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[whimsical music playing]

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That picture of you with the jar
and the hawk on your head has gone viral.

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They’re calling you “The Wizard of Odd.”

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There's even a meme going around

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where the scarecrow
is offering you a brain.

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We need to address the fallout.

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Are you listening to me?

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Christ, are you
in a meditative trance again?

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Oh!

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Whoa.

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It's very dangerous
pulling me out like that.

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I was in a tree with monkeys
comforting my inner child.

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Now that little boy is alone
with a pack of monkeys.

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That doesn't feel like a real problem.
As opposed to, say, this.

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[Ellis] I know, it's a disaster.

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I was hoping the monkeys would have
some advice, but they were silent.

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Yes, we all cherish the monkeys.

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In other news,
your human friend, Jean, is here.

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She's not imaginary
and your best ally on the board,

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so maybe she has something to offer?

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Oh, Jean's here? She is so nice.

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I like being around nice people.
It makes me feel safe.

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Great. I'll go and get her.

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Hey, hey, hey. Stay here.

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There is no here.

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[whimsical music playing]

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Oh, hi. [chuckles]

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Are you getting coffee?

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- I'd like to.
- Please, you go first.

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You have your coffee,
so technically, you've already gone first.

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Indeed. And now you shall go first.

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Thank you.

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[inhales deeply] Yeah.

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[distant phone ringing]

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It's, uh, Malcolm, right?

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Since day one.

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[chuckles] So how are things in HR?

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Is that okay to ask
or is it against the rules?

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Sorry, now I have to write you up.

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I hope I don't get spanked.

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Okay, too far. I... I do work in HR.

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Sorry, sorry. I'm not even into spanking.

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That's probably also not okay to say.
I'm gonna go.

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[whimsical music playing]

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[knocking at door]

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Jeanie! Jean Sequence. Get over here.

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It’s so good to see your face, Ellis.
How are you holding up?

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[sighs] I still feel Katie's presence
every minute of every day.

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So do I. She was my best friend.
Just pure radiant light. [exhales]

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So that reporter screwed you in the ass
with King Kong's dick.

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- I see you're still writing your poetry.
- I try.

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I'm so sorry I missed the board meeting.

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I am going to establish soft eye contact
and gentle physical touch

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to create a comfortable connection while
we begin to discuss the uncomfortable.

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That sounds nice.
I wish you would do things like this.

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[clicks tongue] There's a lot of things
I wish about you too, my friend.

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The article has created
some new complications.

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[inhales sharply] The twins are saying
you've so embarrassed the company

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that you need to be replaced.

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Those entitled trust fund jerks.

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They've ruined being
a rich white guy for everybody.

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Ellis, I've always been on your side,

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but the twins are talking to other board
members and discontent can be contagious.

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Okay, I'm gonna let go now,
but just because my hands are sweaty.

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I understand
you've hardly been in the lab.

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What you need to do is get back to work
and show the board some real progress.

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Love it. And not just because
I've been saying the same thing for weeks.

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Oh, no, wait, that is why.

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I'll do it.
And I'll get to spend time with Jackson.

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But what about the twins?
They're not going anywhere.

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Oh, you leave those turds to me.

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I've recently uncovered some information
that should shut them down for good.

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Oh, tell me.

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Uh, no. I want to be surprised.

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Oh, tell me.

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No. Don't.

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Thank you for your support
and friendship, Jean.

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It means the world to me.

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Anna, Ellis is so lucky
to have you in his corner.

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Thank you, Jean.

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Oh.

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All right. Very good.

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Yep, that's plenty for me.
Thank you very much.

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[whimsical music playing]

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- [whimsical music ends]
- Jackson.

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- Jean! Oh my God. It's so nice to see you.
- Oh, I heard you were working here.

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Your father must be delighted.

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He is. Although he keeps me grounded

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with targeted attacks
on my wardrobe, posture, and personality.

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So tell me, how have you been feeling?

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Wow, straight into it.

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Um, I've been feeling fine.
Still hard. Comes in waves.

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I just want you to know that if you ever
need anything, I'm here for you.

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- This is a lot of eye contact.
- Then let's release it. On my count.

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Three, two, one.

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Go.

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[inhales sharply]
Oh, I'm still playing harp.

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Maybe you can swing by sometime
with your flute.

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We can have
one of our legendary pluck and toots?

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Sounds great. Although, I'd still like
to find a better name for it.

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[upbeat rhythmic music playing]

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[Ruby groans] Split, you nucleoid jerk!

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[Luna] Yeah, what are you waiting for,
you precious little prince?

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[Ruby] There it goes!

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Some cells need to be shamed
or they’ll never divide.

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So, you think you're gonna
give Jackson another chance?

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- Do you really want to talk about this?
- I'm fine. I'm happy with my boyfriend.

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Brian's solid. He likes me. We go to bed
at the same time. Let's see, what else?

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I'm sure there's more. We all love Brian.
Always in his trusty pair of Crocs.

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- Don't call him that.
- Don't call him what?

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- A loser.
- I didn't call him a loser.

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- Really? Could've sworn you did.
- I just mentioned his Crocs.

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Stop calling him that.

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Okay, I see the problem.
When you say “loser,” I hear “loser.”

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Damn it! I mean “Crocs.”
When you say “Crocs,” I hear “loser.”

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I know how you feel
about those stupid things

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he wears literally everywhere.

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So, you and Jackson?

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I like him.
He's definitely authentic, which is nice.

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So if you're sure you're okay with it...

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[Luna growls]

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- Okay, I'm not gonna see him again.
- Well, you know what's best for you.

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Morning, ladies. What's new?

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Rumor has it
I have a crush on the hot HR guy.

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- Oh my God, you should ask him out.
- I can't.

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- Coward.
- You suck.

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It's too dangerous. He works in HR.

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If he's not into me,
he can report me to himself,

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and whose side will he take?

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He's right. It is risky.

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What if we could determine scientifically
whether he's into you.

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We could develop an empirical methodology
for determining his romantic interest.

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It'd eliminate the risk.

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Then you could hit that shit
like you're on vacation.

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I do love hitting shit on vacation.
Let me think about it.

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- Coward!
- You suck.

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Hello, science guys and gals.

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- She still doesn't know our names.
- Mm-hmm.

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So big day today.
Ellis is back in the lab.

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Not passing through. No side projects.

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- Limiting my distractions.
- No distractions.

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It’s great. For a second I was worried
that the man that I live with

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was going to be working
in a separate room from me.

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Okay, so I have some ideas
that I think might jump-start us.

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Very good.

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Have fun putting little drops of things
onto other things and watching it.

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I've literally no idea what goes on here.
I'm off to deal with some turds.

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Oh, I... realize you don't have
the necessary context for that.

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I'm confronting these awful men.
Just do your science.

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[door opens]

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[door closes]

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- I don't need you to babysit me.
- I just want to see the magic.

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Okay. So I know you guys were tracking
the carbon reaction,

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so I had a wild...

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[breathes deeply]

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...idea.

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If we could get... [pants]

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...some sort of... [pants]

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...reductive oxidant...

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[voice breaking] ...on the anode.

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Dad, are you crying?

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No. Why would I be crying? I'm fine.

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[exhales sharply] So, um...

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The anode... [sobbing]

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Maybe the cells are too beautiful?

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Hey, buddy. What's going on?

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Nothing. Just working in the lab.

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Maybe we go for a walk?

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No. No distractions.

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Okay. I don't know what's happening...

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[breathes deeply]

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...but I feel like it's winding down.
Just give me a minute.

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[exhales sharply, sobs]

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[upbeat rhythmic music playing]

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- What are you doing here?
- Yeah. What are you doing here?

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We need to talk.

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- Hey, that's our house.
- It's our house.

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- You need to stop going after Ellis.
- Never.

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When Ellis started his company,
Dad loaned him money,

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but when Dad wanted to start his company,
Ellis wouldn't lend him a cent.

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It was a tiger petting zoo.

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It was a tiger petting company.

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It was immoral, and your dad
didn't know a thing about tigers.

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You sound just like our mother.

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Oh, that woman.
Never believing in our father.

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- So why don't you go after her?
- She's our mom. What is wrong with you?

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Yeah, I'm the idiot here.

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Let's get to it.

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I've recently uncovered
some information about you

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that could be extremely embarrassing
for you both.

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You've been attending extravagant
sex parties with other one-percenters

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where you exchange bodily fluids
and shitty political opinions.

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Scoff. We work in tech. It's no big deal.

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Did you just <i>say</i> "scoff?"

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Yes, I was scoffing. That's how you scoff.

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No, it's not. You don't say "scoff."
Scoffing is a sound of disbelief.

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No, it's not. Scoff.

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[scoffing]

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- Are you okay?
- That's scoffing.

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I know you're not embarrassed
by your sex parties, but I'm confident

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that your sad, demented friends
won't invite you back once they see this.

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You're Pilgrim reenactors.

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<i>I am enjoying our freedom
from the tyranny of the Church of England.</i>

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<i>And I am churning butter.</i>

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[chickens clucking]

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Where'd you get that?

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Well, there's a very sweet 14-year-old
in my building

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whose hobby is collecting dirt
and destroying people.

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So we act like Pilgrims.
What's the big deal? People love Pilgrims.

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They invented America.

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That’s just objectively not true.

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And beyond glorifying
racist, genocidal colonizers,

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your little reenactment society
doesn’t allow women.

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And some women would find that offensive.

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Perhaps even some of the women
who attend your magnificent sex parties.

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She's right. The sex party women
take discrimination super seriously.

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And women are the best thing
about our sex parties.

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If they’re mad at us,
who would we have sex with?

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Just Julian?

220
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Stop going after Ellis.

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If you don't, this gets out,

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and you'll be stuck
with your own bodily fluids forever.

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{\an8}[harp and flute playing]

224
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Jackson, please, stop.

225
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:21,163
The song is called “Walking on Sunshine.”
Not “Crawling into Darkness.”

226
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Yeah, I tried to hide behind the music,
but the flute only blows the truth.

227
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Our instruments reveal
everything about us.

228
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It's why I quit playing the harp
for my husband

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when I was banging my trainer.

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00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,591
I'm just worried about my dad.

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- He couldn't stop crying in the lab today.
- Did you try to help him?

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He never wants my help.
He loves telling me what to do,

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but when I try and tell him something,
he just gives me this condescending smile.

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It's like...

235
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Hmm.

236
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He just seems so overwhelmed.

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Hmm. Do you maybe know someone else
who sometimes feels overwhelmed?

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[chuckles]
Oh my God. Yeah, every day. Yeah.

239
00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:55,864
- It's me, right?
- Yes.

240
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,909
And since you two share that,
maybe you can help him get through this.

241
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:00,202
I walked into that.

242
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:03,122
[whimsical music playing]

243
00:11:03,122 --> 00:11:07,251
The lab has always been the safest place
for me. It's where I feel most at home,

244
00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:09,086
which is why this is so scary to me.

245
00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:11,255
- Hmm.
- What if it happens again?

246
00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:13,257
What if I can't go back in the lab?

247
00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:16,802
And then, if I can't go back in the lab,
who am I?

248
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,806
Hmm. Um, can I have a sip of your cocoa?

249
00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,891
I offered you a cup
and you said you didn't want any.

250
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,935
That's before I knew
you had little marshmallows.

251
00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:27,938
I know you. If I give you a sip,
you're gonna take a big gulp.

252
00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:31,108
I won't! I promise. It's too hot anyway.

253
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,777
A little sip. That's it.

254
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:36,155
A sip. A little bit of chocolate.

255
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:38,365
Thank you.

256
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:41,410
- [slurping]
- That's... uh...

257
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,580
That's enough.
That's enough. That's enough!

258
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,415
[laughs, exhales]

259
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,417
You left one little marshmallow.

260
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:51,170
I can't believe you let me have a sip.
[chuckles]

261
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:55,507
All right, let's focus on your problem.
Maybe you need to... get away.

262
00:11:56,633 --> 00:12:00,095
Let's go take a trip, right?
You never take me anywhere.

263
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,180
Hey, Dad.

264
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,349
And Leslie. Ah, of course. Hello.

265
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,352
Hello to you, young man.
We were just talking about travel.

266
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,229
- Maybe going to Spain.
- Oh, Ibiza?

267
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:12,399
- Yeah, the cradle of civilization.
- It's where they invented the DJ.

268
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:14,401
No, just don't.

269
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,905
- How are you feeling?
- I'm still shaky.

270
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:21,450
I don't know why I was crying.
I... I just got completely overwhelmed.

271
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,495
I actually have something that I do
when I'm feeling overwhelmed.

272
00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:26,830
- Really? What is it?
- I want to tell you,

273
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:30,167
but I need you to promise you're not gonna
smile and get all condescending

274
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,877
like you sometimes or always do.

275
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,799
- Jackson, I do not do that.
- Well, you're doing it right now.

276
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:39,176
[chuckles] You are so wrong, buddy.

277
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,969
You know what? Just forget it.

278
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,639
Okay, I won't do what I don't do anyway.
What were you gonna say?

279
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:48,101
[inhales deeply] Fine, I will tell you,
but it's very personal and embarrassing.

280
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,855
If you want to talk about masturbation,
this is a safe space.

281
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,524
No.

282
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,777
When I feel overwhelmed,
I pinch my butt really hard.

283
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,278
Sounds stupid, but it works.

284
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,572
The pain grounds me
and makes me live in the now.

285
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:05,452
I appreciate you sharing that with me.
I'm gonna try that. Thank you.

286
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,954
You're so welcome.

287
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:11,583
You two are so great.
This is why I went into family practice.

288
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:15,170
Not to have my patients scream at me
and tell me to wake up.

289
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,130
[whimsical music playing]

290
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:22,553
Hey. Everything okay? I heard things got
a little emotional in the lab yesterday.

291
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:25,764
A little, but Jackson's helping me.
How's everything with the twins?

292
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:29,977
You can't spell "twins" without "wins,"
and yesterday, I had two wins.

293
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,396
Because they're twins,
and I'm a wordsmith.

294
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,147
That was delightful.

295
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,400
[whimsical music playing]

296
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:41,780
- We thought we'd find you here.
- What, in my office?

297
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,198
What keen minds you have.

298
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:45,325
We just wanted to pop by
and ambush you with something

299
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,243
like you did to us.

300
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,619
Yeah, like you did to us.

301
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:50,789
Maybe you should get to it
before you forget why you're here.

302
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,960
Oh, we won't forget.

303
00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,006
I got it.

304
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:02,718
You write super cringey fan fiction
about your office, and we found it.

305
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:07,431
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- We know it's yours.

306
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:11,184
We work in tech. So we know other people
who work in tech who can do things.

307
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,438
Maybe all your coworkers
would like to read your masterpiece,

308
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,899
<i>Thank God For Anna.</i>

309
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,066
Oh no.

310
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,776
"It was just another morning at Dragon,

311
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,529
but Anna was looking
especially spectacular."

312
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,240
[upbeat instrumental music playing]

313
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,913
Good morning, Anna.
You're so pretty today and every day.

314
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,956
- Thank you, girl scientist.
- [Luna] You're welcome.

315
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,376
And I'm going to stop making such a fuss
about you not knowing our names.

316
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,962
It's our fault
for having such unmemorable names.

317
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,714
You're smart and have a great brain.

318
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,634
[Ellis] Anna, I was thinking
about the time the columns got switched

319
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:46,929
in the internal assets report
and you caught it and corrected them.

320
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,514
I was a fool
for not giving you proper credit.

321
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,391
You are smart, have a great brain,

322
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,894
and are easy on the eyes,
if you know what I’m saying.

323
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,355
I do know, and it's never going to happen.

324
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,482
Never say never.

325
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,778
Hi, Anna,
may I please sing a song I wrote for you?

326
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,905
Another one? Well, okay.

327
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,908
<i>♪ We owe it all to Anna
Every paycheck and banana ♪</i>

328
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,911
<i>♪ Yes, Anna's the only one
That we can adore ♪</i>

329
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,580
<i>♪ But it's hard being modest
When you're working for a goddess ♪</i>

330
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,706
Please, stop.

331
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,668
If this ever gets out, no one here
will ever take you seriously again.

332
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:20,295
[chuckles] Yeah, try running a company
where no one respects you.

333
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,923
- We've done it twice and it sucks.
- Tell me what you want.

334
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:26,259
If you release so much as one photo
of us in a buckled shoe,

335
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,471
everyone in your office
will get a copy of <i>Thank God For Anna.</i>

336
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,186
Fine, you stupid colonial farmers.
Your secret is safe.

337
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:40,107
Good. The three of us are at a stalemate,
so we'll go back to destroying Ellis.

338
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,024
For our father.

339
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,442
- Our father.
- Leave me.

340
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,236
[whimsical music playing]

341
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,364
Oh, boy.

342
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,159
After extensive research,
we have developed a foolproof way

343
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,954
of determining whether HR guy
is romantically interested in you.

344
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,831
Variable A is this piece of lint.

345
00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:58,083
Variables B and C
offer alternative debris--

346
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,251
Guys, please.

347
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,920
We put lint on your shirt
and wait to see if HR guy picks it off.

348
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,715
Grooming a potential mate
is a way of expressing interest.

349
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:07,843
So if he touches you,
you know he likes you.

350
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,302
This is great.

351
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,681
Although I picked something
off my mom’s blouse the other day.

352
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:16,727
Okay, little buddy. Let's do this.

353
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,940
- Science makes everything better.
- Nuclear weapons.

354
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,108
- Oh.
- [Jackson] Good morning.

355
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,652
Good morning indeed.
You ready to get to work?

356
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,113
I have a new idea
on how to approach the carbon phasing.

357
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,616
Oh, thank you, but I'm gonna be all right.

358
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,703
Got some advice last night
from a very special little man.

359
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,872
Great. They have no idea
who you're talking about.

360
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:39,416
- I'm gonna get some pipettes.
- I'll help you carry them.

361
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,460
I'm excited to try the butt stuff
you taught me.

362
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:46,006
No, uh, it's not butt stuff
in the classic sense.

363
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,425
It's more of a way of using your butt
to make you feel good.

364
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:52,637
Mm-mm. Like a way of using your butt
to help you achieve... Goddamn it, Dad.

365
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,599
Okay, so I was thinking

366
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:57,893
if we invert the

367
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,147
anode, we might accelerate the...

368
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,317
Come on. Come on.

369
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,780
- Dad?
- No, it's working. It's working so good.

370
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,449
Reductive oxidant...

371
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,409
[groans, squeals]

372
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:17,746
That was my idea,
and I will see you all tomorrow.

373
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,289
[Ellis sobbing]

374
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,041
Dad.

375
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,376
I'm sorry
I couldn't make your butt thing work.

376
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,963
Just because something works for me
doesn't mean it has to work for you.

377
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,674
You were trying to help me,
and I know how hard that is for you.

378
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,218
I didn't want to disappoint you.

379
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,887
Oh, Dad, you never need to worry
about disappointing me.

380
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:36,264
Oh, my son.

381
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:39,559
- Because you disappoint me every day.
- [chuckles] Nice.

382
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:41,978
So, what do I do?

383
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:45,440
If I don't get back into the lab,
your mother is going to kill me.

384
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,526
The carbon project
was super important to her.

385
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:50,028
Well, if she kills you,
she'll have to spend time with you.

386
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:53,365
I think she's probably enjoying
the time off. At most, she'll haunt you.

387
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:57,077
Still, I don't want to wake up one night
with her hovering over my bed,

388
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,871
disconnecting her jaw
and shrieking at me in disappointment.

389
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:03,250
Hey, have you thought that maybe you're
putting all this pressure on yourself

390
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,210
because you don't want to disappoint mom?

391
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:08,088
- But why is it only happening in the lab?
- Because of the carbon project.

392
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,340
The lab is where you feel
you could disappoint her most.

393
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:14,219
- Oh my God! Why didn't we think of this?
- Well, I just did.

394
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:15,637
No, but I understood immediately.

395
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:18,849
Don't you understand? The lab
is where I could disappoint her most.

396
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,600
Don't try to make this seem
like your thing.

397
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,352
And you're not gonna disappoint mom.

398
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:25,564
She used to say, "The only way
to let someone down is by giving up."

399
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:26,481
You're right.

400
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,732
No. She's right.

401
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,484
No. I'm right.

402
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:33,363
I'm not gonna give up.
I hope you learned something today.

403
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:36,074
[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

404
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:38,118
[phone ringing]

405
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,078
Hey. How's your dad?

406
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,496
He's gonna be all right.

407
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:44,082
I figured out the problem,
but then he took all the credit.

408
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:47,002
- Like you're taking the credit now?
- Oh my God, it's in my DNA.

409
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,839
What are you...

410
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,090
[tense music playing]

411
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,012
[tense music builds, ends]

412
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,513
You had a piece of lint.

413
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,141
[upbeat rhythmic music playing]

414
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,396
[door closes]

415
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,273
Okay. Okay.

416
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,066
It was just a piece of lint.

417
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,277
It didn't mean anything.
Science is stupid.

418
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,363
- No, science is smart.
- [door opens]

419
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,241
Why are you so wet?

420
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,535
- I am doing the best I can.
- Okay.

421
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:23,705
You know, I was thinking
you should ask Jackson out again.

422
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,290
He's a nice guy. Do it.

423
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,125
- Are you sure?
- Yes.

424
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,002
Do I think he's cute? A bit.

425
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,880
Does it mean I want to dump Brian
and date Jackson?

426
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:35,550
- Well?
- No.

427
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,469
[inhales deeply] Ask him out.

428
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:39,930
Fine. If you're really okay with it,
then I will.

429
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,264
Good. Thank you.

430
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,851
Ruby? Luna? Is anyone naked in here?

431
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,854
You can uncover your eyes.
We finished putting our breasts away.

432
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,856
The lint test worked.

433
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,942
Hot HR guy picked it off me,
so I asked him out.

434
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,777
We’re leaving in ten minutes.

435
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:54,861
Would it be weird

436
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,030
if I rubbed against Ellis
so I could smell like him?

437
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,449
Yes, but no weirder
than how obsessed you are with him.

438
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,825
I'm not obsessed with Ellis.

439
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:04,704
And I already hugged him two times today,
so I'm probably good.

440
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,040
[whimsical music playing]

441
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,501
Hey, hey. Are you ready for that drink?

442
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:12,087
[sighs]
God, am I. I just got an email from Ellis.

443
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:15,131
He wants me to look into
registering his hawk as a service animal.

444
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,467
[scoffs] Sometimes that guy
can be a little difficult.

445
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,427
Uh, excuse me?

446
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,596
Ellis. Sometimes he's a little difficult.

447
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,473
[whimsical music playing]

448
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,769
Didn't work out. Too many red flags.

449
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,437
[whimsical music continues]

450
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,776
- There you are.
- And... no tears.

451
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,319
Great. How were you able--

452
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,154
Come here, come here. Look at this.

453
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,907
- See that?
- Nope.

454
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:44,119
- What, that speck? What am I looking at?
- I had a breakthrough.

455
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,413
Tell me.

456
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:52,794
You are looking at a particle of concrete
made entirely from greenhouse gases.

457
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,380
We did it. And it's just the beginning.

458
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:58,425
- Oh my God. Ellis, this is incredible.
- Isn't it?

459
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,760
- [exhales]
- Look at you. Smiling.

460
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,639
Uh, I shouldn't be.
I couldn't get the twins to stand down.

461
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,851
They have some embarrassing information
about me.

462
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,352
Any more embarrassing

463
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:12,772
than the world seeing you hiding
under some half-assed invisibility cloak

464
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,441
with a jar and a hawk on your head?

465
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,067
I write office fan fiction.

466
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:20,238
- Oh, well, that's not necessarily--
- In a world where everybody worships me.

467
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,948
In one chapter, I defuse a bomb.

468
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,200
I will give you $40,000
if I can read that.

469
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,579
No. I'm just telling you
so that if the twins do release it,

470
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:28,788
you're not blindsided.

471
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,707
God, I hate those guys.

472
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,875
Dicks.

473
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:35,337
You know, it's one thing to come after me,
but you shouldn't have to deal with that.

474
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,590
I think it's time for a little payback.

475
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:41,217
We have some smallpox
way in the back of the cryo-freezer.

476
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:45,013
Mm, I have a different idea, but I like
how you've lost all sense of scale.

477
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,639
[upbeat rhythmic music playing]

478
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:52,020
So we just hold one end
and throw the whole roll over the house?

479
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,522
And the bushes and the trees.
Literally everything.

480
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,691
Everything. Oh my God. This is thrilling.

481
00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:01,821
Woo-hoo! We're coming for you! [laughs]

482
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,074
And if it rains,
it's impossible to clean up.

483
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,950
Oh my God, I hope it rains.

484
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,495
Rain!

485
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,039
Okay. No more yelling.
We're getting close.

486
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,249
Lights.

487
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,210
We move like cats in the night.

488
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,587
[whimsical music plays]

489
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:20,382
- [tires screech]
- [Chaz grunts]

490
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:24,928
I think you just hit a twin.

491
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:26,262
Uh-oh.

492
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,974
[closing theme playing]

493
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,390
[closing theme ends]