
none of your damn business, V.
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[Andy] Mmm. Yep, um, Doc,
let’s, uh--
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let’s get you fitted
with a Clippers polo.
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First day, so don’t feel bad,
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but, uh, Mr. Sterling gets upset
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when people don’t
call him Mr. Sterling.
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Well, I’ll call him Mr. Sterling
when he calls me Mr. Rivers.
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- [Andy] Where are you going?
- [Doc] Bringing JJ to LA.
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[guest] Is Sterling gonna freak
if I order an entrée?
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[Doc] Come on.
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When you played
for the Clippers,
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did you have to buy
your own socks?
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- No.
- I read one time
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Sterling tried
to fire the trainer
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and get the coach
to tape up the players.
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I read he likes losing.
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His philosophy being people
come to the games either way
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and he doesn’t have to
spend on salary.
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You look at the Internet a lot.
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Well, I’m not cheap, and I’m not
going to tape up your ankles.
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- [chuckles]
- We’ll match any offer,
including the socks.
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JJ, you’re
the perimeter shooter I need.
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You’ll be a full-time starter,
and we are winning a title.
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I’m down the road
with Minnesota.
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Yeah, but are you
the missing ingredient
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to a championship team
in Minnesota?
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[reporters clamoring]
Coach! Coach!
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Thanks, ladies and gentlemen.
Bill, what do you got for me?
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Doc, any truth to the rumor
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that you’re on the verge of
closing a deal with JJ Redick?
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[reporters murmuring]
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- [phone buzzes]
- [automated voice] The white
zone is for loading and...
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- Andy.
- [Andy] Happy Fourth.
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Plans with the family?
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Yeah, just got back to Orlando.
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Kids are in town.
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My wife invited--
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Wait, why are you calling me?
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[Donald] Hello?
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Hello, Andy?
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It’s Doc too, Donald.
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[Andy] Mr. Sterling, I told Doc
you changed your mind on JJ,
and he’s--
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- He doesn’t--
- What’s going on, Donald?
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[Donald] I’ve been talking to
people, and they don’t like JJ.
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What people? Your dry cleaner?
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[Donald] That’s funny.
He’ll find another home.
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[Gary] Mr. Sterling,
the other teams in play for JJ
filled their slots.
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[Donald] Is that Gary?
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Gary, if you say one more
fucking word, you’re fired.
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What have these people been
telling you about JJ, Donald?
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[Donald] He’s white.
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I didn’t know he was white.
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What the fuck?
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What does him being white
have anything to do with it?
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[Donald groans]
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What is that?
Are you just making a sound?
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[Andy] The offer to JJ
isn’t papered yet, so legally
we should be covered.
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[Gary] We can’t take back
a verbal offer.
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It’s bad for
the team’s reputation.
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[Donald] Gary, get off the call!
You’re fired.
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We renege on JJ now, Donald,
we’ll never get
another free agent again.
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[Donald] Doc, Doc, Doc.
Don’t worry about that.
I have a good reputation.
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No, I have a reputation.
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[Donald]
What’s your reputation?
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I’m the one. Everyone loves me.
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- No, they don’t.
- [Donald] Excuse me?
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Who are you talking to, you
fucking brat? I’m your owner.
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You’re not my owner,
because I quit.
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[Donald] Quiet!
You’re on a choke chain, you--
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[sighs]
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[grunts, sighs]
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[phone rings]
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[Andy] Okay. Good talk.
JJ’s approved.
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What the fuck, Andy?
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Hey, look, I know
people think Mr. Sterling’s
some kind of joke.
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He wears socks and sandals,
I get it.
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But he built an empire.
Maybe he deserves some respect.
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Anyways, don’t make plans
for Labor Day.
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We’ll see you
at his white party.
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His what?
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When it’s hot like this,
I put my undies in the icebox
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and drink a cold Clipper-tini,
courtesy of Donald T. Sterling.
[chuckles]
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[Doc] It’s a beautiful home.
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We’d love to get you
into a condo
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until your family can join you
from Florida.
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Donald and I own 150 properties
around town.
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Hotels, a Malibu yacht club,
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half the apartments
in Beverly Hills.
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We know everybody
in real estate.
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Or if you need a decorating eye
or a housekeeper,
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I find them
for a lot of the wives.
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Very kind of you, Shelly.
Very kind.
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Yeah. Think about it.
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All right.
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[guest] Hi!
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[Shelly] Come on, Doc.
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[guests murmuring, laughing]
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[Shelly chuckles]
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Our little way
to kick off the season.
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Where’s Donald?
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I’ll go find him.
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- Don’t be shy.
- Yeah.
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Natural light, am I right?
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Uh, these-- These both looked
white at home. [chuckles]
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Let’s give a big hand
to the fabulous Clippers
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and America!
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USA!
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[guests cheering]
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Let’s give a big hand to one
of the finest athletes ever,
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the leader of this team,
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el hombre himself,
Blake Griffin.
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[guest 1] I love you, Blake!
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[Donald]
And our fabulous new coach.
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You’re going to
fall in love with him.
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Let’s hear it for Doc Rivers.
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- [guest 2] Yeah, Doc!
- [player] Come on, Coach!
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- [laughs]
- [guests cheering]
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Thank you, Donald.
Thank you, Shelly.
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[guest 3] Have you two met?
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00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:14,311
[guest 4] Yeah.
240
00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:19,122
[guest 5] All right. [laughs]
241
00:11:19,122 --> 00:11:20,190
Yeah.
242
00:11:23,329 --> 00:11:25,033
Ubuntu.
243
00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:27,104
- Ubuntu.
- Your motto with the Celtics.
244
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:29,108
- Yeah.
-"I am great through others."
245
00:11:29,108 --> 00:11:31,947
I use it at corporate retreats.
It’s a game changer.
246
00:11:31,947 --> 00:11:33,216
- It is. It is.
- Yeah.
247
00:11:33,216 --> 00:11:36,891
Bad boy!
Hogging Blake all to yourself.
248
00:11:36,891 --> 00:11:39,930
I see a lot of pretty girls
around here, Blake.
249
00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:42,167
- You’re pretty too, honey.
- Oh.
250
00:11:43,671 --> 00:11:45,306
[Donald] Come, come,
come, come, come.
251
00:11:46,309 --> 00:11:48,948
This is our star, Blake Griffin.
252
00:11:48,948 --> 00:11:51,019
[guest] Oh,
needs no introduction.
253
00:11:51,019 --> 00:11:52,588
Hello, Blake.
254
00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:54,625
- Good to meet you.
- [guest] You look younger
in person.
255
00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:58,133
Um, yummy.
Am I drooling? [laughs]
256
00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:00,337
- You’re hard-core Type-A, right?
- Yeah.
257
00:12:00,337 --> 00:12:03,076
Got an obsessive personality.
You don’t wanna see my closet.
258
00:12:03,076 --> 00:12:06,182
Not a hair outta place.
That’s the type of energy
we need on this team.
259
00:12:06,182 --> 00:12:08,253
Look. Look at DeAndre.
260
00:12:08,253 --> 00:12:12,027
Two cosmos and a smile.
You ain’t gon’ see me smile
till we win.
261
00:12:12,027 --> 00:12:14,298
One of you guys
wanna tap Blake out?
262
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:18,272
You don’t get led by the hand
unless you wanna be led
by the hand. You feel me?
263
00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:23,216
Don, come meet JJ.
Over here with Chris.
264
00:12:24,085 --> 00:12:27,658
JJ, I am so happy
that you’re joining us.
265
00:12:29,295 --> 00:12:31,599
And are you gonna smile,
finally,
266
00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:33,103
now that you have your coach?
267
00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:35,040
That’s called
a game face, Donald.
268
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:38,580
And why aren’t you boys talking
to all these beautiful girls?
269
00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:40,450
’Cause I love my wife.
270
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:48,399
Are you all right
with Donald showing you off
in front of folks like this?
271
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,139
Yeah.
272
00:12:51,139 --> 00:12:53,678
I don’t know. When he does it, I
just kinda pretend like my hand
273
00:12:53,678 --> 00:12:56,216
is somebody else’s hand
and drift away a little bit.
274
00:12:56,216 --> 00:12:57,752
Mm-hmm.
275
00:12:57,752 --> 00:13:00,590
Any preexisting tension on
the team I need to know about?
276
00:13:02,662 --> 00:13:05,033
Nobody can stand
the sound of Chris’s voice,
277
00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:07,504
but all the players agree
with me about it,
278
00:13:07,504 --> 00:13:09,508
so I wouldn’t say
it’s a problem.
279
00:13:10,811 --> 00:13:12,013
Okay.
280
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,159
Doc, it is a privilege
to watch you mingle.
281
00:13:18,159 --> 00:13:21,432
I knew we were gonna have
a Donald problem,
but Blake and Chris?
282
00:13:21,432 --> 00:13:22,501
Oh, yeah, no.
283
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,004
- They hate each other.
- Yeah.
284
00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:26,609
[sighs]
285
00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:28,179
Keep the energy up.
286
00:13:28,179 --> 00:13:29,448
And push the drink.
287
00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:31,386
We over-ordered on the gin.
288
00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:33,523
Hang on, honey. There.
289
00:13:36,062 --> 00:13:41,338
Oh, not so much broccoli, honey.
It sticks in your teeth. Hmm?
290
00:13:44,111 --> 00:13:46,650
- So sorry we’re late, Shelly.
- [Shelly] You’re not
late at all.
291
00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:51,392
[engine revs]
292
00:14:23,122 --> 00:14:27,464
[singer] ♪ Reggae’s expanding
With Sly and Robbie ♪
293
00:14:27,464 --> 00:14:29,836
♪ Stepping in a rhythm
To a Kurtis Blow ♪
294
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,707
♪ Who wants to think
When your feet just go? ♪
295
00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:34,478
♪ Hip and a hop
And a hippity-hop ♪
296
00:14:34,478 --> 00:14:37,752
Are you even watching
what’s happening
with this Obamacare mess?
297
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,823
What’s next, free facelifts?
298
00:14:39,823 --> 00:14:42,394
It’s the rise of the takers.
299
00:14:42,394 --> 00:14:46,602
We’re falling behind
in the world in innovation,
in science...
300
00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:48,741
- In space.
- In space.
301
00:14:48,741 --> 00:14:50,778
These people,
they don’t make anything.
302
00:14:50,778 --> 00:14:52,348
They don’t grow our economy.
303
00:14:52,348 --> 00:14:55,354
They just sit around
watching the Kardashians,
304
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:59,663
and they say, "Oh, gee!
Look at those girls." [chuckles]
305
00:14:59,663 --> 00:15:04,105
They haven’t worked a day,
and they have this lifestyle.
306
00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:06,476
But you can’t just show up
and say, "Gimme."
307
00:15:06,476 --> 00:15:09,215
- Oh, my God.
It’s the Electric Slide!
- [guest] Come on!
308
00:15:09,215 --> 00:15:12,287
["Electric Boogie
(The Electric Slide)" playing]
309
00:15:17,197 --> 00:15:19,168
Let’s just not look.
310
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,372
[friend 1] If that’s
a personal assistant,
I’m Tinker Bell.
311
00:15:22,374 --> 00:15:23,811
Where did Donald even meet her?
312
00:15:23,811 --> 00:15:26,182
Donald’s city council friend
called and said,
313
00:15:26,182 --> 00:15:29,455
"There’s a beautiful
mixed-race girl in jail
with no one to bail her out,"
314
00:15:29,455 --> 00:15:31,827
and I thought...
[chuckles] ...he’d find her
very interesting.
315
00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:34,365
They met at a Super Bowl party.
316
00:15:34,365 --> 00:15:36,202
Let me set her straight.
317
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:39,641
[friend 2] The problem is Donald
following his little captain.
318
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:49,863
[sighs]
319
00:15:49,863 --> 00:15:51,399
I fermented a tea.
320
00:15:51,399 --> 00:15:53,269
- I’ll bring it to you tomorrow.
- Oh.
321
00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:55,741
It’s hibiscus.
322
00:15:58,947 --> 00:16:03,189
[Shelly] V, honey!
Thank you for coming.
323
00:16:03,189 --> 00:16:07,231
And thank you for helping Donald
these past few years,
324
00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:09,201
driving him around and all that.
325
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,871
Don’t worry about it.
326
00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:17,451
You know, our lifestyle
can be a lot of fun,
327
00:16:17,451 --> 00:16:20,825
but the white party,
that’s work too.
328
00:16:20,825 --> 00:16:25,534
Donald likes to be the first
in the conga line, so to speak,
329
00:16:25,534 --> 00:16:28,640
uh, but he counts on us
to maintain a certain image.
330
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,945
- Do you know what I mean?
- Definitely.
331
00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:33,583
I’ve been helping Mr. Sterling
a lot with his image.
332
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:34,852
Right.
333
00:16:35,988 --> 00:16:37,224
What do you mean?
334
00:16:37,224 --> 00:16:38,560
He speaks from the heart.
335
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,497
That’s what we love
about him, right?
336
00:16:40,497 --> 00:16:42,768
But we’re working
on his consistency.
337
00:16:45,808 --> 00:16:48,647
[Donald] There’s my hostess
with the mostest.
338
00:16:48,647 --> 00:16:49,916
Fabulous, honey.
339
00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:56,697
How can V afford a Ferrari?
And why is it red?
340
00:16:56,697 --> 00:17:00,671
I don’t know. I mean, she owned
some cars. She traded ’em.
341
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,341
Now there’s a Ferrari.
342
00:17:02,341 --> 00:17:05,347
Why do you care? You wanted
her to have nice things.
343
00:17:05,347 --> 00:17:07,752
I said if she’s going to be
your assistant,
344
00:17:07,752 --> 00:17:09,856
she can’t dress like a hoochie.
345
00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:12,628
I don’t like the way
she looks at you.
346
00:17:12,628 --> 00:17:15,901
Whatever she does for you, fine.
347
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,306
But why--
348
00:17:18,306 --> 00:17:21,612
why show off in front of
our friends, our team?
349
00:17:21,612 --> 00:17:22,949
I’m curious.
350
00:17:22,949 --> 00:17:25,420
- If you’re so curious, ask her.
- I did.
351
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,259
She said she’s working on
your consistency.
352
00:17:28,259 --> 00:17:31,466
- Oh. Right.
- Well, what on earth
does that mean?
353
00:17:31,466 --> 00:17:34,404
I’m forgetful, you know that.
She keeps a record.
354
00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:36,944
An audio record.
355
00:17:36,944 --> 00:17:38,513
She’s taping you?
356
00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:40,952
Honey, I hate driving
to Beverly Hills at night.
357
00:17:40,952 --> 00:17:44,492
I need to go home.
I’ve been standing all day.
358
00:17:44,492 --> 00:17:46,628
My foot is hurting.
359
00:17:47,464 --> 00:17:50,704
I’ll tell V to look at me
differently, okay?
360
00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:01,025
Did you have fun?
361
00:18:01,025 --> 00:18:02,361
[V] Yeah. Did you?
362
00:18:02,361 --> 00:18:03,530
[Donald] Yes.
363
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:04,631
[V] Seat belt.
364
00:18:32,587 --> 00:18:33,991
- [phone rings]
- [Doc] Hey, Ty,
365
00:18:33,991 --> 00:18:36,362
what time am I sitting down
with Blake and Chris?
366
00:18:36,362 --> 00:18:37,497
[Ty] You aren’t.
367
00:18:37,497 --> 00:18:38,868
[Doc] Oh, fuck.
368
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,103
Blake’s shooting
a Kia commercial.
369
00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:41,807
Chris has one
for State Farm.
370
00:18:41,807 --> 00:18:43,878
You know, where his twin
sells insurance? [chuckles]
371
00:18:43,878 --> 00:18:46,449
How do they come up with those?
[clears throat]
372
00:18:46,449 --> 00:18:47,785
You wanna go to them?
373
00:18:47,785 --> 00:18:49,488
[Shelly] What’s going on
at North Rodeo?
374
00:18:49,488 --> 00:18:51,325
[manager] The tenant
with the reptiles?
375
00:18:51,325 --> 00:18:53,864
Oh, she says her asthma’s
acting up because of mold.
376
00:18:53,864 --> 00:18:56,335
Mold? It’s probably her turtle.
377
00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:01,780
I want a happy building.
Let’s help her relocate.
378
00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:06,555
Offer her place to Ms. Kwon
and charge the turtle woman
for new carpet.
379
00:19:07,591 --> 00:19:09,094
[Donald] My bride.
380
00:19:09,094 --> 00:19:12,669
Oh, hi, Mrs. Sterling.
We’re going down to parking.
381
00:19:12,669 --> 00:19:14,004
Where are you off to?
382
00:19:14,004 --> 00:19:16,142
- Uh--
- Um, Mr. Sterling has
the dentist,
383
00:19:16,142 --> 00:19:19,448
and then we’re
visiting grant candidates
for the Sterling Foundation.
384
00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:21,519
Homeless Rising,
Para Los Niños.
385
00:19:21,519 --> 00:19:23,924
Those sound very far east.
386
00:19:23,924 --> 00:19:27,732
We have Nobu with the Lasordas
this afternoon.
387
00:19:27,732 --> 00:19:29,903
Thank you for reminding me.
388
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:33,076
♪ I love, I love,
I love my calendar girl ♪
389
00:19:33,076 --> 00:19:34,713
- [chuckles]
- [phone chimes]
390
00:19:34,713 --> 00:19:36,649
This elevator wants to go down.
391
00:19:41,425 --> 00:19:43,931
Hey, can you do pick-up
and take the boys to baseball?
392
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:45,500
Mr. Sterling’s taking forever.
393
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,937
[person] I’m still at work.
394
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,974
I can’t get to the school
and the post office.
395
00:19:48,974 --> 00:19:50,911
I’ll get the transfer
application tomorrow.
396
00:19:50,911 --> 00:19:52,414
Due means due.
397
00:19:52,414 --> 00:19:54,551
The transfer application
has to go in today.
398
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:55,922
[person speaking Spanish]
399
00:19:55,922 --> 00:19:57,591
Maybe we keep the kids
where they are.
400
00:19:57,591 --> 00:19:58,928
It’s better not to change
their routine.
401
00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:00,731
You might not get
the duplex anyway.
402
00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:04,405
Just get the transcripts, Lucy,
and the teacher references.
403
00:20:04,405 --> 00:20:05,975
We’re going to meet
the realtor now.
404
00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:07,778
I’ll make sure
we can use the address.
405
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,840
[Donald] No ticket. Good girl.
406
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,859
Why was it two hours? I thought
it was only a cleaning.
407
00:20:47,859 --> 00:20:49,594
Cracked filling, he said.
408
00:20:50,363 --> 00:20:52,869
Oh, he drilled through
my very soul.
409
00:20:52,869 --> 00:20:55,006
Should we go
straight to the open house?
410
00:20:55,006 --> 00:20:56,609
What open house?
411
00:20:56,609 --> 00:20:58,847
The duplex near
the Beverly Center, remember?
412
00:20:58,847 --> 00:21:00,517
The one with
the white fireplace.
413
00:21:00,517 --> 00:21:03,055
We don’t have time for that.
Go to Sunset. Go.
414
00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:11,105
I don’t see why we have time
for this and not the open house.
415
00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:12,775
If you were
punctual this morning,
416
00:21:12,775 --> 00:21:14,779
we wouldn’t be in a crunch.
417
00:21:14,779 --> 00:21:16,615
We’ll go next Tuesday.
418
00:21:16,615 --> 00:21:18,219
They’re taking offers this week.
419
00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:19,989
What do you want me to do,
stop time?
420
00:21:20,557 --> 00:21:22,561
Fine, I’ll go without you.
421
00:21:22,561 --> 00:21:25,233
You like showing off
a little backside, don’t you?
422
00:21:25,233 --> 00:21:26,703
Turn around, show me.
423
00:21:29,174 --> 00:21:31,980
Is this the one we got
at the Champs-Elysees?
424
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,784
We got it on Canon.
425
00:21:33,784 --> 00:21:35,688
What do you need
a house for anyway?
426
00:21:35,688 --> 00:21:37,859
You spend all your time
at my place.
427
00:21:37,859 --> 00:21:41,065
By myself, while you go off
to Mrs. Sterling’s.
428
00:21:41,065 --> 00:21:43,469
You’re mad ’cause I’m
eating with her, huh?
429
00:21:45,707 --> 00:21:49,615
Why don’t we ever do that?
Go out with Tommy Lasorda?
430
00:21:49,615 --> 00:21:51,953
You wanna go out
with Tommy Lasorda?
431
00:21:51,953 --> 00:21:55,559
Okay, okay.
Here. Gimme my phone.
432
00:21:58,232 --> 00:21:59,903
[line ringing]
433
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:01,673
[Andy] Mr. Sterling.
434
00:22:01,673 --> 00:22:05,113
Andy, get me two of the best
tickets for the Dodgers game,
435
00:22:05,113 --> 00:22:06,717
plus car service.
436
00:22:06,717 --> 00:22:08,586
- Sure thing.
And where did you--
- Okay.
437
00:22:08,586 --> 00:22:11,592
I’ll go say hi to Tommy,
I’ll come back and pick you up.
438
00:22:11,592 --> 00:22:14,031
We’ll miss an inning, so what?
439
00:22:14,031 --> 00:22:15,166
You happy?
440
00:22:26,656 --> 00:22:28,559
[realtor] Is your husband
meeting you this time?
441
00:22:28,559 --> 00:22:31,666
Oh, business in Dubai.
442
00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:35,340
What do you know
about Hancock Park Elementary?
443
00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,244
Well, Redfin rates it a seven,
444
00:22:37,244 --> 00:22:39,983
so for LAUSD, it may as well
be Juilliard, right?
445
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,051
[both chuckle]
446
00:22:41,051 --> 00:22:43,122
But, uh, most people do private.
447
00:22:44,224 --> 00:22:46,595
Are you planning a family?
448
00:22:46,595 --> 00:22:49,601
We have foster kids we’re
in the process of adopting.
449
00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:51,005
Two boys.
450
00:22:51,005 --> 00:22:55,748
Hmm. Oh, well, let me know
if you have questions.
451
00:22:55,748 --> 00:22:56,816
Thanks.
452
00:23:04,097 --> 00:23:05,232
[phone chimes]
453
00:23:36,896 --> 00:23:38,767
[Blake] Honestly, I’m hurt.
454
00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:41,071
Chris comes out
from New Orleans,
suddenly it’s his team?
455
00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,708
What has he done to earn it?
456
00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:45,079
I mean, when I got drafted,
this team was a joke.
457
00:23:45,079 --> 00:23:47,718
Like, fans were
going home at halftime
because they knew we’d lose.
458
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,288
Nobody had expectations for us.
459
00:23:49,288 --> 00:23:51,292
I’m a leader
because I’m the best.
460
00:23:51,292 --> 00:23:53,664
And I’m the best because God
gave me the tools to achieve.
461
00:23:53,664 --> 00:23:55,266
Eat the cookies last,
baby. Okay?
462
00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:57,304
Eat five more carrots
and you can have the cookie.
463
00:23:57,304 --> 00:23:59,341
I put us on the map,
I put in the hard hours.
464
00:23:59,341 --> 00:24:02,715
I know in Boston you had
the whole Ubuntu thing.
465
00:24:02,715 --> 00:24:04,251
"I’m great through others."
And I’m with that.
466
00:24:04,251 --> 00:24:05,955
I’m trying to teach these guys
how to succeed
467
00:24:05,955 --> 00:24:07,290
even when they don’t wanna
hear me out,
468
00:24:07,290 --> 00:24:09,328
but Blake only cares
about Blake being great.
469
00:24:09,328 --> 00:24:11,332
I’m the only reason
that we have any chance
of winning this thing.
470
00:24:11,332 --> 00:24:13,737
"Me, me, me." That’s all I hear.
471
00:24:13,737 --> 00:24:15,908
- It’s really unbecoming, man.
- [sighs]
472
00:24:15,908 --> 00:24:18,112
Chris can’t shut up,
that’s his style.
473
00:24:18,112 --> 00:24:19,749
What’s it got to do with you?
474
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:22,153
His team, your team.
Uh-uh, it’s our team.
475
00:24:22,153 --> 00:24:24,726
You keep bitching with your
little State Farm mustache,
476
00:24:24,726 --> 00:24:26,897
we damn sure
won’t go the distance.
477
00:24:26,897 --> 00:24:30,704
You wanna be a leader,
you better stop talking smack.
478
00:24:31,873 --> 00:24:34,979
Nobody’s gonna love you less
because Chris is captain.
479
00:24:34,979 --> 00:24:37,116
- [sighs]
- Now, go get ready
for your close-up.
480
00:24:38,787 --> 00:24:40,023
All right, Coach. [sighs]
481
00:24:40,023 --> 00:24:42,762
- I hear you, Coach.
- Okay.
482
00:24:42,762 --> 00:24:45,099
Stop staring
at my mustache, man. Huh.
483
00:24:46,335 --> 00:24:48,239
Check out this dude’s eyes.
484
00:24:48,239 --> 00:24:50,310
That’s the wisdom
of the Jurassic right there.
485
00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:52,380
[chuckles] But how are you gonna
take that dinosaur on the road?
486
00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:54,017
You need something little,
like this.
487
00:24:54,017 --> 00:24:55,921
Fuck a gecko.
488
00:24:55,921 --> 00:24:59,027
Chinese water dragon is
the bonsai tree
of the reptile world.
489
00:24:59,027 --> 00:25:02,400
Helps focus the mind and tune
out all that other bullshit.
490
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,939
Doc say that shit to you too,
lecturing about
your free throws?
491
00:25:04,939 --> 00:25:08,012
He ain’t lecture me.
He said if I focus,
I could be a star in my role.
492
00:25:08,012 --> 00:25:09,915
So I get a beat down,
you get a pep talk?
493
00:25:11,819 --> 00:25:13,923
You wanna help me get centered,
little buddy?
494
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:22,107
You have the biggest heart
and I love you so much,
495
00:25:22,107 --> 00:25:24,278
and you are so strong.
496
00:25:24,278 --> 00:25:28,185
You take such an incredible
amount of shit from everyone,
497
00:25:28,185 --> 00:25:31,358
- and you wake up every day
with a smile.
- [guests laugh]
498
00:25:31,358 --> 00:25:33,029
And I know you’re
gonna make the most...
499
00:25:33,029 --> 00:25:34,966
- Hey.
- [Andy] V, it’s Andy.
500
00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:37,203
Mr. Sterling unfortunately can’t
join you for the game tonight.
501
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,742
But if you’re still waiting
at his house--
502
00:25:39,742 --> 00:25:42,347
[Kris Jenner] This is--
All these people are here
because you are so loved.
503
00:25:42,347 --> 00:25:43,817
We celebrate you, Kim.
504
00:25:43,817 --> 00:25:45,420
[guests cheering]
505
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:47,157
[Kris Jenner] Congratulations.
506
00:25:47,157 --> 00:25:50,229
I hate baseball.
You can’t see anyone’s faces.
507
00:25:50,229 --> 00:25:52,067
Least he got us car service.
508
00:25:52,067 --> 00:25:54,171
So is he not
buying you the duplex?
509
00:25:54,171 --> 00:25:57,110
- He says he needs to
see it first.
- Yeah, that’s a no.
510
00:25:57,110 --> 00:25:58,446
Deja, he didn’t say no.
511
00:25:58,446 --> 00:26:00,116
Nobody in LA says no.
512
00:26:00,116 --> 00:26:02,520
They go, "Let’s keep talking,"
or they just ghost.
513
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,491
I promised my sister
the upper unit
514
00:26:04,491 --> 00:26:07,263
so she can help with the kids.
It’s a good school district.
515
00:26:07,263 --> 00:26:09,768
Damn, girl. I hope
you didn’t tell him all that.
516
00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:12,340
My experience with these men,
517
00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:15,313
they get horny off
the sexy things money can buy.
518
00:26:15,313 --> 00:26:19,554
Your foster kids’ education?
Kind of a boner jam.
519
00:26:19,554 --> 00:26:22,227
Well, I don’t know what to do.
I have no credit.
520
00:26:22,227 --> 00:26:24,097
Everything he gives me is gifts.
521
00:26:24,097 --> 00:26:25,901
- I need a financial advisor.
- Mmm.
522
00:26:25,901 --> 00:26:27,938
Magic Johnson is over there.
523
00:26:27,938 --> 00:26:30,143
What a cutie.
524
00:26:30,143 --> 00:26:32,782
How come famous people
glow like that?
525
00:26:32,782 --> 00:26:34,250
Usually it’s not happiness.
526
00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:38,259
- Donald hates him.
- Hates Magic?
527
00:26:38,259 --> 00:26:41,332
Why? That’s like
hating ice cream.
528
00:26:41,332 --> 00:26:44,471
I don’t know. He’s a Laker,
he’s Black and successful.
529
00:26:44,471 --> 00:26:47,077
Daddy is insecure.
530
00:26:47,077 --> 00:26:49,280
If I were you,
I’d use that to my advantage.
531
00:26:53,555 --> 00:26:56,830
[groaning] Ah. Ah.
532
00:26:56,830 --> 00:27:00,069
We had the soft food
conversation, Donald.
533
00:27:00,069 --> 00:27:03,442
You bite down wrong, even a
Dodger Dog can knock out a temp.
534
00:27:03,442 --> 00:27:06,515
- What Dodger Dog?
- Weren’t you
at the game last night?
535
00:27:06,515 --> 00:27:09,087
I figured you introduced
your assistant to Magic.
536
00:27:09,454 --> 00:27:10,489
Here.
537
00:27:11,391 --> 00:27:12,828
V and I follow each other.
538
00:27:12,828 --> 00:27:15,834
Check out Magic. [chuckles]
539
00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,303
He’s got a chick on each arm.
540
00:27:20,476 --> 00:27:21,912
So cool.
541
00:27:23,048 --> 00:27:24,283
Why would you do that?
542
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,287
Are you stupid or something?
543
00:27:27,290 --> 00:27:28,927
You wanna broadcast to the world
544
00:27:28,927 --> 00:27:30,864
that you walk around
with a man like that?
545
00:27:30,864 --> 00:27:33,002
I’m not broadcasting anything!
546
00:27:33,002 --> 00:27:36,208
Then why are you taking pictures
with minorities? Why?
547
00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:38,980
You told me
you were going to remove those.
548
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:41,552
- [V sighs]
- You said
"Yes, I understand you."
549
00:27:41,552 --> 00:27:44,224
I mean, you change
from day to day.
550
00:27:44,224 --> 00:27:48,331
If my girl can’t do what I want,
I don’t want the girl.
551
00:27:52,607 --> 00:27:54,177
- Thanks.
- [line ringing]
552
00:27:54,177 --> 00:27:57,050
[automated voice]
You have three new voicemails.
553
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:59,254
[caller] Hey,
we keep missing each other.
554
00:27:59,254 --> 00:28:01,458
I had a late meeting
at Spencer’s school.
555
00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:03,229
Nothing you need to know.
556
00:28:03,229 --> 00:28:06,101
[Donald] Doc, hello? I--
I didn’t hear a beep.
557
00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,470
Uh, listen.
558
00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:10,543
Chris, uh, he’s always whining
to the refs.
559
00:28:10,543 --> 00:28:12,681
Shake it off and play the game.
560
00:28:12,681 --> 00:28:15,988
You’ll tell him in a way
that he’ll understand.
561
00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:20,196
Oh, brother, did you see
Rihanna at the game last night?
562
00:28:20,196 --> 00:28:24,004
No bra, nipple piercings
on full display.
563
00:28:24,004 --> 00:28:25,406
Why do girls do that?
564
00:28:25,406 --> 00:28:28,278
Don’t they lose
all the fabulous sensation?
565
00:28:38,398 --> 00:28:39,434
LeVar Burton?
566
00:28:39,434 --> 00:28:42,139
[groans, sighs]
567
00:28:42,874 --> 00:28:44,510
I didn’t realize you lived here.
568
00:28:45,312 --> 00:28:46,315
In the sauna?
569
00:28:46,315 --> 00:28:48,552
- In LA. [laughs]
- [laughing]
570
00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:52,627
You know the Enterprise
isn’t real, right?
And I’m not actually blind.
571
00:28:52,627 --> 00:28:56,669
- All right.
All right. [chuckles]
- [laughing]
572
00:28:58,272 --> 00:29:01,211
- It’s all good. All good.
- [sighs] Ah. Mmm.
573
00:29:02,547 --> 00:29:05,452
[both sigh]
574
00:29:07,390 --> 00:29:10,029
You know, I-I-- I hope
you don’t mind my saying so,
575
00:29:10,029 --> 00:29:13,635
but I’m kinda surprised
you came here.
576
00:29:14,237 --> 00:29:16,074
Yeah, a lot of people were.
577
00:29:18,178 --> 00:29:20,182
Just feels different
than I thought it would.
578
00:29:22,019 --> 00:29:25,259
Played for the Clippers back
in ’91 under Donald Sterling.
579
00:29:25,259 --> 00:29:27,329
Don’t know how much
you know about him.
580
00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:32,073
I knew it was fucked up here.
581
00:29:32,073 --> 00:29:35,479
I just didn’t know
I was inheriting a team of
whiny little bitches.
582
00:29:35,479 --> 00:29:37,951
I guess that’s got
something to do with Donald.
583
00:29:41,291 --> 00:29:44,597
But you thought you could
come back and win a crown
for the clown?
584
00:29:45,734 --> 00:29:47,971
As a returning conqueror, yeah.
585
00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:51,377
And maybe I deluded myself
a little bit.
586
00:29:54,350 --> 00:29:56,421
Oh, I had it so good in Boston.
587
00:29:57,724 --> 00:30:00,296
It’s one of the best
organizations in sports.
588
00:30:00,296 --> 00:30:01,498
Everybody knows that...
589
00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:05,305
and that’s the problem.
590
00:30:07,243 --> 00:30:09,614
[sighs] Winning there
didn’t feel like enough.
591
00:30:10,349 --> 00:30:15,158
What is enough?
Hmm? [sniffs, sighs]
592
00:30:19,835 --> 00:30:21,538
I’m sorry, honey.
593
00:30:21,538 --> 00:30:22,606
I’m sorry too.
594
00:30:25,112 --> 00:30:27,617
So this is about
your apartment, right?
595
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:28,753
It’s a duplex.
596
00:30:28,753 --> 00:30:31,424
Excuse me. Two apartments.
597
00:30:32,193 --> 00:30:33,663
So you wanna punish me
598
00:30:33,663 --> 00:30:36,101
’cause I didn’t go
to your stupid open house.
599
00:30:36,101 --> 00:30:39,274
You can’t be anyone in LA
if you don’t own a piece of it.
600
00:30:39,274 --> 00:30:42,580
- You taught me that.
- Is that so, my eager pupil?
601
00:30:44,284 --> 00:30:46,487
You’re my girl.
I’ll give you the whole city.
602
00:30:58,145 --> 00:30:59,146
[grunts]
603
00:31:03,422 --> 00:31:04,490
[moans]
604
00:31:07,463 --> 00:31:08,766
[groans]
605
00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:12,072
[sighs]
606
00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:17,116
Oh, that’s good.
607
00:31:17,116 --> 00:31:22,093
[mumbling]
608
00:31:22,093 --> 00:31:25,466
- Oh-ho-ho.
This is my Pokémon drawer.
- Can we have the upstairs?
609
00:31:25,466 --> 00:31:27,570
Well, the upstairs is
for Lucy for now,
610
00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:29,875
but if you get straight A’s
for the next 10 years,
it’s all yours.
611
00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:32,781
[child] Ten years? In ten years,
I’ll be a celebrity chef.
612
00:31:32,781 --> 00:31:33,817
- Ooh.
- [realtor] Ooh.
613
00:31:33,817 --> 00:31:35,687
- Just--
- [V] Okay, yeah.
614
00:31:37,223 --> 00:31:39,260
[realtor]
Congratulations, Miss Stiviano.
615
00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:41,130
- You’re a homeowner.
- [V chuckles] Thank you.
616
00:31:46,174 --> 00:31:48,747
[Doc] Folks gave me
shit for taking this job.
617
00:31:48,747 --> 00:31:52,620
You Google yourselves,
they make fun of you too.
618
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,825
Only 6% of the people
in this city
619
00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:57,163
say the Clippers are
their favorite team,
620
00:31:57,163 --> 00:31:59,634
and even they’ve been watching
our every move this season,
621
00:31:59,634 --> 00:32:02,573
waiting for us
to crush their dreams again.
622
00:32:02,573 --> 00:32:05,613
This franchise has never even
made it to the Western finals.
623
00:32:05,613 --> 00:32:09,689
That means there is
historical significance
to what we are doing here.
624
00:32:09,689 --> 00:32:12,895
This season, we’re making
winning look easy, but it’s not.
625
00:32:12,895 --> 00:32:17,236
- From tip-off,
every second counts.
- [all] Yeah.
626
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,909
[Doc] We stay in that headspace,
nothing can stop us
from winning a ring.
627
00:32:19,909 --> 00:32:22,881
I know, people say
the franchise is cursed.
628
00:32:22,881 --> 00:32:25,921
There’s no magic
power to defeat.
629
00:32:25,921 --> 00:32:29,461
All it is: we got a bad boss.
630
00:32:29,461 --> 00:32:30,496
[fans cheering]
631
00:32:30,496 --> 00:32:32,333
[Doc] It’s no secret.
632
00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:35,206
Donald is like a norovirus
on a cruise ship,
633
00:32:35,206 --> 00:32:36,842
making everybody sick.
634
00:32:38,780 --> 00:32:42,721
Taking personnel advice from
some loudmouth on the street.
[chuckles]
635
00:32:42,721 --> 00:32:44,457
Tossing off retrograde nonsense
636
00:32:44,457 --> 00:32:46,361
that’d get the rest of us
fired on the spot.
637
00:32:47,496 --> 00:32:49,200
Incompetent leadership
like that
638
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,204
doesn’t exactly
inspire team spirit.
639
00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:54,879
For 30 years, it’s been
impossible for this franchise
640
00:32:54,879 --> 00:32:57,216
to budge under the weight
of that man.
641
00:32:57,216 --> 00:33:00,289
But our team is different.
You can feel it.
642
00:33:00,289 --> 00:33:03,529
- [Clippers] Clips!
- [Doc] A Cinderella story
in the making
643
00:33:03,529 --> 00:33:05,332
with no fairy godmother.
644
00:33:07,871 --> 00:33:10,376
We’re earning
our ticket to the ball.
645
00:33:10,376 --> 00:33:12,313
We’re ignoring the shit talk.
646
00:33:12,313 --> 00:33:15,219
We embrace
mind-numbing repetition.
647
00:33:15,219 --> 00:33:16,722
That’s why we’re successful.
648
00:33:18,525 --> 00:33:21,231
Life will be boring,
but that’s good
649
00:33:21,231 --> 00:33:23,435
’cause there’s a lot of road
before the playoffs,
650
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:26,474
and a thousand people
are gonna rattle your cage.
651
00:33:27,811 --> 00:33:29,815
They cannot change your result.
652
00:33:31,284 --> 00:33:34,792
Our owner cannot
change your result.
653
00:33:34,792 --> 00:33:37,263
We have to stay perfect,
654
00:33:37,263 --> 00:33:39,901
and I’m talking about
Obama perfect.
655
00:33:42,573 --> 00:33:47,450
- Yes! Yes! Whoo! [cheering]
- [fans cheering]
656
00:33:47,450 --> 00:33:49,454
[commentator]
The love! The cheer!
657
00:33:49,454 --> 00:33:52,928
Oh, this young team is
fast becoming a title favorite.
658
00:33:52,928 --> 00:33:55,399
Andy, where’s V
sitting tomorrow?
659
00:33:55,399 --> 00:33:57,303
[Andy] Courtside,
with you and Mr. Sterling.
660
00:33:57,303 --> 00:33:59,240
Can’t you put her
somewhere else?
661
00:34:01,712 --> 00:34:04,017
Girl, if I’d known
you were gonna bring me
all the way up here,
662
00:34:04,017 --> 00:34:05,787
I would’ve brought my glasses.
663
00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:08,793
Oh, luxury box.
664
00:34:10,329 --> 00:34:11,832
Pretty exclusive, huh?
665
00:34:12,433 --> 00:34:14,637
So is solitary confinement.
666
00:34:14,637 --> 00:34:16,474
[cheering continues]
667
00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:33,041
The family room
has gotten crazy.
668
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:34,979
All us wives
been upset about it.
669
00:34:34,979 --> 00:34:36,883
Half the people in there
I don’t know.
670
00:34:36,883 --> 00:34:38,853
They’re just
season ticket holders, honey.
671
00:34:38,853 --> 00:34:41,324
When you’re winning,
everybody wants to be near you.
672
00:34:41,324 --> 00:34:44,063
[chuckles] At least there’s
no groupies in the pressroom.
673
00:34:44,063 --> 00:34:47,336
[sighs] Oh, this momentum,
right? It’s amazing.
674
00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:48,505
[attendee chuckles]
675
00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:49,742
I like your purse.
676
00:34:49,742 --> 00:34:51,879
- Thank you. I like yours too.
- Thanks.
677
00:34:51,879 --> 00:34:55,953
I’ve been wanting one in white.
Mr. Sterling gave it to me.
678
00:34:56,889 --> 00:34:58,424
Huh. Hmm.
679
00:34:59,627 --> 00:35:03,068
- You can’t go in the pressroom.
- [V] Shelly goes
into the pressroom.
680
00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:06,742
Don’t be stupid.
Who cares about going
in the pressroom anyway?
681
00:35:06,742 --> 00:35:09,748
You wanna talk to reporters?
They’re a parasite class.
682
00:35:09,748 --> 00:35:10,983
You’ve had other girls.
683
00:35:12,921 --> 00:35:14,523
I need to know I’m different.
684
00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,762
Part of your life for real.
685
00:35:16,762 --> 00:35:18,532
- Part of your team.
- Jesus Christ.
686
00:35:18,532 --> 00:35:21,037
I don’t have anything else.
687
00:35:21,037 --> 00:35:24,377
I don’t have time
to work on a plan B
because I’m always with you.
688
00:35:24,377 --> 00:35:25,880
Bergamot hand soap. Nice.
689
00:35:27,383 --> 00:35:29,755
- You been wearing
your orthotics?
- Have you?
690
00:35:29,755 --> 00:35:32,794
I refuse to be with a man that’s
ashamed to be seen with me.
691
00:35:34,063 --> 00:35:36,101
I can go back to school.
692
00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:38,505
I had two food trucks
when we met.
693
00:35:38,505 --> 00:35:40,442
- I’m entrepreneurial.
- [podiatrist] Just a pinch.
694
00:35:40,442 --> 00:35:42,780
- I may have to struggle,
but-- Oh, honey.
- [groans]
695
00:35:43,816 --> 00:35:44,818
It’s okay.
696
00:35:46,554 --> 00:35:48,058
Does that hurt?
697
00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:49,662
- Oh, no. Stimulates the nerves.
- [stimulator beeping]
698
00:35:49,662 --> 00:35:52,066
Good. Well, now you can
get the fuck out of here.
699
00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:53,635
[beeping continues]
700
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:56,842
V...
701
00:35:59,982 --> 00:36:03,388
I can’t stand the thought of you
near a food truck.
702
00:36:03,388 --> 00:36:05,092
All right? You’re gorgeous.
703
00:36:05,092 --> 00:36:07,530
How could you say
I’m ashamed of you?
704
00:36:07,530 --> 00:36:08,866
I love you.
705
00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:10,970
Of course you’re
a part of my life.
706
00:36:12,573 --> 00:36:13,575
Silly rabbit.
707
00:36:40,595 --> 00:36:42,432
[V chuckles]
708
00:36:46,942 --> 00:36:48,713
[commentator]
And a very happy birthday
709
00:36:48,713 --> 00:36:50,516
to the fabulous V Stiviano
710
00:36:50,516 --> 00:36:52,053
from her special friend, DTS.
711
00:36:52,053 --> 00:36:53,723
Just ’cause somebody’s
desperate for attention
712
00:36:53,723 --> 00:36:54,991
doesn’t mean you give it to ’em.
713
00:36:55,927 --> 00:36:56,996
- Right, Coach?
- Yeah.
714
00:36:56,996 --> 00:36:58,131
Noted, Doc.
715
00:36:58,131 --> 00:36:59,166
Okay.
716
00:37:01,672 --> 00:37:04,477
[Shelly] Strutting the court
in that green dress
717
00:37:04,477 --> 00:37:07,016
while our team is playing?
Really?
718
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:09,487
My name is on that floor, Andy.
719
00:37:09,487 --> 00:37:13,997
Uh... Uh, apparently, it’s her
birthday, and she only has one.
720
00:37:13,997 --> 00:37:15,499
Thank God.
721
00:37:15,499 --> 00:37:18,438
Uh, but, hey,
at least we’re winning.
722
00:37:20,777 --> 00:37:22,079
Hello?
723
00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:23,883
- Oh.
- That’s what I’m talking about.
724
00:37:23,883 --> 00:37:26,154
Did you see that green dress?
What the fuck was that about?
725
00:37:26,154 --> 00:37:28,760
You ever seen somebody
runway walk the court
in an evening gown?
726
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,899
This year’s Oscar for
nastiest side piece goes to...
727
00:37:31,899 --> 00:37:34,637
I wish I had tripped on it.
Could’ve sued her
for millions of dollars.
728
00:37:34,637 --> 00:37:36,174
I ain’t see no green dress,
729
00:37:36,174 --> 00:37:38,045
but I did see DeAndre finally
decide to put in some work.
730
00:37:38,045 --> 00:37:39,882
See what happens
when you give your boy a shot?
731
00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:42,186
Excuse me? You wanna say that so
the rest of the class can hear?
732
00:37:42,186 --> 00:37:43,454
[DeAndre] Sure.
733
00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:49,100
- Hi. I’m Chris Paul,
and I’m small.
- [all chuckle]
734
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,839
And even when
people are successful,
735
00:37:51,839 --> 00:37:53,542
I make them feel bad about it.
736
00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:55,714
- My eardrums, bro.
I got tinnitus.
- [all laugh]
737
00:37:55,714 --> 00:37:57,183
My name is DeAndre,
738
00:37:57,183 --> 00:38:00,589
and my best friends are
Blake Griffin and a lizard.
739
00:38:00,589 --> 00:38:02,828
[all laughing]
740
00:38:02,828 --> 00:38:05,132
- [Donald] Hello, boys.
Having fun?
- [player] What the--
741
00:38:05,132 --> 00:38:07,603
I know we are,
because you’re winners.
742
00:38:07,603 --> 00:38:09,942
- Who the fuck are these people?
- Assholes.
743
00:38:09,942 --> 00:38:11,979
- [Donald] Come. Come, say hi.
- I’ll just wait here.
744
00:38:11,979 --> 00:38:14,083
Never snuck into
the little boys’ room before?
745
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:16,187
- They don’t mind.
It’s a celebration!
- [player 1] You see this shit?
746
00:38:16,187 --> 00:38:18,058
- Andy, you’re blocking
the entrance.
- [patron] Great game.
747
00:38:18,058 --> 00:38:20,262
- That was amazing.
- [Donald] Having fun? Good.
748
00:38:20,262 --> 00:38:23,068
Uh, Blake, I want you to say hi
to, uh, to Phillip.
749
00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:25,539
He’s by far the greatest
oral surgeon around.
750
00:38:25,539 --> 00:38:30,616
And this is my assistant,
V, with the beautiful,
uh, birthday gown.
751
00:38:30,616 --> 00:38:32,086
Hi. We’re acquainted.
752
00:38:32,086 --> 00:38:34,758
Look at this guy.
Look at this mug on this guy.
753
00:38:34,758 --> 00:38:36,996
This could be
the next Antonio Banderas...
754
00:38:36,996 --> 00:38:39,567
- Antonio Banderas?
- He thinks Blake’s Latino.
755
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:40,703
Look at DeAndre.
756
00:38:40,703 --> 00:38:42,741
Magnificent DeAndre.
757
00:38:42,741 --> 00:38:45,312
What did they say about him
when I drafted him?
758
00:38:45,312 --> 00:38:48,585
Uh, they said he had
a high bust potential.
759
00:38:48,585 --> 00:38:50,289
[player 1] What the fuck
do you know?
760
00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:51,826
- [Donald] Go ahead,
Blake, make a muscle.
- [Chris] Excuse me?
761
00:38:51,826 --> 00:38:53,228
This ain’t
the Statue of Liberty.
762
00:38:53,228 --> 00:38:54,965
- Can I get some space?
- They’ll pixelate it.
763
00:38:54,965 --> 00:38:56,702
Here’s a question.
764
00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:59,173
How long are your arms, huh?
765
00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:00,710
What’s-- What’s your wingspan?
766
00:39:01,644 --> 00:39:02,981
Um...
767
00:39:02,981 --> 00:39:05,252
No, come on.
You know what your wingspan is.
768
00:39:05,252 --> 00:39:07,123
- You can speak.
- [Doc] What the fuck is that?
769
00:39:07,123 --> 00:39:08,191
A parade?
770
00:39:08,191 --> 00:39:10,262
Hey, Doc, come on in.
771
00:39:10,262 --> 00:39:12,299
We’re just here
telling these guys how
fabulous they were tonight.
772
00:39:12,299 --> 00:39:14,604
- Okay. Everybody out.
- [player 2] Doc!
773
00:39:14,604 --> 00:39:17,076
Calm down.
This is my fucking team.
774
00:39:17,076 --> 00:39:18,880
If you don’t like it,
stay in your office.
775
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,717
[Doc] I’ll calm down when
you get the fuck out of here.
776
00:39:20,717 --> 00:39:22,019
[Donald] Okay, Papa Bear.
777
00:39:22,019 --> 00:39:23,622
I told you we shouldn’t.
778
00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:25,592
- Hey, Andy.
- What?
779
00:39:25,592 --> 00:39:26,996
- This is not a club.
- I know.
780
00:39:26,996 --> 00:39:29,200
I have never seen
anything like this in my life.
781
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,604
- Alvin, have security
clear the hallway.
- You got it, man.
782
00:39:31,604 --> 00:39:35,078
Doc, look. The season ticket
holders are used to
a certain amount of access.
783
00:39:35,078 --> 00:39:39,153
Yeah? And I’m used to
a certain amount of people
acting fucking normal.
784
00:39:40,923 --> 00:39:41,925
Okay.
785
00:39:47,402 --> 00:39:49,373
[commentator] It’s the big
Christmas Day game.
786
00:39:49,373 --> 00:39:51,946
[Donald] That’s a flagrant foul.
Did you see that?
787
00:39:51,946 --> 00:39:54,250
The Green kid
elbowed Blake right in the neck.
788
00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:56,320
Somebody should teach him
how to behave.
789
00:39:58,124 --> 00:39:59,627
Did you finish reading?
790
00:39:59,627 --> 00:40:00,964
No. Well, I’m on--
791
00:40:00,964 --> 00:40:02,834
You give Blake a technical?
792
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,137
You lousy--
793
00:40:04,137 --> 00:40:05,874
[phone buzzes]
794
00:40:05,874 --> 00:40:07,744
Is that V?
795
00:40:07,744 --> 00:40:09,313
Tell her it’s Christmas.
796
00:40:11,184 --> 00:40:15,660
Donald, you have to sign it
before the kids get back
from the movie.
797
00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:18,866
- Told you I haven’t
finished reading it.
- It’s boilerplate language.
798
00:40:18,866 --> 00:40:21,137
A simple update
to the family trust.
799
00:40:21,137 --> 00:40:23,743
Did you go to law school
when I wasn’t looking?
800
00:40:23,743 --> 00:40:25,145
The trust is fine.
801
00:40:25,145 --> 00:40:26,649
We’re getting older.
802
00:40:26,649 --> 00:40:29,120
I wanna make sure
nobody can take advantage.
803
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,725
You think Gladys has
a long game?
804
00:40:31,725 --> 00:40:33,763
Anyone. It could be anyone.
805
00:40:33,763 --> 00:40:37,636
And this "anyone"
who wants to take advantage,
what are they gonna do?
806
00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:40,342
I can’t imagine
what they would do.
807
00:40:40,342 --> 00:40:43,114
Rob us blind,
put herself in our will.
808
00:40:43,114 --> 00:40:44,417
[phone buzzing]
809
00:40:44,417 --> 00:40:48,058
Would you please
put that thing on silent?
810
00:40:48,058 --> 00:40:49,126
It’s on silent!
811
00:40:49,126 --> 00:40:51,197
[buzzing continues]
812
00:40:51,197 --> 00:40:52,265
Wait a minute.
813
00:40:53,101 --> 00:40:54,336
Here.
814
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,745
There you go, Rochelle. Happy?
815
00:41:03,121 --> 00:41:06,060
What are you, a basket case?
What do you want?
816
00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:07,663
- [door closes]
- [Shelly sighs]
817
00:41:08,297 --> 00:41:10,669
The jacket was a nice thought.
818
00:41:11,103 --> 00:41:12,339
"Extra large."
819
00:41:14,109 --> 00:41:15,278
[sighs]
820
00:41:23,027 --> 00:41:24,397
[clerk] So, size four.
821
00:41:24,397 --> 00:41:26,401
- [Deja] Crocodile?
- [V] I already have that one.
822
00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,271
- [Shelly] Excuse me.
- [V] Cute, right?
823
00:41:28,271 --> 00:41:29,808
- [Donald] Pink. Very nice.
- Yeah.
824
00:41:29,808 --> 00:41:31,077
[Shelly] One sec.
825
00:41:31,077 --> 00:41:32,781
I told you I like them all.
826
00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:33,883
Really?
827
00:41:33,883 --> 00:41:35,352
Oh, incoming. Incoming.
828
00:41:35,352 --> 00:41:37,423
What are you doing?
829
00:41:37,423 --> 00:41:39,060
Hi, sweetie. How are you?
830
00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:40,128
We’re shopping for you.
831
00:41:40,930 --> 00:41:43,068
- I don’t believe you.
- [chuckles]
832
00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:44,437
I don’t shop here.
833
00:41:44,437 --> 00:41:46,073
- This store is for old ladies.
- [Deja chuckles]
834
00:41:48,378 --> 00:41:50,883
I picked that jacket out
for you. You didn’t like it?
835
00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:54,190
What gives you the right
to spend our money?
836
00:41:54,190 --> 00:41:55,860
Shelly, don’t make a scene.
837
00:41:55,860 --> 00:41:58,064
You already made one.
838
00:41:58,064 --> 00:42:00,469
You look ridiculous
sitting there
839
00:42:00,469 --> 00:42:02,406
while these girls
swipe your card.
840
00:42:02,406 --> 00:42:04,076
Nobody’s swiping.
841
00:42:04,076 --> 00:42:07,851
What Mr. Sterling gives me
is a gift from the heart.
842
00:42:07,851 --> 00:42:10,188
- A gift from the heart?
- Hmm.
843
00:42:10,188 --> 00:42:11,892
A Ferrari is
a gift from the heart?
844
00:42:11,892 --> 00:42:13,495
You’re a thief,
that’s what you are.
845
00:42:13,495 --> 00:42:15,767
What would your
mother think of you?
846
00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:19,741
Don’t talk
about my mother, witch.
847
00:42:19,741 --> 00:42:21,244
V, don’t call names.
848
00:42:21,244 --> 00:42:24,183
She’s the Wicked Witch
of the West.
849
00:42:24,183 --> 00:42:27,189
Are you just going to sit there
while she threatens me?
850
00:42:27,189 --> 00:42:29,527
Can we go? Okay?
Let’s go outside.
851
00:42:29,527 --> 00:42:33,936
I don’t need to threaten you.
Mr. Sterling loves me.
852
00:42:34,772 --> 00:42:37,209
I’m going to be
the next Mrs. Sterling.
853
00:42:37,209 --> 00:42:38,478
You’re history.
854
00:42:38,478 --> 00:42:40,983
You’re dust. [blows]
855
00:43:04,329 --> 00:43:06,200
- [patron 1] Unbelievable.
- [patron 2] Right?
856
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,340
[patron 3] It’s a spicy aioli.
It’s really good.
857
00:43:09,340 --> 00:43:10,909
[patrons murmuring]
858
00:43:18,191 --> 00:43:20,228
What in the world?
859
00:43:20,228 --> 00:43:23,803
♪ When you’re down
And troubled ♪
860
00:43:23,803 --> 00:43:25,305
Oh!
861
00:43:25,305 --> 00:43:28,311
♪ And you need
Some lovin’ care ♪
862
00:43:28,311 --> 00:43:30,248
He bought her a house.
863
00:43:30,248 --> 00:43:31,517
- [friend 1] No!
- He did.
864
00:43:31,517 --> 00:43:32,586
He did.
865
00:43:32,586 --> 00:43:35,325
I used a forensic-- a forensic--
866
00:43:35,325 --> 00:43:38,131
I hired somebody
to follow the money.
867
00:43:38,131 --> 00:43:39,935
- He bought her a duplex.
- [chuckles]
868
00:43:39,935 --> 00:43:41,604
Is she going to be a landlord?
869
00:43:41,604 --> 00:43:44,243
- My girlfriend lives
on the same street.
- [Shelly] Uh-huh.
870
00:43:44,243 --> 00:43:46,180
- It’s a party house.
- Oh.
871
00:43:46,180 --> 00:43:48,451
V has gangbangers over
every night,
872
00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:50,957
playing loud music
and laughing.
873
00:43:50,957 --> 00:43:54,430
But why is she called V?
Is she a singer?
874
00:43:54,430 --> 00:43:55,933
[friend 2] It’s an alias.
875
00:43:55,933 --> 00:43:57,503
She’s had other names.
876
00:43:57,503 --> 00:44:00,242
Vanessa, Maria, Monica...
877
00:44:00,242 --> 00:44:02,012
[laughs] Monica. That’s good.
878
00:44:02,012 --> 00:44:04,851
I mean, if she lived in India,
she’d be an untouchable.
879
00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:06,154
Now, now, David Duke.
880
00:44:06,154 --> 00:44:07,623
Well, who would wanna
have sex with that?
881
00:44:07,623 --> 00:44:09,827
They’re not having sex.
882
00:44:10,495 --> 00:44:12,132
I’m sorry.
883
00:44:12,132 --> 00:44:15,104
I thought I could get
the V situation under control.
884
00:44:16,073 --> 00:44:20,281
You all know Donald has had
other assistants before.
885
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,021
Yeah. It’s never fun.
886
00:44:23,021 --> 00:44:26,160
Usually, I don’t
have to look at ’em.
887
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,099
It’s a little bit
of respect I need.
888
00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:33,909
But V-- she shops at my store,
889
00:44:33,909 --> 00:44:38,652
she strolls onto my court
like I’m not even there.
890
00:44:38,652 --> 00:44:41,357
- That happens when you turn 60.
- Mmm.
891
00:44:41,357 --> 00:44:44,898
People cut in line
at the Gelson’s even when
your cart is right there.
892
00:44:44,898 --> 00:44:47,503
Yeah. It’s been like that
my whole life.
893
00:44:47,503 --> 00:44:51,911
Donald and I decided
on the name "Sterling" together.
894
00:44:52,980 --> 00:44:55,152
We bought the Clippers together.
895
00:44:55,152 --> 00:44:58,625
Every property we acquired,
we got together.
896
00:44:58,625 --> 00:45:02,433
But it’s Donald’s first name
on all of our buildings.
897
00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:06,307
It’s Donald they call
the owner of our team.
898
00:45:06,307 --> 00:45:11,217
I tell myself
she couldn’t take my place,
but who would stop her?
899
00:45:11,217 --> 00:45:12,586
No one knows I’m there.
900
00:45:12,586 --> 00:45:15,125
But if you had been born
20 years later,
901
00:45:15,125 --> 00:45:17,262
you would have done it
all on your own.
902
00:45:18,064 --> 00:45:21,070
You are a double Virgo.
903
00:45:21,070 --> 00:45:25,645
- [chuckles]
- You have plans
the day after tomorrow.
904
00:45:25,645 --> 00:45:27,149
Eh...
905
00:45:27,149 --> 00:45:28,618
- Look at your legs.
- [friend 2] Hmm.
906
00:45:28,618 --> 00:45:30,355
- Perfection.
- [friend 2] Woo-woo!
907
00:45:30,355 --> 00:45:34,698
You are going to live
another quarter of a century.
908
00:45:34,698 --> 00:45:37,937
You deserve more
than a little bit of respect.
909
00:45:38,538 --> 00:45:40,575
You deserve it all.
910
00:45:47,122 --> 00:45:49,360
Working for Red Bull
must be so rewarding.
911
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,130
The Clippers are such a fit
for our mission,
912
00:45:51,130 --> 00:45:53,334
- I just show up
and eat the chicken.
- [laughs]
913
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,372
So, what’s your role
with the organization?
914
00:45:55,372 --> 00:45:59,013
Philanthropic Director of
the Donald T. Sterling
Charitable Foundation.
915
00:45:59,013 --> 00:46:02,486
I work with corporate sponsors
such as yourself
and target grand recipients.
916
00:46:02,486 --> 00:46:05,292
$10,000 to the
United Negro College Fund,
917
00:46:05,292 --> 00:46:08,732
- $5,000 to the NAACP--
- 5,000? Wow.
918
00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:12,506
In May, Mr. Sterling is
receiving a humanitarian award
from the president.
919
00:46:12,506 --> 00:46:13,574
See?
920
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,253
- Well, the president
of the LA chapter.
- [chuckles]
921
00:46:19,253 --> 00:46:22,326
Did-- Did he take
that ad out for himself?
922
00:46:22,326 --> 00:46:26,067
Well, how does anyone know
about your achievements
if you don’t advertise them?
923
00:46:26,067 --> 00:46:27,269
Everyone does it.
924
00:46:27,269 --> 00:46:29,039
[process server] Ms. Stiviano?
925
00:46:29,039 --> 00:46:30,508
Legal documents for you, ma’am.
926
00:46:31,577 --> 00:46:32,646
Yikes.
927
00:46:32,646 --> 00:46:34,651
[commentator] Oh, me, oh, my!
928
00:46:34,651 --> 00:46:38,625
- Your LA Clippers
are going to the playoffs!
- [fans cheering]
929
00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:42,132
[Doc] Whoever bet against us
is gonna be crying tonight.
930
00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:45,005
Nothing changes!
Nothing changes!
931
00:46:45,005 --> 00:46:47,476
We move the ball, we make our
shots, we keep our momentum.
932
00:46:47,476 --> 00:46:49,213
- Yes? All right.
- [all murmuring]
933
00:46:49,213 --> 00:46:51,417
- [Chris] Clippers on three.
- On three. One, two, three.
934
00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:52,553
[all] Clippers!
935
00:46:52,553 --> 00:46:53,621
[player] Yeah, baby.
936
00:46:53,621 --> 00:46:54,690
Knock-knock.
937
00:46:55,491 --> 00:46:56,995
Is everyone decent?
938
00:46:58,131 --> 00:47:01,203
[commentator] The LA Clippers
thank you for your attendance
939
00:47:01,203 --> 00:47:04,143
and encourage you
to arrive home safe.
940
00:47:04,143 --> 00:47:06,613
[line ringing]
941
00:47:07,249 --> 00:47:10,155
We are so proud.
942
00:47:10,155 --> 00:47:12,526
[phone buzzing]
943
00:47:12,526 --> 00:47:15,165
[Donald] JJ,
what a shooter you are.
944
00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:18,171
And, DeAndre, I--
I love to see you shine.
945
00:47:18,171 --> 00:47:19,708
[line ringing]
946
00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:21,644
[commentator] Thank you
so much for your attendance.
947
00:47:21,644 --> 00:47:25,820
The Clippers are
deeply grateful to all of you
for your support.
948
00:47:25,820 --> 00:47:27,756
And Chris. Oh, Chris.
949
00:47:28,591 --> 00:47:31,163
You are a fabulous leader.
950
00:47:31,163 --> 00:47:33,634
Thank you for coming, Donald.
Shelly.
951
00:47:38,177 --> 00:47:39,212
[V pants]
952
00:47:39,814 --> 00:47:41,718
How can she sue me?
953
00:47:45,693 --> 00:47:46,728
[pants]
954
00:47:48,230 --> 00:47:50,268
V dropped me off.
I need to call her.
955
00:47:51,103 --> 00:47:52,806
- I took care of V.
- Oh.
956
00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:04,664
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.