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‪-嘿
‪-幫你做了午餐

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‪不會吧,是我的舊便當盒

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‪巧克力牛奶?我超愛巧克力牛奶

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‪我知道你喜歡
‪這是我送你的襯衫嗎?

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‪沒錯,而且你說得對
‪能襯托我的身材

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‪真不錯,如果你媽媽能看到
‪一定會很欣慰

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‪-襯衫嗎?
‪-你這小子

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‪你這老頭!

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‪艾利斯的震盪人生

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‪-多美好的早晨
‪-出事了

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‪先聽我說,我跟傑克森打羽毛球

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‪雙方以15分平手,必須贏2分才...

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‪-董事會今晚召開緊急會議
‪-誰要求的?還有,我贏了

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‪我不知道是誰,我也不在乎

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‪-20比18,好,我說完了
‪-很好

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‪既然他們沒說理由,估計是因為你

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‪而且這麼臨時宣布
‪應該不是為了你打贏羽球要頒獎

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‪安娜,我不會拿這種事開玩笑
‪聽起來很嚴重

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‪是很嚴重
‪有人要找你麻煩,而且來勢洶洶

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‪我不該在妳提到“要來了”之前
‪制止妳開玩笑的

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‪天啊,我們完蛋了

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‪聽著,我們不清楚
‪幕後主使者或對方握有什麼

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‪但如果今晚8點
‪你能交出真正的混凝土給董事會

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‪也許你就能保住飯碗,所以別搞砸了

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‪你的工作可能受牽連

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‪別讓它吹了

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‪妳真的要把
‪“吹”跟“工作”擺在一起說嗎?

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‪好讓你這顆老屁孩腦袋
‪記住這件事的重要性

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‪聽著,我們還差臨門一腳
‪就能做出完全用捕集碳

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‪製造的混凝土原型,我還有九小時

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‪我們會挽救大局,因為地球需要我們

32
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‪而且我們夠聰明強悍,能完成任務

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‪我對你有信心

34
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‪-我們麻煩大了
‪-虧我早上心情很好

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‪今晚要召開緊急董事會議
‪我猜他們逼宮你父親下台

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‪什麼?我們的實驗有進展
‪而且我才剛對他恢復好感

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‪這太不公平了

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‪我知道,公司董事會
‪不在乎公不公平,我也很意外

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‪為了幫你爸爭取更多時間

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‪我希望你去找對你疼愛有加的金
‪請她延後會議

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‪不知道耶
‪我不喜歡把公事和私人交情混為一談

42
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‪好吧,非常健康,我完全能體諒

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‪我不相信妳的話

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‪如果他們真的
‪讓你父親的畢生心血化為烏有

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‪你隨時都能回去
‪教那些糟糕的孩童長笛

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‪至於你父親,管他去死,對吧?

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‪我會跟她談談

48
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‪這樣才乖

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‪妳一定真的很慌,妳從來沒鼓勵過我

50
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‪我們有九小時
‪把這個變成混凝土,眼下有兩個問題

51
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‪第一,它不會變硬

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‪第二,味道像詭異的排泄物臭翻天了

53
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‪-為什麼只有九小時?
‪-這個不用妳擔心

54
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‪-慘了,發生什麼事?
‪-一定很糟

55
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‪但他說我們不必擔心
‪他不會騙我們的,會嗎?

56
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‪好了,要繼續揣測我的行為隨便妳們
‪但接下來要這麼做

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‪我要回我的辦公室,想辦法讓它變硬

58
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‪妳們兩個努力消除臭味

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‪我們有九小時可以拯救我的...

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‪我不知道要接什麼,因為一切都很好

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‪-大概吧
‪-妳覺得呢?

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‪我猜這是狗急跳牆的權宜之計
‪他只是想安撫我們

63
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‪聽起來很有道理

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‪(我的另一輛車是豎琴)

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‪傑克森

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‪我們有約好排練嗎?
‪我還沒冰鎮手準備彈希奧朵拉

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‪我愛這個名字

68
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‪我差點用瘦子影帝布洛迪幫笛子取名
‪因為它又細又長

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‪但布洛迪有駝背,所以不太貼切

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‪但我不是為了這件事來
‪妳知道有人召集緊急董事會議嗎?

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‪對,我剛聽說
‪傑克森,現在不適合談這個

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‪妳能不能幫忙延後?

73
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‪我爸快完成碳捕集項目了
‪再給他幾天就好

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‪還有生火腿嗎?

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‪我的無花果光溜溜的

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‪有點想要...

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‪是你啊,傑克森

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‪你在這裡做什麼?

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‪你是科學家,自己想吧,天才

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‪妳該不會找他做心理治療吧?

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‪看看他,胡亂瞎猜

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‪昨天你爸逼我離開
‪你們神聖不可侵犯的家後

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‪我向金證實,艾利斯確實綁架過我

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‪報應啊!

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‪證實?怎麼回事?

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‪前幾天你在地下室透露你父親
‪犯重罪時,我聯絡了萊斯利

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‪他給了我逼艾利斯下台的必要證據

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‪是妳想除掉我爸嗎?

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‪從你母親過世後
‪他就變得古怪又不可靠

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‪但他改進很多了
‪我以為妳是我們的朋友

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‪如果由我管理公司
‪我可以讓一切恢復常軌

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‪輪到金當家做主了
‪經驗老,夠穩定,不怕背叛

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‪金字招牌

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‪所以呢?妳打算帶萊斯利去董事會

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‪告訴他們我爸綁架他
‪由妳接管職務嗎?

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‪天啊,我們真的在連鎖咖啡店
‪有表演嗎?或者也是謊言?

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‪妳這個畜生

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‪好重的口氣,我討厭人際關係

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‪也許你不該當心理治療師

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‪如果我再換工作,我爸媽會殺了我

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‪想一想,努力想

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‪我在思考,閉嘴

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‪放輕鬆,自然就會有靈感

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‪一二三,一二三,靈感快快出現

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‪一二三,一二...

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‪靈感快快出現

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‪拜託...

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‪有天才的味道

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‪糟糕

110
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‪振作,我們可以的

111
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‪快點,打起精神
‪從你的腦袋裡擠出點東西

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‪你可以的,我們都為你打氣

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‪再來一個偉大想法,生出來吧!

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‪結束了

115
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‪好吧,也許你可以休息一下

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‪如果艾利斯被開除,他們會掃除異己

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‪-我們不可能保住工作
‪-我不想找別的工作

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‪我也是,我不要新的實驗室搭檔

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‪我也是,妳無可取代
‪所以我才叫妳別去撈捕帝王蟹

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‪妳說得對,牠們很兇

121
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‪我表哥說有一隻抓住他的鬍子
‪把他拖進海裡

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‪我會想念這個的

123
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‪我也是,那傑克森怎麼辦?

124
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‪傑克森怎麼樣?

125
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‪-如果他回紐約呢?
‪-回去又怎樣?

126
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‪我可能會想他

127
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‪妳會想他嗎?

128
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‪露娜,讓我把話說清楚

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‪就算我想傑克森
‪我還是會很高興知道

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‪妳對他念念不忘的心思

131
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‪-妳確定嗎?
‪-我跟傑克森沒戲唱

132
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‪而且我希望妳快樂

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‪謝謝

134
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‪我受不了了,我們得查清楚
‪身為科學家要實事求是

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‪沒錯,我們不喜歡不確定性
‪所以我們才在賭城吐了

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‪對,這就是原因

137
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‪很多人利用我接近我爸
‪但我從沒想過金會這麼做

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‪這也難怪,她彈豎琴
‪音樂界最優美的樂器

139
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‪而且是天使演奏的
‪結果現在天使成了惡魔

140
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‪我真夠蠢了
‪我才剛開始跟我爸漸入佳境

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‪他今天早上
‪還把我的水果切成小星星形狀

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‪這一切都可能因為我大嘴巴而消失

143
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‪那就太糟了
‪所以你要跟他坦誠是你出賣他嗎?

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‪抱歉,我不是說出賣
‪而是另一個比較好聽的詞

145
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‪暗算?不對,毀掉?也不對

146
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‪你做的事實在找不到正面形容詞

147
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‪我希望永遠不必告訴他

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‪萊斯利是金唯一的證據

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‪如果我能阻止他參加今晚的董事會
‪危機就能迎刃而解了

150
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‪沒錯,謀殺
‪很醜陋的字眼,但也沒辦法

151
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‪-不,不能謀殺
‪-我知道,只是一直想說這句話

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‪大家都聽得到你們在說謀殺

153
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‪我們沒有要殺人

154
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‪很好,我看很多新聞節目
‪這種方式也太粗糙了

155
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‪我要去開會,如果你需要人幫忙
‪支開萊斯利,找我就對了

156
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‪還有,雖然未必有幫助
‪但我超會模仿艾爾帕西諾的

157
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‪不是多厲害,只是他使壞的樣子

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‪閃開!

159
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‪今天好多亂七八糟的事

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‪艾爾帕西諾 ,我們可能被炒魷魚
‪廚房牛奶也沒了

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‪沒有人會被開除

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‪我只需要想辦法
‪阻止萊斯利今晚去參加董事會議

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‪好,我們對他瞭解多少?

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‪不多,他是孤單老人,老婆走了
‪而且他愛喝熱可可

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‪-我覺得你應該鎖定前妻
‪-對

166
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‪也許你可以利用她
‪阻止萊斯利今晚出席

167
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‪點子不錯,該怎麼做?

168
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‪耍浪漫,來點貼心的手段

169
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‪每個女人都喜歡
‪女人熱愛自己喜歡的東西

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‪幸虧我很會製造浪漫

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‪-妳看得出我說反話吧?
‪-對,你很厲害

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‪妳也很擅長找出可可的替代品
‪還有其他長處

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‪像是什麼?

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‪妳現在的樣子和正在做的事

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‪我可以聽你整天含糊地讚美我也不膩

176
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‪但我得想辦法除掉混凝土的臭味

177
00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:30,529
‪而我必須設法耍浪漫

178
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,197
‪才能執行計畫

179
00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:38,162
‪如果今晚董事會真的踢我走
‪搞垮公司,妳會怎麼做?

180
00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:40,789
‪我一直想休息一下

181
00:09:41,457 --> 00:09:44,376
‪遠離文明世界,在小溪旁紮營

182
00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:47,254
‪到當地的小市場覓食

183
00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,757
‪妳耶,一個人用三支手機
‪居然想過原始生活?

184
00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,759
‪關於我,你不知道的事多著呢

185
00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,636
‪我們在公司時只專注於工作

186
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,929
‪我把你算進去只是客套

187
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,016
‪我的確有點注意力渙散
‪對妳來說想必不容易

188
00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,101
‪我就是你們所謂“麻煩”嗎?

189
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,394
‪天啊,是的

190
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,982
‪要不是妳,我不可能有今天的成就

191
00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:09,985
‪沒有你,我當然也不可能
‪做出任何成績

192
00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,780
‪因為連公司都不會存在

193
00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:16,200
‪我的意思是我很感恩能跟你共事

194
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,160
‪不只是這樣,應該說喜歡

195
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:23,207
‪-不只,更多,是享受嗎?天啊
‪-妳真的很不擅長這種事

196
00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:27,294
‪我完全不後悔,而且會非常想念你

197
00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:33,050
‪謝謝妳把傑克森帶來給我

198
00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:36,387
‪我知道妳是為了公司
‪但妳讓我找回我的世界

199
00:10:36,387 --> 00:10:39,098
‪如果情況真的無可挽回
‪也許你們會一起遠走他鄉

200
00:10:39,098 --> 00:10:40,891
‪你老是說要開船去夏威夷

201
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:44,687
‪拜託,如果我們受困在船上
‪不出一星期就會自相殘殺

202
00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:48,273
‪我們就像正納離子和正氯離子

203
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:53,278
‪少了凱蒂當黏著劑,很難共處

204
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:57,157
‪是啊,我養過兩隻金絲雀
‪其中一隻叫伊莉莎白女王...

205
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,993
‪等等,凱蒂不是黏著劑

206
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:03,414
‪她是避免我們游離化的電子

207
00:11:04,123 --> 00:11:07,000
‪不能使用黏著劑讓混凝土凝固

208
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,254
‪我就得弄清楚如何讓氯化鍶游離化

209
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,423
‪-抱歉,妳想說完養鳥的故事嗎?
‪-去吧

210
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,720
‪麥爾坎過來
‪我有個計畫,需要你幫忙

211
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,805
‪我們要誘使萊斯利遠離董事會議

212
00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:22,474
‪說服他疏遠的妻子今晚跟他共進晚餐

213
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:23,600
‪傑克森

214
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,855
‪我們得搞定這件事,別提到金

215
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,774
‪-知道了
‪-你要求金延後會議了嗎?

216
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:32,025
‪-正在努力
‪-很好

217
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:35,821
‪艾利斯應該有辦法能搞定混凝土
‪但我不確定他的時間不夠

218
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:39,032
‪-他怎麼了?
‪-他在嘗試新方法維持表情

219
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,286
‪這招不行,走吧

220
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,709
‪如果萊斯利的老婆不跟他吃飯

221
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,044
‪我們可以把他綁在電暖氣上幾小時

222
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,047
‪我們不能用另一次綁架解決綁架問題

223
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,472
‪你們好,年輕人

224
00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:05,017
‪嗨,妳是萊斯利克萊文傑的妻子
‪芭芭拉克萊文傑嗎?

225
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:08,979
‪分居的妻子
‪但你們可以叫我芭比,就像芭比娃娃

226
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,273
‪差在全身上下都是真貨

227
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,358
‪那就好

228
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,987
‪我們是萊斯利的朋友
‪他要我們過來邀妳共進晚餐

229
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:21,116
‪不知道耶,我恐怕不想...

230
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:25,579
‪在妳回答前,他要我們獻上這個

231
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:35,672
‪我...深深愛上妳

232
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,926
‪不管妳想做什麼

233
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:44,181
‪我都不介意

234
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:46,558
‪因為妳...

235
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,938
‪我們只夠時間排練到這裡

236
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,065
‪這樣啊,真不錯

237
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:56,109
‪我們剛開始交往的時候
‪萊斯利很羅曼蒂克

238
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,903
‪我們會去鄉村公園野餐

239
00:12:57,903 --> 00:13:00,572
‪他還會準備燭光晚餐
‪從高級莊園酒店外帶美食

240
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:04,284
‪-他今晚就是打算這麼做
‪-真的嗎?

241
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,744
‪-對
‪-真的

242
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,663
‪如果他這麼大費周章...

243
00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,623
‪-費很多麻煩
‪-這麼多

244
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:10,541
‪那好吧

245
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,920
‪依法規定,我需要人家載
‪在我準備時你們進來等吧?

246
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,797
‪還剩很多酒

247
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,467
‪不可能還有很多酒

248
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,510
‪這招會成的

249
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:24,763
‪我去安排一切
‪通知萊斯利他太太要跟他吃晚餐

250
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,723
‪你留在這裡,送她去公園

251
00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:38,485
‪抱歉這麼做,但我很惶恐
‪我必須知道我們會不會失業

252
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:42,072
‪如果會,我就要另謀高就
‪而且我會比其他人更難找到

253
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,991
‪所以我需要更多時間

254
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:47,452
‪我媽到現在還是難以相信
‪我在這裡當真正的科學家

255
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,288
‪如果我丟掉這個頭銜,她會崩潰

256
00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:52,207
‪還有,我剛租了一間公寓
‪也許我根本不該租

257
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:55,669
‪但它面向公園
‪那裡有個鴨子池塘,我愛死鴨子了

258
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,463
‪牠們好可愛,但我對鴨子的喜愛
‪這下確可能害慘我

259
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,465
‪天啊,我在想什麼?

260
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,303
‪謝謝你,約翰,我查過數字再回覆你

261
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,722
‪抱歉,我剛才在電話中,什麼事?

262
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:11,810
‪我只是想說抱歉,我有點慌

263
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,854
‪我要知道我們會不會失業

264
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:17,482
‪我聽到重點了
‪巨大的不安全感、工作、老母、鴨子

265
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,234
‪我跟其他同事不同

266
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,321
‪我不是成績頂尖
‪挾著榮譽身分畢業的學生

267
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:25,449
‪也沒登上雜誌的
‪年輕菁英科學家排行榜

268
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,619
‪我都不知道你們為什麼雇用我

269
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:33,081
‪因為妳面試時我們問了一個艱深問題

270
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,750
‪只有妳回答不知道

271
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,753
‪沒有自作聰明,瞎掰答案糊弄過去

272
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,671
‪凌晨3點,妳寄了解決方案過來

273
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:42,674
‪而且優於每個人當場給的答案

274
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,803
‪-沒弄懂我睡不著
‪-艾利斯很欣賞這點

275
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:50,766
‪他看得出來妳不滿意答案
‪非找到最滿意的不可

276
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,185
‪雖然我還擔心很多事

277
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:56,730
‪但我一點也不擔妳
‪因為妳是厲害要命的科學家

278
00:14:59,024 --> 00:14:59,942
‪謝謝

279
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,906
‪-要是沒被炒,我可以加薪嗎?
‪-我們馬上換掉妳

280
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,245
‪你還好吧?跟提娜處得好嗎?

281
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,246
‪對

282
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,083
‪不用緊張,牠只是尾巴長

283
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:18,335
‪這算哪門子安慰?

284
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,216
‪-下次換你等芭比
‪-這邊都準備好了

285
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:25,717
‪我弄得盡善盡美

286
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:29,137
‪我應該引誘更多女人
‪一個就行了,那邊情況怎麼樣?

287
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,973
‪芭比應該差不多準備好了

288
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,518
‪天啊

289
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,770
‪-怎麼回事?
‪-出岔子了

290
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,190
‪你知道還有誰尾巴很長嗎?

291
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:43,819
‪-誰尾巴很長?
‪-計畫有變,小男孩

292
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:47,447
‪孤男寡女共處一室
‪今晚比較適合待在家

293
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:48,865
‪我是同性戀

294
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,367
‪證明啊

295
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,120
‪證明什麼? 麥爾坎?

296
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,496
‪-嘿
‪-該死

297
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:58,458
‪我把晚禮服改好了
‪還加上亮眼的腰封,野火橘

298
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,880
‪-芭比人呢?
‪-她叫我們先開始

299
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,632
‪所以,要開香檳嗎?

300
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,969
‪我就知道,芭比不會來

301
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,055
‪你為什麼要一直折磨我?
‪把我趕出家門已經夠狠了

302
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,099
‪-什麼?
‪-你家地下室

303
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,601
‪對我來說那是家,你們就像我的家人

304
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,771
‪但卻因為另一個家庭成員
‪愛得太深而傷害他

305
00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,566
‪我今晚要在董事會議上
‪加倍奉還給你父親

306
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:41,126
‪游離,游離,游離,沒有游離

307
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:45,130
‪我不知道那些是啥
‪但你似乎很開心,所以是好事吧?

308
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,339
‪好到不行!

309
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:50,343
‪太好了,傑克森!
‪還差一點,但是你看

310
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,596
‪到了8點,我們就有混凝土了

311
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,639
‪-有也沒用
‪-什麼?

312
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,683
‪召開董事會議的人是金

313
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,643
‪-金?
‪-你確定嗎?

314
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,438
‪對,幾天前,我告訴她你綁架萊斯利

315
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,398
‪她要用這個把柄開除你

316
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:05,400
‪金是幕後黑手?

317
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,111
‪你為什麼要告訴她萊斯利的事?

318
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,238
‪因為我信任她,我太蠢了

319
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,117
‪我試過補救,但沒辦法
‪這下你要因為我失去公司了

320
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:20,540
‪好吧,傑克森,你回實驗室
‪你爸會把他的檔案寄過去

321
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,294
‪我們還有一張王牌
‪搞定這個項目,一定要完成

322
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,796
‪事情還沒結束

323
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:26,922
‪去吧

324
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,007
‪對不起

325
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,762
‪那孩子一輩子都在擔心能信任誰

326
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,555
‪還有誰會利用他接近我

327
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,058
‪艾利斯,把你的檔案傳到實驗室

328
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,684
‪金是他媽媽的死黨

329
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,562
‪她明知道他的致命傷
‪卻還是攻擊要害

330
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,023
‪怎麼有人能這樣對他?不行

331
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,400
‪誰都別想這樣對他

332
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,529
‪艾利斯,不管你在想什麼...

333
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,040
‪金是蛇蠍心腸,他出賣你

334
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,000
‪大家都很失望

335
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:09,506
‪雖然露比對蛇的偏見毫無道理
‪但我完全同意

336
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,176
‪一個月前,我根本不想來這裡

337
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:17,139
‪花時間陪我爸
‪還認識妳們,我無法想像要離開

338
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:20,058
‪-我也不能
‪-安娜說我們應該繼續努力

339
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,937
‪沒錯,我們解決了臭味
‪艾利斯也搞定固化的問題

340
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:27,357
‪我們來做混凝土吧,一定會成功
‪我們是厲害要命的科學家

341
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,734
‪她去找過安娜後
‪一直把這句話掛在嘴邊

342
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,986
‪但我認同

343
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:34,614
‪這是我們的家,如果他們想搶走
‪別以為我們會乖乖投降

344
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:38,869
‪我昨晚看了西部片
‪他們經常為了捍衛家園而戰

345
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,831
‪對,人們不喜歡失去家園

346
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,168
‪老天,我得做件事

347
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,713
‪好,他出去了,要幹活了嗎?

348
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,298
‪-他媽的動手吧
‪-哇!

349
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,258
‪-我火都上來了
‪-我喜歡

350
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,303
‪請各位就座

351
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,764
‪-艾利斯呢?
‪-不接電話

352
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,726
‪我發誓我要在他脖子上植入晶片...

353
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:07,606
‪看來艾莉斯不會出席了
‪再次證明他行徑古怪

354
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:10,108
‪我手上掌握的資訊可以消除任何人

355
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,402
‪對這間公司需要新領導人的疑慮

356
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,988
‪我們應該成為領袖

357
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,616
‪我現在興奮到
‪可以跟你們所有人來一砲

358
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,784
‪-除了你
‪-坐下

359
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:23,747
‪你們都知道董事會
‪聘了心理治療師評估艾利斯的行為

360
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:24,873
‪但各位並不知道

361
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:28,835
‪治療師遭到艾利斯德雷根挾持綁架

362
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,296
‪我知道,很難相信

363
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:34,674
‪所以我請艾利斯的受害者
‪現身說法,萊斯利

364
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,345
‪那個人是魔術師嗎?

365
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,846
‪但願如此,我愛魔法

366
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,556
‪晚安,各位先生女士

367
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,975
‪-他真的是魔術師
‪-好酷

368
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,896
‪克萊文傑醫生
‪艾利斯把你扣在他家地下室,對吧?

369
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,565
‪我們很親近 ,但他從沒跟我扣過手

370
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,235
‪讓我把話說清楚

371
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:57,030
‪我不是指情人十指互扣
‪而是像瘋狂的綁匪

372
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,531
‪-對吧?
‪-瞭解

373
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,824
‪不,他沒有

374
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,871
‪但你說他綁架你

375
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:08,667
‪妳收留了我幾晚
‪所以我才講妳愛聽的

376
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,919
‪在座從來沒為了騙免費住宿
‪撒謊被綁架的人

377
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:13,588
‪就可以丟第一顆石頭

378
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,799
‪金,怎麼回事?

379
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,760
‪不只有自己狀況外的感覺真好

380
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,887
‪-是這樣嗎?
‪-應該吧

381
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,098
‪怎麼搞的?他為什麼不說實話?

382
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:26,101
‪我告訴萊斯利如果他否認綁架
‪就可以搬回家

383
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,936
‪很不幸的是,我家

384
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,188
‪而且他可以住樓上,房間隨他選

385
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,773
‪我希望他不會選我的

386
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,317
‪我好期待,回家見

387
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,944
‪好喔,他會選我的

388
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,821
‪我準備了爆米花

389
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,784
‪我就知道把你從紐約帶回來是好主意

390
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:45,120
‪我想親你,但今天已經親過了

391
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:49,499
‪好吧,別管克萊文傑醫生
‪艾利斯不適任還有其他原因

392
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,085
‪金,妳別再說了,請讓讓

393
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,924
‪我不太擅長公眾演說

394
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,303
‪所以我小時候才想當野生動物攝影師

395
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,722
‪現在我想談談我爸

396
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,685
‪沒錯,他怪裡怪氣,但這是好事

397
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:13,690
‪那顆怪異的腦袋讓他成為
‪出色的發明家與別具匠心的天才

398
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:17,193
‪相信人類能做出壯舉

399
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:20,864
‪我本來對搬來這裡很遲疑
‪活在我爸的陰影下並不好受

400
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,535
‪但我現在知道這個巨人寬宏大量

401
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,664
‪仁慈,而且對所當為的事充滿熱忱

402
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,802
‪所以我爸才應該領導這家公司

403
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,264
‪事實是艾利斯搖擺不定

404
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,683
‪而且碳項目一直停滯不前

405
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:52,187
‪所以投票要他下台只是剛好而已

406
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:57,275
‪我同意,艾利斯的行為完全不恰當

407
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:02,864
‪加油啊,各位,他們已經在會議室了

408
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,909
‪-怎麼樣?
‪-還是沒有固化

409
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:09,371
‪讓我看看
‪石墨烯的晶格八成沒有成形

410
00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,207
‪沒錯,看到了

411
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,084
‪我可以搞定

412
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:17,295
‪這才叫厲害要命的科學家

413
00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:18,755
‪安娜把妳帶壞了

414
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:21,508
‪本次動議是應不應該
‪結束艾利斯德雷根的任期

415
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,802
‪開始物色新執行長?

416
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:26,012
‪-贊成的人...
‪-等等

417
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,891
‪我只有這兩個字可說

418
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,268
‪一致贊成嗎?

419
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,353
‪等等

420
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,732
‪-還是沒別的好說
‪-我們成功了!

421
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,734
‪現在我有話說了

422
00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,486
‪露比,勞駕

423
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:42,404
‪我們做出

424
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,407
‪該死的混凝土了!

425
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,826
‪利用汙染空氣裡捕集的碳做成的

426
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:49,577
‪北極熊萬歲

427
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:53,998
‪混凝土不僅是
‪年產值四兆美元的全球產業

428
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:57,710
‪這麼做還能把溫室氣體封存好幾世紀

429
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:58,920
‪進而拯救地球

430
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,386
‪還有,金

431
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,138
‪妳出局了

432
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:12,559
‪怎麼樣?

433
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:17,230
‪我很抱歉讓你經歷這些

434
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:18,857
‪給我聽好

435
00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:22,068
‪你是老天爺賜給我最好的禮物
‪那不是你的錯

436
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,279
‪-我很高興你成功了
‪-對吧?

437
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:26,489
‪非成功不可,否則你可能要回紐約了

438
00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:29,909
‪-沒錯,那就剩你跟萊斯利一起住了
‪-什麼?

439
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:34,706
‪-嘿,看來我們要繼續共事了
‪-很好

440
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,501
‪否則我會想念你

441
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:41,171
‪我也會想妳

442
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:55,768
‪剛才小事一樁

443
00:23:56,269 --> 00:24:00,273
‪希望有朝一日參加董事會議
‪我可以不用冷汗直流

444
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,442
‪少來,重來一遍妳還是願意

445
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,360
‪我知道,我想唬誰啊?

446
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,697
‪如果能過幾天清靜的日子就好了

447
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,992
‪好,從現在起,不會再有鬧劇

448
00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:37,161
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