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[dance music playing]
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[server] I’m sorry, ma’am.
You said green chile shrimp?
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[V] Chicken.
A green chile pupusa
with chicken and a black coffee.
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If there’s nothing else,
you can move on
to the next window.
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- What do you want?
- Nothing.
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- This shit make my stomach hurt.
- You never got
anything like that?
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Did I ever get sued for two
and a half million dollars?
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What do I look like, Microsoft?
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You really poked the bear.
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I didn’t do anything.
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According to her, you did a lot.
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"Befriended, enticed, seduced,
cajoled, cheated."
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Somebody went buck wild
on Synonyms.com.
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- [horn honks]
- [driver] Come on. Move up!
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What do you want me
to do? There’s a line!
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But I didn’t break the law.
Look, it says right there.
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"Everything Mr. Sterling gave me
is a gift."
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How can she take back gifts?
How is that even
a legit lawsuit?
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Here it goes:
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she’s saying he bought
you shit with her money.
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"Community property."
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But some of this is
income from my work
at the Sterling Foundation.
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V, you really think
Rochelle wants to drive
all the way downtown...
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[distorted] ...and face you in
front of a judge and everything?
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She doesn’t wanna
acknowledge you exist.
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You just gotta run up
your little white flag...
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[normal] ...and tell
her you’re sorry.
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[honks]
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[Deja] It’s a red light.
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- V, you just ran a red light!
- I know how to drive.
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I thought we were going to my
house. Why are you driving west?
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Are you insane?
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- I just wanna talk to her.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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You said you wanted me
to read a legal document,
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not jump an elderly white lady.
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I’m not doing
this, V. Take me home.
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What is she gonna do when she
sees us pull up at midnight,
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put out tea and crumpets?
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She’s gonna shoot
our Black asses.
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I’m not Black.
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Be whatever you wanna be
in your mind, you look Black.
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And even if they just arrest us,
you’re trying to adopt
those boys, right?
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You wanna explain
a fresh arrest in family court?
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Hazards. Hazards!
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Listen. Unfortunately,
it is a man’s world.
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God cursed Eve and all that.
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But you can still make him
do what you want.
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You need to make him
so afraid of losing you,
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he will do anything
to get her off your back.
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He used to do that on his own.
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You used to make him feel
all Richard Gere.
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Now you take
the lifestyle for granted.
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Look, you have been blessed
with blue chip pussy. Use it.
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Make him feel
like a big man again.
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Blow his fucking mind.
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[vehicles passing]
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[person speaks indistinctly]
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[engine rumbles, passes]
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[V] How do I look?
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We need to get you that HD
makeup that deflects light.
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- [V scoffs]
- V, don’t go all
Fast and Furious again.
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You’re gonna give him an
aneurysm with that ass.
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You’re 31. Cream curdles.
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Same as playing ball.
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They give you 15 years to earn.
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Then you gotta find
your own revenue stream.
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Lean In, like that bitch said.
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I am.
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I’m lining myself up to run
the Clippers organization.
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[chuckling] Oh, yeah.
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From sidepiece to C-suite,
that classic American tale.
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[laughs]
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Don’t take it personal.
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They pay the
Lakers Girls $85 a game.
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It’s just not a sector
where women thrive.
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[shop assistant]
How’s everything fitting?
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Fabulous. Thank you so much.
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[Deja] Look, it
wasn’t easy for me either.
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People think you make bank
veejaying MTV Spring break.
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Three summers
in South Padre Island, and
I didn’t even keep the bikinis.
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All I had was my name
and a phone full of rich dick.
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And eventually,
those numbers stopped working.
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But your name is
your moneymaker.
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People will buy your shit
if you-- What are you doing?
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They won’t miss ’em.
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They cost a dollar to make,
and they charge 200.
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With that kind of margin,
do you think this hurts them?
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Do you think $2.5 million
hurts Shelly Sterling?
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There’s no such thing
as stealing from a rigged game.
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Shelly Sterling is
the one who steals.
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She rips off her tenants,
and she barely pays taxes.
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Anyway, I’m paying for this.
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[buzzer sounds]
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Clippers’ curse.
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- What’d you say?
- My dad says you’re cursed.
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Messed up the chance
to draft Scottie Pippen,
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Reggie Miller and Kobe Bryant.
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Every time you did get a
good player, they got hurt.
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Danny Manning and Ron Harper
blew their ACLs.
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Marques Johnson broke his neck
and never played again.
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Team ruins every
good player they get.
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- Is that right?
- Mm-hmm.
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[game beeps]
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Your face is cursed.
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Come on, DJ.
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Don’t worry about
that damn kid, man.
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[buzzer sounds]
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[Seth] Bleacher Report
wants to profile DeAndre
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on how he turned
his free throw game around.
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GQ wants
something on JJ’s haircut.
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They can do that
without talking to the players.
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No press till we
get through playoffs.
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[Donald] Maybe he’s fast,
even on his stumps.
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Hello, Doc. I’m talking
about Oscar Pistorius.
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He shot his girlfriend
through a bathroom door.
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[Doc] Listen,
we have to keep it predictable.
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These guys are
freaks for routine.
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CP has to do everything
in threes or he gets
very fucking nervous.
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If JJ doesn’t have a
baked potato at exactly 4:30,
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he can’t even
fucking walk straight.
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Let’s bring in meditation
trainers like Oprah did
with her company.
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Create an impenetrable dome
of mental stability.
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[Donald]
The gay kid from MSNBC.
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He can deny it all he wants.
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- He’s obviously Sinatra’s son.
- [sauna guest sighs]
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Google it. Google the eyes.
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Did we get disconnected?
Goddamn touch screens.
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- Donald, I’m here.
- [Donald scoffs]
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You’re a deep well,
in your head a lot.
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A lone hand like the Batman.
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I’m the opposite, very social.
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Love to talk,
to laugh, to touch.
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You can think
while this is going on?
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Some might think
we wouldn’t get along.
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[Seth] You were saying,
Doc, about the, uh...
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[clears throat]
..."dome of stability."
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[Doc] We’re not cramming
for a math test, man.
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It’s the playoffs.
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Our guys need
to be human Xanax.
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Even with three seconds
on the game clock.
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Even with
12 million people watching.
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Even with the most prolific
shit-talkers in the world
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passionately devoted to making
them trip on their dicks.
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[Donald] ♪ America
God shed His grace on thee ♪
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- [humming]
- How long does he usually go on?
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- Like 20 minutes.
- That’s what this country
is about.
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- Sometimes an hour.
- [assistant] Sometimes all day.
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I think of you as
a kind of brother.
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An Indiana guy with very
long arms, half a freak.
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[Doc] I don’t know
who you’re talking about.
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He can pick his toes
without bending down.
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Come on. You know
who I’m talking about.
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Where is
SportsCenter? I just saw him.
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[Doc] Call Gary, Donald.
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I don’t wanna get into trades
until we’re closer to--
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My dermatologist says
everybody’s looking at this guy.
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- Everybody.
- [Doc] Can you turn it down?
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I’m going deaf on my end.
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I got this peckerhead
put new surround sound in.
Now nothing works.
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[Doc groans] Donald,
just put your thoughts
in an email. I gotta go.
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Oh, Jesus. What
happened to Joe Piscopo?
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- [Brian]
Comedian Joe Piscopo swaps...
- He looks embalmed.
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...with another
known entertainer.
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- Mr. Sterling.
- Jesus Christ.
What’s wrong with you?
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Don’t you see
I’m in the middle of something?
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Hello? Doc?
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Now look. You cut me off.
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You’re not gonna understand
because you don’t do
anything with your life,
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but certain
business relationships
require a personal touch.
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I needed to see you.
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I tried ringing the doorbell,
but you didn’t answer.
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Did you swallow
your fucking key?
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What are you doing?
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Get up. You’re
embarrassing yourself.
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What is this?
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Everything you bought me.
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I’m giving it back.
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I didn’t know it was
community property.
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I don’t know what that means,
"com-- community property."
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You’re not being clear.
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Remember where we got these?
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The Beverly Wilshire,
the Pretty Woman hotel.
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Remember at CUT,
I didn’t even know
that when you order a steak,
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- it doesn’t come with
a potato or anything?
- V.
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I was scared to use
the hotel robe because
I thought they might charge you.
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And then you picked out these.
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And you said they made
my smile look so white.
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The ones I’d had in were yellow
topaz from Claire’s Accessories.
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I had nothing when I met you.
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You saved my life.
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A beautiful girl
shouldn’t worry about
where the money comes from.
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It makes me happy
to give it to you.
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That’s not what Mrs. Sterling
thinks. She thinks I’m a thief.
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Why do you worry
about what Shelly thinks?
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- She’s suing me.
- She’s not gonna
go through with it.
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Honey, come here. Come here.
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Now, what are you scared of?
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Hmm? Tell me.
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I’m scared she’s going
to take everything away.
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How am I going to survive?
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How am I going to
live without you?
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Shh. Shh, shh.
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I’m not going anywhere.
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I’ll talk to her.
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I’ll make it all go away.
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[V] I love you.
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[Shelly] What’s she doing here?
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[Donald] I love you, beautiful.
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Now go wait at the Chevron.
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Shelly!
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[water splashes]
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[grunts]
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What is this?
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Are you nuts?
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Sixty years.
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I have worked so hard
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to pretend we had a normal life
for 60 years.
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Stop and think
what you’re doing.
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Why don’t you take a pill?
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These are cherished memories!
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These are make-believe.
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Two people playing house,
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and meanwhile
you’re out flaunting
your girls all over town.
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So everybody knows
how pathetic I am.
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Nobody thinks that.
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- Everybody loves you.
- [groans]
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- Everybody but you!
- Ow!
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I protect you.
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I hide your mess.
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And what do I get?
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You bring it right
back to my front door,
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letting her come here
in the middle of the night.
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Why did you come here?
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I wanted to see you.
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- Liar.
- She’s just a kid.
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- You’re my girl.
- She’s your girl.
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You don’t stroke my hair
or pull me onto your lap.
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You don’t sleep in my bed.
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Honey, you’re jealous?
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00:11:41,478 --> 00:11:45,487
Everybody has always wanted
a piece of you.
241
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:48,927
When I came to Roosevelt,
it was "Donny, Donny, Donny.
242
00:11:48,927 --> 00:11:53,336
Mr. Personality,
captain of the gymnastics team."
243
00:11:53,336 --> 00:11:57,911
And then I saw you
in your white shorts
on the parallel bars.
244
00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:03,790
I was jealous of the idea
of any other girl having you.
245
00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:10,070
Shelly, such passion.
246
00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:13,309
If I was smart,
I’d go out and get my own V.
247
00:12:14,345 --> 00:12:18,787
But you’re still that boy
on the parallel bars to me.
248
00:12:20,189 --> 00:12:22,460
I don’t want anybody else.
249
00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:26,068
I’m your husband.
250
00:12:28,005 --> 00:12:29,809
I’m always going to be.
251
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,950
My little turtle shell.
252
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,461
["Always" playing on harp]
253
00:12:49,014 --> 00:12:50,149
[Donald moans]
254
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,821
Yeah.
255
00:13:11,593 --> 00:13:13,262
[music ends]
256
00:13:15,901 --> 00:13:19,007
[store announcer]
Cashier needed up front.
Cashier needed up front.
257
00:13:21,178 --> 00:13:22,246
[Doc] Elgin.
258
00:13:23,048 --> 00:13:24,418
Hi, Doc.
259
00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:26,188
How are you, sir?
260
00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:28,494
You look...
261
00:13:28,494 --> 00:13:30,498
Let’s not get into saying things
we don’t mean.
262
00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:32,334
No, you do.
263
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:34,639
I hear you’ve been able to do
great things with the team.
264
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,609
Have you had a
chance to watch us?
265
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,147
Not really.
266
00:13:40,283 --> 00:13:42,387
Twenty-two years
working for Donald ruined
267
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:45,126
that particular pastime
for me a little bit.
268
00:13:46,462 --> 00:13:48,166
How you doing with him?
269
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:51,606
You know the mood
swings, boundary issues.
270
00:13:51,606 --> 00:13:55,079
I mean, he’s a piece of work,
but I’m managing.
271
00:13:56,616 --> 00:13:58,553
Some things can’t be managed.
272
00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:02,595
Hey, why don’t you, uh,
273
00:14:02,595 --> 00:14:04,999
let me have you and Elaine down
for one of the playoff games?
274
00:14:04,999 --> 00:14:06,435
It would mean a lot to the guys.
275
00:14:07,671 --> 00:14:09,040
It’s good to see you, Doc.
276
00:14:19,361 --> 00:14:21,332
Oh, hey, man.
277
00:14:21,332 --> 00:14:23,136
- Hey, Doc.
- [grunts]
278
00:14:23,136 --> 00:14:25,508
I was expecting you
to be this other guy.
279
00:14:25,508 --> 00:14:29,081
I changed my whole schedule
to avoid this dude.
280
00:14:29,081 --> 00:14:31,085
He does this
orgasmic breathing thing.
281
00:14:31,085 --> 00:14:32,487
Oh, I know that guy.
282
00:14:32,487 --> 00:14:35,093
- He never wipes down
the elliptical.
- Yeah.
283
00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:37,532
- I miss my home in Boston.
- Mmm.
284
00:14:37,532 --> 00:14:40,638
I gotta have
a ten-minute conversation
just to get my car out of valet.
285
00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:42,240
They won’t let you self-park.
286
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,546
- Everybody wants a piece.
- A big, friendly piece.
287
00:14:44,546 --> 00:14:47,552
[sighs] But listen,
you don’t wanna stick around
in this building.
288
00:14:47,552 --> 00:14:50,658
You wanna get yourself a place
up in the Bird Streets.
289
00:14:50,658 --> 00:14:52,562
Keanu’s up there. DiCaprio.
290
00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:55,233
The bachelors like it
because it’s near the Chateau.
291
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:57,304
- Oh, well, I’m-- I’m married.
- Right.
292
00:14:57,304 --> 00:14:59,174
Sure.
293
00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:02,648
[whispers] Of course, I brought
in a decorator to redo my condo.
294
00:15:02,648 --> 00:15:05,286
She said she’d never done
such an extensive renovation
295
00:15:05,286 --> 00:15:06,656
without the wife.
296
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,158
Wink, wink.
297
00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:10,531
But you’re together, right?
298
00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:13,704
[normal] Oh, yeah. We together.
We good. We good. We good.
299
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:18,179
Although I do have a habit
of thinking that
everything is great,
300
00:15:18,179 --> 00:15:21,018
and then somebody taps me on
the shoulder like this and says,
301
00:15:21,018 --> 00:15:22,354
"Look over there.
302
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,157
- You’re totally fucked."
- [chuckles]
303
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,663
It’s a fine line between
optimism and obliviousness.
304
00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:28,734
Oh, yeah.
305
00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:31,540
- I saw a great man today
at the market.
- Mmm.
306
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:36,550
Elgin Baylor, arguably one
of the top ten players
ever in the NBA,
307
00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:40,490
and he’s the first dude to
ever really play above the rim.
308
00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:44,699
And then he went to
the Clippers’ front office
for a long time.
309
00:15:44,699 --> 00:15:48,306
Today, with a discount
pork cutlet in his basket,
310
00:15:48,306 --> 00:15:52,214
he looked like
he’d had a curse put on him.
311
00:15:52,214 --> 00:15:54,685
Like something had killed
the light in his eyes.
312
00:15:55,486 --> 00:15:57,490
Maybe you heard the
Clippers are cursed.
313
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,562
Now, I don’t believe
that kind of stuff,
314
00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:03,704
but today I felt
like Elgin was warning me
that I had the curse on me too.
315
00:16:03,704 --> 00:16:05,272
I just didn’t know it yet.
316
00:16:06,108 --> 00:16:08,546
When people tell you
that you’re cursed,
317
00:16:09,548 --> 00:16:11,084
they just want you to fail.
318
00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:14,692
Ask me, I think
you’re doing all right.
319
00:16:16,094 --> 00:16:17,163
Thank you.
320
00:16:19,502 --> 00:16:21,806
- Hey. Let me ask you something.
- Hmm?
321
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,444
How you get the line
on your beard so tight?
322
00:16:25,279 --> 00:16:26,683
I microblade.
323
00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:28,419
Oh.
324
00:16:28,419 --> 00:16:31,324
So, "Why did Jess and Leslie
invent Terabithia?"
325
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:37,337
Think of what was
jacked up in their lives
that made them want to escape
326
00:16:37,337 --> 00:16:38,506
to a magical place.
327
00:16:41,244 --> 00:16:42,446
[phone buzzes]
328
00:16:49,795 --> 00:16:51,599
- [speaks Spanish]
- Mm-mmm.
329
00:16:53,135 --> 00:16:54,605
[line ringing]
330
00:16:58,312 --> 00:16:59,816
Ten more minutes
and then set the table, okay?
331
00:16:59,816 --> 00:17:01,853
Okay.
332
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,824
- [automated voice]
You’ve reached...
- [Donald] Donald Sterling.
333
00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,527
[automated voice]
Please record--
334
00:17:06,529 --> 00:17:08,098
[pots clanking]
335
00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:16,649
Nobody ever passed language arts
dicking around on Snapchat.
336
00:17:30,577 --> 00:17:33,215
[fans chanting] Let’s go
Clippers! Let’s go! Come on!
337
00:17:33,215 --> 00:17:36,188
- Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go!
- [clapping]
338
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:39,127
- Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go!
- Come on!
339
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:41,800
Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go!
340
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,706
- Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go!
- [clapping]
341
00:17:44,706 --> 00:17:47,143
Let’s go, Clippers! Let’s go!
342
00:17:47,143 --> 00:17:49,180
[chattering]
343
00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:55,894
Hi. There was a
mix-up with my ticket.
344
00:17:55,894 --> 00:17:58,700
I wonder, could you call up
to Mr. Sterling, please?
345
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:02,440
[guard] Our orders already
came from the Sterlings
to limit VIP access tonight.
346
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,143
It’s getting close
to the playoffs.
347
00:18:04,612 --> 00:18:05,614
You understand.
348
00:18:05,614 --> 00:18:06,882
[fan shouting] Lob city!
349
00:18:07,918 --> 00:18:11,258
[announcer] We wanna
see you on the big screen,
350
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:16,301
so be up out of your seats,
ready to cheer for your team!
351
00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:18,339
And don’t forget
your bobblehead.
352
00:18:18,339 --> 00:18:19,742
Pick up your bobblehead...
353
00:18:19,742 --> 00:18:21,211
[chattering]
354
00:18:23,348 --> 00:18:25,285
[hip-hop music playing]
355
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:51,338
- You want me to tell you
your essence?
- [footsteps approaching]
356
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:52,775
- Andy.
- [Andy] Whoa!
357
00:18:52,775 --> 00:18:53,843
You all right?
358
00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:55,480
Hi.
359
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,885
Uh, yeah. Just, uh--
360
00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,689
Just getting my steps in.
361
00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:01,324
- Okay.
- Yeah, okay.
362
00:19:06,268 --> 00:19:07,838
[birds squawking]
363
00:19:07,838 --> 00:19:09,273
[panting, mutters]
364
00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:14,451
- [grunts] Mr. Sterling.
- What are you doing here?
365
00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:17,525
If-- If I don’t answer
your calls, it’s because
I don’t wanna talk to you.
366
00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:19,595
Yeah. I-I know.
That’s why I came.
367
00:19:20,831 --> 00:19:22,501
Yeah. Um--
368
00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:26,643
So V sent a recording
to the front office last night
369
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:30,249
of a, uh--
a private conversation
between the two of you.
370
00:19:30,249 --> 00:19:32,922
Uh, it was unflattering.
371
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,692
Why? What’s on it?
372
00:19:34,692 --> 00:19:36,796
Uh, maybe I can come up
and play it for you.
373
00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:39,569
Sure, Andy. Pull up a chair.
Let me make you an iced tea.
374
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,806
Just tell me what’s
on the fucking tape.
375
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,677
Um. It’s, uh--
376
00:19:43,677 --> 00:19:48,687
It’s a fight between you
over V’s social media usage,
377
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:54,665
uh, her propensity for posting
images of herself with,
uh, African Americans.
378
00:19:54,665 --> 00:19:56,301
What does it show, Andy?
379
00:19:56,770 --> 00:19:58,339
What’s on the video?
380
00:19:58,339 --> 00:20:00,276
[smacks lips]
Actually, it’s an audiotape.
381
00:20:00,276 --> 00:20:01,713
Well, then, actually who cares?
382
00:20:01,713 --> 00:20:03,550
Only that, um--
383
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,821
Mr. Sterling, uh, the-- the
picture precipitating the fight
384
00:20:05,821 --> 00:20:06,990
was of Magic Johnson.
385
00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:10,697
So it might be of
public interest,
386
00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:16,308
and, uh,
you make certain statements
about African Americans.
387
00:20:16,308 --> 00:20:18,312
What’s going on? V sent a tape?
388
00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:19,749
[Donald] It’s nothing, honey.
389
00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:23,590
Andy’s giving himself
palpitations over nothing.
390
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,727
- Can I hear it?
- [Andy] Uh...
391
00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:29,836
Jesus, you two schoolgirls
wanna go in a corner
and braid each other’s hair?
392
00:20:29,836 --> 00:20:32,575
It’s gossip. Waste of time.
393
00:20:32,575 --> 00:20:34,979
So, uh, what do you
want me to do with it?
394
00:20:34,979 --> 00:20:37,450
Delete it, you deep thinker.
395
00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:40,657
What about V? She
must’ve meant it as a threat.
396
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,661
Honey, we took her
tickets. She’s sulking.
397
00:20:42,661 --> 00:20:45,900
She’s not going to bite the hand
that feeds her.
398
00:20:48,438 --> 00:20:52,347
Andy, honey, you
look like raw beef.
399
00:20:52,347 --> 00:20:54,585
Come inside. I’ll
give you some sunscreen.
400
00:21:11,384 --> 00:21:15,426
Are there recommended treatments
for people who work on camera,
401
00:21:15,426 --> 00:21:17,698
to perfect the skin’s texture?
402
00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:20,637
[receptionist] A lot of our
patients have seen improvement
with laser therapy,
403
00:21:20,637 --> 00:21:23,442
but there’s no way to make
scarring totally disappear.
404
00:21:23,442 --> 00:21:25,078
I didn’t say
anything about scarring.
405
00:21:37,938 --> 00:21:39,473
[sighs]
406
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,453
[receptionist] I’m so sorry.
407
00:21:45,453 --> 00:21:47,891
Dr. Behzadi is running just
a bit behind schedule.
408
00:21:48,726 --> 00:21:50,028
[sighs]
409
00:22:17,618 --> 00:22:18,687
[Shelly] Sorry.
410
00:22:18,687 --> 00:22:20,089
My lawyer referred me to
411
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,628
a Pierce O’Donnell for counsel.
412
00:22:22,628 --> 00:22:24,865
Is there an office back here?
413
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:27,738
[housekeeper]
Nay, he lives in the pool house.
414
00:22:27,738 --> 00:22:29,875
[Pierce] Oh. Oh, dear.
Did we have an appointment?
415
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,579
[Shelly] Well,
I’m Shelly Sterling.
416
00:22:31,579 --> 00:22:33,783
Damn it. I’m sorry.
I’ve been missing calls.
417
00:22:33,783 --> 00:22:35,419
[TV plays, indistinct]
418
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,992
Yeah.
419
00:22:37,992 --> 00:22:42,601
Bert told me that
this Stiviano woman
has not responded to your suit.
420
00:22:42,601 --> 00:22:45,006
- Do you know
if she’s retained counsel?
- I don’t know.
421
00:22:45,006 --> 00:22:47,477
I only know she has recordings
of my husband,
422
00:22:47,477 --> 00:22:52,888
and Bert told me you are
the finest legal mind
in America, is what he said.
423
00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:56,194
Mrs. Sterling, a few years ago,
424
00:22:56,194 --> 00:23:00,002
I had a national practice,
an A1 reputation.
425
00:23:00,002 --> 00:23:03,441
Variety called me
"the Billion-Dollar Litigator."
426
00:23:05,513 --> 00:23:06,649
Please, have a seat.
427
00:23:07,684 --> 00:23:10,891
And I even wrote a book.
428
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:12,426
It became a bestseller.
429
00:23:13,061 --> 00:23:15,166
Here. Take one.
430
00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:19,742
[clears throat] And then
I donated a little more
to a presidential candidate
431
00:23:19,742 --> 00:23:22,614
than is strictly legal,
and everything went to hell.
432
00:23:22,614 --> 00:23:25,186
Multimillion
dollars in legal fees,
433
00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:28,660
a 60-day stay courtesy of
the government at Lompoc.
434
00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:31,164
And only by the grace of God
did I have a friend
435
00:23:31,164 --> 00:23:33,001
who was willing to
let me live here.
436
00:23:34,738 --> 00:23:37,142
And I think that’s why Bert
Fields has sent you to me.
437
00:23:38,579 --> 00:23:40,684
Because you live
in a pool house?
438
00:23:40,684 --> 00:23:43,756
Because I know what it’s like
to be humiliated
439
00:23:45,159 --> 00:23:46,595
and dispossessed.
440
00:23:49,802 --> 00:23:51,538
I won’t let that happen to you.
441
00:23:53,943 --> 00:23:55,479
[breathes deeply]
442
00:23:56,315 --> 00:23:59,989
Dealing with V has
taken over my life.
443
00:23:59,989 --> 00:24:02,961
She is a bad, bad person.
444
00:24:02,961 --> 00:24:05,534
I got ahold of an audio tape.
445
00:24:05,534 --> 00:24:07,203
[stutters] I listened to it.
446
00:24:07,203 --> 00:24:11,111
She made him say all
kind of awful things.
447
00:24:11,111 --> 00:24:12,848
Put the genie
back in the bottle.
448
00:24:12,848 --> 00:24:14,685
That’s what you and your husband
are looking to do.
449
00:24:14,685 --> 00:24:15,720
Yes.
450
00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:19,026
But I don’t want
Donald involved.
451
00:24:20,028 --> 00:24:21,933
[stutters] His judgment...
452
00:24:21,933 --> 00:24:24,204
Murky, when it comes to women.
453
00:24:24,204 --> 00:24:26,141
Murky. Precisely.
454
00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:30,048
Well, it’s just you and me and
the detritus of my former life.
455
00:24:31,619 --> 00:24:33,522
Why don’t we listen to the tape?
456
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,542
He wasn’t himself.
457
00:24:48,318 --> 00:24:50,256
[Donald] Why would you do that?
458
00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,326
Are you stupid or something?
459
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:55,967
You wanna broadcast to the world
that you walk around
with a man like that?
460
00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:57,236
[V] Honey, I’m sorry.
461
00:24:57,236 --> 00:24:59,575
I’m sorry too.
462
00:24:59,575 --> 00:25:01,879
I wish I could change
the color of my skin.
463
00:25:01,879 --> 00:25:05,052
No. That’s not the issue.
The issue is we don’t
have to broadcast everything.
464
00:25:05,052 --> 00:25:07,591
I’m not broadcasting anything!
465
00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:10,062
Then why are you taking pictures
with minorities? Why?
466
00:25:10,062 --> 00:25:13,302
What’s wrong with minorities?
What’s wrong with Black people?
467
00:25:13,302 --> 00:25:15,740
- [chair scrapes]
- [V groans]
468
00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:16,909
[footsteps departing]
469
00:25:17,911 --> 00:25:19,682
You associate with Black people.
470
00:25:19,682 --> 00:25:21,752
I’m not you, and you’re not me.
471
00:25:21,752 --> 00:25:26,662
You’re supposed to be
a delicate white
or delicate Latina girl.
472
00:25:26,662 --> 00:25:30,035
I am a mixed girl,
and you’re in love with me.
473
00:25:30,035 --> 00:25:33,610
I’m Black and Mexican
whether you like it or not.
474
00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:36,214
And you want me to have hate
towards Black people.
475
00:25:36,214 --> 00:25:37,885
I don’t want you to have hate.
476
00:25:37,885 --> 00:25:40,690
That’s what people--
They turn things around.
477
00:25:40,690 --> 00:25:44,196
I want you to
love them privately.
478
00:25:46,802 --> 00:25:48,071
You think I’m a racist.
479
00:25:50,844 --> 00:25:53,215
I don’t think so.
480
00:25:53,215 --> 00:25:56,388
I think you have
an amazing heart, honey.
481
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,895
But the people around you
have a poison mind.
482
00:25:59,895 --> 00:26:01,298
It’s the world.
483
00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:03,903
The Blacks are just
treated like dogs.
484
00:26:03,903 --> 00:26:05,339
And is that right?
485
00:26:05,339 --> 00:26:08,646
We don’t evaluate
what’s right and wrong.
486
00:26:08,646 --> 00:26:10,650
We live in a culture.
487
00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:12,688
We have to live
within that culture.
488
00:26:12,688 --> 00:26:15,059
But shouldn’t we take a stand
for what’s wrong
489
00:26:15,059 --> 00:26:16,829
and be the change
and the difference?
490
00:26:16,829 --> 00:26:18,933
I don’t wanna change.
491
00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:23,074
If my girl can’t do what I want,
I don’t want the girl.
492
00:26:26,849 --> 00:26:28,385
There’s no need to get upset.
493
00:26:28,385 --> 00:26:30,222
Don’t come to my games.
494
00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:33,629
Don’t bring Black
people, and don’t come.
495
00:26:35,365 --> 00:26:39,374
Do you know that you have
a whole team of Black people
that play for you?
496
00:26:39,374 --> 00:26:43,081
Do I know? I support them.
497
00:26:43,081 --> 00:26:47,023
I give them food and clothes
and cars and houses.
498
00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:48,292
Who gives it to them?
499
00:26:48,292 --> 00:26:50,362
Does someone else
give it to them?
500
00:26:50,362 --> 00:26:52,232
Do I know that I have--
501
00:26:53,468 --> 00:26:58,111
Who makes the game?
Do I make the game?
Or do they make the game?
502
00:26:58,111 --> 00:27:01,852
Is there 30 owners
who created the league?
503
00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:07,196
I’m not going to bring
any Black people to the stadium.
504
00:27:08,465 --> 00:27:10,670
Isn’t it easy to say that?
505
00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:14,177
It’s easy for you to say that.
506
00:27:14,177 --> 00:27:18,118
I would never ask anyone not
to bring someone based on race.
507
00:27:18,118 --> 00:27:21,458
It’s like saying,
"Let’s just persecute
and kill all the Jews."
508
00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:23,428
You’re a mental case.
509
00:27:23,428 --> 00:27:27,804
- The Holocaust?
We’re comparing to--
- Racism, discrimination.
510
00:27:27,804 --> 00:27:29,106
There’s no racism here.
511
00:27:30,475 --> 00:27:33,883
If you don’t want to walk
512
00:27:34,752 --> 00:27:37,757
into a basketball game
with a certain person,
513
00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,428
is that racism?
514
00:27:54,056 --> 00:27:55,292
[person] And then
what did you do?
515
00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:56,896
I’m sorry.
516
00:27:56,896 --> 00:27:58,398
[V] I said I was sorry.
517
00:27:59,334 --> 00:28:02,106
- I deleted the picture.
- I’m sorry too, okay?
518
00:28:02,106 --> 00:28:04,410
- [V] Then I gave him a kiss.
- We good?
519
00:28:05,947 --> 00:28:08,017
[person] Were you surprised
he reacted this way?
520
00:28:09,086 --> 00:28:10,088
No.
521
00:28:10,924 --> 00:28:13,796
Did you maybe want
him to react this way?
522
00:28:15,065 --> 00:28:16,935
I wanted to make him jealous.
523
00:28:17,837 --> 00:28:19,440
He was taking me for granted.
524
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,446
We were supposed to go look
at this piece of property,
525
00:28:22,446 --> 00:28:24,384
a duplex I wanted to buy
526
00:28:24,384 --> 00:28:27,055
to help get these kids
I’m adopting into
a better situation.
527
00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:31,866
Well, anyway,
that’s not even the worst tape.
528
00:28:31,866 --> 00:28:35,472
I have videos, pictures.
529
00:28:35,472 --> 00:28:39,948
I had to keep an archive because
Donald always goes back
on his promises.
530
00:28:39,948 --> 00:28:41,785
Are you suggesting blackmail?
531
00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:46,328
I don’t want to do
anything illegal.
532
00:28:46,328 --> 00:28:49,200
I just want them
to drop the lawsuit.
533
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,837
That ship has sailed.
534
00:28:50,837 --> 00:28:54,545
Now that you have sent that tape
to Mr. Andy Roeser,
535
00:28:54,545 --> 00:28:57,951
we are undoubtedly in
a hostile situation.
536
00:28:57,951 --> 00:29:02,961
But... [sighs] ...I don’t think
Mrs. Sterling’s lawsuit
has merit.
537
00:29:02,961 --> 00:29:06,535
The cars, the house--
these are gifts.
538
00:29:06,535 --> 00:29:10,442
Mrs. Sterling may not like that
her husband gave you gifts,
539
00:29:10,442 --> 00:29:13,916
but if I were to
give to Meals on Wheels,
540
00:29:13,916 --> 00:29:18,993
and my wife hates
Meals on Wheels and is made
jealous by Meals on Wheels,
541
00:29:18,993 --> 00:29:20,897
what can she do?
542
00:29:20,897 --> 00:29:25,973
She can be angry with me,
but can she sue
Meals on Wheels? No.
543
00:29:27,109 --> 00:29:30,015
Then we need to keep raising
the stakes until they back off.
544
00:29:30,015 --> 00:29:32,153
Look, these kind of people,
545
00:29:32,153 --> 00:29:35,860
they just want to show
in public who has the power.
546
00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:40,503
But what happens behind the
curtain, that is negotiable.
547
00:29:42,039 --> 00:29:44,611
We need to show them
that I have the power.
548
00:29:44,611 --> 00:29:47,416
I don’t think that
is the best approach.
549
00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:49,420
But will you be
my lawyer no matter what?
550
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:50,623
[sighs]
551
00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:53,161
You are very Hollywood.
552
00:29:54,430 --> 00:29:55,466
Thank you.
553
00:29:55,466 --> 00:29:57,537
["Work it" playing]
554
00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:03,883
[Ralph Lawler] Welcome
to Game One of the 2014...
555
00:30:03,883 --> 00:30:07,089
- Thank you.
- ...NBA Western Conference
playoffs.
556
00:30:07,089 --> 00:30:11,164
Now, the starting lineup
for your Los Angeles Clippers.
557
00:30:11,164 --> 00:30:12,934
[fans cheering]
558
00:30:12,934 --> 00:30:17,911
At 6’4’’ tall,
number four, JJ Redick.
559
00:30:17,911 --> 00:30:19,480
[fans cheering]
560
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:24,423
At 6’7’’, number 22,
Matt Barnes.
561
00:30:26,962 --> 00:30:33,475
And at 6’11’’, from Texas A&M,
DeAndre Jordan.
562
00:30:33,475 --> 00:30:36,280
- [fan] Let’s go, Jordan!
- Yeah!
563
00:30:39,654 --> 00:30:41,458
[speaks indistinctly]
564
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,529
♪ Your girl acting stank
Then call me over ♪
565
00:30:43,529 --> 00:30:45,466
♪ Not on the bed
Lay me on your sofa ♪
566
00:30:45,466 --> 00:30:47,069
- [buzzer sounds]
- [music ends]
567
00:31:00,997 --> 00:31:02,466
- Yo!
- Watch your man!
568
00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:05,472
- [fan 2] Let’s go, Chris.
- [fan 3] Let’s go!
569
00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:06,608
[fan 4] Go, Chris!
570
00:31:07,644 --> 00:31:08,912
[Doc] Shake and drive!
571
00:31:09,313 --> 00:31:10,448
There we go! Oh!
572
00:31:14,056 --> 00:31:15,994
- [Big Baby] Breathe!
- [Alvin] Get back!
Get back! Get back!
573
00:31:15,994 --> 00:31:18,398
[coach] Yes, sir! [shouts]
574
00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:20,402
I hurt your feelings?
575
00:31:20,402 --> 00:31:22,406
- [stammers]
I hurt your feelings?
- Come on.
576
00:31:22,406 --> 00:31:24,143
You a pussy. That’s what you do.
577
00:31:24,143 --> 00:31:26,114
How the fuck do you see the
basket with those tiny eyes?
578
00:31:26,114 --> 00:31:27,382
Shut the hell up, man.
579
00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,159
Come on!
580
00:31:32,159 --> 00:31:35,265
[coach] Make that, son!
Yeah, son. Yeah, son.
581
00:31:37,269 --> 00:31:38,337
[Clipper 1] Breathe!
582
00:31:40,342 --> 00:31:42,379
- Come on!
- [whistle blows]
583
00:31:42,379 --> 00:31:44,183
Time out! Let’s go!
584
00:31:44,183 --> 00:31:47,189
It’s 48 minutes like any
other game, okay? Slow it down.
585
00:31:47,189 --> 00:31:48,424
[buzzer sounds]
586
00:32:00,550 --> 00:32:02,119
- I’m telling you, man.
- Damn, she fine.
587
00:32:02,119 --> 00:32:03,589
Yeah, I see it
right there. Shit!
588
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,427
Phones! Phones!
589
00:32:06,427 --> 00:32:08,131
[chuckles]
590
00:32:08,131 --> 00:32:10,637
What happens when you miss
one minute on the Internet?
591
00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:14,443
Scrimmage. Let’s go, now.
Let’s go! [claps]
592
00:32:14,443 --> 00:32:16,447
- [Ty] Set it up! Set it up!
- [Alvin] Let’s go, boys.
593
00:32:16,447 --> 00:32:18,318
- Right there,
right there, right there!
- Hey!
594
00:32:18,318 --> 00:32:20,623
- Watch the block.
- Let’s go, boy.
595
00:32:20,623 --> 00:32:25,065
Proving Sterling right, DJ.
Should’ve traded your ass
last summer.
596
00:32:25,065 --> 00:32:26,367
- Damn, Doc. Mm-hmm.
- Damn, Coach.
597
00:32:26,367 --> 00:32:28,238
- Check the ball up, yo.
- What?
598
00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:30,409
You need Blake
to teach you how to
inbound the fucking ball?
599
00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:31,612
Let’s go!
600
00:32:31,612 --> 00:32:33,014
[Chris] Come on, DJ. Come on.
601
00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:35,720
[JJ] Come on,
fella. There you go.
602
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,058
- Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball.
- Stay focused.
603
00:32:38,058 --> 00:32:39,427
- Pass that back, Matt.
- Let’s go.
604
00:32:39,427 --> 00:32:41,264
- Damn, you that lazy
in bed, Matt?
- Hop out.
605
00:32:41,264 --> 00:32:43,368
No wonder your
wife is leaving you.
606
00:32:43,368 --> 00:32:44,638
- Doc.
- [player whistles]
607
00:32:44,638 --> 00:32:47,009
[Jamal] Ay, he do
this with the Celtics?
608
00:32:47,009 --> 00:32:49,247
Hell no. You don’t need
a coach to be a sadist
when you got Kevin Garnett.
609
00:32:49,247 --> 00:32:52,019
Oh! You miss KG, Big Baby?
610
00:32:52,019 --> 00:32:53,556
That’s good,
611
00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:55,526
’cause when he found out
you were coming out here,
612
00:32:55,526 --> 00:32:58,666
he asked me when I was
finally gonna send your ass
to Jenny Craig.
613
00:32:58,666 --> 00:33:01,371
- Oh, shit.
He calling you out, man.
- [Doc] What?
614
00:33:01,371 --> 00:33:04,243
You wondering why
you’re not a champion
like your friend LeBron?
615
00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:06,281
[Jamal] Damn.
616
00:33:06,281 --> 00:33:08,619
Maybe it has something to do
with your thin fucking skin.
Let’s go.
617
00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:11,124
- [Chris] Let’s go.
- [Blake] By yourself.
By yourself!
618
00:33:11,124 --> 00:33:12,392
Oh, left. My bad, JJ.
619
00:33:13,729 --> 00:33:15,465
- There you go!
- There you go, man.
620
00:33:15,465 --> 00:33:17,069
At least my wife still loves me.
621
00:33:17,069 --> 00:33:18,305
Oh, shit.
622
00:33:18,305 --> 00:33:19,675
[laughs]
623
00:33:19,675 --> 00:33:21,444
[imitates JJ’s laugh]
624
00:33:21,444 --> 00:33:23,381
You like when
Black guys joke, JJ?
625
00:33:23,381 --> 00:33:25,085
You like our game?
626
00:33:25,085 --> 00:33:26,622
If you gonna get more than
that little forearm tattoo,
627
00:33:26,622 --> 00:33:28,358
you gonna have
to say the N-word.
628
00:33:28,358 --> 00:33:30,429
You from Tennessee, ain’t you?
I know you thought it.
629
00:33:30,429 --> 00:33:32,333
And if you thought it,
then basically you said it.
630
00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:33,669
- Yo, right.
- Yeah!
631
00:33:33,669 --> 00:33:36,675
N-N-N-N-Never.
632
00:33:36,675 --> 00:33:38,478
- [cheering]
- Yes, sir.
633
00:33:38,478 --> 00:33:41,150
- I got it, I got it, I got it.
- You gotta pass now.
634
00:33:41,150 --> 00:33:42,787
[fans cheering]
635
00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:46,260
Go! Let it go! Yeah! Yeah!
636
00:33:50,569 --> 00:33:52,741
[Ralph Lawler
speaks indistinctly]
637
00:33:52,741 --> 00:33:54,811
The Clippers wore out
the Warriors tonight.
638
00:33:54,811 --> 00:33:56,548
The teams are tied up, 1 to 1.
639
00:33:56,548 --> 00:33:59,688
We’ll see each other
in Oakland for game three.
640
00:33:59,688 --> 00:34:02,827
[reporter] Bad boy Kanye West
is back in the hot seat,
641
00:34:02,827 --> 00:34:07,469
arrested for sparring
with a paparazzo outside LAX.
642
00:34:07,469 --> 00:34:08,839
[doorbell rings]
643
00:34:09,841 --> 00:34:13,783
- Snail jizz on your face?
- It’s an illuminating mask.
644
00:34:13,783 --> 00:34:15,520
You don’t call
before you come over?
645
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,524
I’m not calling your stupid ass.
646
00:34:17,524 --> 00:34:20,429
And you shouldn’t call
anybody either.
Your phone may be bugged.
647
00:34:20,429 --> 00:34:22,600
A lawyer came to my house.
648
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,842
Squinty sea captain-looking guy,
Mr. O’Donnell, asking about you.
649
00:34:26,842 --> 00:34:28,846
How did he get your address?
650
00:34:28,846 --> 00:34:31,552
I’m saying! They’re
into your records.
651
00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:34,190
He was asking all kinds of
questions about your past.
652
00:34:34,190 --> 00:34:36,461
- What did you tell him?
- I didn’t say shit.
653
00:34:36,461 --> 00:34:38,097
I am not involved.
654
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:43,174
But you need to be aware
that Mr. O’Donnell knows
a lot about you.
655
00:34:43,174 --> 00:34:45,847
Does he know
I’m adopting Daniel and David?
656
00:34:45,847 --> 00:34:47,182
I don’t know.
657
00:34:47,817 --> 00:34:49,319
Why wouldn’t he?
658
00:34:53,428 --> 00:34:54,865
I mean, what happened?
659
00:34:54,865 --> 00:34:58,304
You had your outfit.
I gave you my pep talk.
660
00:34:58,304 --> 00:35:00,475
Didn’t you go see Mr. Sterling?
661
00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:03,548
Didn’t you tug his chain till
he rolled over like a good boy?
662
00:35:03,982 --> 00:35:05,251
He doesn’t...
663
00:35:07,890 --> 00:35:09,359
We don’t do that.
664
00:35:10,763 --> 00:35:11,798
Don’t do what?
665
00:35:12,934 --> 00:35:14,302
We don’t have sex.
666
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,777
What the fuck do you do, then?
667
00:35:17,777 --> 00:35:19,547
It’s not-- [stammers]
668
00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:21,851
It’s a friendship.
669
00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:24,757
"A friendship."
670
00:35:25,926 --> 00:35:27,196
[sighs]
671
00:35:27,196 --> 00:35:28,666
Shit.
672
00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:30,168
Then you are truly fucked.
673
00:35:37,850 --> 00:35:40,690
[Doc] You know, we win
when we execute our plan
and
674
00:35:40,690 --> 00:35:43,562
and right now my job as coach
is just to make sure--
675
00:35:43,562 --> 00:35:45,298
[scoffs] Shut up, Doc.
676
00:35:55,318 --> 00:35:57,389
Yeah, I’d like a black
forest ham on ciabatta,
677
00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:00,395
but do you have something
a little bolder than
the Emmental cheese?
678
00:36:00,395 --> 00:36:01,765
- What happened?
- Yeah, no.
679
00:36:01,765 --> 00:36:03,636
Yeah, I’ll call back. Thank you.
680
00:36:03,636 --> 00:36:06,374
- Come in, come in.
- I don’t want to come
into your room.
681
00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:09,714
I want to know what happened.
TMZ has the tape.
682
00:36:09,714 --> 00:36:13,589
- What?
- TMZ.
They called me for comment.
683
00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:15,726
The paparazzi scum, TMZ.
684
00:36:15,726 --> 00:36:18,231
Were you in jail
a thousand years?
685
00:36:18,231 --> 00:36:21,505
- I know who TMZ is, but
I did not give them the tape.
- I know you didn’t.
686
00:36:21,505 --> 00:36:25,680
But why wouldn’t V at least
give us a chance to buy it?
687
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,784
All right. We’re gonna
have to put a PR team together
688
00:36:27,784 --> 00:36:29,688
and develop a media strategy.
689
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,660
I’m not letting this thing
blow up in public.
Are you crazy?
690
00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:38,338
No, no. We need to find out
how much it’s gonna cost
to stop TMZ running the tape.
691
00:36:38,338 --> 00:36:40,910
Shelly, money is not gonna
solve this thing.
692
00:36:40,910 --> 00:36:45,318
V didn’t negotiate with you
because what she wants
is attention.
693
00:36:45,318 --> 00:36:48,424
That is exactly the same thing
that TMZ wants.
694
00:36:48,424 --> 00:36:51,397
Media strategy, huh?
What are you after?
695
00:36:51,397 --> 00:36:53,636
- Your picture in Variety again?
- Oh, come on.
696
00:36:53,636 --> 00:36:57,977
I have never done
an interview in my life,
and I’m not about to start now.
697
00:36:59,012 --> 00:37:01,518
And take your bestseller back.
698
00:37:01,518 --> 00:37:03,656
- 600 pages?
- Shelly.
699
00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:06,694
How much is there to say
about Art Buchwald?
700
00:37:08,364 --> 00:37:10,435
Hey, Doc. Doc, one second.
701
00:37:10,435 --> 00:37:11,838
Um... [clears throat]
702
00:37:12,707 --> 00:37:14,343
...I got a call from TMZ.
703
00:37:14,343 --> 00:37:16,548
They are about to publish
a private tape of Donald.
704
00:37:16,548 --> 00:37:19,588
- They wanna give us
a chance to comment.
- What kind of private tape?
705
00:37:19,588 --> 00:37:21,290
I don’t know, a
tape of him and V.
706
00:37:21,290 --> 00:37:23,461
They’re gonna put
that on the Internet?
707
00:37:23,461 --> 00:37:26,067
Wide world of kink online.
You know, th-th-there’s
a market for everything.
708
00:37:26,067 --> 00:37:27,604
Celebrity porn is huge,
709
00:37:27,604 --> 00:37:29,440
even if the celebrity
is not aesthetically--
710
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,745
Look, there’s always gonna be
a tabloid story.
711
00:37:31,745 --> 00:37:33,649
- I don’t have time.
- You literally don’t have time.
712
00:37:33,649 --> 00:37:34,951
Right. This is an Andy thing.
713
00:37:34,951 --> 00:37:37,389
Okay, I will make
sure that Andy is on it.
714
00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:41,297
It’s just-- We’re getting a copy
if you wanna see it.
715
00:37:41,297 --> 00:37:43,936
- No. Right.
- I have to
to prepare for PR purposes.
716
00:37:43,936 --> 00:37:46,575
Just get that image
out of my head, okay?
717
00:37:46,575 --> 00:37:49,580
[smacks lips, vocalizing]
718
00:37:52,385 --> 00:37:55,760
♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo baby pop
Yeah you, come here
Give me a kiss ♪
719
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,931
♪ Better make it fast
Or else I’m gonna get pissed ♪
720
00:37:57,931 --> 00:37:59,668
[reporter] The
whitest here. All the way.
721
00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:02,640
That should get that image
right out of your head.
722
00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:05,345
[Seth] ♪ Push it real good ♪
723
00:38:05,345 --> 00:38:06,648
- So you know...
- [Seth] Have a good trip.
724
00:38:06,648 --> 00:38:08,752
...TMZ is about to
put out a tape
725
00:38:08,752 --> 00:38:11,123
of our idiot owner
and his girlfriend.
726
00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:12,694
[all groaning, chattering]
727
00:38:12,694 --> 00:38:15,967
- Not gonna be a big deal.
- Like a mixtape?
728
00:38:15,967 --> 00:38:18,839
- We’ll never speak of it again.
- [player] Girl from Oklahoma?
729
00:38:22,145 --> 00:38:24,483
- [Doc] How’s your shoulder?
- It works.
730
00:38:24,483 --> 00:38:25,853
They numbed me up.
731
00:38:25,853 --> 00:38:28,057
Might try some new shit
for the inflammation.
732
00:38:28,057 --> 00:38:30,496
They do these therapies now
with frog poison.
733
00:38:30,496 --> 00:38:32,432
No frogs until we win
a championship, okay?
734
00:38:33,467 --> 00:38:35,005
No, you just keep it
conventional.
735
00:38:35,005 --> 00:38:36,608
If it hurts tonight,
I wanna know about it.
736
00:38:36,608 --> 00:38:38,879
Man, Doc, it’s the playoffs.
Nothing hurts.
737
00:38:38,879 --> 00:38:40,850
- Bet that.
- God!
738
00:38:40,850 --> 00:38:42,854
- I’m just kidding.
It’s the other shoulder.
- [chuckles]
739
00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,523
Okay, slick.
740
00:38:47,128 --> 00:38:48,932
[fans cheering]
741
00:38:50,736 --> 00:38:52,740
Play your game! Play your game!
742
00:38:53,508 --> 00:38:54,911
Work! Work! Work!
743
00:38:56,447 --> 00:38:58,083
- Watch out.
- [JJ] I got him.
744
00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,592
- [buzzer sounds]
- [whistle blows]
745
00:39:01,592 --> 00:39:02,961
Not today!
746
00:39:02,961 --> 00:39:04,631
The refs ain’t gonna
save your ass today.
747
00:39:04,631 --> 00:39:07,402
[Ralph Lawler] Bingo!
Your LA Clippers snatch
748
00:39:07,402 --> 00:39:09,674
a 2 to 1 lead
over the Warriors.
749
00:39:09,674 --> 00:39:11,143
Winning ugly is beautiful.
750
00:39:11,143 --> 00:39:12,412
[Donald] Doc!
751
00:39:14,817 --> 00:39:18,926
How about that?
752
00:39:18,926 --> 00:39:22,099
Tell your coach, next time,
don’t make it so close.
753
00:39:22,099 --> 00:39:24,369
After I give him a
big kiss, I will.
754
00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:27,442
Where’s the valet ticket?
755
00:39:27,442 --> 00:39:29,714
- You took it from the guy.
- I took it and gave it to you.
756
00:39:29,714 --> 00:39:31,852
Well, I don’t have
it. Why would I have--
757
00:39:31,852 --> 00:39:34,524
What is your hurry? Don’t you
wanna go to the locker room?
758
00:39:34,524 --> 00:39:36,962
Donald, we have to talk about
what’s happening.
759
00:39:36,962 --> 00:39:38,766
Why can’t you be happy?
760
00:39:38,766 --> 00:39:40,135
Look where we are.
761
00:39:40,135 --> 00:39:42,105
You’re worried
about a big nothing.
762
00:39:42,105 --> 00:39:43,742
[assistant 2]
Mr. Sterling, you need your car?
763
00:39:43,742 --> 00:39:45,178
Yes.
764
00:39:45,178 --> 00:39:47,850
♪ Shabooya
Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪
765
00:39:47,850 --> 00:39:49,721
- ♪ My name is CP ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
766
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,658
- ♪ I’m going vegan ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
767
00:39:51,658 --> 00:39:53,896
- ♪ But first I’m eating... ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
768
00:39:53,896 --> 00:39:55,533
- ♪ ...the Warriors’ season
Roll call ♪
- ♪ Roll call ♪
769
00:39:55,533 --> 00:39:58,872
♪ Shabooya
Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪
770
00:39:58,872 --> 00:40:00,743
- ♪ My name DeAndre ♪
- ♪ Okay ♪
771
00:40:00,743 --> 00:40:02,680
- ♪ Oakland’s in trouble ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
772
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,851
- ♪ ’Cause I just scored... ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
773
00:40:04,851 --> 00:40:06,588
- ♪ ...a double double
Roll call ♪
- ♪ Roll call ♪
774
00:40:06,588 --> 00:40:09,928
♪ Shabooya
Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪
775
00:40:09,928 --> 00:40:11,999
- ♪ My name is JJ ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
776
00:40:11,999 --> 00:40:14,003
- ♪ I pulled the trigger ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
777
00:40:14,003 --> 00:40:15,873
- ♪ But what I won’t do... ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
778
00:40:15,873 --> 00:40:16,942
♪ ...is say my... ♪
779
00:40:16,942 --> 00:40:18,979
[all screaming, laughing]
780
00:40:20,081 --> 00:40:23,054
♪ Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪
781
00:40:23,054 --> 00:40:24,724
♪ My name is Doc ♪
782
00:40:24,724 --> 00:40:27,195
- Hey!
- [all laughing]
783
00:40:27,195 --> 00:40:29,066
All right, guys. Listen.
784
00:40:29,066 --> 00:40:31,605
I love the intensity
you showed tonight.
785
00:40:31,605 --> 00:40:35,613
Everybody’s always saying that
Oakland’s the grittier team.
786
00:40:35,613 --> 00:40:37,148
We’re all Hollywood and flash.
787
00:40:38,184 --> 00:40:39,654
You showed this town tonight.
788
00:40:40,723 --> 00:40:42,660
You have the grit.
789
00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:45,900
This is the stuff
that championships are built on.
790
00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:47,201
Aw, thanks, Dad.
791
00:40:48,104 --> 00:40:49,273
♪ My name is Doc ♪
792
00:40:49,273 --> 00:40:50,543
[all] Oh!
793
00:40:50,543 --> 00:40:51,745
♪ My game is pure ♪
794
00:40:51,745 --> 00:40:53,515
♪ Yeah ♪
795
00:40:53,515 --> 00:40:54,551
- ♪ You got the curse? ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
796
00:40:54,551 --> 00:40:55,820
♪ I got the cure ♪
797
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:57,957
[all exclaiming]
798
00:40:57,957 --> 00:41:00,762
♪ Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪
799
00:41:02,533 --> 00:41:04,904
[grunts] I’m sorry, Shelly.
800
00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:07,877
[exhales sharply]
801
00:41:07,877 --> 00:41:11,918
Chris, are you gonna put
a ring on this finger?
802
00:41:11,918 --> 00:41:14,924
- You know it.
- Well, why don’t
you guys go out?
803
00:41:14,924 --> 00:41:16,227
Enjoy the city.
804
00:41:16,227 --> 00:41:17,830
He needs his beauty sleep.
805
00:41:17,830 --> 00:41:19,701
You want an Ambien, honey?
806
00:41:19,701 --> 00:41:22,305
Oh, no. No. That’s where I
end up with that eternal sleep.
807
00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:24,544
Ambien’s not bad
for you. I take it.
808
00:41:24,544 --> 00:41:27,616
And look at me. A
spry 70-something.
809
00:41:28,484 --> 00:41:31,290
You’re milking it.
He turns 80 tomorrow.
810
00:41:31,290 --> 00:41:33,294
- Happy birthday, Mr. Sterling.
- Oh, tight. Happy birthday.
811
00:41:33,294 --> 00:41:35,097
You wanna sing for me?
812
00:41:36,801 --> 00:41:37,836
Nah, I’m good.
813
00:41:39,306 --> 00:41:43,849
♪ Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me ♪
814
00:41:43,849 --> 00:41:48,324
♪ Happy birthday
Dear Donald ♪
815
00:41:48,324 --> 00:41:50,596
You’ve had "tee"
many "martoonies."
816
00:41:50,596 --> 00:41:52,265
Good night,
Mr. and Mrs. Sterling.
817
00:41:52,265 --> 00:41:54,637
- Go easy on the sleep aids.
- [Donald] Good night.
818
00:41:58,277 --> 00:42:00,882
[Doc] Yawning’s contagious.
You wanna yawn,
do it on the inside.
819
00:42:01,618 --> 00:42:03,154
[clears throat]
820
00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:04,691
[Seth] I have to interrupt, Doc.
821
00:42:04,691 --> 00:42:05,759
It’s the tape.
822
00:42:07,028 --> 00:42:08,263
It’s out.
823
00:42:08,965 --> 00:42:10,335
The sex tape?
824
00:42:10,335 --> 00:42:11,838
It’s not a sex tape.
825
00:43:58,384 --> 00:43:59,386
I don't know if you saw
826
00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:00,321
about the tape.
827
00:44:01,758 --> 00:44:02,894
Things are teetering on
828
00:44:02,894 --> 00:44:04,062
the verge of catastrophe.
829
00:44:05,031 --> 00:44:05,633
They tricked me
830
00:44:05,633 --> 00:44:07,002
in saying terrible things.
831
00:44:07,002 --> 00:44:08,070
It's my world!
832
00:44:08,872 --> 00:44:09,406
You really need
833
00:44:09,406 --> 00:44:10,675
to put out a statement.
834
00:44:11,076 --> 00:44:12,679
I have a media strategy.
835
00:44:12,980 --> 00:44:14,383
You leave a mess everywhere.
836
00:44:14,383 --> 00:44:15,251
People act like it's
837
00:44:15,251 --> 00:44:16,253
wrong to want fame.
838
00:44:17,790 --> 00:44:19,092
I want the heat off the place.
839
00:44:19,359 --> 00:44:20,128
You can't be out here
840
00:44:20,128 --> 00:44:21,229
making this man money.
841
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,036
What's your relationship
842
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:24,837
with Donald?
843
00:44:25,171 --> 00:44:26,239
I'm his silly rabbit.
844
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,108
He's what?
845
00:44:27,108 --> 00:44:28,076
What the hell?
846
00:44:28,443 --> 00:44:30,114
Sports, racism, money.
847
00:44:30,949 --> 00:44:31,718
There's something
848
00:44:31,718 --> 00:44:32,719
in it for everyone.
849
00:44:33,086 --> 00:44:34,122
I have hundreds of tapes.
850
00:44:34,323 --> 00:44:34,857
I am banning
851
00:44:34,857 --> 00:44:36,928
Mr. Sterling for life.
852
00:44:36,928 --> 00:44:37,897
If you come here, I
853
00:44:37,897 --> 00:44:39,265
will physically fight you.
854
00:44:39,466 --> 00:44:40,401
Well, that's a little extreme.
855
00:44:41,904 --> 00:44:42,940
You have to bargain with the
856
00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:44,442
devil if you want to get ahead.
857
00:44:44,744 --> 00:44:46,012
Mr. Sterling!
858
00:44:48,050 --> 00:44:50,021
I'm the Lord Almighty as
859
00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,156
far as you're concerned.
860
00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:52,893
♪