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‪我爸挾持人質

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‪只是有個傢伙受困在地下室
‪我們會解決的

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‪沒什麼好解決,我們得放了他,立刻

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‪你說得一點也沒錯
‪應該好好考慮這個選擇

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‪妳只是想拐我幫妳出主意吧

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‪聽好,要是那個治療師告訴別人

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‪他“在情非得已的情況下被迫作客”

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‪你父親會去坐牢,公司也會完蛋

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‪不然呢?把他關到死
‪再埋進牆壁裡嗎?

10
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‪當然不是,雖然我很高興你提新點子

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‪我要去放他走

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‪天啊,你滿腦子只想著放人

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‪我以為他要走了

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‪然後我走回酒吧
‪猜猜看誰在我後面...

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‪-不會吧
‪-握著笛子

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‪-天啊,是你兒子!我起雞皮疙瘩了
‪-是不是?

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‪然後卡拉OK的音樂響起...

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‪這是什麼情況?

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‪現在沒事

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‪我正在為一個精彩故事的結尾鋪梗

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‪你應該把門上鎖的

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‪自己看,一切都很好
‪但你馬上就往壞的地方想

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‪不對,很抱歉
‪所以我爸沒綁架你嗎?

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‪原來你就是傑克森

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‪歡迎

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‪沒錯,這段關係剛開始很不順

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‪但其實我在這裡過得挺開心

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‪我們一起吃晚餐,打撞球
‪明天還有電影之夜

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‪這位老兄居然沒看過《冰血暴》
‪千萬別對他爆雷

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‪這也是我們要遵循的原則
‪千萬別告訴任何人

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‪說真的,認識你爸之前
‪我正踏上一條不歸路

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‪我威脅他,還勒索他

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‪但是他把我帶回正軌

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‪讓我意識到我不想當那種人

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‪我只是給你時間去反省

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‪不!你拯救了我,仔細聽好

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‪天啊,這怎麼可能?
‪即使你綁架了某個人...

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‪你是說讓對方有喘息空間

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‪...而對方還是滿嘴稱讚和感激?

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‪我覺得多數人只是很懂得感恩

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‪並沒有,多數人忘恩負義
‪很多書都有寫

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‪傑克森,你似乎很在意
‪外在環境發生的事

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‪告訴我,你心裡又怎麼回事?

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‪我們來挖掘一下

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‪我想問你一件事

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‪你父親跟我討論過
‪失去妻子的心情,不過

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‪你對失去母親有什麼感覺?

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‪我應該是在場精神狀況最健全的人

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‪只排第二名

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‪-他在顧左右而言他
‪-標準的避重就輕

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‪-可憐
‪-聽到他的痛苦了嗎?

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‪震耳欲聾,但我沒聽到
‪你要如何處理悲傷情緒

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‪-我們來挖掘一下
‪-不要

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‪沒什麼好挖的
‪你綁架別人幹嘛突然扯上我?

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‪好吧,我來說句公道話

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‪萊斯利,你威脅艾利斯,非常不正當

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‪艾利斯,你囚禁他,也很不可取
‪所以就當雙方扯平了

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‪還有,你可以走了

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‪也許她說得對

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‪-或許我該離開了
‪-這一切發生得好快

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‪謝謝你幫我改正

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‪答應我要看《冰血暴》

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‪天哪

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‪還有《八月心風暴》

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‪-你啊
‪-你

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‪走吧

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‪如果你能在報告中告訴董事會

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‪艾利斯很忙碌、專注
‪而且頭腦清楚到不行,那就太棒了

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‪-要強調“頭腦清楚”
‪-我愛那傢伙

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‪太荒謬了

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‪不管你做什麼,都會如願以償

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‪沒這回事

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‪我錯過班機了

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‪正合我意

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‪艾利斯的震盪人生

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‪你為什麼
‪不在果醬三明治上塗花生醬?

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‪我覺得現在吃堅果醬還太早

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‪這正是我和萊斯利擔心的

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‪你不想塗花生醬
‪因為那是你媽生前做的最後一批

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‪或者我只想吃純果醬三明治

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‪-只有怪物才會那麼吃
‪-柏靈頓也這樣吃

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‪柏靈頓是會說話的熊
‪所以嚴格來說是怪物

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‪吃花生醬吧,感受你的悲傷

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‪好吧,是因為老媽,但我現在不想談

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‪-葬禮之後你哭過嗎?
‪-別教我怎麼哀悼

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‪如果你做得更好,就不用我教了

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‪別把悲傷埋在心裡

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‪要是你留下,我會教你如何去感受

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‪綁架一個治療師
‪你就突然變成萬事通了

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‪但我訂不到機位離開
‪所以我會多待一天

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‪-我想去實驗室,別太激動
‪-你要來上班嗎?

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‪我們幫你弄件體面的上衣
‪搞定你的頭髮

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‪然後我們就行動

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‪你從興奮轉換成酸人模式
‪速度之快讓人讚嘆

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‪你那件襯衫有夠花俏

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‪麥爾坎

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‪-你喝太多咖啡了
‪-對不起,我會付錢

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‪我開玩笑的,我才不管你喝咖啡

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‪怎麼沒人懂我的幽默感?

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‪-我在等你回答
‪-喔

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‪-我開玩笑的
‪-這個讚

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‪-怎麼沒人懂我的幽默感?
‪-妳又開玩笑了

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‪不,這次我是認真問

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‪這樣啊

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‪我又在開玩笑了
‪怎麼沒人懂我的幽默感?

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‪-我覺得很受傷
‪-有趣

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‪艾利斯最近怪裡怪氣
‪所以董事把我們盯得死死

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‪我們必須削減一些成本

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‪既然艾利斯輕率地
‪把你從助理升到專案經理

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‪我要你去紅色實驗室縮緊開支

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‪我可以,絕對沒問題

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‪很好,從伙食預算下手

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‪-天啊,她們很愛伙食
‪-現在她們會更不愛

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‪我才剛進管理團隊
‪不希望她們覺得...

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‪你擅長這份工作

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‪也許你不是當專案經理的料
‪不是每個人都適合升職

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‪不,我做得到,我可以,我行的

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‪繼續加油,我相信只要找到節奏
‪事情會神奇地搞定

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‪-嘿兩位,你們好嗎?
‪-我馬上去辦

120
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‪-很好,他要做什麼?
‪-大概沒事吧

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‪我擔心傑克森,他哭得不夠多

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‪我討厭哭泣
‪所以我每年只哭一次,一次12小時

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‪我覺得他急著趕回紐約

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‪是因為這裡的一切,讓他想起他母親

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‪如果他能宣洩悲傷,傷口就會癒合

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‪-也許他就會留下來
‪-我也希望他在這裡

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‪但我更希望能有公司讓他待著

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‪-對,這句說得通
‪-那我們有共識

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‪-我們都希望傑克森哭泣與留下
‪-沒錯,而且有個地方能待

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‪要做到這一點
‪董事會必須看到實質進展

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‪因為他們正在考慮換掉你

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‪是那對愚蠢的威浮球雙胞胎吧

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‪華勒森雙胞胎,但全董事會都很不安

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‪他們2點要開會,本來應該昨天開的

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‪但你忙著在辦公室遛鳥

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‪對,因為我懂得如何好好哀悼

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‪好吧,我這就回辦公室穿著衣服閉關

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‪沒有突破我就不出關

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‪-我對你有信心
‪-我也是

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‪-非常好
‪-還是擔心傑克森

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‪-但你不會被這件事拖累
‪-再說吧

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‪傑克森?你怎麼會來這裡?

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‪嗨,露娜

144
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‪我對碳捕集計畫有一些瘋狂的想法

145
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‪-希望妳不介意,我取出生物質了
‪-完全不介意

146
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‪那是你爸創造的,基本上算是你弟弟

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‪這倒是,看來我可以開它玩笑
‪只要大人不在就好

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‪嘿,死胖子

149
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‪你決定嘲笑它的身材?

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‪抱歉,你總害我惹麻煩

151
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‪這真的很酷

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‪你們把生物質的碳吸收率
‪提升到原來的9942倍

153
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‪真厲害,大部分人都四捨五入到一萬

154
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‪-我討厭不精準
‪-我以為不精確是新的壞潮流

155
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‪就是說啊
‪如果我想要近似值會直接問

156
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‪打死我都不會這樣問

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‪妳想看我的瘋狂點子嗎?

158
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‪我在飛機上看了一份研究報告

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‪-你拿看論文當娛樂嗎?
‪-不是

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‪-我是
‪-我也是

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‪內容關於G1細胞週期蛋白家族
‪在有絲分裂前細胞生長中的作用

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‪繼續說

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‪我在想既然可以
‪用核醣體的數量衡量細胞大小

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‪如果降低週期蛋白的合成率...

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‪-就能限制細胞生長
‪-沒錯,細胞越小,就有...

166
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‪-更大的表面積...
‪-進而提升吸收率

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‪-這樣整體的質量係數...
‪-就會棒呆了

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‪我有男朋友

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‪好極了,男朋友也很棒
‪實驗進度很順利,一切都很美好

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‪感覺很棒,我要假裝有電話
‪我是說接電話

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‪嘿,傑克森

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‪我想約他出去

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‪真的嗎?

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‪他很可愛,我喜歡他有點怕我
‪而且我覺得我們昨天有火花

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‪妳跟很多人都有火花

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‪那個咖啡師、他的經理、我父母

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‪他們很喜歡妳,不是約會那種
‪拜託別跟我爸媽約會

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‪等等,妳不是喜歡傑克森吧?

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00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,361
‪我?才怪,我有男朋友了

180
00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,488
‪-對,但妳不喜歡他
‪-我喜歡他

181
00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:51,490
‪-沒那麼喜歡
‪-我夠喜歡他了

182
00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:54,660
‪我是說很喜歡
‪約傑克森出去吧,我不在乎

183
00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:58,581
‪嘿,紅色實驗室的各位還好嗎?

184
00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:02,376
‪最重要的實驗室,捕碳拯救全世界

185
00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:06,422
‪-你好像有目的
‪-胡扯

186
00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:09,216
‪妳們知道我們是朋友,永遠都是

187
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,428
‪雖然嚴格來說
‪現在這間實驗室歸我管

188
00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:14,388
‪感覺還像是公文寫錯

189
00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:15,973
‪真是的

190
00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,101
‪只是妳們的伙食費太高

191
00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:23,105
‪我是沒意見啦
‪但高層肥貓看不慣,那群傢伙

192
00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:25,357
‪老是找基層員工的麻煩

193
00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:27,026
‪我們不刪減伙食費,還有事嗎?

194
00:09:27,026 --> 00:09:28,777
‪-我在想...
‪-不可能,還有事嗎?

195
00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:29,945
‪堅定立場

196
00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:34,033
‪妳們買了貴爆的開心果
‪也許可以不要再買...

197
00:09:34,033 --> 00:09:36,452
‪-你瘋了嗎?
‪-別想拿走我們的開心果

198
00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:40,414
‪你跑來實驗室想奪走唯一能
‪讓我們有力氣去拯救世界的零食嗎?

199
00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:44,084
‪聽著,我們現在都很驚恐

200
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,171
‪等我們搞清楚怎麼回事
‪再回來繼續談吧

201
00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:52,384
‪新關係必須先定好規則

202
00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:55,220
‪沒錯, 就像坐牢第一天要先揍人

203
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,391
‪認真想

204
00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:01,602
‪有了!

205
00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,229
‪不行

206
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,834
‪所以你想出好點子了嗎?

207
00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:29,004
‪並沒有,怎麼回事?

208
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,465
‪那首歌讓我想起我老婆

209
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,467
‪你聽到歌?

210
00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:40,265
‪傑克森十歲時
‪我們全家去峇里島度假

211
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,143
‪他在陌生的飯店裡睡不著

212
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,397
‪凱蒂就唱這首歌哄他睡

213
00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:49,233
‪想這些真的很有益健康

214
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,901
‪但妳希望我晚點再想嗎?

215
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,946
‪-好的
‪-好吧,該集中精神了

216
00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:01,578
‪一點幫助也沒有

217
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,914
‪說不定傑克森聽到那首歌

218
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:07,543
‪會敞開心房,讓他像正常人一樣哭泣

219
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:09,044
‪天啊

220
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,338
‪-我馬上回來
‪-妳要去哪裡?

221
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,715
‪帶個驚喜給我!

222
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,216
‪牛角麵包好了!

223
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,552
‪成功了,細胞變得越來越小

224
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,679
‪而且中絲仍保持結構完整

225
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:19,596
‪讓我看看

226
00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,559
‪我們可以一起看,你的頭很小

227
00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:24,768
‪謝囉?

228
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,566
‪要是我們增加C2C2激酶的活性呢?

229
00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:31,817
‪妳太有才了

230
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,528
‪天啊,我現在開心到不行

231
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,529
‪我也是

232
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,197
‪這時就需要

233
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,909
‪來點貴森森的開心果

234
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,828
‪好喔,應該可以,那就吃吧

235
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:45,914
‪所以,我正在考慮約你出去

236
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,041
‪什麼?約我嗎?

237
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,547
‪-傑克森,我要找你
‪-但現在情況正有趣

238
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:54,840
‪不能等了,快來

239
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,681
‪-看看妳,大膽出擊
‪-妳覺得我太急了嗎?

240
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,894
‪不會,我尊重妳,但我花了兩年
‪才告訴布萊恩他的頭很小

241
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:10,814
‪艾利斯?

242
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,109
‪艾利斯?

243
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:15,778
‪艾利斯?

244
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:22,534
‪麥爾坎,我說過不要偷偷靠近我
‪我受過訓練

245
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:26,038
‪-對不起,你的手還好嗎?
‪-沒事,幸好它們也訓練有素

246
00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:27,039
‪那是什麼?

247
00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:30,000
‪這是我的新頌缽
‪來自西藏,或是塞內加爾

248
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:35,506
‪是波士頓,能讓心靈平靜
‪我希望它幫助我更專注於手邊工作

249
00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:38,342
‪我不想干擾你,因為你很忙

250
00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:41,887
‪除非你想知道我發生的事
‪非常有趣喔

251
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:42,971
‪我不想探人隱私

252
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,389
‪沒關係,我直接告訴你吧

253
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:47,017
‪我得削減紅色實驗室的伙食預算

254
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,520
‪但她們甚至不讓我拿走高級開心果

255
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,439
‪她們在測試你
‪科學家嘛,很會來這一套

256
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,942
‪我該怎麼辦?
‪你可能會問,順便回答吧

257
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:58,654
‪當作是打仗,你必須一寸寸攻陷灘頭

258
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:02,616
‪第一步可以
‪先把高級開心果換成便宜貨

259
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,201
‪但她們為什麼會同意?

260
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,829
‪你的腦袋很混亂,我來幫你

261
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:10,624
‪所以怎麼回事?我爸還好嗎?

262
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,877
‪他待會要開董事會
‪但困住了,我要幫他解套

263
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,838
‪除非你解開人生關卡,他才會脫身

264
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,841
‪拜託別告訴我妳要我進去哭

265
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,509
‪天啊,你真聰明

266
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,427
‪現在給我進去哭吧

267
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,975
‪麥爾坎,我對天發誓

268
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,142
‪他聽不到

269
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,859
‪安娜,怎麼回事?
‪我一直待在這頌缽裡

270
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:40,195
‪-最新消息,滾出去,知道了吧
‪-我這就走

271
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,197
‪等等,帶走頌缽

272
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:48,704
‪頌缽會解決你所有的問題
‪相信它,當然還有敲棒

273
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,455
‪謝謝

274
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,833
‪看來一切很順利

275
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,626
‪等等,你來得正好

276
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,295
‪不,我不會為了你哭

277
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:57,337
‪如果是我哭呢?

278
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,465
‪我十個月後才要生,尖叫有用嗎?

279
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,176
‪我沒叫你哭,只想告訴你一個故事

280
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:11,226
‪時間是2005年,地點在峇里島

281
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,979
‪幸福的一家人跟著健康的母親...

282
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,148
‪爸,拜託停下來,別再提了

283
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:20,152
‪我沒照你的方式哀悼
‪不代表我做錯事

284
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,446
‪我每天都想念老媽

285
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:25,407
‪但我用適合我的方式哀悼
‪因為這就是我

286
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,826
‪如果你不喜歡,那是你的問題

287
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,414
‪我看到他哭了

288
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:36,209
‪很難察覺
‪因為他極不爽,但他真的有哭

289
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,795
‪任務完成,該去保住你的飯碗了

290
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:42,215
‪我是壞爸爸嗎?
‪所以他才不想跟我相處?

291
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:46,011
‪不是,艾利斯,這只是表示你在意

292
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:50,140
‪有些孩子從沒被爸爸
‪逼得二度受創而哭

293
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,892
‪謝謝,妳真體貼

294
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:57,105
‪如果今天下午的會議你無法應付
‪那沒關係

295
00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,150
‪-我會想辦法
‪-不用,我們會搞定,我們還有...

296
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,278
‪37分鐘?我整天在瞎忙什麼?

297
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,872
‪等等,再做一次

298
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,624
‪(可可泡芙麥片)

299
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:18,961
‪(完美開心果)

300
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,338
{\an8}‪(原味帶殼堅果
‪乾焙與鹽味)

301
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,382
‪(完美開心果)

302
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,812
‪相信頌缽

303
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:45,404
‪所以我要約妳出去你沒意見嗎?

304
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,156
‪妳是說妳考慮約我

305
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,617
‪所以什麼都要我做,而你當閒人?

306
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,411
‪希望你在床上不是這樣

307
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:53,453
‪聽著,我很抱歉

308
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,582
‪我真的很想跟妳出去
‪我們約出門吧,今晚如何?

309
00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,293
‪-我今晚不行,星期五呢?
‪-我明天就走了

310
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,005
‪所以你讓我辛苦跳了一支求偶舞
‪結果只是白費力氣

311
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,298
‪我不知道妳考慮約我出去

312
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,592
‪只考慮在星期五那天約

313
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,387
‪也許下次你來的時候
‪我們可以再來個類約會

314
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,431
‪我很樂意

315
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,975
‪露比,請妳去一下廚房

316
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,186
‪我準備了一個小驚喜
‪包妳為“堅”瘋狂

317
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,148
‪我打賭是堅果

318
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,985
‪如果不是,我這輩子都會納悶
‪他幹嘛強調那個字

319
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,535
‪我幫妳們買了大包裝的高級開心果

320
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:36,163
‪並裝進這個漂亮的頌缽
‪因為妳們是我朋友

321
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:40,042
‪我們尊重彼此
‪我才不管那群肥貓怎麼處置我

322
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,293
‪謝謝你,麥爾坎

323
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:44,755
‪你對公司的陽奉陰違
‪會讓你成為好老闆

324
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,257
‪這些堅果“堅”的很讚

325
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,594
‪妳學我說雙關語
‪讓我很滿意我們的現況

326
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,055
‪這些“堅”可口

327
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:56,725
‪太棒了,大家幹得好
‪一起繼續加油吧

328
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,936
‪我們很好心耍笨

329
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:03,607
‪假裝分不出高級開心果和這些垃圾

330
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:04,649
‪為什麼要放過他?

331
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:08,236
‪我們得給他點甜頭,萬一他被降職
‪天曉得正牌上司會怎樣

332
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,406
‪真的,今天過後
‪他短時間不會來煩我們了

333
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,576
‪對,想像如果是我們
‪真正在意的東西會怎樣?

334
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,537
‪-就是說,我根本不喜歡開心果
‪-完全不值這筆錢

335
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,669
‪妳的天才呢,安娜?

336
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,379
‪對啊,妳那位天才呢?

337
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,716
‪偉大的艾利斯德雷根是不是怕了
‪因為他知道他完蛋了?

338
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,052
‪嗯,偉大的艾利斯德雷根
‪是不是怕了,因為...

339
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,386
‪知道嗎,雙胞胎?

340
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,057
‪外界說你們因為繼承
‪事事都不勞而獲,這太不公平了

341
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,893
‪因為你們根本
‪沒繼承到任何討喜的特質

342
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,899
‪科學是什麼?

343
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:53,490
‪錯了,科學是創新與綜效
‪綜新,創效

344
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:58,370
‪-我們聽不懂
‪-通常我們並不介意

345
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:01,039
‪但這次我們要弄清楚
‪我們必須知道你在做什麼

346
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,834
‪我會告訴你我們的工作內容
‪查茲或提傑

347
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,919
‪我們正在大展身手

348
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,171
‪-那我們訂的目標呢?
‪-對,還有...

349
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,423
‪-別說了
‪-我來跟你們談談目標

350
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:14,886
‪我們不但會達成
‪還要跟他們成為好朋友

351
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,639
‪交情好到如果拜託他載我們去機場

352
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,766
‪他們會一口答應,對吧,安娜?

353
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,978
‪對,而且他們還會
‪主動問回程班機的時間

354
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,938
‪我們會說:“沒關係,我們叫車”

355
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:29,151
‪他們會說:“不用,別傻了
‪我們來接你,否則要目標幹嘛?”

356
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,069
‪-現在丟回來給我
‪-把時間交還艾利斯

357
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:48,253
‪-知道嗎?這根本是胡扯
‪-胡扯就是創新

358
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,630
‪不,並不是

359
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,925
‪事實是我們達不到你們的目標

360
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:58,096
‪我本來要來這裡講得天花亂墜
‪但我不想這樣

361
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,974
‪因為今天我從一個年輕人身上學到

362
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,852
‪就算事情不照你期望的發生

363
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,896
‪也不表示那個人做錯了

364
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:08,523
‪我正在規劃適合自己的時間表

365
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:11,902
‪這就是我
‪如果你們有意見,那是你們的事

366
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,446
‪他拒絕我們嗎?

367
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:16,698
‪他的自信迷死我了

368
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,451
‪我發明了不易受損的酪梨

369
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,037
‪我甚至研發出仿生胰臟

370
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,456
‪價格便宜到
‪可以在好市多買到超值三入組

371
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:28,460
‪所以當我說我們會搞定碳計畫時
‪請相信我

372
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,796
‪這很重要,必須搞定
‪但必須按照我的時間表

373
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,424
‪不是你們的

374
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:41,097
‪各位先生女士
‪這就是了不起的艾利斯德雷根

375
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:46,645
‪-你跟我想的一樣嗎?
‪-每次都是,這只是暫時挫敗

376
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:47,854
‪我們會搞死他

377
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:49,981
‪我們何必還要說話呢?

378
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,274
‪可以不必

379
00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,157
‪-情況怎麼樣?
‪-他做得很好

380
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:00,617
‪那就好

381
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,535
‪其實,傑克森

382
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:06,081
‪雖然他未必會表現出來
‪但他在乎你的想法

383
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:06,998
‪我剛剛看到了

384
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,000
‪謝謝

385
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:14,673
‪-實驗室控管好了嗎?
‪-全擺平了

386
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,307
‪這是給你的

387
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,934
‪果醬三明治

388
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,394
‪只有果醬

389
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,938
‪我現在不想吃果醬

390
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:33,108
‪只是個象徵,你說的話讓我茅塞頓開

391
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,610
‪後來我也用更權威
‪和帥氣的姿態複述一遍

392
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:40,073
‪何時準備好吃花生醬該由你自己決定

393
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:41,866
‪其他人無權做主

394
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:44,494
‪好喔

395
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:46,830
‪那謝謝囉

396
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:51,418
‪-你今天過得如何?
‪-很棒,實驗室很刺激

397
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:57,382
‪我覺得我還有點事沒做完
‪所以我可能會多待一陣子

398
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,676
‪真假,你要留下來?

399
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:03,638
‪-因為你想陪在我身邊
‪-你要唱歌了嗎?拜託不要唱

400
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:06,266
‪我兒子要留下來

401
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:09,102
‪我們會天天夜夜笙歌

402
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,478
‪-接吧
‪-不要

403
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,105
‪他不想唱歌

404
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,648
‪他不想跳舞

405
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,735
‪但現在他要留下來,我還有更多機會

406
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:23,074
‪晚安...

407
00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:02,340
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