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[electronic dance music playing]

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[woman laughs]

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[gasps] Don't scare the monkeys!

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Oh, you're awake. I couldn't sleep either.

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Leslie's having another party
in the basement.

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[sighs] That is not cool.

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[sighs]

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If we don't do something about this,
we won't get any sleep.

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Do you have a bathroom in here?
The one down the hall's <i>ocupado.</i>

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- What the hell? Who are you?
- Ronnie.

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Are you Ellis Dragon?

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Oh my God! I gotta get a picture.

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And you’re the “music’s too loud” guy!

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Hey, do you have a camera?

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My dude, like I told you an hour ago,
you need to find your pants and go home.

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Well, like I told you an hour ago,
they're in the dryer 'cause they're wet.

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Idiot.

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I don't think a pants-less stranger
should be able to walk uninvited

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into a person's bedroom.

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That may be one of the rare things
you and I can agree on.

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It is.

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Dad, you and Leslie have had a lot of fun,

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but maybe it's time
for this playdate to be over.

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You may be right.

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[upbeat rhythmic music playing]

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Morning. Beautiful day.

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How can you be this cheery
after what happened last night?

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I helped myself to an African chew stick.

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It's from the <i>Salvadora persica</i> tree
and gives me energy and keeps me upbeat.

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Are you sure that's not a dog toy?
There was a dog here last night.

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I'm pretty sure this is mine.

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Although it would explain why it was wet
and on the hallway floor.

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- You're gonna tell Leslie he has to go?
- Goddamn it, I'm eating a dog toy.

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[Leslie] Morning.

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Ooh!

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Thank God. Boy, last night was a movie.
But it was a killer housewarming.

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It was a housewarming party?

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I mean, it's kind of weird.
It's not your house.

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It's all good. Got a lot of stuff.

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- What kind of stuff?
- It's my stuff. Don't worry about it.

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Look, Leslie, I was thinking,

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is it possible
that you're using staying here

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to avoid the fact that your wife left you
and that you miss her?

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I'm not avoiding anything.
I wanna be here.

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I thought you wanted me here too.

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You certainly did when you kidnapped me
and locked me up in your basement.

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Of course I want you here.

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Good. Well, I hope you're nice to Ronnie
when he wakes up.

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He's also been going through a lot.

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His latex pants melted
in your dryer last night.

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[sighs] We're going to have to settle
for just getting rid of Ronnie.

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No, no, no. We'll get rid of Leslie too.

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He just needs to be handled
with some diplomacy, because, you know--

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- You kidnapped him.
- He has a tender heart.

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- And you kidnapped it.
- Only after he blackmailed me.

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- Let's talk about us.
- Us?

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I'm worried about us.

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Are we an us?
I never thought of us as an us.

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Exactly. Since you've been here,
you've made friends. That's great.

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We haven't spent much time together.

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Mm-hmm. At work, you're my boss,
and at home, you're my dad.

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- Everybody else is just a normal friend.
- Yes.

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So let's go somewhere

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where we're not father-son
or boss-employee.

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- Just friends.
- Oh my God.

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You gonna make me jump out of an airplane
strapped face-to-face with you again?

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I loved it,
and I'm the one got vomited on.

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Look, you say
that you can't live in my shadow.

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I don't want that for either of us.

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So let's spend some time together
as equals.

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- I can tell you're not gonna drop this.
- No.

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I'm like a man with a dog toy.

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[whimsical music playing]

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Okay, outdoors, physical labor,

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not plummeting to the Earth,
this could work.

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Welcome, gentlemen.

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Oh, thank you for letting my son and I
come in today, Juan.

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We want to spend time together as equals.

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It's beautiful. And Ernesto’s having
that huge thing taken off his neck today,

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so I can use some help
installing sprinklers.

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I have some experience with sprinklers.
I worked on a grounds crew.

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You did?

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This is working already.
Look at us learning about each other.

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[in Spanish] Okay, boys.

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The gringo and his son
are going to work with us today,

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so that they can connect
and repair their strained relationship.

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I’m glad they’re putting in the work.

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Father-son relationships
can be complicated.

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[in English] All right.

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Everybody... [grunts]

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...let's get sprinkling.

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Uh, hey, Bob the Builder, unless you're
attaching a toilet to those sprinklers,

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you're not gonna need that wrench.

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- [snorts]
- [laughing]

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[chuckles] That's a good one.

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You guys are gonna need hard hats
if he gets the urge to climb another tree.

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[crew laughing]

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It's fun. So fun.
But that's the last one of those, right?

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[in Spanish]
My dad has the thin skin of a peach.

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[laughing]

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Is that about somebody else or still me?

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No, it's about you.

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- You wanted to see me?
- Malcolm, take a look at this.

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For security reasons,
all executive offices have video cameras.

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- Oh God, no.
- Don't worry. It's not about you.

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That is unacceptable. Thank you
for bringing it to my attention.

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Wait.

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- What was she looking for?
- Her retainer?

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That preposterous answer tells me
you know exactly what she was looking for.

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Okay, I do know,
but I don't want to tell you.

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- Good, we're making progress. Now tell me.
- Do you promise not to get mad?

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- No.
- Fair enough.

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I told Ruby and Luna
that you write office fan fiction.

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Ruby's desperate to find it.

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You told them about
my very private and personal fan fiction?

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We were at that bar, dancing and drinking,
and everyone was telling funny stories.

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And oh God, I'm so sorry.

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Actually, I know what it's like
to want to fit in with the cool kids.

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In primary school, my sister warned me
not to get "The Rachel" haircut.

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But I didn't listen to her. I learned that
not every teenage face should be framed.

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So I forgive you.

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I don't believe you.
Just punish me already.

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No. I have a better idea.

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Ruby is not gonna stop looking
for that fan fiction till she finds it.

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So I'm going to write
some new fan fiction just for her

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and make sure she finds that instead.

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That is so diabolical. I love it.

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- And then later--
- Yes?

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I'm going to punish you
for telling them about it.

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Oh.

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Oh, there she is.

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How'd it go with Brian last night?

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He kept saying,
"You can't break up with me."

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But I said, "Brian, this is happening.
So get your stuff and get out."

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Good for you.

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I'm kidding.
It was a four-hour conversation.

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Then I held him
and helped move his PlayStation.

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[door opens]

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Guys, you're not gonna believe it.
I found Anna's fan fiction.

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- Oh my God!
- [gasps] Gimme, gimme, gimme!

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When I said, “Let’s break
into Anna’s office, find her fan fiction,”

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you were all, “It’s too scary. I’m getting
the vapors. Where's my fainting couch?"

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Yeah, that's exactly how I talk.

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Behold. Anna's innermost thoughts.

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Yeah.

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[Luna gasps]

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Look, she made each of us an animal.
I'm an eagle.

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[inhales] Eagles are cool.
Like the wolves of the sky.

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Yeah, they soar above everyone
then swoop down and get shit done.

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- [gasps] Malcolm, you're a leopard.
- I love leopards.

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They're my favorite animal print.
Hey, I wonder what Anna made you, Ruby.

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- Hmm.
- Maybe a tiger or a swan.

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- I'm a cow.
- What?

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She made me a cow.
Seriously, why would she see me as a cow?

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Yeah. It's so different
from an eagle or a leopard.

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Good morning.

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- Good morning, Anna.
- Morning, Anna.

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Ellis and Jackson are taking a few
hours off to work on their relationship

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because apparently
that's how businesses are run.

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We're still up against
a pretty tight deadline,

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so Ellis wants you to keep working
on Luna's progress from yesterday.

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Great. I can't wait to get going.
Let's spread our wings and work.

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That's the spirit. The goal
is to produce a sample of concrete

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from strontium chloride.

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So stay focused and get moo-ving.

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You heard that, right?
She said, "Moo-ving."

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She said "moving." We've got a lot to do.

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So let's forget the fan fiction
and get to work.

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Definitely. I just need to read
every page of it first.

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[whimsical music playing]

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How great is this? Neither one of us
in a position of authority.

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Just two friends working together.

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So, buddy,
what did you get up to this weekend?

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Uh, not much. Tried to get some reading in
by the pool,

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but Leslie kept asking me,
"Now, what's going on?"

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And it was a science journal, so...

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He requires a lot of attention.

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He's like a rescue dog,
except if he falls asleep on you,

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he's harder to move.

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Okay, everybody good?
Ready for water test? Yes. Yes.

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All right, muchachos,
let's light this baby up.

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[crew laughing]

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Oh my God,
it looks like my Dad's foot sprung a leak.

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He needs his wrench.

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[all laughing]

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Uh, well,
you learn more from your mistakes.

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Oh, well, you'll be a genius
by the end of the day then.

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[crew laughing]

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[chuckles] God, this is great.

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Juan! It's not working out with Jackson.
I need to be reassigned.

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[whimsical music playing]

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Does Anna think I'm clumsy?
Is that why she made me a cow?

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I bumped into her once in the elevator

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but only because that weird guy
from Yellow Lab got on.

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What are you staring at?
Is it my chewing? Do I chew like a cow?

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You certainly avoid work like a cow.

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So you do think I have bovine qualities?

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What I think is we're under a deadline,

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and I really need you to work
instead of standing around like--

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Like a what, Luna?

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Say it. I wanna hear you say it.

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Like a dirty heifer?

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- Oh God.
- I’m sorry, your awesome eagle-ness.

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Why’d Anna make you an eagle anyway?
No offense, but you're more like a mouse.

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Hey. How's it going?

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I'm working. To get you moving, you have
to stick an electric thingy up your butt.

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They’re called cattle prods,
and that’s not even how they work.

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- Oh, I guess you would know.
- Shut up. Stupid bird.

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Go milk yourself.

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[upbeat rhythmic music playing]

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- Your plan worked. Too well.
- Excellent.

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- Oh.
- They're at each other's throats.

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- Excellent. Oh.
- They're not getting any work done.

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Part of me thinks
that we should come clean and end it.

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That part of you is wrong.

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My fan fiction is like my diary,
and Ruby wants to steal it.

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If she knows the one she has is fake,
she'll go back to looking for the real one

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and no part of you is okay with that.

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It is not.

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We'll get Ruby and Luna back to work,
but we'll use more fan fiction to do it.

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Perhaps I'll scare them
with a story about vegetables

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who aren't working hard enough,
so they get chopped into a salad.

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Or better, barbecued.

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Watching you is like
taking a masterclass taught by Jafar.

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Jeff R.? That lanky guy in Blue Lab
with the goatee who’s always scheming?

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No, but I’m realizing
Jeff R. is a lot like Jafar from <i>Aladdin.</i>

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You're welcome.

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I love sprinklers. I just think
that my talents are best used elsewhere.

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We all know I’m the prince of pruning.

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I think the real reason you want to prune

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is because hedges don't use biting sarcasm
to embarrass you in front of the men.

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00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:45,396
God, you're good.
Okay, this is about Jackson teasing me.

233
00:10:45,396 --> 00:10:48,774
I brought him here because I want us
to be friends. He's not doing it right.

234
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:51,735
- Friends don't make fun of each other.
- Actually, they do.

235
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:54,154
Look at Arturo and Jorge.

236
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:57,282
They've been messing with each other
for years.

237
00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,911
Ever since Arturo discovered
Jorge waxes his chest.

238
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,666
[laughing]

239
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,877
Okay, maybe you,
Jorge, and Arturo are right.

240
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,380
If I wanna be friends with my son,
I need to take some ribbing.

241
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:14,591
And dish it out too. Right?
'Cause that's part of the fun.

242
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,634
I must caution you.

243
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:19,763
Insulting a man can be a delicate dance
on a slippery floor.

244
00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:22,641
I'm good at a lot of things.
I think I got this.

245
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:25,144
Hey, Sleeping Beauty, break time's over.

246
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:27,688
At least I'm taller than you.

247
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,191
What does that have to do with anything?

248
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,779
Yeah, that wasn't a good one.
But I just need a little practice.

249
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,073
I learned French in a weekend. I got this.

250
00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:40,576
[upbeat rhythmic music playing]

251
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,458
What is your problem?

252
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,877
I'm sorry. Does the sound
of me working disturb you?

253
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:53,589
Since you were busy not doing anything,
I mixed a test batch of concrete myself.

254
00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:56,133
Good. Now you can go steal some food
from smaller birds.

255
00:11:56,133 --> 00:12:00,304
You're not even reading the fan fiction.
Just looking up bad stuff about eagles.

256
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:05,017
Hey, ladies, found some more
of Anna's fanfic. Exciting stuff.

257
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,603
I can't read anymore.
I think I'm just gonna take a sick day.

258
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,605
You can't go home. There's too much to do.

259
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:10,564
[timer dings]

260
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:11,815
The concrete's ready.

261
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,944
- [both gag]
- Oh my God, that smell.

262
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,821
Yeah, it, uh,
might need some modifications.

263
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,032
It's goo. It smells like rotten eggs
poached in sewage.

264
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,117
[phone ringing]

265
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:23,952
It's Ellis.

266
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,330
Hey, boss. [scoffs]

267
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:27,664
It's all good over here.

268
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:30,459
Hey, I want to roast Jackson
and have everybody laugh at him,

269
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:33,420
then do that thing where they say
the last two words of my joke.

270
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,882
Are you sure? Messing with people
can have unintended consequences

271
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,634
that can disrupt the workplace.

272
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:40,010
I recently discovered.

273
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,554
He's been slamming me all day.
I need to have some fun with him.

274
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:46,141
Can I run some ideas by you?
What do you think about "turd bucket"?

275
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,143
Uh, it's a little generic.

276
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,813
Yeah, you're right. I wish he looked
a little more like a bucket.

277
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,357
What about something with "nozzle"?
"Shit nozzle"?

278
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,400
"Hey, your nose looks like a shit nozzle."

279
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,944
I don't know what that means, sir.

280
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,612
Yeah, I know, it's unclear.

281
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:01,740
Maybe you shouldn't make fun of him.
The guy just moved across the country.

282
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,826
It's not working out with Ruby.
His mom just died.

283
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,161
My wife just died.
Didn't seem to stop him.

284
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,664
Listen, thanks.
This is... This is some good ideas.

285
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:09,998
[phone beeps]

286
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,211
Hey, Dad, we're going to the backyard
to lay some gravel.

287
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,546
You wanna grab your gloves?

288
00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:18,173
I didn't need gloves
when I was banging your mom.

289
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:21,885
[in Spanish] That was really harsh.

290
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,514
Why would a father say that?

291
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,516
- [in English] What's wrong with you?
- Oh, I see.

292
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,268
You can dish it out,
but you can't take it.

293
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,770
Hey, come on, we’re ribbing each other!

294
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,648
They’re not all gonna be home runs.
We're finding it.

295
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,649
Equals.

296
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,109
[whimsical music playing]

297
00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:38,944
Don't tell Anna,
but I'll tell you the truth

298
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,905
because this thing is going off the rails,
and rails are good.

299
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,867
- They’re how the trains know where to go.
- I'm sorry, the truth?

300
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,577
Anna knew you were snooping in her office,

301
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:49,371
so she wrote that whole thing
about you being a cow as payback.

302
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:53,375
- And to get you to focus on work.
- Oh my God. That's so diabolical.

303
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,460
I know. That's what sucked me in.

304
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,213
So you're saying I'm not the cow.
Am I the eagle?

305
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:01,717
No, no, no. Nobody's any kind of animal.
It's all fake.

306
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,719
I'm gonna tell you about
her real fan fiction,

307
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,095
and hopefully put an end to this.

308
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,555
Her real fan fiction?

309
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,682
Anna doesn't feel appreciated at work.

310
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:09,933
- Aw.
- Aw.

311
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,476
So in her real fan fiction,

312
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,228
she's adored.

313
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,063
[triumphant music playing]

314
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,497
- Your feet are magnificent.
- They can't compare to your hands.

315
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,457
Or your mind.

316
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:34,541
Or your boobs.

317
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,251
What's that glorious smell?

318
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:40,631
[knives clinking]

319
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,385
Shrimp, milady?

320
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,762
Don't mind if I do.

321
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:49,932
[applause]

322
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:54,937
Wow.

323
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,939
Go Anna. Build your fantasy.

324
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,524
Hmm. Although it's kind of heartbreaking
when you think about it.

325
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:02,194
Anna keeps this whole place going
and doesn't get any recognition.

326
00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:03,737
[all] Aw.

327
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:06,990
Hey, guys.

328
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,034
Anything good happen in here today?

329
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:12,579
Because it turns out landscaping
is not the panacea you think it is.

330
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,622
Where's Jackson?

331
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:16,416
Don't worry,
I did not call him a turd bucket,

332
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,752
and somehow he still found a way
to be mad at me.

333
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,337
He stayed at landscaping.

334
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:23,966
Well, our day wasn't a winner either.
Opposite of a drumroll, please.

335
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,051
Perfect. Thank you.

336
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:28,512
Ew. [sniffs]

337
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:32,432
- Sweet Satan's diaper. What is that smell?
- It's the odor of us failing you.

338
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,019
We got a little distracted today
being jerks to each other.

339
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,562
I'm sorry about earlier.

340
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:38,522
Me too.

341
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,024
Well, you made progress.

342
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,276
And it was Sir Isaac Newton who said,

343
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,988
"Sometimes progress
can be smelly and gooey."

344
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,574
Surprised the stink didn't drive you
out of the lab.

345
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,077
Hmm.

346
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,121
[whimsical music playing]

347
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:57,833
I think I found a way to get Leslie
to leave without being mad at us.

348
00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:00,043
Great. Then I just have to get rid
of one more person.

349
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,129
Are you still mad about the joke I made?

350
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,548
The one about banging my mom
without gloves? Vaguely.

351
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,843
I'm sorry I said it,
but your mom would've laughed.

352
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:12,764
Look, I just don't have a lot of
experience trading shots with co-workers.

353
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,307
People don't do that with me.

354
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,560
I always thought
there was nothing to make fun of.

355
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,021
I thought of nine things
while you were saying that sentence.

356
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,605
But what's your plan for Leslie?

357
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:24,860
[upbeat instrumental music playing]

358
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:28,864
There's no way anybody
could live down here with this smell.

359
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,451
- What if he asks where it's coming from?
- Tell him we don't know.

360
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:36,121
Could be from one of those smelly demons
that get trapped in a wall.

361
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:38,040
[chuckles, imitates ghost]

362
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:38,957
Hey,

363
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,293
I'm sorry about today. [exhales]

364
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,503
I'm so used to seeing you
put on a pedestal

365
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,881
and respected, admired, revered even.

366
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,760
It was just nice to be your peer,
and I got carried away.

367
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,262
Ah, well,
maybe we're not meant to be friends.

368
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,432
I don't think we need to be.
I like having you as my dad.

369
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,642
And if this is about you thinking
we're growing apart,

370
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,228
we can just find stuff
we like doing together.

371
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:03,857
Yeah. Hey, it's summer.
We could break out the Slip 'N Slide.

372
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,651
This might be the fumes talking,
but I'm having fun right now.

373
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:10,572
[chuckles]
Hey, where's Leslie been this whole time?

374
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,366
I gave him my credit card
and told him he could buy a new tuxedo

375
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,327
for our next James Bond movie night.

376
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,454
- He went for that?
- It's a free tuxedo.

377
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,915
- Who doesn't want a free tuxedo?
- [Leslie] Here they are.

378
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:20,832
Hey, guys.

379
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,878
How do I look?
The name's Clevenger. Leslie Clevenger.

380
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,546
You're back early.

381
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:28,799
- And that tuxedo needs altering.
- Uh-huh.

382
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:32,761
I knew it. The guy at the store
said it was fine. I...

383
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,473
What are you doing? [sniffing]

384
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,726
Are you rubbing stinky goo
all over my walls?

385
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,353
No! [chuckles]

386
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:44,356
- This guy.
- So paranoid. No, we smelled that odor

387
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:48,443
and so we got a sealant
to keep the stinky smell inside the wall.

388
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,488
- Yeah.
- He's right.

389
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:52,405
[Leslie] Mm-hm.

390
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,160
[sniffs]

391
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,872
This isn't odor sealant. This is odor.

392
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,000
You're trying to make my room smelly,
so I have to move.

393
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,837
That's why you dangled this sweet tux
in front of me.

394
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,214
You knew that no one could say no
to a free tuxedo.

395
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,758
Is the tux thing
a societal norm I'm unaware of?

396
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,802
I'm disappointed in you, Ellis.

397
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:17,597
I would expect this from Jackson.
He's an agent of chaos, but not you.

398
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,308
I don't like chaos.
I feel like you don't know me at all, man.

399
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,935
Put your foul goo away.

400
00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:26,398
This room is already filled
with the stench of betrayal. I'm leaving.

401
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,859
Don't go away angry, Leslie.

402
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:32,571
It's too late. I'm going away.
And I'm angry.

403
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,740
And I get custody of the fort.

404
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,367
[instrumental music playing]

405
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,785
Oh, not the fort.

406
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:43,874
If I can get the revised cost analysis for
Green Lab by tomorrow, that'd be great.

407
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:46,209
Look at her wrapped in her armor,
not feeling appreciated.

408
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,963
Ruby, Luna, everything okay?

409
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,134
Yes, and we appreciate you for asking.

410
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,219
[Luna] We see how much
you care about everything here

411
00:18:56,219 --> 00:19:00,348
and hope that you know that we know that
none of this'd be possible without you.

412
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,601
And so, in the spirit of your homeland,

413
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,936
we got you a tin of biscuits.

414
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,315
Thank you. That's very sweet.

415
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,526
Please tell Malcolm I'm going to kill him.

416
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,320
[ominous music playing]

417
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,739
This is Leslie Clevenger.

418
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:20,368
I've changed my mind. I'll talk to you
about being kidnapped by Ellis Dragon.

419
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:21,328
Excellent.

420
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,246
And I know there are
some other board members

421
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,665
who would also be interested
in hearing your story.

422
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,876
Good. People should know about this guy.

423
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,879
I think you're just the ammunition
I've been looking for.

424
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:34,090
And perhaps you have just the guest room
I've been looking for.

425
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,509
[dueling music playing]

426
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,012
[closing theme playing]

427
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,386
[closing theme ends]