1 00:00:10,965 --> 00:00:13,202 [dance music playing] 2 00:00:16,175 --> 00:00:18,213 [server] I’m sorry, ma’am. You said green chile shrimp? 3 00:00:18,213 --> 00:00:22,556 [V] Chicken. A green chile pupusa with chicken and a black coffee. 4 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:25,227 If there’s nothing else, you can move on to the next window. 5 00:00:25,227 --> 00:00:27,198 - What do you want? - Nothing. 6 00:00:27,198 --> 00:00:29,703 - This shit make my stomach hurt. - You never got anything like that? 7 00:00:29,703 --> 00:00:32,709 Did I ever get sued for two and a half million dollars? 8 00:00:32,709 --> 00:00:34,412 What do I look like, Microsoft? 9 00:00:34,412 --> 00:00:36,249 You really poked the bear. 10 00:00:36,249 --> 00:00:37,451 I didn’t do anything. 11 00:00:37,451 --> 00:00:39,790 According to her, you did a lot. 12 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:44,265 "Befriended, enticed, seduced, cajoled, cheated." 13 00:00:44,265 --> 00:00:47,606 Somebody went buck wild on Synonyms.com. 14 00:00:47,606 --> 00:00:49,208 - [horn honks] - [driver] Come on. Move up! 15 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:51,479 What do you want me to do? There’s a line! 16 00:00:52,582 --> 00:00:55,555 But I didn’t break the law. Look, it says right there. 17 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,528 "Everything Mr. Sterling gave me is a gift." 18 00:00:58,528 --> 00:01:02,434 How can she take back gifts? How is that even a legit lawsuit? 19 00:01:03,303 --> 00:01:04,707 Here it goes: 20 00:01:04,707 --> 00:01:07,278 she’s saying he bought you shit with her money. 21 00:01:07,278 --> 00:01:09,482 "Community property." 22 00:01:09,482 --> 00:01:12,889 But some of this is income from my work at the Sterling Foundation. 23 00:01:12,889 --> 00:01:16,731 V, you really think Rochelle wants to drive all the way downtown... 24 00:01:16,731 --> 00:01:19,302 [distorted] ...and face you in front of a judge and everything? 25 00:01:19,302 --> 00:01:21,640 She doesn’t wanna acknowledge you exist. 26 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,578 You just gotta run up your little white flag... 27 00:01:23,578 --> 00:01:25,447 [normal] ...and tell her you’re sorry. 28 00:01:28,353 --> 00:01:29,388 [honks] 29 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,661 [Deja] It’s a red light. 30 00:01:31,661 --> 00:01:33,831 - V, you just ran a red light! - I know how to drive. 31 00:01:36,436 --> 00:01:39,241 I thought we were going to my house. Why are you driving west? 32 00:01:41,345 --> 00:01:42,683 Are you insane? 33 00:01:42,683 --> 00:01:44,853 - I just wanna talk to her. - No, no, no, no, no. 34 00:01:44,853 --> 00:01:47,458 You said you wanted me to read a legal document, 35 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:49,462 not jump an elderly white lady. 36 00:01:49,462 --> 00:01:51,667 I’m not doing this, V. Take me home. 37 00:01:52,703 --> 00:01:55,240 What is she gonna do when she sees us pull up at midnight, 38 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,476 put out tea and crumpets? 39 00:01:56,476 --> 00:01:58,447 She’s gonna shoot our Black asses. 40 00:01:58,447 --> 00:01:59,950 I’m not Black. 41 00:01:59,950 --> 00:02:02,288 Be whatever you wanna be in your mind, you look Black. 42 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:05,662 And even if they just arrest us, you’re trying to adopt those boys, right? 43 00:02:05,662 --> 00:02:08,767 You wanna explain a fresh arrest in family court? 44 00:02:15,615 --> 00:02:17,417 Hazards. Hazards! 45 00:02:18,821 --> 00:02:21,694 Listen. Unfortunately, it is a man’s world. 46 00:02:21,694 --> 00:02:23,363 God cursed Eve and all that. 47 00:02:23,363 --> 00:02:25,668 But you can still make him do what you want. 48 00:02:25,668 --> 00:02:27,906 You need to make him so afraid of losing you, 49 00:02:27,906 --> 00:02:30,343 he will do anything to get her off your back. 50 00:02:31,613 --> 00:02:33,518 He used to do that on his own. 51 00:02:33,518 --> 00:02:35,855 You used to make him feel all Richard Gere. 52 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:38,628 Now you take the lifestyle for granted. 53 00:02:38,628 --> 00:02:43,538 Look, you have been blessed with blue chip pussy. Use it. 54 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:46,409 Make him feel like a big man again. 55 00:02:46,409 --> 00:02:47,812 Blow his fucking mind. 56 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,290 [vehicles passing] 57 00:02:53,290 --> 00:02:54,893 [person speaks indistinctly] 58 00:02:54,893 --> 00:02:56,663 [engine rumbles, passes] 59 00:02:57,599 --> 00:02:59,268 [V] How do I look? 60 00:02:59,268 --> 00:03:01,874 We need to get you that HD makeup that deflects light. 61 00:03:01,874 --> 00:03:05,414 - [V scoffs] - V, don’t go all Fast and Furious again. 62 00:03:05,414 --> 00:03:08,620 You’re gonna give him an aneurysm with that ass. 63 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,562 You’re 31. Cream curdles. 64 00:03:13,063 --> 00:03:14,566 Same as playing ball. 65 00:03:14,566 --> 00:03:16,604 They give you 15 years to earn. 66 00:03:16,604 --> 00:03:18,807 Then you gotta find your own revenue stream. 67 00:03:19,843 --> 00:03:22,280 Lean In, like that bitch said. 68 00:03:22,715 --> 00:03:24,485 I am. 69 00:03:24,485 --> 00:03:27,024 I’m lining myself up to run the Clippers organization. 70 00:03:27,024 --> 00:03:28,728 [chuckling] Oh, yeah. 71 00:03:28,728 --> 00:03:33,470 From sidepiece to C-suite, that classic American tale. 72 00:03:33,470 --> 00:03:34,973 [laughs] 73 00:03:34,973 --> 00:03:36,610 Don’t take it personal. 74 00:03:37,679 --> 00:03:40,618 They pay the Lakers Girls $85 a game. 75 00:03:40,618 --> 00:03:43,758 It’s just not a sector where women thrive. 76 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:45,327 [shop assistant] How’s everything fitting? 77 00:03:45,327 --> 00:03:47,499 Fabulous. Thank you so much. 78 00:03:47,499 --> 00:03:50,672 [Deja] Look, it wasn’t easy for me either. 79 00:03:50,672 --> 00:03:53,978 People think you make bank veejaying MTV Spring break. 80 00:03:53,978 --> 00:03:58,721 Three summers in South Padre Island, and I didn’t even keep the bikinis. 81 00:03:58,721 --> 00:04:01,861 All I had was my name and a phone full of rich dick. 82 00:04:01,861 --> 00:04:05,367 And eventually, those numbers stopped working. 83 00:04:05,367 --> 00:04:07,639 But your name is your moneymaker. 84 00:04:07,639 --> 00:04:09,776 People will buy your shit if you-- What are you doing? 85 00:04:09,776 --> 00:04:11,379 They won’t miss ’em. 86 00:04:11,379 --> 00:04:13,851 They cost a dollar to make, and they charge 200. 87 00:04:13,851 --> 00:04:16,524 With that kind of margin, do you think this hurts them? 88 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,328 Do you think $2.5 million hurts Shelly Sterling? 89 00:04:21,065 --> 00:04:24,005 There’s no such thing as stealing from a rigged game. 90 00:04:24,005 --> 00:04:26,644 Shelly Sterling is the one who steals. 91 00:04:26,644 --> 00:04:29,516 She rips off her tenants, and she barely pays taxes. 92 00:04:29,516 --> 00:04:31,051 Anyway, I’m paying for this. 93 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:43,810 [buzzer sounds] 94 00:04:45,982 --> 00:04:47,317 Clippers’ curse. 95 00:04:48,186 --> 00:04:51,493 - What’d you say? - My dad says you’re cursed. 96 00:04:51,493 --> 00:04:53,463 Messed up the chance to draft Scottie Pippen, 97 00:04:53,463 --> 00:04:55,501 Reggie Miller and Kobe Bryant. 98 00:04:55,501 --> 00:04:58,073 Every time you did get a good player, they got hurt. 99 00:04:58,073 --> 00:05:00,879 Danny Manning and Ron Harper blew their ACLs. 100 00:05:00,879 --> 00:05:03,016 Marques Johnson broke his neck and never played again. 101 00:05:03,016 --> 00:05:05,521 Team ruins every good player they get. 102 00:05:05,521 --> 00:05:06,923 - Is that right? - Mm-hmm. 103 00:05:08,928 --> 00:05:09,963 [game beeps] 104 00:05:09,963 --> 00:05:11,600 Your face is cursed. 105 00:05:13,537 --> 00:05:14,806 Come on, DJ. 106 00:05:14,806 --> 00:05:16,810 Don’t worry about that damn kid, man. 107 00:05:19,616 --> 00:05:21,019 [buzzer sounds] 108 00:05:21,019 --> 00:05:22,989 [Seth] Bleacher Report wants to profile DeAndre 109 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,060 on how he turned his free throw game around. 110 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:27,532 GQ wants something on JJ’s haircut. 111 00:05:27,532 --> 00:05:30,872 They can do that without talking to the players. 112 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,576 No press till we get through playoffs. 113 00:05:32,576 --> 00:05:34,478 [Donald] Maybe he’s fast, even on his stumps. 114 00:05:34,478 --> 00:05:38,521 Hello, Doc. I’m talking about Oscar Pistorius. 115 00:05:38,521 --> 00:05:42,061 He shot his girlfriend through a bathroom door. 116 00:05:42,061 --> 00:05:43,965 [Doc] Listen, we have to keep it predictable. 117 00:05:43,965 --> 00:05:46,503 These guys are freaks for routine. 118 00:05:46,503 --> 00:05:50,744 CP has to do everything in threes or he gets very fucking nervous. 119 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:55,888 If JJ doesn’t have a baked potato at exactly 4:30, 120 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:58,126 he can’t even fucking walk straight. 121 00:05:58,126 --> 00:06:02,401 Let’s bring in meditation trainers like Oprah did with her company. 122 00:06:02,401 --> 00:06:06,141 Create an impenetrable dome of mental stability. 123 00:06:07,578 --> 00:06:09,950 [Donald] The gay kid from MSNBC. 124 00:06:09,950 --> 00:06:11,787 He can deny it all he wants. 125 00:06:11,787 --> 00:06:14,492 - He’s obviously Sinatra’s son. - [sauna guest sighs] 126 00:06:15,093 --> 00:06:18,433 Google it. Google the eyes. 127 00:06:18,433 --> 00:06:21,840 Did we get disconnected? Goddamn touch screens. 128 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,511 - Donald, I’m here. - [Donald scoffs] 129 00:06:23,511 --> 00:06:25,515 You’re a deep well, in your head a lot. 130 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:27,786 A lone hand like the Batman. 131 00:06:27,786 --> 00:06:30,190 I’m the opposite, very social. 132 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,829 Love to talk, to laugh, to touch. 133 00:06:32,829 --> 00:06:34,465 You can think while this is going on? 134 00:06:34,465 --> 00:06:35,935 Some might think we wouldn’t get along. 135 00:06:35,935 --> 00:06:37,471 [Seth] You were saying, Doc, about the, uh... 136 00:06:37,471 --> 00:06:39,075 [clears throat] ..."dome of stability." 137 00:06:39,075 --> 00:06:40,712 [Doc] We’re not cramming for a math test, man. 138 00:06:40,712 --> 00:06:41,981 It’s the playoffs. 139 00:06:41,981 --> 00:06:43,818 Our guys need to be human Xanax. 140 00:06:43,818 --> 00:06:45,688 Even with three seconds on the game clock. 141 00:06:45,688 --> 00:06:47,191 Even with 12 million people watching. 142 00:06:47,191 --> 00:06:49,161 Even with the most prolific shit-talkers in the world 143 00:06:49,161 --> 00:06:51,099 passionately devoted to making them trip on their dicks. 144 00:06:51,099 --> 00:06:56,577 [Donald] ♪ America God shed His grace on thee ♪ 145 00:06:56,577 --> 00:06:58,914 - [humming] - How long does he usually go on? 146 00:06:58,914 --> 00:07:00,852 - Like 20 minutes. - That’s what this country is about. 147 00:07:00,852 --> 00:07:02,589 - Sometimes an hour. - [assistant] Sometimes all day. 148 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:03,991 I think of you as a kind of brother. 149 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:07,532 An Indiana guy with very long arms, half a freak. 150 00:07:07,532 --> 00:07:08,934 [Doc] I don’t know who you’re talking about. 151 00:07:08,934 --> 00:07:10,872 He can pick his toes without bending down. 152 00:07:10,872 --> 00:07:12,942 Come on. You know who I’m talking about. 153 00:07:12,942 --> 00:07:15,080 Where is SportsCenter? I just saw him. 154 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,917 [Doc] Call Gary, Donald. 155 00:07:16,917 --> 00:07:19,088 I don’t wanna get into trades until we’re closer to-- 156 00:07:19,088 --> 00:07:22,696 My dermatologist says everybody’s looking at this guy. 157 00:07:22,696 --> 00:07:24,700 - Everybody. - [Doc] Can you turn it down? 158 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:26,670 I’m going deaf on my end. 159 00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:29,743 I got this peckerhead put new surround sound in. Now nothing works. 160 00:07:29,743 --> 00:07:32,281 [Doc groans] Donald, just put your thoughts in an email. I gotta go. 161 00:07:32,281 --> 00:07:34,920 Oh, Jesus. What happened to Joe Piscopo? 162 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,157 - [Brian] Comedian Joe Piscopo swaps... - He looks embalmed. 163 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,928 ...with another known entertainer. 164 00:07:38,928 --> 00:07:42,267 - Mr. Sterling. - Jesus Christ. What’s wrong with you? 165 00:07:42,267 --> 00:07:44,605 Don’t you see I’m in the middle of something? 166 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,877 Hello? Doc? 167 00:07:46,877 --> 00:07:49,281 Now look. You cut me off. 168 00:07:49,281 --> 00:07:53,691 You’re not gonna understand because you don’t do anything with your life, 169 00:07:53,691 --> 00:07:58,734 but certain business relationships require a personal touch. 170 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:02,675 I needed to see you. 171 00:08:02,675 --> 00:08:05,113 I tried ringing the doorbell, but you didn’t answer. 172 00:08:05,113 --> 00:08:06,983 Did you swallow your fucking key? 173 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:17,872 What are you doing? 174 00:08:19,776 --> 00:08:22,848 Get up. You’re embarrassing yourself. 175 00:08:24,284 --> 00:08:25,521 What is this? 176 00:08:28,259 --> 00:08:29,762 Everything you bought me. 177 00:08:30,698 --> 00:08:32,602 I’m giving it back. 178 00:08:32,602 --> 00:08:34,606 I didn’t know it was community property. 179 00:08:34,606 --> 00:08:37,077 I don’t know what that means, "com-- community property." 180 00:08:37,077 --> 00:08:38,880 You’re not being clear. 181 00:08:41,285 --> 00:08:43,056 Remember where we got these? 182 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:47,064 The Beverly Wilshire, the Pretty Woman hotel. 183 00:08:47,064 --> 00:08:50,036 Remember at CUT, I didn’t even know that when you order a steak, 184 00:08:50,036 --> 00:08:52,609 - it doesn’t come with a potato or anything? - V. 185 00:08:52,609 --> 00:08:56,148 I was scared to use the hotel robe because I thought they might charge you. 186 00:08:57,952 --> 00:08:59,822 And then you picked out these. 187 00:09:00,691 --> 00:09:03,830 And you said they made my smile look so white. 188 00:09:05,935 --> 00:09:09,709 The ones I’d had in were yellow topaz from Claire’s Accessories. 189 00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:12,682 I had nothing when I met you. 190 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,886 You saved my life. 191 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:22,836 A beautiful girl shouldn’t worry about where the money comes from. 192 00:09:22,836 --> 00:09:25,708 It makes me happy to give it to you. 193 00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:28,179 That’s not what Mrs. Sterling thinks. She thinks I’m a thief. 194 00:09:28,179 --> 00:09:30,250 Why do you worry about what Shelly thinks? 195 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:33,289 - She’s suing me. - She’s not gonna go through with it. 196 00:09:33,289 --> 00:09:36,195 Honey, come here. Come here. 197 00:09:38,767 --> 00:09:42,240 Now, what are you scared of? 198 00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:45,079 Hmm? Tell me. 199 00:09:47,952 --> 00:09:50,824 I’m scared she’s going to take everything away. 200 00:09:52,895 --> 00:09:54,866 How am I going to survive? 201 00:09:55,601 --> 00:09:57,739 How am I going to live without you? 202 00:09:57,739 --> 00:09:59,642 Shh. Shh, shh. 203 00:10:00,844 --> 00:10:02,615 I’m not going anywhere. 204 00:10:03,984 --> 00:10:05,955 I’ll talk to her. 205 00:10:05,955 --> 00:10:08,025 I’ll make it all go away. 206 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,743 [V] I love you. 207 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:18,213 [Shelly] What’s she doing here? 208 00:10:18,213 --> 00:10:20,183 [Donald] I love you, beautiful. 209 00:10:20,183 --> 00:10:22,253 Now go wait at the Chevron. 210 00:10:31,305 --> 00:10:32,374 Shelly! 211 00:10:32,374 --> 00:10:33,409 [water splashes] 212 00:10:34,077 --> 00:10:35,112 [grunts] 213 00:10:36,015 --> 00:10:37,117 What is this? 214 00:10:37,117 --> 00:10:38,286 Are you nuts? 215 00:10:38,286 --> 00:10:39,455 Sixty years. 216 00:10:39,455 --> 00:10:41,392 I have worked so hard 217 00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:44,298 to pretend we had a normal life for 60 years. 218 00:10:44,298 --> 00:10:45,801 Stop and think what you’re doing. 219 00:10:45,801 --> 00:10:47,872 Why don’t you take a pill? 220 00:10:47,872 --> 00:10:50,010 These are cherished memories! 221 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:51,780 These are make-believe. 222 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,784 Two people playing house, 223 00:10:53,784 --> 00:10:57,859 and meanwhile you’re out flaunting your girls all over town. 224 00:10:57,859 --> 00:11:01,132 So everybody knows how pathetic I am. 225 00:11:01,132 --> 00:11:02,467 Nobody thinks that. 226 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,471 - Everybody loves you. - [groans] 227 00:11:04,471 --> 00:11:07,143 - Everybody but you! - Ow! 228 00:11:07,778 --> 00:11:09,081 I protect you. 229 00:11:09,081 --> 00:11:10,483 I hide your mess. 230 00:11:10,483 --> 00:11:12,054 And what do I get? 231 00:11:12,054 --> 00:11:14,826 You bring it right back to my front door, 232 00:11:14,826 --> 00:11:18,066 letting her come here in the middle of the night. 233 00:11:18,066 --> 00:11:19,368 Why did you come here? 234 00:11:19,368 --> 00:11:20,838 I wanted to see you. 235 00:11:20,838 --> 00:11:23,777 - Liar. - She’s just a kid. 236 00:11:23,777 --> 00:11:26,248 - You’re my girl. - She’s your girl. 237 00:11:26,248 --> 00:11:30,223 You don’t stroke my hair or pull me onto your lap. 238 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,760 You don’t sleep in my bed. 239 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:35,266 Honey, you’re jealous? 240 00:11:41,478 --> 00:11:45,487 Everybody has always wanted a piece of you. 241 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:48,927 When I came to Roosevelt, it was "Donny, Donny, Donny. 242 00:11:48,927 --> 00:11:53,336 Mr. Personality, captain of the gymnastics team." 243 00:11:53,336 --> 00:11:57,911 And then I saw you in your white shorts on the parallel bars. 244 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:03,790 I was jealous of the idea of any other girl having you. 245 00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:10,070 Shelly, such passion. 246 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:13,309 If I was smart, I’d go out and get my own V. 247 00:12:14,345 --> 00:12:18,787 But you’re still that boy on the parallel bars to me. 248 00:12:20,189 --> 00:12:22,460 I don’t want anybody else. 249 00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:26,068 I’m your husband. 250 00:12:28,005 --> 00:12:29,809 I’m always going to be. 251 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,950 My little turtle shell. 252 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,461 ["Always" playing on harp] 253 00:12:49,014 --> 00:12:50,149 [Donald moans] 254 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,821 Yeah. 255 00:13:11,593 --> 00:13:13,262 [music ends] 256 00:13:15,901 --> 00:13:19,007 [store announcer] Cashier needed up front. Cashier needed up front. 257 00:13:21,178 --> 00:13:22,246 [Doc] Elgin. 258 00:13:23,048 --> 00:13:24,418 Hi, Doc. 259 00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:26,188 How are you, sir? 260 00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:28,494 You look... 261 00:13:28,494 --> 00:13:30,498 Let’s not get into saying things we don’t mean. 262 00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:32,334 No, you do. 263 00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:34,639 I hear you’ve been able to do great things with the team. 264 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,609 Have you had a chance to watch us? 265 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,147 Not really. 266 00:13:40,283 --> 00:13:42,387 Twenty-two years working for Donald ruined 267 00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:45,126 that particular pastime for me a little bit. 268 00:13:46,462 --> 00:13:48,166 How you doing with him? 269 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:51,606 You know the mood swings, boundary issues. 270 00:13:51,606 --> 00:13:55,079 I mean, he’s a piece of work, but I’m managing. 271 00:13:56,616 --> 00:13:58,553 Some things can’t be managed. 272 00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:02,595 Hey, why don’t you, uh, 273 00:14:02,595 --> 00:14:04,999 let me have you and Elaine down for one of the playoff games? 274 00:14:04,999 --> 00:14:06,435 It would mean a lot to the guys. 275 00:14:07,671 --> 00:14:09,040 It’s good to see you, Doc. 276 00:14:19,361 --> 00:14:21,332 Oh, hey, man. 277 00:14:21,332 --> 00:14:23,136 - Hey, Doc. - [grunts] 278 00:14:23,136 --> 00:14:25,508 I was expecting you to be this other guy. 279 00:14:25,508 --> 00:14:29,081 I changed my whole schedule to avoid this dude. 280 00:14:29,081 --> 00:14:31,085 He does this orgasmic breathing thing. 281 00:14:31,085 --> 00:14:32,487 Oh, I know that guy. 282 00:14:32,487 --> 00:14:35,093 - He never wipes down the elliptical. - Yeah. 283 00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:37,532 - I miss my home in Boston. - Mmm. 284 00:14:37,532 --> 00:14:40,638 I gotta have a ten-minute conversation just to get my car out of valet. 285 00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:42,240 They won’t let you self-park. 286 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,546 - Everybody wants a piece. - A big, friendly piece. 287 00:14:44,546 --> 00:14:47,552 [sighs] But listen, you don’t wanna stick around in this building. 288 00:14:47,552 --> 00:14:50,658 You wanna get yourself a place up in the Bird Streets. 289 00:14:50,658 --> 00:14:52,562 Keanu’s up there. DiCaprio. 290 00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:55,233 The bachelors like it because it’s near the Chateau. 291 00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:57,304 - Oh, well, I’m-- I’m married. - Right. 292 00:14:57,304 --> 00:14:59,174 Sure. 293 00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:02,648 [whispers] Of course, I brought in a decorator to redo my condo. 294 00:15:02,648 --> 00:15:05,286 She said she’d never done such an extensive renovation 295 00:15:05,286 --> 00:15:06,656 without the wife. 296 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,158 Wink, wink. 297 00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:10,531 But you’re together, right? 298 00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:13,704 [normal] Oh, yeah. We together. We good. We good. We good. 299 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:18,179 Although I do have a habit of thinking that everything is great, 300 00:15:18,179 --> 00:15:21,018 and then somebody taps me on the shoulder like this and says, 301 00:15:21,018 --> 00:15:22,354 "Look over there. 302 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,157 - You’re totally fucked." - [chuckles] 303 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,663 It’s a fine line between optimism and obliviousness. 304 00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:28,734 Oh, yeah. 305 00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:31,540 - I saw a great man today at the market. - Mmm. 306 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:36,550 Elgin Baylor, arguably one of the top ten players ever in the NBA, 307 00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:40,490 and he’s the first dude to ever really play above the rim. 308 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:44,699 And then he went to the Clippers’ front office for a long time. 309 00:15:44,699 --> 00:15:48,306 Today, with a discount pork cutlet in his basket, 310 00:15:48,306 --> 00:15:52,214 he looked like he’d had a curse put on him. 311 00:15:52,214 --> 00:15:54,685 Like something had killed the light in his eyes. 312 00:15:55,486 --> 00:15:57,490 Maybe you heard the Clippers are cursed. 313 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,562 Now, I don’t believe that kind of stuff, 314 00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:03,704 but today I felt like Elgin was warning me that I had the curse on me too. 315 00:16:03,704 --> 00:16:05,272 I just didn’t know it yet. 316 00:16:06,108 --> 00:16:08,546 When people tell you that you’re cursed, 317 00:16:09,548 --> 00:16:11,084 they just want you to fail. 318 00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:14,692 Ask me, I think you’re doing all right. 319 00:16:16,094 --> 00:16:17,163 Thank you. 320 00:16:19,502 --> 00:16:21,806 - Hey. Let me ask you something. - Hmm? 321 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,444 How you get the line on your beard so tight? 322 00:16:25,279 --> 00:16:26,683 I microblade. 323 00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:28,419 Oh. 324 00:16:28,419 --> 00:16:31,324 So, "Why did Jess and Leslie invent Terabithia?" 325 00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:37,337 Think of what was jacked up in their lives that made them want to escape 326 00:16:37,337 --> 00:16:38,506 to a magical place. 327 00:16:41,244 --> 00:16:42,446 [phone buzzes] 328 00:16:49,795 --> 00:16:51,599 - [speaks Spanish] - Mm-mmm. 329 00:16:53,135 --> 00:16:54,605 [line ringing] 330 00:16:58,312 --> 00:16:59,816 Ten more minutes and then set the table, okay? 331 00:16:59,816 --> 00:17:01,853 Okay. 332 00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,824 - [automated voice] You’ve reached... - [Donald] Donald Sterling. 333 00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,527 [automated voice] Please record-- 334 00:17:06,529 --> 00:17:08,098 [pots clanking] 335 00:17:13,475 --> 00:17:16,649 Nobody ever passed language arts dicking around on Snapchat. 336 00:17:30,577 --> 00:17:33,215 [fans chanting] Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go! Come on! 337 00:17:33,215 --> 00:17:36,188 - Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go! - [clapping] 338 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:39,127 - Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go! - Come on! 339 00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:41,800 Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go! 340 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,706 - Let’s go Clippers! Let’s go! - [clapping] 341 00:17:44,706 --> 00:17:47,143 Let’s go, Clippers! Let’s go! 342 00:17:47,143 --> 00:17:49,180 [chattering] 343 00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:55,894 Hi. There was a mix-up with my ticket. 344 00:17:55,894 --> 00:17:58,700 I wonder, could you call up to Mr. Sterling, please? 345 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:02,440 [guard] Our orders already came from the Sterlings to limit VIP access tonight. 346 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,143 It’s getting close to the playoffs. 347 00:18:04,612 --> 00:18:05,614 You understand. 348 00:18:05,614 --> 00:18:06,882 [fan shouting] Lob city! 349 00:18:07,918 --> 00:18:11,258 [announcer] We wanna see you on the big screen, 350 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:16,301 so be up out of your seats, ready to cheer for your team! 351 00:18:16,301 --> 00:18:18,339 And don’t forget your bobblehead. 352 00:18:18,339 --> 00:18:19,742 Pick up your bobblehead... 353 00:18:19,742 --> 00:18:21,211 [chattering] 354 00:18:23,348 --> 00:18:25,285 [hip-hop music playing] 355 00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:51,338 - You want me to tell you your essence? - [footsteps approaching] 356 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:52,775 - Andy. - [Andy] Whoa! 357 00:18:52,775 --> 00:18:53,843 You all right? 358 00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:55,480 Hi. 359 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,885 Uh, yeah. Just, uh-- 360 00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,689 Just getting my steps in. 361 00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:01,324 - Okay. - Yeah, okay. 362 00:19:06,268 --> 00:19:07,838 [birds squawking] 363 00:19:07,838 --> 00:19:09,273 [panting, mutters] 364 00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:14,451 - [grunts] Mr. Sterling. - What are you doing here? 365 00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:17,525 If-- If I don’t answer your calls, it’s because I don’t wanna talk to you. 366 00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:19,595 Yeah. I-I know. That’s why I came. 367 00:19:20,831 --> 00:19:22,501 Yeah. Um-- 368 00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:26,643 So V sent a recording to the front office last night 369 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:30,249 of a, uh-- a private conversation between the two of you. 370 00:19:30,249 --> 00:19:32,922 Uh, it was unflattering. 371 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,692 Why? What’s on it? 372 00:19:34,692 --> 00:19:36,796 Uh, maybe I can come up and play it for you. 373 00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:39,569 Sure, Andy. Pull up a chair. Let me make you an iced tea. 374 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,806 Just tell me what’s on the fucking tape. 375 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,677 Um. It’s, uh-- 376 00:19:43,677 --> 00:19:48,687 It’s a fight between you over V’s social media usage, 377 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:54,665 uh, her propensity for posting images of herself with, uh, African Americans. 378 00:19:54,665 --> 00:19:56,301 What does it show, Andy? 379 00:19:56,770 --> 00:19:58,339 What’s on the video? 380 00:19:58,339 --> 00:20:00,276 [smacks lips] Actually, it’s an audiotape. 381 00:20:00,276 --> 00:20:01,713 Well, then, actually who cares? 382 00:20:01,713 --> 00:20:03,550 Only that, um-- 383 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,821 Mr. Sterling, uh, the-- the picture precipitating the fight 384 00:20:05,821 --> 00:20:06,990 was of Magic Johnson. 385 00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:10,697 So it might be of public interest, 386 00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:16,308 and, uh, you make certain statements about African Americans. 387 00:20:16,308 --> 00:20:18,312 What’s going on? V sent a tape? 388 00:20:18,312 --> 00:20:19,749 [Donald] It’s nothing, honey. 389 00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:23,590 Andy’s giving himself palpitations over nothing. 390 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,727 - Can I hear it? - [Andy] Uh... 391 00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:29,836 Jesus, you two schoolgirls wanna go in a corner and braid each other’s hair? 392 00:20:29,836 --> 00:20:32,575 It’s gossip. Waste of time. 393 00:20:32,575 --> 00:20:34,979 So, uh, what do you want me to do with it? 394 00:20:34,979 --> 00:20:37,450 Delete it, you deep thinker. 395 00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:40,657 What about V? She must’ve meant it as a threat. 396 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,661 Honey, we took her tickets. She’s sulking. 397 00:20:42,661 --> 00:20:45,900 She’s not going to bite the hand that feeds her. 398 00:20:48,438 --> 00:20:52,347 Andy, honey, you look like raw beef. 399 00:20:52,347 --> 00:20:54,585 Come inside. I’ll give you some sunscreen. 400 00:21:11,384 --> 00:21:15,426 Are there recommended treatments for people who work on camera, 401 00:21:15,426 --> 00:21:17,698 to perfect the skin’s texture? 402 00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:20,637 [receptionist] A lot of our patients have seen improvement with laser therapy, 403 00:21:20,637 --> 00:21:23,442 but there’s no way to make scarring totally disappear. 404 00:21:23,442 --> 00:21:25,078 I didn’t say anything about scarring. 405 00:21:37,938 --> 00:21:39,473 [sighs] 406 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,453 [receptionist] I’m so sorry. 407 00:21:45,453 --> 00:21:47,891 Dr. Behzadi is running just a bit behind schedule. 408 00:21:48,726 --> 00:21:50,028 [sighs] 409 00:22:17,618 --> 00:22:18,687 [Shelly] Sorry. 410 00:22:18,687 --> 00:22:20,089 My lawyer referred me to 411 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,628 a Pierce O’Donnell for counsel. 412 00:22:22,628 --> 00:22:24,865 Is there an office back here? 413 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:27,738 [housekeeper] Nay, he lives in the pool house. 414 00:22:27,738 --> 00:22:29,875 [Pierce] Oh. Oh, dear. Did we have an appointment? 415 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,579 [Shelly] Well, I’m Shelly Sterling. 416 00:22:31,579 --> 00:22:33,783 Damn it. I’m sorry. I’ve been missing calls. 417 00:22:33,783 --> 00:22:35,419 [TV plays, indistinct] 418 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,992 Yeah. 419 00:22:37,992 --> 00:22:42,601 Bert told me that this Stiviano woman has not responded to your suit. 420 00:22:42,601 --> 00:22:45,006 - Do you know if she’s retained counsel? - I don’t know. 421 00:22:45,006 --> 00:22:47,477 I only know she has recordings of my husband, 422 00:22:47,477 --> 00:22:52,888 and Bert told me you are the finest legal mind in America, is what he said. 423 00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:56,194 Mrs. Sterling, a few years ago, 424 00:22:56,194 --> 00:23:00,002 I had a national practice, an A1 reputation. 425 00:23:00,002 --> 00:23:03,441 Variety called me "the Billion-Dollar Litigator." 426 00:23:05,513 --> 00:23:06,649 Please, have a seat. 427 00:23:07,684 --> 00:23:10,891 And I even wrote a book. 428 00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:12,426 It became a bestseller. 429 00:23:13,061 --> 00:23:15,166 Here. Take one. 430 00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:19,742 [clears throat] And then I donated a little more to a presidential candidate 431 00:23:19,742 --> 00:23:22,614 than is strictly legal, and everything went to hell. 432 00:23:22,614 --> 00:23:25,186 Multimillion dollars in legal fees, 433 00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:28,660 a 60-day stay courtesy of the government at Lompoc. 434 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:31,164 And only by the grace of God did I have a friend 435 00:23:31,164 --> 00:23:33,001 who was willing to let me live here. 436 00:23:34,738 --> 00:23:37,142 And I think that’s why Bert Fields has sent you to me. 437 00:23:38,579 --> 00:23:40,684 Because you live in a pool house? 438 00:23:40,684 --> 00:23:43,756 Because I know what it’s like to be humiliated 439 00:23:45,159 --> 00:23:46,595 and dispossessed. 440 00:23:49,802 --> 00:23:51,538 I won’t let that happen to you. 441 00:23:53,943 --> 00:23:55,479 [breathes deeply] 442 00:23:56,315 --> 00:23:59,989 Dealing with V has taken over my life. 443 00:23:59,989 --> 00:24:02,961 She is a bad, bad person. 444 00:24:02,961 --> 00:24:05,534 I got ahold of an audio tape. 445 00:24:05,534 --> 00:24:07,203 [stutters] I listened to it. 446 00:24:07,203 --> 00:24:11,111 She made him say all kind of awful things. 447 00:24:11,111 --> 00:24:12,848 Put the genie back in the bottle. 448 00:24:12,848 --> 00:24:14,685 That’s what you and your husband are looking to do. 449 00:24:14,685 --> 00:24:15,720 Yes. 450 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:19,026 But I don’t want Donald involved. 451 00:24:20,028 --> 00:24:21,933 [stutters] His judgment... 452 00:24:21,933 --> 00:24:24,204 Murky, when it comes to women. 453 00:24:24,204 --> 00:24:26,141 Murky. Precisely. 454 00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:30,048 Well, it’s just you and me and the detritus of my former life. 455 00:24:31,619 --> 00:24:33,522 Why don’t we listen to the tape? 456 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,542 He wasn’t himself. 457 00:24:48,318 --> 00:24:50,256 [Donald] Why would you do that? 458 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,326 Are you stupid or something? 459 00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:55,967 You wanna broadcast to the world that you walk around with a man like that? 460 00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:57,236 [V] Honey, I’m sorry. 461 00:24:57,236 --> 00:24:59,575 I’m sorry too. 462 00:24:59,575 --> 00:25:01,879 I wish I could change the color of my skin. 463 00:25:01,879 --> 00:25:05,052 No. That’s not the issue. The issue is we don’t have to broadcast everything. 464 00:25:05,052 --> 00:25:07,591 I’m not broadcasting anything! 465 00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:10,062 Then why are you taking pictures with minorities? Why? 466 00:25:10,062 --> 00:25:13,302 What’s wrong with minorities? What’s wrong with Black people? 467 00:25:13,302 --> 00:25:15,740 - [chair scrapes] - [V groans] 468 00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:16,909 [footsteps departing] 469 00:25:17,911 --> 00:25:19,682 You associate with Black people. 470 00:25:19,682 --> 00:25:21,752 I’m not you, and you’re not me. 471 00:25:21,752 --> 00:25:26,662 You’re supposed to be a delicate white or delicate Latina girl. 472 00:25:26,662 --> 00:25:30,035 I am a mixed girl, and you’re in love with me. 473 00:25:30,035 --> 00:25:33,610 I’m Black and Mexican whether you like it or not. 474 00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:36,214 And you want me to have hate towards Black people. 475 00:25:36,214 --> 00:25:37,885 I don’t want you to have hate. 476 00:25:37,885 --> 00:25:40,690 That’s what people-- They turn things around. 477 00:25:40,690 --> 00:25:44,196 I want you to love them privately. 478 00:25:46,802 --> 00:25:48,071 You think I’m a racist. 479 00:25:50,844 --> 00:25:53,215 I don’t think so. 480 00:25:53,215 --> 00:25:56,388 I think you have an amazing heart, honey. 481 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,895 But the people around you have a poison mind. 482 00:25:59,895 --> 00:26:01,298 It’s the world. 483 00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:03,903 The Blacks are just treated like dogs. 484 00:26:03,903 --> 00:26:05,339 And is that right? 485 00:26:05,339 --> 00:26:08,646 We don’t evaluate what’s right and wrong. 486 00:26:08,646 --> 00:26:10,650 We live in a culture. 487 00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:12,688 We have to live within that culture. 488 00:26:12,688 --> 00:26:15,059 But shouldn’t we take a stand for what’s wrong 489 00:26:15,059 --> 00:26:16,829 and be the change and the difference? 490 00:26:16,829 --> 00:26:18,933 I don’t wanna change. 491 00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:23,074 If my girl can’t do what I want, I don’t want the girl. 492 00:26:26,849 --> 00:26:28,385 There’s no need to get upset. 493 00:26:28,385 --> 00:26:30,222 Don’t come to my games. 494 00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:33,629 Don’t bring Black people, and don’t come. 495 00:26:35,365 --> 00:26:39,374 Do you know that you have a whole team of Black people that play for you? 496 00:26:39,374 --> 00:26:43,081 Do I know? I support them. 497 00:26:43,081 --> 00:26:47,023 I give them food and clothes and cars and houses. 498 00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:48,292 Who gives it to them? 499 00:26:48,292 --> 00:26:50,362 Does someone else give it to them? 500 00:26:50,362 --> 00:26:52,232 Do I know that I have-- 501 00:26:53,468 --> 00:26:58,111 Who makes the game? Do I make the game? Or do they make the game? 502 00:26:58,111 --> 00:27:01,852 Is there 30 owners who created the league? 503 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:07,196 I’m not going to bring any Black people to the stadium. 504 00:27:08,465 --> 00:27:10,670 Isn’t it easy to say that? 505 00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:14,177 It’s easy for you to say that. 506 00:27:14,177 --> 00:27:18,118 I would never ask anyone not to bring someone based on race. 507 00:27:18,118 --> 00:27:21,458 It’s like saying, "Let’s just persecute and kill all the Jews." 508 00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:23,428 You’re a mental case. 509 00:27:23,428 --> 00:27:27,804 - The Holocaust? We’re comparing to-- - Racism, discrimination. 510 00:27:27,804 --> 00:27:29,106 There’s no racism here. 511 00:27:30,475 --> 00:27:33,883 If you don’t want to walk 512 00:27:34,752 --> 00:27:37,757 into a basketball game with a certain person, 513 00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:40,428 is that racism? 514 00:27:54,056 --> 00:27:55,292 [person] And then what did you do? 515 00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:56,896 I’m sorry. 516 00:27:56,896 --> 00:27:58,398 [V] I said I was sorry. 517 00:27:59,334 --> 00:28:02,106 - I deleted the picture. - I’m sorry too, okay? 518 00:28:02,106 --> 00:28:04,410 - [V] Then I gave him a kiss. - We good? 519 00:28:05,947 --> 00:28:08,017 [person] Were you surprised he reacted this way? 520 00:28:09,086 --> 00:28:10,088 No. 521 00:28:10,924 --> 00:28:13,796 Did you maybe want him to react this way? 522 00:28:15,065 --> 00:28:16,935 I wanted to make him jealous. 523 00:28:17,837 --> 00:28:19,440 He was taking me for granted. 524 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,446 We were supposed to go look at this piece of property, 525 00:28:22,446 --> 00:28:24,384 a duplex I wanted to buy 526 00:28:24,384 --> 00:28:27,055 to help get these kids I’m adopting into a better situation. 527 00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:31,866 Well, anyway, that’s not even the worst tape. 528 00:28:31,866 --> 00:28:35,472 I have videos, pictures. 529 00:28:35,472 --> 00:28:39,948 I had to keep an archive because Donald always goes back on his promises. 530 00:28:39,948 --> 00:28:41,785 Are you suggesting blackmail? 531 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:46,328 I don’t want to do anything illegal. 532 00:28:46,328 --> 00:28:49,200 I just want them to drop the lawsuit. 533 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,837 That ship has sailed. 534 00:28:50,837 --> 00:28:54,545 Now that you have sent that tape to Mr. Andy Roeser, 535 00:28:54,545 --> 00:28:57,951 we are undoubtedly in a hostile situation. 536 00:28:57,951 --> 00:29:02,961 But... [sighs] ...I don’t think Mrs. Sterling’s lawsuit has merit. 537 00:29:02,961 --> 00:29:06,535 The cars, the house-- these are gifts. 538 00:29:06,535 --> 00:29:10,442 Mrs. Sterling may not like that her husband gave you gifts, 539 00:29:10,442 --> 00:29:13,916 but if I were to give to Meals on Wheels, 540 00:29:13,916 --> 00:29:18,993 and my wife hates Meals on Wheels and is made jealous by Meals on Wheels, 541 00:29:18,993 --> 00:29:20,897 what can she do? 542 00:29:20,897 --> 00:29:25,973 She can be angry with me, but can she sue Meals on Wheels? No. 543 00:29:27,109 --> 00:29:30,015 Then we need to keep raising the stakes until they back off. 544 00:29:30,015 --> 00:29:32,153 Look, these kind of people, 545 00:29:32,153 --> 00:29:35,860 they just want to show in public who has the power. 546 00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:40,503 But what happens behind the curtain, that is negotiable. 547 00:29:42,039 --> 00:29:44,611 We need to show them that I have the power. 548 00:29:44,611 --> 00:29:47,416 I don’t think that is the best approach. 549 00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:49,420 But will you be my lawyer no matter what? 550 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:50,623 [sighs] 551 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:53,161 You are very Hollywood. 552 00:29:54,430 --> 00:29:55,466 Thank you. 553 00:29:55,466 --> 00:29:57,537 ["Work it" playing] 554 00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:03,883 [Ralph Lawler] Welcome to Game One of the 2014... 555 00:30:03,883 --> 00:30:07,089 - Thank you. - ...NBA Western Conference playoffs. 556 00:30:07,089 --> 00:30:11,164 Now, the starting lineup for your Los Angeles Clippers. 557 00:30:11,164 --> 00:30:12,934 [fans cheering] 558 00:30:12,934 --> 00:30:17,911 At 6’4’’ tall, number four, JJ Redick. 559 00:30:17,911 --> 00:30:19,480 [fans cheering] 560 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:24,423 At 6’7’’, number 22, Matt Barnes. 561 00:30:26,962 --> 00:30:33,475 And at 6’11’’, from Texas A&M, DeAndre Jordan. 562 00:30:33,475 --> 00:30:36,280 - [fan] Let’s go, Jordan! - Yeah! 563 00:30:39,654 --> 00:30:41,458 [speaks indistinctly] 564 00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,529 ♪ Your girl acting stank Then call me over ♪ 565 00:30:43,529 --> 00:30:45,466 ♪ Not on the bed Lay me on your sofa ♪ 566 00:30:45,466 --> 00:30:47,069 - [buzzer sounds] - [music ends] 567 00:31:00,997 --> 00:31:02,466 - Yo! - Watch your man! 568 00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:05,472 - [fan 2] Let’s go, Chris. - [fan 3] Let’s go! 569 00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:06,608 [fan 4] Go, Chris! 570 00:31:07,644 --> 00:31:08,912 [Doc] Shake and drive! 571 00:31:09,313 --> 00:31:10,448 There we go! Oh! 572 00:31:14,056 --> 00:31:15,994 - [Big Baby] Breathe! - [Alvin] Get back! Get back! Get back! 573 00:31:15,994 --> 00:31:18,398 [coach] Yes, sir! [shouts] 574 00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:20,402 I hurt your feelings? 575 00:31:20,402 --> 00:31:22,406 - [stammers] I hurt your feelings? - Come on. 576 00:31:22,406 --> 00:31:24,143 You a pussy. That’s what you do. 577 00:31:24,143 --> 00:31:26,114 How the fuck do you see the basket with those tiny eyes? 578 00:31:26,114 --> 00:31:27,382 Shut the hell up, man. 579 00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,159 Come on! 580 00:31:32,159 --> 00:31:35,265 [coach] Make that, son! Yeah, son. Yeah, son. 581 00:31:37,269 --> 00:31:38,337 [Clipper 1] Breathe! 582 00:31:40,342 --> 00:31:42,379 - Come on! - [whistle blows] 583 00:31:42,379 --> 00:31:44,183 Time out! Let’s go! 584 00:31:44,183 --> 00:31:47,189 It’s 48 minutes like any other game, okay? Slow it down. 585 00:31:47,189 --> 00:31:48,424 [buzzer sounds] 586 00:32:00,550 --> 00:32:02,119 - I’m telling you, man. - Damn, she fine. 587 00:32:02,119 --> 00:32:03,589 Yeah, I see it right there. Shit! 588 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,427 Phones! Phones! 589 00:32:06,427 --> 00:32:08,131 [chuckles] 590 00:32:08,131 --> 00:32:10,637 What happens when you miss one minute on the Internet? 591 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:14,443 Scrimmage. Let’s go, now. Let’s go! [claps] 592 00:32:14,443 --> 00:32:16,447 - [Ty] Set it up! Set it up! - [Alvin] Let’s go, boys. 593 00:32:16,447 --> 00:32:18,318 - Right there, right there, right there! - Hey! 594 00:32:18,318 --> 00:32:20,623 - Watch the block. - Let’s go, boy. 595 00:32:20,623 --> 00:32:25,065 Proving Sterling right, DJ. Should’ve traded your ass last summer. 596 00:32:25,065 --> 00:32:26,367 - Damn, Doc. Mm-hmm. - Damn, Coach. 597 00:32:26,367 --> 00:32:28,238 - Check the ball up, yo. - What? 598 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:30,409 You need Blake to teach you how to inbound the fucking ball? 599 00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:31,612 Let’s go! 600 00:32:31,612 --> 00:32:33,014 [Chris] Come on, DJ. Come on. 601 00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:35,720 [JJ] Come on, fella. There you go. 602 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,058 - Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball. - Stay focused. 603 00:32:38,058 --> 00:32:39,427 - Pass that back, Matt. - Let’s go. 604 00:32:39,427 --> 00:32:41,264 - Damn, you that lazy in bed, Matt? - Hop out. 605 00:32:41,264 --> 00:32:43,368 No wonder your wife is leaving you. 606 00:32:43,368 --> 00:32:44,638 - Doc. - [player whistles] 607 00:32:44,638 --> 00:32:47,009 [Jamal] Ay, he do this with the Celtics? 608 00:32:47,009 --> 00:32:49,247 Hell no. You don’t need a coach to be a sadist when you got Kevin Garnett. 609 00:32:49,247 --> 00:32:52,019 Oh! You miss KG, Big Baby? 610 00:32:52,019 --> 00:32:53,556 That’s good, 611 00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:55,526 ’cause when he found out you were coming out here, 612 00:32:55,526 --> 00:32:58,666 he asked me when I was finally gonna send your ass to Jenny Craig. 613 00:32:58,666 --> 00:33:01,371 - Oh, shit. He calling you out, man. - [Doc] What? 614 00:33:01,371 --> 00:33:04,243 You wondering why you’re not a champion like your friend LeBron? 615 00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:06,281 [Jamal] Damn. 616 00:33:06,281 --> 00:33:08,619 Maybe it has something to do with your thin fucking skin. Let’s go. 617 00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:11,124 - [Chris] Let’s go. - [Blake] By yourself. By yourself! 618 00:33:11,124 --> 00:33:12,392 Oh, left. My bad, JJ. 619 00:33:13,729 --> 00:33:15,465 - There you go! - There you go, man. 620 00:33:15,465 --> 00:33:17,069 At least my wife still loves me. 621 00:33:17,069 --> 00:33:18,305 Oh, shit. 622 00:33:18,305 --> 00:33:19,675 [laughs] 623 00:33:19,675 --> 00:33:21,444 [imitates JJ’s laugh] 624 00:33:21,444 --> 00:33:23,381 You like when Black guys joke, JJ? 625 00:33:23,381 --> 00:33:25,085 You like our game? 626 00:33:25,085 --> 00:33:26,622 If you gonna get more than that little forearm tattoo, 627 00:33:26,622 --> 00:33:28,358 you gonna have to say the N-word. 628 00:33:28,358 --> 00:33:30,429 You from Tennessee, ain’t you? I know you thought it. 629 00:33:30,429 --> 00:33:32,333 And if you thought it, then basically you said it. 630 00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:33,669 - Yo, right. - Yeah! 631 00:33:33,669 --> 00:33:36,675 N-N-N-N-Never. 632 00:33:36,675 --> 00:33:38,478 - [cheering] - Yes, sir. 633 00:33:38,478 --> 00:33:41,150 - I got it, I got it, I got it. - You gotta pass now. 634 00:33:41,150 --> 00:33:42,787 [fans cheering] 635 00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:46,260 Go! Let it go! Yeah! Yeah! 636 00:33:50,569 --> 00:33:52,741 [Ralph Lawler speaks indistinctly] 637 00:33:52,741 --> 00:33:54,811 The Clippers wore out the Warriors tonight. 638 00:33:54,811 --> 00:33:56,548 The teams are tied up, 1 to 1. 639 00:33:56,548 --> 00:33:59,688 We’ll see each other in Oakland for game three. 640 00:33:59,688 --> 00:34:02,827 [reporter] Bad boy Kanye West is back in the hot seat, 641 00:34:02,827 --> 00:34:07,469 arrested for sparring with a paparazzo outside LAX. 642 00:34:07,469 --> 00:34:08,839 [doorbell rings] 643 00:34:09,841 --> 00:34:13,783 - Snail jizz on your face? - It’s an illuminating mask. 644 00:34:13,783 --> 00:34:15,520 You don’t call before you come over? 645 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,524 I’m not calling your stupid ass. 646 00:34:17,524 --> 00:34:20,429 And you shouldn’t call anybody either. Your phone may be bugged. 647 00:34:20,429 --> 00:34:22,600 A lawyer came to my house. 648 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,842 Squinty sea captain-looking guy, Mr. O’Donnell, asking about you. 649 00:34:26,842 --> 00:34:28,846 How did he get your address? 650 00:34:28,846 --> 00:34:31,552 I’m saying! They’re into your records. 651 00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:34,190 He was asking all kinds of questions about your past. 652 00:34:34,190 --> 00:34:36,461 - What did you tell him? - I didn’t say shit. 653 00:34:36,461 --> 00:34:38,097 I am not involved. 654 00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:43,174 But you need to be aware that Mr. O’Donnell knows a lot about you. 655 00:34:43,174 --> 00:34:45,847 Does he know I’m adopting Daniel and David? 656 00:34:45,847 --> 00:34:47,182 I don’t know. 657 00:34:47,817 --> 00:34:49,319 Why wouldn’t he? 658 00:34:53,428 --> 00:34:54,865 I mean, what happened? 659 00:34:54,865 --> 00:34:58,304 You had your outfit. I gave you my pep talk. 660 00:34:58,304 --> 00:35:00,475 Didn’t you go see Mr. Sterling? 661 00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:03,548 Didn’t you tug his chain till he rolled over like a good boy? 662 00:35:03,982 --> 00:35:05,251 He doesn’t... 663 00:35:07,890 --> 00:35:09,359 We don’t do that. 664 00:35:10,763 --> 00:35:11,798 Don’t do what? 665 00:35:12,934 --> 00:35:14,302 We don’t have sex. 666 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,777 What the fuck do you do, then? 667 00:35:17,777 --> 00:35:19,547 It’s not-- [stammers] 668 00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:21,851 It’s a friendship. 669 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:24,757 "A friendship." 670 00:35:25,926 --> 00:35:27,196 [sighs] 671 00:35:27,196 --> 00:35:28,666 Shit. 672 00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:30,168 Then you are truly fucked. 673 00:35:37,850 --> 00:35:40,690 [Doc] You know, we win when we execute our plan and 674 00:35:40,690 --> 00:35:43,562 and right now my job as coach is just to make sure-- 675 00:35:43,562 --> 00:35:45,298 [scoffs] Shut up, Doc. 676 00:35:55,318 --> 00:35:57,389 Yeah, I’d like a black forest ham on ciabatta, 677 00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:00,395 but do you have something a little bolder than the Emmental cheese? 678 00:36:00,395 --> 00:36:01,765 - What happened? - Yeah, no. 679 00:36:01,765 --> 00:36:03,636 Yeah, I’ll call back. Thank you. 680 00:36:03,636 --> 00:36:06,374 - Come in, come in. - I don’t want to come into your room. 681 00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:09,714 I want to know what happened. TMZ has the tape. 682 00:36:09,714 --> 00:36:13,589 - What? - TMZ. They called me for comment. 683 00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:15,726 The paparazzi scum, TMZ. 684 00:36:15,726 --> 00:36:18,231 Were you in jail a thousand years? 685 00:36:18,231 --> 00:36:21,505 - I know who TMZ is, but I did not give them the tape. - I know you didn’t. 686 00:36:21,505 --> 00:36:25,680 But why wouldn’t V at least give us a chance to buy it? 687 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,784 All right. We’re gonna have to put a PR team together 688 00:36:27,784 --> 00:36:29,688 and develop a media strategy. 689 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,660 I’m not letting this thing blow up in public. Are you crazy? 690 00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:38,338 No, no. We need to find out how much it’s gonna cost to stop TMZ running the tape. 691 00:36:38,338 --> 00:36:40,910 Shelly, money is not gonna solve this thing. 692 00:36:40,910 --> 00:36:45,318 V didn’t negotiate with you because what she wants is attention. 693 00:36:45,318 --> 00:36:48,424 That is exactly the same thing that TMZ wants. 694 00:36:48,424 --> 00:36:51,397 Media strategy, huh? What are you after? 695 00:36:51,397 --> 00:36:53,636 - Your picture in Variety again? - Oh, come on. 696 00:36:53,636 --> 00:36:57,977 I have never done an interview in my life, and I’m not about to start now. 697 00:36:59,012 --> 00:37:01,518 And take your bestseller back. 698 00:37:01,518 --> 00:37:03,656 - 600 pages? - Shelly. 699 00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:06,694 How much is there to say about Art Buchwald? 700 00:37:08,364 --> 00:37:10,435 Hey, Doc. Doc, one second. 701 00:37:10,435 --> 00:37:11,838 Um... [clears throat] 702 00:37:12,707 --> 00:37:14,343 ...I got a call from TMZ. 703 00:37:14,343 --> 00:37:16,548 They are about to publish a private tape of Donald. 704 00:37:16,548 --> 00:37:19,588 - They wanna give us a chance to comment. - What kind of private tape? 705 00:37:19,588 --> 00:37:21,290 I don’t know, a tape of him and V. 706 00:37:21,290 --> 00:37:23,461 They’re gonna put that on the Internet? 707 00:37:23,461 --> 00:37:26,067 Wide world of kink online. You know, th-th-there’s a market for everything. 708 00:37:26,067 --> 00:37:27,604 Celebrity porn is huge, 709 00:37:27,604 --> 00:37:29,440 even if the celebrity is not aesthetically-- 710 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,745 Look, there’s always gonna be a tabloid story. 711 00:37:31,745 --> 00:37:33,649 - I don’t have time. - You literally don’t have time. 712 00:37:33,649 --> 00:37:34,951 Right. This is an Andy thing. 713 00:37:34,951 --> 00:37:37,389 Okay, I will make sure that Andy is on it. 714 00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:41,297 It’s just-- We’re getting a copy if you wanna see it. 715 00:37:41,297 --> 00:37:43,936 - No. Right. - I have to to prepare for PR purposes. 716 00:37:43,936 --> 00:37:46,575 Just get that image out of my head, okay? 717 00:37:46,575 --> 00:37:49,580 [smacks lips, vocalizing] 718 00:37:52,385 --> 00:37:55,760 ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo baby pop Yeah you, come here Give me a kiss ♪ 719 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,931 ♪ Better make it fast Or else I’m gonna get pissed ♪ 720 00:37:57,931 --> 00:37:59,668 [reporter] The whitest here. All the way. 721 00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:02,640 That should get that image right out of your head. 722 00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:05,345 [Seth] ♪ Push it real good ♪ 723 00:38:05,345 --> 00:38:06,648 - So you know... - [Seth] Have a good trip. 724 00:38:06,648 --> 00:38:08,752 ...TMZ is about to put out a tape 725 00:38:08,752 --> 00:38:11,123 of our idiot owner and his girlfriend. 726 00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:12,694 [all groaning, chattering] 727 00:38:12,694 --> 00:38:15,967 - Not gonna be a big deal. - Like a mixtape? 728 00:38:15,967 --> 00:38:18,839 - We’ll never speak of it again. - [player] Girl from Oklahoma? 729 00:38:22,145 --> 00:38:24,483 - [Doc] How’s your shoulder? - It works. 730 00:38:24,483 --> 00:38:25,853 They numbed me up. 731 00:38:25,853 --> 00:38:28,057 Might try some new shit for the inflammation. 732 00:38:28,057 --> 00:38:30,496 They do these therapies now with frog poison. 733 00:38:30,496 --> 00:38:32,432 No frogs until we win a championship, okay? 734 00:38:33,467 --> 00:38:35,005 No, you just keep it conventional. 735 00:38:35,005 --> 00:38:36,608 If it hurts tonight, I wanna know about it. 736 00:38:36,608 --> 00:38:38,879 Man, Doc, it’s the playoffs. Nothing hurts. 737 00:38:38,879 --> 00:38:40,850 - Bet that. - God! 738 00:38:40,850 --> 00:38:42,854 - I’m just kidding. It’s the other shoulder. - [chuckles] 739 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,523 Okay, slick. 740 00:38:47,128 --> 00:38:48,932 [fans cheering] 741 00:38:50,736 --> 00:38:52,740 Play your game! Play your game! 742 00:38:53,508 --> 00:38:54,911 Work! Work! Work! 743 00:38:56,447 --> 00:38:58,083 - Watch out. - [JJ] I got him. 744 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,592 - [buzzer sounds] - [whistle blows] 745 00:39:01,592 --> 00:39:02,961 Not today! 746 00:39:02,961 --> 00:39:04,631 The refs ain’t gonna save your ass today. 747 00:39:04,631 --> 00:39:07,402 [Ralph Lawler] Bingo! Your LA Clippers snatch 748 00:39:07,402 --> 00:39:09,674 a 2 to 1 lead over the Warriors. 749 00:39:09,674 --> 00:39:11,143 Winning ugly is beautiful. 750 00:39:11,143 --> 00:39:12,412 [Donald] Doc! 751 00:39:14,817 --> 00:39:18,926 How about that? 752 00:39:18,926 --> 00:39:22,099 Tell your coach, next time, don’t make it so close. 753 00:39:22,099 --> 00:39:24,369 After I give him a big kiss, I will. 754 00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:27,442 Where’s the valet ticket? 755 00:39:27,442 --> 00:39:29,714 - You took it from the guy. - I took it and gave it to you. 756 00:39:29,714 --> 00:39:31,852 Well, I don’t have it. Why would I have-- 757 00:39:31,852 --> 00:39:34,524 What is your hurry? Don’t you wanna go to the locker room? 758 00:39:34,524 --> 00:39:36,962 Donald, we have to talk about what’s happening. 759 00:39:36,962 --> 00:39:38,766 Why can’t you be happy? 760 00:39:38,766 --> 00:39:40,135 Look where we are. 761 00:39:40,135 --> 00:39:42,105 You’re worried about a big nothing. 762 00:39:42,105 --> 00:39:43,742 [assistant 2] Mr. Sterling, you need your car? 763 00:39:43,742 --> 00:39:45,178 Yes. 764 00:39:45,178 --> 00:39:47,850 ♪ Shabooya Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 765 00:39:47,850 --> 00:39:49,721 - ♪ My name is CP ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 766 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,658 - ♪ I’m going vegan ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 767 00:39:51,658 --> 00:39:53,896 - ♪ But first I’m eating... ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 768 00:39:53,896 --> 00:39:55,533 - ♪ ...the Warriors’ season Roll call ♪ - ♪ Roll call ♪ 769 00:39:55,533 --> 00:39:58,872 ♪ Shabooya Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 770 00:39:58,872 --> 00:40:00,743 - ♪ My name DeAndre ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 771 00:40:00,743 --> 00:40:02,680 - ♪ Oakland’s in trouble ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 772 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,851 - ♪ ’Cause I just scored... ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 773 00:40:04,851 --> 00:40:06,588 - ♪ ...a double double Roll call ♪ - ♪ Roll call ♪ 774 00:40:06,588 --> 00:40:09,928 ♪ Shabooya Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 775 00:40:09,928 --> 00:40:11,999 - ♪ My name is JJ ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 776 00:40:11,999 --> 00:40:14,003 - ♪ I pulled the trigger ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 777 00:40:14,003 --> 00:40:15,873 - ♪ But what I won’t do... ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 778 00:40:15,873 --> 00:40:16,942 ♪ ...is say my... ♪ 779 00:40:16,942 --> 00:40:18,979 [all screaming, laughing] 780 00:40:20,081 --> 00:40:23,054 ♪ Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 781 00:40:23,054 --> 00:40:24,724 ♪ My name is Doc ♪ 782 00:40:24,724 --> 00:40:27,195 - Hey! - [all laughing] 783 00:40:27,195 --> 00:40:29,066 All right, guys. Listen. 784 00:40:29,066 --> 00:40:31,605 I love the intensity you showed tonight. 785 00:40:31,605 --> 00:40:35,613 Everybody’s always saying that Oakland’s the grittier team. 786 00:40:35,613 --> 00:40:37,148 We’re all Hollywood and flash. 787 00:40:38,184 --> 00:40:39,654 You showed this town tonight. 788 00:40:40,723 --> 00:40:42,660 You have the grit. 789 00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:45,900 This is the stuff that championships are built on. 790 00:40:45,900 --> 00:40:47,201 Aw, thanks, Dad. 791 00:40:48,104 --> 00:40:49,273 ♪ My name is Doc ♪ 792 00:40:49,273 --> 00:40:50,543 [all] Oh! 793 00:40:50,543 --> 00:40:51,745 ♪ My game is pure ♪ 794 00:40:51,745 --> 00:40:53,515 ♪ Yeah ♪ 795 00:40:53,515 --> 00:40:54,551 - ♪ You got the curse? ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 796 00:40:54,551 --> 00:40:55,820 ♪ I got the cure ♪ 797 00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:57,957 [all exclaiming] 798 00:40:57,957 --> 00:41:00,762 ♪ Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 799 00:41:02,533 --> 00:41:04,904 [grunts] I’m sorry, Shelly. 800 00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:07,877 [exhales sharply] 801 00:41:07,877 --> 00:41:11,918 Chris, are you gonna put a ring on this finger? 802 00:41:11,918 --> 00:41:14,924 - You know it. - Well, why don’t you guys go out? 803 00:41:14,924 --> 00:41:16,227 Enjoy the city. 804 00:41:16,227 --> 00:41:17,830 He needs his beauty sleep. 805 00:41:17,830 --> 00:41:19,701 You want an Ambien, honey? 806 00:41:19,701 --> 00:41:22,305 Oh, no. No. That’s where I end up with that eternal sleep. 807 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:24,544 Ambien’s not bad for you. I take it. 808 00:41:24,544 --> 00:41:27,616 And look at me. A spry 70-something. 809 00:41:28,484 --> 00:41:31,290 You’re milking it. He turns 80 tomorrow. 810 00:41:31,290 --> 00:41:33,294 - Happy birthday, Mr. Sterling. - Oh, tight. Happy birthday. 811 00:41:33,294 --> 00:41:35,097 You wanna sing for me? 812 00:41:36,801 --> 00:41:37,836 Nah, I’m good. 813 00:41:39,306 --> 00:41:43,849 ♪ Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me ♪ 814 00:41:43,849 --> 00:41:48,324 ♪ Happy birthday Dear Donald ♪ 815 00:41:48,324 --> 00:41:50,596 You’ve had "tee" many "martoonies." 816 00:41:50,596 --> 00:41:52,265 Good night, Mr. and Mrs. Sterling. 817 00:41:52,265 --> 00:41:54,637 - Go easy on the sleep aids. - [Donald] Good night. 818 00:41:58,277 --> 00:42:00,882 [Doc] Yawning’s contagious. You wanna yawn, do it on the inside. 819 00:42:01,618 --> 00:42:03,154 [clears throat] 820 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:04,691 [Seth] I have to interrupt, Doc. 821 00:42:04,691 --> 00:42:05,759 It’s the tape. 822 00:42:07,028 --> 00:42:08,263 It’s out. 823 00:42:08,965 --> 00:42:10,335 The sex tape? 824 00:42:10,335 --> 00:42:11,838 It’s not a sex tape. 825 00:43:58,384 --> 00:43:59,386 I don't know if you saw 826 00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:00,321 about the tape. 827 00:44:01,758 --> 00:44:02,894 Things are teetering on 828 00:44:02,894 --> 00:44:04,062 the verge of catastrophe. 829 00:44:05,031 --> 00:44:05,633 They tricked me 830 00:44:05,633 --> 00:44:07,002 in saying terrible things. 831 00:44:07,002 --> 00:44:08,070 It's my world! 832 00:44:08,872 --> 00:44:09,406 You really need 833 00:44:09,406 --> 00:44:10,675 to put out a statement. 834 00:44:11,076 --> 00:44:12,679 I have a media strategy. 835 00:44:12,980 --> 00:44:14,383 You leave a mess everywhere. 836 00:44:14,383 --> 00:44:15,251 People act like it's 837 00:44:15,251 --> 00:44:16,253 wrong to want fame. 838 00:44:17,790 --> 00:44:19,092 I want the heat off the place. 839 00:44:19,359 --> 00:44:20,128 You can't be out here 840 00:44:20,128 --> 00:44:21,229 making this man money. 841 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,036 What's your relationship 842 00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:24,837 with Donald? 843 00:44:25,171 --> 00:44:26,239 I'm his silly rabbit. 844 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,108 He's what? 845 00:44:27,108 --> 00:44:28,076 What the hell? 846 00:44:28,443 --> 00:44:30,114 Sports, racism, money. 847 00:44:30,949 --> 00:44:31,718 There's something 848 00:44:31,718 --> 00:44:32,719 in it for everyone. 849 00:44:33,086 --> 00:44:34,122 I have hundreds of tapes. 850 00:44:34,323 --> 00:44:34,857 I am banning 851 00:44:34,857 --> 00:44:36,928 Mr. Sterling for life. 852 00:44:36,928 --> 00:44:37,897 If you come here, I 853 00:44:37,897 --> 00:44:39,265 will physically fight you. 854 00:44:39,466 --> 00:44:40,401 Well, that's a little extreme. 855 00:44:41,904 --> 00:44:42,940 You have to bargain with the 856 00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:44,442 devil if you want to get ahead. 857 00:44:44,744 --> 00:44:46,012 Mr. Sterling! 858 00:44:48,050 --> 00:44:50,021 I'm the Lord Almighty as 859 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,156 far as you're concerned. 860 00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:52,893 ♪