1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,675 [whimsical music playing] 2 00:00:09,761 --> 00:00:10,970 [Ruby and Luna laughing] 3 00:00:11,763 --> 00:00:13,139 [Ruby, Luna] Oh. 4 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:16,059 Looks like we've got some fresh meat here today. 5 00:00:16,142 --> 00:00:17,477 [chuckles] That's funny. 6 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:18,686 Hey, new guy, 7 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:20,480 that's my station. 8 00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:24,025 Oh, sorry, miss. Still getting my bearings around here. 9 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:28,404 Oh, uh, I don't think so, rookie. Now you're in my microscope zone. 10 00:00:28,488 --> 00:00:29,447 Oh. [chuckles] 11 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,995 -This all right? -For now. Just keep it down. 12 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:39,165 Jackson, what are you doing in the corner? 13 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:41,626 Just a little first-day hazing. I can handle it. 14 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:45,713 Oh, that's so great. Very good fun. Hey, can I talk to you for a minute? 15 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,051 -What's up? -What's that all about? 16 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:52,512 -They're just having fun. -At your expense. 17 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:53,846 Yeah, but I get it. 18 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:56,641 I talked a big game about quitting and then came back almost instantly, 19 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,935 so I can't be surprised if I have to take a little heat. 20 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:02,396 Yeah, uh, here's the thing about heat. 21 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,857 When you asked for more responsibility here at the company, 22 00:01:04,941 --> 00:01:06,442 that put you on the boss path. 23 00:01:06,526 --> 00:01:07,735 -Mmm. -Thing about bosses. 24 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:11,239 They don't take heat. They dish it out. 25 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:13,616 Right. It's not that big a deal. They're my friends. 26 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,536 -And your future employees. -That's ridiculous. 27 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:18,121 BioTexpo is just around the corner. 28 00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:21,541 It's time for you to start separating yourself from everybody else. 29 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:24,919 I'm not gonna treat friends differently just 'cause I'm speaking at an event. 30 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:28,422 An event? It's more than an event. It is your coming-out party. 31 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:31,926 If you want to be taken seriously, you need to accept that. 32 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:35,304 Hey there, noob. Shouldn't you be getting us coffees? 33 00:01:35,388 --> 00:01:37,056 Coming right up, my lord. 34 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,684 I remain in your service, for I am but a humble noob. 35 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:42,520 [scoffs] Oh no, I hope you don't kiss my feet. 36 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:45,898 [Jackson chuckling, kissing] 37 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:48,693 [Malcolm] You're funny. 38 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,319 [theme music playing] 39 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,575 I brought you something. 40 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:57,743 A breakfast treat. Yummy. 41 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:01,539 How thoughtful of you. Thank you. 42 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,253 Aren't you gonna take a bite? 43 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:09,172 You first. 44 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:12,758 -You think I'm trying to poison you. -Wouldn't be the first time. 45 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:15,720 God, I was just a kid, and it was just laxatives. 46 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:20,099 A family trip to remember. We had to buy that poor man's dune buggy. 47 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,101 Okay, fine. I'll taste it first. 48 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:24,228 [inhales] 49 00:02:33,029 --> 00:02:36,782 -See? Not tainted. -Hey, what's poppin'? 50 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,452 Georgia was just leaving. 51 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:41,662 Later, gators. 52 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,373 [groans] That girl will be the death of me. 53 00:02:44,457 --> 00:02:45,583 Hmm? Who dat? 54 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,418 Georgia? The intern? 55 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:50,713 Former stepdaughter. No? Bane of my existence. 56 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,049 Oh yeah. Working with family's the best. 57 00:02:53,132 --> 00:02:54,926 How is that your takeaway? 58 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:59,472 So, uh, we need to talk about Jackson. I don't think he's ready for BioTexpo. 59 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:01,265 So, you don't want him to present? 60 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:04,393 No, no, I want him to be ready to present. So, stay with me. 61 00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:07,521 -[inhales, exhales] -We throw a corporate retreat, 62 00:03:07,605 --> 00:03:11,484 and there we reintroduce him as a better, improved version of himself. 63 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:12,693 One that's worthy of respect. 64 00:03:12,777 --> 00:03:16,155 Well, a retreat could be good for the merging of the two companies. 65 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:18,199 And Jackson could stand to have a stiffer backbone. 66 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:22,995 I will make that boy so stiff, he won't be able to roll over in bed. 67 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:25,957 [uptempo rhythmic music playing] 68 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:34,382 All right, I want 100% concentration, 100% focus. 69 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:35,633 I don't understand 70 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,803 how it's helpful for me to know random facts about Dragon employees. 71 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:42,348 Well, they're not random facts to them. They're the facts of their lives. 72 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:47,144 And when leaders like us acknowledge those facts, it gives meaning to them. 73 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:48,980 I believe that you believe that. 74 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:51,816 -Because it works. -For you. You're a celebrity. 75 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,860 If Ellis Dragon remembers something about someone, it's exciting. 76 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:57,655 If Ellis Dragon's son does, it's weird. 77 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,907 Well, you'll see when we implement it. 78 00:03:59,991 --> 00:04:04,704 So the last thing people are gonna feel before they get on the bus to the retreat 79 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,747 is a touch of that Dragon magic. 80 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:08,541 You ready, Malcolm? Let's go. 81 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:10,001 Okay. Here we go. 82 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,462 [exhales] What's up, Jackson? 83 00:04:13,546 --> 00:04:15,339 Tyler, my dude, 84 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:18,718 you need to send me your address so I can get you symphony tickets. 85 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:21,595 Yes, I love symphony tickets because I love the symphony. 86 00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:23,597 -[Ellis exhales] -[Malcolm] Great. Um… 87 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,308 Oh yeah. [exhales] 88 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:28,853 Stanley… [exhales] …with a "Y." I know it. Hold on. 89 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:33,899 -Stanley, I got you a tuna melt. -That's my favorite sandwich. 90 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:35,985 -Yes! Keep it going. -[Jackson] Let's go. 91 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,903 [Malcolm] Okay. Um… 92 00:04:39,739 --> 00:04:40,656 Morgan… 93 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,744 -Uh. [hesitates] -Come on, you know this. 94 00:04:45,578 --> 00:04:48,247 Here, engage that core. Get some oxygen in that brain. 95 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,877 -[sighs] -[tense instrumental music playing] 96 00:04:56,005 --> 00:05:00,301 Morgan, Dragon's HR superstar. You're from Oakland, right? Go, Dubs. 97 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:02,428 -Yes! What? I love the Warriors. -Me too. 98 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:05,639 Oh my God, is there anybody Draymond hasn't attacked at this point? 99 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:07,475 -I think it's just me. -[Jackson laughs] 100 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:10,019 You're right. Here you go. I'll see you at the retreat. 101 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:12,813 Good. I like the smile. Very little teeth. 102 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:14,482 -Ruby. Luna. -[Luna] Hey. 103 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:17,443 -What are you doing? -Oh, these two won't be so easy. 104 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,904 I'm just making sure everybody gets on the buses okay. 105 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,655 Aw, he's like a camp counselor. 106 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:24,784 [chuckles] Stay hydrated out there, gang. It's gonna be a scorcher. 107 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,118 [Luna laughing] 108 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:33,084 Well, I'm just looking forward to spending time with co-workers such as yourselves. 109 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:36,212 And I'll make sure someone hands you a cold Arnold Palmer as soon as we arrive. 110 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:38,839 Oh, my favorite drink. Neat. 111 00:05:38,923 --> 00:05:42,343 I've got tick spray for you. I know you're super anxious about Lyme disease. 112 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:46,263 It's only my biggest fear. Now that's all I'll be thinking about. 113 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:47,973 Wonderful. I'll see you guys there. 114 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:49,058 -Okay. -Oh. 115 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:50,810 That was weird. 116 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:52,812 It looks like his smile is hurting his face. 117 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,313 Right this way to the buses. 118 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:56,524 Okay, Malcolm, give me the numbers. 119 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:59,652 Well, the numbers are looking good. People responded to Jackson's greetings. 120 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:02,029 I overheard words like "confident" and "pro." 121 00:06:02,113 --> 00:06:04,698 -Oh, that's excellent news. -And we haven't even left yet. 122 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,201 Peter. So happy to see you. 123 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,161 Jackson, my man, I was just thinking about you. 124 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:11,539 -Ooh. -Here we go. 125 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:14,083 You know, I, uh, I read the humor piece you wrote. 126 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:17,795 The one for your school paper about the differences between LA and New York. 127 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:21,382 Oh, he is good. He's giving Jackson a run for his money. 128 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:24,093 Clearly an experienced leader in his own right. 129 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:25,886 Oh my God. How did you find that? 130 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,888 Ah, you can find everything online these days. 131 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,849 -You know, so funny. -Yeah. 132 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:31,767 People really do walk more over there. 133 00:06:31,851 --> 00:06:34,145 -Don't they? There's, like, no cars. -Yeah. [chuckles] 134 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,146 You would know. 135 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:38,357 You were in an off-Broadway production of Dear Evan Hansen in 2016. 136 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:39,859 Oh yeah. 137 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:42,361 -Yeah, I had a lot of fun with that. -How great is that show? 138 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:45,739 But honestly, you know, I feel like a heel, 139 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:47,575 knowing that I was goofing around on stage 140 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:50,744 while you were building homes with Habitat for Humanity that year. 141 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:52,872 -I shook Jimmy Carter's hand. -That's real, bro. 142 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:55,374 Jimmy Carter, America's favorite president. 143 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:56,417 [Jackson] Wasn't enough… 144 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,418 -Is that true? -No. 145 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,628 Not like when you caught a purse snatcher. 146 00:06:59,712 --> 00:07:01,547 -[chuckling] Oh my God. -Incredible! 147 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,965 That's not me, man. That's God. 148 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,383 -Know what I mean? -True that. 149 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:06,844 Right place, right time. Pure coincidence. [chuckles] 150 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,597 Well, it's kinda like when my dad bought your company 151 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,098 after I started working there. 152 00:07:11,182 --> 00:07:13,476 It's like coincidences follow this guy around, huh? 153 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:15,769 [both chuckle lightly] 154 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:17,771 I'm messing with you. 155 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:18,731 -Oh! -Oh my God. 156 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:19,815 [laughing] Oh my God. 157 00:07:19,899 --> 00:07:22,109 -I was like, "Oh no, is he really mad?" -Yeah. 158 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,029 -That's what I was thinking, and then… -Right. 159 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:27,364 -I was like, "Is he mad?" -Uh-huh. 160 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,325 Is he mad or… [chuckles] 161 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:32,328 What? I'm messing with you again. I'm not mad. 162 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:34,872 -You're good. [chuckles] -It's water under the bridge, truly. 163 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,124 Your bio-battery is amazing. 164 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:40,211 -And it's going to be amazing for Dragon. -Thank you. 165 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,212 [Jackson] Yeah, buddy. 166 00:07:42,046 --> 00:07:43,714 -[Anna] Mmm. -[Ellis] Yeah, there he is. 167 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,467 -My boy's killing the game. -Well done, Jackson. 168 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,719 Thanks, guys. Should we head out? Get on the bus? 169 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,305 -You're riding with me. -Is that smart? 170 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,432 Uh, I'm a genius, and I came up with the idea. 171 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:56,352 Not going on the bus with everyone. Won't that be a bad look? 172 00:07:56,435 --> 00:08:00,314 -People think that I think I'm special. -Nobody ever went broke being special. 173 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,233 [whimsical music playing] 174 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:10,282 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 175 00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:11,575 -Hey. -Hey, you two. 176 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:17,873 Jackson, you enter this retreat a boy, 177 00:08:17,957 --> 00:08:19,583 and you come out a man. 178 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:20,751 I'm already a man. 179 00:08:23,254 --> 00:08:24,088 Yeah. 180 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:29,176 [Anna] Mmm. 181 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:31,679 I can't believe I was able to put all this together so quickly. 182 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,347 Yes, it's amazing how you did that. 183 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,267 Well, well, well, look who we have here. 184 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,226 Us. 185 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:40,020 Chaz, TJ, I, uh… 186 00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:43,524 What a wonderful surprise to see my two favorite board members. 187 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:47,111 Oh good, the twins are here. I was worried you guys wouldn't make it. 188 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,904 We never say "no" to a party. 189 00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:51,824 -Unless it's for charity. -Yeah, get your own dad's money. 190 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,325 So you invited them? 191 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:56,036 Well, obvi. I overheard you saying how much you love them 192 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,330 and how important it was for them to be here. 193 00:08:58,956 --> 00:08:59,873 Remember? 194 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:05,087 Of course, yes. That's exactly what I said. 195 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,381 This one, always so on it. 196 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:08,716 [inhales] 197 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,926 Why don't you take Chaz and TJ over to the buffet? 198 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:12,720 -Okay, boss. -[Anna] Mmm. 199 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:16,265 -There better be jumbo shrimp. -We only do jumbo. 200 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:20,060 Georgia has really crossed the line this time. 201 00:09:20,144 --> 00:09:22,563 May be time to take her behind the woodshed. 202 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:25,190 Yeah, like you said, family's great. 203 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:28,027 Never said that, but thanks for listening. 204 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,695 Yeah, I agree. She's the best. 205 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,739 [Anna exhales sharply] 206 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,991 [rhythmic instrumental music playing] 207 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,371 -[music ends] -[microphone feedback] 208 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:41,999 Test, test, test. Test, test. 209 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:45,085 Oh, oh, he's gonna say a few words. You should be up there doing that. 210 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,379 I already greeted everybody. That's overkill. 211 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:48,631 All right. 212 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:52,217 I want to say thank you to all of you for being here today. 213 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:53,218 It truly means a lot. 214 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:56,472 Uh, big thank you to the Dragon family for hosting us 215 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:59,975 and making the Magma team feel oh so, so welcome. 216 00:10:00,059 --> 00:10:05,856 I am hopeful we will all make like hydrogen and carbon 217 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,107 and bond. 218 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,734 [audience groans, chuckles] 219 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:09,693 [Chaz] Boo! 220 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:13,572 -Science comedy sucks. -Do something cool. Do a magic trick. 221 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,282 Yeah. Blow our minds. 222 00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:17,826 I see we've got some members of the board here today. 223 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:22,164 [hesitates] Uh, but it seems like they may be, uh, a little bit… 224 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,707 bored. [chuckles] 225 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,793 'Cause they're members of the board and… 226 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,170 Okay, he's bombing. You… you have to get up there. 227 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:31,048 I… I don't want this low energy to kill the momentum on your big day. 228 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,883 Yeah, I guess I shouldn't just let him bomb. 229 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,218 That's the hero move. 230 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,429 Now go up there, shut down those twins, and right this boat. Come on. Come on. 231 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,973 'Cause it's B-O-R-E-D, is what I was saying. 232 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:42,351 There's two ways to spell it, so you just… 233 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:45,521 All right, you know, I don't wanna take up any more of your precious time-- 234 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:46,855 -[TJ] Too late! -Uh… 235 00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:50,317 -Yeah. Give me our time back. -Or a magic trick. 236 00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:51,318 I had it. 237 00:10:51,402 --> 00:10:55,739 Um, maybe for our next trick, we can make the twins disappear, huh? 238 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,116 [audience laughing] 239 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,785 Can't be your next trick if you haven't done a first trick, chode. 240 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,414 [laughs] Yeah. This magician's assistant sucks. 241 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:06,709 -Okay, that's enough. Shh. Please. -Did he just shush us? 242 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:08,419 -He can't do that. -He just did. 243 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:11,422 -How about Peter? This guy, huh? -[audience cheers] 244 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,804 You know, I think I speak for everyone at Dragon 245 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:22,641 when I say we are so excited to really dig in with the Magma team, huh? 246 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:23,684 How about it, Dragon? 247 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:29,481 So please enjoy the food, the drinks, get to know each other, 248 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:30,941 and let's have a great time today. 249 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,151 Whoo! 250 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,610 [both] Whoo! 251 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:34,695 Yeah! 252 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,613 [whimsical music playing] 253 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,534 Great save. Some hero shit. Really. I told you. 254 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,454 -Nicely done, Jackson. [sighs] -Thank you. 255 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:44,705 Coming up ASAP. 256 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:49,918 Okay, sifting through the latest, and it's not all bad news. 257 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:51,587 Bad news? He just saved Peter. 258 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,046 That's not the popular opinion. 259 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,882 People felt like he sort of steamrolled Peter. 260 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,633 The twins were the ones making fun of him. 261 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,344 Actually, people liked the interplay between Peter and the twins 262 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:02,139 and did not like the way that Jackson inserted himself. 263 00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:05,184 One person said, "Nobody likes a shusher." 264 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:09,188 Someone else said, "Should that Dragon kid really be antagonizing board members?" 265 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,815 The board's support is crucial to your success. 266 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,400 They tried to destroy my father. 267 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:17,154 I'm not saying you should trust them, but, uh, you can't be alienating them either. 268 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,489 At least the morning went well. 269 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:21,116 Mm… There was some bad buzz around that too. 270 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,076 -You said everyone liked it. -They did. 271 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,078 But on the bus, people compared notes, 272 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,831 and when they realized you did the same thing to all of them, 273 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,459 it came across as a little phony in retrospect. 274 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,544 Damn it. I knew I should've ridden with them. 275 00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,254 Then they couldn't have talked about me. 276 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:36,590 They definitely didn't love you taking another car. 277 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:41,178 -Okay, you said it wasn't all bad news? -[Malcolm] It's not. 278 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,264 Jackson may be losing ground amongst lab staff and admin, 279 00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,391 but he's polling really well amongst upper management. 280 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,518 [Anna] Mmm. 281 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,269 -Do you mean my dad? -And Anna. 282 00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:52,272 -Okay, great. Everyone hates me. -Let me get some fresh data. 283 00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:54,483 You… you get what I was trying to say earlier, right? 284 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,026 About "bored" and "board"? 285 00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,278 There's a lot of words like that. I think… 286 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:02,449 This is just a little backlash. Which is a good thing, trust me. 287 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:05,953 Backlash is an acknowledgment of success. There's no backlash for failure. 288 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,121 I don't know. It feels like I'm losing the retreat. 289 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:10,791 Then take it back. Go and grab it. That's what I would do. 290 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,377 I think me trying to do what you would do is what got me here. 291 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,087 -I agree. -Thank you. 292 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,047 So stop trying to be like me and just be like me. 293 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:17,965 -Got it. -Double down. 294 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,093 That's it? I feel like if I do that, people will just hate me more. 295 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,261 Commit. 296 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:26,348 Now, we've just gotta find a way to get you an easy win in the bag. 297 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,475 [exhales] Okay, how do we do that? 298 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:31,103 [whimsical music playing] 299 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:36,191 [Jackson] Capture the flag. Rules are simple. 300 00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:38,777 Capture the other team's flag, you win. Got it, Peter? 301 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,196 -[chuckles] I think so. -You're captaining the blue team. 302 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,157 Scooch. All right, red team, huddle up. 303 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,453 We're gonna break up, have two people guarding the flag, 304 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:51,832 two defenders floating in the field, the rest are pushing their flag, yeah? 305 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:55,419 Malcolm, when you're 100 yards out, I want you to flank from the right. 306 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,338 -I want you to get noticed. -A decoy. 307 00:13:58,422 --> 00:13:59,256 That's right. 308 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,675 All right. We've gotta figure out who are our flag runners 309 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,759 and who are our defenders. 310 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,429 When I say go, we break towards the tree line. Yeah? 311 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,723 -[Luna] I can't even… -[Jackson] Ruby? Luna? 312 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,224 Hey, fall in. 313 00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:11,184 -Fall in? -What? 314 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,185 Fall in. 315 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:13,896 [Jackson clicks tongue] 316 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,898 All right. We ready? 317 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:19,484 Let's go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 318 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,862 Yay, teamwork! 319 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,822 [uptempo instrumental music playing] 320 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,246 You're playing this perfectly. 321 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,373 Totally in control, back in your element. 322 00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:36,752 I don't feel like I'm in my element. I just told Ruby and Luna to fall in. 323 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,128 And how did they react? 324 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,798 -They fell in. -Would they have done that before today? 325 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,051 -Probably not. -Well, today, Ruby and Luna. 326 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,344 Tomorrow, the world. 327 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,513 [Jackson] Should we go for it? I don't see a blue team member. 328 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,223 That's your call, boss. 329 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,142 I'm gonna do this. 330 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:54,603 Red team, charge! 331 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,647 [tense instrumental music playing] 332 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,564 Ah! 333 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,943 [music builds, ends] 334 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,819 -[horn blaring] -[Ellis yells] 335 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,489 Ha! We did it! Red team wins! 336 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,158 Come on out. 337 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:11,328 Where is everyone? 338 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,747 ["Santeria" by Sublime playing on guitar] 339 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,084 ♪ I do practice Science-teria ♪ 340 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,920 ♪ I sure stack those beakers tall… ♪ 341 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:20,963 [Jackson] Red team? 342 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:26,385 ♪ And I modify the proteins That comprise the plants and walls… ♪ 343 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:30,013 Uh, did you just forget about capture the flag? 344 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,890 You guys disappeared for a really long time. 345 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,016 Everybody really got bored. 346 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,477 And Peter picked up that guitar and brought the vibe back. 347 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,814 I guess it's more fun to be serenaded than it is to be yelled at. Who knew? 348 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:44,403 ♪ If I could find that tiny microbe And new enzyme compound ♪ 349 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,947 ♪ Well, I'd look at all the readings ♪ 350 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:51,618 ♪ And I'd write them down… ♪ 351 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,537 Is he coming up with it off the top of his head? 352 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,955 I know, right. Impressive. 353 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,040 The pipes on that guy. Unreal. [sighs] 354 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,959 [Jackson] Okay, calm down. 355 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,377 [Jackson clicks tongue] 356 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,921 -Word on the street. -Huh? 357 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:06,174 -People are really into this. -Uh-huh. Uh-huh. No shit, Malcolm. 358 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:13,015 -Yeah, you're fucked. We should bail. -Oh. No. What? No, come on! 359 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,767 Let's live to fight another day. Cut our losses and such. 360 00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:18,437 It's only a loss 'cause I listened to you. 361 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,231 In fact, this is what I said. This is what people want. 362 00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,860 A gorgeous reimagining of a classic by Sublime? 363 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,611 No. A chilled, relaxing retreat. 364 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,364 I spent all day today in boss mode, telling people what to do, 365 00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:33,326 when I could have been winning hearts and minds just hanging and making music. 366 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,538 Dude, I could have my flute here in, like, 20 minutes. 367 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,207 -Oh God, no. Uh, traffic. -No, maybe another day. 368 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,877 There's no traffic. What? No, not… not another day. 369 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,630 ♪ …I got results for your punk ass ♪ 370 00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:48,967 ♪ All I really wanna do… ♪ 371 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,010 A real leader knows 372 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:53,555 when to stop listening to his dad and start listening to what's in here. 373 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,223 -What is in there? -Not you. 374 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,060 -Not me? How could I fit? -Shh! 375 00:16:58,810 --> 00:16:59,895 I'm making my move. 376 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:03,398 [clears throat] Hey. Hey, guys. Hey, Peter. Hi. 377 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:07,235 It's me, Jackson. J-man. No one calls me that. Peter, you're so good, man. 378 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,571 Really, that was truly… insane. 379 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,240 -Thanks for saying so. That means a lot. -[Jackson] I meant it too. 380 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:13,825 Um, I had an idea. 381 00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:16,870 Let's go to the bar. Drinks on me, huh? 382 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,122 -[all cheering] -[whimsical music playing] 383 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,088 [music ends] 384 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,756 Arnold Palmers with bourbon. 385 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,216 Gross. 386 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,133 [Jackson groans] 387 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,304 I'm kidding. They're beers. 388 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,056 -Oh. [chuckles] -[laughs] 389 00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,850 Are you gonna make us drop and give you 20 if we accept these? 390 00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:41,978 -No. I'm done telling people what to do. -[gasps] He's back! 391 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,814 Wow. We missed you. 392 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,023 I missed you guys too. 393 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,608 -Cheers. -[Ruby laughs] 394 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,151 [gentle music playing] 395 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,198 Anna, what do you see here? 396 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:58,370 I see a group of happy employees bonding and having fun. 397 00:17:58,453 --> 00:17:59,704 I'll tell you what I see. 398 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,248 A minefield. 399 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:04,334 One step in the wrong direction, this all blows up in Jackson's face. 400 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:08,338 Um, are you sure you're not just feeling frustrated 401 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:12,008 because Jackson did things his own way, and it seems to have worked out? 402 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,554 No! No, no. When my son does well, I'm happy. 403 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,889 People are loving the move to the bar. 404 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,142 Jackson's numbers are soaring. 405 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,854 There you go, Ellis. Getting drunk on the company dime never gets old. 406 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:24,813 You can relax. 407 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,899 Well, not yet. He should quit while he's ahead. 408 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:29,734 Too many angles at play. 409 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,988 -He's putting himself at unnecessary risk. -He may not be the only one. 410 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,114 [cans crackling] 411 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,199 Talking about Malcolm's deep V? 412 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,785 Yeah, I was worried about it too, but he's rocking it. 413 00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,453 [sighs] No risk it, no biscuit. 414 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,914 Yeah, see? You don't have anything to worry about, Anna. 415 00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:47,752 Yes, what I'm experiencing right now is relief regarding Malcolm's deep V. 416 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:48,879 -[Malcolm] Mmm. -Excuse me. 417 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,923 I like it. Ba-joing! 418 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,384 [Georgia] Mommy! 419 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,179 -[Anna groans] -Take a shot with us, Mommy. 420 00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,014 Yeah, Mommy. Do it. 421 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:03,351 Uh, I'd like to remind you that this is a work event. 422 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:04,603 And I'd like to remind you 423 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:07,272 that two board members want to take a shot with you. 424 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,024 Leaving us hanging is bad business. 425 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,984 Major faux "pass." 426 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,195 Very well then. 427 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:21,620 [groans] 428 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,538 Ugh. 429 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:24,456 Yummy. 430 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,920 -[inhales] I'll save the rest for later. -So lame. 431 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,464 -Oh my God. More shots. -Ooh. 432 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,885 -[TJ] Thank you. We have a party. -Okay, let's go, ladies. 433 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,679 That was rough. 434 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:43,850 [laughs] This all must be… complicated for you. 435 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:47,020 Oh, well, professional social gatherings are always tricky. 436 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,356 Oh no, I was talking about Georgia. 437 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,108 Look, I know you guys have your history, 438 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,195 and I just wanna say that I am impressed with how you're handling it. 439 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,530 -Excuse me? -Hmm? 440 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:02,494 No, I… I'm saying I can see you have your hands full, and I just… 441 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,538 -Sorry, I don't mean to overstep. -No, no, it's fine. 442 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,665 I, um… [smacks lips] 443 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,959 …just not used to 444 00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:12,420 anyone noticing really, so… 445 00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:14,965 -Yes. -Mmm. Mmm. 446 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,718 -Thanks. -You are very welcome. 447 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:19,970 [country music playing] 448 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,681 [Chaz] There he is. 449 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,892 -George W. Shush. -Look, fellas, I didn't mean to-- 450 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:26,810 Shh! 451 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,896 -Doesn't feel so good, does it? -No, it doesn't. 452 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:32,649 And if that's how I made you feel, I apologize. 453 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,942 Too little, too late. 454 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,528 And you should've done it sooner, and it's not enough. 455 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,823 Uh, you're right. 456 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,700 -But I'm gonna make it up to you guys. -How? 457 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,827 At every future Dragon event that you attend, 458 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,412 I promise there will be magic. 459 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:46,746 That sounds good. 460 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,542 But it's just words. How do we know we can trust you? 461 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,252 I'm so glad you asked, friend. 462 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,963 Because if I was untrustworthy, wouldn't I steal this… 463 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,423 [slurps] …quarter… 464 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,425 that was behind your ear? 465 00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,176 -How did he do that? -I don't know! 466 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,928 Magic. 467 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,889 -[Chaz] Thank you. -[smack lips] That's my boy. 468 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:05,974 Slick as an otter. 469 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,018 But I'm still not sure we can get past this. 470 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,603 Not until we share a toast, twin style. 471 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:13,523 Fun. Okay. Yeah. What are we talking about exactly? 472 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,442 Body shots, big boy. 473 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,695 It's how we squash all our beefs. 474 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,239 A beef's not squashed till the body's been shot. 475 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,324 Oh no. 476 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,743 On the move. Yikes! 477 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,663 Barkeep, your finest mescal, please? 478 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,291 My brother's body's a temple. 479 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,794 It's not too late. You can still walk away from this. 480 00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:36,212 I don't think so. 481 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:39,341 But take a good look because this is the new era of Dragon leadership. 482 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:43,845 -Hope you're ready for the Navel Academy. -Fill the hole. 483 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,180 [all gasp] 484 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:49,434 -All right. -[exhales] 485 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,269 Here we go. 486 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,104 Fire in the hole! 487 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,230 [exhales sharply] 488 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,441 [suspenseful music playing] 489 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,070 [slurping] 490 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,909 [all groan, scream] 491 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,035 [Chaz] Oh my God! 492 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,830 -Oh! Oh, it's on me! -[man] It's on my shirt! 493 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,499 Ah! My belly! 494 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,918 You turned a belly shot into something gross. 495 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,045 -Are you gonna be okay, brother? -I don't know. 496 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,004 My tablet. 497 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,093 -Here's a… dirty napkin I found. -[Jackson] Yep. 498 00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,720 Yeah, you just… You ain't got no choice. 499 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,515 It got in my nose. 500 00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:29,432 I saw. 501 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,227 We all did. 502 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:38,191 [closing theme plays] 503 00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:01,483 [closing theme ends]