1 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:12,180 [soft tense music] 2 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:14,098 - We need to talk. 3 00:00:16,267 --> 00:00:19,520 Nate told me you sprung a leak? 4 00:00:19,562 --> 00:00:21,189 - Uh... 5 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:23,232 we don't--we don't have a leak. 6 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:25,651 - Yeah, he said it was the new pipe I put in. 7 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,070 I can't have that. 8 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:30,782 * * 9 00:00:30,823 --> 00:00:32,158 I insist. 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,078 I gotta stand behind my work, you know? 11 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:37,413 One bad Yelp review, and I'm canceled. 12 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:39,332 Not that you'd ever do that, but, you know, 13 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,626 it's the principle. 14 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:43,753 After you. 15 00:00:43,795 --> 00:00:46,756 [clock ticking] 16 00:00:46,798 --> 00:00:53,721 * * 17 00:01:09,821 --> 00:01:11,823 Okay. 18 00:01:13,199 --> 00:01:16,285 Let's see what we got going on in here. 19 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,791 So, uh, how's work, huh? 20 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:24,585 How's the market? 21 00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:26,337 - Yeah, you know, it's good. 22 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:29,006 It's, uh--everyone's always looking for a bargain. 23 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:30,717 So it's... - Yeah. 24 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,135 - Tough. 25 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:36,514 * * 26 00:01:36,556 --> 00:01:40,101 - Ah, here it is. Yeah, there is a leak. 27 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:42,937 So strange he didn't tell you. 28 00:01:42,979 --> 00:01:45,314 - Well, it's not really-- 29 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:47,859 - You know, in my experience, 30 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,861 husbands don't keep that many things secret 31 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,070 from their wives. 32 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,822 You know? - Hmm. 33 00:01:52,864 --> 00:01:54,282 - Right? 34 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,284 You guys tell each other everything 35 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,453 till death do you part. 36 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,914 Hey, Ava? 37 00:02:05,710 --> 00:02:08,379 How long do you want me to keep this up? 38 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:12,216 - Wh-what? 39 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:15,762 - You're really gonna make me keep looking for the fake leak? 40 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:22,018 * * 41 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:24,729 So... 42 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:29,984 Here's what I think happened. 43 00:02:31,611 --> 00:02:34,238 I think you figured out the whole thing... 44 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:39,744 The booties, the scratches, 45 00:02:39,786 --> 00:02:43,039 Pomona, all of it. 46 00:02:43,081 --> 00:02:47,001 There's no way our sweet Nathan put all that together himself. 47 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:49,712 He's not wired like us. 48 00:02:51,506 --> 00:02:55,301 I think you came up with this...podcast. 49 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,807 - No idea what you're talking about. 50 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:05,520 - Mm-kay. 51 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:08,272 Here's what I'm gonna do... 52 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:13,069 - [gasps] 53 00:03:13,111 --> 00:03:19,325 * * 54 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:23,413 I'm gonna give you... one more chance 55 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:24,705 to tell me the truth. 56 00:03:24,747 --> 00:03:27,291 'Cause if this is gonna work, 57 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:30,294 if we're gonna move forward as partners, 58 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:34,215 there's gotta be trust, am I right? 59 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:36,843 So what's it gonna be? 60 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:41,597 - This is Ava. Leave a message. 61 00:03:41,639 --> 00:03:43,266 [phone beeps] - Hey, it's me again. 62 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:44,976 Just call me when you get this, okay? 63 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,436 He's still not here. 64 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:47,937 I don't know where you are. 65 00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:49,897 Just--just call me. 66 00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:52,358 [pounding on door] 67 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:55,403 [doorbell buzzes] 68 00:03:58,364 --> 00:03:59,699 You're late. 69 00:03:59,741 --> 00:04:01,409 - Yeah. I brought a friend. 70 00:04:01,451 --> 00:04:04,370 [dramatic music] 71 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:10,960 * * 72 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:12,462 - [clears throat] 73 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:15,465 [suspenseful music] 74 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:19,969 * * 75 00:04:20,011 --> 00:04:22,638 Okay, so let's be clear, 76 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,808 if we are gonna do this, no more lies. 77 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:29,062 One of us goes down, we all go down. 78 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,899 And this location? 79 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:33,858 Amateur hour. 80 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:35,651 You got one exit, no escape route, 81 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:37,528 and it's way too loud. 82 00:04:40,031 --> 00:04:41,491 - I don't-- I don't hear anything. 83 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:42,492 - Mm-mm. - Do you? 84 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:43,618 - Mm-mm. - Oh. 85 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:44,911 Do you wanna know what I hear? 86 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,496 - Sure. 87 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,623 - The train station 100 feet away. 88 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,124 The couple talking shit about the traffic. 89 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:51,501 [car horn honks] The meth head mumbling 90 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:52,877 at the dumpster. 91 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:56,506 What if just one of them mentions a street name? 92 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:59,509 Every single second of this podcast 93 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:02,929 is gonna be studied, enhanced. 94 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,806 The cops are gonna hear everything. 95 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:08,017 The SWAT team will be here in 60 seconds. 96 00:05:08,059 --> 00:05:11,604 You guys wanna play murder, you don't half-ass it. 97 00:05:11,646 --> 00:05:12,647 - Mm-mm. - of course. 98 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:15,191 - From now on, we use burners. 99 00:05:15,233 --> 00:05:16,359 - Burners? 100 00:05:16,401 --> 00:05:17,610 - Uh... - Burners. 101 00:05:17,652 --> 00:05:19,362 All right, kids... 102 00:05:19,404 --> 00:05:20,655 rest of today's canceled. 103 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:23,533 I'll find us a new location. 104 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:26,536 Oh, hey, and just a little heads-up, 105 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:29,288 your friends came to see me. 106 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:30,790 You know, the LAPD? 107 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:32,875 - What? - It's all good. 108 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:35,044 I gave them my alibi. They took off. 109 00:05:35,086 --> 00:05:36,671 - What alibi? 110 00:05:36,713 --> 00:05:39,632 - You know, after the bar, we went back to your house. 111 00:05:39,674 --> 00:05:41,926 We got fucked up and watched "Face/Off." 112 00:05:41,968 --> 00:05:43,428 - I'm your alibi? 113 00:05:43,469 --> 00:05:45,555 No, they're-- they're gonna ask me. 114 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:47,223 - It's okay. It's okay. - Yeah. 115 00:05:47,265 --> 00:05:48,599 They are gonna ask you. 116 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:51,227 But we're partners now, right? 117 00:05:51,269 --> 00:05:52,979 Buddy? 118 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,857 You watch my back... 119 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:58,234 and I won't stick a knife in yours. 120 00:05:58,276 --> 00:06:05,199 * * 121 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:15,043 - [grunting] 122 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:19,380 - God, Ava... - [panting] 123 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:20,965 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good. 124 00:06:21,007 --> 00:06:22,967 - Girl's got some rage in her today. 125 00:06:23,009 --> 00:06:25,344 - Tough day, uh-huh. - I like it. 126 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:26,888 Let's go. - Okay, you ready, baby? 127 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:28,556 - [groans] - Oh, I'm ready. 128 00:06:28,598 --> 00:06:31,059 There we go, there we go. [grunts] 129 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:33,436 Nice! Yeah, baby. 130 00:06:33,478 --> 00:06:34,979 Give it to me hard. 131 00:06:35,021 --> 00:06:36,147 - [grunting] - Harder, harder... 132 00:06:36,189 --> 00:06:36,981 - [moans] - Harder! 133 00:06:37,023 --> 00:06:38,816 - Oh, my God. - Come on! 134 00:06:38,858 --> 00:06:40,151 [sighs] - Look how wet we are. 135 00:06:40,193 --> 00:06:41,402 - Oh, my God. You always get me wet... 136 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,862 - You're a little wet. - One way or another. 137 00:06:42,904 --> 00:06:44,113 - [chuckles] - [moans] 138 00:06:44,155 --> 00:06:45,656 - Ooh, that feels nice, doesn't it? 139 00:06:45,698 --> 00:06:47,950 - Mm. [chuckles] - It's hot. 140 00:06:47,992 --> 00:06:49,827 - Stop. [both chuckle] 141 00:06:49,869 --> 00:06:51,245 - I'm gonna get you some electrolytes, okay? 142 00:06:51,287 --> 00:06:53,372 - Okay, thank you, baby. - Ava, electrolytes? 143 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:55,500 - Yeah... - All right. 144 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,835 - [sighs] - Wow. 145 00:06:57,877 --> 00:07:01,506 You guys have some insane chemistry there. 146 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,049 - You have no idea. 147 00:07:03,091 --> 00:07:04,884 - Well... - So speaking of... 148 00:07:04,926 --> 00:07:06,719 [sighs] I don't know. 149 00:07:06,761 --> 00:07:10,056 You and Nathan have had some weird-ass energy lately. 150 00:07:10,098 --> 00:07:13,101 - Nathan and I are just going through some stuff. 151 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:14,560 It's fine. - What, like you're-- 152 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:15,770 - We're totally fine. We really are. 153 00:07:15,812 --> 00:07:17,730 - Okay. - Yeah. 154 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:19,565 - Well, I have something that might cheer you up. 155 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,401 - Hmm? - "Sisters In Crime." 156 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:22,819 New season. - Really? 157 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,570 - Just announced. Dropping Friday. 158 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,781 It's all about the Westside Ripper. 159 00:07:26,823 --> 00:07:30,701 [uneasy music] 160 00:07:30,743 --> 00:07:32,328 - "Sisters In Crime" is huge. 161 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:34,205 If we don't get out before then, we are fucked. 162 00:07:34,247 --> 00:07:36,999 I don't want all of our sacrifices to go to waste 163 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:39,836 because of the fucking Lipinski sisters. 164 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:42,714 We gotta fast-track this, and now. 165 00:07:42,755 --> 00:07:44,382 God, I hate using this phone. 166 00:07:44,424 --> 00:07:45,925 It makes me feel like a criminal. 167 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:47,927 - Yeah, well, at least you're not his alibi. 168 00:07:47,969 --> 00:07:50,304 I mean, I don't wanna lie for a serial killer. 169 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:52,014 I just--I don't wanna do that. 170 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:53,891 - Listen, we'll deal with it when we have to--if we have to. 171 00:07:53,933 --> 00:07:55,309 Maybe they won't even follow up. 172 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:56,853 [phone chimes] 173 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:59,063 Oh, wait. Look, he's ready. 174 00:07:59,105 --> 00:08:01,357 He found a place for tomorrow. 175 00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:03,192 - What kind of place? 176 00:08:03,234 --> 00:08:07,238 * * 177 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,823 How'd you find this? 178 00:08:08,865 --> 00:08:10,825 - I installed a toilet here. 179 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:13,578 The Toto UltraMax single flush. 180 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,329 It's a nice couple. 181 00:08:15,371 --> 00:08:17,206 They're in Mykonos, I think. 182 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:19,667 They're in fashion. 183 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:21,127 - [whispering] Stop, stop. 184 00:08:21,169 --> 00:08:22,420 Don't do that. 185 00:08:22,462 --> 00:08:23,921 [keypad beeping] 186 00:08:23,963 --> 00:08:26,507 They gave you the code? - Eh, don't ask. 187 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,426 [garage door creaks] 188 00:08:28,468 --> 00:08:35,600 * * 189 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:38,394 - Holy shit. - Yeah, no one's gonna bug us. 190 00:08:38,436 --> 00:08:40,563 We're good. 191 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:43,107 - Wow. Um, okay, that's great. 192 00:08:43,149 --> 00:08:44,233 This is good. - It's so clean. 193 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:45,693 - So we should probably-- we gotta move 194 00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:47,070 because we only have a few days. 195 00:08:47,111 --> 00:08:49,447 - Guys, guys, I don't care about "Sisters In Crime." 196 00:08:49,489 --> 00:08:50,740 All right? They're hacks. 197 00:08:50,782 --> 00:08:52,450 The audience is gonna smell it a mile away. 198 00:08:52,492 --> 00:08:56,287 We don't need to be first. We just need to be better. 199 00:08:56,329 --> 00:08:57,663 All right. 200 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,415 [clears throat] - Um... 201 00:08:59,457 --> 00:09:01,250 where's my gear? 202 00:09:01,292 --> 00:09:02,293 - Oh, I upgraded. 203 00:09:02,335 --> 00:09:03,961 Look, you guys wanna half-ass this 204 00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:05,755 like everything else you do, that's fine. 205 00:09:05,797 --> 00:09:08,883 Me, when I do something, I wanna do it properly. 206 00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:13,304 So before we start, let's talk marketing. 207 00:09:13,346 --> 00:09:16,349 Like, if we can't reveal who we are, 208 00:09:16,391 --> 00:09:17,683 how do we sell this? 209 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,310 - Well, you know, no one ever went broke 210 00:09:19,352 --> 00:09:21,646 betting on America's obsession with murder, so... 211 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:24,440 plus we have a really good title. 212 00:09:24,482 --> 00:09:28,486 It's "Interview with a Serial Killer." 213 00:09:28,528 --> 00:09:30,154 - Boom. - Oh. 214 00:09:30,196 --> 00:09:31,322 - She--that was her. - [chuckles] 215 00:09:31,364 --> 00:09:32,907 - Yeah. - It was--it was great. 216 00:09:32,949 --> 00:09:34,283 - Okay, but guys? 217 00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:37,203 I actually had a really exciting idea on that. 218 00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:39,372 What about... 219 00:09:39,414 --> 00:09:41,165 "Based on a True Story"? 220 00:09:41,207 --> 00:09:43,543 - [clicks tongue] - People love that shit. 221 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:46,504 It could be the ultimate true crime podcast, all right? 222 00:09:46,546 --> 00:09:48,965 And we could even make a universe out of it. 223 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:50,341 - A what? - A universe. 224 00:09:50,383 --> 00:09:52,635 Like, "Based on a True Story: Miami," 225 00:09:52,677 --> 00:09:53,886 "Based on a True Story: Atlanta." 226 00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:56,055 Just like the housewives. 227 00:09:56,097 --> 00:09:57,181 - Wow. 228 00:09:57,223 --> 00:09:59,058 - We do a serial killer in each city. 229 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,893 - You know, here's what I think. 230 00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:04,439 Maybe we just try and, like, master this first 231 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:07,191 before we start talkin' spin-offs and, you know... 232 00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:08,693 - Okay, yeah. But you know what? 233 00:10:08,735 --> 00:10:10,445 For later, we could, uh-- 234 00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:12,613 we could do something really cool with the subtitle. 235 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:16,159 "Based on a True Story: The Westside Ripper Speaks." 236 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,869 You know, just, like, uh, I don't know, 237 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:19,996 "Top Gun: Maverick." 238 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:21,289 - Yeah, no, it's-- 239 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,875 it's totally like "Top Gun: Maverick." 240 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,710 - Great, okay. Well, look, let's sit. 241 00:10:25,752 --> 00:10:26,878 [clears throat] 242 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,129 - We're gonna use a voice filter. 243 00:10:28,171 --> 00:10:29,630 We'll add that in. - Okay. 244 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:32,216 And, uh, who do we say you are? 245 00:10:32,258 --> 00:10:34,010 I mean, you're interviewing me, right? 246 00:10:34,052 --> 00:10:37,472 - We're not gonna reveal who we are or how we know you. 247 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:38,598 That's part of the sell. 248 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:39,724 We're gonna give details each week 249 00:10:39,766 --> 00:10:42,018 only the killer knows. 250 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:43,770 Um, and, you know, 251 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,438 it's gonna create a lot of buzz. 252 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,732 People are gonna go crazy for more info. 253 00:10:47,774 --> 00:10:49,734 - Yeah, okay. Great, great. 254 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:51,944 [inhales deeply] 255 00:10:51,986 --> 00:10:53,362 Let's do this. 256 00:10:55,031 --> 00:10:56,365 - [clears throat] 257 00:10:58,159 --> 00:10:59,243 - [sighs] 258 00:10:59,285 --> 00:11:00,912 - Let's start from the beginning. 259 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:02,371 - Recording. 260 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:05,333 [eerie music] 261 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:08,419 * * 262 00:11:08,461 --> 00:11:10,338 - Who are you? 263 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:13,091 * * 264 00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:15,927 - I'm the Westside Ripper. 265 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,845 I've killed seven women 266 00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:21,682 that the police are aware of... 267 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,935 and at least 20 more. 268 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:26,938 [dramatic music] 269 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:31,150 * * 270 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:34,612 I was so young. 18. 271 00:11:34,654 --> 00:11:36,823 She was my first. 272 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:39,242 But from that day on, I just... 273 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,577 fell in love with it. 274 00:11:43,663 --> 00:11:45,331 - That's fuckin' nuts. 275 00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:46,499 - I know. It is. 276 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:47,708 The planning, the details. 277 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,211 No wonder why no one can catch him. 278 00:11:50,253 --> 00:11:52,797 - You really think there's 20 more bodies? 279 00:11:52,839 --> 00:11:54,382 - God, I don't know. 280 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:56,676 All these creeps have, like, a weird competition 281 00:11:56,718 --> 00:11:58,010 with each other, you know? 282 00:11:58,052 --> 00:12:00,221 They wanna be in the Bundy Club, 30 plus. 283 00:12:01,806 --> 00:12:03,015 I think people are gonna go nuts 284 00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:05,393 when they hear this. 285 00:12:05,435 --> 00:12:07,353 - Yeah. 286 00:12:21,284 --> 00:12:23,035 - Hey. 287 00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:26,914 - Hey, what are you doing here? You can't come here. 288 00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:28,499 - Well, if you answered your texts, 289 00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:29,959 then I wouldn't have to be here. 290 00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:31,669 And I had to put my kid in the Fun Zone 291 00:12:31,711 --> 00:12:34,338 just so me and you could have a little talk. 292 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:36,549 - Okay. What are we talkin' about? 293 00:12:36,591 --> 00:12:38,926 - I got some exciting news. 294 00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:40,344 I made a new cut. 295 00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:42,096 - A new what? 296 00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:43,973 - A new cut of the podcast. 297 00:12:44,015 --> 00:12:45,558 - You made your own cut? 298 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,517 - I listened to yours, 299 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:49,479 and, honestly... I didn't love it. 300 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,439 - Really? We think it's really great. 301 00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:53,399 - The ending just doesn't work, all right? 302 00:12:53,441 --> 00:12:54,484 Or the beginning. 303 00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,069 And Uncle Stan? That music-- 304 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:59,363 look, it just doesn't sound authentic. 305 00:12:59,405 --> 00:13:02,158 - Okay. Um, I gotta tell you, 306 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,243 we've done tons of research. 307 00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:06,746 And we're listened to hundreds of true crime-- 308 00:13:06,788 --> 00:13:09,290 - Yeah, but have you ever actually killed anyone? 309 00:13:09,332 --> 00:13:10,458 - Are you fucking kidding me? 310 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,918 You can't come to the Beverly Club 311 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,378 and talk about killing people. 312 00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:15,630 - You don't have any lived experience. 313 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:16,881 - [sighs] - All right? 314 00:13:16,923 --> 00:13:18,132 It just doesn't feel real. 315 00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:19,467 - Let me tell you something. 316 00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:22,929 We know what we're doing, and you need to trust us. 317 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,555 - Why? - Why? 318 00:13:24,597 --> 00:13:26,849 - Yeah, why? Why do I need to trust you? 319 00:13:26,891 --> 00:13:28,059 This is my story. 320 00:13:28,101 --> 00:13:30,228 I'm trying to protect my brand. 321 00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:32,063 And you keep wasting time 322 00:13:32,105 --> 00:13:33,189 cutting to these other characters. 323 00:13:33,231 --> 00:13:34,816 - They're good characters. 324 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:35,900 - Nobody cares. - Okay. 325 00:13:35,942 --> 00:13:37,193 - You know what they do care about? 326 00:13:37,235 --> 00:13:39,529 Me. They care about me. 327 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:40,905 Anytime you cut away to the cops 328 00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:42,073 or the victim's family, 329 00:13:42,115 --> 00:13:43,282 they're just gonna fast-forward 330 00:13:43,324 --> 00:13:45,076 till they get to the serial killer shit. 331 00:13:45,118 --> 00:13:47,495 So let's just... just give 'em what they want. 332 00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:50,206 - You don't have final cut of the podcast. 333 00:13:50,248 --> 00:13:52,542 Do you understand that? 334 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,043 - I'm gonna send it to you, all right? 335 00:13:54,085 --> 00:13:55,128 Just take a listen. 336 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,754 It's all a discussion. 337 00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:58,423 I hope Ava loves it. 338 00:13:58,464 --> 00:14:00,466 Oh, and Nathan? - Yeah. 339 00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:03,094 - You missed one. 340 00:14:03,136 --> 00:14:10,268 * * 341 00:14:12,979 --> 00:14:14,230 - Petrificus Totalus! 342 00:14:14,272 --> 00:14:16,482 - Tarantallegra! - Wingardium Leviosa! 343 00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:19,360 - Tarantallegra! - Petrificus Totalus! 344 00:14:19,402 --> 00:14:21,279 - Flipendo! - Flipendo! 345 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,989 - Hey, Ollie. Ready to go? 346 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,824 - Please? Five more minutes. 347 00:14:24,866 --> 00:14:27,618 - Aw, buddy. - This is my new friend, Gabby. 348 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,953 - Oh, hey, Gabby. 349 00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:31,289 I, uh--hey, I got something for you. 350 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,416 - This a spoon? Expelliarmus! 351 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,252 - Flipendo! - Oh, you got me! 352 00:14:36,294 --> 00:14:38,296 - [giggles] - [moans] 353 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:41,132 - Can we have a playdate? 354 00:14:41,174 --> 00:14:42,341 - Gabby, you ready to go? 355 00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:44,093 - Mom, we're gonna have a playdate! 356 00:14:44,135 --> 00:14:45,762 - Are we now? 357 00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:46,971 - Uh, hi. 358 00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:48,347 - Hi. - Hey. [chuckles] 359 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:49,974 - That was a really good fall. 360 00:14:50,016 --> 00:14:51,017 - Yeah, I've been practicing. 361 00:14:51,059 --> 00:14:53,436 - I'm Michelle. - Matt. 362 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:55,104 Great to meet you, Michelle. 363 00:14:55,146 --> 00:14:56,147 - Nice to meet you. 364 00:14:56,189 --> 00:14:57,190 - Can we, Dad? - Can we, Mom? 365 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,566 Please? - Can we? 366 00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:00,610 - I guess we don't have a choice. 367 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:01,903 - Yes. - Yes. 368 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,529 - We have no choice. Yes. 369 00:15:08,076 --> 00:15:09,786 - The first time I did it, 370 00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,913 I went home covered in blood, my heart beating like crazy. 371 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,247 I was sure the police 372 00:15:13,289 --> 00:15:15,124 would come knocking on my door, 373 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,710 but no one came. 374 00:15:17,752 --> 00:15:20,713 [soft tense music] 375 00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:23,508 * * 376 00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:26,094 - God, I keep wondering... 377 00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:29,764 Is it really 20? 378 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,559 - Give or take. 379 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,523 - How do you not remember? 380 00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,775 - You can always turn me in. 381 00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:45,279 One phone call, and all of this ends. 382 00:15:45,321 --> 00:15:50,535 * * 383 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:53,413 - I mean, I'm not forcing anyone to buy it. 384 00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:54,914 People don't have to listen. 385 00:15:54,956 --> 00:15:56,249 - Of course. 386 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,042 - There are a hundred podcasts just like it. 387 00:15:58,084 --> 00:15:59,752 - Absolutely. 388 00:16:04,215 --> 00:16:06,509 - Was it really more than 20? 389 00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:08,219 - [sighs] 390 00:16:08,261 --> 00:16:10,430 You know what I think? 391 00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:12,640 You need to take the edge off. 392 00:16:19,772 --> 00:16:21,816 Can I suggest something? 393 00:16:21,858 --> 00:16:23,985 [liquid pouring] 394 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,195 Why don't you... 395 00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:30,199 Why don't you talk to Nathan about it, you know? 396 00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:33,286 Just--just tell him how you feel. 397 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:36,122 - [sighs] I can't. 398 00:16:36,164 --> 00:16:38,332 He's not like us, you know? 399 00:16:38,374 --> 00:16:39,751 I mean, he wouldn't even raise his prices 400 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:42,879 when we couldn't afford the mortgage. 401 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,338 That was the day I realized 402 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:47,425 that the world was gonna eat this guy alive. 403 00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:50,178 If he sees I'm having doubts about this, he'll-- 404 00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:51,846 he'll completely collapse. 405 00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:53,514 Like, this will all be over. 406 00:16:53,556 --> 00:16:56,893 - You need to be strong for him. 407 00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,227 - I can't fail. 408 00:16:58,269 --> 00:17:00,021 I mean, it's not just us anymore. 409 00:17:00,063 --> 00:17:01,814 - I can help you. 410 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,902 - How are you gonna help me? 411 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:09,906 [gasps] 412 00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:15,995 * * 413 00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:19,248 - Babe? 414 00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:21,292 Babe? 415 00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:23,795 Hey, babe. 416 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:29,175 - Mm, yeah. Hey. 417 00:17:29,217 --> 00:17:30,510 - You okay? - Yeah. 418 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:34,013 - Okay. So Matt did his own cut. 419 00:17:34,055 --> 00:17:35,348 - He what? 420 00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:38,059 - He didn't feel it was authentic. 421 00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:40,269 - [sighs] Okay, what did he change? 422 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:41,938 - I listened. It's--it's-- 423 00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:43,439 it's just mostly dialogue, 424 00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:45,316 and he did add some new music. 425 00:17:45,358 --> 00:17:47,360 He put Uncle Stan back in, 426 00:17:47,402 --> 00:17:48,986 changed the ending, changed the beginning-- 427 00:17:49,028 --> 00:17:50,238 - What the fuck? 428 00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:51,531 That's an entirely different version. 429 00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,199 - To be fair, some of the changes 430 00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:54,534 sounded kind of good. 431 00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,369 Like, the music-- - Oh, fuck this guy. 432 00:17:56,411 --> 00:17:57,578 If we give up control now, 433 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,038 we are never getting it back. 434 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,415 Okay? We hold the cards. 435 00:18:00,456 --> 00:18:01,999 - We hold the cards? 436 00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:05,253 Just listen to it and--okay? 437 00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:06,462 And see what you think. 438 00:18:06,504 --> 00:18:08,423 - Fuck, fine. 439 00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:11,175 But I'm taking notes and making my own changes. 440 00:18:11,217 --> 00:18:13,136 [groans] 441 00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:15,096 - [sighs] 442 00:18:15,138 --> 00:18:16,556 Thanks for coming. 443 00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:19,350 I can't wait to hear what you guys think. 444 00:18:19,392 --> 00:18:20,727 both: Hey. - Hey. 445 00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:22,186 - Yes. - Yes, do you want to, uh... 446 00:18:22,228 --> 00:18:23,271 - Yep. - Start? 447 00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:25,606 - Listen, your new work is great. 448 00:18:25,648 --> 00:18:27,400 - Aw. - Yeah. 449 00:18:27,442 --> 00:18:29,569 The dialogue really pops. - Yeah. 450 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:31,696 - Um, the new ending is actually really good. 451 00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:33,114 - It's better, right? I told you. 452 00:18:33,156 --> 00:18:34,323 - It's--it's-- 453 00:18:34,365 --> 00:18:36,075 - We got the emotion back in there. 454 00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:37,160 - Yes. - Yeah. 455 00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:38,161 - Mm-hmm? - We just, like-- 456 00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:39,662 we just have a few notes. 457 00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,414 - Yeah, sure, of course. It's all a discussion. 458 00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:42,415 - Okay. - So, uh, yeah. 459 00:18:42,457 --> 00:18:43,416 - Terrific. - Hit me. 460 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:44,459 - Awesome. - Mm-hmm. 461 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,918 - So the first one, Uncle Stan. 462 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,171 I think we can just end with him at the carnival. 463 00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:50,048 I don't think we need to go to the gelato store. 464 00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:53,259 - Yeah, it's just--it's about my emotional journey, 465 00:18:53,301 --> 00:18:55,136 the highs, the lows. 466 00:18:55,178 --> 00:18:56,637 It's very moving. 467 00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:58,556 - Honestly, does it really matter 468 00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:00,808 if Uncle Stan got you a chocolate cone 469 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:01,893 or a waffle cone? 470 00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:04,437 I don't think anyone's gonna care. 471 00:19:04,479 --> 00:19:06,439 - You know, I really know this genre. 472 00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:08,232 Like, I--trust me. - She knows it. 473 00:19:08,274 --> 00:19:09,692 - Can I ask you guys a question? 474 00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:11,778 - Mm-hmm. 475 00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:13,237 - Do you want this to just be 476 00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:15,073 like every other dead white girl podcast, 477 00:19:15,114 --> 00:19:16,866 just about the body count? 478 00:19:16,908 --> 00:19:18,951 We are better than that. 479 00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:21,662 What I'm trying to do here is drag you 480 00:19:21,704 --> 00:19:24,040 out of your Mar Vista, chicken Caesar comfort zone 481 00:19:24,082 --> 00:19:26,918 and embrace something truly visionary. 482 00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:29,337 All right? Let's ask the big questions. 483 00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:32,965 Who's worse, the guy that puts the bolt in the cow's skull, 484 00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:34,425 guilty, 485 00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:39,680 or the people that sit around a restaurant and eat it? 486 00:19:42,058 --> 00:19:43,434 - I just-- 487 00:19:43,476 --> 00:19:45,144 I don't think we need to get into that. 488 00:19:45,186 --> 00:19:47,313 I think people might just tap the fuck out. 489 00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:48,481 - You know, all I'm trying to do 490 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:50,400 is just elevate the material, okay? 491 00:19:50,441 --> 00:19:53,569 So, uh, yeah. Any more notes? 492 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:56,697 - Actually, yes. - Yeah, we do. 493 00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:59,409 Um, one more. And this one we can't budge on. 494 00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:01,744 We gotta cut your last line, "Who's next?" 495 00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:03,830 - Mm... 496 00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:07,834 - The deal was no more murders, so there's no more next. 497 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:08,918 - Sure, yeah. 498 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,837 Between us, there's no more, right? 499 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:13,548 But the audience, they don't need to know that. 500 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,425 You know, I mean, it can't be 501 00:20:15,466 --> 00:20:18,094 "Interview with a Retired Serial Killer." 502 00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:19,679 Guys, come on, that's not hot. 503 00:20:19,721 --> 00:20:21,013 You know? - It's not hot. 504 00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:24,934 - Our selling point here is that I am still active. 505 00:20:24,976 --> 00:20:28,479 I'm out there, watching. 506 00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,357 Who's next? 507 00:20:31,399 --> 00:20:33,609 [dramatic music] 508 00:20:33,651 --> 00:20:34,944 You feel that? See? 509 00:20:34,986 --> 00:20:37,822 It sells jeopardy, danger, stakes. 510 00:20:37,864 --> 00:20:39,699 That's what's gonna get our fans excited. 511 00:20:39,741 --> 00:20:42,660 - We're not comfortable being a part of a project 512 00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:46,205 that's promising future murders. 513 00:20:46,247 --> 00:20:48,040 - Guess you should have thought about that 514 00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:51,044 before you got into business with a fucking serial killer. 515 00:20:57,008 --> 00:20:59,719 - You did say this was a discussion. 516 00:20:59,761 --> 00:21:01,262 - Oh, yeah, no, and it is. - Okay. 517 00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:03,514 - Always is. It always is. 518 00:21:03,556 --> 00:21:05,475 Until it isn't. 519 00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:07,060 In the end, there does need to be 520 00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:10,188 one voice that's in charge of the creative. 521 00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:11,397 - Sure. 522 00:21:11,439 --> 00:21:13,357 - We got the Stanley fucking Kubrick... 523 00:21:13,399 --> 00:21:15,026 - Okay. - Of serial killers here. 524 00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:17,862 - So Uncle Stan stays in, "Who's next?" stays in, 525 00:21:17,904 --> 00:21:20,490 and we go with my title, right? 526 00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:22,742 All good? 527 00:21:22,784 --> 00:21:25,244 - I think that's-- okay, I think that's fine. 528 00:21:25,286 --> 00:21:26,829 - Mm-hmm. - Right? 529 00:21:26,871 --> 00:21:28,498 - Yeah, all good. - Great. 530 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:29,957 You are not gonna regret this. 531 00:21:29,999 --> 00:21:31,959 I'm gonna upload it onto the server. 532 00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:32,919 - Server? 533 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,420 No, I got the VPN ready. - Yeah. 534 00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:35,671 - No, no, no. VPN's not secure enough. 535 00:21:35,713 --> 00:21:37,048 I got an off-shore Russian server. 536 00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:38,591 It's totally untraceable. 537 00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:40,593 - Oh, my God, what? - Don't ask. 538 00:21:40,635 --> 00:21:42,720 - Okay. - Guys... 539 00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:44,472 I think we should toast. - Mm. 540 00:21:44,514 --> 00:21:46,307 - Yeah? Come on. 541 00:21:46,349 --> 00:21:48,643 - Sure, let's do it. - Yeah? 542 00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:50,895 "Based on a True Story." 543 00:21:50,937 --> 00:21:54,148 both: "Based on a True Story." 544 00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:56,984 [dramatic music] 545 00:21:57,026 --> 00:22:02,490 * * 546 00:22:08,371 --> 00:22:11,332 [suspenseful music] 547 00:22:11,374 --> 00:22:18,297 * * 548 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,890 - Welcome to "Based On A True Story: 549 00:22:27,932 --> 00:22:31,728 The Westside Ripper Speaks," season one. 550 00:22:31,769 --> 00:22:33,354 [tense music] 551 00:22:33,396 --> 00:22:36,566 What you're about to hear has never been done before. 552 00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:38,109 An interview with... - Nathan. 553 00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:39,569 - An active serial killer. - Nathan. 554 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:41,863 - Hey. - Hey. 555 00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:44,198 Michelle, how are you? - Good, good. 556 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,325 Quick question. - Sure, hit me. 557 00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:49,495 - That friend of yours at the Fun Zone the other day, 558 00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:51,205 the hot dad? 559 00:22:51,247 --> 00:22:52,999 - The hot dad? 560 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,751 Are you talking about Matt? 561 00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:57,795 - Yeah. - What is he like? 562 00:22:57,837 --> 00:23:00,214 - Um, I have no idea. 563 00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:01,716 I mean, I don't really know him that well. 564 00:23:01,758 --> 00:23:02,842 I just met him. - Oh. 565 00:23:02,884 --> 00:23:04,218 Just wanted to check in with you 566 00:23:04,260 --> 00:23:05,303 if he was good people. 567 00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:06,679 'Cause we have a playdate coming up. 568 00:23:06,721 --> 00:23:08,473 - A playdate? - Yeah! 569 00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:09,891 Yeah. Our kids are hangin' out. 570 00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,309 - I don't know if that's a-- 571 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:14,479 - I mean, it's not a weird, sexy date, per se, 572 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:15,980 unless he wants to make it one, 573 00:23:16,022 --> 00:23:17,440 which would be kind of awesome... 574 00:23:17,482 --> 00:23:18,775 - Yeah, no, I-- - But, um-- 575 00:23:18,816 --> 00:23:20,068 - I just want to be honest with you, 576 00:23:20,109 --> 00:23:21,235 I can't really vouch for him. 577 00:23:21,277 --> 00:23:22,904 I mean, LA guys, right? - Yeah. 578 00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:24,906 - You gotta be careful out there. 579 00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:27,408 - As long as there's no red flags or anything. 580 00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:28,618 - I-- 581 00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:30,161 - What's the worst that could happen? 582 00:23:30,203 --> 00:23:31,454 - Listen, I can't totally vouch for him. 583 00:23:31,496 --> 00:23:33,748 - That's--oh, one more thing. - I just met him. 584 00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:35,416 - The cops were here for you again. 585 00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:38,795 - What? When? - Yesterday, the same ones. 586 00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:40,088 What is going on? 587 00:23:40,129 --> 00:23:41,547 Do you have a secret life or something? 588 00:23:41,589 --> 00:23:43,174 - Me? No. 589 00:23:43,216 --> 00:23:44,967 I wish. 590 00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:48,513 - Okay, well, can you, um, call them? 591 00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:51,182 'Cause the LAPD hanging around the Pilates room 592 00:23:51,224 --> 00:23:52,350 isn't a great look. 593 00:23:52,392 --> 00:23:53,601 - Yeah, sure. - Okay. 594 00:23:53,643 --> 00:23:55,561 - I'm on it. - Okay, bye. 595 00:23:55,603 --> 00:23:57,271 Wish me luck. 596 00:23:57,313 --> 00:23:58,606 - Bye. 597 00:23:58,648 --> 00:24:05,780 * * 598 00:24:08,908 --> 00:24:10,118 - Nice. All right. 599 00:24:10,159 --> 00:24:11,411 Good, good. - Let's go again, Dad. 600 00:24:11,452 --> 00:24:12,995 - Ready? 601 00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:17,166 Nice, okay. Nice, nice, nice, good job. 602 00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:19,252 All right, cool, I'm gonna show you how to hit this. 603 00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:21,003 Cheat a little bit this way. Yep. 604 00:24:21,045 --> 00:24:24,716 You start here, and then you go high, low, high, all right? 605 00:24:24,757 --> 00:24:26,426 Come on. 606 00:24:26,467 --> 00:24:28,594 Ready? - Yep. 607 00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:30,680 Thanks, Dad. - You got it, buddy. 608 00:24:30,722 --> 00:24:32,682 All right. Let's do this. 609 00:24:32,724 --> 00:24:35,560 - Babe, hey! Hi. 610 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:37,270 - Hey, you okay? - Yeah. 611 00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:38,855 - What are you doing here? - No, I'm good. 612 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:41,315 The new numbers are dropping in five minutes, the downloads! 613 00:24:41,357 --> 00:24:42,692 So I wanted to be here with you. 614 00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:43,985 - Holy shit, already? That was fast. 615 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:45,486 - I know. - What do we need? 616 00:24:45,528 --> 00:24:48,281 - Well, "Sisters In Crime," first 48 hours, 617 00:24:48,322 --> 00:24:50,700 did half a million downloads, so... 618 00:24:50,742 --> 00:24:52,076 - Half a million? - I know. 619 00:24:52,118 --> 00:24:53,536 - That's a fuckin' lot. 620 00:24:53,578 --> 00:24:54,704 - Yeah, but we're gonna be a hit. 621 00:24:54,746 --> 00:24:55,997 We're gonna blow them out of the water. 622 00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:58,124 So exciting. - Listen, uh... 623 00:24:58,166 --> 00:24:59,751 - What? 624 00:25:01,544 --> 00:25:04,338 - I don't wanna do the alibi. 625 00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:06,132 - Why? What do you mean? 626 00:25:06,174 --> 00:25:07,592 - The cops came back again. 627 00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,052 - [sighs] Shit, really? 628 00:25:09,093 --> 00:25:10,344 - Yeah. They're not gonna stop. 629 00:25:10,386 --> 00:25:11,804 I don't wanna do it. 630 00:25:11,846 --> 00:25:13,056 Look at this kid. 631 00:25:13,097 --> 00:25:16,726 Look at the way he looks at his dad. 632 00:25:16,768 --> 00:25:19,645 I want my kid to look at me that way. 633 00:25:19,687 --> 00:25:22,398 - Ew, that's Lewis Heeney. He's a total fucking creeper. 634 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,692 He tried to fuck me at the luau party. 635 00:25:24,734 --> 00:25:25,902 - What? - Yeah. 636 00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:27,236 He hits on all the pregnant women. 637 00:25:27,278 --> 00:25:29,030 Everyone knows that. He's a real fuckin' weirdo. 638 00:25:29,072 --> 00:25:30,656 So you might want to find another example. 639 00:25:30,698 --> 00:25:32,325 - Okay, fine. He's not great. 640 00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:33,868 But I don't want my kid to remember me 641 00:25:33,910 --> 00:25:35,912 as a guy who helped a fuckin' serial killer. 642 00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:37,997 - We're not helping him. We're stopping him. 643 00:25:38,039 --> 00:25:40,541 Your kid is gonna remember a hero. 644 00:25:40,583 --> 00:25:42,543 And that's-- - Oh, fuck. 645 00:25:42,585 --> 00:25:44,045 * * 646 00:25:44,087 --> 00:25:46,464 - What? - The cops are back. 647 00:25:46,506 --> 00:25:47,965 Fuck. Shit. 648 00:25:48,007 --> 00:25:49,384 - Okay, let's, uh-- - They're fuckin' here. 649 00:25:49,425 --> 00:25:51,052 - Let's just go take a walk, okay? 650 00:25:51,094 --> 00:25:53,930 Yeah, let's just kind of walk quickly. 651 00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:55,264 It's--okay. - We gotta think, okay? 652 00:25:55,306 --> 00:25:56,724 We just need a minute to think. 653 00:25:56,766 --> 00:25:57,975 - Let's go-- - I'm-- 654 00:25:58,017 --> 00:26:00,770 - Let's go this way. - Where are we going? 655 00:26:00,812 --> 00:26:02,105 - Let's go for the stairs. - Stair, really? 656 00:26:02,146 --> 00:26:03,231 - Go with the stairs. - Oh, great. 657 00:26:03,272 --> 00:26:04,607 - Come on, come on. - That's great. 658 00:26:04,649 --> 00:26:06,109 - Okay, okay? You good? 659 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:08,403 Can you go any faster? - Pregnant women love stairs. 660 00:26:08,444 --> 00:26:10,238 Go, go, go, go, go. 661 00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:12,281 - Oh, my God. 662 00:26:12,323 --> 00:26:13,950 [sighs] 663 00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:17,036 * * 664 00:26:17,078 --> 00:26:18,246 - Fuck, they're coming. - Okay, you're acting crazy. 665 00:26:18,287 --> 00:26:19,664 - Okay, we gotta think this through. 666 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:20,957 - You gotta calm down. - Should I run? I'm gonna run. 667 00:26:20,998 --> 00:26:22,250 - Give me a kiss. I'm gonna run. 668 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:23,334 - You're not gonna run. They know where we live. 669 00:26:23,376 --> 00:26:24,836 There's no running. - Okay. 670 00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:26,379 What am I gonna say to them? What the fuck am I gonna do? 671 00:26:26,421 --> 00:26:28,881 - Listen, we are literally a minute away 672 00:26:28,923 --> 00:26:30,383 from all of our dreams coming true. 673 00:26:30,425 --> 00:26:31,968 Do you understand that? - What if it tanks? 674 00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:33,177 What if I'm selling my soul for nothing? 675 00:26:33,219 --> 00:26:34,470 - Okay, what is the alibi? 676 00:26:34,512 --> 00:26:35,930 What is the movie that he said? The alibi. 677 00:26:35,972 --> 00:26:37,598 - I think it was the, uh-- was it "The Rock"? 678 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,600 - I think it was "Con Air." - No, it wasn't "Con Air." 679 00:26:39,642 --> 00:26:42,437 "Snake Eyes." - This isn't a guessing game. 680 00:26:42,478 --> 00:26:44,063 - What the fuck was it? - Just--I don't-- 681 00:26:44,105 --> 00:26:45,231 listen, we have ten-- 682 00:26:45,273 --> 00:26:46,607 wait, we have literally ten seconds. 683 00:26:46,649 --> 00:26:48,234 If you do not alibi this guy, 684 00:26:48,276 --> 00:26:50,153 our entire house of cards falls down, okay? 685 00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:51,779 Do you understand that? - You gotta go. 686 00:26:51,821 --> 00:26:53,156 - Okay, okay. Okay, listen to me. 687 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:54,866 Listen to me. Alibi, alibi, alibi. 688 00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:56,325 If you want to. It's your choice. 689 00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:57,702 If you don't alibi, I swear to-- 690 00:26:57,744 --> 00:27:00,329 - No, no, no, babe. Babe, I don't know what to do. 691 00:27:00,371 --> 00:27:07,336 * * 692 00:27:08,463 --> 00:27:10,465 - There he is. 693 00:27:10,506 --> 00:27:11,799 - Hey. 694 00:27:11,841 --> 00:27:13,259 - Just the man we're lookin' for. 695 00:27:13,301 --> 00:27:15,803 - Hey, I'm still waiting for my spin class. 696 00:27:15,845 --> 00:27:17,430 - Let me--let me work on that... 697 00:27:17,472 --> 00:27:18,848 - All right. - And I'll get back to you. 698 00:27:18,890 --> 00:27:20,433 - Sweet, sweet. - What's up? 699 00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:25,438 - The night of the Chloe Lake murder, 700 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,815 when you left the bar, where'd you go? 701 00:27:27,857 --> 00:27:29,525 - Where'd I go? 702 00:27:29,567 --> 00:27:32,945 * * 703 00:27:32,987 --> 00:27:34,822 I went home. 704 00:27:34,864 --> 00:27:37,116 - Were you alone? Anyone with you? 705 00:27:37,158 --> 00:27:39,994 [suspenseful music] 706 00:27:40,036 --> 00:27:42,580 - Was anyone with me? 707 00:27:42,622 --> 00:27:49,545 * * 708 00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:00,390 - What did you say? What did you say? 709 00:28:00,431 --> 00:28:02,725 What happened? How'd it go? 710 00:28:02,767 --> 00:28:05,895 - I said "Face/Off." 711 00:28:05,937 --> 00:28:08,189 - "Face/Off." Oh, my God, I love you. 712 00:28:08,231 --> 00:28:10,066 This is amazing. This is amazing. 713 00:28:10,108 --> 00:28:11,609 I love you so much. 714 00:28:11,651 --> 00:28:13,736 - Let's check out the numbers. - Okay, yes, let's do it. 715 00:28:13,778 --> 00:28:14,862 - Here, okay? Have a seat. 716 00:28:14,904 --> 00:28:16,447 - I just--I want you to know 717 00:28:16,489 --> 00:28:17,865 I'm so proud of you. 718 00:28:17,907 --> 00:28:19,909 And, um, you really did the right thing. 719 00:28:19,951 --> 00:28:21,077 - Okay, take it easy. 720 00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,162 - Well, you know, semi-right thing. 721 00:28:23,204 --> 00:28:24,831 Have it right here. 722 00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:26,499 It's so exciting! 723 00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:29,377 - It's gonna work. Here we go. 724 00:28:29,419 --> 00:28:31,879 Let's see those half a million downloads. 725 00:28:31,921 --> 00:28:34,882 [Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings' "Midnight Rider"] 726 00:28:34,924 --> 00:28:37,427 * * 727 00:28:37,468 --> 00:28:39,011 - Holy shit. 728 00:28:39,053 --> 00:28:41,681 - * Well, I got to run * 729 00:28:41,723 --> 00:28:44,225 * To keep from hiding * 730 00:28:44,267 --> 00:28:46,769 * And I'm bound * 731 00:28:46,811 --> 00:28:49,188 * To keep on riding * 732 00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:53,901 * And I've got one more silver dollar * 733 00:28:53,943 --> 00:28:57,029 * But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no * 734 00:28:57,071 --> 00:29:02,118 * Not gonna let them catch the midnight rider * 735 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:08,624 * * 736 00:29:08,666 --> 00:29:13,671 * And I don't own the clothes I'm wearing * 737 00:29:13,713 --> 00:29:18,760 * And the road goes on forever * 738 00:29:18,801 --> 00:29:23,639 * But I got one more silver dollar * 739 00:29:23,681 --> 00:29:27,018 * But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no * 740 00:29:27,060 --> 00:29:32,148 * Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider * 741 00:29:33,066 --> 00:29:35,151 - Nice shot, Dad.