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‪別嚇到猴子!

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‪你醒了,我也睡不著
‪萊斯利又在地下室開趴了

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‪這樣不行

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‪要是我們袖手旁觀,就別想再睡了

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‪這裡有廁所嗎?走廊那間有人

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‪-搞什麼?你是誰?
‪-朗尼

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‪你是艾利斯德雷根嗎?

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‪天啊!我要拍張照

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‪而你是抱怨“音樂太大聲”的傢伙

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‪你有相機嗎?

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‪我一小時前告訴過你了
‪你得穿上褲子回家去

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‪我一小時前也告訴過你
‪褲子在烘衣機裡,因為濕了

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‪蠢蛋

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‪我想下半身失蹤的陌生人

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‪不該擅闖別人的臥房

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‪這應該是你跟我少數有共識的事

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‪沒錯

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‪爸,你跟萊斯利玩得很開心

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‪但玩耍日差不多也該結束了

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‪也許你說得對

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‪早安,天氣真好

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‪昨晚發生那種事
‪你怎麼還能那麼愉快?

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‪我自己拿了非洲咀嚼條來吃

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‪用芥末樹製成的
‪帶給我滿滿的能量還能振奮心情

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‪你確定那不是狗玩具嗎?
‪昨晚這裡有一隻狗

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‪我很確定這是我的東西

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‪不過也許這就是
‪為什麼它濕濕的,還丟在走廊地板上

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‪-你會叫萊斯利離開吧?
‪-可惡,我吃的是狗玩具

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‪早安

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‪謝天謝地,昨晚真的玩瘋了
‪但辦了一場超讚的喬遷趴

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‪那是喬遷趴?有點怪,這裡不是你家

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‪很不錯,收到很多東西

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‪什麼東西?

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‪都是我的東西,不用你費心

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‪聽著,萊斯利,我在想

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‪你會不會藉由待在這裡

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‪逃避你老婆離家
‪而你很想她的事實?

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‪我沒有逃避,我想待在這裡

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‪我以為你也希望我留下

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‪一定是這樣
‪因為你綁架我,還把我關在地下室

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‪我當然希望你留下

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‪很好,希望朗尼醒來時
‪你能對他和顏悅色一點

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‪他也受了不少苦

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‪他的皮褲昨晚在你的烘衣機裡融掉了

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‪看來能設法弄走朗尼就要偷笑了

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‪不,我們也要弄走萊斯利

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‪只是需要用點手腕處理,因為...

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‪-你綁架他
‪-他很玻璃心

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‪-而且你綁架他
‪-是他先勒索我

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‪-來談談我們父子吧
‪-我們父子?

51
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‪我很擔心我們

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‪我們是一個團體嗎?我從來沒想過

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‪沒錯,你來這裡後交到朋友,非常好

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‪可我們相處的時間不多

55
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‪因為在公司你是我老闆
‪在家你是我的爸

56
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‪-但其他人都是正常朋友
‪-對

57
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‪所以我們去個
‪擺脫父子或主從關係的地方

58
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‪-當朋友就好
‪-天啊

59
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‪你該不會又要我跟你面對面綁著
‪玩空中跳傘吧?很恐怖耶

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‪我很喜歡,而且被吐滿身的人是我

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‪你說你不能活在我的陰影下
‪我也不樂見這樣

62
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‪所以我們就找時間,以平輩相處吧

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‪-我看得出來你不會死心
‪-沒錯

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‪我鐵了心要這麼做

65
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‪艾利斯的震盪人生

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‪好喔,到戶外做苦工

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‪不是鑽進地心,我可以接受

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‪歡迎你們

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‪謝謝你今天讓我帶兒子來,胡安

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‪我們想以平輩身分找相處一下

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‪很不錯,厄內斯托今天去拿掉
‪他脖子上的巨大玩意

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‪我需要人手幫忙安裝灑水器

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‪我有裝灑水器的經驗
‪暑假曾當過地勤工

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‪真的嗎?

75
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‪一開始就馬到成功
‪看看我們正在互相瞭解

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‪好了,夥伴們

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‪這個外國人和他兒子
‪今天要跟我們共事

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‪以培養默契和修復緊張的關係

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‪我很高興他們為此努力

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‪父子關係錯綜複雜

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‪好了

82
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‪各位,準備灑水吧

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‪嘿,建築工
‪除非你要在灑水器上裝馬桶

84
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‪否則不需要那支大扳手

85
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‪這個好笑

86
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‪但如果他又想爬樹
‪你們就需要堅固的安全帽

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‪有趣,真有趣
‪但這是最後一次耍冷吧?

88
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‪我爸的臉皮跟桃子一樣薄

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‪你講的是別人還是又跟我有關?

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‪不,跟你有關

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‪-妳找我嗎?
‪-麥爾坎,看看這個

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‪出於安全考量
‪所有行政辦公室都安裝了攝影機

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‪-天啊,不
‪-別擔心,不是針對你

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‪這太要不得了,謝謝妳提醒我

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‪等等

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‪她在找什麼?

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‪牙齒維持器?

98
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‪答案這麼荒謬
‪顯示你知道她在找的東西

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‪好吧,我知道,但我不想告訴妳

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‪很好,我們有進展了,快說吧

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‪-妳保證不會生氣嗎?
‪-不保證

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‪好吧,我告訴露比和露娜
‪妳寫辦公室同人小說,露比很想找到

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‪你告訴她們
‪我那本非常私密的同人小說?

104
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‪我們當時在酒吧,喝酒跳舞
‪每個人都在分享趣聞

105
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‪天啊,我真的很抱歉

106
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‪說真的,我懂想融入酷孩子群的心情

107
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‪小學時,我的姊妹警告我
‪別剪瑞秋的髮型

108
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‪但我不聽, 結果發現
‪不是每個少女都適合羽毛剪

109
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‪所以我原諒你

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‪我不相信妳,直接懲罰我吧

111
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‪不,我有個更好的主意

112
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‪露比沒找到同人小說一定不會罷休

113
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‪所以我要特別為她創作新的內容

114
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‪而且一定要讓她找到

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‪真惡毒,我喜歡

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‪-之後...
‪-怎麼樣?

117
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‪我要懲罰你大嘴巴的事

118
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‪找到她了

119
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‪昨晚跟布萊恩的情況怎麼樣?

120
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‪他一直說:“妳不能跟我分手”

121
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‪但我說:“布萊恩,我要分手
‪請你收拾好東西離開”

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‪好樣的

123
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‪說笑的,我們聊了四小時

124
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‪然後我抱了他
‪幫他把電玩主機搬上車

125
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‪兩位,說了妳們一定不信
‪我找到安娜的同人小說了

126
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‪-天啊
‪-快拿過來

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‪妳興奮什麼
‪我慫恿妳闖進安娜的辦公室找小說時

128
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‪妳還說:“不行,太可怕了
‪我快昏倒了,躺椅在哪?”

129
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‪對,是我的口氣無誤

130
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‪看吧,安娜最私密的想法

131
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‪快看,她把我們每個人
‪都寫成動物,我是老鷹

132
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‪老鷹很酷,就像天空中的狼

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‪沒錯,牠們凌駕於眾生之上
‪然後猛然降臨,把事情搞定

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‪-麥爾坎,你是花豹
‪-我愛花豹

135
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‪-那是我最歡的動物圖案
‪-不知道安娜把妳寫成什麼,露比?

136
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‪也許是老虎或天鵝

137
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‪-我是母牛
‪-什麼?

138
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‪她把我描寫成母牛
‪說真的,她怎麼會把我當成牛?

139
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‪就是說啊,跟老鷹或花豹也差太多了

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‪早安

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‪-早安,安娜
‪-早,安娜

142
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‪艾利斯和傑克森請了幾小時的假
‪修復父子關係

143
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‪因為很顯然事業要這樣經營

144
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‪但我們還是面臨緊迫的期限

145
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‪所以艾利斯要妳們
‪照露娜昨天的進展繼續努力

146
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‪很好,我等不及開始了
‪讓我們展翅開工吧

147
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‪這樣就對了
‪我們的目標是利用氯化鍶

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‪生產水泥樣本

149
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‪所以保持專心,“牛轉”乾坤吧

150
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‪你們都聽到了吧?她說“牛轉”

151
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‪她說“扭轉”,我們有很多事要做

152
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‪所以別管同人小說,開始幹活吧

153
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‪一定要,先讓我讀完每一頁再說

154
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{\an8}‪(萬中選一的胡安
‪庭園造景服務)

155
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‪很棒對吧?
‪我們都不是高高在上的權威人物

156
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‪單純兩個朋友一起工作

157
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‪所以你這週末做了什麼?

158
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‪沒什麼,想在泳池邊看書

159
00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:18,207
‪但萊斯利一直追問我“後來呢?”

160
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‪那只是一本科學期刊,所以...

161
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‪他很需要刷存在感

162
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‪他就像棄犬
‪差別是他在你身上睡著更難搬走

163
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‪大家都好了嗎?準備好開水測試沒?

164
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‪好了,各位少年兄,打開灑水器吧

165
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‪看來我爸的腳下漏水了,他需要扳手

166
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‪-從錯誤中可以學到更多
‪-那今天下班前你就是天才了

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‪天啊,算你狠

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‪胡安

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‪我跟傑克森不合拍,幫我重新分組

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‪安娜覺得我很笨拙嗎?
‪所以她才把我寫成牛?

171
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‪我有一次在電梯裡撞到她

172
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‪但那是因為
‪黃色實驗室的怪咖進了電梯

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‪-妳在看什麼?
‪-還是我吃東西的樣子?像牛嗎?

174
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‪妳像牛一樣逃避工作

175
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‪所以妳真的覺得我有牛的特質?

176
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‪我覺得期限緊迫

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‪我真的需要妳開始工作
‪別站在那裡像個...

178
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‪像什麼,露娜?

179
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‪說啊,我想聽妳說出來
‪像隻骯髒的小母牛嗎?

180
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‪-有完沒完
‪-不好意思,厲害的母鷹

181
00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:30,529
‪為什麼安娜讓妳當老鷹?
‪別見怪,但妳更像老鼠

182
00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,323
‪兩位還好嗎?

183
00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:35,784
‪至少我在工作,要讓妳動起來
‪還得拿電擊棒戳妳屁股

184
00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,829
‪那叫趕牛棒,而且根本不是那樣用的

185
00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:41,373
‪-妳當然知道囉
‪-閉嘴,笨鳥

186
00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,499
‪去擠奶吧妳

187
00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:46,378
‪-妳的計畫奏效了
‪-非常好

188
00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,714
‪好過頭,她們槓上了

189
00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,966
‪-非常好
‪-兩個人毫無工作進度

190
00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,761
‪一部分的我覺得
‪我們應該坦白,結束這場鬧劇

191
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,262
‪那部分的你錯了

192
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:59,016
‪我的同人小說就像私人日記
‪露比想偷走

193
00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:02,811
‪如果她知道手邊那本是假的
‪她會繼續去找真的

194
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,855
‪想必你不會同意吧

195
00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:05,856
‪不同意

196
00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:09,485
‪我們要激勵露比和露娜工作
‪但得借助更多同人小說的力量

197
00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,945
‪或許我可以編個蔬菜的故事嚇嚇她們

198
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,157
‪因為不認真工作
‪蔬菜被剁碎做成沙拉

199
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,368
‪或更精彩,拿去烤了

200
00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:20,704
‪看著妳就像得到大反派賈方的真傳

201
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:24,124
‪傑法?藍實驗室那個瘦巴巴
‪留著山羊鬍,一副奸詐樣的傢伙嗎?

202
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:28,420
‪不是,但我發現
‪傑法很像《阿拉丁》裡的賈方

203
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,713
‪不客氣

204
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:34,009
‪我喜歡灑水器,我只是覺得
‪我的才華比較適合其他地方

205
00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,844
‪眾所皆知我是修枝王子

206
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,430
‪我覺得你想修剪樹枝的真正原因是

207
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:42,184
‪那些籬笆不會冷嘲熱諷
‪害你在大庭廣眾下出糗

208
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:45,396
‪天啊,你真行
‪好吧,是因為傑克森嘲笑我

209
00:10:45,396 --> 00:10:48,774
‪我帶他來是因為我希望我們像朋友
‪但他並不稱職

210
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:51,819
‪-朋友不會互相取笑
‪-其實會

211
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:54,154
‪看看阿圖羅和荷黑

212
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:57,282
‪他們多年來一直捉弄對方

213
00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,911
‪自從阿圖羅發現荷黑除掉胸毛後

214
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,961
‪好吧,也許你、荷黑和阿圖羅說得對

215
00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,380
‪如果我要跟兒子當朋友
‪應該要能忍受稍微被虧

216
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:14,591
‪然後虧回去,對吧?這才好玩

217
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,801
‪我必須警告你

218
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:19,763
‪侮辱一個男人
‪就像在濕滑的地板上優雅起舞

219
00:11:20,431 --> 00:11:22,641
‪我擅長做很多事,包在我身上吧

220
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:25,144
‪睡美人,休息時間結束了

221
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:27,938
‪至少我比你高

222
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,191
‪風馬牛不相干吧?

223
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,779
‪這句回得不好,但我只需要多練習

224
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,073
‪我一個週末就學會法語,我行的

225
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,458
‪妳有什麼毛病?

226
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,877
‪抱歉,我工作的聲音打擾到妳了嗎?

227
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:53,589
‪既然妳忙著偷懶
‪我自己調了一批測試用的水泥

228
00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:56,133
‪很好,那妳可以
‪去偷其他小鳥的食物了

229
00:11:56,133 --> 00:12:00,304
‪妳根本沒看小說
‪只是想找關於老鷹的壞話

230
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:05,017
‪嘿,兩位,我找到更多安娜的小說
‪真讓人興奮

231
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,603
‪我看不下去了,我要請病假回家

232
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,605
‪妳不能回家,工作堆積如山

233
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,815
‪水泥準備好了

234
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:15,944
‪天啊,那味道

235
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,821
‪可能需要調整一下

236
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,032
‪黏黏的,聞起來像臭雞蛋

237
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:23,952
‪艾利斯打的

238
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,664
‪嘿,老闆,這裡一切都很好

239
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:30,459
‪我想酸傑克森,讓大家取笑他

240
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:33,420
‪然後學我說笑話的最後兩個字

241
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,882
‪你確定嗎?捉弄別人
‪可能產生難以意料的後果

242
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:40,010
‪破壞職場和諧,我最近的新發現

243
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,554
‪他已經糗我一整天了,我也要找樂子

244
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:46,141
‪可以請你給點意見嗎?
‪你覺得“糞桶”怎麼樣?

245
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,143
‪有點普通

246
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,896
‪你說得對,真希望他看起來更像桶子

247
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,315
‪那跟“噴嘴”有關的呢?“大便噴嘴?”

248
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,400
‪“嘿,你的鼻子看起來像大便噴嘴”

249
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,944
‪我不知道那是什麼意思

250
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,612
‪好吧,我知道,語意太模糊

251
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,364
‪也許你不該取笑他

252
00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:03,826
‪他剛從大老遠搬過來
‪跟露比切了,老媽才剛過世

253
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,161
‪我老婆也剛死
‪他可沒有因此手下留情

254
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,622
‪聽著,謝謝,這是好點子

255
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,211
‪爸,我們要去後院鋪碎石

256
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,546
‪你要去拿手套嗎?

257
00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:18,590
‪我上你媽的時候可不需要戴手套

258
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:21,885
‪這也太過分了

259
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,639
‪當父親的怎麼會說這種話?

260
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,807
‪你有什麼毛病?

261
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,268
‪我懂了,你可以虧別人卻禁不起被虧

262
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,770
‪別這樣,我們只是互相消遣

263
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,314
‪不見得每次會成功,我們會找到的

264
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:35,649
‪雙方的平衡點

265
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,944
‪別告訴安娜
‪但我決定告訴妳們真相

266
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,905
‪因為整件事開始脫離正軌了
‪鴯軌道是好事

267
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,867
‪-火車才知道方向
‪-抱歉,你說什麼真相?

268
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:49,371
‪安娜知道妳去辦公室探頭探腦
‪才把妳寫成母牛作為報復

269
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:53,375
‪-也為了讓妳專心工作
‪-天啊,也太惡毒了

270
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,460
‪我知道,所以我才會陷入

271
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,213
‪你是說我不是牛,而是老鷹嗎?

272
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:01,717
‪不,沒有人是動物,全是假的

273
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:05,095
‪我要告訴妳們她真正同人小說的內容
‪把事情做個了結

274
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,555
‪她真正的同人小說?

275
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,682
‪安娜覺得在職場不受重視

276
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,476
‪所以在她真正的同人小說裡

277
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,228
‪她受到眾人崇拜

278
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,497
‪-妳的腳好美
‪-比不上妳的纖纖玉手

279
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,457
‪或是妳的心智

280
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:34,541
‪或是妳的胸部

281
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,251
‪那是什麼美妙的味道?

282
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,385
‪要蝦子嗎,夫人?

283
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,762
‪那我就不客氣了

284
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:54,937
‪這樣啊

285
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,022
‪加油,安娜,打造妳的幻想吧

286
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,399
‪雖然仔細想想有點心酸

287
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,194
‪安娜維持公司的運作
‪但付出卻沒得到認可

288
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:06,990
‪妳們好

289
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,034
‪今天有什麼好事發生嗎?

290
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:12,579
‪原來環境美化不是妳們所想的萬靈丹

291
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,622
‪傑克森人呢?

292
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:16,416
‪別擔心,我沒罵他糞桶

293
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,752
‪但他不知怎麼的還是有辦法生我的氣

294
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,337
‪他還在做造景工作

295
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:23,966
‪我們今天也不太好,請別下鼓聲

296
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,051
‪好極了,謝謝

297
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:32,432
‪-臭死人了,那是什麼味道?
‪-是我們失敗的味道

298
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,602
‪我們有點心不在焉,忙著找彼此麻煩

299
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,562
‪先前的事我很抱歉

300
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:38,522
‪我也是

301
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,024
‪妳們有進展了

302
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,276
‪就像牛頓爵士說過

303
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,988
‪“有時候進步可能臭烘烘又黏呼呼”

304
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,533
‪沒想到妳們竟然沒被臭味薰走

305
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:57,833
‪我好像找到能弄走萊斯利
‪又不惹他生氣的方法了

306
00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:00,043
‪很好,那我只再弄走一個人就好了

307
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,129
‪你還在氣我開的玩笑嗎?

308
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,548
‪那個沒戴手套上我媽的笑話?

309
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,843
‪很抱歉我這麼說,但你媽一定會笑

310
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:12,764
‪好吧,我只是沒什麼
‪跟同事互損的經驗

311
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,307
‪別人不會這樣對我

312
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,560
‪我還以為是因為沒什麼笑點

313
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,021
‪你說這句話的時候
‪我已經想到九個了

314
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,605
‪你打算怎麼對付萊斯利?

315
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:28,864
‪瀰漫這種氣味
‪沒人能繼續住在地下室

316
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,451
‪-萬一他問味道怎麼來的呢?
‪-就裝傻

317
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:36,079
‪可能是受困在牆裡的惡魔散發的惡臭

318
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:38,957
‪對了

319
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,334
‪今天的事我很抱歉

320
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,503
‪我太習慣看到你高高在神壇上

321
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,881
‪受到尊重、崇拜,甚至是崇敬

322
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,760
‪能跟你當同儕的感覺很好
‪但我太得意忘形了

323
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,262
‪也許我們不適合當朋友

324
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,432
‪我們沒要當朋友,我喜歡你當我爸爸

325
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,642
‪如果你覺得我們會漸行漸遠

326
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,228
‪我們可以一起找點事做

327
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:03,857
‪有道理,現在是夏天
‪一起玩水滑梯吧

328
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,651
‪可能是被臭氣薰昏頭我才這麼說
‪但我現在很開心

329
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,572
‪對了,萊斯利人呢?

330
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,533
‪我給他信用卡,要他去買燕尾服

331
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,327
‪下次龐德電影之夜穿

332
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,454
‪-他信了?
‪-有免費的禮服啊

333
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,873
‪-誰不想要免費的燕尾服?
‪-找到你們了

334
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:20,791
‪兩位好

335
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,878
‪我看起來怎麼樣?
‪我是克萊文傑,萊斯利克萊文傑

336
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,546
‪你提早回來了

337
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:28,799
‪禮服需要修改

338
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:32,761
‪我就知道,店員還說沒關係,我...

339
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,388
‪你們在幹嘛?

340
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,726
‪你們在我的牆上塗難聞的黏漿嗎?

341
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,104
‪才沒有!這傢伙喔

342
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,356
‪真是疑神疑鬼,我們聞到臭味

343
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:48,443
‪才塗上密封劑,阻絕牆裡飄出的臭味

344
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,488
‪-真的
‪-他說得對

345
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,872
‪這不是防臭密封劑
‪臭味就是從這裡來的

346
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,000
‪你們想把我的房間變臭,逼我搬家

347
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,837
‪所以你才用漂亮的禮服引誘我

348
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:09,214
‪你知道沒有人能抗拒免費的燕尾服

349
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,758
‪燕尾服是什麼
‪我不知道的社會規範嗎?

350
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,802
‪我對你很失望,艾利斯

351
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:17,597
‪如果是傑克森我不意外
‪他是混亂製造機,但不該是你

352
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,308
‪我才不喜歡混亂
‪我覺得你根本不瞭解我

353
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,935
‪把你的臭黏漿拿走吧

354
00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:25,021
‪這個房間已經瀰漫背叛的惡臭

355
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,398
‪我要走了

356
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:28,859
‪別負氣離開,萊斯利

357
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:32,571
‪太遲了,我這就走,而且我很生氣

358
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,949
‪堡壘的監護權歸我

359
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,785
‪拜託,別拿走堡壘

360
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:43,874
‪如果明天能把綠色實驗室的
‪成本分析報告交給我,那就太好

361
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:46,209
‪看看她,渾身武裝,覺得不受重視

362
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,963
‪露比,露娜,一切都還好嗎?

363
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,134
‪是的,我們很感激妳的關心

364
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,219
‪我們知道妳多在乎這家公司

365
00:18:56,219 --> 00:19:00,348
‪希望妳知道
‪我們很清楚有妳才有這家公司

366
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,601
‪秉持妳故鄉的精神

367
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:04,936
‪我們買了一盒餅乾送妳

368
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,315
‪謝謝,真貼心

369
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,526
‪請轉告麥爾坎我要殺了他

370
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,739
‪我是萊斯利克萊文傑

371
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:20,368
‪我改變心意了,我想談談
‪被艾利斯德雷根綁架的事

372
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:23,246
‪非常好,我知道其他董事會成員

373
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,665
‪也會對你的經歷很感興趣

374
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,876
‪很好.大家應該要看清這傢伙真面目

375
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,879
‪我想你就是我尋尋覓覓的攻擊武器

376
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:34,507
‪也許妳正好有我正在尋覓的客房呢

377
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:56,006
‪字幕翻譯:莊雅婷