1 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:13,850 [assistant] Mr. Sterling always says, 2 00:00:13,850 --> 00:00:18,567 "Some teams sell success. The Clippers sell hope." 3 00:00:20,538 --> 00:00:22,776 What he means is we usually lose. 4 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:26,516 He says a lot of things he shouldn’t. 5 00:00:29,790 --> 00:00:31,895 [team owner] Who makes the game? Do I make the game? 6 00:00:31,895 --> 00:00:33,464 Or do they make the game? 7 00:00:33,464 --> 00:00:36,636 I give them food and clothes and cars and... 8 00:00:41,279 --> 00:00:42,783 [assistant] VIPs are like that. 9 00:00:42,783 --> 00:00:45,321 - Hello? - [employee] Mr. Sterling, it’s out. 10 00:00:45,321 --> 00:00:47,660 [assistant] They think they’re surrounded by nobodies. 11 00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:50,331 What do you mean it’s out? What’s out? 12 00:00:50,331 --> 00:00:52,435 [employee] Uh, the recording of you and V. 13 00:00:58,313 --> 00:01:01,921 [assistant] But most of the big stars started out as nobodies. 14 00:01:06,363 --> 00:01:09,704 Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team. 15 00:01:09,704 --> 00:01:10,939 [staff member] Coach. 16 00:01:10,939 --> 00:01:12,642 [assistant] Einstein was expelled. 17 00:01:12,642 --> 00:01:14,780 It’s the tape. It’s out. 18 00:01:15,716 --> 00:01:18,253 [assistant] And they got big in the olden days. 19 00:01:19,957 --> 00:01:23,396 Now anyone can blow up in an instant. 20 00:01:27,572 --> 00:01:30,712 So the dangerous thing about disrespecting a nobody, 21 00:01:32,014 --> 00:01:34,286 especially one with big, big potential like me... 22 00:01:34,286 --> 00:01:35,823 [newscaster] ...the owner of the Los Angeles Clippers 23 00:01:35,823 --> 00:01:37,592 is facing controversy tonight 24 00:01:37,592 --> 00:01:41,300 over racist comments he made in audio leaked to TMZ. 25 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:42,468 [inhales deeply] 26 00:01:42,468 --> 00:01:43,938 [assistant] I’m listening. 27 00:01:57,565 --> 00:01:59,035 [driver] Clippers offices? 28 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,672 Sure you don’t wanna circle around to departures, 29 00:02:00,672 --> 00:02:02,776 fuck off back to Boston? 30 00:02:02,776 --> 00:02:07,085 Come find me at Staples so I can enjoy the abject shock on your face 31 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,556 when the Clippers bring home a title this season. 32 00:02:09,556 --> 00:02:11,393 - O-Okay. We’ll see. - Yeah. 33 00:02:11,393 --> 00:02:13,397 Hey, I’m just messing with you, man. You’re a legend. 34 00:02:13,397 --> 00:02:15,969 It’s an honor to squire the great Doc Rivers into LA in my Prius. 35 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,605 Thanks, man. 36 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,944 Hey, can I ask you a very, very personal question? 37 00:02:19,944 --> 00:02:21,613 - Off the record. - Yeah. 38 00:02:21,613 --> 00:02:23,517 Why did a championship coach like you 39 00:02:23,517 --> 00:02:25,822 take a job with the dogshittiest team in sports? 40 00:02:26,556 --> 00:02:27,792 I like a challenge. 41 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,635 [sighs] 42 00:02:36,109 --> 00:02:38,380 [radio host] Remember last winter’s spooky story 43 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:41,453 of the body found in a hotel water tower? 44 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:45,528 Well, the LA County coroner finally revealed the cause of death today: 45 00:02:45,528 --> 00:02:47,632 accidental drowning. 46 00:02:47,632 --> 00:02:51,073 And another fabulous day at the beaches, a high of 82... 47 00:02:51,073 --> 00:02:52,876 - [employee] Our fearless leader! - [Doc] Andy. 48 00:02:52,876 --> 00:02:55,548 Sorry they forgot to get a car to LAX for you, Doc. 49 00:02:55,548 --> 00:02:57,151 Interns. 50 00:02:57,151 --> 00:02:59,890 Um, so the press conference isn’t until this afternoon, 51 00:02:59,890 --> 00:03:02,028 so what can we get you to eat for lunch? 52 00:03:02,028 --> 00:03:06,103 Sushi, Indian, Indian-sushi fusion? 53 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,706 - Get me a bento box. - Right. 54 00:03:07,706 --> 00:03:09,743 Um, Mr. Roeser... [whispers indistinctly] 55 00:03:10,979 --> 00:03:13,751 Ah! Apparently we ordered a deli platter. 56 00:03:14,519 --> 00:03:15,554 Deli platter okay? 57 00:03:17,993 --> 00:03:20,431 You know Gary Sacks, right? 58 00:03:20,431 --> 00:03:21,834 The Sack Attack. [chuckles] 59 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:25,508 EVP of player personnel and a 19-year vet. 60 00:03:25,508 --> 00:03:27,646 - Glad to have you back, Coach. - Yeah, thanks. 61 00:03:27,646 --> 00:03:31,721 Uh, okay, uh, Digital. [groans] HR. 62 00:03:31,721 --> 00:03:34,660 Uh... Oh, and if it, uh, breaks, beeps or freezes, 63 00:03:34,660 --> 00:03:36,496 your eggheads in IT. 64 00:03:36,496 --> 00:03:38,434 And here’s King Egghead right here. 65 00:03:38,434 --> 00:03:39,837 Sandy, how long you been with us? 66 00:03:39,837 --> 00:03:41,206 Twenty-five years, Mr. Roeser. 67 00:03:41,206 --> 00:03:42,843 Twenty-five years. 68 00:03:42,843 --> 00:03:45,014 Uh... Oh! Your wordsmiths in Communications, 69 00:03:45,014 --> 00:03:46,884 Seth Burton, VP. 70 00:03:46,884 --> 00:03:49,924 Coach, I’m Seth. I, uh, I enjoy Scandinavian crime fiction. 71 00:03:49,924 --> 00:03:51,860 - I’ve been-- - Seth, let me interrupt you. 72 00:03:52,796 --> 00:03:54,967 So, 43 years as a franchise, 73 00:03:54,967 --> 00:03:58,107 and the Clippers have never won a championship. Ever. 74 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:00,611 How many times have you made it to the second round of the playoffs? 75 00:04:00,611 --> 00:04:01,681 Just the second round? 76 00:04:01,681 --> 00:04:02,783 Two-- U-Uh, twice. 77 00:04:02,783 --> 00:04:04,687 [laughs] That’s crazy. 78 00:04:04,687 --> 00:04:08,027 No offense, but you guys are the worst organization in sports. 79 00:04:08,027 --> 00:04:10,598 You’re not here to retire with a gold watch. 80 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,135 You’re here to win. 81 00:04:12,135 --> 00:04:14,539 Why the fuck are you talking to me about longevity 82 00:04:14,539 --> 00:04:15,842 when you haven’t won anything? 83 00:04:15,842 --> 00:04:17,111 Makes me very uncomfortable. 84 00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:22,856 We are going to win a championship this year, 85 00:04:22,856 --> 00:04:25,094 and it will change your life. 86 00:04:25,094 --> 00:04:27,866 Where’s my favorite coach? 87 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,604 - Doc! - Donald. 88 00:04:31,974 --> 00:04:33,778 Bet you’re glad you’re out of Boston. 89 00:04:33,778 --> 00:04:35,481 - [Andy chuckles] - I love Boston. 90 00:04:35,481 --> 00:04:37,185 [Donald] Did Doc tell you when he used to play for me? 91 00:04:37,185 --> 00:04:40,726 Well, you were here, Sandy, minus about 20 pounds of ya. 92 00:04:40,726 --> 00:04:43,732 Listen, Donald, I’d like to get into some personnel issues. 93 00:04:43,732 --> 00:04:44,934 Good. Andy, you wanna-- 94 00:04:44,934 --> 00:04:47,104 Oh, yeah, oh. Come on. Back to work. 95 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:50,544 Eh, still not one for small talk. 96 00:04:50,544 --> 00:04:52,649 [Doc] I wanna make a play for JJ Redick. 97 00:04:52,649 --> 00:04:54,152 He’s got two offers already, 98 00:04:54,152 --> 00:04:56,089 so we’ll have to spend $30 million for four years. 99 00:04:56,089 --> 00:05:00,031 Uh, who is this JJ? I mean, where’s he from? 100 00:05:00,031 --> 00:05:02,101 Free agent out of Milwaukee. He’s the shooter we need. 101 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:04,639 [Andy] My sources say JJ’s signing with Minnesota, 102 00:05:04,639 --> 00:05:06,711 and Chris Paul already broke the piggy bank. 103 00:05:06,711 --> 00:05:08,648 Uh, he’s very hard to please. 104 00:05:08,648 --> 00:05:11,086 [Doc] Did your sources also tell you Chris is our team captain? 105 00:05:11,086 --> 00:05:12,588 Look, we can afford Redick. 106 00:05:12,588 --> 00:05:14,159 What we can’t afford is to get bounced 107 00:05:14,159 --> 00:05:16,163 out of the playoffs again in the first round. 108 00:05:16,163 --> 00:05:17,766 [Donald] Okay, Doc. Okay. 109 00:05:17,766 --> 00:05:19,168 My coach knows best. 110 00:05:20,872 --> 00:05:21,974 Look at you. 111 00:05:22,943 --> 00:05:24,045 Is that Havarti? 112 00:05:26,082 --> 00:05:28,586 Mmm. Help yourself too, sweetie. 113 00:05:29,690 --> 00:05:31,059 Are you trading DeAndre Jordan? 114 00:05:31,059 --> 00:05:32,195 Excuse me? 115 00:05:32,195 --> 00:05:34,566 This is V, my assistant. 116 00:05:34,566 --> 00:05:36,203 I heard the last coach wanted to. 117 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,906 He’s expensive and he can’t shoot. 118 00:05:38,908 --> 00:05:40,611 Well, the last coach got fired. 119 00:05:40,611 --> 00:05:42,916 DeAndre’s gonna be the best defender in the league, 120 00:05:42,916 --> 00:05:46,990 and personnel decisions are none of your damn business, V. 121 00:05:48,694 --> 00:05:50,631 [Andy] Mmm. Yep, um, Doc, let’s, uh-- 122 00:05:50,631 --> 00:05:53,069 let’s get you fitted with a Clippers polo. 123 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:56,978 First day, so don’t feel bad, 124 00:05:56,978 --> 00:05:58,715 but, uh, Mr. Sterling gets upset 125 00:05:58,715 --> 00:06:00,685 when people don’t call him Mr. Sterling. 126 00:06:00,685 --> 00:06:03,792 Well, I’ll call him Mr. Sterling when he calls me Mr. Rivers. 127 00:06:03,792 --> 00:06:06,329 - [Andy] Where are you going? - [Doc] Bringing JJ to LA. 128 00:06:06,329 --> 00:06:09,035 [guest] Is Sterling gonna freak if I order an entrée? 129 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,271 [Doc] Come on. 130 00:06:10,271 --> 00:06:11,874 When you played for the Clippers, 131 00:06:11,874 --> 00:06:13,343 did you have to buy your own socks? 132 00:06:13,343 --> 00:06:14,713 - No. - I read one time 133 00:06:14,713 --> 00:06:16,049 Sterling tried to fire the trainer 134 00:06:16,049 --> 00:06:18,655 and get the coach to tape up the players. 135 00:06:18,655 --> 00:06:20,191 I read he likes losing. 136 00:06:20,191 --> 00:06:22,028 His philosophy being people come to the games either way 137 00:06:22,028 --> 00:06:23,865 and he doesn’t have to spend on salary. 138 00:06:23,865 --> 00:06:25,869 You look at the Internet a lot. 139 00:06:25,869 --> 00:06:29,008 Well, I’m not cheap, and I’m not going to tape up your ankles. 140 00:06:29,008 --> 00:06:32,047 - [chuckles] - We’ll match any offer, including the socks. 141 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,356 JJ, you’re the perimeter shooter I need. 142 00:06:36,356 --> 00:06:41,333 You’ll be a full-time starter, and we are winning a title. 143 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:43,070 I’m down the road with Minnesota. 144 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,709 Yeah, but are you the missing ingredient 145 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:48,313 to a championship team in Minnesota? 146 00:06:49,716 --> 00:06:51,821 [reporters clamoring] Coach! Coach! 147 00:06:51,821 --> 00:06:54,325 Thanks, ladies and gentlemen. Bill, what do you got for me? 148 00:06:54,325 --> 00:06:56,731 Doc, any truth to the rumor 149 00:06:56,731 --> 00:06:59,302 that you’re on the verge of closing a deal with JJ Redick? 150 00:06:59,302 --> 00:07:02,175 [reporters murmuring] 151 00:07:02,175 --> 00:07:05,247 - [phone buzzes] - [automated voice] The white zone is for loading and... 152 00:07:05,247 --> 00:07:06,984 - Andy. - [Andy] Happy Fourth. 153 00:07:06,984 --> 00:07:08,086 Plans with the family? 154 00:07:08,086 --> 00:07:10,157 Yeah, just got back to Orlando. 155 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:12,161 Kids are in town. 156 00:07:12,996 --> 00:07:13,998 My wife invited-- 157 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:17,271 Wait, why are you calling me? 158 00:07:18,774 --> 00:07:19,810 [Donald] Hello? 159 00:07:19,810 --> 00:07:20,879 Hello, Andy? 160 00:07:20,879 --> 00:07:23,050 It’s Doc too, Donald. 161 00:07:23,050 --> 00:07:26,724 [Andy] Mr. Sterling, I told Doc you changed your mind on JJ, and he’s-- 162 00:07:26,724 --> 00:07:28,728 - He doesn’t-- - What’s going on, Donald? 163 00:07:28,728 --> 00:07:31,801 [Donald] I’ve been talking to people, and they don’t like JJ. 164 00:07:31,801 --> 00:07:33,671 What people? Your dry cleaner? 165 00:07:33,671 --> 00:07:35,775 [Donald] That’s funny. He’ll find another home. 166 00:07:35,775 --> 00:07:37,411 [Gary] Mr. Sterling, the other teams in play for JJ filled their slots. 167 00:07:37,411 --> 00:07:39,148 [Donald] Is that Gary? 168 00:07:39,148 --> 00:07:41,119 Gary, if you say one more fucking word, you’re fired. 169 00:07:41,119 --> 00:07:43,290 What have these people been telling you about JJ, Donald? 170 00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:44,358 [Donald] He’s white. 171 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,763 I didn’t know he was white. 172 00:07:47,464 --> 00:07:49,135 What the fuck? 173 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:52,108 What does him being white have anything to do with it? 174 00:07:52,108 --> 00:07:53,811 [Donald groans] 175 00:07:53,811 --> 00:07:56,049 What is that? Are you just making a sound? 176 00:07:56,049 --> 00:07:58,821 [Andy] The offer to JJ isn’t papered yet, so legally we should be covered. 177 00:07:58,821 --> 00:08:00,324 [Gary] We can’t take back a verbal offer. 178 00:08:00,324 --> 00:08:02,028 It’s bad for the team’s reputation. 179 00:08:02,028 --> 00:08:04,132 [Donald] Gary, get off the call! You’re fired. 180 00:08:04,132 --> 00:08:06,469 We renege on JJ now, Donald, we’ll never get another free agent again. 181 00:08:06,469 --> 00:08:09,375 [Donald] Doc, Doc, Doc. Don’t worry about that. I have a good reputation. 182 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:10,845 No, I have a reputation. 183 00:08:10,845 --> 00:08:11,948 [Donald] What’s your reputation? 184 00:08:11,948 --> 00:08:13,952 I’m the one. Everyone loves me. 185 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,889 - No, they don’t. - [Donald] Excuse me? 186 00:08:15,889 --> 00:08:19,362 Who are you talking to, you fucking brat? I’m your owner. 187 00:08:19,362 --> 00:08:21,433 You’re not my owner, because I quit. 188 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:23,403 [Donald] Quiet! You’re on a choke chain, you-- 189 00:08:25,842 --> 00:08:26,877 [sighs] 190 00:08:30,083 --> 00:08:31,820 [grunts, sighs] 191 00:08:34,325 --> 00:08:36,964 [phone rings] 192 00:08:38,868 --> 00:08:42,074 [Andy] Okay. Good talk. JJ’s approved. 193 00:08:42,074 --> 00:08:44,078 What the fuck, Andy? 194 00:08:44,078 --> 00:08:46,717 Hey, look, I know people think Mr. Sterling’s some kind of joke. 195 00:08:46,717 --> 00:08:49,088 He wears socks and sandals, I get it. 196 00:08:49,088 --> 00:08:52,896 But he built an empire. Maybe he deserves some respect. 197 00:08:52,896 --> 00:08:54,934 Anyways, don’t make plans for Labor Day. 198 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,236 We’ll see you at his white party. 199 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:58,006 His what? 200 00:08:58,006 --> 00:09:00,277 When it’s hot like this, I put my undies in the icebox 201 00:09:00,277 --> 00:09:05,855 and drink a cold Clipper-tini, courtesy of Donald T. Sterling. [chuckles] 202 00:09:05,855 --> 00:09:07,124 [Doc] It’s a beautiful home. 203 00:09:07,124 --> 00:09:09,195 We’d love to get you into a condo 204 00:09:09,195 --> 00:09:11,533 until your family can join you from Florida. 205 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:15,040 Donald and I own 150 properties around town. 206 00:09:15,608 --> 00:09:18,213 Hotels, a Malibu yacht club, 207 00:09:18,213 --> 00:09:20,785 half the apartments in Beverly Hills. 208 00:09:20,785 --> 00:09:22,789 We know everybody in real estate. 209 00:09:23,691 --> 00:09:28,400 Or if you need a decorating eye or a housekeeper, 210 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,006 I find them for a lot of the wives. 211 00:09:31,006 --> 00:09:33,543 Very kind of you, Shelly. Very kind. 212 00:09:33,543 --> 00:09:35,815 Yeah. Think about it. 213 00:09:35,815 --> 00:09:36,883 All right. 214 00:09:37,418 --> 00:09:38,788 [guest] Hi! 215 00:09:38,788 --> 00:09:39,923 [Shelly] Come on, Doc. 216 00:09:39,923 --> 00:09:41,393 [guests murmuring, laughing] 217 00:09:41,393 --> 00:09:42,829 [Shelly chuckles] 218 00:09:42,829 --> 00:09:45,100 Our little way to kick off the season. 219 00:09:48,006 --> 00:09:49,041 Where’s Donald? 220 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:51,446 I’ll go find him. 221 00:09:51,446 --> 00:09:52,949 - Don’t be shy. - Yeah. 222 00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:05,206 Natural light, am I right? 223 00:10:06,877 --> 00:10:09,916 Uh, these-- These both looked white at home. [chuckles] 224 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:24,980 Let’s give a big hand to the fabulous Clippers 225 00:10:26,282 --> 00:10:27,585 and America! 226 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:28,855 USA! 227 00:10:28,855 --> 00:10:31,026 [guests cheering] 228 00:10:31,026 --> 00:10:35,034 Let’s give a big hand to one of the finest athletes ever, 229 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,837 the leader of this team, 230 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:41,479 el hombre himself, Blake Griffin. 231 00:10:42,048 --> 00:10:43,884 [guest 1] I love you, Blake! 232 00:10:46,322 --> 00:10:49,195 [Donald] And our fabulous new coach. 233 00:10:49,195 --> 00:10:51,499 You’re going to fall in love with him. 234 00:10:51,499 --> 00:10:56,009 Let’s hear it for Doc Rivers. 235 00:10:56,009 --> 00:10:58,046 - [guest 2] Yeah, Doc! - [player] Come on, Coach! 236 00:10:58,046 --> 00:11:00,919 - [laughs] - [guests cheering] 237 00:11:00,919 --> 00:11:02,521 Thank you, Donald. Thank you, Shelly. 238 00:11:07,131 --> 00:11:08,433 [guest 3] Have you two met? 239 00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:14,311 [guest 4] Yeah. 240 00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:19,122 [guest 5] All right. [laughs] 241 00:11:19,122 --> 00:11:20,190 Yeah. 242 00:11:23,329 --> 00:11:25,033 Ubuntu. 243 00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:27,104 - Ubuntu. - Your motto with the Celtics. 244 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:29,108 - Yeah. -"I am great through others." 245 00:11:29,108 --> 00:11:31,947 I use it at corporate retreats. It’s a game changer. 246 00:11:31,947 --> 00:11:33,216 - It is. It is. - Yeah. 247 00:11:33,216 --> 00:11:36,891 Bad boy! Hogging Blake all to yourself. 248 00:11:36,891 --> 00:11:39,930 I see a lot of pretty girls around here, Blake. 249 00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:42,167 - You’re pretty too, honey. - Oh. 250 00:11:43,671 --> 00:11:45,306 [Donald] Come, come, come, come, come. 251 00:11:46,309 --> 00:11:48,948 This is our star, Blake Griffin. 252 00:11:48,948 --> 00:11:51,019 [guest] Oh, needs no introduction. 253 00:11:51,019 --> 00:11:52,588 Hello, Blake. 254 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:54,625 - Good to meet you. - [guest] You look younger in person. 255 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:58,133 Um, yummy. Am I drooling? [laughs] 256 00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:00,337 - You’re hard-core Type-A, right? - Yeah. 257 00:12:00,337 --> 00:12:03,076 Got an obsessive personality. You don’t wanna see my closet. 258 00:12:03,076 --> 00:12:06,182 Not a hair outta place. That’s the type of energy we need on this team. 259 00:12:06,182 --> 00:12:08,253 Look. Look at DeAndre. 260 00:12:08,253 --> 00:12:12,027 Two cosmos and a smile. You ain’t gon’ see me smile till we win. 261 00:12:12,027 --> 00:12:14,298 One of you guys wanna tap Blake out? 262 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:18,272 You don’t get led by the hand unless you wanna be led by the hand. You feel me? 263 00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:23,216 Don, come meet JJ. Over here with Chris. 264 00:12:24,085 --> 00:12:27,658 JJ, I am so happy that you’re joining us. 265 00:12:29,295 --> 00:12:31,599 And are you gonna smile, finally, 266 00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:33,103 now that you have your coach? 267 00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:35,040 That’s called a game face, Donald. 268 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:38,580 And why aren’t you boys talking to all these beautiful girls? 269 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:40,450 ’Cause I love my wife. 270 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:48,399 Are you all right with Donald showing you off in front of folks like this? 271 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,139 Yeah. 272 00:12:51,139 --> 00:12:53,678 I don’t know. When he does it, I just kinda pretend like my hand 273 00:12:53,678 --> 00:12:56,216 is somebody else’s hand and drift away a little bit. 274 00:12:56,216 --> 00:12:57,752 Mm-hmm. 275 00:12:57,752 --> 00:13:00,590 Any preexisting tension on the team I need to know about? 276 00:13:02,662 --> 00:13:05,033 Nobody can stand the sound of Chris’s voice, 277 00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:07,504 but all the players agree with me about it, 278 00:13:07,504 --> 00:13:09,508 so I wouldn’t say it’s a problem. 279 00:13:10,811 --> 00:13:12,013 Okay. 280 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,159 Doc, it is a privilege to watch you mingle. 281 00:13:18,159 --> 00:13:21,432 I knew we were gonna have a Donald problem, but Blake and Chris? 282 00:13:21,432 --> 00:13:22,501 Oh, yeah, no. 283 00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,004 - They hate each other. - Yeah. 284 00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:26,609 [sighs] 285 00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:28,179 Keep the energy up. 286 00:13:28,179 --> 00:13:29,448 And push the drink. 287 00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:31,386 We over-ordered on the gin. 288 00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:33,523 Hang on, honey. There. 289 00:13:36,062 --> 00:13:41,338 Oh, not so much broccoli, honey. It sticks in your teeth. Hmm? 290 00:13:44,111 --> 00:13:46,650 - So sorry we’re late, Shelly. - [Shelly] You’re not late at all. 291 00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:51,392 [engine revs] 292 00:14:23,122 --> 00:14:27,464 [singer] ♪ Reggae’s expanding With Sly and Robbie ♪ 293 00:14:27,464 --> 00:14:29,836 ♪ Stepping in a rhythm To a Kurtis Blow ♪ 294 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,707 ♪ Who wants to think When your feet just go? ♪ 295 00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:34,478 ♪ Hip and a hop And a hippity-hop ♪ 296 00:14:34,478 --> 00:14:37,752 Are you even watching what’s happening with this Obamacare mess? 297 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,823 What’s next, free facelifts? 298 00:14:39,823 --> 00:14:42,394 It’s the rise of the takers. 299 00:14:42,394 --> 00:14:46,602 We’re falling behind in the world in innovation, in science... 300 00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:48,741 - In space. - In space. 301 00:14:48,741 --> 00:14:50,778 These people, they don’t make anything. 302 00:14:50,778 --> 00:14:52,348 They don’t grow our economy. 303 00:14:52,348 --> 00:14:55,354 They just sit around watching the Kardashians, 304 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:59,663 and they say, "Oh, gee! Look at those girls." [chuckles] 305 00:14:59,663 --> 00:15:04,105 They haven’t worked a day, and they have this lifestyle. 306 00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:06,476 But you can’t just show up and say, "Gimme." 307 00:15:06,476 --> 00:15:09,215 - Oh, my God. It’s the Electric Slide! - [guest] Come on! 308 00:15:09,215 --> 00:15:12,287 ["Electric Boogie (The Electric Slide)" playing] 309 00:15:17,197 --> 00:15:19,168 Let’s just not look. 310 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,372 [friend 1] If that’s a personal assistant, I’m Tinker Bell. 311 00:15:22,374 --> 00:15:23,811 Where did Donald even meet her? 312 00:15:23,811 --> 00:15:26,182 Donald’s city council friend called and said, 313 00:15:26,182 --> 00:15:29,455 "There’s a beautiful mixed-race girl in jail with no one to bail her out," 314 00:15:29,455 --> 00:15:31,827 and I thought... [chuckles] ...he’d find her very interesting. 315 00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:34,365 They met at a Super Bowl party. 316 00:15:34,365 --> 00:15:36,202 Let me set her straight. 317 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:39,641 [friend 2] The problem is Donald following his little captain. 318 00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:49,863 [sighs] 319 00:15:49,863 --> 00:15:51,399 I fermented a tea. 320 00:15:51,399 --> 00:15:53,269 - I’ll bring it to you tomorrow. - Oh. 321 00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:55,741 It’s hibiscus. 322 00:15:58,947 --> 00:16:03,189 [Shelly] V, honey! Thank you for coming. 323 00:16:03,189 --> 00:16:07,231 And thank you for helping Donald these past few years, 324 00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:09,201 driving him around and all that. 325 00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,871 Don’t worry about it. 326 00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:17,451 You know, our lifestyle can be a lot of fun, 327 00:16:17,451 --> 00:16:20,825 but the white party, that’s work too. 328 00:16:20,825 --> 00:16:25,534 Donald likes to be the first in the conga line, so to speak, 329 00:16:25,534 --> 00:16:28,640 uh, but he counts on us to maintain a certain image. 330 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,945 - Do you know what I mean? - Definitely. 331 00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:33,583 I’ve been helping Mr. Sterling a lot with his image. 332 00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:34,852 Right. 333 00:16:35,988 --> 00:16:37,224 What do you mean? 334 00:16:37,224 --> 00:16:38,560 He speaks from the heart. 335 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,497 That’s what we love about him, right? 336 00:16:40,497 --> 00:16:42,768 But we’re working on his consistency. 337 00:16:45,808 --> 00:16:48,647 [Donald] There’s my hostess with the mostest. 338 00:16:48,647 --> 00:16:49,916 Fabulous, honey. 339 00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:56,697 How can V afford a Ferrari? And why is it red? 340 00:16:56,697 --> 00:17:00,671 I don’t know. I mean, she owned some cars. She traded ’em. 341 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,341 Now there’s a Ferrari. 342 00:17:02,341 --> 00:17:05,347 Why do you care? You wanted her to have nice things. 343 00:17:05,347 --> 00:17:07,752 I said if she’s going to be your assistant, 344 00:17:07,752 --> 00:17:09,856 she can’t dress like a hoochie. 345 00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:12,628 I don’t like the way she looks at you. 346 00:17:12,628 --> 00:17:15,901 Whatever she does for you, fine. 347 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,306 But why-- 348 00:17:18,306 --> 00:17:21,612 why show off in front of our friends, our team? 349 00:17:21,612 --> 00:17:22,949 I’m curious. 350 00:17:22,949 --> 00:17:25,420 - If you’re so curious, ask her. - I did. 351 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,259 She said she’s working on your consistency. 352 00:17:28,259 --> 00:17:31,466 - Oh. Right. - Well, what on earth does that mean? 353 00:17:31,466 --> 00:17:34,404 I’m forgetful, you know that. She keeps a record. 354 00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:36,944 An audio record. 355 00:17:36,944 --> 00:17:38,513 She’s taping you? 356 00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:40,952 Honey, I hate driving to Beverly Hills at night. 357 00:17:40,952 --> 00:17:44,492 I need to go home. I’ve been standing all day. 358 00:17:44,492 --> 00:17:46,628 My foot is hurting. 359 00:17:47,464 --> 00:17:50,704 I’ll tell V to look at me differently, okay? 360 00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:01,025 Did you have fun? 361 00:18:01,025 --> 00:18:02,361 [V] Yeah. Did you? 362 00:18:02,361 --> 00:18:03,530 [Donald] Yes. 363 00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:04,631 [V] Seat belt. 364 00:18:32,587 --> 00:18:33,991 - [phone rings] - [Doc] Hey, Ty, 365 00:18:33,991 --> 00:18:36,362 what time am I sitting down with Blake and Chris? 366 00:18:36,362 --> 00:18:37,497 [Ty] You aren’t. 367 00:18:37,497 --> 00:18:38,868 [Doc] Oh, fuck. 368 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,103 Blake’s shooting a Kia commercial. 369 00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:41,807 Chris has one for State Farm. 370 00:18:41,807 --> 00:18:43,878 You know, where his twin sells insurance? [chuckles] 371 00:18:43,878 --> 00:18:46,449 How do they come up with those? [clears throat] 372 00:18:46,449 --> 00:18:47,785 You wanna go to them? 373 00:18:47,785 --> 00:18:49,488 [Shelly] What’s going on at North Rodeo? 374 00:18:49,488 --> 00:18:51,325 [manager] The tenant with the reptiles? 375 00:18:51,325 --> 00:18:53,864 Oh, she says her asthma’s acting up because of mold. 376 00:18:53,864 --> 00:18:56,335 Mold? It’s probably her turtle. 377 00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:01,780 I want a happy building. Let’s help her relocate. 378 00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:06,555 Offer her place to Ms. Kwon and charge the turtle woman for new carpet. 379 00:19:07,591 --> 00:19:09,094 [Donald] My bride. 380 00:19:09,094 --> 00:19:12,669 Oh, hi, Mrs. Sterling. We’re going down to parking. 381 00:19:12,669 --> 00:19:14,004 Where are you off to? 382 00:19:14,004 --> 00:19:16,142 - Uh-- - Um, Mr. Sterling has the dentist, 383 00:19:16,142 --> 00:19:19,448 and then we’re visiting grant candidates for the Sterling Foundation. 384 00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:21,519 Homeless Rising, Para Los Niños. 385 00:19:21,519 --> 00:19:23,924 Those sound very far east. 386 00:19:23,924 --> 00:19:27,732 We have Nobu with the Lasordas this afternoon. 387 00:19:27,732 --> 00:19:29,903 Thank you for reminding me. 388 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:33,076 ♪ I love, I love, I love my calendar girl ♪ 389 00:19:33,076 --> 00:19:34,713 - [chuckles] - [phone chimes] 390 00:19:34,713 --> 00:19:36,649 This elevator wants to go down. 391 00:19:41,425 --> 00:19:43,931 Hey, can you do pick-up and take the boys to baseball? 392 00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:45,500 Mr. Sterling’s taking forever. 393 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,937 [person] I’m still at work. 394 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,974 I can’t get to the school and the post office. 395 00:19:48,974 --> 00:19:50,911 I’ll get the transfer application tomorrow. 396 00:19:50,911 --> 00:19:52,414 Due means due. 397 00:19:52,414 --> 00:19:54,551 The transfer application has to go in today. 398 00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:55,922 [person speaking Spanish] 399 00:19:55,922 --> 00:19:57,591 Maybe we keep the kids where they are. 400 00:19:57,591 --> 00:19:58,928 It’s better not to change their routine. 401 00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:00,731 You might not get the duplex anyway. 402 00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:04,405 Just get the transcripts, Lucy, and the teacher references. 403 00:20:04,405 --> 00:20:05,975 We’re going to meet the realtor now. 404 00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:07,778 I’ll make sure we can use the address. 405 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,840 [Donald] No ticket. Good girl. 406 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,859 Why was it two hours? I thought it was only a cleaning. 407 00:20:47,859 --> 00:20:49,594 Cracked filling, he said. 408 00:20:50,363 --> 00:20:52,869 Oh, he drilled through my very soul. 409 00:20:52,869 --> 00:20:55,006 Should we go straight to the open house? 410 00:20:55,006 --> 00:20:56,609 What open house? 411 00:20:56,609 --> 00:20:58,847 The duplex near the Beverly Center, remember? 412 00:20:58,847 --> 00:21:00,517 The one with the white fireplace. 413 00:21:00,517 --> 00:21:03,055 We don’t have time for that. Go to Sunset. Go. 414 00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:11,105 I don’t see why we have time for this and not the open house. 415 00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:12,775 If you were punctual this morning, 416 00:21:12,775 --> 00:21:14,779 we wouldn’t be in a crunch. 417 00:21:14,779 --> 00:21:16,615 We’ll go next Tuesday. 418 00:21:16,615 --> 00:21:18,219 They’re taking offers this week. 419 00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:19,989 What do you want me to do, stop time? 420 00:21:20,557 --> 00:21:22,561 Fine, I’ll go without you. 421 00:21:22,561 --> 00:21:25,233 You like showing off a little backside, don’t you? 422 00:21:25,233 --> 00:21:26,703 Turn around, show me. 423 00:21:29,174 --> 00:21:31,980 Is this the one we got at the Champs-Elysees? 424 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,784 We got it on Canon. 425 00:21:33,784 --> 00:21:35,688 What do you need a house for anyway? 426 00:21:35,688 --> 00:21:37,859 You spend all your time at my place. 427 00:21:37,859 --> 00:21:41,065 By myself, while you go off to Mrs. Sterling’s. 428 00:21:41,065 --> 00:21:43,469 You’re mad ’cause I’m eating with her, huh? 429 00:21:45,707 --> 00:21:49,615 Why don’t we ever do that? Go out with Tommy Lasorda? 430 00:21:49,615 --> 00:21:51,953 You wanna go out with Tommy Lasorda? 431 00:21:51,953 --> 00:21:55,559 Okay, okay. Here. Gimme my phone. 432 00:21:58,232 --> 00:21:59,903 [line ringing] 433 00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:01,673 [Andy] Mr. Sterling. 434 00:22:01,673 --> 00:22:05,113 Andy, get me two of the best tickets for the Dodgers game, 435 00:22:05,113 --> 00:22:06,717 plus car service. 436 00:22:06,717 --> 00:22:08,586 - Sure thing. And where did you-- - Okay. 437 00:22:08,586 --> 00:22:11,592 I’ll go say hi to Tommy, I’ll come back and pick you up. 438 00:22:11,592 --> 00:22:14,031 We’ll miss an inning, so what? 439 00:22:14,031 --> 00:22:15,166 You happy? 440 00:22:26,656 --> 00:22:28,559 [realtor] Is your husband meeting you this time? 441 00:22:28,559 --> 00:22:31,666 Oh, business in Dubai. 442 00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:35,340 What do you know about Hancock Park Elementary? 443 00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,244 Well, Redfin rates it a seven, 444 00:22:37,244 --> 00:22:39,983 so for LAUSD, it may as well be Juilliard, right? 445 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,051 [both chuckle] 446 00:22:41,051 --> 00:22:43,122 But, uh, most people do private. 447 00:22:44,224 --> 00:22:46,595 Are you planning a family? 448 00:22:46,595 --> 00:22:49,601 We have foster kids we’re in the process of adopting. 449 00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:51,005 Two boys. 450 00:22:51,005 --> 00:22:55,748 Hmm. Oh, well, let me know if you have questions. 451 00:22:55,748 --> 00:22:56,816 Thanks. 452 00:23:04,097 --> 00:23:05,232 [phone chimes] 453 00:23:36,896 --> 00:23:38,767 [Blake] Honestly, I’m hurt. 454 00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:41,071 Chris comes out from New Orleans, suddenly it’s his team? 455 00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,708 What has he done to earn it? 456 00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:45,079 I mean, when I got drafted, this team was a joke. 457 00:23:45,079 --> 00:23:47,718 Like, fans were going home at halftime because they knew we’d lose. 458 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,288 Nobody had expectations for us. 459 00:23:49,288 --> 00:23:51,292 I’m a leader because I’m the best. 460 00:23:51,292 --> 00:23:53,664 And I’m the best because God gave me the tools to achieve. 461 00:23:53,664 --> 00:23:55,266 Eat the cookies last, baby. Okay? 462 00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:57,304 Eat five more carrots and you can have the cookie. 463 00:23:57,304 --> 00:23:59,341 I put us on the map, I put in the hard hours. 464 00:23:59,341 --> 00:24:02,715 I know in Boston you had the whole Ubuntu thing. 465 00:24:02,715 --> 00:24:04,251 "I’m great through others." And I’m with that. 466 00:24:04,251 --> 00:24:05,955 I’m trying to teach these guys how to succeed 467 00:24:05,955 --> 00:24:07,290 even when they don’t wanna hear me out, 468 00:24:07,290 --> 00:24:09,328 but Blake only cares about Blake being great. 469 00:24:09,328 --> 00:24:11,332 I’m the only reason that we have any chance of winning this thing. 470 00:24:11,332 --> 00:24:13,737 "Me, me, me." That’s all I hear. 471 00:24:13,737 --> 00:24:15,908 - It’s really unbecoming, man. - [sighs] 472 00:24:15,908 --> 00:24:18,112 Chris can’t shut up, that’s his style. 473 00:24:18,112 --> 00:24:19,749 What’s it got to do with you? 474 00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:22,153 His team, your team. Uh-uh, it’s our team. 475 00:24:22,153 --> 00:24:24,726 You keep bitching with your little State Farm mustache, 476 00:24:24,726 --> 00:24:26,897 we damn sure won’t go the distance. 477 00:24:26,897 --> 00:24:30,704 You wanna be a leader, you better stop talking smack. 478 00:24:31,873 --> 00:24:34,979 Nobody’s gonna love you less because Chris is captain. 479 00:24:34,979 --> 00:24:37,116 - [sighs] - Now, go get ready for your close-up. 480 00:24:38,787 --> 00:24:40,023 All right, Coach. [sighs] 481 00:24:40,023 --> 00:24:42,762 - I hear you, Coach. - Okay. 482 00:24:42,762 --> 00:24:45,099 Stop staring at my mustache, man. Huh. 483 00:24:46,335 --> 00:24:48,239 Check out this dude’s eyes. 484 00:24:48,239 --> 00:24:50,310 That’s the wisdom of the Jurassic right there. 485 00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:52,380 [chuckles] But how are you gonna take that dinosaur on the road? 486 00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:54,017 You need something little, like this. 487 00:24:54,017 --> 00:24:55,921 Fuck a gecko. 488 00:24:55,921 --> 00:24:59,027 Chinese water dragon is the bonsai tree of the reptile world. 489 00:24:59,027 --> 00:25:02,400 Helps focus the mind and tune out all that other bullshit. 490 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,939 Doc say that shit to you too, lecturing about your free throws? 491 00:25:04,939 --> 00:25:08,012 He ain’t lecture me. He said if I focus, I could be a star in my role. 492 00:25:08,012 --> 00:25:09,915 So I get a beat down, you get a pep talk? 493 00:25:11,819 --> 00:25:13,923 You wanna help me get centered, little buddy? 494 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:22,107 You have the biggest heart and I love you so much, 495 00:25:22,107 --> 00:25:24,278 and you are so strong. 496 00:25:24,278 --> 00:25:28,185 You take such an incredible amount of shit from everyone, 497 00:25:28,185 --> 00:25:31,358 - and you wake up every day with a smile. - [guests laugh] 498 00:25:31,358 --> 00:25:33,029 And I know you’re gonna make the most... 499 00:25:33,029 --> 00:25:34,966 - Hey. - [Andy] V, it’s Andy. 500 00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:37,203 Mr. Sterling unfortunately can’t join you for the game tonight. 501 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,742 But if you’re still waiting at his house-- 502 00:25:39,742 --> 00:25:42,347 [Kris Jenner] This is-- All these people are here because you are so loved. 503 00:25:42,347 --> 00:25:43,817 We celebrate you, Kim. 504 00:25:43,817 --> 00:25:45,420 [guests cheering] 505 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:47,157 [Kris Jenner] Congratulations. 506 00:25:47,157 --> 00:25:50,229 I hate baseball. You can’t see anyone’s faces. 507 00:25:50,229 --> 00:25:52,067 Least he got us car service. 508 00:25:52,067 --> 00:25:54,171 So is he not buying you the duplex? 509 00:25:54,171 --> 00:25:57,110 - He says he needs to see it first. - Yeah, that’s a no. 510 00:25:57,110 --> 00:25:58,446 Deja, he didn’t say no. 511 00:25:58,446 --> 00:26:00,116 Nobody in LA says no. 512 00:26:00,116 --> 00:26:02,520 They go, "Let’s keep talking," or they just ghost. 513 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,491 I promised my sister the upper unit 514 00:26:04,491 --> 00:26:07,263 so she can help with the kids. It’s a good school district. 515 00:26:07,263 --> 00:26:09,768 Damn, girl. I hope you didn’t tell him all that. 516 00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:12,340 My experience with these men, 517 00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:15,313 they get horny off the sexy things money can buy. 518 00:26:15,313 --> 00:26:19,554 Your foster kids’ education? Kind of a boner jam. 519 00:26:19,554 --> 00:26:22,227 Well, I don’t know what to do. I have no credit. 520 00:26:22,227 --> 00:26:24,097 Everything he gives me is gifts. 521 00:26:24,097 --> 00:26:25,901 - I need a financial advisor. - Mmm. 522 00:26:25,901 --> 00:26:27,938 Magic Johnson is over there. 523 00:26:27,938 --> 00:26:30,143 What a cutie. 524 00:26:30,143 --> 00:26:32,782 How come famous people glow like that? 525 00:26:32,782 --> 00:26:34,250 Usually it’s not happiness. 526 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:38,259 - Donald hates him. - Hates Magic? 527 00:26:38,259 --> 00:26:41,332 Why? That’s like hating ice cream. 528 00:26:41,332 --> 00:26:44,471 I don’t know. He’s a Laker, he’s Black and successful. 529 00:26:44,471 --> 00:26:47,077 Daddy is insecure. 530 00:26:47,077 --> 00:26:49,280 If I were you, I’d use that to my advantage. 531 00:26:53,555 --> 00:26:56,830 [groaning] Ah. Ah. 532 00:26:56,830 --> 00:27:00,069 We had the soft food conversation, Donald. 533 00:27:00,069 --> 00:27:03,442 You bite down wrong, even a Dodger Dog can knock out a temp. 534 00:27:03,442 --> 00:27:06,515 - What Dodger Dog? - Weren’t you at the game last night? 535 00:27:06,515 --> 00:27:09,087 I figured you introduced your assistant to Magic. 536 00:27:09,454 --> 00:27:10,489 Here. 537 00:27:11,391 --> 00:27:12,828 V and I follow each other. 538 00:27:12,828 --> 00:27:15,834 Check out Magic. [chuckles] 539 00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,303 He’s got a chick on each arm. 540 00:27:20,476 --> 00:27:21,912 So cool. 541 00:27:23,048 --> 00:27:24,283 Why would you do that? 542 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,287 Are you stupid or something? 543 00:27:27,290 --> 00:27:28,927 You wanna broadcast to the world 544 00:27:28,927 --> 00:27:30,864 that you walk around with a man like that? 545 00:27:30,864 --> 00:27:33,002 I’m not broadcasting anything! 546 00:27:33,002 --> 00:27:36,208 Then why are you taking pictures with minorities? Why? 547 00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:38,980 You told me you were going to remove those. 548 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:41,552 - [V sighs] - You said "Yes, I understand you." 549 00:27:41,552 --> 00:27:44,224 I mean, you change from day to day. 550 00:27:44,224 --> 00:27:48,331 If my girl can’t do what I want, I don’t want the girl. 551 00:27:52,607 --> 00:27:54,177 - Thanks. - [line ringing] 552 00:27:54,177 --> 00:27:57,050 [automated voice] You have three new voicemails. 553 00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:59,254 [caller] Hey, we keep missing each other. 554 00:27:59,254 --> 00:28:01,458 I had a late meeting at Spencer’s school. 555 00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:03,229 Nothing you need to know. 556 00:28:03,229 --> 00:28:06,101 [Donald] Doc, hello? I-- I didn’t hear a beep. 557 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,470 Uh, listen. 558 00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:10,543 Chris, uh, he’s always whining to the refs. 559 00:28:10,543 --> 00:28:12,681 Shake it off and play the game. 560 00:28:12,681 --> 00:28:15,988 You’ll tell him in a way that he’ll understand. 561 00:28:15,988 --> 00:28:20,196 Oh, brother, did you see Rihanna at the game last night? 562 00:28:20,196 --> 00:28:24,004 No bra, nipple piercings on full display. 563 00:28:24,004 --> 00:28:25,406 Why do girls do that? 564 00:28:25,406 --> 00:28:28,278 Don’t they lose all the fabulous sensation? 565 00:28:38,398 --> 00:28:39,434 LeVar Burton? 566 00:28:39,434 --> 00:28:42,139 [groans, sighs] 567 00:28:42,874 --> 00:28:44,510 I didn’t realize you lived here. 568 00:28:45,312 --> 00:28:46,315 In the sauna? 569 00:28:46,315 --> 00:28:48,552 - In LA. [laughs] - [laughing] 570 00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:52,627 You know the Enterprise isn’t real, right? And I’m not actually blind. 571 00:28:52,627 --> 00:28:56,669 - All right. All right. [chuckles] - [laughing] 572 00:28:58,272 --> 00:29:01,211 - It’s all good. All good. - [sighs] Ah. Mmm. 573 00:29:02,547 --> 00:29:05,452 [both sigh] 574 00:29:07,390 --> 00:29:10,029 You know, I-I-- I hope you don’t mind my saying so, 575 00:29:10,029 --> 00:29:13,635 but I’m kinda surprised you came here. 576 00:29:14,237 --> 00:29:16,074 Yeah, a lot of people were. 577 00:29:18,178 --> 00:29:20,182 Just feels different than I thought it would. 578 00:29:22,019 --> 00:29:25,259 Played for the Clippers back in ’91 under Donald Sterling. 579 00:29:25,259 --> 00:29:27,329 Don’t know how much you know about him. 580 00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:32,073 I knew it was fucked up here. 581 00:29:32,073 --> 00:29:35,479 I just didn’t know I was inheriting a team of whiny little bitches. 582 00:29:35,479 --> 00:29:37,951 I guess that’s got something to do with Donald. 583 00:29:41,291 --> 00:29:44,597 But you thought you could come back and win a crown for the clown? 584 00:29:45,734 --> 00:29:47,971 As a returning conqueror, yeah. 585 00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:51,377 And maybe I deluded myself a little bit. 586 00:29:54,350 --> 00:29:56,421 Oh, I had it so good in Boston. 587 00:29:57,724 --> 00:30:00,296 It’s one of the best organizations in sports. 588 00:30:00,296 --> 00:30:01,498 Everybody knows that... 589 00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:05,305 and that’s the problem. 590 00:30:07,243 --> 00:30:09,614 [sighs] Winning there didn’t feel like enough. 591 00:30:10,349 --> 00:30:15,158 What is enough? Hmm? [sniffs, sighs] 592 00:30:19,835 --> 00:30:21,538 I’m sorry, honey. 593 00:30:21,538 --> 00:30:22,606 I’m sorry too. 594 00:30:25,112 --> 00:30:27,617 So this is about your apartment, right? 595 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:28,753 It’s a duplex. 596 00:30:28,753 --> 00:30:31,424 Excuse me. Two apartments. 597 00:30:32,193 --> 00:30:33,663 So you wanna punish me 598 00:30:33,663 --> 00:30:36,101 ’cause I didn’t go to your stupid open house. 599 00:30:36,101 --> 00:30:39,274 You can’t be anyone in LA if you don’t own a piece of it. 600 00:30:39,274 --> 00:30:42,580 - You taught me that. - Is that so, my eager pupil? 601 00:30:44,284 --> 00:30:46,487 You’re my girl. I’ll give you the whole city. 602 00:30:58,145 --> 00:30:59,146 [grunts] 603 00:31:03,422 --> 00:31:04,490 [moans] 604 00:31:07,463 --> 00:31:08,766 [groans] 605 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:12,072 [sighs] 606 00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:17,116 Oh, that’s good. 607 00:31:17,116 --> 00:31:22,093 [mumbling] 608 00:31:22,093 --> 00:31:25,466 - Oh-ho-ho. This is my Pokémon drawer. - Can we have the upstairs? 609 00:31:25,466 --> 00:31:27,570 Well, the upstairs is for Lucy for now, 610 00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:29,875 but if you get straight A’s for the next 10 years, it’s all yours. 611 00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:32,781 [child] Ten years? In ten years, I’ll be a celebrity chef. 612 00:31:32,781 --> 00:31:33,817 - Ooh. - [realtor] Ooh. 613 00:31:33,817 --> 00:31:35,687 - Just-- - [V] Okay, yeah. 614 00:31:37,223 --> 00:31:39,260 [realtor] Congratulations, Miss Stiviano. 615 00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:41,130 - You’re a homeowner. - [V chuckles] Thank you. 616 00:31:46,174 --> 00:31:48,747 [Doc] Folks gave me shit for taking this job. 617 00:31:48,747 --> 00:31:52,620 You Google yourselves, they make fun of you too. 618 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,825 Only 6% of the people in this city 619 00:31:54,825 --> 00:31:57,163 say the Clippers are their favorite team, 620 00:31:57,163 --> 00:31:59,634 and even they’ve been watching our every move this season, 621 00:31:59,634 --> 00:32:02,573 waiting for us to crush their dreams again. 622 00:32:02,573 --> 00:32:05,613 This franchise has never even made it to the Western finals. 623 00:32:05,613 --> 00:32:09,689 That means there is historical significance to what we are doing here. 624 00:32:09,689 --> 00:32:12,895 This season, we’re making winning look easy, but it’s not. 625 00:32:12,895 --> 00:32:17,236 - From tip-off, every second counts. - [all] Yeah. 626 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,909 [Doc] We stay in that headspace, nothing can stop us from winning a ring. 627 00:32:19,909 --> 00:32:22,881 I know, people say the franchise is cursed. 628 00:32:22,881 --> 00:32:25,921 There’s no magic power to defeat. 629 00:32:25,921 --> 00:32:29,461 All it is: we got a bad boss. 630 00:32:29,461 --> 00:32:30,496 [fans cheering] 631 00:32:30,496 --> 00:32:32,333 [Doc] It’s no secret. 632 00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:35,206 Donald is like a norovirus on a cruise ship, 633 00:32:35,206 --> 00:32:36,842 making everybody sick. 634 00:32:38,780 --> 00:32:42,721 Taking personnel advice from some loudmouth on the street. [chuckles] 635 00:32:42,721 --> 00:32:44,457 Tossing off retrograde nonsense 636 00:32:44,457 --> 00:32:46,361 that’d get the rest of us fired on the spot. 637 00:32:47,496 --> 00:32:49,200 Incompetent leadership like that 638 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,204 doesn’t exactly inspire team spirit. 639 00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:54,879 For 30 years, it’s been impossible for this franchise 640 00:32:54,879 --> 00:32:57,216 to budge under the weight of that man. 641 00:32:57,216 --> 00:33:00,289 But our team is different. You can feel it. 642 00:33:00,289 --> 00:33:03,529 - [Clippers] Clips! - [Doc] A Cinderella story in the making 643 00:33:03,529 --> 00:33:05,332 with no fairy godmother. 644 00:33:07,871 --> 00:33:10,376 We’re earning our ticket to the ball. 645 00:33:10,376 --> 00:33:12,313 We’re ignoring the shit talk. 646 00:33:12,313 --> 00:33:15,219 We embrace mind-numbing repetition. 647 00:33:15,219 --> 00:33:16,722 That’s why we’re successful. 648 00:33:18,525 --> 00:33:21,231 Life will be boring, but that’s good 649 00:33:21,231 --> 00:33:23,435 ’cause there’s a lot of road before the playoffs, 650 00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:26,474 and a thousand people are gonna rattle your cage. 651 00:33:27,811 --> 00:33:29,815 They cannot change your result. 652 00:33:31,284 --> 00:33:34,792 Our owner cannot change your result. 653 00:33:34,792 --> 00:33:37,263 We have to stay perfect, 654 00:33:37,263 --> 00:33:39,901 and I’m talking about Obama perfect. 655 00:33:42,573 --> 00:33:47,450 - Yes! Yes! Whoo! [cheering] - [fans cheering] 656 00:33:47,450 --> 00:33:49,454 [commentator] The love! The cheer! 657 00:33:49,454 --> 00:33:52,928 Oh, this young team is fast becoming a title favorite. 658 00:33:52,928 --> 00:33:55,399 Andy, where’s V sitting tomorrow? 659 00:33:55,399 --> 00:33:57,303 [Andy] Courtside, with you and Mr. Sterling. 660 00:33:57,303 --> 00:33:59,240 Can’t you put her somewhere else? 661 00:34:01,712 --> 00:34:04,017 Girl, if I’d known you were gonna bring me all the way up here, 662 00:34:04,017 --> 00:34:05,787 I would’ve brought my glasses. 663 00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:08,793 Oh, luxury box. 664 00:34:10,329 --> 00:34:11,832 Pretty exclusive, huh? 665 00:34:12,433 --> 00:34:14,637 So is solitary confinement. 666 00:34:14,637 --> 00:34:16,474 [cheering continues] 667 00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:33,041 The family room has gotten crazy. 668 00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:34,979 All us wives been upset about it. 669 00:34:34,979 --> 00:34:36,883 Half the people in there I don’t know. 670 00:34:36,883 --> 00:34:38,853 They’re just season ticket holders, honey. 671 00:34:38,853 --> 00:34:41,324 When you’re winning, everybody wants to be near you. 672 00:34:41,324 --> 00:34:44,063 [chuckles] At least there’s no groupies in the pressroom. 673 00:34:44,063 --> 00:34:47,336 [sighs] Oh, this momentum, right? It’s amazing. 674 00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:48,505 [attendee chuckles] 675 00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:49,742 I like your purse. 676 00:34:49,742 --> 00:34:51,879 - Thank you. I like yours too. - Thanks. 677 00:34:51,879 --> 00:34:55,953 I’ve been wanting one in white. Mr. Sterling gave it to me. 678 00:34:56,889 --> 00:34:58,424 Huh. Hmm. 679 00:34:59,627 --> 00:35:03,068 - You can’t go in the pressroom. - [V] Shelly goes into the pressroom. 680 00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:06,742 Don’t be stupid. Who cares about going in the pressroom anyway? 681 00:35:06,742 --> 00:35:09,748 You wanna talk to reporters? They’re a parasite class. 682 00:35:09,748 --> 00:35:10,983 You’ve had other girls. 683 00:35:12,921 --> 00:35:14,523 I need to know I’m different. 684 00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,762 Part of your life for real. 685 00:35:16,762 --> 00:35:18,532 - Part of your team. - Jesus Christ. 686 00:35:18,532 --> 00:35:21,037 I don’t have anything else. 687 00:35:21,037 --> 00:35:24,377 I don’t have time to work on a plan B because I’m always with you. 688 00:35:24,377 --> 00:35:25,880 Bergamot hand soap. Nice. 689 00:35:27,383 --> 00:35:29,755 - You been wearing your orthotics? - Have you? 690 00:35:29,755 --> 00:35:32,794 I refuse to be with a man that’s ashamed to be seen with me. 691 00:35:34,063 --> 00:35:36,101 I can go back to school. 692 00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:38,505 I had two food trucks when we met. 693 00:35:38,505 --> 00:35:40,442 - I’m entrepreneurial. - [podiatrist] Just a pinch. 694 00:35:40,442 --> 00:35:42,780 - I may have to struggle, but-- Oh, honey. - [groans] 695 00:35:43,816 --> 00:35:44,818 It’s okay. 696 00:35:46,554 --> 00:35:48,058 Does that hurt? 697 00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:49,662 - Oh, no. Stimulates the nerves. - [stimulator beeping] 698 00:35:49,662 --> 00:35:52,066 Good. Well, now you can get the fuck out of here. 699 00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:53,635 [beeping continues] 700 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:56,842 V... 701 00:35:59,982 --> 00:36:03,388 I can’t stand the thought of you near a food truck. 702 00:36:03,388 --> 00:36:05,092 All right? You’re gorgeous. 703 00:36:05,092 --> 00:36:07,530 How could you say I’m ashamed of you? 704 00:36:07,530 --> 00:36:08,866 I love you. 705 00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:10,970 Of course you’re a part of my life. 706 00:36:12,573 --> 00:36:13,575 Silly rabbit. 707 00:36:40,595 --> 00:36:42,432 [V chuckles] 708 00:36:46,942 --> 00:36:48,713 [commentator] And a very happy birthday 709 00:36:48,713 --> 00:36:50,516 to the fabulous V Stiviano 710 00:36:50,516 --> 00:36:52,053 from her special friend, DTS. 711 00:36:52,053 --> 00:36:53,723 Just ’cause somebody’s desperate for attention 712 00:36:53,723 --> 00:36:54,991 doesn’t mean you give it to ’em. 713 00:36:55,927 --> 00:36:56,996 - Right, Coach? - Yeah. 714 00:36:56,996 --> 00:36:58,131 Noted, Doc. 715 00:36:58,131 --> 00:36:59,166 Okay. 716 00:37:01,672 --> 00:37:04,477 [Shelly] Strutting the court in that green dress 717 00:37:04,477 --> 00:37:07,016 while our team is playing? Really? 718 00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:09,487 My name is on that floor, Andy. 719 00:37:09,487 --> 00:37:13,997 Uh... Uh, apparently, it’s her birthday, and she only has one. 720 00:37:13,997 --> 00:37:15,499 Thank God. 721 00:37:15,499 --> 00:37:18,438 Uh, but, hey, at least we’re winning. 722 00:37:20,777 --> 00:37:22,079 Hello? 723 00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:23,883 - Oh. - That’s what I’m talking about. 724 00:37:23,883 --> 00:37:26,154 Did you see that green dress? What the fuck was that about? 725 00:37:26,154 --> 00:37:28,760 You ever seen somebody runway walk the court in an evening gown? 726 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,899 This year’s Oscar for nastiest side piece goes to... 727 00:37:31,899 --> 00:37:34,637 I wish I had tripped on it. Could’ve sued her for millions of dollars. 728 00:37:34,637 --> 00:37:36,174 I ain’t see no green dress, 729 00:37:36,174 --> 00:37:38,045 but I did see DeAndre finally decide to put in some work. 730 00:37:38,045 --> 00:37:39,882 See what happens when you give your boy a shot? 731 00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:42,186 Excuse me? You wanna say that so the rest of the class can hear? 732 00:37:42,186 --> 00:37:43,454 [DeAndre] Sure. 733 00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:49,100 - Hi. I’m Chris Paul, and I’m small. - [all chuckle] 734 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,839 And even when people are successful, 735 00:37:51,839 --> 00:37:53,542 I make them feel bad about it. 736 00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:55,714 - My eardrums, bro. I got tinnitus. - [all laugh] 737 00:37:55,714 --> 00:37:57,183 My name is DeAndre, 738 00:37:57,183 --> 00:38:00,589 and my best friends are Blake Griffin and a lizard. 739 00:38:00,589 --> 00:38:02,828 [all laughing] 740 00:38:02,828 --> 00:38:05,132 - [Donald] Hello, boys. Having fun? - [player] What the-- 741 00:38:05,132 --> 00:38:07,603 I know we are, because you’re winners. 742 00:38:07,603 --> 00:38:09,942 - Who the fuck are these people? - Assholes. 743 00:38:09,942 --> 00:38:11,979 - [Donald] Come. Come, say hi. - I’ll just wait here. 744 00:38:11,979 --> 00:38:14,083 Never snuck into the little boys’ room before? 745 00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:16,187 - They don’t mind. It’s a celebration! - [player 1] You see this shit? 746 00:38:16,187 --> 00:38:18,058 - Andy, you’re blocking the entrance. - [patron] Great game. 747 00:38:18,058 --> 00:38:20,262 - That was amazing. - [Donald] Having fun? Good. 748 00:38:20,262 --> 00:38:23,068 Uh, Blake, I want you to say hi to, uh, to Phillip. 749 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:25,539 He’s by far the greatest oral surgeon around. 750 00:38:25,539 --> 00:38:30,616 And this is my assistant, V, with the beautiful, uh, birthday gown. 751 00:38:30,616 --> 00:38:32,086 Hi. We’re acquainted. 752 00:38:32,086 --> 00:38:34,758 Look at this guy. Look at this mug on this guy. 753 00:38:34,758 --> 00:38:36,996 This could be the next Antonio Banderas... 754 00:38:36,996 --> 00:38:39,567 - Antonio Banderas? - He thinks Blake’s Latino. 755 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:40,703 Look at DeAndre. 756 00:38:40,703 --> 00:38:42,741 Magnificent DeAndre. 757 00:38:42,741 --> 00:38:45,312 What did they say about him when I drafted him? 758 00:38:45,312 --> 00:38:48,585 Uh, they said he had a high bust potential. 759 00:38:48,585 --> 00:38:50,289 [player 1] What the fuck do you know? 760 00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:51,826 - [Donald] Go ahead, Blake, make a muscle. - [Chris] Excuse me? 761 00:38:51,826 --> 00:38:53,228 This ain’t the Statue of Liberty. 762 00:38:53,228 --> 00:38:54,965 - Can I get some space? - They’ll pixelate it. 763 00:38:54,965 --> 00:38:56,702 Here’s a question. 764 00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:59,173 How long are your arms, huh? 765 00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:00,710 What’s-- What’s your wingspan? 766 00:39:01,644 --> 00:39:02,981 Um... 767 00:39:02,981 --> 00:39:05,252 No, come on. You know what your wingspan is. 768 00:39:05,252 --> 00:39:07,123 - You can speak. - [Doc] What the fuck is that? 769 00:39:07,123 --> 00:39:08,191 A parade? 770 00:39:08,191 --> 00:39:10,262 Hey, Doc, come on in. 771 00:39:10,262 --> 00:39:12,299 We’re just here telling these guys how fabulous they were tonight. 772 00:39:12,299 --> 00:39:14,604 - Okay. Everybody out. - [player 2] Doc! 773 00:39:14,604 --> 00:39:17,076 Calm down. This is my fucking team. 774 00:39:17,076 --> 00:39:18,880 If you don’t like it, stay in your office. 775 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,717 [Doc] I’ll calm down when you get the fuck out of here. 776 00:39:20,717 --> 00:39:22,019 [Donald] Okay, Papa Bear. 777 00:39:22,019 --> 00:39:23,622 I told you we shouldn’t. 778 00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:25,592 - Hey, Andy. - What? 779 00:39:25,592 --> 00:39:26,996 - This is not a club. - I know. 780 00:39:26,996 --> 00:39:29,200 I have never seen anything like this in my life. 781 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,604 - Alvin, have security clear the hallway. - You got it, man. 782 00:39:31,604 --> 00:39:35,078 Doc, look. The season ticket holders are used to a certain amount of access. 783 00:39:35,078 --> 00:39:39,153 Yeah? And I’m used to a certain amount of people acting fucking normal. 784 00:39:40,923 --> 00:39:41,925 Okay. 785 00:39:47,402 --> 00:39:49,373 [commentator] It’s the big Christmas Day game. 786 00:39:49,373 --> 00:39:51,946 [Donald] That’s a flagrant foul. Did you see that? 787 00:39:51,946 --> 00:39:54,250 The Green kid elbowed Blake right in the neck. 788 00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:56,320 Somebody should teach him how to behave. 789 00:39:58,124 --> 00:39:59,627 Did you finish reading? 790 00:39:59,627 --> 00:40:00,964 No. Well, I’m on-- 791 00:40:00,964 --> 00:40:02,834 You give Blake a technical? 792 00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,137 You lousy-- 793 00:40:04,137 --> 00:40:05,874 [phone buzzes] 794 00:40:05,874 --> 00:40:07,744 Is that V? 795 00:40:07,744 --> 00:40:09,313 Tell her it’s Christmas. 796 00:40:11,184 --> 00:40:15,660 Donald, you have to sign it before the kids get back from the movie. 797 00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:18,866 - Told you I haven’t finished reading it. - It’s boilerplate language. 798 00:40:18,866 --> 00:40:21,137 A simple update to the family trust. 799 00:40:21,137 --> 00:40:23,743 Did you go to law school when I wasn’t looking? 800 00:40:23,743 --> 00:40:25,145 The trust is fine. 801 00:40:25,145 --> 00:40:26,649 We’re getting older. 802 00:40:26,649 --> 00:40:29,120 I wanna make sure nobody can take advantage. 803 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,725 You think Gladys has a long game? 804 00:40:31,725 --> 00:40:33,763 Anyone. It could be anyone. 805 00:40:33,763 --> 00:40:37,636 And this "anyone" who wants to take advantage, what are they gonna do? 806 00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:40,342 I can’t imagine what they would do. 807 00:40:40,342 --> 00:40:43,114 Rob us blind, put herself in our will. 808 00:40:43,114 --> 00:40:44,417 [phone buzzing] 809 00:40:44,417 --> 00:40:48,058 Would you please put that thing on silent? 810 00:40:48,058 --> 00:40:49,126 It’s on silent! 811 00:40:49,126 --> 00:40:51,197 [buzzing continues] 812 00:40:51,197 --> 00:40:52,265 Wait a minute. 813 00:40:53,101 --> 00:40:54,336 Here. 814 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,745 There you go, Rochelle. Happy? 815 00:41:03,121 --> 00:41:06,060 What are you, a basket case? What do you want? 816 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:07,663 - [door closes] - [Shelly sighs] 817 00:41:08,297 --> 00:41:10,669 The jacket was a nice thought. 818 00:41:11,103 --> 00:41:12,339 "Extra large." 819 00:41:14,109 --> 00:41:15,278 [sighs] 820 00:41:23,027 --> 00:41:24,397 [clerk] So, size four. 821 00:41:24,397 --> 00:41:26,401 - [Deja] Crocodile? - [V] I already have that one. 822 00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,271 - [Shelly] Excuse me. - [V] Cute, right? 823 00:41:28,271 --> 00:41:29,808 - [Donald] Pink. Very nice. - Yeah. 824 00:41:29,808 --> 00:41:31,077 [Shelly] One sec. 825 00:41:31,077 --> 00:41:32,781 I told you I like them all. 826 00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:33,883 Really? 827 00:41:33,883 --> 00:41:35,352 Oh, incoming. Incoming. 828 00:41:35,352 --> 00:41:37,423 What are you doing? 829 00:41:37,423 --> 00:41:39,060 Hi, sweetie. How are you? 830 00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:40,128 We’re shopping for you. 831 00:41:40,930 --> 00:41:43,068 - I don’t believe you. - [chuckles] 832 00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:44,437 I don’t shop here. 833 00:41:44,437 --> 00:41:46,073 - This store is for old ladies. - [Deja chuckles] 834 00:41:48,378 --> 00:41:50,883 I picked that jacket out for you. You didn’t like it? 835 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:54,190 What gives you the right to spend our money? 836 00:41:54,190 --> 00:41:55,860 Shelly, don’t make a scene. 837 00:41:55,860 --> 00:41:58,064 You already made one. 838 00:41:58,064 --> 00:42:00,469 You look ridiculous sitting there 839 00:42:00,469 --> 00:42:02,406 while these girls swipe your card. 840 00:42:02,406 --> 00:42:04,076 Nobody’s swiping. 841 00:42:04,076 --> 00:42:07,851 What Mr. Sterling gives me is a gift from the heart. 842 00:42:07,851 --> 00:42:10,188 - A gift from the heart? - Hmm. 843 00:42:10,188 --> 00:42:11,892 A Ferrari is a gift from the heart? 844 00:42:11,892 --> 00:42:13,495 You’re a thief, that’s what you are. 845 00:42:13,495 --> 00:42:15,767 What would your mother think of you? 846 00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:19,741 Don’t talk about my mother, witch. 847 00:42:19,741 --> 00:42:21,244 V, don’t call names. 848 00:42:21,244 --> 00:42:24,183 She’s the Wicked Witch of the West. 849 00:42:24,183 --> 00:42:27,189 Are you just going to sit there while she threatens me? 850 00:42:27,189 --> 00:42:29,527 Can we go? Okay? Let’s go outside. 851 00:42:29,527 --> 00:42:33,936 I don’t need to threaten you. Mr. Sterling loves me. 852 00:42:34,772 --> 00:42:37,209 I’m going to be the next Mrs. Sterling. 853 00:42:37,209 --> 00:42:38,478 You’re history. 854 00:42:38,478 --> 00:42:40,983 You’re dust. [blows] 855 00:43:04,329 --> 00:43:06,200 - [patron 1] Unbelievable. - [patron 2] Right? 856 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,340 [patron 3] It’s a spicy aioli. It’s really good. 857 00:43:09,340 --> 00:43:10,909 [patrons murmuring] 858 00:43:18,191 --> 00:43:20,228 What in the world? 859 00:43:20,228 --> 00:43:23,803 ♪ When you’re down And troubled ♪ 860 00:43:23,803 --> 00:43:25,305 Oh! 861 00:43:25,305 --> 00:43:28,311 ♪ And you need Some lovin’ care ♪ 862 00:43:28,311 --> 00:43:30,248 He bought her a house. 863 00:43:30,248 --> 00:43:31,517 - [friend 1] No! - He did. 864 00:43:31,517 --> 00:43:32,586 He did. 865 00:43:32,586 --> 00:43:35,325 I used a forensic-- a forensic-- 866 00:43:35,325 --> 00:43:38,131 I hired somebody to follow the money. 867 00:43:38,131 --> 00:43:39,935 - He bought her a duplex. - [chuckles] 868 00:43:39,935 --> 00:43:41,604 Is she going to be a landlord? 869 00:43:41,604 --> 00:43:44,243 - My girlfriend lives on the same street. - [Shelly] Uh-huh. 870 00:43:44,243 --> 00:43:46,180 - It’s a party house. - Oh. 871 00:43:46,180 --> 00:43:48,451 V has gangbangers over every night, 872 00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:50,957 playing loud music and laughing. 873 00:43:50,957 --> 00:43:54,430 But why is she called V? Is she a singer? 874 00:43:54,430 --> 00:43:55,933 [friend 2] It’s an alias. 875 00:43:55,933 --> 00:43:57,503 She’s had other names. 876 00:43:57,503 --> 00:44:00,242 Vanessa, Maria, Monica... 877 00:44:00,242 --> 00:44:02,012 [laughs] Monica. That’s good. 878 00:44:02,012 --> 00:44:04,851 I mean, if she lived in India, she’d be an untouchable. 879 00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:06,154 Now, now, David Duke. 880 00:44:06,154 --> 00:44:07,623 Well, who would wanna have sex with that? 881 00:44:07,623 --> 00:44:09,827 They’re not having sex. 882 00:44:10,495 --> 00:44:12,132 I’m sorry. 883 00:44:12,132 --> 00:44:15,104 I thought I could get the V situation under control. 884 00:44:16,073 --> 00:44:20,281 You all know Donald has had other assistants before. 885 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,021 Yeah. It’s never fun. 886 00:44:23,021 --> 00:44:26,160 Usually, I don’t have to look at ’em. 887 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,099 It’s a little bit of respect I need. 888 00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:33,909 But V-- she shops at my store, 889 00:44:33,909 --> 00:44:38,652 she strolls onto my court like I’m not even there. 890 00:44:38,652 --> 00:44:41,357 - That happens when you turn 60. - Mmm. 891 00:44:41,357 --> 00:44:44,898 People cut in line at the Gelson’s even when your cart is right there. 892 00:44:44,898 --> 00:44:47,503 Yeah. It’s been like that my whole life. 893 00:44:47,503 --> 00:44:51,911 Donald and I decided on the name "Sterling" together. 894 00:44:52,980 --> 00:44:55,152 We bought the Clippers together. 895 00:44:55,152 --> 00:44:58,625 Every property we acquired, we got together. 896 00:44:58,625 --> 00:45:02,433 But it’s Donald’s first name on all of our buildings. 897 00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:06,307 It’s Donald they call the owner of our team. 898 00:45:06,307 --> 00:45:11,217 I tell myself she couldn’t take my place, but who would stop her? 899 00:45:11,217 --> 00:45:12,586 No one knows I’m there. 900 00:45:12,586 --> 00:45:15,125 But if you had been born 20 years later, 901 00:45:15,125 --> 00:45:17,262 you would have done it all on your own. 902 00:45:18,064 --> 00:45:21,070 You are a double Virgo. 903 00:45:21,070 --> 00:45:25,645 - [chuckles] - You have plans the day after tomorrow. 904 00:45:25,645 --> 00:45:27,149 Eh... 905 00:45:27,149 --> 00:45:28,618 - Look at your legs. - [friend 2] Hmm. 906 00:45:28,618 --> 00:45:30,355 - Perfection. - [friend 2] Woo-woo! 907 00:45:30,355 --> 00:45:34,698 You are going to live another quarter of a century. 908 00:45:34,698 --> 00:45:37,937 You deserve more than a little bit of respect. 909 00:45:38,538 --> 00:45:40,575 You deserve it all. 910 00:45:47,122 --> 00:45:49,360 Working for Red Bull must be so rewarding. 911 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,130 The Clippers are such a fit for our mission, 912 00:45:51,130 --> 00:45:53,334 - I just show up and eat the chicken. - [laughs] 913 00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,372 So, what’s your role with the organization? 914 00:45:55,372 --> 00:45:59,013 Philanthropic Director of the Donald T. Sterling Charitable Foundation. 915 00:45:59,013 --> 00:46:02,486 I work with corporate sponsors such as yourself and target grand recipients. 916 00:46:02,486 --> 00:46:05,292 $10,000 to the United Negro College Fund, 917 00:46:05,292 --> 00:46:08,732 - $5,000 to the NAACP-- - 5,000? Wow. 918 00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:12,506 In May, Mr. Sterling is receiving a humanitarian award from the president. 919 00:46:12,506 --> 00:46:13,574 See? 920 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,253 - Well, the president of the LA chapter. - [chuckles] 921 00:46:19,253 --> 00:46:22,326 Did-- Did he take that ad out for himself? 922 00:46:22,326 --> 00:46:26,067 Well, how does anyone know about your achievements if you don’t advertise them? 923 00:46:26,067 --> 00:46:27,269 Everyone does it. 924 00:46:27,269 --> 00:46:29,039 [process server] Ms. Stiviano? 925 00:46:29,039 --> 00:46:30,508 Legal documents for you, ma’am. 926 00:46:31,577 --> 00:46:32,646 Yikes. 927 00:46:32,646 --> 00:46:34,651 [commentator] Oh, me, oh, my! 928 00:46:34,651 --> 00:46:38,625 - Your LA Clippers are going to the playoffs! - [fans cheering] 929 00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:42,132 [Doc] Whoever bet against us is gonna be crying tonight. 930 00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:45,005 Nothing changes! Nothing changes! 931 00:46:45,005 --> 00:46:47,476 We move the ball, we make our shots, we keep our momentum. 932 00:46:47,476 --> 00:46:49,213 - Yes? All right. - [all murmuring] 933 00:46:49,213 --> 00:46:51,417 - [Chris] Clippers on three. - On three. One, two, three. 934 00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:52,553 [all] Clippers! 935 00:46:52,553 --> 00:46:53,621 [player] Yeah, baby. 936 00:46:53,621 --> 00:46:54,690 Knock-knock. 937 00:46:55,491 --> 00:46:56,995 Is everyone decent? 938 00:46:58,131 --> 00:47:01,203 [commentator] The LA Clippers thank you for your attendance 939 00:47:01,203 --> 00:47:04,143 and encourage you to arrive home safe. 940 00:47:04,143 --> 00:47:06,613 [line ringing] 941 00:47:07,249 --> 00:47:10,155 We are so proud. 942 00:47:10,155 --> 00:47:12,526 [phone buzzing] 943 00:47:12,526 --> 00:47:15,165 [Donald] JJ, what a shooter you are. 944 00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:18,171 And, DeAndre, I-- I love to see you shine. 945 00:47:18,171 --> 00:47:19,708 [line ringing] 946 00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:21,644 [commentator] Thank you so much for your attendance. 947 00:47:21,644 --> 00:47:25,820 The Clippers are deeply grateful to all of you for your support. 948 00:47:25,820 --> 00:47:27,756 And Chris. Oh, Chris. 949 00:47:28,591 --> 00:47:31,163 You are a fabulous leader. 950 00:47:31,163 --> 00:47:33,634 Thank you for coming, Donald. Shelly. 951 00:47:38,177 --> 00:47:39,212 [V pants] 952 00:47:39,814 --> 00:47:41,718 How can she sue me? 953 00:47:45,693 --> 00:47:46,728 [pants] 954 00:47:48,230 --> 00:47:50,268 V dropped me off. I need to call her. 955 00:47:51,103 --> 00:47:52,806 - I took care of V. - Oh. 956 00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:04,664 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God.