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Don't beat yourself up, Doc.
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You got 'em to play tonight.
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Yeah, yeah. I got 'em to play tonight.
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For better or for worse.
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You didn't have
another choice, did you?
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- In through the basket.
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{\an8}
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The videotape shows
a crime being committed.
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The officers accused of
beating Rodney King were acquitted...
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This is the way our system works.
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Um, you present the evidence
to a, uh, impartial trier of fact,
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and that trier of fact comes to a verdict.
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And sometimes you disagree
with the verdict,
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but that's the way the system works.
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♪ You and I ♪
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Brentwood Wild Oats.
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♪ Could spend eternity ♪
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♪ Trying to make the pieces
Fit together perfectly ♪
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♪ And so we make it
Through another day ♪
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♪ Wondering to ourselves ♪
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♪ How did we ever get this way ♪
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Why don't you go on ahead of me?
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I kinda went overboard.
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- Oh, it's fine. I-I got a lot too.
- Oh, come on. I insist.
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You can go ahead of me too if you like.
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♪ ...to change our ways to save our love ♪
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♪ Just between the two of us... ♪
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...liquor store this afternoon.
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The LAPD is advising residents
to avoid the area entirely.
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Multiple motorists have been dragged
from their vehicles and beaten,
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resulting in critical injuries,
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reports of fatalities.
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- Doc, hey!
- Hey!
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They should've had
you come straight home.
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Worry about the verdict, not this.
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- Oh, come on, baby.
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You gotta let Grandpa win
at least one time, okay?
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Hey, baby.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Rough commute?
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Yeah, um.
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The practice space is right off Crenshaw,
so here I go.
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Rich kid in a Corvette,
hauling butt back to Brentwood.
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- I passed kids stealing TVs--
Why'd they steal TVs?
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Because some people
aren't as fortunate, sweetie.
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- Because they're angry. And heck, me too.
- Oh, please.
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And for a second, forget the playoffs.
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If I didn't have y'all,
I would've been out there.
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- You don't mean that.
- I do mean that.
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You don't believe in-in people destroying
their own neighborhoods.
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Their own neighborhoods, Kris?
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Th-Those kids don't own a Radio Shack.
They don't own anything.
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Give me the phone, I'm calling Bob Costas.
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Why do you wanna call Bob Costas?
- You said it's awful.
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- What do you mean by awful?
- What do you mean?
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Which part is awful?
Maybe we need to show people like you
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that what's awful is we finally got them
on tape, and it didn't change a thing.
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People like me?
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You think that I don't care about that
above everything else?
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You don't think I'm out of my mind
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that those officers got away
with what they did to that poor man?
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Uh, Jeremiah, now, while your folks
are yappity yapping,
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why don't you go help your mom
unpack the shopping,
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and make sure
you put my ice cream away first?
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Go ahead
and take your sister to the playground.
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You ain't calling Bob Costas.
Let's go, Callie.
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And why you pick a fight
with your wife?
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Three kids.
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You in a little deep
to get mad at her for being white now.
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She wasn't on that damn jury.
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That damn jury, they're gonna regret
for what they did today.
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Well, I wouldn't wait around on it.
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You really that surprised on who they
sided with out in, uh, "Sammi" Valley?
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Simi Valley.
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No.
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I'm-- I'm just--
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I'm just looking around like,
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"Did I go down a road
where I'm cut off from who I am?"
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So, Elgin comes in
to practice today,
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and he tells us they acquitted the cops.
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There's a curfew, and we gotta go home.
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I looked at him and asked
about the game tomorrow,
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and he looked at me like I was
the most disappointing person in history.
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So Elgin made you feel like a sellout,
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and now you tryna to tap
into your inner Malcolm X.
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Dad--
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Answer me this:
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Who the bigger sellout?
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The one playing for Donald Sterling
for one year,
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or the one who signed on
to be his GM indefinitely?
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- Who's that?
- Mm-mmm. I've got this.
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This is why it's good
to have a cop in the family.
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It's just some white lady.
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No. Hi, I'm Susan.
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Ugh, it's awful.
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I had to get in the backyard
and just pick.
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Susan, more oranges?
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Is it oppressive? How you holding up, Doc?
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Are they canceling the playoffs?
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Doc was just asking himself
the same thing.
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Remember that summer I put you
in that expensive-ass basketball camp?
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I come home from patrol,
and you was crying.
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I don't remember crying.
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You was crying, talking some--
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You didn't want to go back because
them white boys was calling you nigger.
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Nobody called me that before.
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And what'd I tell you?
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I better show them who this nigga is.
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You goddamn right.
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And look where you at.
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You got this big-ass house.
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- You got yourself a gazebo.
- It's a pergola.
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White ladies bringing you oranges.
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You think what I do makes a difference
in how white folks see me?
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- I know it do.
- They let me cut in line too.
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- Because they scared of me.
- Nobody's scared of you.
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First game of the series,
against the Jazz, we're in Salt Lake.
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And I'm at the free throw line,
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and I look out and I see 18,000
white faces looking at me,
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cursing at me at the top of their lungs--
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- You on the other team.
- And I got the owner screaming at me too.
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It's like I'm their fucking property.
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If they make money off me, great.
Otherwise, they don't care if I'm dead.
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Here you go crying again.
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I'm not crying, I'm fucking angry.
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Hide it.
You make white folks feel comfortable.
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That's why they let you have all this.
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You feel caught in between? That's good.
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That means you're successful.
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I love the life you have built.
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And you ain't gonna screw it up
on a boycott.
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Would Jordan do that?
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Hmm?
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Please tell me
that ain't that low-salt crap.
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This crap will get you to a hundred, Dad.
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Hmm.
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Well, then.
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Y'all true Californians now, huh?
Trying to live forever.
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I'm good.
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You gonna get carpal tunnel
carrying that all by yourself.
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I think we all need a heavy pour.
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- Hello. Thank you, Susan.
- Of course, oranges.
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All right.
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- Oh, my goodness, guys.
Who wants a drink?
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Just you a little bit, right?
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- Yeah, it's just that I can have--
- Just a touch.
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Thank you.
It's a French wine.
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- It's my favorite.
Oh.
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I love these little things.
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- What are they called?
Cornichons.
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Cornichons.
Yeah. I call 'em mini...
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She seems to really think
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that she has a lot of agency
in this relationship
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with Trump and that
she's the Geppetto, right?
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- Like Omarosa's pulling the strings.
Yes.
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Like, for as good as she is
at the reality game,
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I can't tell whether or not she's good
at the game of America.
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No, I already told
the last customer service representative,
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it's my mother's account.
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Stupid-ass-- No, not you, ma'am.
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- Not you.
She lookin' hot.
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I'm calling on my mom's behalf
because English isn't her first language.
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- Sorry,
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is there something wrong
with your burrito?
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- Mm-mmm.
- Then keep the service area clear please.
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- Thank you.
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Last time she called
to have her interest rate lowered,
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and you increased
her credit limit instead.
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I agree. She and only she is responsible
for her spending habits,
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but I'm paying the bill.
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- So--
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Oh, could you hold please?
Don't- Don't hang up.
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It's just that there's a, um--
there's a child with a box of matches.
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Dennis, hi.
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I was just gonna text you.
I feel so good about--
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}Not even a callback?
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Well, did you tell them
it doesn't have to be Flavor of Love?
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I can do any of their shows.
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They didn't like my new headshots?
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You told me to do black-and-white.
You said it would add mystique!
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Fuck!
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Hi. Excuse me.
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Hi.
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What's up?
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I was going to get
the Matthew McCona-Berry smoothie,
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but I don't want to contribute
to your nervous breakdown.
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I'm good. Sorry. Almond milk?
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That's my girl.
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"Catering to the Stars."
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I mean, it's a pizza ad.
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Isn't your boyfriend the director?
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Oh, God, no.
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So, are you an actress too?
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More personality.
I'm getting into reality TV.
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Wow. What a coincidence.
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There's a party going on tonight,
some reality producers there.
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- You should come.
- I have an early call tomorrow.
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- And I'm kind of broken out.
- You wanna be famous?
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Find the people who can make things
happen in this town drunk at a party.
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Make a good impression.
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Someday the stars will cater to you.
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I'm Vanessa. Um.
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Just to say, I know who you are.
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I saw you on Spring Break Challenge,
and I-- I read your book.
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- I knew I liked you.
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00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:06,290
Here.
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Put your address.
I'll pick you up at 9:00.
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It's a mask party.
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Okay.
- I-- I don't get it.
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I thought you were going to pick me up.
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I didn't realize
it was going to be in a party bus.
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What's wrong with a party bus?
It's a party.
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Here.
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The Trix Rabbit is kinda not the vibe.
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Come on.
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♪ Somebody please
I'm on my knees ♪
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♪ This is the part that we believe ♪
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♪ Maybe our lives are not in vain... ♪
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- Champagne?
- No, thanks.
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Okay.
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♪ Somebody please
I'm on my knees ♪
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♪ This is the part that we believe ♪
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♪ Maybe our lives are not in vain... ♪
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Yeah. Thanks.
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So there's no hot food.
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Hey, now!
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An optometrist and an optician.
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- Yeah.
Hmm. What's the difference?
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Well, I just read numbers
off the phoropter.
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Tawny is an artist.
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You'd be amazed at how many faces
are ruined by a bad frame.
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Most people can't tell you
whether they're square or heart-shaped.
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- Hmm. What am I?
- Oval.
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You can wear anything.
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- Can I come by your store?
- Yeah. Next time you're in Scottsdale.
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Wait, you came all the way from Arizona?
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We never miss a Sanctuary party.
No, no, no.
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We've been to, uh-- Let's see, Mexico
City, Reykjavik, Minneapolis, St. Paul...
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We're Delta Platinum
because of Sanctuary.
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- Yeah.
Hmm.
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Oh.
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- Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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No.
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Hey. What's the matter?
Did somebody do something to you?
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00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,352
An optometrist stuck his finger in my ass.
248
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,354
Why were you talking to an optometrist?
249
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,314
Oh, my God. Are you a pimp or something?
250
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:39,318
No. If you're not in the mood,
just eat the canapés and look pretty.
251
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,863
I don't think I can even really be here.
I'm on probation.
252
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,657
Probation? For what?
253
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,493
Shoplifting. At Old Navy.
254
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,578
Ugh, listen.
255
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:52,832
There's plenty of overpaid,
under-fucked men in there.
256
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,168
So if the spirit moves you
to get a little frisky,
257
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,171
there are worse places
to catch a sugar daddy.
258
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,800
I don't need a sugar daddy.
That's how they get control of you.
259
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,594
No, you don't need a sugar daddy.
260
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,597
Which is why you're boosting
baby doll dresses from Old Navy.
261
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:11,767
You have to bargain with the devil
if you wanna get ahead.
262
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:15,813
I know you have dreams of getting
discovered...
263
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,022
...but that never happens.
264
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,066
You were discovered.
It says so in your book.
265
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,151
Yeah. But in real life,
266
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,237
I was a high school junior
267
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:27,032
who showed her chest
for a Girls Gone Wild T-shirt.
268
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:30,077
And one of the producers
took me under his wing.
269
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,456
But it all worked out though,
right?
270
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,126
The bus leaves at 7:00 a.m.
271
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,381
♪ Can't help myself
I like to watch ♪
272
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,925
♪ So I always keep the red light on ♪
273
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,194
Hey.
- Oh, my God.
274
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,321
- Who is that?
- What the fuck?
275
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,197
Sorry.
- Hmm.
276
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,079
Hiding out?
277
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,543
Oh, um, I just don't feel very well.
278
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,378
Oh, poor baby.
279
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,006
- What is it?
- I have, uh...
280
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,967
...diarrhea.
281
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:27,885
Mmm, yucky.
282
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,555
It's my house.
283
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:38,896
There you are.
284
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,357
Thanks, um.
285
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,108
I should let you get back out there.
286
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,569
Well, I kinda like the view in here.
287
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,196
I like you.
288
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,239
Bad, bad baby.
289
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:51,659
I'm not bad.
290
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,411
Well, you put the light on in
the other room. That made everybody shy.
291
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,580
Nobody seems that shy.
292
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,042
So, what are you, like a porn guy?
293
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,543
I'm a sports agent.
294
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,755
My clients play all over the world,
and I'm on the road a lot.
295
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,467
Do you go to a lot of Sanctuary parties?
296
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,761
Oh, yeah.
It's kind of like my thing, you know?
297
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,763
What about you?
298
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,432
Is this your first time?
299
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,352
Yes, I'm a virgin.
300
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,229
I see.
301
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,398
Waiting for Mr. Right, huh?
302
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,860
Well, how about Mr. Right Now?
303
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,699
Who are you? Did Deja bring you?
304
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,450
Nobody brought me.
305
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,869
I'm from the future.
306
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,497
- Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
307
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,924
Mmm.
308
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,009
Fuck.
309
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:51,760
What happened?
310
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,845
It's my veneer.
311
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,181
It popped out.
312
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,976
It's happened a few times before.
Really, it's no big deal.
313
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,229
Where's the first aid kit?
314
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:05,024
It's over there.
It's-It's in the hallway closet.
315
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,985
- Jesus Christ.
He's okay?
316
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,862
I swear, I'm never doing this again.
317
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,739
Do you wanna know the God's honest truth?
318
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,825
Whenever I do one of these things,
I always wind up in the kitchen.
319
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,201
- Well, that's hot.
- Yeah.
320
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,079
Hot.
321
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,165
- Exactly.
- Look at your place.
322
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,084
Look at all your amazing stuff.
You don't have to prove anything.
323
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,463
I use an art consultant, music consultant.
324
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,799
I've got a stylist.
Look at me, I still look like shit.
325
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:36,638
When I travel, 90% of the time,
I just stay in my suite.
326
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:40,642
My mother always told me,
"You're a leech on the talent class."
327
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,020
Well, it takes talent to discover talent.
328
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:48,609
Jesus, I keep having this recurring dream
that my teeth are falling out.
329
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,777
I looked it up.
330
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,653
It means I'm insecure about sex.
331
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,531
And now my fucking teeth
are falling out for real.
332
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,742
Well, in my world, sex doesn't make a man.
333
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:01,121
Bad news, Future Girl,
the world that you're trapped in is mine.
334
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,166
Well, the world sucks,
and everyone knows it.
335
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,752
Shouldn't we try to change it?
336
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,130
Is that what you're doing here tonight?
Being the change?
337
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,341
I'm just...
338
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,428
trying to get somewhere.
339
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,808
Sounds childish, but you know that song,
340
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,602
"Part of Your World"
from The Little Mermaid?
341
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,480
That's how I feel,
342
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,442
like I'm way down below.
343
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,569
No one can even hear me.
344
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,906
And there's this
whole other level to life.
345
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,325
And that's where all the good stuff is.
346
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,952
That's where I can be happy.
347
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:44,540
I'm always thinking, the people up there,
do they even appreciate what they have?
348
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,835
Like, have you ever even
cooked a meal in this kitchen?
349
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,212
What do you think?
350
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,716
Look at this knife. It's probably worth,
like, a thousand dollars.
351
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:57,386
I wouldn't know.
It was a Christmas gift from Shaq.
352
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,069
I think you need someone
to help you appreciate
353
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,280
how amazing your life is.
354
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,991
I think you need someone that can show you
355
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,994
how beautiful a sunset is
from the window of a Hyatt.
356
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,497
I think you need someone
that you can take to a client dinner
357
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:29,418
and not worry about them
having expectations about,
358
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,170
mmm,
359
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,006
- performance.
- Mmm.
360
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:39,052
Feels good to be really honest
with someone, right?
361
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,638
What are you thinking?
362
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:45,225
I'm thinking,
"When are you gonna rub my feet?"
363
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,858
- So good to have you.
Get home safe!
364
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,362
Well, quite a night.
365
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,114
- Thank you.
- You're lovely.
366
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,534
For my little knife wielder.
Aw.
367
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,244
See you next time.
Aw.
368
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,997
Oh, thank you.
369
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:08,832
Enjoy it.
370
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,459
I will. Bye.
371
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,543
Bye.
372
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,140
Hi. Um.
373
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,642
Uh, my truck broke down.
374
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:32,189
No. Well, it broke down,
and then it was hit by a big rig.
375
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,608
So you'll have to find
someone else. Sorry.
376
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,861
The honey badger got you car service.
377
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,655
Wasn't so bad, was it?
378
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:45,118
Did you just lay back and say,
"I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich"?
379
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,746
- I kept his tooth.
380
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:52,668
Bye.
381
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,053
Hmm, where she trying to go?
382
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:25,158
Let's give America the kind of comeback
that New Hampshire has just given me.
383
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,496
It's so inflamed.
384
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:32,416
God, it is like the Eye of Sauron.
Lance it.
385
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,585
No, no. It will heal on its own.
386
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:39,756
Tim stepped on a sea urchin once
in Saint Lucia.
387
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:40,674
Mm-hmm.
388
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,926
Wouldn't let me
get the splinter.
389
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,678
Almost lost his foot.
390
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,973
It's an ingrown hair, and Tim is a moron.
391
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,643
Oh, Donald.
392
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,729
- No, it's true.
Oh.
393
00:21:54,896 --> 00:22:00,193
Wish it hadn't taken me so long to see
that we were on such different journeys.
394
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,278
Aaron Spelling died.
395
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:05,157
Grown man obsessed
with the friendships of teenagers.
396
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,241
A little seedy.
397
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:09,494
But who am I to knock a winning formula?
398
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,331
There's something wrong with this orange.
399
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,376
Twenty-five years of marriage. You--
400
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,713
You get into routines,
401
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,841
and then one day you realize,
402
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,010
"I have absolutely no idea
who my husband is."
403
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,429
And you find out
404
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:33,018
he is someone
who buys $3,000 thigh-high boots...
405
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:36,772
...for his Gyrotonics instructor.
406
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,608
You couldn't have known, Justine.
407
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:40,901
Yeah, well...
408
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,194
What's this?
409
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:46,823
- Bullshit.
- Oh, it's just a bogus lawsuit.
410
00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:52,204
A nonprofit group bullied
some of our tenants in Koreatown
411
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,455
into suing us.
412
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:57,667
People don't know the cost of upkeep
of apartment buildings.
413
00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,087
The carpets alone, it's simple economics.
414
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:03,215
You're scaring me. I don't even know
what a one-bedroom rents for.
415
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,299
Don't worry.
416
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:05,509
You can stay here
417
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:09,429
until you can support yourself
with your jewelry business.
418
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:14,142
Or until some old stallion comes along
and snaps you up,
419
00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:15,894
with your bedroom eyes.
420
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:20,607
You could do okay out there
if you show a little décolletage,
421
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:23,527
as they say in the Champs-Élysées.
422
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:26,488
Donald, go and get changed.
423
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,907
Randall will be here in an hour.
424
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,747
I'll finish that. Real cherries, hmm.
425
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,250
- I feel like such a mess.
426
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:42,587
You and Don seem like
you're in such a good place.
427
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,713
We are.
428
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:48,885
She gets totally naked,
429
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:51,555
and the limo driver says,
"What's going on?"
430
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,639
She doesn't care.
431
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,726
Starts sucking me off, and I thank her.
432
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,980
I thank her for making me feel good.
433
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,983
She's 500 bucks a night, worth every dime.
434
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,988
Mr. Sterling, the question was,
is this your handwriting?
435
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:11,867
Which part?
436
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,494
"Happy birthday, Alexandra.
437
00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:16,455
You are fabulous and delicious.
438
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,540
I adore you more than words can express."
439
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:21,209
{\an8}And then with the heart sign and the X's,
440
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:24,087
what you might write to someone
you care for, a girlfriend.
441
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:28,258
Is it uncommon
to tell a prostitute she's delicious?
442
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:31,803
When she comes to my office
and gets me hot and wet,
443
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,346
I'd give her anything.
444
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:34,639
It's a con.
445
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,725
Did you call my client "honey"
on occasion?
446
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,810
If you're having sex with a prostitute,
447
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,563
you call her "honey"
if you don't remember the name.
448
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,940
- Did you take her to Paris?
- Took her to Paris for sex.
449
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:47,277
It was all money for sex.
Sex for money, money for sex.
450
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,363
Donny was the love of my life.
451
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:53,116
We took my mother to Paris
to show her we were serious.
452
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:56,411
And Donny said, "Mommy,
take her to the Champs-Élysées.
453
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,872
Spend as much as you want,
a million dollars a day..."
454
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,040
Well, there you go.
455
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:05,212
In her own deposition,
it was a transactional relationship.
456
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,380
Who's to even say this is her mother?
457
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,841
- It could be one of her hooker friends.
I'd been employed
458
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:12,302
as a manicurist,
but Donny didn't want me to work.
459
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:15,847
We talked about starting a family,
but I wasn't getting pregnant.
460
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:19,392
But out of nowhere, he said
I didn't make him feel good anymore.
461
00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,228
I got served with this lawsuit
three days later.
462
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,939
She dreamed up
this fictional relationship
463
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:27,359
to justify keeping the house
she conned him into buying for her.
464
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,110
Look, I know that you were hoping
465
00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:32,239
to reclaim the gifts
you gave Alexandra, Mr. Sterling,
466
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:35,200
but I want to recommend that you settle.
467
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,703
We have more profound
legal problems looming.
468
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:42,082
It looks like the DOJ has resolved
to bring a suit against you
469
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:44,042
for housing discrimination.
470
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:47,587
I-I thought it was just a nonprofit group.
471
00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:50,632
If the DOJ prevails,
it'll be on behalf of your tenants,
472
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:53,051
not just in Koreatown,
but all over the city.
473
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:55,053
Settle my ass.
474
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:02,727
I found the mini bagels
Donald wanted in onion--
475
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:06,231
Damn it, Justine. Not onion.
476
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:10,110
And I got organic oranges.
477
00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:12,904
Here's your Amex.
478
00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:16,491
And I got the finishing touch
479
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:20,036
to the pequeño regalo
480
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:23,665
that I have been making
481
00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:25,709
for you.
482
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:28,461
You hate it.
483
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,505
Ah.
484
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:31,673
I love it.
485
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:37,387
Shelly, you know,
I am a little bit psychic,
486
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:41,266
and in my position, I am no one to judge.
487
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:46,980
Don and I have been dealing
with a stalker.
488
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:51,359
He had a con artist
who got him to buy her a house.
489
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:55,697
Well, it turns out
that maybe she was his girlfriend,
490
00:26:55,697 --> 00:27:01,328
and that Don and this woman
were even going to have children together,
491
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,831
and that Donald wanted me to sue her
for her house,
492
00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,916
not because she was a con artist,
493
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:09,919
but because they broke up.
494
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,714
And now the Justice Department
495
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:16,885
is looking into
that stupid housing discrimination suit.
496
00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:21,598
I don't understand.
So, they say it's discrimination?
497
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:25,727
They say it's not right
to put the Korean flag in our ads
498
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:30,023
because it's telling tenants
we prefer Korean applicants
499
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:33,568
over... [stammers] ...other races.
500
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:38,281
And one woman in the suit...
501
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:45,664
They're saying she died because of us.
502
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:50,669
- Well, that can't be true.
- Well, she is dead.
503
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,339
- How did she die?
A stroke.
504
00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:56,591
Distress.
505
00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:58,551
Her daughter testified.
506
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:01,179
When she rang for repairs,
507
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:05,642
one of our supervisors
reported that Don said,
508
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:11,815
"Is she one of those Black people
who smell? Just evict the B-I-T-C-H."
509
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,276
This is all what Randall told us.
510
00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:19,531
We haven't listened
to the tenant depositions.
511
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:23,827
I think we should listen
to the deposition.
512
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,328
Listen to the daughter.
513
00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:27,288
Shelly.
514
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:30,250
One thing I am learning
on my divorce journey:
515
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:34,045
You cannot change the past,
but you have to confront it.
516
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:37,799
You've already listened
to the girlfriend.
517
00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:39,968
That was brave.
518
00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:42,053
Now, let's keep going.
519
00:28:47,308 --> 00:28:48,852
My name is Ebony Jones.
520
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,019
My mother, Kandynce,
521
00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:53,898
was a plaintiff in the lawsuit
against Donald and Shelly Sterling.
522
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,317
She died last year.
523
00:28:57,110 --> 00:29:02,615
My mother was an award-winning hairstylist
who trained with Vidal Sassoon.
524
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:04,993
When I was 12,
525
00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:08,329
my mother developed sickle cell anemia,
which took her eyesight.
526
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,792
She was still so stylish.
People didn't realize she was blind.
527
00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:17,922
My mother had already lived
in the Ardmore for eight years
528
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,340
when the Sterlings bought it.
529
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,719
At first, the toilet broke.
530
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:27,849
My mother had to dispose of her waste
in plastic bags.
531
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:30,727
One day I came over,
532
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:33,563
and my mother was standing
in three inches of flood water.
533
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,025
They didn't want to fix anything.
534
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,401
They just wanted her to leave.
535
00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:41,362
And I was, like,
"Mom, you have to move out."
536
00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:45,241
But she wouldn't. And she told me...
537
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:49,162
"You have to stand
for something,
538
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,539
or you stand for nothing."
539
00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:07,931
How are you feeling?
- Sad.
540
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:12,268
But good for confronting it. Thank you.
541
00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:15,438
Are you gonna talk to her? To Ebony?
542
00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:17,649
- What for?
- To take responsibility.
543
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,609
Could be very healing for her.
544
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:22,195
And if she told people I apologized?
545
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:25,657
You're asking me
to break publicly with Donald.
546
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:31,287
You mean the guy who told you
his girlfriend was a con artist
547
00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,122
so you would sue her?
548
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:37,710
What do you think Donald would say
if he saw that deposition?
549
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:41,172
He'd call Ebony Jones a B-I-T-C-H too.
550
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,842
Look, I ditched the bad guy.
551
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:46,886
And I am here to tell you
from the other side,
552
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:49,681
life is much less stressful.
553
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,893
There's nobody keeping you awake, snoring.
554
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,021
You don't have to wear makeup.
555
00:30:58,731 --> 00:31:02,735
And you and I, we could go
to Bollywood Night at the Bowl.
556
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:05,905
We could find
a great Ethiopian place.
557
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:11,995
We could go to Canyon Ranch
and get every kind of massage.
558
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,705
It sounds nice.
559
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:16,457
Her number's right here.
560
00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:19,168
Let's call her.
561
00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:21,296
What? Now?
562
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:31,973
News is official as of today.
Karl Rove has been exonerated.
563
00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:35,602
He's not gonna face criminal charges
for leaking the name of a CIA operative.
564
00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:39,147
So my first question to you all:
Why is President Bush still...
565
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:41,691
Listen, I think we should settle.
566
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:45,236
Those depositions
are gonna go public, Donald.
567
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:50,325
If we draw this out,
some reporter is going to quote you
568
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:52,660
going on about sucking and licking.
569
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:56,122
And everyone's gonna read
all the horrible things
570
00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:57,999
the tenants say about us.
571
00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:02,795
So? People throw away their newspapers.
People forget.
572
00:32:02,795 --> 00:32:05,131
It could be a problem with the NBA.
573
00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:09,552
Do you think David Stern is gonna
touch a hair on my pubic region?
574
00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:15,683
He just got a $30 million extension
as commissioner because of my committee.
575
00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:19,312
Nobody's coming after us.
You're being paranoid.
576
00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,064
Trying to undermine
577
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:24,651
our military's efforts
in Iraq to root out WMDs.
578
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:29,030
- Oh, Donald, your cyst popped.
- Gladys has a spray.
579
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,949
Get off my sofa!
580
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:35,161
You're like Pigpen in Peanuts,
you leave a mess everywhere.
581
00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:37,580
Go away. I want you out.
582
00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:39,624
...allow our presidents
to lead our country.
583
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,960
Wait, are you talking about splitting up?
584
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,712
...seeing a president get
attacked for trying to do the right thing.
585
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,760
You want me to take these to Goodwill?
586
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,178
No, honey.
587
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:56,391
Put them in Mr. Sterling's taxi,
and let's wash the bed linen.
588
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,768
- Okay.
Get his smell outta here.
589
00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:03,189
{\an8}Hmm.
590
00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:11,572
We'll be concentrating
on your experiences
591
00:33:11,572 --> 00:33:13,241
as general manager of the Clippers.
592
00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:14,826
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
593
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:36,180
Now Commissioner David Stern
has instituted a mandatory dress code.
594
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,850
The dress code applies to players
at game arenas
595
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,352
and while traveling to and from games.
596
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:43,187
{\an8}Now consider Richard "Rip" Hamilton.
597
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:45,356
{\an8}Under the new dress code,
he would have three strikes.
598
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:49,277
{\an8}He's wearing a medallion
outside his clothing. That is a violation.
599
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:50,820
{\an8}He is also wearing headgear
600
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:54,907
{\an8}presumably not approved by his team,
or, quote, "appropriate" to the event.
601
00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:58,077
{\an8}And he is not wearing
a collared dress shirt or a turtleneck.
602
00:33:58,077 --> 00:34:02,081
{\an8}We're looking for some more uniformity
and some sense of professionalism.
603
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:06,461
♪ Happy Christmas ♪
604
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:11,049
{\an8}♪ Happy Christmas ♪
605
00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:14,135
- Good job. Give me that.
606
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:15,678
What a great girl.
607
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,348
Wonderful. Let's go sit here
for a minute, hmm?
608
00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:24,479
It's a respectful offer, Elgin.
609
00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,481
It's a termination letter.
610
00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:30,109
No, no, no. You're--
You're still part of the organization.
611
00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:31,194
It's a--
612
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,071
It's a new role.
613
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:34,739
A transition--
614
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,699
Transition to making half my salary,
615
00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:40,119
so you can use my name
without having to hear my voice.
616
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,663
Elgin, come on.
617
00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:47,668
Don't be like that. It's Christmas.
It's a-- It's a party.
618
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,130
We haven't even done
Secret Santa yet.
619
00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:55,176
Okay. I'm your Santa.
620
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,930
Uh, I-I got you a Wii Fit.
621
00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:03,309
I don't want a Wii Fit. I want my job.
622
00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:08,481
Elgin, you served the Clippers
for 22 years as GM.
623
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,149
That-That's something to crow about.
624
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,486
I mean, only 30 of those jobs
in the whole world.
625
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:16,614
And I've been the lowest paid
by a long shot.
626
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:21,702
From a certain viewpoint, you know,
uh, other franchises are more lucrative.
627
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:26,791
And other GMs, frankly,
have a better track record.
628
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,794
So, some-some people, given those facts,
629
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:33,506
might look at this and say,
"Heck, you make a lot of money."
630
00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:34,799
Andy, don't play with me.
631
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,425
♪ Happy Christmas... ♪
632
00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:41,055
For years, I've put up with being called
the worst GM in NBA history,
633
00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:44,267
taking all the heat for our sorry record.
634
00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:46,727
Even in this dang office.
635
00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:51,607
I hear colleagues talking
over the bathroom stalls,
636
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:55,987
"Elgin's got no vision.
Elgin's apathetic."
637
00:35:56,779 --> 00:35:58,948
And not once did I said a word
638
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:03,661
about all the trades
that I couldn't get Donald to approve.
639
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:07,248
Not once have I told a reporter
640
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:11,210
about the bare-bones operation
we've had for years.
641
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:16,174
Losing kills me, Andy.
642
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:19,635
♪ Happy Christmas... ♪
643
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,638
You never won anything,
so you don't know.
644
00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:25,683
It kills me.
645
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,397
But I thought, why tell the world?
646
00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:35,318
You get embarrassed on a play,
you don't let your opponent know.
647
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:41,824
But the things I could have done
for this team...
648
00:36:43,826 --> 00:36:46,162
if I had been given the resources.
649
00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:53,252
Okay, um.
650
00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:00,927
When I get to feeling down,
you know what I do?
651
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,347
I look in the mirror and I say to myself,
652
00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:11,354
"You know how lucky you are to have had
this incredible career in the NBA?"
653
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,857
You were 25 when you started
with the Clippers.
654
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:18,527
What had you accomplished? Good grades?
655
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:20,613
You are lucky.
656
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:23,282
- I was--
- No.
657
00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:25,534
True. [stammers] It's a bad comparison.
658
00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:28,329
You were great. You-- One of the greats.
659
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,209
Okay. I'm gonna--
I'm gonna go back out there.
660
00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:35,670
Um.
661
00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:39,840
There are a lot of our colleagues
who would love to have
662
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,759
one last happy night with you.
663
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,054
I wanna talk to Donald.
664
00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:48,349
Uh. No, he's at a--
He's at a charity event.
665
00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:52,103
Look, Elgin, if he'd known that you
were gonna be so unhappy with our offer--
666
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,813
He was just here.
667
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:56,232
And now he's tied up, my friend.
668
00:37:56,816 --> 00:38:01,195
- Call him and tell him I'm going to sue.
- Sue? For what?
669
00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:05,366
- Unlawful termination.
- No, Elgin, you're not being fired.
670
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,910
Racial discrimination for years.
671
00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:09,829
Okay. Who-- Who--
672
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:13,291
Who are you accusing
of racial discrimination?
673
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,584
- Donald. You.
- So...
674
00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:18,796
M-Me? Me? Me?
675
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:22,008
You and Donald and the NBA.
676
00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:25,428
You're gonna sue the NBA?
677
00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:28,848
What was David Stern doing
while Donald was paying millions
678
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:32,226
to make housing discrimination suits
go away?
679
00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:33,185
Uh--
680
00:38:33,185 --> 00:38:36,105
What was the commissioner doing
while Donald was screaming
681
00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:40,860
at the young men who played for us,
destroying their confidence?
682
00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:46,282
The commissioner was making sure
our players didn't wear baggy pants.
683
00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:48,784
He was trying to make the league
successful internationally.
684
00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:51,245
Elgin, you know that.
He couldn't do that with a--
685
00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:54,415
With what? Look around, Andy.
686
00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:58,502
Donald may be the only owner
talking like he's on the plantation,
687
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:01,213
but he's not the only one acting like it.
688
00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:05,217
So, what?
It's just all one big conspiracy?
689
00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:07,386
How many Black owners are there?
690
00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:10,514
Okay, well, now you're getting into
who has the money in this country, and--
691
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:13,726
Okay. Let's count Black executives.
692
00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:14,810
Starting with you?
693
00:39:14,810 --> 00:39:17,938
Fine. Why did Donald hire me?
694
00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:19,774
Did you ever wonder that?
695
00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:24,987
- To entice players he wouldn't pay.
696
00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,699
Oh, I--
697
00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:33,037
Okay, fine. But you spent
your entire life in the NBA,
698
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,997
you're the worst possible messenger.
699
00:39:34,997 --> 00:39:38,709
People are gonna think,
"If Elgin was really so unhappy,
700
00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:40,002
why didn't he just leave?"
701
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:45,341
With the stain on me
from this team's reputation?
702
00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:50,054
- Where was I going to go?
703
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,348
You can understand that.
704
00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:59,897
Elgin. You're gonna lose.
705
00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,574
People need to know.
706
00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:54,368
A jury rejected Elgin Baylor's claim
707
00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:57,121
of discrimination by the NBA
and Donald Sterling,
708
00:40:57,121 --> 00:41:00,291
giving the league a resounding victory
over the former GM.
709
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:03,377
One OG who doesn't get
enough recognition is Elgin Baylor.
710
00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:05,880
Nobody played above the rim before him.
711
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,591
Dude averaged more points per game
than LeBron.
712
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,135
When he was with the Lakers,
713
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:15,097
a segregated hotel in West Virginia
wouldn't give the Black players rooms.
714
00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:17,141
So Baylor sat out the game,
715
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:20,728
in the first ever boycott in the NBA.
716
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,438
The situation in Los Angeles
717
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:27,026
forced the NBA to reschedule
game four of the Jazz/Clippers series.
718
00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:29,278
No word on when the playoffs might resume,
719
00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:31,822
but the unrest
has Clippers GM, Elgin Baylor,
720
00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:35,326
wondering if this moment
is bigger than basketball.
721
00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:38,245
{\an8}I think what's going on here
in Los Angeles
722
00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:41,165
{\an8}is far more important
than playing a basketball game.
723
00:41:41,957 --> 00:41:44,376
We were excited about
getting to the playoffs.
724
00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:47,588
First time we've been in the playoffs
since we've been the Clippers.
725
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:50,257
But I think everyone's put that
on the back burner.
726
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:54,637
Tomorrow's game was supposed
to take place at the LA Sports Arena,
727
00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:58,015
which sits in the center of the turmoil,
currently engulfing the Southland.
728
00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:12,279
- Why are you on my court?
729
00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:23,290
Ladies and gentlemen,
we're back in Los Angeles.
730
00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:24,875
It's just after midnight...
731
00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:30,297
Be sure to check for any belongings
in your overhead compartment.
732
00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:33,717
Wakey-wakey, honey. We're back.
733
00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:43,143
Yeah, yeah, yeah.