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‪很久很久以前
‪有一个安宁祥和的王国...

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‪人民相信世上没有可怕的东西

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‪但暗影中潜伏着

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‪一个非常可怕的邪恶之物

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‪妖怪毫无预兆地发动攻击

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‪所过之处 生灵涂炭 一片废墟

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‪但就在最黑暗的时刻
‪一位英雄出现了

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‪她叫葛萝丝

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‪滚回你的暗影中去吧!

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‪(葛萝丝)

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‪葛萝丝发誓
‪绝不再让自己的人民受到伤害

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‪于是她训练了一支精锐的骑士团

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‪并且颁布命令
‪他们的后人将世世代代保卫王国

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‪但如果你想要一个美满的结局

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‪就决不能放松警惕

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‪因为妖怪一直都在

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‪(一千年后)

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‪各位观众 晚上好

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‪我们正在光荣球场为你现场直播

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‪-我是内特骑士
‪-我是阿兰泽潘·戴维斯

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‪今晚是骑士册封之夜!

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‪-对吧 小潘?
‪-没错 内特

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‪但这也是一千年来
‪最有争议的一次骑士册封仪式

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{\an8}‪空气中弥漫着兴奋和紧张的气氛

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‪快点!要开始了!

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‪因为今晚 传统将被废除

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‪王国将永远改变 就因为一个人

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‪巴利斯特

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‪那个不切实际地
‪梦想成为骑士的流浪儿

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‪我是来消灭妖怪 保卫王国的!

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{\an8}‪的确不切实际

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{\an8}‪直到女王本人
‪做出一个令人震惊的决定

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{\an8}‪没错 他没有贵族血统

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{\an8}‪但也许他拥有一颗英雄的心

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{\an8}‪巴利斯特紧紧把握这个机会
‪以全年级第一名的成绩从学院毕业

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{\an8}‪这一届学员中包括...

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{\an8}‪-安布罗修斯·戈登罗恩
‪-嘿

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‪葛萝丝的直系后代

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‪也是同辈人中众望所归的骑士

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‪随着巴利斯特破天荒地加入骑士团

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‪我们的安全将掌握在一个平民的手上

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{\an8}‪我感觉不安全

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{\an8}‪这不是葛萝丝想要的

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{\an8}‪但愿女王知道自己在做什么

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{\an8}‪所以今晚只剩下一个问题

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‪王国会接受
‪这个有可能不够格的骑士吗?

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‪(他配吗?)

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‪王国会接受
‪这个有可能不够格的骑士吗?

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‪行了

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‪巴利斯特会在
‪他人生中最重要的日子闷闷不乐吗?

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‪我没有闷闷不乐 我只是...我在思考

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‪这是我思考的表情

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‪嘿 思考的表情 看着我

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‪你比我们任何人都更优秀 也更努力

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‪你要成为骑士了 巴尔

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‪好吧

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‪但万一他们还是讨厌我呢?

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‪没有人会讨厌王国的英雄

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‪他们会爱你的

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‪像我一样

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‪先生们女士们

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‪骑士册封仪式即将开始

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‪您的剑

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‪您的剑 别碰推车

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‪好吧 别这么紧张

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‪您的剑

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‪嘿 巴利斯特 听着 伙计

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‪我只想说 我知道我一直对你不好

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‪一直认为你不属于这里...

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‪然后呢?

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‪然后什么?

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‪你以为我会接着说下去?

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‪你以为我会向你道歉
‪说我以前不该那样对你吗?

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‪天啊!太可笑了

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‪你太蠢了 我喜欢 真好笑

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‪嘿 各位!

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‪巴利斯特以为我会向他道歉
‪因为我当他是垃圾 他本来就是啊!

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‪您的剑?

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‪谢谢

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‪-巴利斯特先生?
‪-嘿 侍从!

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‪过来拍真正的骑士吧
‪别拍需要慈善救助的人了

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‪击掌!

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‪-用点力 用力!
‪-我能不能...

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‪各位学员

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‪没有比保护王国不被邪恶侵害
‪更伟大的使命了

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‪时刻保持警惕

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‪永远不要软弱
‪始终秉承葛萝丝的意志

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‪-是 院长!
‪-谢谢院长

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‪谢谢院长

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‪-谢谢院长
‪-谢谢院长

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‪巴利斯特 今天王国将认识真正的你

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‪谢谢院长

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‪-院长
‪-谢谢院长

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‪老师的宠儿

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‪等等 什么意思?
‪你觉得她最喜欢我吗?

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‪现在 有请最新一代的王国英雄!

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‪戈登罗恩!

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‪女士们先生们 有请女王陛下

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‪该欢呼了

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‪我特此册封你为
‪安布罗修斯·戈登罗恩爵士

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‪王国的英雄

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‪起来吧 骑士先生

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‪到我了

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‪这一刻我期待已久了

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‪谢谢陛下

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‪同胞们 从今天起

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‪任何人都应该有机会手握利剑
‪只要你们愿意

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‪只要你们赢得资格

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‪我曾不止一次
‪见到这位年轻人赢得资格

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‪你的剑

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‪我特此册封你为

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‪巴利斯特·博德哈特爵士

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‪王国的英雄!

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‪(巴利斯特·博德哈特爵士)

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‪-博德哈特!
‪-耶!

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‪博德哈特!

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‪耶!

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‪博德哈特!耶!

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‪博德哈特!

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‪恭喜你 博德哈特爵士

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‪让英雄的新时代从你开始吧

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‪逮捕他!他杀了女王!

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‪-抓住他!
‪-对 他杀了女王!

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‪有些人得不到我们想要的美满结局...

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‪因为这不是那种王国

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{\an8}‪(王国)

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{\an8}‪这也不是那种故事

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‪杀害女王的凶手仍然在逃

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‪大家都很害怕

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‪怪胎!

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‪这是继那个被葛萝丝
‪打败的妖怪以后 最招人痛恨的东西

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‪-他就不该成为骑士
‪-他不是我们的一员 因此憎恨我们

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‪-一个平民
‪-他坏透了

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‪-这个王国没有他的容身之地
‪-他是个杀人犯

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‪他是个恶魔

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‪他很完美

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‪片名:怪物少女妮莫娜

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‪(女王杀手仍然在逃 头号嫌犯)

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‪-奇怪
‪-嘿 老大

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‪我最喜欢秘密老巢了

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‪垃圾加上悲伤的气息 太对味了

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‪-等等 你是谁?
‪-我叫妮莫娜

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‪-你是怎么...
‪-哇!太棒了!手臂真酷

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‪-经常流血吧?
‪-什么?

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‪-他们有没有让你保留以前的胳膊?
‪-不 放手!

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‪你哪根筋搭错了?

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‪-噢!可以给我吗?
‪-什么?放下

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‪那不是给小姑娘玩的

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‪“小姑娘”?

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‪好吧 你觉得我多大了?

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‪我不知道 十岁?

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‪好吧 提示一下 大了还是小了?

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‪你很少跟小孩打交道吧?

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‪没错 我今后
‪也不想跟小孩打交道 你走吧

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‪但我是来应聘那份工作的

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‪工作?什么工作?

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‪都在我的求职信里

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‪这只是一堆画 非常令人不安的画

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‪噢 看啊 这是我

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‪骑着一头犀牛
‪刺穿了几个卫兵 像一串人肉烤串

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‪没错!喜欢吗?

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‪我觉得利用视觉表达
‪能让我的简历脱颖而出

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‪-什么?
‪-我在上面

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‪好了 说回那份工作

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‪什么工作?

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‪做你的助手

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‪你懂的 帮你不惜一切代价

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‪报复这个拒绝你的冷酷世界

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‪我们去打劫村庄吧?
‪然后躲起来 直到没人记得你

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‪然后我们起来造反
‪就像愤怒的凤凰涅槃重生一样

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‪推翻政府!

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‪或者单纯聊聊天也行

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‪重点是 老大
‪不管你阴暗的内心渴望什么

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‪你的助手到了

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‪-我不需要助...
‪-每个坏蛋都需要一个助手

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‪-等等 我不是...
‪-哇!可爱的杀人墙!

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‪-杀人墙?
‪-他们是下个目标?

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‪-那不是...
‪-你想先杀谁?

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‪-我没打算杀人
‪-就他吧

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‪-什么?
‪-这家伙看起来超级欠揍

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‪没错 他超级欠揍
‪不对 等等 这不是杀人墙

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‪这是...洗冤墙?

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‪洗冤墙

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‪等等 你是说你不是坏蛋?

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‪是啊!

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‪你是说你是?

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‪不!我不是坏蛋 不是

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‪哦

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‪怎么?我不是杀人犯
‪你感到失望了?

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‪有点儿

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‪-算了 我跟你没话说了
‪-为什么?

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‪真正的坏蛋还逍遥法外
‪我也确实需要帮助

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‪-但不是你
‪-好吧 那是谁?

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‪那个砍断你胳膊的人吗?

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‪-不是吧?
‪-这件事很复杂 好吗?

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‪祝你被捕时开心

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‪我不会被捕的!

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‪凶手

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‪-想吃午餐吗?
‪-好啊 我喜欢午餐

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‪你们非得把胳膊拿走是吧?

201
00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:09,168
‪巴利斯特?

202
00:13:10,001 --> 00:13:11,126
‪院长?

203
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:13,959
‪我是无辜的

204
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,626
‪我以葛萝丝的名义发誓

205
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:17,959
‪我不知道事情是怎么...

206
00:13:18,876 --> 00:13:19,918
‪怎么发生的

207
00:13:20,418 --> 00:13:22,334
‪我们都目睹了事发经过

208
00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:25,709
‪我真傻

209
00:13:27,543 --> 00:13:28,959
‪我竟然信任你

210
00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:31,709
‪女王相信你

211
00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:37,043
‪她觉得你这种人可以成为英雄

212
00:13:37,668 --> 00:13:39,834
‪这让她付出了生命的代价

213
00:13:39,918 --> 00:13:41,459
‪院长 请听我说

214
00:13:41,543 --> 00:13:44,834
‪你知道我敬爱女王 我热爱学院

215
00:13:44,918 --> 00:13:46,126
‪去跟戈登罗恩谈谈吧

216
00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:48,334
‪我可以跟戈登罗恩谈谈吗?

217
00:13:48,418 --> 00:13:51,001
‪他像其他国人一样伤心欲绝

218
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:56,668
‪你再也没机会
‪跟任何人谈话了 巴利斯特

219
00:13:56,751 --> 00:13:57,793
‪拜托!

220
00:13:57,876 --> 00:13:59,459
‪拜托了 听我说

221
00:13:59,543 --> 00:14:03,001
‪不 我不会再犯这种错误了

222
00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:06,668
‪院长 给我一次机会吧

223
00:14:08,918 --> 00:14:10,418
‪我们给过你机会了

224
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,293
‪但不是我干的!

225
00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:24,876
‪-早就跟你说了
‪-老天!

226
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:26,126
‪嘿 老大

227
00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:27,584
‪什么?你是怎么...

228
00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:30,418
‪知道会是这种结果的?

229
00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:33,626
‪因为一旦大家认定你是坏蛋

230
00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:35,126
‪你就是坏蛋

231
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:38,334
‪不管你怎么努力
‪他们对你的看法都不会改变

232
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:42,626
‪不过我得承认 你尽力了

233
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,709
‪-谢谢
‪-先别谢我

234
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:51,751
‪-我还得救你出去呢
‪-等等 你是怎么出去的?

235
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:52,959
‪我知道密码

236
00:14:54,418 --> 00:14:55,959
‪密码无效

237
00:14:57,668 --> 00:14:58,709
‪你先请

238
00:15:02,251 --> 00:15:03,459
‪不走吗?

239
00:15:03,543 --> 00:15:05,501
‪好吧 你可以在里面蹲到天荒地老

240
00:15:05,584 --> 00:15:08,793
‪看着你的肌肉渐渐萎缩
‪皮肤开始腐烂

241
00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:12,459
‪指甲长成长长的爪子
‪卷成炸薯圈的样子

242
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:14,793
‪你知道的 里面没有马桶

243
00:15:15,751 --> 00:15:18,043
‪好吧 但我来带路

244
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:19,668
‪要是见到人...

245
00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:20,834
‪就干掉

246
00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:24,584
‪躲起来!见到人就躲起来

247
00:15:24,668 --> 00:15:27,626
‪好吧 因为我们还是会搞破坏

248
00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:30,543
‪绝对不行

249
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:49,834
‪这里应该有很多卫兵才对

250
00:15:52,209 --> 00:15:54,334
‪你是怎么绕过...

251
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:56,668
‪他们的?

252
00:15:57,584 --> 00:15:59,251
‪我来的时候他们就已经这样了

253
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,584
‪-抓住他们!
‪-拦住他们!

254
00:16:01,668 --> 00:16:03,834
‪-这边!
‪-冲啊!

255
00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:09,168
‪独臂俱乐部要增加新会员了
‪听懂了吗?

256
00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:12,293
‪-咋了?太急了吗?
‪-凶手!

257
00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:15,043
‪他确实是个凶手...乐趣杀手

258
00:16:15,126 --> 00:16:17,418
‪-你有计划吗?
‪-这就是我的计划!

259
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:20,293
‪帮你越狱、制造混乱、搞破坏
‪等等等等 我们赢了

260
00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:23,293
‪老套的“等等等等 我们赢了”
‪这计划烂透了

261
00:16:23,376 --> 00:16:26,584
‪总好过你的计划
‪“蹲在阴暗没有马桶的牢房中郁闷”

262
00:16:26,668 --> 00:16:27,876
‪我没有郁闷!

263
00:16:28,751 --> 00:16:29,668
‪女王杀手!

264
00:16:29,751 --> 00:16:31,959
‪骑士不会郁闷
‪我们只会沉思 刚才我在沉思

265
00:16:32,043 --> 00:16:33,001
‪哦

266
00:16:33,584 --> 00:16:34,834
‪好吧 这样吧

267
00:16:34,918 --> 00:16:37,084
‪我们按你的方式来 怎么样?

268
00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:39,751
‪干掉他 干掉她 干掉所有人!

269
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,293
‪巴尔?

270
00:16:43,584 --> 00:16:45,043
‪-安布罗修斯
‪-祝你健康

271
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:54,376
‪哦 死对头

272
00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:55,334
‪死对头?

273
00:16:55,418 --> 00:16:56,376
‪女王杀手!

274
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,001
‪-看!是葛萝丝!
‪-哪里?

275
00:17:02,168 --> 00:17:04,918
‪-开门!
‪-原来不是出口 我的错

276
00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:07,001
‪你见到他看我的眼神了吗?

277
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:10,668
‪他真的认为是我杀了女王

278
00:17:10,751 --> 00:17:12,793
‪所有人都认为是你杀了女王

279
00:17:12,876 --> 00:17:14,626
‪-振作点 老大
‪-你干什么?

280
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:17,626
‪听着 我可以让我们脱身
‪但马上会有怪事发生

281
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:20,376
‪-马上会有怪事?
‪-向我保证你不会抓狂

282
00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:22,334
‪怎么保证?我都不知道会发生什么

283
00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:25,709
‪-那你只能相信我了
‪-我为什么要相信你?

284
00:17:26,709 --> 00:17:29,043
‪-不然你会死在这个储物间!
‪-死?

285
00:17:29,126 --> 00:17:30,334
‪-快点保证!
‪-我保证

286
00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:32,043
‪-真心保证?
‪-我用性命保证!

287
00:17:32,126 --> 00:17:33,126
‪那就再说一遍

288
00:17:33,209 --> 00:17:34,209
‪我保证!

289
00:17:34,293 --> 00:17:36,168
‪哇 就算看到角也不会抓狂?

290
00:17:36,251 --> 00:17:37,918
‪角?你是说号角吗?

291
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:38,876
‪快保证!

292
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,793
‪我保证我不会抓狂...

293
00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:45,584
‪现在你们该逃了

294
00:17:46,459 --> 00:17:48,001
‪大家快出去!

295
00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:54,293
‪-耶!
‪-哦不!

296
00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:57,459
‪不!别过来!退后!
‪不!这不是真的!

297
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:58,918
‪咿哈!

298
00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:02,084
‪哦不 哦 老天!

299
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:05,876
‪犀牛?

300
00:18:07,459 --> 00:18:09,334
‪-别碰那个家伙!
‪-吃我一角!

301
00:18:09,918 --> 00:18:11,584
‪-不!别走楼梯!
‪-楼梯!

302
00:18:11,668 --> 00:18:13,959
‪别走楼梯!

303
00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:16,043
‪-你是什么东西?
‪-我是妮莫娜!

304
00:18:16,126 --> 00:18:19,209
‪-所以你既是女孩 又是犀牛?
‪-我会千变万化

305
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:22,668
‪什么情况?

306
00:18:26,251 --> 00:18:27,959
‪-你没事吧?
‪-有事!

307
00:18:28,043 --> 00:18:29,543
‪-你保证过的
‪-对!

308
00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:31,918
‪对 你保证过不会抓狂的

309
00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:33,293
‪-右转!
‪-哦!

310
00:18:34,418 --> 00:18:35,251
‪站住!

311
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,376
‪这个楼板出奇地结实

312
00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:42,293
‪啊 来了

313
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:47,959
‪你冷吗?

314
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,793
‪救救我!

315
00:18:52,334 --> 00:18:54,709
‪你...你是故意的

316
00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:57,459
‪反应很快嘛 老大 没错

317
00:18:57,543 --> 00:18:59,459
‪不 我们得离开这里

318
00:19:04,751 --> 00:19:07,543
‪不!别跳下去!

319
00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:10,001
‪那边有楼梯!别跳!

320
00:19:13,709 --> 00:19:14,626
‪耶!

321
00:19:20,668 --> 00:19:23,293
‪等等等等 我们赢了

322
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,376
‪帅

323
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:20,626
‪嘿 老大!

324
00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:25,084
‪我昏迷多久了?

325
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:27,793
‪15年

326
00:20:28,876 --> 00:20:30,251
‪15年?

327
00:20:30,334 --> 00:20:33,126
‪别这么容易上当 只有几个小时

328
00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:34,376
‪吃早餐塔可饼吗?

329
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:39,418
‪慢着 我记得我们在储物间

330
00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:41,876
‪现在...我是怎么来到这里的?

331
00:20:42,418 --> 00:20:44,876
‪我拖着你走了11公里

332
00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:45,834
‪发生什么事了?

333
00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:48,126
‪你的头在人行道上撞了好几次

334
00:20:48,209 --> 00:20:50,168
‪记忆好模糊

335
00:20:50,251 --> 00:20:53,751
‪是吗?你还谢我来着
‪说你永远欠我的人情

336
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:56,251
‪还说我们永远是最好的朋友

337
00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:00,001
‪绝对是真的

338
00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:02,251
‪嘿 我把老巢布置了一下

339
00:21:02,334 --> 00:21:04,376
‪我重新布置了武器 来一个死一个

340
00:21:04,459 --> 00:21:07,084
‪解除了儿童保护装置
‪打开了毒药 四处摆放

341
00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:10,626
‪还让一些生锈的钉子伸出地板一厘米

342
00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:13,751
‪总之把这里变成了更邪恶的老巢

343
00:21:14,251 --> 00:21:17,334
‪“邪恶老曹” 这名字太适合坏蛋了
‪你绝对应该改改名字

344
00:21:17,418 --> 00:21:18,501
‪不可能

345
00:21:19,084 --> 00:21:20,418
‪随便吧 老曹

346
00:21:20,501 --> 00:21:24,334
‪我还更新了你的谋杀墙

347
00:21:25,668 --> 00:21:26,501
‪糟糕

348
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:34,793
‪另外 我还制定计划 包括复仇、折磨

349
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,501
‪以及寻常干坏事

350
00:21:41,751 --> 00:21:43,334
‪犀牛

351
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:51,501
‪你看起来很抓狂
‪你保证过会保持镇定的

352
00:21:51,584 --> 00:21:53,126
‪你不是人类

353
00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:55,543
‪-你在找东西吗?
‪-我的剑

354
00:21:55,626 --> 00:21:57,418
‪它爆炸了 记得吗?

355
00:21:57,501 --> 00:21:58,834
‪你是个妖...

356
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:03,334
‪什么?妖娆、妖媚、妖冶?

357
00:22:03,418 --> 00:22:04,751
‪你是个妖怪

358
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,418
‪不许叫我妖怪!

359
00:22:07,501 --> 00:22:09,293
‪不 当然不是

360
00:22:09,376 --> 00:22:13,084
‪你显然不是一个巨大的、会喷火的...

361
00:22:13,168 --> 00:22:16,084
‪但你确实会变形

362
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,584
‪你是个女孩 能够变成...

363
00:22:20,543 --> 00:22:21,376
‪你是什么?

364
00:22:22,293 --> 00:22:23,418
‪我是妮莫娜

365
00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:26,126
‪不 这不是答案

366
00:22:26,209 --> 00:22:28,626
‪人类不会变成别的东西

367
00:22:28,709 --> 00:22:29,668
‪我就会

368
00:22:29,751 --> 00:22:32,209
‪好吧 那我有无数个疑问

369
00:22:33,293 --> 00:22:34,334
‪准你问一个

370
00:22:38,918 --> 00:22:40,376
‪你为什么要帮我?

371
00:22:41,376 --> 00:22:42,584
‪因为无聊

372
00:22:45,959 --> 00:22:47,626
‪加上你也被所有人讨厌

373
00:22:53,626 --> 00:22:56,918
‪(侍从)

374
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:17,709
‪那个侍从肯定知道一些内情

375
00:23:18,418 --> 00:23:21,834
{\an8}‪是他把剑交给我的 那把剑...

376
00:23:22,876 --> 00:23:23,751
‪那把剑...

377
00:23:25,376 --> 00:23:27,126
‪你需要那个侍从吗?

378
00:23:27,209 --> 00:23:29,126
‪那我们去干掉...找他

379
00:23:29,918 --> 00:23:30,959
‪我们去找他

380
00:23:31,918 --> 00:23:32,834
‪你和我

381
00:23:32,918 --> 00:23:35,001
‪不 绝对不行

382
00:23:35,084 --> 00:23:38,126
‪你干的事太过分了 不行

383
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:41,001
‪我想你是想说:“ 谢谢你救了我”

384
00:23:41,084 --> 00:23:43,584
‪三次了 如果你有数的话

385
00:23:44,293 --> 00:23:46,543
‪不过你说得对 我相信你一个人能行

386
00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:50,001
‪虽然王国的所有骑士
‪都在追杀你 祝你好运

387
00:23:53,001 --> 00:23:53,834
‪等等

388
00:23:54,418 --> 00:23:56,626
‪什么事 邪恶老曹?

389
00:23:58,126 --> 00:23:59,918
‪-我...
‪-我加入

390
00:24:01,376 --> 00:24:05,709
‪不过先说好 帮你洗刷罪名之后
‪我要永远做你的正式助手

391
00:24:05,793 --> 00:24:07,626
‪不许反悔 成交?

392
00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:11,626
‪-我不确定我是否愿意
‪-别想那么多

393
00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:21,876
‪变回你自己好吗?

394
00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:22,918
‪我听不懂

395
00:24:23,543 --> 00:24:25,251
‪变回女孩的样子

396
00:24:25,334 --> 00:24:26,459
‪但我不是女孩

397
00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:28,084
‪我是鲨鱼

398
00:24:31,751 --> 00:24:34,584
‪嘿 你试过把脑袋
‪放进鲨鱼的嘴里吗?

399
00:24:34,668 --> 00:24:37,209
‪-我应该待在牢里的
‪-来吧!

400
00:24:37,293 --> 00:24:39,001
‪你明明就是想!

401
00:24:40,751 --> 00:24:43,043
‪天啊!看看这里!

402
00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:46,418
‪一千年的历史毁于一旦

403
00:24:48,334 --> 00:24:49,626
‪-嘿 曼斯利
‪-干嘛?

404
00:24:49,709 --> 00:24:52,501
‪你叔叔的脑袋落在我奶奶的屁股上了

405
00:24:54,459 --> 00:24:56,001
‪-太好笑了
‪-不错

406
00:24:56,084 --> 00:24:57,418
‪不过挺可惜的

407
00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:03,001
‪如果戈登罗恩没有帮他...

408
00:25:04,084 --> 00:25:05,584
‪让我理理清楚

409
00:25:06,584 --> 00:25:09,001
‪杀害女王的凶手

410
00:25:09,084 --> 00:25:14,001
‪在一个女孩、一只鸵鸟
‪和一条鲸鱼的帮助下逃走了?

411
00:25:15,251 --> 00:25:17,251
‪它毁了我们的淋浴间!

412
00:25:17,751 --> 00:25:19,709
‪这都怪他!

413
00:25:19,793 --> 00:25:21,293
‪-告诉他 托德
‪-怪我?

414
00:25:21,376 --> 00:25:24,209
‪你为什么不早点告诉我们
‪巴利斯特跟鲸鱼是同伙?

415
00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:26,001
‪鲸鱼?不是吧 托德?

416
00:25:26,084 --> 00:25:29,126
‪咋了?鲸鱼?不是吧?就是
‪你比任何人都了解他 兄弟

417
00:25:29,209 --> 00:25:31,334
‪我想阻止他来着 兄弟

418
00:25:31,418 --> 00:25:35,209
‪是吗?像这样吗?
‪“哦 嗨 巴利斯特 进来吧”

419
00:25:35,293 --> 00:25:39,876
‪“当然可以带上你的鲸鱼
‪鸵鸟和巨胖的独角兽”

420
00:25:39,959 --> 00:25:41,584
‪-胖独角兽?
‪-没错 你也看到了

421
00:25:41,668 --> 00:25:43,959
‪-那东西用角撞烂了所有东西
‪-你是说犀牛吧?

422
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,918
‪如果我是说犀牛 我会说“犀牛”

423
00:25:46,001 --> 00:25:47,043
‪够了!

424
00:25:49,001 --> 00:25:51,168
‪王国有个恶人在逍遥法外

425
00:25:52,293 --> 00:25:56,126
‪看看你们 像平民的孩子似的

426
00:25:58,626 --> 00:26:00,168
‪记住你们受过的训练

427
00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:03,126
‪记住你们的身份

428
00:26:04,418 --> 00:26:07,084
‪保卫王国是我们与生俱来的使命

429
00:26:08,626 --> 00:26:10,209
‪正是我

430
00:26:11,334 --> 00:26:13,168
‪让我带队吧 院长

431
00:26:13,709 --> 00:26:18,543
‪我现在只想做两件事
‪第一 有一把巨大的剑

432
00:26:19,584 --> 00:26:20,543
‪有了

433
00:26:20,626 --> 00:26:25,543
‪第三 让巴利斯特这个
‪杀害女王的恶魔得到他应有的下场

434
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,959
‪-我会追捕他
‪-对!

435
00:26:28,043 --> 00:26:30,376
‪我不会手下留情 我会...

436
00:26:30,459 --> 00:26:31,376
‪我来吧

437
00:26:34,209 --> 00:26:35,668
‪如果说有人能找到巴尔...

438
00:26:36,626 --> 00:26:38,209
‪找到巴利斯特

439
00:26:39,584 --> 00:26:41,543
‪避免有人受到伤害...

440
00:26:44,251 --> 00:26:45,084
‪那就是我了

441
00:26:49,209 --> 00:26:52,876
‪这是我们几代人以来面临的最大威胁

442
00:26:54,959 --> 00:26:59,543
‪好在我们有葛萝丝的后人率领我们

443
00:26:59,626 --> 00:27:00,459
‪什么?

444
00:27:02,251 --> 00:27:03,584
‪王国的骑士们

445
00:27:05,126 --> 00:27:08,543
‪搜查每一条街道 每一处暗影

446
00:27:09,209 --> 00:27:12,418
‪找到巴利斯特 带他来见我

447
00:27:12,501 --> 00:27:15,209
‪昨天学院遭到恶意袭击后

448
00:27:15,293 --> 00:27:17,668
‪骑士团再次加派人手

449
00:27:17,751 --> 00:27:20,168
‪追捕歹徒巴利斯特

450
00:27:20,668 --> 00:27:21,543
‪好吧

451
00:27:22,043 --> 00:27:26,418
‪我们只需要前往集市
‪找到那个侍从 同时不惊动...

452
00:27:26,918 --> 00:27:28,543
‪你能不能安静点?

453
00:27:28,626 --> 00:27:31,418
‪相比之下 你的计划很烂 而且无聊

454
00:27:31,501 --> 00:27:35,251
‪好戏在哪里?惊恐的尖叫声呢?

455
00:27:35,334 --> 00:27:36,584
‪等等 嘘

456
00:27:36,668 --> 00:27:39,584
‪我们是坏蛋 接受吧

457
00:27:39,668 --> 00:27:43,418
‪不 这次按我的方式来 不要伤人

458
00:27:43,501 --> 00:27:45,501
‪我正打算采用“伤人”的版本呢

459
00:27:45,584 --> 00:27:47,959
‪-我们找到那个侍从 盘问他
‪-然后伤害他

460
00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:50,084
‪-不 然后寻找证据
‪-通过拷打他

461
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,168
‪不 我们赶紧去集市吧 行吗?

462
00:27:52,834 --> 00:27:53,709
‪收到

463
00:27:53,793 --> 00:27:56,084
‪-距离下一趟航班起飞还有三...
‪-不 你干什么?

464
00:27:56,168 --> 00:27:58,168
‪-二...
‪-不...哈!我是鬼

465
00:27:59,376 --> 00:28:01,584
‪抱歉 不能让别人见到
‪我跟那玩意儿在一起!

466
00:28:02,376 --> 00:28:04,251
‪这是优秀助手的标配

467
00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:05,751
‪太显眼了

468
00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:10,459
‪别那么紧张 最坏能糟到哪里去?

469
00:28:11,084 --> 00:28:13,209
‪妖怪袭击

470
00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:15,334
‪立刻寻找庇护所

471
00:28:15,959 --> 00:28:18,376
‪王国的公民们 大家好

472
00:28:18,459 --> 00:28:21,584
‪鉴于昨天学院遭到可怕的袭击

473
00:28:21,668 --> 00:28:24,459
‪我们正在采取一切防范措施
‪保证大家的安全

474
00:28:27,043 --> 00:28:30,543
‪请不要惊慌 这只是测试

475
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:33,834
‪请大家一切照常 请大家放心

476
00:28:33,918 --> 00:28:37,501
‪局势尽在学院的掌控中

477
00:28:37,584 --> 00:28:41,126
‪祝大家愉快 愿葛萝丝永远指引你

478
00:28:41,209 --> 00:28:43,543
‪不要惊慌 请保持镇定

479
00:28:43,626 --> 00:28:45,043
‪这只是测试

480
00:28:45,126 --> 00:28:49,251
‪哦!“不要惊慌”警报 真有效

481
00:28:49,334 --> 00:28:50,293
‪你不明白吗?

482
00:28:50,376 --> 00:28:53,709
‪一旦我们放松戒备
‪就会有可怕的东西翻墙而入

483
00:28:53,793 --> 00:28:55,751
‪你出过那道围墙吗?

484
00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:59,001
‪出过 因为我想找死
‪没有!没人出去过!

485
00:28:59,084 --> 00:29:01,501
‪所以也许外面什么也没有?

486
00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:07,543
‪算了 我们走地下 收起翅膀

487
00:29:11,501 --> 00:29:12,918
‪待会儿你就想要翅膀了

488
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:16,543
‪死吧!滚回暗影里...

489
00:29:16,626 --> 00:29:17,709
‪嘿!

490
00:29:19,376 --> 00:29:21,918
‪(征服者广场站)

491
00:29:23,626 --> 00:29:25,668
‪下一班地铁将于三分钟后抵达

492
00:29:25,751 --> 00:29:30,043
‪记住 见到可疑的东西 杀无赦

493
00:29:30,626 --> 00:29:32,251
‪(打赏)

494
00:29:32,334 --> 00:29:34,084
‪你正在收看KTV新闻台

495
00:29:34,834 --> 00:29:35,709
‪击掌!

496
00:29:35,793 --> 00:29:39,418
‪休息过后是“第一家庭时尚”栏目
‪介绍贵族们的当季穿着

497
00:29:40,834 --> 00:29:42,418
‪太酷了 我们出名了

498
00:29:42,501 --> 00:29:44,126
‪开什么玩笑?

499
00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:48,043
‪我喜欢我们

500
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:55,293
‪-不好意思 让我看看你的脸
‪-好的

501
00:29:56,209 --> 00:29:58,709
‪然后转角处冒出一只水獭 它咬了我

502
00:29:58,793 --> 00:30:00,293
‪是海獭还是河獭?

503
00:30:00,376 --> 00:30:02,293
‪你在开玩笑吗?
‪这有关系吗?它咬了我

504
00:30:02,376 --> 00:30:05,001
‪两者在组成结构上有很大的不同

505
00:30:05,084 --> 00:30:07,209
‪我不知道 它...

506
00:30:07,293 --> 00:30:10,168
‪想上地铁 就肯定会被他们看到

507
00:30:10,251 --> 00:30:11,668
‪必须引开他们

508
00:30:11,751 --> 00:30:15,168
‪谁有四根拇指
‪而且特别擅长引开敌人?

509
00:30:16,334 --> 00:30:17,501
‪好吧 但低调点

510
00:30:17,584 --> 00:30:20,251
‪要神不知鬼不觉地...

511
00:30:20,334 --> 00:30:21,418
‪她不见了

512
00:30:22,084 --> 00:30:23,334
‪女王杀手!

513
00:30:23,834 --> 00:30:27,043
‪见到可疑的东西 杀无赦!

514
00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:30,543
‪我是巴利斯特·博德哈特!

515
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,709
‪我很邪恶 我讨厌所有人!

516
00:30:40,251 --> 00:30:43,959
‪但我最讨厌自己
‪谁来给我一个拥抱?

517
00:30:44,918 --> 00:30:46,376
‪我讨厌微笑!

518
00:30:46,459 --> 00:30:48,584
‪-找到他了!
‪-我讨厌纸杯蛋糕

519
00:30:48,668 --> 00:30:51,376
‪我觉得婴儿都是丑八怪!

520
00:30:52,793 --> 00:30:56,126
‪看啊!我在闲逛 我在乱扔垃圾

521
00:30:57,584 --> 00:31:00,459
‪希望你们都喜欢即兴爵士乐

522
00:31:00,543 --> 00:31:01,459
‪抓住他!

523
00:31:04,334 --> 00:31:06,751
‪-快点!
‪-别催我!我在追了!

524
00:31:06,834 --> 00:31:08,626
‪我没催你!我在鼓励你前进!

525
00:31:08,709 --> 00:31:10,168
‪鼓励归鼓励 别打我!

526
00:31:19,501 --> 00:31:21,376
‪战车在等我们呢

527
00:31:21,459 --> 00:31:24,251
‪刚才是什么情况?
‪你没说过你可以变成我

528
00:31:24,334 --> 00:31:25,834
‪对了 我可以变成你

529
00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:29,334
‪郑重声明 刚才一点都不像我

530
00:31:30,751 --> 00:31:33,251
‪说得对 你从来没那么有趣过

531
00:31:40,584 --> 00:31:41,793
‪(扫描区S)

532
00:31:42,376 --> 00:31:44,168
‪找到他了!

533
00:31:44,668 --> 00:31:45,668
‪看!

534
00:31:48,793 --> 00:31:51,168
‪好吧 走 我们去抓这个穷小子

535
00:31:51,251 --> 00:31:52,376
‪-是 长官
‪-等等

536
00:31:53,334 --> 00:31:54,209
‪继续播放

537
00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:59,293
‪感觉不对劲

538
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:02,293
‪他讨厌即兴爵士乐

539
00:32:02,376 --> 00:32:04,418
‪-你要让他跑掉了 兄弟
‪-继续播放

540
00:32:04,501 --> 00:32:05,709
‪时间不等人

541
00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:07,584
‪停

542
00:32:09,918 --> 00:32:11,834
{\an8}‪是他 那班地铁开往哪里?

543
00:32:11,918 --> 00:32:14,626
‪那是前往集市的快车 六分钟后到达

544
00:32:14,709 --> 00:32:16,543
‪我们去那里等他

545
00:32:17,793 --> 00:32:18,793
‪现在走吧

546
00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:20,834
‪-所有人去集市
‪-是 长官

547
00:32:20,918 --> 00:32:24,626
‪“所有人去集市 我是个呆子
‪我的头发有薰衣草的香味”

548
00:32:33,668 --> 00:32:34,834
‪饿了吗?

549
00:32:35,459 --> 00:32:37,293
‪脆脆果!

550
00:32:37,376 --> 00:32:39,584
‪那就用龙牌脆脆果消灭饥饿吧!

551
00:32:40,168 --> 00:32:42,251
‪-嘎嘣脆!
‪-大口嚼!

552
00:32:44,376 --> 00:32:45,376
‪接招吧!

553
00:32:45,459 --> 00:32:46,876
‪好啊 耶!

554
00:32:48,584 --> 00:32:49,584
‪耶!

555
00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:52,334
‪龙牌脆脆果 英雄早餐必不可少!

556
00:32:53,168 --> 00:32:56,001
‪(相信学院)

557
00:32:58,834 --> 00:33:00,293
‪你一直盯着我看

558
00:33:01,168 --> 00:33:03,501
‪有人想吃披萨了吗?

559
00:33:03,584 --> 00:33:05,709
‪你能不能正常一秒钟?

560
00:33:05,793 --> 00:33:06,918
‪正常?

561
00:33:07,001 --> 00:33:10,334
‪我只是觉得
‪如果你是个女孩 那会轻松一些

562
00:33:10,418 --> 00:33:13,418
‪做女孩更轻松?你太搞笑了

563
00:33:13,501 --> 00:33:15,668
‪我是说 如果你
‪看起来像人类 会轻松一些

564
00:33:15,751 --> 00:33:17,418
‪谁会轻松一些?

565
00:33:17,501 --> 00:33:21,418
‪你啊 很多人不像我这么包容

566
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,126
‪嗯?

567
00:33:26,043 --> 00:33:28,126
‪你是怎么变成这样的?

568
00:33:28,626 --> 00:33:29,751
‪怎么变得这么王炸的?

569
00:33:29,834 --> 00:33:33,793
‪不 你是怎么...
‪我只想搞清楚我在跟谁合作

570
00:33:33,876 --> 00:33:36,293
‪我是妮莫娜

571
00:33:38,876 --> 00:33:41,209
‪这什么都解释不了

572
00:33:43,251 --> 00:33:44,543
‪没错 你说得对

573
00:33:45,959 --> 00:33:47,876
‪我应该给你一个更好的解释

574
00:33:49,084 --> 00:33:50,334
‪当时我还是个孩子

575
00:33:51,084 --> 00:33:53,584
‪天真可爱的小女孩

576
00:33:55,251 --> 00:33:56,876
‪我在树林里玩耍

577
00:33:57,501 --> 00:34:00,459
‪追逐飞翔的鸟 游泳的鱼

578
00:34:00,543 --> 00:34:02,376
‪蹦蹦跳跳的小鹿

579
00:34:02,459 --> 00:34:04,918
‪它们在一起 显得如此快乐

580
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:06,459
‪而我...

581
00:34:08,168 --> 00:34:09,251
‪我孤零零的

582
00:34:10,876 --> 00:34:15,209
‪就在那时 我听见有歌声召唤我

583
00:34:15,918 --> 00:34:18,793
‪把我带到一口许愿井前

584
00:34:18,876 --> 00:34:21,793
‪许愿井?你怎么知道
‪那不是普通的井?

585
00:34:21,876 --> 00:34:24,959
‪-你想替我讲故事吗?
‪-对 抱歉 请继续

586
00:34:25,459 --> 00:34:26,959
‪当我慢慢靠近那口井时

587
00:34:27,043 --> 00:34:30,334
‪手中神奇地出现了一枚硬币

588
00:34:30,418 --> 00:34:32,501
‪我知道我该怎么做

589
00:34:32,584 --> 00:34:34,959
‪我鼓起勇气 攥紧那枚硬币

590
00:34:35,043 --> 00:34:38,126
‪把它扔进井里 同时许了一个愿

591
00:34:39,043 --> 00:34:44,126
‪希望有一天 我会被困在一列地铁上

592
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:48,751
‪跟一个紧张兮兮的骑士在一起
‪他还问我一堆土老帽的问题

593
00:34:54,668 --> 00:34:56,251
‪那块披萨还在吗?

594
00:34:59,709 --> 00:35:01,584
‪集市站到了

595
00:35:01,668 --> 00:35:02,668
‪酷 我们到了

596
00:35:04,459 --> 00:35:06,084
‪你的朋友也到了

597
00:35:14,334 --> 00:35:15,418
‪他看到我们了吗?

598
00:35:19,876 --> 00:35:20,709
‪看到了

599
00:35:24,418 --> 00:35:25,501
‪上!

600
00:35:25,584 --> 00:35:26,876
‪-上!
‪-左边

601
00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:28,959
‪-安全
‪-安全

602
00:35:29,668 --> 00:35:30,834
‪-安全
‪-快!

603
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,043
‪这是什么情况?

604
00:35:39,751 --> 00:35:41,084
‪小鲸鱼

605
00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:46,293
‪戈登罗恩见到你变形了吗?

606
00:35:46,376 --> 00:35:49,668
‪不是吧?那家伙砍断了你的胳膊
‪你还担心被他见到你跟我在一起

607
00:35:49,751 --> 00:35:51,668
‪-我说了 这件事...
‪-很复杂 我知道

608
00:35:51,751 --> 00:35:52,876
‪你看!侍从

609
00:35:52,959 --> 00:35:54,751
‪嗨 不好意思

610
00:35:54,834 --> 00:35:57,001
‪好 我们带他离开这里 别张扬

611
00:35:57,084 --> 00:35:58,251
‪这就去

612
00:35:58,334 --> 00:36:00,418
‪等等 不要这个样子 也不要这个样子

613
00:36:00,501 --> 00:36:02,709
‪你一会儿让我变形
‪一会儿让我别变 想好再说

614
00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:04,001
‪现在你变成了一个男孩

615
00:36:04,084 --> 00:36:06,084
‪-今天是的
‪-等等 不!

616
00:36:07,584 --> 00:36:08,418
‪通缉

617
00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:09,334
‪不好意思

618
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:11,668
‪看着点

619
00:36:12,418 --> 00:36:13,876
‪他肯定就在附近 找到他!

620
00:36:13,959 --> 00:36:16,793
‪-看啊 是戈登罗恩!
‪-没错 我不敢相信自己的眼睛

621
00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:19,293
‪-请让让
‪-可以给我签个名吗?

622
00:36:19,376 --> 00:36:21,584
‪-好 就签一个 你叫什么?
‪-能签在身上吗?

623
00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:24,751
‪别动!

624
00:36:26,168 --> 00:36:29,709
‪不然的话 你今天会错过
‪一笔巨划算的买卖!

625
00:36:29,793 --> 00:36:31,918
‪不好意思 侍从先生

626
00:36:32,543 --> 00:36:34,959
‪我找不到妈妈了

627
00:36:35,043 --> 00:36:37,918
‪她进了那条吓人的巷子

628
00:36:38,001 --> 00:36:40,001
‪可以帮我找到她吗?

629
00:36:40,876 --> 00:36:43,043
‪拜托了

630
00:36:43,751 --> 00:36:45,626
‪哦 不!

631
00:36:45,709 --> 00:36:49,876
‪我去找其他人帮你吧

632
00:36:50,418 --> 00:36:52,001
‪来不及了!

633
00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:55,751
‪这辆车配置齐全 最先进的音响系统

634
00:36:57,501 --> 00:36:59,834
‪好了 请大家让让

635
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:01,584
‪-谢谢
‪-谢谢 让让

636
00:37:01,668 --> 00:37:04,001
‪救命啊 救救我

637
00:37:04,084 --> 00:37:07,293
‪有个恶魔宝宝在追我 救救我

638
00:37:09,834 --> 00:37:10,668
‪看看这个

639
00:37:10,751 --> 00:37:14,459
‪通过360度环影行车记录
‪你可以对周围的情况了如指掌

640
00:37:14,543 --> 00:37:17,959
‪我们的新闻功能
‪能让你随时了解王国的头条新闻

641
00:37:18,043 --> 00:37:19,334
‪(狂魔二人组)

642
00:37:19,418 --> 00:37:22,584
‪-你长得很像...
‪-我是无辜的!

643
00:37:24,043 --> 00:37:25,709
‪不!

644
00:37:28,084 --> 00:37:29,626
‪菠萝披萨?

645
00:37:30,251 --> 00:37:32,418
‪-那里!
‪-不好意思 让我过去 让开!

646
00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:33,334
‪糟糕

647
00:37:38,001 --> 00:37:40,376
‪-凭什么你就可以杀他?
‪-他没死 希望如此

648
00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:42,626
‪-那是巴利斯特吗?
‪-是女王杀手!

649
00:37:42,709 --> 00:37:45,501
‪-他跟一个恶魔宝宝是同伙!
‪-他不是吃宝宝吗?

650
00:37:45,584 --> 00:37:47,293
‪巴利斯特!停下!别跑

651
00:37:49,168 --> 00:37:50,293
‪-耶!
‪-上车!

652
00:37:50,959 --> 00:37:52,668
‪-巴尔!
‪-射他的脸!

653
00:37:57,126 --> 00:37:58,334
‪你在干什么?

654
00:37:58,959 --> 00:38:00,001
‪这辆车我们要了

655
00:38:05,876 --> 00:38:06,876
‪该死!

656
00:38:11,418 --> 00:38:14,876
‪我不想这么说 但你是个出色的坏蛋

657
00:38:41,584 --> 00:38:43,376
‪嗯 我喜欢这里

658
00:38:43,459 --> 00:38:47,084
‪破败的街区 拷打这家伙的好地方

659
00:38:47,168 --> 00:38:50,459
‪听着 我们盘问完侍从就离开...你的腿

660
00:38:50,543 --> 00:38:53,501
‪-嗯?
‪-你的腿上有支箭!

661
00:38:53,584 --> 00:38:55,834
‪-哦
‪-好吧 你需要坐下

662
00:38:55,918 --> 00:38:58,668
‪-不用 没事 完全...
‪-看看你 你有事

663
00:38:58,751 --> 00:39:01,626
‪-小意思 它自己会出来的
‪-你在流血 坐下

664
00:39:03,293 --> 00:39:05,418
‪我们检查一下 好吗?

665
00:39:06,876 --> 00:39:08,626
‪好吧

666
00:39:08,709 --> 00:39:10,918
‪那个...它...插进去了

667
00:39:11,543 --> 00:39:13,668
‪没事的 我们...

668
00:39:15,293 --> 00:39:16,668
‪数三下就动手

669
00:39:19,668 --> 00:39:20,626
‪准备好了吗?

670
00:39:23,501 --> 00:39:26,834
‪一、二、三

671
00:39:30,709 --> 00:39:32,918
‪好吧 一般人会大叫

672
00:39:34,376 --> 00:39:35,626
‪我不是一般人

673
00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:36,584
‪对

674
00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:38,334
‪对

675
00:39:40,209 --> 00:39:42,543
‪-你会觉得疼吗?
‪-会

676
00:39:43,918 --> 00:39:45,709
‪但我受过更重的伤

677
00:39:48,501 --> 00:39:50,459
‪那是什么感觉?

678
00:39:50,543 --> 00:39:52,959
‪就像腿部挨了一刀

679
00:39:53,043 --> 00:39:56,459
‪不 我是说变形

680
00:39:56,543 --> 00:39:58,251
‪会疼吗?或者...

681
00:39:59,751 --> 00:40:01,751
‪抱歉 土老帽的问题

682
00:40:03,793 --> 00:40:04,668
‪别动

683
00:40:16,709 --> 00:40:17,668
‪说实话吗?

684
00:40:19,168 --> 00:40:21,084
‪我不变形的时候更难受

685
00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:23,418
‪感觉心里痒痒的

686
00:40:24,126 --> 00:40:26,418
‪你知道打喷嚏前的感觉吧?

687
00:40:27,043 --> 00:40:28,168
‪差不多就是那种感觉

688
00:40:29,543 --> 00:40:32,751
‪然后我会变形 然后就自由了

689
00:40:36,626 --> 00:40:38,043
‪要是你忍住呢?

690
00:40:39,709 --> 00:40:41,459
‪要是你不变形呢?

691
00:40:41,543 --> 00:40:43,918
‪-我会死
‪-天啊 太可怕了!

692
00:40:44,001 --> 00:40:46,668
‪别这么容易上当 我不是真的会死

693
00:40:46,751 --> 00:40:49,543
‪我只是...会病恹恹的

694
00:40:51,543 --> 00:40:53,626
‪很高兴听你们增进感情

695
00:40:54,543 --> 00:40:58,543
‪可惜我得走了 放我走

696
00:40:58,626 --> 00:41:03,584
‪对了 后备箱里的小子
‪我们去收拾后备箱里的小子吧

697
00:41:06,126 --> 00:41:07,668
‪-交代吧
‪-他想见血

698
00:41:07,751 --> 00:41:09,001
‪-血?
‪-你的血!

699
00:41:09,084 --> 00:41:10,584
‪-我不想见血
‪-血流成河!

700
00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:12,668
‪我想要的是答案 交代吧

701
00:41:12,751 --> 00:41:13,959
‪不然我们就要捅人了

702
00:41:14,043 --> 00:41:15,168
‪-不要捅人
‪-扇耳光

703
00:41:15,251 --> 00:41:17,334
‪不!为什么要陷害我?

704
00:41:17,418 --> 00:41:18,584
‪-我没有
‪-那是谁?

705
00:41:18,668 --> 00:41:19,501
‪-你!
‪-不是!

706
00:41:19,584 --> 00:41:20,418
‪-谁?
‪-听我解释

707
00:41:20,501 --> 00:41:21,543
‪布兰奇?查德?托德?

708
00:41:21,626 --> 00:41:22,834
‪-托德?
‪-欠揍的家伙?

709
00:41:22,918 --> 00:41:24,834
‪当然了 托德
‪托德换了我的剑 对吧?

710
00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:26,501
‪-什么?不是
‪-为什么要袒护他?

711
00:41:26,584 --> 00:41:27,584
‪谁会袒护托德?

712
00:41:27,668 --> 00:41:30,209
‪看来只能来硬的了

713
00:41:30,293 --> 00:41:32,709
‪来硬的?慢着 等一下

714
00:41:32,793 --> 00:41:34,376
‪躲猫猫!

715
00:41:35,168 --> 00:41:36,751
‪来 你们看

716
00:41:37,418 --> 00:41:39,209
‪看啊 我在更衣室

717
00:41:39,293 --> 00:41:42,251
‪你正在见证历史时刻

718
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:45,501
‪巴利斯特的盔甲 它在说话

719
00:41:45,584 --> 00:41:49,834
‪它在说:“尊重我 保护我
‪穿上我吧 没有人在偷看”

720
00:41:50,793 --> 00:41:52,293
‪好尴尬

721
00:41:52,376 --> 00:41:54,084
‪噢 我们快进吧

722
00:41:54,876 --> 00:41:56,793
‪好了 你们要看的是这段

723
00:42:18,709 --> 00:42:20,209
‪是院长陷害我

724
00:42:20,918 --> 00:42:22,334
‪是她杀了女王

725
00:42:23,459 --> 00:42:27,168
‪我不知道该怎么办
‪我想拿给你看的 但后来...

726
00:42:29,168 --> 00:42:30,876
‪这完全没有道理

727
00:42:35,543 --> 00:42:36,501
‪嘿 伙计

728
00:42:37,376 --> 00:42:39,543
‪抱歉 我绑架了你

729
00:42:40,418 --> 00:42:41,418
‪没关系

730
00:42:41,501 --> 00:42:42,334
‪才怪!

731
00:42:50,709 --> 00:42:53,126
‪听着 老大 你信任的人背叛了你

732
00:42:53,209 --> 00:42:57,543
‪我懂 不好受 但我们做到了
‪你是无辜的 我们有证据

733
00:42:57,626 --> 00:42:59,251
‪-等我们上传了视频...
‪-我们不上传

734
00:42:59,334 --> 00:43:01,459
‪什么?必须让大家了解真相

735
00:43:01,543 --> 00:43:04,126
‪制度被破坏了 学院必须关闭

736
00:43:04,209 --> 00:43:05,418
‪你能不能安静点?

737
00:43:05,501 --> 00:43:07,459
‪目标 第三大道没发现 完毕

738
00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:09,751
‪我是不会保持沉默的

739
00:43:09,834 --> 00:43:12,459
‪这段视频会动摇人们对学院的信心

740
00:43:12,543 --> 00:43:13,709
‪废话!

741
00:43:13,793 --> 00:43:18,126
‪听着 我不知道她为什么要陷害我
‪但问题不是出在学院身上

742
00:43:18,209 --> 00:43:19,376
‪是出在院长身上

743
00:43:20,168 --> 00:43:22,126
‪所以我要把视频交给安布罗修斯

744
00:43:22,209 --> 00:43:24,084
‪-谁...在乎?
‪-安布罗...

745
00:43:25,334 --> 00:43:29,668
‪他砍断了你的胳膊
‪这可不是表达爱的方式!

746
00:43:29,751 --> 00:43:33,168
‪他不是砍断我的胳膊
‪他是在解除一件武器

747
00:43:34,918 --> 00:43:36,418
‪我们受的训练就是这样

748
00:43:38,334 --> 00:43:39,834
‪哇!

749
00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:42,626
‪他们对你洗脑洗得真彻底

750
00:43:43,543 --> 00:43:46,043
‪你以为只有院长参与其中吗?

751
00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:48,584
‪现在你应该质疑一切

752
00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:51,168
‪葛萝丝的意志、学院、围墙

753
00:43:51,251 --> 00:43:52,501
‪究竟是为了什么?

754
00:43:52,584 --> 00:43:54,168
‪为了保护王国

755
00:43:54,251 --> 00:43:56,168
‪你是说防范像你这样的坏蛋吗?

756
00:43:57,751 --> 00:43:59,084
‪还是防范妖怪

757
00:44:00,126 --> 00:44:00,959
‪比如我?

758
00:44:05,459 --> 00:44:09,459
‪听着 我们把这个交给安布罗修斯
‪一切问题都会解决

759
00:44:10,584 --> 00:44:11,751
‪我们两个都会没事

760
00:44:17,709 --> 00:44:22,959
‪好吧 但如果事情不顺利 我就搞破坏

761
00:44:23,043 --> 00:44:24,459
‪没那个必要

762
00:44:28,251 --> 00:44:31,251
‪(英雄的新时代)

763
00:44:40,751 --> 00:44:42,959
‪你有心事吗 安布罗修斯?

764
00:44:45,584 --> 00:44:47,001
‪你可以告诉我

765
00:44:48,418 --> 00:44:49,334
‪心事?

766
00:44:51,001 --> 00:44:52,209
‪我已经疯掉了

767
00:44:53,084 --> 00:44:54,334
‪我失去了一切

768
00:44:55,168 --> 00:44:57,418
‪我爱的男人 我最好的朋友

769
00:44:58,084 --> 00:45:01,043
‪不过现在他有了新的好朋友
‪这是怎么一回事?

770
00:45:01,126 --> 00:45:03,668
‪他还在掩盖什么?他究竟是谁?

771
00:45:03,751 --> 00:45:04,626
‪我是谁?

772
00:45:04,709 --> 00:45:07,751
‪葛萝丝的直系后人?
‪这也不是我要求的

773
00:45:07,834 --> 00:45:09,834
‪现在每个人都期待我逮捕巴利斯特

774
00:45:09,918 --> 00:45:13,626
‪不抓他 我就背叛了你
‪抓他 我就背叛了他

775
00:45:13,709 --> 00:45:16,543
‪还有 我砍断了他的胳膊!

776
00:45:16,626 --> 00:45:19,168
‪他的胳膊!谁会砍别人的胳膊?

777
00:45:19,251 --> 00:45:22,334
‪因为我受的训练就是这样?
‪砍胳膊不是表达爱的方式...

778
00:45:25,334 --> 00:45:26,626
‪我没事 院长

779
00:45:46,543 --> 00:45:49,043
‪-夫人
‪-坚强点 安布罗修斯

780
00:45:49,126 --> 00:45:51,876
‪你的血管中流淌着葛萝丝的血液

781
00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:54,959
‪-安布罗修斯
‪-骑士团!

782
00:45:56,293 --> 00:45:58,501
‪我来的时候他们就已经这样了

783
00:45:59,209 --> 00:46:00,043
‪是你

784
00:46:00,126 --> 00:46:01,543
‪是我

785
00:46:02,418 --> 00:46:05,376
‪安布罗修斯 是院长杀了女王

786
00:46:05,959 --> 00:46:08,168
‪-什么?
‪-又一个狗急跳墙的谎言

787
00:46:08,251 --> 00:46:09,668
‪他从不说谎

788
00:46:09,751 --> 00:46:12,584
‪这话出自一个
‪只会给他吹耳边风的恶人之口

789
00:46:12,668 --> 00:46:13,959
‪谢谢

790
00:46:14,043 --> 00:46:16,626
‪我是无辜的 我有证据

791
00:46:17,834 --> 00:46:20,001
‪-他有武器
‪-不!

792
00:46:20,084 --> 00:46:22,334
‪现在没了!托德最厉害!

793
00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:29,584
‪无所谓 你应该不需要证据

794
00:46:29,668 --> 00:46:31,459
‪你知道我不会杀人

795
00:46:34,293 --> 00:46:35,918
‪你还等什么 队长?

796
00:46:37,918 --> 00:46:40,251
‪快点 不然鲸鱼要来了

797
00:46:41,126 --> 00:46:42,334
‪拜托 伙计

798
00:46:43,043 --> 00:46:44,209
‪做正确的事

799
00:46:45,126 --> 00:46:46,459
‪她是谁 巴尔?

800
00:46:49,584 --> 00:46:51,126
‪她是什么东西?

801
00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:54,584
‪安布罗修斯 我求你相信我

802
00:47:00,834 --> 00:47:01,834
‪逮捕他们

803
00:47:03,209 --> 00:47:04,793
‪你想知道这孩子是谁吗?

804
00:47:04,876 --> 00:47:07,501
‪我喜欢事态的走向

805
00:47:07,584 --> 00:47:08,709
‪想让他们见识一下吗?

806
00:47:08,793 --> 00:47:10,001
‪乐意之至

807
00:47:10,084 --> 00:47:11,418
‪我们来搞破坏吧

808
00:47:11,501 --> 00:47:12,834
‪帅

809
00:47:13,793 --> 00:47:15,043
‪那是大猩猩吗?

810
00:47:23,543 --> 00:47:26,334
‪-给我一把剑
‪-我们得护送你去安全的地方

811
00:47:29,293 --> 00:47:31,084
‪赶紧起飞!

812
00:47:40,543 --> 00:47:41,876
‪抱歉 才怪!

813
00:47:46,168 --> 00:47:48,168
‪-你看到出路了吗?
‪-马上出发

814
00:47:48,251 --> 00:47:49,668
‪好吧 这笑话太冷了

815
00:47:49,751 --> 00:47:51,293
‪拦住那匹...马?

816
00:47:52,209 --> 00:47:55,293
‪-我们要跳了 对吧?
‪-没错!唯一的出路在下面

817
00:47:55,376 --> 00:47:58,709
‪-马!
‪-为什么每次都是往下跳?

818
00:47:59,751 --> 00:48:01,543
‪早就说过了 你会想要翅膀的

819
00:48:13,418 --> 00:48:16,084
‪-好吧 太恶心了
‪-我知道!

820
00:48:22,209 --> 00:48:24,168
‪这不是金童吗?

821
00:48:25,959 --> 00:48:28,751
‪-就是这只水獭咬了我!
‪-嗯 我明白你的困惑了

822
00:48:28,834 --> 00:48:30,793
‪它的尾巴像河獭 但带蹼的后足...

823
00:48:32,959 --> 00:48:36,584
‪你心里有过我吗?
‪还是说一切都是谎言?

824
00:48:36,668 --> 00:48:39,876
‪谎言?你还有脸说
‪你整天跟妖怪在一起!

825
00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:43,918
‪不许叫她妖怪!
‪她聪明、善良 还很成熟

826
00:48:44,001 --> 00:48:46,376
‪那家伙尿在盔甲里了!
‪他尿在盔甲里了!

827
00:48:46,459 --> 00:48:48,626
‪而且她不像你 她力挺我

828
00:48:48,709 --> 00:48:50,459
‪你跟我说的话全都是骗我!

829
00:48:50,543 --> 00:48:52,918
‪骗你的人是院长!

830
00:48:53,501 --> 00:48:56,126
‪怎么?你现在还要杀我吗?

831
00:48:56,209 --> 00:48:57,209
‪你这样想吗?

832
00:49:01,251 --> 00:49:02,918
‪那你完全不了解我

833
00:49:10,501 --> 00:49:14,251
‪嗯 现在我要痛扁你的脸了

834
00:49:15,543 --> 00:49:18,459
‪我不是医生
‪但这个石膏看起来很好吃

835
00:49:20,209 --> 00:49:21,043
‪老大?

836
00:49:28,834 --> 00:49:30,293
‪这就觉得疼了?

837
00:49:30,376 --> 00:49:32,876
‪等着瞧我们怎么对付你的妖怪宠物吧

838
00:49:35,959 --> 00:49:37,668
‪不 别伤害她!

839
00:49:43,334 --> 00:49:45,668
‪脆脆球!等等 什么?

840
00:49:45,751 --> 00:49:47,043
‪希望你们带了牛奶

841
00:49:47,626 --> 00:49:48,918
‪不!

842
00:49:52,084 --> 00:49:53,584
‪等等!不!

843
00:49:58,543 --> 00:49:59,459
‪什么?

844
00:50:07,001 --> 00:50:09,126
‪妖怪袭击

845
00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:11,043
‪立刻寻找庇护所

846
00:50:13,793 --> 00:50:14,959
‪没关系

847
00:50:18,376 --> 00:50:19,834
‪妖怪

848
00:50:22,293 --> 00:50:24,543
‪妖怪袭击

849
00:50:24,626 --> 00:50:26,251
‪立刻寻找庇护所

850
00:50:28,626 --> 00:50:29,459
‪是她!

851
00:50:30,293 --> 00:50:31,418
‪接到你了 孩子!

852
00:50:42,376 --> 00:50:44,376
‪-你没事吧?
‪-我不想谈这个

853
00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:47,126
‪-我知道你有事
‪-我说了我不想谈!

854
00:50:47,209 --> 00:50:48,543
‪嘿 我只是想帮你

855
00:50:48,626 --> 00:50:50,084
‪我不需要你帮!

856
00:50:59,918 --> 00:51:02,334
‪你见到那个小女孩看我的眼神了吗?

857
00:51:03,959 --> 00:51:04,834
‪孩子们

858
00:51:05,751 --> 00:51:06,918
‪小孩子

859
00:51:08,418 --> 00:51:11,251
‪他们从小就相信 只要拔剑刺穿

860
00:51:11,334 --> 00:51:14,751
‪任何异类的心脏 他们就能成为英雄

861
00:51:16,459 --> 00:51:17,876
‪我反倒成了妖怪?

862
00:51:23,043 --> 00:51:24,709
‪我不知道哪一样更可怕

863
00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:32,918
‪是这个王国的所有人
‪都想一剑刺穿我的心脏呢...

864
00:51:36,168 --> 00:51:37,459
‪还是有时候

865
00:51:38,626 --> 00:51:39,876
‪我宁愿被他们刺穿心脏

866
00:51:44,251 --> 00:51:45,876
‪得送你离开这里

867
00:51:47,126 --> 00:51:48,293
‪我们翻过那道围墙

868
00:51:48,376 --> 00:51:51,418
‪一直走 直到找到安全的地方

869
00:51:51,501 --> 00:51:53,251
‪好吧 我们一起走

870
00:51:54,043 --> 00:51:54,876
‪一起?

871
00:51:54,959 --> 00:51:59,001
‪听着 全被你说对了 学院、围墙...

872
00:52:00,459 --> 00:52:01,459
‪安布罗修斯

873
00:52:04,626 --> 00:52:08,126
‪不管我们怎么做
‪都改变不了人们对我们的看法

874
00:52:11,084 --> 00:52:12,709
‪你就改变了对我的看法

875
00:52:17,001 --> 00:52:17,834
‪不是吗?

876
00:52:23,709 --> 00:52:26,043
‪我们不能让院长逍遥法外

877
00:52:26,126 --> 00:52:27,626
‪我们不该被迫逃亡

878
00:52:28,543 --> 00:52:30,334
‪而且我们有言在先

879
00:52:30,418 --> 00:52:33,334
‪我们洗刷你的罪名
‪你就让我做你的助手

880
00:52:33,418 --> 00:52:36,376
‪你不能食言 因为你相信真理和荣誉

881
00:52:36,459 --> 00:52:38,418
‪诸如此类的蠢东西

882
00:52:39,459 --> 00:52:42,084
‪真理和荣誉并不蠢 不过好吧

883
00:52:42,168 --> 00:52:44,293
‪那么你有计划吗?

884
00:52:44,376 --> 00:52:45,626
‪当然有

885
00:52:46,459 --> 00:52:48,418
‪等等等等...

886
00:52:48,959 --> 00:52:50,501
‪我们赢了

887
00:52:53,459 --> 00:52:55,834
‪(保卫我们的生活方式)

888
00:52:58,376 --> 00:53:00,793
‪抱歉 院长现在没空

889
00:53:02,376 --> 00:53:03,376
‪我们得谈谈!

890
00:53:04,334 --> 00:53:05,251
‪私下谈

891
00:53:11,668 --> 00:53:13,418
‪巴利斯特说的是真的吗?

892
00:53:13,959 --> 00:53:18,668
‪他大可以随便说是什么人杀了女王
‪但他偏偏说是你 为什么是你?

893
00:53:20,001 --> 00:53:23,751
‪戈登罗恩爵士 你是效忠于王国

894
00:53:23,834 --> 00:53:26,418
‪还是效忠于一个
‪跟妖怪同流合污的骑士?

895
00:53:27,459 --> 00:53:29,334
‪你是不是换了他的剑?

896
00:53:29,418 --> 00:53:31,043
‪你是不是陷害了他?

897
00:53:31,126 --> 00:53:32,293
‪跟我说实话!

898
00:53:40,709 --> 00:53:44,751
‪从小到大 我经常做同一个恶梦

899
00:53:46,876 --> 00:53:48,709
‪我发现围墙上有一条裂缝

900
00:53:50,084 --> 00:53:51,168
‪我大声叫喊

901
00:53:52,043 --> 00:53:54,834
‪但是没人听

902
00:53:56,626 --> 00:54:00,126
‪那条裂缝越来越大

903
00:54:00,876 --> 00:54:02,709
‪直到围墙倒塌

904
00:54:03,876 --> 00:54:05,459
‪妖怪蜂拥而入

905
00:54:08,126 --> 00:54:11,251
‪我求女王不要质疑葛萝丝的话

906
00:54:11,751 --> 00:54:15,084
‪不要质疑保护了我们一千年的传统

907
00:54:15,751 --> 00:54:17,251
‪但她不听

908
00:54:19,751 --> 00:54:23,834
‪允许巴利斯特成为骑士
‪就是围墙上的第一条裂缝

909
00:54:26,376 --> 00:54:27,293
‪而现在

910
00:54:28,334 --> 00:54:30,293
‪妖怪进了王国

911
00:54:30,834 --> 00:54:31,959
‪那是...

912
00:54:33,709 --> 00:54:35,501
‪对不起 安布罗修斯

913
00:54:49,751 --> 00:54:52,751
‪所以没错 我陷害了巴利斯特

914
00:54:53,626 --> 00:54:54,751
‪我杀了女王

915
00:54:58,793 --> 00:55:01,918
‪葛萝丝曾不惜一切代价
‪将妖怪挡在墙外

916
00:55:05,918 --> 00:55:07,001
‪我也会的

917
00:55:23,418 --> 00:55:25,126
‪愿葛萝丝宽恕你

918
00:55:26,918 --> 00:55:29,876
‪所以没错 我陷害了巴利斯特

919
00:55:29,959 --> 00:55:31,376
‪我杀了女王

920
00:55:31,459 --> 00:55:33,793
‪好想马上让国人看到这一幕

921
00:55:33,876 --> 00:55:34,959
‪是你

922
00:55:35,043 --> 00:55:37,876
‪嗯 还有我的助手
‪掌声鼓励 女士们先生们

923
00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:42,334
‪我的演技还行吧?
‪我有点担心 最后的...有点浮夸

924
00:55:42,418 --> 00:55:44,959
‪如果你想听听我的看法
‪确实有点浮夸

925
00:55:45,043 --> 00:55:47,126
‪拿奖是没指望了 不过还不错

926
00:55:47,209 --> 00:55:48,376
‪我甚至没上过表演课

927
00:55:48,459 --> 00:55:49,709
‪真的吗?真是没想到

928
00:55:49,793 --> 00:55:52,543
‪一节都没上过
‪对了 别忘了你的剑 老大

929
00:55:52,626 --> 00:55:53,834
‪不用了 让她留着吧

930
00:55:55,043 --> 00:55:56,709
‪我已经不再为她而战了

931
00:55:56,793 --> 00:55:58,459
‪刚才你说我是你的助手

932
00:55:58,543 --> 00:55:59,626
‪我有吗?

933
00:55:59,709 --> 00:56:01,543
‪你说我是你的助手

934
00:56:01,626 --> 00:56:03,293
‪我已经后悔了

935
00:56:03,376 --> 00:56:06,584
‪你说我是你的助手 你说我是...

936
00:56:08,334 --> 00:56:09,501
‪我们得谈谈

937
00:56:10,084 --> 00:56:11,209
‪走开!

938
00:56:12,001 --> 00:56:12,834
‪时机不对?

939
00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:20,126
‪快点!

940
00:56:22,959 --> 00:56:26,251
‪太棒了!我们来遛狗吧

941
00:56:26,334 --> 00:56:27,626
‪八、九、十

942
00:56:27,709 --> 00:56:31,626
‪你进入了魔法森林 那是我的地盘

943
00:56:31,709 --> 00:56:33,584
‪交钱吧 600金币 谢了

944
00:56:33,668 --> 00:56:36,584
‪你乱收过路费
‪我的苏格兰犬是不会交的

945
00:56:36,668 --> 00:56:39,918
‪他召集森林中
‪被压迫的动物 开始反抗

946
00:56:40,793 --> 00:56:42,626
‪松鼠爬上城堡的围墙!

947
00:56:43,418 --> 00:56:47,209
‪狗熊撞倒大门!让混乱到来吧!

948
00:56:55,626 --> 00:56:57,709
‪-我还是要收600金币
‪-什么?

949
00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:04,126
‪你没说过你会喷火

950
00:57:08,084 --> 00:57:10,459
‪帅 三局两胜怎么样?

951
00:57:13,459 --> 00:57:14,293
‪怎么了?

952
00:57:15,334 --> 00:57:16,334
‪没什么

953
00:57:19,793 --> 00:57:21,209
‪嘿 你看

954
00:57:21,293 --> 00:57:22,626
‪(观看次数 198160)

955
00:57:22,709 --> 00:57:25,043
‪哇!100...500...30000...

956
00:57:25,126 --> 00:57:28,584
‪75...整个王国的人都在看

957
00:57:28,668 --> 00:57:31,501
‪好吧 我猜只剩下一个问题了

958
00:57:31,584 --> 00:57:32,709
‪什么问题?

959
00:57:33,334 --> 00:57:34,709
‪鲨鱼会跳舞吗?

960
00:57:34,793 --> 00:57:36,501
‪鲨鱼会跳舞吗?

961
00:57:38,334 --> 00:57:39,293
‪看好了

962
00:57:46,751 --> 00:57:49,626
‪妖怪袭击的余波尚未散去
‪王国再次遭遇震撼弹

963
00:57:49,709 --> 00:57:53,793
‪院长在一段新的视频中
‪做出了让人惊掉大牙的招供

964
00:57:53,876 --> 00:57:56,584
‪我陷害了巴利斯特 我杀了女王

965
00:57:56,668 --> 00:57:57,668
‪(观看次数 1068200)

966
00:57:57,751 --> 00:58:00,543
‪我陷害了巴利斯特 我杀了女王

967
00:58:12,334 --> 00:58:14,168
‪(打倒学院!谁是真正的坏蛋?)

968
00:58:14,251 --> 00:58:17,084
‪我陷害了巴利斯特 我杀了女王

969
00:58:19,418 --> 00:58:20,626
‪(女王遇害)

970
00:58:26,084 --> 00:58:27,126
‪我杀了女王

971
00:58:29,001 --> 00:58:30,584
‪还有一个问题

972
00:58:30,668 --> 00:58:32,459
‪谁才是真正的坏蛋?

973
00:58:39,751 --> 00:58:41,584
‪把院长交出来!

974
00:58:45,709 --> 00:58:47,209
‪(坏蛋)

975
00:58:48,834 --> 00:58:50,876
‪(真正的坏蛋)

976
00:58:58,168 --> 00:58:59,459
‪-跟我来
‪-是 长官

977
00:59:02,418 --> 00:59:03,543
‪院长!

978
00:59:14,876 --> 00:59:18,376
‪你被捕了 罪名是谋杀女王和...

979
00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:21,751
‪安布罗修斯 这解释了一切

980
00:59:29,001 --> 00:59:31,626
‪僵尸是长生不死之身 杀不死

981
00:59:31,709 --> 00:59:33,418
‪万一他们找上门来怎么办?

982
00:59:38,459 --> 00:59:43,251
‪没想到我会这么说
‪我还挺同情这些僵尸的

983
00:59:56,709 --> 00:59:58,293
‪-住手 不要
‪-嘿

984
00:59:59,168 --> 01:00:00,126
‪嘿

985
01:00:00,209 --> 01:00:01,834
‪没事 你很安全

986
01:00:02,626 --> 01:00:04,293
‪-我们在家里
‪-家?

987
01:00:09,876 --> 01:00:11,168
‪我喜欢这里

988
01:00:12,084 --> 01:00:14,168
‪我们在这里永远住下去吧

989
01:00:28,168 --> 01:00:29,959
‪(戈登罗恩 出来吃玉米片吧?)

990
01:00:35,834 --> 01:00:37,876
‪(角蛇餐厅)

991
01:00:49,001 --> 01:00:50,793
‪-给你30秒
‪-30秒?

992
01:00:50,876 --> 01:00:53,168
‪-比你给我的时间长多了
‪-我是来救你的

993
01:00:53,251 --> 01:00:55,959
‪-你简直是满口胡...
‪-嘿 两位吃点什么?

994
01:00:56,043 --> 01:00:57,251
‪-玉米片!
‪-玉米片!

995
01:00:57,959 --> 01:00:58,793
‪谢谢

996
01:00:59,501 --> 01:01:01,043
‪不要橄榄

997
01:01:01,126 --> 01:01:02,543
‪他对橄榄过敏

998
01:01:02,626 --> 01:01:05,626
‪巴尔 如果不是事关重大
‪我也不会来了

999
01:01:05,709 --> 01:01:07,918
‪要是你当初帮我说话
‪我也不会落到这步田地

1000
01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:08,959
‪这不公平

1001
01:01:09,043 --> 01:01:11,043
‪-我们完了 她也完了
‪-现在是学院直播

1002
01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:14,001
‪-我有事要告诉你
‪-嘿 调大声点

1003
01:01:14,084 --> 01:01:18,084
{\an8}‪王国的公民们
‪那段视频中的人不是我

1004
01:01:18,626 --> 01:01:22,876
{\an8}‪我知道她长得像我
‪说话也像我 但她不是我

1005
01:01:23,418 --> 01:01:28,126
{\an8}‪是那个妖怪
‪与杀害女王的真凶巴利斯特的奸计

1006
01:01:28,626 --> 01:01:30,251
{\an8}‪他们想欺骗大家

1007
01:01:30,334 --> 01:01:31,668
{\an8}‪撒谎

1008
01:01:31,751 --> 01:01:34,668
{\an8}‪我们受到了袭击 敌人能够任意变形

1009
01:01:34,751 --> 01:01:36,334
{\an8}‪能够变成任何人

1010
01:01:36,418 --> 01:01:39,751
{\an8}‪你的配偶 你的孩子 你最好的朋友

1011
01:01:39,834 --> 01:01:41,668
‪坐在你旁边的人

1012
01:01:42,168 --> 01:01:43,793
‪没有人是安全的

1013
01:01:43,876 --> 01:01:48,334
‪只要那个恶人和妖怪还在

1014
01:01:48,418 --> 01:01:50,043
‪她在歪曲事实

1015
01:01:50,543 --> 01:01:52,834
‪安布罗修斯 恶人不是我

1016
01:01:52,918 --> 01:01:53,751
‪我知道

1017
01:01:54,709 --> 01:01:55,793
‪我知道

1018
01:01:57,709 --> 01:01:58,668
‪我相信你

1019
01:02:02,001 --> 01:02:02,834
‪我...

1020
01:02:04,043 --> 01:02:05,043
‪对不起

1021
01:02:06,001 --> 01:02:08,459
‪为了发生的一切

1022
01:02:09,626 --> 01:02:11,293
‪为了你的胳膊

1023
01:02:14,918 --> 01:02:16,543
‪她蒙骗了你

1024
01:02:17,209 --> 01:02:19,751
‪她蒙骗了我们

1025
01:02:20,543 --> 01:02:24,543
‪但你我联手 我们就能打垮她
‪向国人证明真相

1026
01:02:26,001 --> 01:02:27,293
‪你将再次成为骑士

1027
01:02:29,584 --> 01:02:32,543
‪谢谢 决不能让院长逃脱...

1028
01:02:32,626 --> 01:02:33,668
‪院长?

1029
01:02:36,084 --> 01:02:39,918
‪巴尔 我说的是你的助手

1030
01:02:40,001 --> 01:02:42,043
‪你中了你助手的圈套

1031
01:02:42,126 --> 01:02:42,959
‪什么?

1032
01:02:43,043 --> 01:02:45,376
‪这都是她的奸计

1033
01:02:45,918 --> 01:02:46,876
‪整件事

1034
01:02:48,168 --> 01:02:50,168
‪她很邪恶 巴尔

1035
01:02:50,251 --> 01:02:51,793
‪邪恶?

1036
01:02:51,876 --> 01:02:55,459
‪不 你错了 我们全搞错了

1037
01:02:55,543 --> 01:02:58,543
‪全搞错了?那这个怎么解释?

1038
01:02:58,626 --> 01:03:02,043
‪这个卷轴在学院保险库放了一千年了

1039
01:03:04,293 --> 01:03:05,376
‪看看吧

1040
01:03:06,876 --> 01:03:08,834
‪是她 巴尔

1041
01:03:09,543 --> 01:03:11,876
‪她是被葛萝丝打败的妖怪

1042
01:03:12,751 --> 01:03:14,751
‪她回来是为完成未竟之事

1043
01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:17,209
‪她在利用你达成目的

1044
01:03:17,293 --> 01:03:19,543
‪但她是我的朋友

1045
01:03:19,626 --> 01:03:21,043
‪我们不只是朋友 不是吗?

1046
01:03:21,793 --> 01:03:24,668
‪我们可以杀死这个妖怪
‪我们可以回到从前

1047
01:03:24,751 --> 01:03:26,334
‪-我不该来
‪-巴尔 拜托了

1048
01:03:26,418 --> 01:03:29,084
‪-不 我不能这样做 我走了!
‪-听我说!

1049
01:03:29,168 --> 01:03:31,209
‪她在利用你毁灭王国!

1050
01:03:31,293 --> 01:03:32,751
‪-你清楚她的真面目
‪-别说了!

1051
01:03:32,834 --> 01:03:36,668
‪-为什么不肯承认?你有危险!
‪-为什么要缠着我?

1052
01:03:41,209 --> 01:03:42,459
‪因为我爱你

1053
01:04:06,376 --> 01:04:11,293
‪好久没睡过这样的好觉了

1054
01:04:14,376 --> 01:04:16,501
‪你干嘛披着斗篷?

1055
01:04:19,959 --> 01:04:20,876
‪这是你吗?

1056
01:04:21,918 --> 01:04:25,126
‪你从哪儿得到的?你一直在跟谁说...

1057
01:04:25,209 --> 01:04:26,626
‪告诉我这不是你

1058
01:04:27,793 --> 01:04:29,834
‪你觉得我会做这种事吗?

1059
01:04:29,918 --> 01:04:31,418
‪我是那种人吗?

1060
01:04:31,501 --> 01:04:32,459
‪我不知道

1061
01:04:32,543 --> 01:04:35,793
‪是你让我不要相信任何人
‪让我质疑一切

1062
01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:37,584
‪没错!包括现在这件事

1063
01:04:37,668 --> 01:04:40,751
‪想想我们一起经历的那些事

1064
01:04:40,834 --> 01:04:42,876
‪我正在想我们一起做过的那些事

1065
01:04:42,959 --> 01:04:47,501
‪越狱、偷车、绑架、操控别人

1066
01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:48,584
‪我是在帮你

1067
01:04:48,668 --> 01:04:51,418
‪你在利用我!
‪你想让大家把我当成坏人

1068
01:04:51,501 --> 01:04:53,334
‪这样大家就不是只讨厌你了

1069
01:04:54,626 --> 01:04:57,293
‪因为你不是助手 你是个...

1070
01:04:57,376 --> 01:05:00,001
‪什么?我是什么?

1071
01:05:00,084 --> 01:05:01,751
‪你知道你是什么

1072
01:05:01,834 --> 01:05:03,584
‪不 我想听你说出来

1073
01:05:05,584 --> 01:05:06,876
‪来吧 说出来

1074
01:05:07,876 --> 01:05:08,959
‪说啊!

1075
01:05:09,043 --> 01:05:10,334
‪说我是个妖...

1076
01:05:16,043 --> 01:05:18,543
‪-我...
‪-包围这里 你们两个跟我来

1077
01:05:24,959 --> 01:05:26,334
‪你的门坏了

1078
01:08:49,751 --> 01:08:53,001
‪-退后!
‪-不!住手!她是我的朋友!

1079
01:08:53,084 --> 01:08:54,376
‪她是妖怪

1080
01:09:02,209 --> 01:09:03,251
‪围住它!

1081
01:09:15,209 --> 01:09:16,043
‪不!

1082
01:09:46,418 --> 01:09:47,293
‪葛萝丝

1083
01:09:49,251 --> 01:09:50,751
‪葛萝丝!过来!

1084
01:09:52,709 --> 01:09:53,584
‪葛萝丝...

1085
01:09:57,626 --> 01:10:00,876
‪滚回你的暗影中去吧

1086
01:10:17,626 --> 01:10:19,126
‪-你是什么?
‪-妖怪

1087
01:10:19,209 --> 01:10:20,668
‪你是人类吗?

1088
01:10:20,751 --> 01:10:21,876
‪做个女孩就好

1089
01:10:21,959 --> 01:10:23,959
‪这里没有你的容身之地!

1090
01:10:24,043 --> 01:10:25,584
‪-别对我撒谎!
‪-她是妖怪

1091
01:10:25,668 --> 01:10:26,793
‪你不希望自己正常吗?

1092
01:10:26,876 --> 01:10:28,834
‪滚回你的暗影中去吧

1093
01:10:28,918 --> 01:10:30,334
‪你很不对劲 你是什么?

1094
01:10:30,418 --> 01:10:32,334
‪-妖怪!
‪-你知道你是什么!

1095
01:10:37,043 --> 01:10:39,501
‪你引妖入室

1096
01:10:40,626 --> 01:10:43,084
‪你应该待在贫民窟的 你属于那里

1097
01:10:43,168 --> 01:10:44,418
‪快说 它在哪里?

1098
01:10:47,209 --> 01:10:50,751
‪你感觉到了吗?我感觉整个地方在...

1099
01:10:58,584 --> 01:10:59,418
‪不

1100
01:11:07,293 --> 01:11:10,459
‪它奔城里去了 通知学院

1101
01:11:10,543 --> 01:11:11,793
‪还有你

1102
01:11:11,876 --> 01:11:15,793
‪如果那东西毁了王国
‪这笔账算在你头上 兄弟

1103
01:11:16,543 --> 01:11:17,459
‪我们走!

1104
01:11:27,709 --> 01:11:29,751
‪夫人 撒迪厄斯爵士发来报告

1105
01:11:29,834 --> 01:11:31,168
‪然后呢?说什么?

1106
01:11:38,334 --> 01:11:40,043
‪-那是什么?
‪-怎么回事?

1107
01:11:41,501 --> 01:11:43,459
‪在A大道到F大道设置路障

1108
01:11:43,543 --> 01:11:46,501
‪疏散街上的人 这些人有危险

1109
01:12:10,168 --> 01:12:11,209
‪开始了

1110
01:12:12,126 --> 01:12:15,709
‪拉响警报!所有武器朝它开火

1111
01:12:17,459 --> 01:12:19,501
‪妖怪袭击

1112
01:12:19,584 --> 01:12:20,959
‪这不是测试

1113
01:12:21,584 --> 01:12:23,584
‪妖怪袭击

1114
01:12:23,668 --> 01:12:25,376
‪这不是测试

1115
01:12:25,459 --> 01:12:27,751
‪妖怪袭击

1116
01:12:29,418 --> 01:12:30,918
‪是那个妖怪!

1117
01:12:36,334 --> 01:12:37,543
‪所有人镇定

1118
01:12:51,126 --> 01:12:52,209
‪无人机出击

1119
01:13:05,668 --> 01:13:06,543
‪小心!

1120
01:13:08,626 --> 01:13:09,668
‪你没事了

1121
01:13:10,251 --> 01:13:14,084
‪嘿 戈登 让你见识一下
‪真正的骑士是怎么杀怪的

1122
01:13:14,668 --> 01:13:16,168
‪好了 屠妖者

1123
01:13:16,251 --> 01:13:19,251
‪我们来发射飞镖 击碎敌人的心脏吧

1124
01:13:19,334 --> 01:13:21,709
‪我要成为英雄了

1125
01:13:26,376 --> 01:13:27,668
‪让开!

1126
01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:30,918
‪我们需要火力增援!
‪这东西会杀光我们!

1127
01:13:31,001 --> 01:13:32,168
‪小心!

1128
01:13:33,959 --> 01:13:35,876
‪-击掌!
‪-兄弟

1129
01:13:37,376 --> 01:13:38,334
‪闪开!

1130
01:13:43,334 --> 01:13:44,459
‪送我去围墙那里

1131
01:13:45,293 --> 01:13:50,043
‪妖怪袭击

1132
01:14:05,168 --> 01:14:06,251
‪我做了什么?

1133
01:14:15,543 --> 01:14:18,334
‪让你成为英雄的游戏

1134
01:14:18,418 --> 01:14:19,543
‪我杀了一个妖怪!

1135
01:14:19,626 --> 01:14:20,793
‪我杀了两个!

1136
01:14:31,293 --> 01:14:33,084
‪(妖怪 警报)

1137
01:14:33,168 --> 01:14:34,501
‪快点 走了

1138
01:14:34,584 --> 01:14:35,418
‪救命!

1139
01:14:35,501 --> 01:14:37,043
‪别让他们停下 带大家去地下

1140
01:14:37,126 --> 01:14:38,168
‪是 长官

1141
01:14:38,251 --> 01:14:39,168
‪巴尔?

1142
01:14:39,834 --> 01:14:41,876
‪-巴尔!
‪-别管孩子了 走吧

1143
01:14:46,293 --> 01:14:48,126
‪-快跑!
‪-快点!

1144
01:14:51,501 --> 01:14:53,126
‪开什么玩笑?

1145
01:14:53,209 --> 01:14:56,209
‪夫人 有人掉转炮口 对准了王国内部

1146
01:14:56,293 --> 01:14:58,793
‪嗯 我知道 是我下的命令

1147
01:14:59,293 --> 01:15:01,834
‪但是一旦开炮 会炸毁半个城市

1148
01:15:01,918 --> 01:15:04,168
‪会有无辜的人因此丧命

1149
01:15:04,251 --> 01:15:06,501
‪-妖怪也会丧命
‪-但是...

1150
01:15:10,959 --> 01:15:12,084
‪我们在做什么?

1151
01:15:40,459 --> 01:15:42,459
‪(妖怪袭击!寻找庇护所!)

1152
01:16:04,668 --> 01:16:06,251
‪你不属于这里!

1153
01:16:08,959 --> 01:16:10,626
‪我不知道哪一样更可怕

1154
01:16:11,626 --> 01:16:16,459
‪是这个王国的所有人
‪都想一剑刺穿我的心脏呢...

1155
01:16:24,918 --> 01:16:26,293
‪还是有时候<i>‪...</i>

1156
01:16:27,876 --> 01:16:29,251
‪我宁愿被他们刺穿心脏

1157
01:17:49,418 --> 01:17:50,501
‪对不起

1158
01:17:54,334 --> 01:17:55,418
‪对不起

1159
01:17:59,126 --> 01:18:00,959
‪我明白你的心了 妮莫娜

1160
01:18:06,001 --> 01:18:07,251
‪你并不孤单

1161
01:18:45,418 --> 01:18:46,626
‪开炮

1162
01:18:48,043 --> 01:18:48,876
‪消灭它

1163
01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:51,793
‪-我叫你们开...
‪-不!

1164
01:18:53,626 --> 01:18:54,543
‪结束了

1165
01:18:55,918 --> 01:18:59,001
‪它在愚弄你 愚弄你们所有人!

1166
01:18:59,584 --> 01:19:03,418
‪你看不出来吗?
‪这正是它想要的 让我们放松戒备!

1167
01:19:04,584 --> 01:19:07,584
‪我看穿了它的诡计 葛萝丝也是!

1168
01:19:08,209 --> 01:19:10,834
‪那个妖怪威胁到了我们的生活方式!

1169
01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:12,418
‪要是我们错了呢?

1170
01:19:16,501 --> 01:19:19,043
‪要是我们一直以来都错了呢?

1171
01:19:38,668 --> 01:19:39,501
‪不!

1172
01:19:40,668 --> 01:19:41,501
‪不!

1173
01:19:50,168 --> 01:19:51,168
‪快走!

1174
01:19:51,876 --> 01:19:53,876
‪那门大炮会杀死所有人

1175
01:19:58,709 --> 01:19:59,543
‪嘿 老大

1176
01:20:00,876 --> 01:20:04,376
‪我马上回来 我去搞点破坏

1177
01:20:04,459 --> 01:20:07,543
‪-等等 妮莫娜 你干什...
‪-是时候改写这个故事了

1178
01:20:07,626 --> 01:20:09,626
‪妮莫娜!

1179
01:20:25,501 --> 01:20:27,959
‪滚回你的暗影中去吧!

1180
01:20:45,209 --> 01:20:46,209
‪妮莫娜!

1181
01:20:48,584 --> 01:20:49,543
‪妮莫娜

1182
01:21:03,751 --> 01:21:04,834
‪回来

1183
01:21:08,793 --> 01:21:09,876
‪求你回来吧

1184
01:22:18,001 --> 01:22:21,959
‪有些人得不到我们想要的美满结局...

1185
01:22:25,043 --> 01:22:27,334
‪也许这不是那种王国

1186
01:22:29,084 --> 01:22:31,293
‪也许这不是那种故事

1187
01:22:36,001 --> 01:22:37,043
‪传过来 没人防我

1188
01:23:00,793 --> 01:23:04,084
‪(英雄)

1189
01:23:09,626 --> 01:23:13,043
‪(妮莫娜)

1190
01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:31,293
‪(我们爱妮莫娜)

1191
01:24:15,293 --> 01:24:16,126
{\an8}‪(骗子 凶手)

1192
01:24:17,709 --> 01:24:22,126
‪(我们爱妮莫娜)

1193
01:24:39,126 --> 01:24:40,126
‪嘿 老大

1194
01:24:40,876 --> 01:24:41,709
‪天...

1195
01:24:41,793 --> 01:24:46,334
‪片名:怪物少女妮莫娜

1196
01:25:10,918 --> 01:25:14,418
‪(根据ND·史蒂文森的漫画改编)

1197
01:38:25,293 --> 01:38:30,293
‪字幕翻译:刘波

1198
01:38:44,001 --> 01:38:45,793
‪(如果你或你认识的人陷入困境)

1199
01:38:45,876 --> 01:38:48,876
‪(可从以下网站获得信息和资源
‪www.wannatalkaboutit.com)