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‎大家好，我是馬可

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‎抱歉我很少上傳新影片

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‎但我現在有一份正職工作

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‎我為大名鼎鼎的麥朵琳艾迪森工作

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‎她是大家認證的稀有傳奇人物

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‎她或許不再走伸展台

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‎但她仍生活在鎂光燈下

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‎妳吸引了很多人的目光

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‎妳怎麼應付想拍照的陌生人？

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‎由我掌鏡，才找得到適合我的光線

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‎但還是很累人吧

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‎不認識的人闖入妳的空間、打擾妳

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‎就像我現在這樣，不是嗎？

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‎妳不認識我，我侵入妳的空間

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‎我跟他們沒兩樣

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‎抱歉

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‎男人就是這樣

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‎她有名又漂亮

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‎她來了，不能再錄了，再見

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‎你好，馬可

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‎再說一次吧，這是我最愛聽的

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‎豔光四射

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‎我為下一次的試妝櫃討論會議
‎想到了全新的概念

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‎記下來

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‎我會一字不漏

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‎第一步，專業LED燈板

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‎第二步，智慧美顏程式

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‎第三步

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‎施華洛世奇水晶包裝

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‎為什麼是施華洛世奇？

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‎因為很貴

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‎所以

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‎妳考慮過我的提議了嗎？

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‎考慮過了，查德

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‎答案還是“不要”

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‎我不要背著我老闆除掉馬可

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‎妳該那麼做
‎他對我媽和這間公司有不良影響

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‎這傢伙會害我們破產

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‎他只是個孩子

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‎這是他第一份工作，離他遠一點

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‎慢著

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‎這不也曾是妳的第一份工作嗎？

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‎是的，查德，沒有錯

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‎我受雇為麥朵琳的第二助理

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‎直到她開除第一助理，讓妳升職

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‎不知道歷史是否會重演

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‎告訴我，世界大戰打了幾次？

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‎媽，妳好嗎？

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‎妳看起來好像很興奮

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‎LED燈、智慧美顏程式

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‎施華洛世奇水晶

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‎好，那是妳昨晚
‎在電子郵件裡提到的所有點子

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‎妳沒被駭？

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‎我靈感大發
‎我們要改成這樣，全部都是

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‎只是有點貴

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‎而且不可能

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‎我又貴又不可能

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‎查德，我讓你擔任銷售總監

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‎我才能發揮創意，由你協助執行

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‎我們說好的

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‎妳看了今天
‎跟凡德魅爾開會的資料嗎？

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‎就是那間想要出錢
‎並改變我們生活的公司

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‎沒看，我忙著發揮創意

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‎聽我說，媽
‎我知道我們都有遠大的夢想

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‎但事實上…

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‎我們可以實現這一切

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‎但我們需要先拿到一大筆錢

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‎誰有錢？凡德魅爾

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‎妳看一下會議資料
‎一小時後開會，其他的事晚點再談

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‎這是低咖啡因的嗎，馬可？

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‎媽，拜託，我們得這麽做

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‎妳11點要和凡德魅爾開會
‎12點半吃午餐

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‎還有馬可不是來取代我的吧？

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‎妳瘋了嗎？

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‎妳雇用我來取代珍娜

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‎妳是指佳娜？

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‎不管她叫什麼名字

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‎聽著，我曾經是馬可這樣的角色

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‎要是他是新的維妮莎
‎而我是新的裘西呢？

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‎或是潔莎，管她叫什麼

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‎我在這裡工作三年了，沒有升遷過

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‎這代表什麼嗎？我完蛋了嗎？

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‎沒有人升遷過，維妮莎

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‎妳知道我們的職位有限吧？

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‎那跟凡德魅爾的交易呢？

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‎如果賣掉公司，職位就會增加

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‎那不一定

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‎而且沒人接替妳的位置
‎我也不能升妳的職

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‎我得先說

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‎妳的職責很重大

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‎馬可能接替我的位置

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‎看看那雙高跟鞋

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‎我會教他我知道的一切

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‎我會讓他成為新的我

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‎維妮莎

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‎那個人叫潔達

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‎潔達

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‎是潔達

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‎（法律事務所）

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‎告訴我為什麼這間健身房
‎不肯取消你的免費試用期

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‎因為我錯過了三天的期限
‎同性戀數學不好

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‎再解釋一下
‎為什麼一個月要295元？

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‎因為他們提供契爾氏的保養品
‎薄荷水，還有名人加持

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‎那再解釋給我聽，馬可麥西亞

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‎為什麼你這個兒子
‎要用你媽的信用卡刷卡

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‎因為我的信用卡不見了

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‎我要掛了，瓦斯外洩
‎大家快死了，抱歉

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‎這個藉口超爛

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‎小心點

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‎走路要看路，大直男

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‎你要怎樣才不會再那樣叫我？

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‎我不知道，要證據？

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‎彩妝的事怎麼樣了？

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‎天啊，你當時應該在場

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‎我說得振振有辭，挽回了工作

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‎你真的最棒了

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‎你應該告訴我的

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‎我給你我的號碼了，對吧？

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‎對，你給了

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‎只是我的新工作真的很忙

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‎但不會忙到沒時間等我
‎假裝我們剛好巧遇

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‎對吧？

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‎我絕對不會那麼做

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‎好，我懂

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‎你喜歡玩遊戲

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‎沒問題

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‎我呢？

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‎我喜歡說出我想要的東西

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‎但也許你只是不知道你想要什麼

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‎或者更糟

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‎也許這些光鮮亮麗的外表只是偽裝

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‎在內心深處

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‎你只是太害怕而不敢開口

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‎所以

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‎怎麼樣，馬可？

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‎你真正想要的是什麼？

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‎我真正想要的是什麼？

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‎喝點薄荷水

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‎看起來很清爽

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‎你再想想

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‎有沒有垃圾桶可以讓我吐？

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‎好

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‎（維妮莎：一小時後
‎和凡德魅爾開會）

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‎（你要回來了嗎？）

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‎怎麼回事？

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‎你有聽到我接近嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎那你為什麼沒嚇到？

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‎我這輩子從沒被嚇到過
‎沒什麼能嚇到我

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‎-恐怖片？
‎-不怕

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‎-雲霄飛車？
‎-不怕

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‎想談論種族的白人女性？

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‎我天不怕地不怕

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‎我也不怕癢

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‎證明給我看

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‎拜託，別再讓設計師分心了

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‎他們要修圖、設計廣告、還要繪圖

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‎沒有他們，我們就完了

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‎天啊，她很喜歡妳

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‎她是異性戀

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‎誰說的？

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‎女同志看一眼就能認出彼此
‎她才不是

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‎那馬可呢？

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‎你什麼時候要約他出去？

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‎還是你太害怕了？

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‎我不能約他出去
‎他先約我的，要由他主動

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‎而且這遊戲沒有時間限制

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‎你滿嘴屁話

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‎你既害怕又怕癢

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‎這樣很不專業

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‎別這樣

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‎你說你要下樓去工作

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‎而不是去埋伏
‎你在Uber車上認識的男生

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‎他救了我們的樣品，我得謝謝他

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‎並騙他約我出去，但沒成功

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‎他看穿我了

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‎我好震驚，我可能會變成金髮

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‎他一定是不錯的男人
‎你才會這麼大費周章

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‎我搭上他的Uber車時
‎那是我這輩子最糟的一天

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‎然後他看著我

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‎把手放在我的腿上
‎說一切都會沒事的

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‎天啊，那隻手？

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‎那隻手很壯

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‎那就別欲擒故縱了，直接約他出去吧

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‎什麼？我不能這樣

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‎等一下，可以嗎？

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‎不對，什麼？去哪裡？

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‎等你忙完後，你就會想到的

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‎我不在的時候
‎你不能就這樣離開座位

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‎除非你不認真看待你的工作

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‎什麼？我當然很認真看待工作

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‎但那又怎麼樣？

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‎我還在學習，麥朵琳很愛我

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‎你就只會靠這一點嗎？

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‎你不能永遠當她的小跟班

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‎如果你想一直做下去，就要挺身而出

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‎因為如果你失敗了，我也會失敗

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‎失敗？

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‎親愛的
‎我們會像《花樣年華》一樣大紅大紫

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‎這是妳的下一批貼文

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‎照片、輪播廣告、推特
‎Snapchat、限時動態

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‎全都在社群手機上

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‎設定好要發文的時間

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‎就算妳明天死了，也沒人會知道

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‎發生那種情況時
‎我們也準備好了很棒的內容

206
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‎所以是妳要她上傳
‎拿著花燦笑的照片？

207
00:09:41,834 --> 00:09:45,084
‎你是說我不適合
‎拿著當季花卉燦笑嗎？

208
00:09:46,001 --> 00:09:47,959
‎很可愛，也符合形象

209
00:09:48,043 --> 00:09:49,168
‎你能做得更好？

210
00:09:50,376 --> 00:09:53,001
‎聽著，我知道我是新人

211
00:09:53,084 --> 00:09:54,501
‎但我可不只是花瓶

212
00:09:55,543 --> 00:09:59,001
‎我可是以社群媒體為生的大美人

213
00:09:59,084 --> 00:10:01,043
‎給我一週的時間
‎我會在網路上製造話題

214
00:10:02,251 --> 00:10:04,584
‎我給你一天

215
00:10:05,876 --> 00:10:07,334
‎別讓我丟臉

216
00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:13,168
‎艾莉莎說，祝你好運

217
00:10:13,251 --> 00:10:14,501
‎小心點

218
00:10:14,584 --> 00:10:15,501
‎我是說真的

219
00:10:15,584 --> 00:10:17,001
‎我會把你推下樓梯

220
00:10:20,543 --> 00:10:22,126
‎剛剛那是誰啊？

221
00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,168
‎查德

222
00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:30,876
‎我一直在考慮凡德魅爾的事

223
00:10:32,334 --> 00:10:33,709
‎你可能是對的

224
00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:37,084
‎-等等，我可能是對的？
‎-對

225
00:10:37,168 --> 00:10:41,751
‎這是投資我的願景和我們的財務未來

226
00:10:42,251 --> 00:10:43,084
‎我懂

227
00:10:44,126 --> 00:10:47,168
‎很好，因為這並不容易

228
00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:50,501
‎凡德魅爾是業界最大的美妝品牌

229
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:53,501
‎他們成熟世故、殘酷無情

230
00:10:53,584 --> 00:10:56,543
‎他們有能力決定我們的成敗

231
00:10:56,626 --> 00:11:00,084
‎這將是一段微妙又危險的芭蕾舞

232
00:11:00,168 --> 00:11:02,251
‎準備好起舞吧

233
00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:14,959
‎她來了

234
00:11:15,543 --> 00:11:16,376
‎“她”？

235
00:11:16,459 --> 00:11:17,334
‎不是一群人嗎？

236
00:11:19,209 --> 00:11:21,001
‎我的天啊

237
00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:23,793
‎是麥朵琳艾迪森，真正的超級名模

238
00:11:23,876 --> 00:11:25,168
‎我媽以前很崇拜妳

239
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:26,918
‎當時還剪了跟妳一樣的髮型

240
00:11:27,751 --> 00:11:28,793
‎妳是凡德魅爾的人？

241
00:11:28,876 --> 00:11:30,959
‎不是，我是顧問

242
00:11:31,043 --> 00:11:32,876
‎凡德魅爾派我來評估

243
00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:35,584
‎看值不值得談這筆交易

244
00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:39,543
‎麥金莉威廉

245
00:11:39,626 --> 00:11:42,751
‎-聽起來跟總統同名？
‎-什麼總統？

246
00:11:42,834 --> 00:11:45,334
‎沒想到會是“麥金莉”

247
00:11:45,418 --> 00:11:48,834
‎聽起來很有“精力”

248
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,001
‎其他人呢，麥金莉？

249
00:11:52,084 --> 00:11:53,543
‎就只有我

250
00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:56,876
‎凡德魅爾派一個人來洽談

251
00:11:56,959 --> 00:12:00,501
‎我畢生心血的收購案？

252
00:12:00,584 --> 00:12:03,209
‎對，要決定妳的價值並不難

253
00:12:08,376 --> 00:12:09,709
‎麥金莉

254
00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:14,126
‎不如我們參觀一下我的辦公室吧？

255
00:12:14,209 --> 00:12:15,709
‎告訴我

256
00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:18,751
‎這是妳第一次來紐約市嗎？

257
00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:19,834
‎妳怎麼知道？

258
00:12:20,584 --> 00:12:21,418
‎直覺告訴我的

259
00:12:33,876 --> 00:12:34,834
‎我很擔心

260
00:12:34,918 --> 00:12:37,209
‎你失去伐爾島的租金了嗎？

261
00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:40,376
‎不是，我了解我媽媽

262
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:42,376
‎她已經很想阻止這筆交易了

263
00:12:42,459 --> 00:12:45,376
‎有這個念頭後
‎馬可會在那裡灌她迷湯

264
00:12:45,459 --> 00:12:47,543
‎說她想聽的話

265
00:12:49,293 --> 00:12:52,209
‎如果我們不除掉他
‎交易就完了，我們也完了

266
00:12:52,876 --> 00:12:53,876
‎我們會撐過去的

267
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:59,709
‎如果妳知道這裡幕後的運作方式…

268
00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:01,418
‎省點精力去做試算表吧

269
00:13:01,501 --> 00:13:04,418
‎我不會為了你或任何人除掉馬可

270
00:13:04,501 --> 00:13:06,834
‎他是個好孩子，也是我升遷的門票

271
00:13:06,918 --> 00:13:08,793
‎所以恕我直言

272
00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:10,168
‎離他遠一點

273
00:13:10,251 --> 00:13:11,918
‎妳不用跟我說兩次

274
00:13:18,334 --> 00:13:19,168
‎馬可

275
00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:20,793
‎你有空嗎？

276
00:13:21,918 --> 00:13:22,751
‎有

277
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:25,876
‎有件事我真的很需要聽聽你的意見

278
00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:27,084
‎好

279
00:13:27,168 --> 00:13:29,209
‎我該選哪件背心？

280
00:13:29,293 --> 00:13:31,043
‎黑色還是海軍藍？

281
00:13:33,293 --> 00:13:35,959
‎很難說，我比較喜歡露肚裝

282
00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:43,418
‎有你在身邊真的很有趣

283
00:13:43,501 --> 00:13:47,584
‎難怪我媽會聽你的每一句話

284
00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:50,918
‎對了，說到她…

285
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:52,626
‎我在想

286
00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:57,668
‎也許你能讓我媽
‎更專注在凡德魅爾的事上

287
00:13:57,751 --> 00:14:01,459
‎我們必須談成交易，這很重要

288
00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:03,751
‎我該怎麼做？

289
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:05,084
‎你知道的

290
00:14:05,168 --> 00:14:08,668
‎大笑並說“是的，女王”
‎做你該做的事

291
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,626
‎你要我左右她的想法

292
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:15,001
‎你幹嘛一直看著我的眼睛？
‎我的腹肌在這裡

293
00:14:16,084 --> 00:14:19,959
‎快打給仙妮亞
‎因為那對我來說沒什麼了不起

294
00:14:21,376 --> 00:14:24,209
‎抱歉，你不能用外表來色誘我

295
00:14:24,793 --> 00:14:27,709
‎麥朵琳說你一向會這麼做

296
00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:30,084
‎因為我們怎麽樣？

297
00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:31,834
‎感情很好

298
00:14:33,293 --> 00:14:36,709
‎恕我失陪，我還有些內容要準備

299
00:14:53,251 --> 00:14:54,709
‎妳怎麼知道我來了？

300
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,959
‎我發出的聲量比瑞塔歐拉的單曲還小

301
00:14:57,043 --> 00:14:59,251
‎你永遠捕捉不到我私下的樣子

302
00:14:59,334 --> 00:15:01,001
‎我們需要寫實照

303
00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:03,209
‎妳的顧客需要看到真實的妳

304
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:06,959
‎我們正在討論可能會促成的併購案

305
00:15:07,043 --> 00:15:08,293
‎不准有意外

306
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,626
‎洗手間裡放的是香氛蠟燭嗎？

307
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:15,084
‎對，那是我最喜歡的香味

308
00:15:16,293 --> 00:15:17,293
‎好浪費

309
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,418
‎我們走吧？

310
00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:21,918
‎她真是個鄉下人

311
00:15:22,418 --> 00:15:24,043
‎前面右轉

312
00:15:26,584 --> 00:15:28,876
‎禮服是奧列格卡西尼設計的

313
00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:29,959
‎誰是奧列格卡西尼？

314
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:45,709
‎太好了

315
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,251
‎刪掉

316
00:16:09,626 --> 00:16:11,043
‎（哪來的狗？）

317
00:16:11,126 --> 00:16:12,168
‎（發文）

318
00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:19,918
‎麥朵琳艾迪森

319
00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:21,834
‎麥朵琳艾迪森

320
00:16:22,793 --> 00:16:25,376
‎我忍不住一直叫妳的全名
‎我覺得真不好意思

321
00:16:25,459 --> 00:16:27,584
‎妳是我遇過最有名的人

322
00:16:27,668 --> 00:16:28,793
‎很特別吧？

323
00:16:28,876 --> 00:16:31,168
‎我喜歡麥朵琳的豔光四射

324
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,876
‎我覺得凡德魅爾也會喜歡

325
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:36,709
‎對他們來說根本不用考慮

326
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:40,543
‎我覺得妳會很高興加入凡德魅爾家族

327
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,043
‎這裡幾乎不會有什麼改變

328
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,918
‎-改變？
‎-這是企業併購案

329
00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:48,126
‎總會有些小改變

330
00:16:49,168 --> 00:16:50,334
‎什麼改變？

331
00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:52,626
‎我不知道

332
00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:56,209
‎冰箱只能放百事可樂
‎必須做垃圾分類

333
00:16:56,293 --> 00:16:59,209
‎我們從創立以來就會做垃圾分類

334
00:17:00,876 --> 00:17:03,959
‎還有，董事會對所有的創意內容
‎有最終決定權

335
00:17:05,293 --> 00:17:06,418
‎麥金莉

336
00:17:08,251 --> 00:17:10,459
‎我是這裡的創意總監

337
00:17:10,543 --> 00:17:12,584
‎每個選擇都出自於我

338
00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:13,876
‎我有最終決定權

339
00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:15,501
‎妳還是有啦

340
00:17:15,584 --> 00:17:16,418
‎算是吧

341
00:17:19,334 --> 00:17:21,001
‎但那畢竟是他們的錢

342
00:17:21,084 --> 00:17:23,126
‎他們也會想要控制，對吧？

343
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,334
‎妳要搭嗎？

344
00:17:26,126 --> 00:17:27,459
‎我搭下一班

345
00:17:27,543 --> 00:17:30,918
‎我知道聽起來很恐怖
‎但妥協沒那麼糟

346
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:33,876
‎其實我認為妳會覺得很美味

347
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,043
‎又清爽

348
00:17:35,126 --> 00:17:37,418
‎（百事可樂）

349
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:44,668
‎抱歉

350
00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:46,126
‎不好意思

351
00:17:46,209 --> 00:17:47,626
‎我們不能再這樣見面了

352
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,501
‎我今天早上沒機會自我介紹
‎我叫詹姆斯

353
00:17:51,043 --> 00:17:51,876
‎詹姆斯柯藍

354
00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:53,793
‎我是麥朵琳艾迪森

355
00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:56,626
‎但我想你應該知道

356
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,334
‎這聽起來很扯
‎但我們有共同認識的人

357
00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:00,376
‎珍妮柯藍，我姊妹

358
00:18:00,459 --> 00:18:02,501
‎她在布朗大學跟妳一起上大一文學課

359
00:18:02,584 --> 00:18:04,043
‎她經常吹噓這件事

360
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,959
‎珍妮，珍妮佛

361
00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:09,834
‎珍妮還好嗎？

362
00:18:11,043 --> 00:18:12,501
‎妳不太會說謊，對吧？

363
00:18:12,584 --> 00:18:13,918
‎我不擅長說謊

364
00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:18,126
‎除非妳有重要的會議或約會…

365
00:18:18,209 --> 00:18:19,959
‎妳當然有了，妳可是麥朵琳艾迪森

366
00:18:20,043 --> 00:18:22,126
‎要不要跟我喝一杯？

367
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:25,251
‎今天這麼辛苦，我值得喝一杯

368
00:18:25,876 --> 00:18:28,668
‎約在葛萊美西公園
‎新飯店裡的酒吧好嗎？

369
00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:31,918
‎那裡剛入選最佳酒吧名單，我九點到

370
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:38,251
‎我有個問題

371
00:18:39,209 --> 00:18:42,126
‎你不會收集我的頭髮放在祭壇上吧？

372
00:18:42,209 --> 00:18:44,501
‎不會，怎麼了？發生過這種事嗎？

373
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:46,709
‎發生過兩次

374
00:18:50,918 --> 00:18:52,001
‎今晚有什麼計畫嗎？

375
00:18:52,084 --> 00:18:54,501
‎我會盯著我的麥朵琳貼文

376
00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:56,543
‎納悶為何沒人感興趣

377
00:18:56,626 --> 00:18:57,626
‎我感興趣啊

378
00:18:58,376 --> 00:18:59,918
‎“擺姿勢大挑戰”？

379
00:19:00,001 --> 00:19:04,626
‎比碧昂絲第六張
‎最夠味的黑人專輯《檸檬特調》還猛

380
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:07,793
‎我不是碧昂絲，我連凱莉羅蘭都不是

381
00:19:08,418 --> 00:19:11,334
‎我只是個想不出好內容的廢物

382
00:19:11,876 --> 00:19:13,876
‎我只擅長兩件事

383
00:19:13,959 --> 00:19:16,418
‎穿高跟鞋側翻，還有拍我老闆的馬屁

384
00:19:16,501 --> 00:19:19,084
‎別再想手機的事了

385
00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:20,459
‎你去過“蠢婊子”嗎？

386
00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:21,876
‎有人叫過我蠢婊子

387
00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:23,209
‎那是在亨克廳辦的派對

388
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,793
‎那是布許維克最棒的酷兒聚會地點

389
00:19:25,876 --> 00:19:26,876
‎你該來玩玩

390
00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:29,043
‎一起聊聊天

391
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,668
‎別再想手機了，讓演算法發揮功用

392
00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:35,626
‎蠢婊子

393
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,751
‎蠢婊子

394
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:40,626
‎-蠢婊子…
‎-我們要去蠢婊子

395
00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:42,334
‎是嗎？

396
00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:43,376
‎對，沒錯

397
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,293
‎你們兩個終於可以一起玩了

398
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:51,001
‎主題是“2003年”

399
00:19:51,084 --> 00:19:52,959
‎完美裝扮是一定要的

400
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:54,668
‎但我相信那不成問題

401
00:19:56,334 --> 00:19:57,168
‎我加入

402
00:20:00,209 --> 00:20:02,543
‎你真的能穿高跟鞋側翻嗎？

403
00:20:02,626 --> 00:20:05,084
‎今晚把我灌醉就知道了

404
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:15,793
‎（麥朵琳的豔光四射）

405
00:20:24,751 --> 00:20:25,751
‎好

406
00:20:47,168 --> 00:20:51,293
‎所以妳要跟某個
‎在電梯裡遇到的男人去喝一杯？

407
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,126
‎我在這裡等

408
00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:54,751
‎泰迪，你並排停車

409
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:57,918
‎我很了解妳，我知道我不用等太久

410
00:20:58,751 --> 00:21:00,751
‎你是說我不能給他一個機會？

411
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:03,001
‎他風趣、可愛又崇拜我

412
00:21:03,084 --> 00:21:04,418
‎那個頭髮祭壇男也是

413
00:21:04,501 --> 00:21:05,334
‎這樣吧

414
00:21:06,209 --> 00:21:07,543
‎我還是別多管閒事好了

415
00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:08,959
‎多管閒事？

416
00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:11,918
‎你根本就像我的心理諮商師
‎只是我不會為了討好你而說謊

417
00:21:12,418 --> 00:21:13,959
‎你想說什麼就說吧

418
00:21:14,876 --> 00:21:17,584
‎妳從不給任何人機會
‎妳總是會雞蛋裡挑骨頭

419
00:21:17,668 --> 00:21:20,001
‎連在漢普頓有房子的億萬富翁男也是

420
00:21:20,084 --> 00:21:21,126
‎是在西漢普敦

421
00:21:21,209 --> 00:21:24,626
‎我可以錄下來重播，讓妳自己聽聽看

422
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:29,126
‎我知道我對每件事的標準都很高

423
00:21:29,209 --> 00:21:30,501
‎但我願意妥協

424
00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:34,834
‎其實我可能很快就得妥協
‎快到我無法想像

425
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,834
‎所以別把我當成自命不凡
‎與現實脫節的女王

426
00:21:37,918 --> 00:21:40,876
‎習慣事事順心如意、掌控全局

427
00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:44,334
‎別傻了，妳才不會自命不凡

428
00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:50,209
‎晚餐好了

429
00:21:50,293 --> 00:21:52,084
‎我沒空吃，我很忙，要換裝

430
00:21:52,168 --> 00:21:53,501
‎不好意思

431
00:21:53,584 --> 00:21:56,793
‎馬可麥西亞先生
‎你在平日晚上忙到沒空吃晚餐

432
00:21:56,876 --> 00:21:58,376
‎因為你要做什麼？

433
00:22:00,251 --> 00:22:01,084
‎換裝

434
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:05,043
‎我要為派對換裝

435
00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:06,626
‎但問題是

436
00:22:06,709 --> 00:22:08,126
‎妳為什麼要精心打扮？

437
00:22:08,209 --> 00:22:09,209
‎不為什麼

438
00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:11,959
‎妳打扮得這麼漂亮，一定有鬼

439
00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:13,251
‎我不過是要去見客戶

440
00:22:13,334 --> 00:22:16,834
‎妳做了頭髮、塗了唇膏

441
00:22:17,709 --> 00:22:18,751
‎妳穿了塑身衣嗎？

442
00:22:18,834 --> 00:22:20,751
‎好啦，我要去約會，可以了嗎？

443
00:22:20,834 --> 00:22:21,709
‎拜託你…

444
00:22:21,793 --> 00:22:23,876
‎-天啊，妳臉紅了
‎-我沒有

445
00:22:23,959 --> 00:22:26,459
‎聽著，我們要在他家約會

446
00:22:26,543 --> 00:22:28,959
‎我不會在他家過夜
‎你知道這樣就夠了

447
00:22:29,876 --> 00:22:32,459
‎好吧，如果是約會

448
00:22:32,543 --> 00:22:34,751
‎妳可以再加強一下

449
00:22:35,376 --> 00:22:36,376
‎只是打亮而已

450
00:22:38,084 --> 00:22:39,209
‎這裡

451
00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:40,751
‎跟這裡

452
00:22:41,668 --> 00:22:42,834
‎好漂亮

453
00:22:44,584 --> 00:22:45,709
‎我不會等妳回家

454
00:22:47,584 --> 00:22:48,626
‎你好

455
00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:51,334
‎你好

456
00:22:51,959 --> 00:22:52,959
‎我是律師耶

457
00:22:53,626 --> 00:22:55,751
‎大家好，我是馬可

458
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:58,334
‎今晚，我要教大家如何轉換造型

459
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,126
‎讓時光倒流

460
00:23:00,209 --> 00:23:02,876
‎快讓開，滑板男孩和再見男孩

461
00:23:02,959 --> 00:23:06,418
‎因為今晚，我們要大談另類羅曼史

462
00:23:06,501 --> 00:23:10,459
‎我們要挑染、畫眼線

463
00:23:10,543 --> 00:23:13,501
‎讓全城歡聲雷動，因為我們怎麼樣？

464
00:23:13,584 --> 00:23:14,834
‎很美麗

465
00:23:14,918 --> 00:23:16,168
‎你也說一次

466
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:39,793
‎馬可，親愛的

467
00:23:40,501 --> 00:23:42,376
‎你幹嘛跟這些社會底層人士在這等？

468
00:23:42,459 --> 00:23:43,751
‎你今晚跟我在一起

469
00:23:43,834 --> 00:23:45,751
‎我們只會等著在洗手間吸毒

470
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:47,834
‎我開玩笑的

471
00:23:47,918 --> 00:23:49,626
‎我比較喜歡用鑰匙吸少量

472
00:23:49,709 --> 00:23:50,543
‎嗨

473
00:23:51,209 --> 00:23:52,209
‎謝謝

474
00:23:54,043 --> 00:23:54,876
‎（你好，美人）

475
00:23:55,376 --> 00:23:57,918
‎看來你的社群媒體死對頭決定露臉

476
00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,668
‎而且打扮得很有爭議性

477
00:23:59,751 --> 00:24:02,543
‎（別再窮下去了）

478
00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,793
‎但她還是有切題

479
00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:05,876
‎是沒錯

480
00:24:05,959 --> 00:24:09,084
‎你的麥朵琳貼文怎麼樣了？

481
00:24:09,168 --> 00:24:12,293
‎我不知道，因為我沒看

482
00:24:12,376 --> 00:24:13,751
‎正確答案

483
00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:14,918
‎因為你要做什麼？

484
00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:16,376
‎讓演算法發揮功用

485
00:24:16,459 --> 00:24:17,959
‎正確

486
00:24:18,043 --> 00:24:20,584
‎那年是2003年

487
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:23,918
‎年輕人戴著厚重的眼鏡
‎穿著復古T恤

488
00:24:24,001 --> 00:24:26,293
‎在那短暫的閃耀時刻

489
00:24:26,376 --> 00:24:28,126
‎歌手賈斯汀還蠻酷的

490
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:31,793
‎為愛瘋狂吧，繼續為愛瘋狂

491
00:24:31,876 --> 00:24:33,293
‎別忘了點酒跟給小費

492
00:24:33,376 --> 00:24:36,668
‎因為再過幾分鐘
‎我們就要用假藉口入侵伊拉克了

493
00:24:36,751 --> 00:24:38,543
‎開始吧

494
00:24:39,001 --> 00:24:40,168
‎太讚了

495
00:24:40,251 --> 00:24:43,543
‎妳好，我最愛的有色女王

496
00:24:43,626 --> 00:24:44,751
‎妳好嗎？需要什麼嗎？

497
00:24:44,834 --> 00:24:46,834
‎-還有免費化妝品嗎？
‎-天啊

498
00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:48,751
‎馬可，這位是迪斯莫法魯爾

499
00:24:48,834 --> 00:24:50,459
‎每週二負責主持“蠢婊子”派對

500
00:24:50,543 --> 00:24:53,668
‎迪斯莫，這是馬可
‎他跟我一起擔任麥朵琳的助理

501
00:24:53,751 --> 00:24:55,668
‎天啊，我喜歡你的裝扮

502
00:24:55,751 --> 00:24:57,251
‎什麼裝扮？我起床就這樣了

503
00:24:57,334 --> 00:24:59,084
‎好喔，簡直是碧昂絲

504
00:24:59,168 --> 00:25:00,459
‎再帶他來參加變裝之夜

505
00:25:00,543 --> 00:25:01,959
‎你喜歡變裝吧？

506
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,001
‎天啊，超喜歡，我愛死了

507
00:25:04,084 --> 00:25:05,918
‎你最喜歡的三位變裝皇后是誰？

508
00:25:06,001 --> 00:25:07,459
‎要沒上過《魯保羅變裝皇后秀》

509
00:25:07,543 --> 00:25:08,668
‎我知道幾位

510
00:25:08,751 --> 00:25:11,418
‎-但我想不起來
‎-等等…我要拍張照

511
00:25:11,501 --> 00:25:13,334
‎-拍什麼？
‎-拍下你純真的模樣

512
00:25:14,668 --> 00:25:16,876
‎現在我們成了朋友
‎你再也不會這麼天真無邪了

513
00:25:18,959 --> 00:25:20,418
‎各位，我們來了

514
00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:22,918
‎-你們好
‎-大排長龍，好悶，誰在乎？

515
00:25:23,001 --> 00:25:25,334
‎這是我在二手店買的

516
00:25:25,418 --> 00:25:27,043
‎-喜歡嗎？
‎-好，我喜歡

517
00:25:28,001 --> 00:25:30,418
‎班穿得像《星際爭霸戰》

518
00:25:31,126 --> 00:25:32,334
‎這不只是《星際爭霸戰》

519
00:25:32,418 --> 00:25:34,543
‎這是《星際爭霸戰：星艦前傳》

520
00:25:34,626 --> 00:25:37,043
‎那影集什麼時候播的？2003年

521
00:25:37,126 --> 00:25:38,709
‎難道那不是今天的主題嗎？

522
00:25:38,793 --> 00:25:40,668
‎好啦…

523
00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:43,918
‎真的是什麼都嚇不了你

524
00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:45,668
‎-我們去幫大家拿飲料
‎-好

525
00:25:46,293 --> 00:25:49,001
‎看來我挑戰失敗了

526
00:25:50,459 --> 00:25:54,709
‎因為我完全沒有擺姿勢

527
00:25:54,793 --> 00:25:56,293
‎你知道那挑戰？

528
00:25:56,376 --> 00:25:58,209
‎當然了，你發的文我都有看

529
00:25:58,959 --> 00:26:01,209
‎因為我們是同事，對吧？

530
00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:03,001
‎挑戰進行得如何？

531
00:26:03,084 --> 00:26:05,584
‎還是別告訴我好了
‎我要讓演算法發揮功用

532
00:26:05,668 --> 00:26:06,959
‎挑戰爆紅了

533
00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:10,334
‎至少有一則貼文爆紅了
‎今晚你發的那一篇

534
00:26:10,418 --> 00:26:12,459
‎慢著，我今晚什麼都沒發

535
00:26:12,543 --> 00:26:13,793
‎你有啊

536
00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:15,376
‎真不敢相信麥朵琳讓你發這個

537
00:26:15,459 --> 00:26:17,876
‎好真實、好醜

538
00:26:18,126 --> 00:26:19,501
‎（糟糕）

539
00:26:19,584 --> 00:26:21,459
‎我的天啊

540
00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,793
‎我今天看了妳的Instagram，妳真忙

541
00:26:28,793 --> 00:26:30,084
‎好看嗎？

542
00:26:30,168 --> 00:26:34,251
‎我很少看，都是我的員工幫我發文

543
00:26:34,959 --> 00:26:36,793
‎抱歉，妳一定覺得這像是在工作

544
00:26:36,876 --> 00:26:39,001
‎我們來做個約定
‎今晚就把手機收起來

545
00:26:39,918 --> 00:26:40,918
‎好啊

546
00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:43,376
‎我不需要手機，我跟傳奇人物在一起

547
00:26:44,668 --> 00:26:47,001
‎我不會大聲說我是傳奇人物

548
00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:51,918
‎當麥朵琳艾迪森是什麼感覺？

549
00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:54,043
‎現在感覺起來很忙

550
00:26:54,126 --> 00:26:55,293
‎聽起來不錯

551
00:26:55,376 --> 00:26:58,418
‎我的公司有機會成長和擴張

552
00:26:58,501 --> 00:26:59,668
‎聽起來也很不錯

553
00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:00,876
‎是有可能

554
00:27:00,959 --> 00:27:02,334
‎不過呢

555
00:27:02,418 --> 00:27:05,334
‎這牽涉到讓別人擁有控制權

556
00:27:05,418 --> 00:27:07,168
‎那樣不好嗎？

557
00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:08,251
‎不好

558
00:27:08,334 --> 00:27:13,043
‎我真的很喜歡掌控一切

559
00:27:13,126 --> 00:27:14,793
‎我當模特兒時，從來沒有掌控權

560
00:27:14,876 --> 00:27:19,251
‎到處都是鹹豬手和咄咄逼人的狗仔

561
00:27:19,334 --> 00:27:21,293
‎最後，我不再年輕了

562
00:27:21,376 --> 00:27:23,001
‎那一定很難熬

563
00:27:23,084 --> 00:27:26,709
‎是啊，但我堅持住，倖存下來

564
00:27:26,793 --> 00:27:30,168
‎妳不只倖存下來，還大獲全勝

565
00:27:34,001 --> 00:27:37,459
‎原諒我，我太自私了

566
00:27:37,543 --> 00:27:39,959
‎我甚至沒問你是做什麼的

567
00:27:40,668 --> 00:27:42,293
‎那很無聊

568
00:27:42,376 --> 00:27:44,168
‎拜託，能有多無聊？

569
00:27:44,251 --> 00:27:48,168
‎我擁有一間製片公司
‎專門服務企業客戶

570
00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:49,251
‎很無聊

571
00:27:50,459 --> 00:27:51,751
‎非常無聊

572
00:27:54,668 --> 00:27:55,501
‎沒錯

573
00:27:56,251 --> 00:27:57,251
‎我無法反駁

574
00:27:59,459 --> 00:28:00,459
‎很糟嗎？

575
00:28:00,543 --> 00:28:03,043
‎比賀曼電視頻道的佳節特別節目還糟

576
00:28:03,126 --> 00:28:06,293
‎你違反了麥朵琳艾迪森內容法第三條
‎要永遠漂亮的規則

577
00:28:06,376 --> 00:28:09,334
‎-第一和第二條規則是什麼？
‎-永遠燦笑、永遠拿著花

578
00:28:09,418 --> 00:28:11,709
‎那根本不是我發的，你們看發文時間

579
00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:13,959
‎我人不在辦公室

580
00:28:14,043 --> 00:28:14,959
‎查德在

581
00:28:15,043 --> 00:28:17,168
‎他知道社群手機放在哪

582
00:28:17,251 --> 00:28:19,084
‎而且他一直拿你的事來煩我

583
00:28:19,751 --> 00:28:21,793
‎那我登入刪除就好

584
00:28:21,876 --> 00:28:24,751
‎那已經被全世界截圖三次了

585
00:28:24,834 --> 00:28:26,209
‎刪了也沒用

586
00:28:26,876 --> 00:28:29,376
‎好吧，那我會告訴麥朵琳是查德幹的

587
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,209
‎然後呢？聽起來很小心眼？

588
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:32,876
‎還是瘋了？那有什麼幫助？

589
00:28:32,959 --> 00:28:35,334
‎你正處於公關危機的爆發點

590
00:28:35,418 --> 00:28:37,334
‎只有三條路可走

591
00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:39,084
‎第一條，用筆記應用程式道歉

592
00:28:39,168 --> 00:28:42,168
‎第二條，在Instagram直播
‎淚流滿面、素顏崩潰

593
00:28:42,251 --> 00:28:44,501
‎第三，解決氣候危機

594
00:28:45,084 --> 00:28:46,584
‎-那有用嗎？
‎-絕對沒用

595
00:28:48,043 --> 00:28:50,334
‎她才剛提醒我，她想賣掉公司

596
00:28:50,418 --> 00:28:53,209
‎她跟我說不准有意外
‎她必須看起來完美亮麗

597
00:28:53,293 --> 00:28:54,793
‎萬一公司賣不出去怎麼辦？

598
00:28:54,876 --> 00:28:57,918
‎如果這有幫助的話
‎麥朵琳一向相信第二次機會

599
00:28:58,001 --> 00:28:59,834
‎我已經用掉第二次機會了

600
00:28:59,918 --> 00:29:01,418
‎那你絕對會被開除

601
00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:12,334
‎我都沒發現這麼晚了

602
00:29:14,001 --> 00:29:17,126
‎謝謝你約我出門
‎讓我度過一個意想不到的夜晚

603
00:29:17,209 --> 00:29:19,959
‎謝謝妳分享故事
‎那些很值得寫進書裡

604
00:29:21,334 --> 00:29:23,293
‎-我能問你一件事嗎？
‎-那當然

605
00:29:24,251 --> 00:29:27,959
‎如果有買家對你的製片公司有興趣

606
00:29:29,793 --> 00:29:30,834
‎你會接受嗎？

607
00:29:31,626 --> 00:29:33,751
‎我必須衡量利弊

608
00:29:33,834 --> 00:29:35,626
‎考量金錢、我的新角色

609
00:29:35,709 --> 00:29:37,834
‎但最重要的是我的創作自由

610
00:29:38,793 --> 00:29:42,501
‎確實必須生存，但也必須面對自己

611
00:29:44,418 --> 00:29:46,001
‎永遠不想被拋在後頭

612
00:29:50,793 --> 00:29:52,793
‎這是我的車

613
00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:55,584
‎這是我的名片

614
00:30:04,418 --> 00:30:05,418
‎有多糟？

615
00:30:06,501 --> 00:30:07,793
‎他噴錯古龍水了嗎？

616
00:30:07,876 --> 00:30:10,709
‎點錯飲料？說錯故事？

617
00:30:10,793 --> 00:30:12,501
‎他幫我找到光明

618
00:30:19,793 --> 00:30:21,626
‎等等，你要走了？

619
00:30:22,543 --> 00:30:25,043
‎對，派對結束了

620
00:30:25,126 --> 00:30:26,334
‎至少對我來說結束了

621
00:30:27,209 --> 00:30:29,293
‎我送你去搭車

622
00:30:29,376 --> 00:30:31,334
‎這是我身為星際艦隊軍官的職責

623
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:34,418
‎我不會有事的，希望如此

624
00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:35,959
‎你會很棒的

625
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,626
‎我…

626
00:30:38,001 --> 00:30:39,918
‎我是說真的，你會改變世界

627
00:30:42,001 --> 00:30:43,001
‎晚安，班

628
00:30:47,376 --> 00:30:48,376
‎馬可

629
00:30:49,251 --> 00:30:50,084
‎什麼事？

630
00:30:52,293 --> 00:30:53,376
‎你很美麗

631
00:30:56,251 --> 00:30:57,251
‎你也說一次

632
00:30:57,334 --> 00:30:59,001
‎（入口）

633
00:31:20,751 --> 00:31:23,126
‎你怎麼回來了？
‎連我都知道現在還很早

634
00:31:23,209 --> 00:31:26,168
‎除非現在那不關我的事
‎因為我只是你的房東

635
00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:27,959
‎媽？

636
00:31:28,543 --> 00:31:30,418
‎這是我最愛聽的字

637
00:31:30,501 --> 00:31:31,418
‎怎麼了？

638
00:31:32,376 --> 00:31:35,209
‎妳那爛辦公室的工作還有缺人嗎？

639
00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:37,543
‎怎麼了？你被開除了嗎？

640
00:31:38,209 --> 00:31:39,293
‎有可能

641
00:31:39,376 --> 00:31:40,543
‎我闖了大禍

642
00:31:40,626 --> 00:31:43,251
‎我可能還搞砸了一筆企業收購案

643
00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:45,459
‎等我老闆發現後，我就死定了

644
00:31:45,543 --> 00:31:46,459
‎你做了什麼？

645
00:31:47,126 --> 00:31:49,834
‎據說我發了一張很醜的照片

646
00:31:51,001 --> 00:31:53,126
‎就那樣？誰在乎啊？

647
00:31:53,209 --> 00:31:54,793
‎這是大事

648
00:31:54,876 --> 00:31:57,251
‎我老闆是模特兒，漂亮就是一切

649
00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:58,293
‎讓我看看

650
00:32:01,168 --> 00:32:02,876
‎沒那麼糟

651
00:32:02,959 --> 00:32:05,251
‎我被拍過更糟的

652
00:32:05,334 --> 00:32:08,251
‎我覺得很有共鳴

653
00:32:08,334 --> 00:32:09,251
‎是嗎？

654
00:32:09,334 --> 00:32:11,168
‎每個人都有看起來很蠢的時候

655
00:32:11,251 --> 00:32:13,334
‎就連大名鼎鼎的麥朵琳艾迪森也是

656
00:32:13,418 --> 00:32:15,334
‎那才不醜，反而很勇敢

657
00:32:17,709 --> 00:32:19,376
‎我想重點是要怎麼解釋吧？

658
00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:22,709
‎或是胡說八道開脫
‎那是你最愛用的技巧

659
00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:26,459
‎我知道該怎麼補救了

660
00:32:26,543 --> 00:32:28,501
‎我一直都想成為網紅

661
00:32:28,584 --> 00:32:31,709
‎但現在是要成為關鍵時刻的網紅

662
00:32:34,084 --> 00:32:35,084
‎等等

663
00:32:36,709 --> 00:32:37,709
‎約會怎麼樣？

664
00:32:38,668 --> 00:32:39,834
‎打亮幫了大忙

665
00:32:47,584 --> 00:32:49,043
‎早安，麥朵琳

666
00:32:49,126 --> 00:32:51,918
‎容我說一句，妳今天美極了

667
00:32:52,001 --> 00:32:54,293
‎想要有自信，就要看起來有自信

668
00:32:55,459 --> 00:32:58,001
‎妳今天還沒看社群媒體吧？

669
00:32:58,084 --> 00:32:59,918
‎還沒有，怎麼了？

670
00:33:00,001 --> 00:33:02,376
‎沒事，完全沒事

671
00:33:04,543 --> 00:33:06,334
‎查德，我決定了

672
00:33:07,626 --> 00:33:09,418
‎我們要保留舊的試妝櫃

673
00:33:09,501 --> 00:33:11,959
‎不要LED燈、不要智慧美顏程式

674
00:33:12,043 --> 00:33:13,793
‎也不要施華洛世奇水晶

675
00:33:13,876 --> 00:33:14,918
‎不會吧

676
00:33:15,543 --> 00:33:16,584
‎媽

677
00:33:16,668 --> 00:33:18,459
‎妳懂了，妳終於開竅了

678
00:33:18,543 --> 00:33:20,251
‎還有

679
00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:21,834
‎我們不會賣給凡德魅爾

680
00:33:21,918 --> 00:33:24,084
‎我想成長和擴張的程度超乎你的想像

681
00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:28,168
‎但如果那代表
‎我無法掌控創意這一塊，就免談

682
00:33:28,251 --> 00:33:30,251
‎-對吧，馬可？
‎-對

683
00:33:31,084 --> 00:33:32,959
‎但銷售量還不夠好

684
00:33:33,043 --> 00:33:34,709
‎我們會讓銷售量回升的

685
00:33:35,459 --> 00:33:37,001
‎我們一直都做得到
‎也會一直這樣下去

686
00:33:38,001 --> 00:33:40,793
‎真有趣，妳這麼信任馬可

687
00:33:42,043 --> 00:33:44,876
‎他卻是這樣看妳的

688
00:33:48,459 --> 00:33:49,751
‎你發了…

689
00:33:51,834 --> 00:33:52,834
‎那張照片？

690
00:33:53,876 --> 00:33:55,084
‎對

691
00:33:55,168 --> 00:33:56,209
‎是我發的

692
00:33:58,084 --> 00:34:02,126
‎妳很美，但大家需要看到妳的這一面

693
00:34:02,918 --> 00:34:06,626
‎我知道妳喜歡擺好姿勢、站在定點上

694
00:34:07,126 --> 00:34:08,459
‎但這樣很棒

695
00:34:09,459 --> 00:34:11,501
‎按讚的人數暴增

696
00:34:11,584 --> 00:34:12,959
‎連蜜雪兒歐巴馬都留言了

697
00:34:13,043 --> 00:34:14,959
‎蜜雪兒歐巴馬？給我看

698
00:34:18,626 --> 00:34:21,418
‎我叫你刪掉這張照片

699
00:34:23,418 --> 00:34:25,084
‎你卻背著我發文

700
00:34:26,251 --> 00:34:27,084
‎我知道

701
00:34:27,168 --> 00:34:30,334
‎那是不對的，我應該當面告訴妳

702
00:34:30,418 --> 00:34:33,001
‎我發誓下不為例

703
00:34:33,751 --> 00:34:36,793
‎我會確保不會有下次，馬可

704
00:34:38,668 --> 00:34:40,501
‎信任是很脆弱的

705
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,959
‎你不該礙著我

706
00:34:51,418 --> 00:34:53,626
‎你不該退回黑色背心

707
00:34:53,709 --> 00:34:55,334
‎那件比較好看

708
00:35:03,459 --> 00:35:05,251
‎我都聽到了

709
00:35:05,334 --> 00:35:06,751
‎我知道我應該挺身而出

710
00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:08,834
‎我的快嘴又害我惹上另一個麻煩

711
00:35:08,918 --> 00:35:10,043
‎-但是我…
‎-是你

712
00:35:11,293 --> 00:35:14,126
‎讓麥朵琳對她無法控制的事感到自在

713
00:35:16,584 --> 00:35:18,168
‎你真的是新的我

714
00:35:20,584 --> 00:35:22,168
‎我去買咖啡，妳接電話？

715
00:35:22,251 --> 00:35:23,251
‎好

716
00:35:24,834 --> 00:35:26,793
‎妳不能取消和凡德魅爾的交易

717
00:35:26,876 --> 00:35:29,709
‎就我所知
‎這不是“查德的豔光四射”

718
00:35:34,668 --> 00:35:37,709
‎如果我們不賣給凡德魅爾
‎就沒有豔光四射了

719
00:35:41,209 --> 00:35:43,251
‎你把握機會卻失敗

720
00:35:43,334 --> 00:35:44,459
‎至少你試過了

721
00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:46,543
‎我沒有把握機會

722
00:35:46,626 --> 00:35:49,751
‎我沒有約他出去，我沒說他可愛

723
00:35:50,501 --> 00:35:51,751
‎我試過了，但…

724
00:35:52,876 --> 00:35:53,876
‎我做不到

725
00:35:53,959 --> 00:35:54,793
‎為什麼？

726
00:36:00,543 --> 00:36:01,668
‎我退縮了

727
00:36:21,001 --> 00:36:23,626
‎如妳所見，銷售額不只是持平

728
00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:26,751
‎而是急速下滑，沒有資金進來

729
00:36:27,959 --> 00:36:29,084
‎財務大失血

730
00:36:29,668 --> 00:36:30,876
‎查德

731
00:36:31,668 --> 00:36:34,668
‎你為什麼這麼慢才告訴我？

732
00:36:36,001 --> 00:36:37,501
‎我以為我能補救

733
00:36:37,584 --> 00:36:40,209
‎我本來想補救，不想驚動到妳

734
00:36:40,959 --> 00:36:42,793
‎我以為我可以當個英雄，化險為夷

735
00:36:42,876 --> 00:36:44,459
‎讓妳發揮創意

736
00:36:45,376 --> 00:36:46,543
‎但我們別無選擇

737
00:36:46,626 --> 00:36:50,043
‎現在不是賣掉，就是失去一切

738
00:36:51,168 --> 00:36:53,709
‎你們好，我的豔光四射家族

739
00:36:53,793 --> 00:36:55,418
‎抱歉，妳不能就這樣走進來

740
00:36:55,501 --> 00:36:57,209
‎她可以

741
00:36:57,293 --> 00:36:58,793
‎請幫忙關上門，維妮莎

742
00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:01,918
‎好，我現在是誰？

743
00:37:05,834 --> 00:37:06,668
‎妳是我媽

744
00:37:06,751 --> 00:37:08,043
‎沒錯

745
00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:09,959
‎對了，我很喜歡那張照片

746
00:37:10,043 --> 00:37:12,043
‎而且蜜雪兒歐巴馬也留言了

747
00:37:13,334 --> 00:37:15,126
‎我能說句話嗎？妳好勇敢

748
00:37:15,209 --> 00:37:16,751
‎我真的好勇敢

749
00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:19,293
‎看來有人在紐約觀光

750
00:37:19,376 --> 00:37:22,793
‎我在勝百諾吃了第一片道地的披薩

751
00:37:22,876 --> 00:37:24,209
‎我初次體驗百老匯

752
00:37:24,293 --> 00:37:25,959
‎那叫什麼來著？《破銅爛鐵》

753
00:37:26,751 --> 00:37:30,584
‎我還買了最能代表紐約的點心

754
00:37:31,168 --> 00:37:32,376
‎真正的可拿滋

755
00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:35,084
‎在安賽兒烘焙坊買的

756
00:37:35,168 --> 00:37:36,709
‎是安賽“爾”烘焙坊

757
00:37:37,584 --> 00:37:40,084
‎沒差，拜託收下這個可拿滋

758
00:37:42,334 --> 00:37:45,084
‎敬凡德魅爾和麥朵琳的豔光四射

759
00:37:45,168 --> 00:37:47,418
‎放縱又絲滑的聯姻

760
00:37:53,334 --> 00:37:54,168
‎真好吃

761
00:37:55,709 --> 00:37:57,751
‎我不想變成小豬

762
00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:00,293
‎別害羞，我還有很多

763
00:38:01,251 --> 00:38:03,168
‎不客氣，祝你有愉快的一天

764
00:38:03,251 --> 00:38:04,418
‎嗨

765
00:38:04,501 --> 00:38:05,459
‎你好

766
00:38:06,001 --> 00:38:06,834
‎我記得你

767
00:38:08,501 --> 00:38:09,751
‎我也記得你

768
00:38:09,834 --> 00:38:10,918
‎你叫什麼名字？

769
00:38:11,001 --> 00:38:12,959
‎彼特？不對，波特

770
00:38:13,043 --> 00:38:13,876
‎普雷斯頓

771
00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:18,251
‎是帕克，但你早就知道了

772
00:38:18,334 --> 00:38:20,293
‎這樣跟你巧遇還真怪

773
00:38:20,376 --> 00:38:23,418
‎也許我只是在街角等你出現

774
00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:24,709
‎有印象嗎？

775
00:38:24,793 --> 00:38:26,668
‎我不懂那種感覺

776
00:38:26,751 --> 00:38:28,043
‎我不懂那種情緒

777
00:38:33,543 --> 00:38:35,376
‎那就這樣了

778
00:38:36,834 --> 00:38:39,418
‎你真的覺得
‎我光鮮亮麗的外表只是偽裝？

779
00:38:40,626 --> 00:38:43,168
‎我覺得你沒有看起來那麼有自信

780
00:38:43,793 --> 00:38:44,918
‎但是

781
00:38:45,001 --> 00:38:46,168
‎老實說

782
00:38:46,251 --> 00:38:47,168
‎沒人有自信

783
00:38:48,001 --> 00:38:51,043
‎好吧，或許你是對的
‎但我知道我要什麼

784
00:38:51,126 --> 00:38:53,084
‎我不知道

785
00:38:53,168 --> 00:38:54,334
‎除非你開口告訴我

786
00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:57,168
‎你下星期要做什麼？

787
00:38:57,793 --> 00:38:58,751
‎很棒的開場白

788
00:38:58,834 --> 00:38:59,876
‎也許我們可以一起出去？

789
00:38:59,959 --> 00:39:00,876
‎只是也許？

790
00:39:02,751 --> 00:39:04,001
‎我想跟你一起出去

791
00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:07,084
‎喝酒、約會都可以，就這麼說定了

792
00:39:09,709 --> 00:39:10,543
‎好啊

793
00:40:31,543 --> 00:40:33,543
‎字幕翻譯：黃思怡

794
00:40:34,459 --> 00:40:36,459
‎字幕翻譯： 黃思怡