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‪他在這裡
‪德雷根公司的新員工,興奮嗎?

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‪知道嗎?我就順了你的意,我很興奮

3
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‪很好,上班第一天的注意事項

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‪挺立的胸膛,對稱的笑容
‪還有別忘了,運用核心肌群

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‪好吧,我有個想法
‪既然我要留下來,不如接納我的本質

6
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‪別嘗試把我塑造成你的樣子如何?

7
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‪-我只是想幫忙
‪-因為需要幫忙的是我

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‪-很高興你認清這點
‪-天啊

9
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‪我在想今晚我們父子聚一聚
‪點個外賣,一起看部電影

10
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‪我應該有安排了

11
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‪這麼快?對你有好處
‪但對我沒什麼幫助

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‪不過我很開心,某種程度上啦

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‪但從另一個角度看,我非常失望

14
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‪你要拋下我,自己去哪裡?

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‪太好了,我去應門

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‪順便謝謝對方讓我脫離這次對話

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‪-成功了
‪-萊斯利,你來做什麼?

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‪我得跟你單獨談談,我想搬回來

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‪-我就猜到會發生這種事
‪-你總是這麼懂我

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‪我想念我們的友誼

21
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‪但真的是因為我們的友誼

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‪還是因為你老婆一個月前離開
‪所以內心空虛?

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‪不知道,也許我們可以去游泳
‪泡按摩浴缸和洗三溫暖

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‪一起裹在你
‪髒兮兮的浴巾裡暢談怎麼樣?

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‪-我知道很有趣,但是時候...
‪-讓我把話說完

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‪我真的很喜歡跟你相處的時光

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‪我想你也是

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‪如果你能看著我的眼睛,說你不想念

29
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‪那我立刻走人,永遠不會再來打擾你

30
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‪你知道我做不到

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‪他要回來了,再見
‪我會收拾好行李過來

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‪我幫我們準備了爆米花

33
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‪綜合口味的!

34
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‪-門口沒有人
‪-真奇怪

35
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‪-要走了嗎?
‪-好,但我只想正常地去上班

36
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‪-所以別小題大作
‪-當然不會

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‪艾利斯的震盪人生

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‪歡迎你,傑克森!

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‪為什麼我的話變成耳邊風?

40
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‪好了啦,沒什麼,只有幾個人來

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‪-我們得救了
‪-是的,我們得救了

42
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‪-我說我們得救了
‪-是的,我們已得救

43
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‪傑克森來到我們身邊
‪知道我們得救了吧?

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‪-聽著,我們得救了
‪-傑克森是救星

45
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‪-親愛的主,我們得救了
‪-傑克森是救星

46
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‪有了艾利斯和他的天才兒子
‪我們就安了

47
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‪-我們得救了
‪-傑克森是救星

48
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‪-對,我們得救了
‪-德雷根公司安啦

49
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‪有了傑克森幫忙老爸
‪知道我們得救了吧?

50
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‪傑克森會拯救我們...

51
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‪我知道跟你的預期不同

52
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‪但我們應該都認同這首歌啵棒吧

53
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‪如果我說是,可以停止了嗎?

54
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‪-我得找支麥克風
‪-該死

55
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‪-你希望傑克森喜歡這裡吧?
‪-沒事啦,他得學會找樂子

56
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‪但我還是要把
‪那群大溪地火舞者請回家

57
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‪掃興

58
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‪所以你要留下來?

59
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‪是的

60
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‪-好極了,回頭見
‪-等等,露比

61
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‪我們今晚出去吧

62
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‪好啊

63
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‪你越來越得心應手了

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‪好喔

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‪謝謝大家過來
‪剛才的合唱團很棒吧?

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‪一點也不浮誇

67
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‪多年來,傑克森一直在
‪他嚴肅的長笛探險旅程中

68
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‪但現在他決定只把長笛當成嗜好

69
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‪對男孩和他的長笛來說
‪這是唯一合理的結局

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‪現在他總算能走上正途
‪有一份正當職業

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‪傑克森,說幾句話吧

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‪我不是一直是愛探險的長笛男孩
‪我還有很多面

73
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‪有一陣子
‪我以為我想當野生動物攝影師

74
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‪但動物有多難找你們一定想不到

75
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‪就算找到了...

76
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‪我拍過一隻青蛙

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‪後來查了一下那是什麼品種

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‪我找到了...

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‪可我不記得名字,牠的頭是黃色的

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‪總之,我記得我找到很多
‪拍得更好的同一種青蛙照片

81
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‪我心想,“我拍心酸的嗎?”

82
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‪你搞砸了

83
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‪各位,我們休息一下重新出發
‪待會再回來

84
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‪好好享用蛋糕吧

85
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‪小夥子,你覺得剛才表現怎麼樣?

86
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‪我花太多時間談論那隻青蛙
‪牠到底叫什麼名字?

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‪你的公開演說技巧需要多磨練

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‪為何?要當你的翻版嗎?

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‪別激動,老大,我愛你
‪也喜歡這個想法,但你還差得遠

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‪派對結束了,你走後合唱團
‪開始唱聖歌,大家都晃回實驗室了

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‪太好了,我也一起去

92
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‪等一下,老大,可能需要你幫忙

93
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‪-妳叫我“老大”嗎?
‪-我們經常混在一起

94
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‪-這個稱呼是好事嗎?
‪-當然是,老大

95
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‪《時代》雜誌的愛麗森戴維斯在外面

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‪妙的是她說你邀他來兩天做貼身採訪

97
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‪我第一個念頭是
‪“艾利斯不可能這麼做

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‪因為他知道自己的精神狀況...”

99
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‪可以說不穩定

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‪找普立茲獎得主的記者過來
‪是最糟糕的主意

101
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‪所以你沒有這麼做吧?
‪對吧,是不是,老大?

102
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‪所以叫“老大”不是好事

103
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‪我覺得這個點子很棒
‪我們最近有一些負面消息

104
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‪自從凱蒂過世後,我就變得
‪可以說“有意思”

105
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‪這樣可以改變敘事角度
‪讓外界知道我很好

106
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‪而且這是一家正常企業

107
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‪我的新老鷹來了

108
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‪我冒昧拉回一點現實

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‪雖然昨天的董事會議你安全下庄
‪但華勒森雙胞胎還是想找你開刀

110
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‪而且大廳好像有一隻母蒼鷹在叫

111
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‪我父親以前熱愛賞鳥

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‪直到長尾鵟咬掉他鼻子一塊肉

113
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‪我的重點是現在不適合
‪有愛麗森戴維斯來四處窺探

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‪傑克森,告訴他我是對的

115
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‪黃帶箭毒蛙,我想起來了

116
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‪安娜,我覺得愛麗森
‪現在來著正是時候

117
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‪而且她已經來了,既來之則安之吧

118
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‪好吧,隨便
‪但我們得讓這裡看起來像正常企業

119
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‪不管她看到什麼,你都不能綁架她

120
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‪麥爾坎

121
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‪有個記者來了,她參觀實驗室時

122
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‪我要營造出刺激有趣的情景

123
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‪而不是一群文弱書呆
‪彎腰盯著顯微鏡看

124
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‪妳是指研究科學嗎?

125
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‪還有,去把艾利斯
‪那些亂七八糟的東西找出來藏好

126
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‪就從這個頌缽開始
‪再去找他用來電擊自己的玩意

127
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‪那個他根本不需要的腹肌刺激器

128
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‪還有隱形斗篷
‪可能很難找到,因為是隱形的

129
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‪還有一隻需要消音的老鷹

130
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‪我不想殺鳥

131
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‪少臭美了,那玩意能吞掉你的眼珠

132
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‪餵牠一點飼料讓牠冷靜下來
‪再放到櫥櫃裡

133
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‪妳似乎很瞭解老鷹,也許應該由妳...

134
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‪我絕不靠近那隻死亡機器
‪照做就對了

135
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‪嘿,露娜

136
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‪嘿,兄弟

137
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‪你還好嗎?

138
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‪天啊,我的演說有那麼糟嗎?

139
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‪沒有,幾乎沒人提到

140
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‪我討厭公開演說

141
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‪我也是,我唸爺爺的悼詞時吐了

142
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‪我試著用小抄卡刮掉棺材上的嘔吐物
‪結果卻把字弄花

143
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‪結果我唸了
‪《ID4星際終結者》裡的演說

144
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‪總統說
‪“我們不會悄悄進入良夜?”那段嗎?

145
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‪對 ,但我只記得他說

146
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‪“我們將要打一場
‪人類史上最大型的空戰”

147
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‪這一切對我爸來說易如反掌

148
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‪我絕對不會當著他的面說

149
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‪但有時候我不介意
‪少一點自我,多像他一點

150
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‪對,我希望像你爸那樣大膽
‪或能像個普通人

151
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‪是不是!

152
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‪我今晚要跟露比約會,我很緊張

153
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‪你安啦,只是別提到青蛙

154
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‪找到他了,你還好吧?

155
00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,156
‪所以真的很糟?

156
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‪沒有啦,你很...

157
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‪我看了昨天基因驅動的數據
‪你們看這個

158
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‪-你們在休息嗎?
‪-沒有,我們在工作

159
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‪傳播係數是不是偏低?

160
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‪-7.295,對,很奇怪
‪-好了,聽著

161
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‪有記者要來實驗室,但你們沒看頭

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‪等她來了,安娜希望
‪這裡看起來有超刺激的事發生

163
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‪-科學不是這樣運作的
‪-沒錯

164
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‪隱形斗篷怎麼會在這裡?

165
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‪我們還在研究
‪還沒達到百分百的隱形力

166
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‪除非你閉眼不看

167
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‪我必須收集所有怪東西,然後藏起來

168
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‪艾利斯辦公室裡的應該都清走了

169
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‪不過還有個有洞的木箱
‪你們知道那是什麼嗎?

170
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‪這是拿破崙的行動馬桶

171
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‪-什麼?
‪-真的

172
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‪我去拿吧,抬起來時需要用特定手勢

173
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‪等記者來的時候
‪假裝妳們的研究工作超有趣

174
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‪就當作是百老匯版的科學

175
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‪-沒人這麼搞
‪-對,雖然我想大膽一點

176
00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:15,723
‪太好了,去做吧, 露比呢?

177
00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:18,058
‪好吧,我應該能演無腦興奮的樣子

178
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,019
‪假裝我姪女在跟我說話

179
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:24,607
‪天啊,記者,那是妳的點心嗎?
‪是不是很好吃?

180
00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,984
‪有點怪,但還是比談科學有趣

181
00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,695
‪現在取消採訪還來得及

182
00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:32,323
‪我們可以帶愛麗森去會計部門
‪瑪姬做了餅乾

183
00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:34,908
‪-妳擔心過頭了
‪-因為我替瘋子工作

184
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:38,662
‪對不起,我承受很大壓力
‪因為我替瘋子工作

185
00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,164
‪你一定會表現得很棒

186
00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:42,666
‪真奇怪,妳從來沒這樣跟我說過

187
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,544
‪我要她不准問凱蒂或她過世的問題

188
00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,504
‪多謝

189
00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,090
‪愛麗森戴維斯

190
00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:52,468
‪我討厭一開始就化身成狂粉

191
00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:57,473
‪但妳那篇國際種子市場敗壞的報導
‪非常引人入勝

192
00:09:57,473 --> 00:10:00,225
‪妳挖的可是聲名狼藉產業的醜聞

193
00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,685
‪說得好,謝謝誇獎

194
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:06,148
‪而你艾利斯德雷根是傳奇人物
‪很榮幸接到你主動聯絡的電話

195
00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,816
‪不客氣,要開始了嗎?

196
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:08,776
‪沒問題

197
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,531
‪我聽說你太太過世時
‪你發瘋了,跟我聊聊吧

198
00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:19,662
‪-好喔
‪-愛麗森,等一下,暫停

199
00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:22,539
‪妳真調皮,我們談過這個了

200
00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:26,377
‪-其實呢,沒關係
‪-我不確定這樣可行

201
00:10:26,377 --> 00:10:28,295
‪不會,這個問題很合理

202
00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,466
‪凱蒂過世後的那個月

203
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,552
‪你真的只靠吃沙拉醬
‪配松鼠肉維生嗎?

204
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,680
‪那只是謠言

205
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,224
‪我吃不到一個月

206
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:42,518
‪聽著,我深愛凱蒂

207
00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:46,480
‪假裝失去她沒對我造成重大打擊
‪就太荒謬了

208
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,440
‪她鼓勵我鑽研這個領域

209
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,194
‪如果我能把溫室氣體封存一千年

210
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:55,656
‪除了可以緬懷她
‪還能給地球一個重生機會

211
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,033
‪感人又中規中矩的回答

212
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,828
‪所以,我瘋了嗎?

213
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,956
‪世人說伽利略瘋了

214
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:06,041
‪也說尼古拉特斯拉是瘋子

215
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:09,420
‪特斯拉是真的瘋了,他愛上一隻鴿子

216
00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:12,631
‪我才不會
‪我有養一隻鷹,但我對牠不感興趣

217
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:15,592
‪但如果我也是鳥,決不會離開鳥巢

218
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:19,304
‪因為那隻老鷹真的漂亮又火辣

219
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,724
‪-妳在寫什麼?
‪-你想告訴外界

220
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,685
‪你對你那隻
‪漂亮又火辣的老鷹不感興趣

221
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:28,021
‪這聽起來好像是我被火辣的老鷹吸引

222
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,106
‪那是純柏拉圖式關係

223
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,691
‪“純柏拉圖式的”

224
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,901
‪好吧,我覺得夠了

225
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,237
‪總而言之,我們正在做重要的工作

226
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:38,699
‪都是為了緬懷凱蒂,跟鳥毫無關係

227
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,785
‪我們去參觀實驗室吧
‪有刺激的事正在上演

228
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,874
‪-太好了,這是小犬傑克森
‪-幸會

229
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,751
‪-妳好
‪-你要拿我的...

230
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:53,297
‪木箱鼓,這是一種秘魯打擊樂器
‪可以坐在上面,用手拍打

231
00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:57,217
‪-為什麼上面有洞?
‪-聲音就是從這裡發出的

232
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,803
‪但如果人坐在上面
‪不是把洞蓋住了?

233
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:02,347
‪所以妳比秘魯人懂木箱鼓的設計嗎?

234
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,892
‪老實說,愛麗森
‪這有歧視祕魯人的味道

235
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:08,520
‪趁妳還沒禍從口出前
‪快帶妳去實驗室吧

236
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,147
‪訪談進行得怎麼樣?

237
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:11,982
‪一開始很突出

238
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:16,069
‪但後來莫名其妙陷入
‪人鳥的情愛鳩葛,需要解釋清楚

239
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,405
‪你今晚的計畫還算數嗎?

240
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,575
‪我要叫壽司外賣
‪家裡有個驚喜在等著

241
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,912
‪我的確有計畫,我要跟露比出去

242
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,415
‪露比,我就知道

243
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,668
‪我真厲害,你應該多聽我的話

244
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,213
‪我已經夠緊張 了,你這是幫倒忙

245
00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:35,923
‪-需要一點建議嗎?
‪-不用

246
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,092
‪好吧,需要,但別讓我後悔開口問

247
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,427
‪別在意了

248
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,847
‪別在意?我總算跟你請益
‪這就是你要說的?

249
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:46,725
‪真的有用
‪只要一直自我催眠“我不在意”

250
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:47,893
‪就能改變大腦的迴路

251
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:50,729
‪你不覺得事情那麼嚴重
‪才能享受其中

252
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,189
‪我不在乎

253
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,651
‪把你的約會對象
‪當成核心肌群看待,完全淡定

254
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,862
‪但別把核心肌群當成情人對待
‪因為這樣把不到妹

255
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:07,287
‪這就是我們的紅色團隊
‪負責我們最重要的項目

256
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,332
‪露比,露娜,跟愛麗森介紹一下
‪妳們的工作內容吧

257
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:13,627
‪我聽說妳們即將取得令人振奮的突破

258
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,421
‪沒錯,安娜
‪但妳永遠猜不到何時會發生

259
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:20,384
‪天啊,露比,快來看這個
‪我想快要出現突破了

260
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:21,927
‪聽到沒?現在發生了

261
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,179
‪-真的嗎?
‪-靠,科學真有看頭

262
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,682
‪這次的引力子位移非常驚人

263
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:29,101
‪引力子之間的撞擊率也提升了

264
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,353
‪無聊到爆,她們不明白任務內容嗎?

265
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,273
‪兩位,我們聽不懂,別害怕放膽去做

266
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:37,192
‪-引力子是很小的粒子...
‪-再大膽一點

267
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,570
‪我們克服了重力

268
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,905
‪-什麼?
‪-沒錯

269
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,782
‪終於有了無重力的世界

270
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,994
‪有可能嗎?我們會想要這樣嗎?

271
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,288
‪我不在乎妳想要什麼,總之發生了

272
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:51,415
‪天啊,科學真神奇

273
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,710
‪愛麗森,繼續讓麥爾坎帶妳逛逛吧

274
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:59,298
‪說到刺激,我們還自製汽水
‪真的,我教妳

275
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,217
‪-剛才搞什麼?
‪-我也很好奇

276
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:05,304
‪-我不知道,每個人都在吼叫
‪-吼的人是妳

277
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:07,556
‪我想要大膽,我不後悔

278
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,851
‪我們找記者來
‪就是為了讓公司看起來正常

279
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,478
‪而妳剛才卻宣稱克服宇宙定律

280
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,480
‪-顯然有點後悔
‪-去補救

281
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,066
‪-怎麼做?
‪-不知道,但我建議放聰明點

282
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,456
‪第一天上班怎麼樣?

283
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,792
‪嚴格來說這不是我第一天上班
‪因為我昨天就來了

284
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,003
‪雖然我還不是正式員工

285
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:42,090
‪所以我想今天,我來的第二天
‪是我第一個正式上班日

286
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,760
‪-妳剛才問什麼?
‪-你還好嗎?

287
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,970
‪不是這個,是跟我的第一天有關

288
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,513
‪我就當答案是不好

289
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,725
‪老實說,我也有點脫離舒適圈

290
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,102
‪我通常跟強勢又有自信的阿法男交往

291
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,813
‪這麼說好像不妥

292
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,231
‪好喔

293
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:03,403
‪很多食物看起來都很美味
‪你想分著吃嗎?

294
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,947
‪不要,不行

295
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,449
‪你這是想學自信的阿法男嗎?

296
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,618
‪很容易弄巧成拙變成討厭鬼

297
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:13,205
‪不是,但我有食物不能被沾染的怪癖

298
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:15,165
‪食物接觸恐懼症

299
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,793
‪-對,沒錯
‪-我叔叔飽受這種病症所苦

300
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,128
‪-他有好轉嗎?
‪-沒有,他自殺了

301
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,423
‪沒血緣關係的,應該吧

302
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,974
‪-妳有養寵物嗎?
‪-有

303
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,394
‪你20分鐘前問過那隻貓還在

304
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:36,436
‪對喔

305
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,897
‪你搞砸了,別太在乎

306
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,441
‪但牠是世上最可愛的貓,名叫莫頓

307
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,361
‪-牠是流浪貓,所以非常膽小
‪-我不在乎

308
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:48,365
‪-什麼?
‪-我不在乎

309
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,825
‪那你為什麼要問?

310
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,828
‪-我幹嘛問?誰鳥妳?
‪-你有什麼毛病?

311
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:56,957
‪多得很,等等,妳做什麼?

312
00:15:56,957 --> 00:16:00,419
‪我要走了,這真的很糟

313
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,675
‪-好的時候說一聲
‪-還沒

314
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,051
‪-你瘋了!
‪-還沒!

315
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:11,096
‪-我連碗底都看不到了
‪-還沒,好了!

316
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:15,308
‪老天,真不敢想像你會灑多少糖粒

317
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,354
‪天啊,我需要這個

318
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:22,065
‪今天的記者採訪不太順利

319
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,734
‪對,我今天也不太好過

320
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,944
‪你的熱水浴缸水溫好燙

321
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:29,698
‪我一直想離開,但習慣了就泡在裡面

322
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,075
‪真有趣,你回來了

323
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,120
‪-我們在做聖代
‪-等等,你怎麼跑回來了?

324
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,748
‪我想更好的問題是
‪“我為什麼要離開?”

325
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:39,166
‪因為你被綁架了?

326
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,626
‪他對我們的小插曲一直念念不忘

327
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,838
‪我知道,他有執念
‪我們再想辦法,跟露比約會怎麼樣?

328
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,549
‪很糟,我聽了你那句
‪“我不在乎”的建議,她就走了

329
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:51,470
‪很明顯你不能把“我不在乎”
‪大剌剌掛嘴邊

330
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:54,973
‪一點都不明顯,我說了,而且很多次

331
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,559
‪不止一次嗎?因為第一次之後...

332
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:58,685
‪一點也不明顯

333
00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,686
‪我可以說兩句嗎?

334
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:03,356
‪傑克森,你似乎對你父親很不滿

335
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:07,069
‪他人很好,所以也許...
‪你不該這麼生氣

336
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,075
‪從現在起,我不會再聽你的話

337
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:17,996
‪所以別教我怎麼打扮、站立
‪跟約會對象交談,別試圖再幫我了

338
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:22,375
‪辦不到,我是你父親
‪如果你走向危險,我必須出聲

339
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,544
‪說得好,你家有胡桃嗎?

340
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:28,965
‪隨便你愛怎麼講
‪從今以後我都不在乎

341
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,468
‪還有你聽好了,我們家沒有胡桃

342
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,929
‪我不喜歡,它們看起來像大腦
‪看起來很嚇人

343
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:40,143
‪關於胡桃,附近會有商店賣嗎?

344
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,312
‪在儲藏櫃,放在李子後面

345
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:43,814
‪別說出去

346
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,988
‪記者採訪的最後一天
‪我們堅強達陣怎麼樣?

347
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,698
‪-好啊
‪-怎麼了?

348
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,952
‪我兒子討厭我,再也不想見到我

349
00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:59,496
‪用不浮誇的方式再講一次?

350
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,582
‪-我兒子不要我幫忙
‪-那就別試著幫他

351
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,876
‪但他需要,妳見過他了

352
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,629
‪對,我從他十歲就認識他了

353
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,674
‪他不需要的就是
‪把他變得更像你的建議

354
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:14,136
‪購買《成為艾利斯》的數百萬讀者
‪可能不認同,但繼續說

355
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,388
‪沒錯,大家都崇拜你

356
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:20,016
‪作為艾利斯德雷根的兒子
‪傑克森很難找到自我

357
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,561
‪所以與其把他塑造成另一個你

358
00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:25,814
‪怎麼不試著幫他成為最出色的自己?

359
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,023
‪也許妳說得對

360
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,276
‪也許我該放手了

361
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:31,611
‪謝謝妳,老大

362
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,697
‪不客氣,另一個老大

363
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,372
‪不好意思,戴維斯小姐
‪妳昨天可能誤會我的意思了

364
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,416
‪-我想澄清一下
‪-好,沒問題

365
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,294
‪妳以為我說我們克服重力嗎?

366
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,755
‪妳是這麼說的,我聽得很清楚
‪也寫在筆記裡

367
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,549
‪不,我不可能這麼說

368
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,385
‪重力不是疾病 ,所以沒辦法克服

369
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,638
‪-那妳說了什麼?
‪-我說我們“喀”引力

370
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:03,018
‪意思是“測量”,我是說測量重力
‪現在都弄清楚了

371
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,687
‪-什麼?
‪-別再問,都清楚了

372
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:06,938
‪沒有“喀”引力這個字

373
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,444
‪對,這是我們實驗室用的

374
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:17,324
‪我們用很多編造的字
‪史基普、克普倫、烏布力克、馬渣

375
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:21,077
‪-最後一個是真的,但拼法不同
‪-妳們為什麼要造字?

376
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:21,995
‪為什麼?

377
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,248
‪妳問我為什麼要造字?

378
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,836
‪這裡不該有記者

379
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,922
‪-妳幹了什麼好事?
‪-我把事情弄得更糟

380
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:34,382
‪-我們現在很火大,對吧?
‪-繼續說

381
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:38,053
‪我告訴愛麗森說我們造字
‪是因為實驗室可能被馬斯克竊聽了

382
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,640
‪我還暗示馬斯克孩子的怪名
‪就是偷聽來的

383
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:45,060
‪我知道怎麼補救
‪妳不會喜歡,但非做不可

384
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,937
‪-如果妳不做...
‪-我不需要你雞婆

385
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:47,896
‪沒錯

386
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:57,322
‪嘿,昨晚的事我很抱歉

387
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,281
‪我也很抱歉

388
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,118
‪-我開玩笑的,都要怪你
‪-沒錯

389
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,372
‪跟妳約會讓我很緊張

390
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:09,542
‪我爸說服我假裝不在乎會有幫助

391
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,504
‪但其實我很在乎,非常

392
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:14,881
‪你跟我去吃晚餐這麼緊張嗎?

393
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,299
‪是的

394
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,468
‪這其實還挺窩心的

395
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,263
‪我有東西要給妳

396
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,932
‪這是給莫頓的貓薄荷香蕉

397
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,477
‪牠沒有這個

398
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,271
‪但牠沒準備東西給你

399
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,188
‪真沒禮貌

400
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:35,277
‪對,有時候牠有點失禮
‪但牠心胸寬大,所以我原諒牠

401
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,781
‪希望我沒誤判情勢

402
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,450
‪很高興見到你們

403
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,120
‪一起閒聊,微笑

404
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:49,958
‪-我不在乎
‪-讚喔,但不該大聲說出來

405
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,877
‪你覺得這奶精有怪味嗎?

406
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,300
‪兒子,這是你得獨自踏上的旅程

407
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,722
‪以你奇特的方式
‪你似乎還是照我的話做了

408
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:04,931
‪我很感激

409
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,936
‪謝謝,但不幫你讓我壓力山大
‪我要去放鬆一下

410
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,147
‪真的很高興能邀妳過來

411
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:15,150
‪把我們重要的任務分享給妳的讀者

412
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,861
‪以及我們一起共事的優秀人才

413
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,240
‪這個人要帶我去一個地方好好休息

414
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,660
‪別告訴重力我的下落

415
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,624
‪露娜是我們最出色的科學家之一
‪但她把自己逼太緊

416
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,169
‪很遺憾,她被壓力壓垮了

417
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:37,714
‪所以那些馬斯克
‪和重力的胡言亂語都只是...

418
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,758
‪對,真可憐,是她精神崩潰

419
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,010
‪但沒關係,她會得到最好的醫治

420
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:45,555
‪艾利斯最重視的就是心理健康

421
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,015
‪好痛,可惡

422
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:48,516
‪那是艾利斯嗎?

423
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,519
‪我什麼都沒聽到,我馬上回來

424
00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:58,234
‪該死的敲棒在哪裡?

425
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,570
‪-這下慘了
‪-沒事吧?

426
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:01,488
‪找到了

427
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:06,993
‪天啊

428
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,078
‪是誰?

429
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:09,579
‪艾利斯?

430
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,004
‪(《時代》)

431
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,506
{\an8}‪(怪咖巫師艾利斯德雷根)

432
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:23,134
{\an8}‪要是隱形斗篷沒有穿反
‪就能瞞騙過去了

433
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:26,679
‪對,如果很多事不一樣
‪就天下太平了

434
00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:33,395
‪-我們可以用這張吧?
‪-當然

435
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,397
‪斬草除“根”的時候到了

436
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,607
‪老兄,超讚的

437
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:04,027
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