1 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:14,932 [somber music] 2 00:00:14,974 --> 00:00:16,768 - You gotta be kidding me. 3 00:00:18,603 --> 00:00:21,147 "Removed from major platforms." 4 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:22,732 "Cancelled." 5 00:00:22,774 --> 00:00:24,233 Fuck. 6 00:00:24,275 --> 00:00:26,152 [knocking] 7 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,157 Oh. Hey. 8 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:32,492 - Hi. 9 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,452 - Uh, Ava's out with Tory. 10 00:00:34,494 --> 00:00:37,789 - Oh, that's okay. I'm here to see you. 11 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:39,624 - Come on in. 12 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,628 Is everything okay? 13 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:45,797 Can I get you something to drink? 14 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:49,092 - I know about the podcast. 15 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:51,386 - About the podcast? What podcast? 16 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:53,513 - You're "Based on a True Story," 17 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:57,475 and you made a deal with the Westside Ripper. 18 00:00:57,517 --> 00:00:59,102 - Um, well-- - Mm-mm. 19 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:01,270 I saw the texts. 20 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:03,231 - Look, we were cancelled. 21 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,066 Okay? We're cancelled. It's over. 22 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:08,111 There's--there's nothing to talk about. 23 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:09,445 - I know how to save it. 24 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:11,781 - You know how to save the podcast? 25 00:01:11,823 --> 00:01:13,658 - [laughs] Can we sit? 26 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,076 - Uh, yeah. Sure. 27 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:17,161 Um... 28 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:18,913 have a seat. 29 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:23,584 - So here's what I'm thinking. 30 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:26,421 Your brand is you're these rebels, 31 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:28,297 right, these rulebreakers? 32 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:29,716 So fuck the system. 33 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,843 Fuck Apple. You can make your own platform. 34 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:33,720 There's no ads, no sponsors. 35 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,556 You just charge fans to join up. 36 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,975 - Like a subscription. - Exactly like a subscription. 37 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:41,102 Ten bucks a month, you'll be raking it in, 38 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,770 and, best of all, 39 00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:45,857 you won't have to answer to anybody. 40 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,233 - And what do you get? 41 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:50,611 - Uh, just a small, little piece. 42 00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:53,364 I stay quiet, we all make money. 43 00:01:53,406 --> 00:01:55,324 Easy. - What are you doing? 44 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:56,826 Don't-- I don't think you should-- 45 00:01:56,868 --> 00:01:59,662 - Just put me in, Coach. 46 00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:06,335 Just put it in, Coach. 47 00:02:06,377 --> 00:02:08,337 - Uh, you-- you should leave. 48 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:11,007 - Okay. I'll leave. 49 00:02:11,049 --> 00:02:13,092 - Oh, fuck. 50 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:15,720 [sighs] [Ruby moans] 51 00:02:15,762 --> 00:02:17,847 [whispering] Go. 52 00:02:17,889 --> 00:02:20,475 Go. Go away. 53 00:02:20,516 --> 00:02:23,227 Go away. - What? 54 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:24,937 - Oh, nothing. The dog's watching. 55 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:26,606 - What dog? 56 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:29,484 - [sighs] Nothing. McEnroe. 57 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:34,363 Oh, God. 58 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:36,282 [whispering] Get outta here. Go. 59 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,658 [door opens] Go. Don't lick me. 60 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:40,870 - Why? - No, I mean the dog. 61 00:02:40,912 --> 00:02:42,080 - What are you doing? 62 00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:44,040 - Uh, nothing. 63 00:02:44,082 --> 00:02:45,583 - What are you doing? 64 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:51,964 - I know how to save the podcast. 65 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:55,343 [ominous music] 66 00:02:55,385 --> 00:02:58,429 - So... 67 00:02:58,471 --> 00:03:02,683 it's like Substack for podcasts? 68 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:05,228 Totally subscription-based? 69 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:07,438 - Exactly. 70 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:09,899 - I fucking love it. 71 00:03:09,941 --> 00:03:13,403 Yeah. Yeah. It's totally on-brand. 72 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:15,113 Fuck the woke police. We don't need 'em. 73 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:16,406 - Don't need 'em. - It's genius. 74 00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:18,366 - Thank you. Thank you, Matt. 75 00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:19,867 - Yeah. 76 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:22,787 - You just came up with all of this in a dream? 77 00:03:22,829 --> 00:03:24,414 - Crazy, right? 78 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,336 - Hey, Nate, you wanna throw tonight? 79 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:32,296 - Oh, tonight. 80 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:34,674 Tonight, like, I--jeez. 81 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:37,009 Tonight. Do we have a thing tonight? 82 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:38,678 - No. I mean, yes. 83 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,138 - Yeah. Yeah. - You do? 84 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:42,473 Hey, hey, uh... 85 00:03:42,515 --> 00:03:44,767 do you remember that crazy Simon guy, 86 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:46,436 how he was gonna-- what was he? 87 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:48,187 He was gonna blow your fucking brains out 88 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,897 and I saved your ass? - Yes. 89 00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:51,983 Yes, and I really appreciate it. 90 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,401 I do. I just-- 91 00:03:53,443 --> 00:03:55,987 I can't throw tonight. I'm sorry. 92 00:03:58,072 --> 00:04:00,867 - Yeah. Okay. 93 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,618 Yeah, fine. 94 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,120 That's fine. That is fine. 95 00:04:04,162 --> 00:04:05,496 It is. [chuckles] 96 00:04:05,538 --> 00:04:06,956 Oh, guys, you know what? 97 00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:09,625 If we're gonna do this new model, 98 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:11,669 we should have, like, a premium level. 99 00:04:11,711 --> 00:04:14,380 You know, like, uh, "Ripper Superfans." 100 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:15,965 You know? We give them an early heads-up 101 00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:17,341 on upcoming content. 102 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:19,135 I think they'd really love that. 103 00:04:19,177 --> 00:04:20,303 - What? 104 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,680 - I just really miss murdering people. 105 00:04:22,722 --> 00:04:23,806 - Hmm? 106 00:04:23,848 --> 00:04:25,892 - Look, it's who I am. It's what I do. 107 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,102 - Oh, I wouldn't say that. - But guys. Guys. 108 00:04:28,144 --> 00:04:30,438 I've actually already chosen someone. 109 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,439 - What? 110 00:04:31,481 --> 00:04:33,691 - And, spoiler. 111 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:35,568 You're gonna love it. 112 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:37,195 - What does that mean? - So I'm gonna do my thing, 113 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:38,571 we'll regroup, touch base-- 114 00:04:38,613 --> 00:04:39,489 - What do you mean, you're gonna do your thing? 115 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:40,531 - See how you feel. - No. 116 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:41,616 - Let's just call a time-out here. 117 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:42,825 - Maybe we touch base now. 118 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:44,202 - I can't. I'm busy. I'm sorry. 119 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,912 Okay. - Can we-- 120 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,247 [tense music] 121 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:49,540 - Matt? 122 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:56,214 [pensive music] 123 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:57,507 - What are we gonna do? 124 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,050 He won't stop talking about his "new content." 125 00:04:59,092 --> 00:05:00,843 - He's gonna announce it on the podcast. 126 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:02,720 So it takes weeks. We got time. 127 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:05,139 - A-and Ruby? What are we gonna do about her? 128 00:05:05,181 --> 00:05:06,641 - We gotta cut her in. 129 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:10,686 We got no choice. We "Godfather" it, okay? 130 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:13,022 We bring her in close, keep an eye on her. 131 00:05:13,064 --> 00:05:15,191 - No. You know what happens when you bring Ruby in close? 132 00:05:15,233 --> 00:05:17,026 Someone ends up with a fantastic blow job, 133 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:20,405 and that someone is not gonna be me. 134 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:21,948 - Okay. So what's your idea? 135 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,950 - We keep her the fuck out, okay? 136 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,953 And if she comes at us, then we'll deal with it then. 137 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:32,041 - Wouldn't have this problem if you didn't drop the burner. 138 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:33,918 - Are you serious? Is that what this is about? 139 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,462 The burner? 140 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,589 - [sighs] 141 00:05:38,631 --> 00:05:40,425 I wanted to get the dog out of there, 142 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:43,261 and you knew it. I told you five times. 143 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:44,595 - Okay. So this is my fault. 144 00:05:44,637 --> 00:05:46,180 - I asked you to take the dog out. 145 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:48,808 You kept saying no. So whose fault is that? 146 00:05:48,850 --> 00:05:52,395 [soft dramatic music] 147 00:05:52,437 --> 00:05:53,896 I'm outta here. 148 00:05:53,938 --> 00:05:55,356 - Hey. 149 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:57,400 * * 150 00:05:57,442 --> 00:06:00,069 Don't do this! Please, come on! 151 00:06:00,111 --> 00:06:01,612 [door slams] 152 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:05,992 [knob creaks] 153 00:06:21,174 --> 00:06:22,759 [yelps] 154 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,552 [up-tempo percussive music] Oh. 155 00:06:26,012 --> 00:06:28,973 [moaning] 156 00:06:29,015 --> 00:06:33,269 * * 157 00:06:33,311 --> 00:06:35,980 [breathing heavily] 158 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,902 Oh. 159 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:43,905 [moans] - Oh, my God. 160 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:45,948 Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! Ahh! 161 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:47,116 - My eyes! Oh, my God! 162 00:06:47,158 --> 00:06:48,117 I can't see! 163 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:49,619 - Get away! What are you doing? 164 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,245 - My eyes! - What is wrong with you? 165 00:06:51,287 --> 00:06:52,455 - What is wrong with you? 166 00:06:52,497 --> 00:06:54,040 Don't you have, like, a job or something? 167 00:06:54,082 --> 00:06:55,416 How do you have time to do that? 168 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:56,918 - Oh, my God. 169 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,795 - That was, like, something out of "National Geographic." 170 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,588 - What are you even doing in here? 171 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:02,757 This is a jerk-off zone. Everyone knows that. 172 00:07:02,799 --> 00:07:04,717 - Well, my jerk-off zone is broken. 173 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:07,178 This house is falling apart. - God. 174 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:09,180 - How did you even get your hand down there? 175 00:07:09,222 --> 00:07:11,140 - I'm pregnant. I'm not paralyzed. 176 00:07:11,182 --> 00:07:12,975 - Yeah, no, you're definitely not paralyzed. 177 00:07:13,017 --> 00:07:15,645 There's a lot of fast, record-breaking action 178 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:17,188 going on down there. - Okay, you know what? 179 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:18,981 I'm not gonna be pregnant-shamed by you. 180 00:07:19,023 --> 00:07:21,401 I'm normal. Everything I did was normal. 181 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:22,819 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 182 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,654 - Okay. What's the hot new trends in pregnancy sex? 183 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:25,947 Please enlighten me. 184 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:27,782 - Oh, wow. A lot of things, actually. 185 00:07:27,824 --> 00:07:29,117 A lot of hot, sexy, exciting things. 186 00:07:29,158 --> 00:07:30,451 You wouldn't be able to handle it. 187 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:32,787 - Well, I guess it is like an instant threesome. 188 00:07:32,829 --> 00:07:34,247 - You're disgusting! 189 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,790 - You were getting pretty into it down there, 190 00:07:35,832 --> 00:07:37,500 you and the fetus. 191 00:07:37,542 --> 00:07:38,793 Who's the third party? - Okay. 192 00:07:38,835 --> 00:07:40,128 Yeah, I'm gonna tell you. Sure. 193 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:43,339 - Wait, so it's, like-- like, a secret fantasy? 194 00:07:43,381 --> 00:07:45,174 So not the husband. 195 00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:47,051 - Be quiet. - Who's in the rotation? 196 00:07:47,093 --> 00:07:48,302 - I'm not telling you. - Tell me. 197 00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:50,096 Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. - Okay, whatever. 198 00:07:50,138 --> 00:07:51,305 Whatever. Fine. 199 00:07:51,347 --> 00:07:53,349 He's a--he's a buyer that I'm working with. 200 00:07:53,391 --> 00:07:57,061 I'm actually seeing him later today again. 201 00:07:57,103 --> 00:07:58,855 - You're seeing him again? - I'm not seeing him. 202 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,189 I show him houses, okay? 203 00:08:00,231 --> 00:08:02,525 So I've been seeing more of him. 204 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:03,943 But, no. It's nothing. 205 00:08:03,985 --> 00:08:06,446 He just happens to be hot and young and very rich 206 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:07,822 and, you know, whatever. 207 00:08:07,864 --> 00:08:09,657 So when I enter my jerk-off zone, 208 00:08:09,699 --> 00:08:11,159 he pops into my head. 209 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,661 It's not a big deal. 210 00:08:13,703 --> 00:08:15,246 - Can I give you some really good advice? 211 00:08:15,288 --> 00:08:16,748 - No. 212 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:18,708 - You keep meeting up with this secret fantasy guy 213 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:20,168 in these big, sexy houses, 214 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:22,545 you're gonna end up having sex-- 215 00:08:22,587 --> 00:08:25,631 like, weird sex-- 216 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,383 for real. 217 00:08:27,425 --> 00:08:30,386 [soft suspenseful music] 218 00:08:30,428 --> 00:08:35,641 * * 219 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:37,977 - Hey, what's up, Coach? 220 00:08:38,019 --> 00:08:40,021 - Hey. - How you doing? 221 00:08:40,063 --> 00:08:42,231 - Finally fixing the crack. 222 00:08:42,273 --> 00:08:45,401 - Yeah, man. The pickleball guys complained. 223 00:08:45,443 --> 00:08:46,861 I mean, they get shit done. 224 00:08:46,903 --> 00:08:48,029 - Wait, what? The pickleballers? 225 00:08:48,071 --> 00:08:49,447 - Yeah. 226 00:08:49,489 --> 00:08:51,574 - I've been trying to get this crack fixed for weeks. 227 00:08:51,616 --> 00:08:53,034 - They're pouring cement tomorrow, man. 228 00:08:53,076 --> 00:08:54,619 I mean, this whole fucking court 229 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,370 is gonna be exclusively pickleball. 230 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:58,498 - This is court number one. They can't do that. 231 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,875 - It's like tennis but smaller. 232 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:02,377 - Fucking pickleballers. 233 00:09:02,418 --> 00:09:03,586 - Nathan. 234 00:09:03,628 --> 00:09:05,088 Nathan. 235 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:07,382 - Michelle, court one can't be used for pickleball. 236 00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:08,758 - It doesn't matter. Listen. 237 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,761 Um, do you remember vouching for your friend Matt? 238 00:09:11,803 --> 00:09:13,388 You said he was good people. 239 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:14,972 - I never said that. - Was that bro code 240 00:09:15,014 --> 00:09:17,058 for he's a fucking asshole? 241 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,935 Because he's a douche. Yeah. 242 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:21,145 He ditched me for no fucking reason, 243 00:09:21,187 --> 00:09:25,400 and he kept telling me that I was a "dead end." 244 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:27,068 - A dead end? - Yeah. 245 00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:29,529 One minute we're having a great time watching "FBoy Island," 246 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:33,282 and the next minute he had this ice-cold look in his eyes 247 00:09:33,324 --> 00:09:34,659 like a total psycho, 248 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:37,120 and then he said, "It's over. You're a dead end," 249 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:40,581 over and over again. What the fuck does that mean? 250 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:43,126 - I have no idea. 251 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:46,087 He's going after Michelle. She's the new content. 252 00:09:46,129 --> 00:09:47,839 She's the fucking one. What do we do? 253 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,508 Should we warn her? Call me when you get this. 254 00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:51,676 Okay. [thwack] 255 00:09:56,806 --> 00:09:58,641 - Help! Help! 256 00:09:58,683 --> 00:10:00,643 - Shut the fuck up. 257 00:10:00,685 --> 00:10:02,645 I will fucking kill you. 258 00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:05,815 [tense dramatic music] 259 00:10:05,857 --> 00:10:08,901 - [grunting] 260 00:10:08,943 --> 00:10:14,866 * * 261 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:27,336 [mellow rock music playing] 262 00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:28,671 * * 263 00:10:28,713 --> 00:10:30,339 - What the fuck is this? 264 00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:33,760 - This was part of the deal, remember? 265 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,262 We still throw. 266 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:38,056 And, to be honest, Nate, 267 00:10:38,097 --> 00:10:40,641 you look like you need some time with a buddy. 268 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:43,186 You're still blue, right? 269 00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:44,437 - No. 270 00:10:44,479 --> 00:10:45,730 No fucking way. 271 00:10:45,772 --> 00:10:48,608 First we need to talk about this new content. 272 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:51,152 - First we're gonna throw. 273 00:11:01,079 --> 00:11:01,871 See? 274 00:11:01,913 --> 00:11:04,415 Fun, right? 275 00:11:04,457 --> 00:11:06,209 You know, Nate, 276 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,211 I gotta tell ya, 277 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:11,089 when you guys first came to me with this, 278 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:13,383 I thought one of us would be dead in a week. 279 00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:15,468 I mean... 280 00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:18,679 [softly] Probably you if I'm honest, right? 281 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:22,058 But I gotta say, this podcast-- 282 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,977 it is the best thing that ever happened to me. 283 00:11:25,019 --> 00:11:27,563 I've got thousands of fans reaching out, 284 00:11:27,605 --> 00:11:31,943 and I can just be the real me for the first time, 285 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:34,278 and that is all-- 286 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,947 all thanks to you. 287 00:11:37,115 --> 00:11:38,908 - I-I don't think it's thanks to me. 288 00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:40,785 - No, no, no. No, it is. 289 00:11:40,827 --> 00:11:43,121 Totally. 290 00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:45,832 Nate... 291 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:50,586 you have given me the life I always wanted, 292 00:11:50,628 --> 00:11:52,964 and so I wanna help you out. 293 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,966 Now, I know you're going through some stuff-- 294 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,051 - What the fuck are you talking about? 295 00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:58,928 - You wanna know what I discovered 296 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:01,305 when I followed my passion? 297 00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:04,100 Sacrifices-- they have to be made. 298 00:12:04,142 --> 00:12:07,437 And I lost a few people that I love. 299 00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:09,897 And you-- 300 00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,691 I know you loved that dog. 301 00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:13,025 - Don't talk about my dog. 302 00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:15,236 - No, no, but you can't blame yourself. 303 00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:17,822 That's just the world throwing shit at you, 304 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:18,823 and that's what it does when 305 00:12:18,865 --> 00:12:19,991 you're on the top of the mountain, 306 00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:21,659 and that's where you are, buddy. 307 00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:23,411 You're on the top, all right? 308 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:26,122 It's gonna test you, it's gonna tempt you, 309 00:12:26,164 --> 00:12:29,584 but you and Ava-- you just gotta stay tight. 310 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,920 - My marriage is none of your fucking business. 311 00:12:32,962 --> 00:12:35,006 Do you understand me? 312 00:12:35,048 --> 00:12:38,551 - Yeah. I got it. 313 00:12:38,593 --> 00:12:41,220 - I know about Michelle. 314 00:12:41,262 --> 00:12:42,055 - What? 315 00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:44,015 - You're gonna kill her. 316 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,770 - Okay, but look. 317 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,772 Really, it benefits all of us. 318 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:51,898 - Please. - Hey. 319 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,149 - Please no. - Listen to me. 320 00:12:53,191 --> 00:12:54,734 It's gonna really help with the spin-offs. 321 00:12:54,776 --> 00:12:57,195 - No fucking spin-offs. There's no new content. 322 00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,821 - As a friend, you've gotta listen to me, okay? 323 00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:00,823 It's not your fault, all right? - What are you talking about? 324 00:13:00,865 --> 00:13:02,825 - Look, you didn't know what that guy was gonna do. 325 00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:03,993 - What guy? - Okay, sure. 326 00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:05,661 You put the dog in the room. 327 00:13:05,703 --> 00:13:06,704 - [grunts] 328 00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:08,790 [tense music] 329 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,542 [panting] 330 00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:14,837 * * 331 00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:17,465 - There it is. 332 00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:19,342 There it is. 333 00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:21,511 There's the guy that beat Federer. 334 00:13:24,013 --> 00:13:26,682 You feel that? 335 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:29,602 That killer instinct? 336 00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:31,646 It's back. 337 00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:38,194 - All right, and here we have your sauna, of course, 338 00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:40,738 and this beautiful cascading waterfall 339 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,824 into your private Jacuzzi, 340 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,910 and a gorgeous ten-person shower. 341 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,037 Yeah. 342 00:13:48,079 --> 00:13:50,081 [suspenseful percussive music] 343 00:13:50,123 --> 00:13:52,542 [softly] Oh, my God. 344 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,293 - Whew. 345 00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:56,504 - [clears throat] Yeah. 346 00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:58,423 * * 347 00:13:58,464 --> 00:14:01,217 Oh. 348 00:14:01,259 --> 00:14:04,387 - Uh, it's a whole lot of shower. 349 00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,639 - Uh-huh. 350 00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:12,353 * * 351 00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:13,646 - Okay, okay. I'm sorry. 352 00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:14,605 We just--I gotta-- 353 00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:15,690 we gotta get this out in the open. 354 00:14:15,732 --> 00:14:16,899 We gotta talk. We gotta talk right now, 355 00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:18,276 because I can't take it anymore, 356 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:21,612 and I think we both know what's going on here. 357 00:14:21,654 --> 00:14:24,741 We are both clearly very hot for each other, 358 00:14:24,782 --> 00:14:26,826 and if we keep meeting in these big, sexy, beautiful homes, 359 00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:29,036 you and I are gonna end up in one of these big showers, 360 00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:30,580 tearing each other's clothes off, 361 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,915 having amazing sex, and coming, like, ten times. 362 00:14:32,957 --> 00:14:34,917 And I can't do that. I am married. 363 00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:37,754 I love my husband, even though that would be incredibly hot 364 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:39,172 and sexy and sweaty 365 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:40,965 and all the things that you want it to be. 366 00:14:41,007 --> 00:14:42,383 But it's not gonna happen. 367 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:44,302 And I'm sorry, sir, but that is-- 368 00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:46,429 it's--that's just what it is. 369 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,347 Ugh! 370 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:51,809 Glad we got that off our chests, huh? 371 00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:53,603 - Uh, yeah. 372 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:57,148 I-I have no idea what you're talking about at all. 373 00:14:58,066 --> 00:14:59,358 - What? 374 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,693 - So I just thought you'd be a good agent. 375 00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:03,112 I don't--I don't need to come-- ten times? 376 00:15:03,154 --> 00:15:06,240 Was that it? I just need a house. That's-- 377 00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:07,283 - You're fucking kidding, right? 378 00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:09,285 - No. - You haven't had the-- 379 00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,287 you haven't thought the things that I'm-- 380 00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:14,123 that I thought? You haven't-- 381 00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:15,917 - Not even once. 382 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,377 - Oh. 383 00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:20,004 - You're pretty, though. - Oh, my fucking God. 384 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,844 [dog barking] 385 00:15:26,886 --> 00:15:29,806 [soft suspenseful music] 386 00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:37,021 * * 387 00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:49,200 [doorknob clicks] - Hey. 388 00:15:49,242 --> 00:15:55,790 * * 389 00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,710 - [sighs] 390 00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:03,631 - [clears throat] - Sure I can't get you a drink? 391 00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:05,466 - I'm good, thank you. 392 00:16:08,052 --> 00:16:10,722 - So what's this about? 393 00:16:13,099 --> 00:16:15,727 - I know Ava told you. 394 00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:19,814 That I know about the podcast. 395 00:16:21,441 --> 00:16:23,276 - I think you should come back when Ava's here 396 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,111 and we can all talk about it. 397 00:16:25,153 --> 00:16:27,071 - Yeah. Yeah, no, 398 00:16:27,113 --> 00:16:29,031 I already tried that at the party. 399 00:16:29,073 --> 00:16:30,366 She wasn't interested. 400 00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:33,202 - Well, then that's it. If Ava's out, I'm out. 401 00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:34,537 - Well, just hear me out. 402 00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:37,915 You guys have put me in a really bad spot here. 403 00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:39,834 - We have? - Yeah. 404 00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:41,711 - We're the only three people on the planet 405 00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:44,172 who know who the Westside Ripper is, right? 406 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,549 And the only reason that you guys aren't going to the police 407 00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:49,427 is because of the podcast, but, see, 408 00:16:49,469 --> 00:16:52,221 I don't have the podcast. 409 00:16:52,263 --> 00:16:55,266 So I'm thinking I should just turn this guy in, 410 00:16:55,308 --> 00:16:56,517 otherwise I'm just letting him kill 411 00:16:56,559 --> 00:16:58,478 more innocent people, right? 412 00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:00,354 - He's not killing anyone. 413 00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:01,564 - Are you sure about that? 414 00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:04,233 - Okay, Ruby, let's-- let's--come on. 415 00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:05,568 Let's work together on this. 416 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:09,489 What if--what if we gave you, um... 417 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,741 50,000 per episode? 418 00:17:11,783 --> 00:17:14,202 - [scoffs] 419 00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,913 Do you think I came here to ask you for money? 420 00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:19,290 No, I don't need money. 421 00:17:19,332 --> 00:17:22,085 I want a front-row seat to the Westside Ripper 422 00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:25,463 becoming the biggest celebrity on this fucking planet. 423 00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:27,757 - That's what you want? 424 00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:29,926 - I mean, 425 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,261 isn't that why you did it? 426 00:17:32,303 --> 00:17:35,056 [soft suspenseful music] 427 00:17:35,098 --> 00:17:36,432 * * 428 00:17:36,474 --> 00:17:38,476 - Ava's gonna be back any minute. 429 00:17:38,518 --> 00:17:42,772 - Nate, do you remember what you told me in Vegas 430 00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:45,191 on the dance floor? 431 00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:49,445 I would love it if the three of us could do this together. 432 00:17:49,487 --> 00:17:52,490 And I was thinking that... 433 00:17:54,742 --> 00:17:58,871 Maybe you could talk to Ava about it? 434 00:17:58,913 --> 00:18:01,124 Wouldn't that be fun? 435 00:18:01,165 --> 00:18:05,169 * * 436 00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:12,969 [soft suspenseful music] 437 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:19,934 * * 438 00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:25,440 [car door clicks] 439 00:18:32,989 --> 00:18:33,990 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 440 00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:35,199 Hi. I got your message. 441 00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:36,868 - It's all good. Michelle's safe. 442 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,035 I talked to Matt. 443 00:18:38,077 --> 00:18:39,203 - Oh, okay. What happened? 444 00:18:39,245 --> 00:18:40,955 - Close your eyes. - Why? 445 00:18:40,997 --> 00:18:43,124 - I'm gonna-- hey, I'm gonna blindfold you. 446 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,375 - You're not putting that on me. 447 00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,502 - Well, I gotta--I'm gonna-- - No. 448 00:18:46,544 --> 00:18:48,087 - Okay, I gotta put it on in the car. 449 00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:49,172 I gotta-- - I'm not putting that on. 450 00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:50,465 - I--just trust me. 451 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:51,799 I got a surprise for you. - I don't think so. 452 00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:53,760 - Just--just trust me. Just put it on in the car. 453 00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:56,429 [seagulls cawing] 454 00:18:56,471 --> 00:19:00,683 * * 455 00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:02,435 - All right. Can't see. - We're almost there. 456 00:19:02,477 --> 00:19:04,353 - You know I'm pregnant, right? - I got you. 457 00:19:04,395 --> 00:19:07,190 - All right. But where are we? 458 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,524 - Okay. 459 00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:10,234 - All right. Come on. 460 00:19:10,276 --> 00:19:11,903 Where are we? - Okay. 461 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:15,031 - [giggles] 462 00:19:15,073 --> 00:19:16,491 - Happy anniversary. 463 00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,910 - What? - Our Malibu dream house. 464 00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:20,495 I've been tracking it for a while. 465 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:21,621 I just pulled the trigger. 466 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:22,663 It's a lease with an option to buy 467 00:19:22,705 --> 00:19:23,873 in case you don't love it. 468 00:19:23,915 --> 00:19:25,708 - Well, I-- of course I love it, 469 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,461 but I think we--can we talk about this for a second? 470 00:19:28,503 --> 00:19:31,714 - Look at this view. Look at this killer view. 471 00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:34,550 Gonna swim with the dolphins out here. 472 00:19:34,592 --> 00:19:36,552 Look at this spot. - Yeah. 473 00:19:36,594 --> 00:19:38,471 - It's amazing, right? - Yeah. 474 00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:40,848 I--[exhales] 475 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:43,976 - Gonna have the best summer of our lives here. 476 00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:45,561 Do you like it? 477 00:19:45,603 --> 00:19:47,188 - This is beautiful, babe, but, like, 478 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:50,358 what--what are-- what are we doing? 479 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,651 - What do you mean what are we doing? 480 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:53,403 We're--it's our dream house. 481 00:19:53,444 --> 00:19:55,571 That's what we're doing. 482 00:19:55,613 --> 00:19:57,740 - We have been struggling big time. 483 00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:59,534 I think you know that, right? 484 00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,703 And a marriage can only stretch so far before it breaks, 485 00:20:02,745 --> 00:20:04,580 and I don't want us to break. 486 00:20:04,622 --> 00:20:05,957 - Don't worry. We're not gonna break. 487 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:08,251 No one's breaking here. 488 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,627 - I think this whole fucking situation 489 00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:11,921 has put way more pressure on us 490 00:20:11,963 --> 00:20:13,256 than we actually thought it would, so I-- 491 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:14,632 - Yes. Yeah. 492 00:20:14,674 --> 00:20:16,426 The world is coming at us. That's what it does. 493 00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:20,346 It tests you. It tempts you. 494 00:20:20,388 --> 00:20:21,764 - What does that mean? 495 00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:25,309 - It means that we gotta stay tight. 496 00:20:26,853 --> 00:20:29,063 That's why I got us the house. Oh. 497 00:20:29,105 --> 00:20:31,774 - Okay. Babe, it's not about the house. 498 00:20:31,816 --> 00:20:33,609 The house is amazing, but it's not about the house. 499 00:20:33,651 --> 00:20:36,237 It's about us. I want us to be happy. 500 00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:37,613 We haven't been connecting at all. 501 00:20:37,655 --> 00:20:39,574 We were fighting about everything--the burner, 502 00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:41,784 Ruby, the dog-- doesn't that bother you at all? 503 00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:44,620 - What bothers me is that I just made our dreams come true 504 00:20:44,662 --> 00:20:45,872 and, for whatever reason, 505 00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:47,498 you wanna focus on busting my balls. 506 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:48,833 That's what's bothering me. - Oh, my-- 507 00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,251 why do you have to do this? - It's never enough. 508 00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:51,627 - That's not true. - It is true. 509 00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:53,254 It's been true for 12 years. 510 00:20:53,296 --> 00:20:54,797 - Don't "12 years" me! 511 00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:56,591 - Yeah, you're so busy comparing us 512 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,634 to all your rich friends-- the house is too small. 513 00:20:58,676 --> 00:21:00,595 The yard's too small. The car sucks. 514 00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:01,763 - Is that the kind of person you think I am? 515 00:21:01,804 --> 00:21:03,222 You think I am that shallow? 516 00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:05,141 - Does it really matter I didn't make the top ten? 517 00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:06,350 - Oh, my God. 518 00:21:06,392 --> 00:21:07,685 - I'm sorry I didn't make Federer money. 519 00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:09,645 Does it really matter? I'm still the same person. 520 00:21:09,687 --> 00:21:11,814 Let me ask you-- I'm just curious. 521 00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:14,567 Where's the cutoff to stop loving somebody? 522 00:21:14,609 --> 00:21:16,569 Is it a top ten? The top 20? What is it? 523 00:21:16,611 --> 00:21:18,321 - I have never cared about the money. 524 00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:20,156 I care that you gave up! 525 00:21:20,198 --> 00:21:21,532 - I gave up on tennis? 526 00:21:21,574 --> 00:21:22,617 Are you serious? 527 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,368 I tore my fucking ACL! 528 00:21:24,410 --> 00:21:27,455 - You gave up on life! 529 00:21:27,497 --> 00:21:29,123 You gave up on us! 530 00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:33,461 - Where are you going? 531 00:21:33,503 --> 00:21:34,670 You're leaving? - Yep. 532 00:21:34,712 --> 00:21:36,506 Doesn't feel good, does it? 533 00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:38,508 - Come on. Don't do that. Please. 534 00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:41,010 [thud] - Oh, my Go--ahh! 535 00:21:41,052 --> 00:21:42,220 Oh! 536 00:21:42,261 --> 00:21:45,264 [both scream] 537 00:21:45,306 --> 00:21:48,226 [gentle piano music] 538 00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:55,400 * * 539 00:22:52,749 --> 00:22:54,792 kids: Nice shot, Dad.