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‎大家好，是我，馬可

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‎我要教大家如何快速補妝

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‎當你玩得太開心，沒時間回家時

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‎（星期一）

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‎規則一

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‎誰有時間用眼線液？

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‎趕時間的時候，眼線筆最合適

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‎（星期二）

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‎規則二

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‎如果你整晚玩得凶

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‎遮瑕就要用得更凶，女孩

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‎（星期三）

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‎規則三

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‎補充水分

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‎你的皮膚會感謝你

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‎最重要的規則

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‎（星期四）

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‎保持簡單妝容

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‎（帕克：今晚見？）

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‎因為如果你夠幸運

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‎你的妝很快就會花了

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‎豔光四射

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‎天啊

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‎再戰一回合吧？

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‎對不起，先生，我不懂運動

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‎沒差

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‎-我可以教你
‎-教我？

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‎這叫延長賽

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‎天啊，暫停

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‎我對你一無所知

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‎我們已經玩了一星期

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‎我想你知道所有重要的事

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‎這是什麼？

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‎高中曲棍球隊

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‎我在各方面都是道地波士頓人

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‎這是什麼？

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‎生日香檳

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‎瓶子我都會保留下來

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‎這是什麼？

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‎我是指我們

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‎我們在做什麼？

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‎我們玩得很開心

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‎就那樣？

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‎我喜歡你

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‎我喜歡我們

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‎但是

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‎我想我已經表明得很清楚了

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‎我不想認真談感情

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‎因為是我？

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‎跟誰都不想

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‎我是過來人，心碎過

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‎那樣沒關係吧？

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‎這樣就夠了吧？

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‎我真的得趕去上班了

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‎我一個禮拜沒換衣服
‎我會被他們酸的

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‎你要換乾淨的衣服嗎？

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‎我這裡有整個衣櫥的衣服

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‎拜託

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‎除非我能把這件改成露肚裝？

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‎拜託

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‎那…

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‎我今晚有空

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‎我沒空

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‎但我們很快就能再見面

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‎我保證

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‎你知道…

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‎我們現在這樣很棒

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‎沒必要把事情複雜化

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‎好嗎？

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‎好

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‎好

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‎“理直氣壯地耀眼”

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‎“理直氣壯地展現”

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‎“理直氣壯地發光”

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‎歡迎欣賞麥朵琳的豔光四射
‎同志驕傲月廣告

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‎我能“理直氣壯”地說

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‎那口號是我想出來的

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‎是我踩飛輪時聽到的一首老歌

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‎那是TLC合唱團的歌，沒那麼老

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‎-那是一首很老的歌
‎-才不是

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‎歌裡傳達了一段很重要的訊息

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‎“我很棒

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‎我在這裡

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‎我很夠格”

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‎艾莉莎說同志們會很喜歡

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‎妳喜歡，對吧？

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‎很難說
‎我從沒做過同志驕傲月的廣告

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‎我做過

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‎在Quibi串流

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‎在MoviePass電影票平台

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‎在杜安里德藥妝店

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‎這廣告集結了
‎所有的BASICS基本要素

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‎B代表“要性感”

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‎裸露永遠是潮流

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‎A代表“模稜兩可”

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‎我們要保持樂觀和無意義

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‎就像“愛就是愛”
‎或是林曼努爾米蘭達

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‎S代表“性感”？

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‎不對

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‎“裸露”有賣點

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‎但“性”讓人恐懼

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‎I代表“部分包容性”

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‎歡迎各種宗教和膚色的
‎帥哥美女加入我們

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‎C代表“共同體”

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‎我們的品牌包含了彩虹旗的每個顏色

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‎最後的S代表“性感”？

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‎我說過了不是

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‎夠了，我懂了

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‎打安全牌？

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‎我們嘗試以同志驕傲月為主題
‎絕對不是打安全牌

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‎我們是第一個參與
‎同志驕傲月的奢華品牌

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‎那就是我們要傳達的訊息
‎我們只要好好做就行了

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‎媒體一定會大肆報導

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‎更重要的是

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‎凡德魅爾也會滿意

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‎挽救妳的公司和所有人的飯碗

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‎這有點…

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‎太基本了

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‎不客氣

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‎不過少了點我們的品牌風格

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‎布莉特，加上黑邊

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‎用金色怎麼樣？

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‎讓模特兒來說故事

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‎我們應該讓他們直視鏡頭

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‎我要知道模特兒是誰

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‎這樣可以嗎？

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‎總是預先設想

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‎好，大家別忘了，這次的廣告是機密

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‎不要跟朋友分享設計

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‎不要發相關的限時動態

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‎不要做以此為主題的爆紅舞蹈挑戰

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‎要是不能出其不意

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‎這筆交易就泡湯了

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‎還有別的事嗎？

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‎抱歉，麥朵琳

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‎費茲打來，是關於今天攝影設備的事

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‎我來接

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‎做得好，馬可

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‎沒有你，我們做不出這個概念

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‎謝謝

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‎你一個星期都沒換衣服，他是誰？

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‎Uber男

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‎再在他家待一晚，我就要欠他房租了

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‎-這麼認真？這麼快？
‎-我倒希望是

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‎我問他我們之間是什麼
‎他說我們只是玩玩

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‎然後他就取消約會了

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‎我嚇到他了，對不對？

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‎玩玩還是可以往下發展，你要有耐心

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‎如果他說他還沒準備好認真談感情

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‎你就告訴他，你也還沒準備好

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‎目前是如此

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‎他兩點要踩飛輪

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‎我想我可以安排一次輕鬆的巧遇
‎緩和我們之間的氣氛

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‎你先去法務部門一趟

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‎我們需要商標審核的最新消息

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‎還有，你回來時順路去個洗手間

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‎洗洗頭髮

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‎洗掉那男人的味道

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‎我知道了

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‎你就不能幫那小子鼓掌一下嗎？

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‎他不過是想出一個點子

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‎那點子可以拯救公司

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‎我知道你很想挫挫他的銳氣

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‎但必要時也要小小鼓勵一下

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‎這我也有功勞，好嗎？

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‎我的掌聲呢？

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‎你是在美國出生的有錢白人男性

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‎你的存在就是掌聲

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‎那小子表現得比妳好
‎妳還這麼喜歡他，真有意思

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‎他是我的愛徒，他讓我很有面子

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‎等我有自己的辦公室時
‎他要接替我的位置

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‎馬可麥西亞會比妳
‎更早得到自己的辦公室

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‎畢竟是他救了公司，不是嗎？

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‎少來這一套

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‎我幫你媽媽完美效力了三年

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‎我總是服務到位，這是我應得的

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‎是啊

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‎但到了要決定該提拔誰的時候

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‎妳覺得她比較看重有點子的人

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‎還是預先準備好照片的人？

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‎如果我真的看到鬼，我不會害怕

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‎我會覺得很神奇

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‎那會是改變歷史的大發現

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‎別被騙了，馬可

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‎我知道有件事讓他很害怕

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‎你今晚要做什麼，馬可？

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‎我本來有約，但我現在不確定了

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‎怎麼了？你要出去嗎？

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‎對，我在考慮

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‎我可以去嗎？

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‎當然好，如果你想去的話

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‎聽起來很棒

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‎真的嗎？

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‎對

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‎我們該多聚聚

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‎我們是朋友，對吧？

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‎對啊

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‎我忘了去法務部門，我得走了

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‎我做到了，我約他出去了

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‎那有什麼問題？他答應了

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‎對，是以朋友的身分

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‎我們永遠都只會是朋友

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‎我不是…

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‎他想要的對象

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‎至少你們兩個還能正常對話

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‎維妮莎從上週開始就沒靠近過我

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‎等等，我以為妳們有火花

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‎曾經有啊

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‎然後她突然踩煞車

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‎我覺得她不太會溝通

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‎有些人就是不知道怎麼敞開心房

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‎我會轉告她，謝謝

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‎妳為什麼要做商標審核？

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‎因為凡德魅爾

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‎我們要確保每個選色、每個產品名稱

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‎每句標語在各方面都沒有問題

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‎包括我們已經在用的也一樣

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‎法務部門要找自由工作者來幫忙

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‎我媽是專門處理商標的律師

220
00:11:20,668 --> 00:11:21,501
‎她需要工作

221
00:11:21,584 --> 00:11:24,001
‎-這不是全職工作
‎-那無所謂

222
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,334
‎-她必須在家工作
‎-那更好

223
00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:29,626
‎很好，把她的名字
‎轉給法務部門就行了

224
00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:31,251
‎你去準備麥朵琳的咖啡

225
00:11:31,334 --> 00:11:33,584
‎她跟艾莉莎的會議快結束了

226
00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:35,959
‎如果你半路要去跟蹤Uber男

227
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,126
‎那動作快一點

228
00:11:42,293 --> 00:11:44,251
‎好，這些就交給妳了

229
00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:46,084
‎還有一件事

230
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‎因為要和凡德魅爾交易
‎我們在準備妳的人物檔案

231
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:51,751
‎我們有個大發現

232
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:56,834
‎妳正式入選
‎曼哈頓50位半百成功熟女名單

233
00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:00,959
‎雞尾酒會就在今晚

234
00:12:01,043 --> 00:12:02,626
‎太臨時了

235
00:12:03,334 --> 00:12:05,418
‎我是要替補缺席的人嗎？

236
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,001
‎-這…
‎-別告訴我

237
00:12:08,084 --> 00:12:09,168
‎我不想知道

238
00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:11,876
‎這對我們來說是一大加分

239
00:12:11,959 --> 00:12:14,084
‎對凡德魅爾的收購很有幫助

240
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:17,084
‎我只是覺得我可能還不算是熟女

241
00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:27,001
‎只是妳跟1980年代有很深的淵源

242
00:12:27,084 --> 00:12:30,668
‎我上網查了一下
‎發現妳是中國會俱樂部的常客

243
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,084
‎我只去過一次

244
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,584
‎-賈姬考琳絲寫了一本關於妳的書
‎-那是謠言

245
00:12:34,668 --> 00:12:36,543
‎蘇珊桑瑪斯告妳抄襲她的髮型

246
00:12:36,626 --> 00:12:37,584
‎我勝訴了

247
00:12:37,668 --> 00:12:39,584
‎妳客串《鑽石女郎》

248
00:12:39,668 --> 00:12:41,793
‎我當時只是個孩子

249
00:12:41,876 --> 00:12:43,418
‎妳跟怪頭先生
‎合拍藥物濫用預防教育廣告

250
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,668
‎-妳在裡面跟彩虹熊跳霹靂舞…
‎-夠了

251
00:12:46,918 --> 00:12:50,959
‎這麼臨時，我找不到新衣服穿

252
00:12:53,334 --> 00:12:54,668
‎蒂妲絲雲頓也會出席

253
00:12:54,751 --> 00:12:55,959
‎馬上回覆

254
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‎我該回覆誰是妳的男伴？

255
00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:01,751
‎等我決定要找誰後，妳就會知道了

256
00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:03,126
‎好八卦

257
00:13:10,626 --> 00:13:12,126
‎麥朵琳，妳有空嗎？

258
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,084
‎有

259
00:13:15,418 --> 00:13:17,709
‎馬可的貢獻讓我想到…

260
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‎我知道妳不喜歡談遠景

261
00:13:21,543 --> 00:13:24,209
‎但是我對公司也有一些想法

262
00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:26,251
‎我真的很興奮

263
00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:29,834
‎我喜歡有競爭精神的人

264
00:13:30,584 --> 00:13:32,876
‎我很期待聽到妳的點子

265
00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:35,834
‎我會做好準備

266
00:13:37,001 --> 00:13:40,501
‎-那約明天早上吧？
‎-好

267
00:13:40,584 --> 00:13:42,668
‎把門關上

268
00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:43,751
‎好，謝謝

269
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‎（詹姆斯柯藍，製片）

270
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‎你好

271
00:14:21,543 --> 00:14:22,418
‎這是誰？

272
00:14:23,084 --> 00:14:24,959
‎這是丹尼

273
00:14:25,043 --> 00:14:26,959
‎丹尼啊…

274
00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:28,543
‎誰是丹尼？

275
00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:31,209
‎就是這傢伙

276
00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:34,251
‎今晚見

277
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‎原來你喜歡那一型？

278
00:14:39,459 --> 00:14:41,334
‎我喜歡的很廣

279
00:14:43,251 --> 00:14:44,084
‎我們沒事吧？

280
00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:46,834
‎天啊，完全沒事

281
00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:48,876
‎我只需要你給我丹尼的社群帳號

282
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:51,626
‎讓我在殺死他之前先好好研究他

283
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,709
‎這一點都不可愛

284
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,668
‎你不喜歡我穿短版外套？

285
00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:59,126
‎不是，我是說你在吃醋的樣子

286
00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:00,834
‎我說過我不想認真交往

287
00:15:00,918 --> 00:15:02,626
‎我們只是玩玩

288
00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:05,709
‎對，我們玩得很開心

289
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:09,584
‎慢著，我們本來玩得很開心，因為…

290
00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,418
‎糟糕，我現在覺得無聊了

291
00:15:11,501 --> 00:15:12,834
‎我需要休息一下

292
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,251
‎你要甩了我嗎？

293
00:15:15,876 --> 00:15:18,251
‎不對，因為我們根本不算在交往

294
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,918
‎記得嗎？

295
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:22,501
‎如果你需要找人談心，你可以找丹尼

296
00:15:22,584 --> 00:15:24,876
‎他感覺很有趣

297
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:26,459
‎很高興認識你

298
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‎再見

299
00:15:42,293 --> 00:15:45,543
‎真不敢相信我那麼做，我真是欠揍

300
00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:50,834
‎我從來沒有因為那種事
‎對一個男人發飆過

301
00:15:52,543 --> 00:15:53,793
‎我是怎麼了？

302
00:15:54,459 --> 00:15:56,709
‎你動情了，那就是你的問題

303
00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:59,959
‎一個人如果太快就太在意對方
‎就會做出蠢事

304
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,293
‎尤其是像你這樣的新手

305
00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:05,293
‎我要他回來

306
00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:07,043
‎就算他只是想玩玩也沒差

307
00:16:07,126 --> 00:16:08,584
‎我可以接受

308
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,001
‎我愛玩，我很好玩

309
00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:13,959
‎我該怎麼辦？

310
00:16:14,043 --> 00:16:16,126
‎你要忘了他

311
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,543
‎我可以告訴你怎麼做
‎但那絕對會導致人資部介入調查

312
00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:21,418
‎告訴我

313
00:16:23,668 --> 00:16:26,209
‎兩個人的身體靠得越近

314
00:16:26,293 --> 00:16:27,793
‎內心也會靠得越近

315
00:16:27,876 --> 00:16:32,209
‎你要提醒你的身體
‎你的心是有選擇的

316
00:16:32,293 --> 00:16:33,876
‎妳是叫我找人上床嗎？

317
00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:36,918
‎麥朵琳艾迪森的辦公室

318
00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:38,584
‎打錯了

319
00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:40,084
‎那是什麼？

320
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:42,751
‎別跟我說妳在寫劇本

321
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,751
‎不是，我在翻舊筆記

322
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,876
‎找明天早上
‎跟麥朵琳開會要提出的點子

323
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,334
‎-有找到嗎？
‎-有

324
00:16:48,918 --> 00:16:52,376
‎都是其他品牌搶先我們推出的舊點子

325
00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,709
‎我一定漏掉了什麼

326
00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:58,668
‎-讓我幫忙，我可以找
‎-不用，我自己來就行了

327
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:02,418
‎好吧，但我希望妳真的需要幫助時

328
00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:05,543
‎妳能理直氣壯地求助

329
00:17:11,751 --> 00:17:14,251
‎麥朵琳，攝影棚準備好了

330
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,251
‎好

331
00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:37,001
‎我不太喜歡那個顏色

332
00:17:37,084 --> 00:17:39,793
‎配上背景不會太花嗎？

333
00:17:40,418 --> 00:17:41,251
‎接通了

334
00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:46,668
‎詹姆斯，我是麥朵琳艾迪森

335
00:17:46,751 --> 00:17:49,334
‎麥朵琳艾迪森
‎好榮幸能接到妳的電話

336
00:17:49,418 --> 00:17:54,709
‎我臨時要出席一場突如其來的活動

337
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:56,043
‎就在今晚

338
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:58,751
‎如果你有空的話…

339
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:00,043
‎那要看我們工作到多晚

340
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:03,751
‎我今天在拍
‎大型彩妝廣告的補充性鏡頭

341
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:08,209
‎真巧，我們今天也在拍大型廣告

342
00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:11,376
‎當然，那是高度機密

343
00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:14,626
‎而且妳工作的時候也很美

344
00:18:18,543 --> 00:18:20,418
‎別擔心，我簽了一堆保密協議

345
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,126
‎我會保守妳的祕密

346
00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:25,376
‎不行…絕對不行

347
00:18:25,459 --> 00:18:26,459
‎攝影棚裡不准拍照

348
00:18:26,543 --> 00:18:28,834
‎行銷部的凶婆子們堅持要拍

349
00:18:28,918 --> 00:18:31,251
‎我比她們更凶，我說不行就是不行

350
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:34,834
‎無影男…住手，不准拍

351
00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,709
‎我需要咖啡，瑪奇朵咖啡

352
00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:40,168
‎艾迪森小姐？

353
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:43,584
‎我只想說很榮幸能來這裡

354
00:18:43,668 --> 00:18:46,876
‎天啊，妳是始祖之一

355
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,209
‎就像在歷史旁工作

356
00:18:49,876 --> 00:18:50,959
‎活生生的歷史

357
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,126
‎糟糕，我陪妳回休息室

358
00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:59,334
‎而且妳對粉絲真好

359
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:03,334
‎你拍下那段對話？

360
00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:07,501
‎那不就是補充性鏡頭的用意嗎？

361
00:19:07,584 --> 00:19:10,793
‎幕後互動
‎妳擁有最終剪輯權，我保證

362
00:19:10,876 --> 00:19:11,959
‎那當然

363
00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:13,459
‎妳說的活動是幾點？

364
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:14,751
‎七點

365
00:19:15,293 --> 00:19:16,293
‎要穿正式服裝

366
00:19:16,376 --> 00:19:18,751
‎我們樓下艾克曼飯店見

367
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:21,668
‎好，這是什麼活動？

368
00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:22,876
‎公事還是私事？

369
00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:25,793
‎是半百…

370
00:19:26,584 --> 00:19:29,876
‎-什麼？
‎-半百熟女

371
00:19:30,459 --> 00:19:31,459
‎再說一次

372
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:34,209
‎50位半百成功熟女…

373
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,084
‎名單

374
00:19:38,168 --> 00:19:39,418
‎好

375
00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:42,084
‎恭喜，聽起來是件大事

376
00:19:42,168 --> 00:19:44,626
‎工作結束後，我們那裡見？

377
00:19:44,709 --> 00:19:46,459
‎我再傳簡訊給你

378
00:19:46,543 --> 00:19:47,918
‎好

379
00:19:59,293 --> 00:20:01,709
‎電腦小子，我們今晚還要出去嗎？

380
00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:03,459
‎當然了，如果你想去的話

381
00:20:03,543 --> 00:20:06,293
‎很好，因為今晚亨克廳舉行內褲之夜

382
00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:07,918
‎我們一定要去

383
00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:12,543
‎內褲之夜是要向內褲致敬嗎？

384
00:20:12,626 --> 00:20:15,043
‎內褲之夜是指
‎誰快打給歌手克莉絲汀

385
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,959
‎因為我們今晚要玩得“下流”

386
00:20:18,126 --> 00:20:19,126
‎好

387
00:20:28,084 --> 00:20:29,834
‎妳在煩惱什麼？

388
00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:32,834
‎沒什麼，我明天早上要跟麥朵琳開會

389
00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:35,209
‎我會被看穿只是個沒有想法的大騙子

390
00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:37,793
‎永遠只能接電話

391
00:20:37,876 --> 00:20:40,293
‎妳有什麼計畫？妳凡事都有計畫

392
00:20:41,084 --> 00:20:42,209
‎我本來有個計畫

393
00:20:43,126 --> 00:20:46,168
‎努力工作往上爬，得到我應得的認可

394
00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:49,001
‎我一直以為我很棒

395
00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:51,168
‎我必須很棒，對吧？

396
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,209
‎我必須很特別
‎我必須有點價值，對吧？

397
00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:56,626
‎我從沒見過妳這樣

398
00:20:56,709 --> 00:20:58,084
‎怎樣？很可悲？

399
00:20:58,168 --> 00:21:00,418
‎-妳覺得顯露感情很可悲？
‎-對

400
00:21:01,209 --> 00:21:03,251
‎妳有整晚的時間，好好想一想

401
00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:05,293
‎我真的不知道我辦不辦得到

402
00:21:05,376 --> 00:21:06,543
‎如果我幫妳呢？

403
00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:11,209
‎抱歉我自告奮勇

404
00:21:12,168 --> 00:21:14,418
‎別走，拜託，我需要妳

405
00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:17,418
‎幫我想個點子

406
00:21:19,418 --> 00:21:20,543
‎沒問題

407
00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:21,459
‎妳保證？

408
00:21:24,168 --> 00:21:26,084
‎我們需要嗨一下，有個好開始

409
00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:28,293
‎不用，我們不需要

410
00:21:28,918 --> 00:21:31,709
‎如果要我今晚幫妳，妳就得認真以對

411
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:35,043
‎好，但妳還沒試過我這個

412
00:21:35,126 --> 00:21:37,418
‎只要一點點就能很認真

413
00:21:50,751 --> 00:21:53,376
‎天啊，妳看起來像超級名模

414
00:21:55,084 --> 00:21:56,501
‎前超級名模

415
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,084
‎那是終身的職稱嗎？

416
00:22:02,334 --> 00:22:04,709
‎像參議員或…

417
00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:06,418
‎搖滾女王？

418
00:22:07,751 --> 00:22:08,751
‎喝酒壯膽

419
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,709
‎我們不是該上樓參加派對了嗎？

420
00:22:18,793 --> 00:22:20,668
‎規則一，一定要華麗登場

421
00:22:26,418 --> 00:22:29,751
‎我可能錯了，但我覺得妳在拖延時間

422
00:22:32,334 --> 00:22:34,626
‎如果我能假裝受傷，我會那麼做

423
00:22:37,668 --> 00:22:40,751
‎你是男人，你不明白這是怎麼回事

424
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:44,126
‎我一走上樓梯

425
00:22:45,209 --> 00:22:46,251
‎一切就成定局

426
00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:49,251
‎確定的是

427
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:51,418
‎妳依舊美豔動人

428
00:22:52,418 --> 00:22:53,793
‎無關年紀

429
00:23:00,293 --> 00:23:02,376
‎天啊，你回家了

430
00:23:03,501 --> 00:23:06,709
‎有人決定該換內褲了

431
00:23:07,376 --> 00:23:10,001
‎你朋友家裡一定沒有洗衣機

432
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:13,084
‎他有，我只是不知道怎麼用

433
00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:14,001
‎好

434
00:23:18,959 --> 00:23:20,959
‎你想聊聊嗎？

435
00:23:22,626 --> 00:23:24,751
‎-不想
‎-謝天謝地，因為我也不想

436
00:23:26,376 --> 00:23:29,959
‎你知道有一整個系列的實境節目

437
00:23:30,043 --> 00:23:32,709
‎專門記錄一群中年婦女

438
00:23:32,793 --> 00:23:34,543
‎為了芝麻小事吵架嗎？

439
00:23:34,626 --> 00:23:37,126
‎十幾個城市裡上百個發酒瘋的潑婦

440
00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:39,751
‎頂著畢業舞會的接髮
‎在空蕩蕩的餐廳裡

441
00:23:39,834 --> 00:23:41,834
‎進行無意義的爭吵和嗆聲

442
00:23:41,918 --> 00:23:43,418
‎參加假到不行的派對

443
00:23:43,501 --> 00:23:45,793
‎我每一集都看了

444
00:23:45,876 --> 00:23:47,626
‎天啊，我需要工作

445
00:23:47,709 --> 00:23:50,251
‎看來有人今天沒看電子郵件

446
00:23:51,501 --> 00:23:52,334
‎什麼？

447
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,001
‎-你是說…
‎-妳看啊

448
00:24:00,626 --> 00:24:02,043
‎豔光四射在徵人？

449
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,584
‎商標審核？自由接案？

450
00:24:05,668 --> 00:24:07,543
‎妳必須在家工作，但好消息是

451
00:24:07,626 --> 00:24:09,168
‎妳有工作可以做

452
00:24:09,251 --> 00:24:11,293
‎真正的工作

453
00:24:11,376 --> 00:24:13,543
‎比電視上的女人好多了

454
00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:16,251
‎我要填好資料，他們正在徵人

455
00:24:16,334 --> 00:24:18,293
‎等等，妳不看完嗎？

456
00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:21,584
‎不像其他美國人，我看夠了

457
00:24:30,626 --> 00:24:32,626
‎好，想點子，開始吧

458
00:24:33,209 --> 00:24:34,209
‎妳先說

459
00:24:34,876 --> 00:24:36,168
‎我只是個設計師

460
00:24:36,251 --> 00:24:38,668
‎我不負責想點子，我聽命行事

461
00:24:39,376 --> 00:24:42,459
‎妳是說妳對麥朵琳的豔光四射
‎以及讓這世界變得更美麗的任務

462
00:24:42,543 --> 00:24:43,501
‎沒有熱情嗎？

463
00:24:43,584 --> 00:24:46,626
‎我甚至不會用我們的產品
‎那不是有機的

464
00:24:46,709 --> 00:24:47,918
‎這只是一份工作

465
00:24:48,876 --> 00:24:50,793
‎妳知道從藝術學校畢業
‎有多難找工作嗎？

466
00:24:51,334 --> 00:24:53,084
‎現在少談點我的事

467
00:24:53,168 --> 00:24:55,376
‎多談點妳明天要提出的點子

468
00:24:55,459 --> 00:24:56,418
‎有了

469
00:24:56,501 --> 00:24:57,334
‎什麼？

470
00:24:58,293 --> 00:25:00,626
‎查德的慶祝香檳

471
00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:02,959
‎他要留到特殊的時刻再喝

472
00:25:04,626 --> 00:25:07,543
‎既然不嗨一下，那就開一瓶來喝

473
00:25:07,626 --> 00:25:08,668
‎好吧

474
00:25:08,751 --> 00:25:10,168
‎如果妳連試都不試

475
00:25:10,251 --> 00:25:11,668
‎那我不要浪費我的時間

476
00:25:11,751 --> 00:25:14,459
‎聽著，我什麼都沒有，是真的

477
00:25:15,001 --> 00:25:16,209
‎我沒有點子

478
00:25:16,834 --> 00:25:19,126
‎沒有值得麥朵琳的時間的點子

479
00:25:19,209 --> 00:25:21,126
‎妳對自己要求太高了

480
00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:22,418
‎才沒有

481
00:25:22,501 --> 00:25:24,584
‎我筆記本裡的點子都做過了

482
00:25:24,668 --> 00:25:26,668
‎因為有人先想到了

483
00:25:26,751 --> 00:25:30,376
‎我會穿搭打扮
‎我會耍小聰明，我從不犯錯

484
00:25:31,001 --> 00:25:33,626
‎但我沒有其他能力了，我不夠好

485
00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:39,751
‎如果妳不打算嘗試
‎為什麼還求我留下來？

486
00:25:40,959 --> 00:25:42,876
‎可能是因為我想要第二次約會

487
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,334
‎妳可以直接說

488
00:25:46,334 --> 00:25:50,334
‎如果我明天會失敗
‎拜託別讓我今晚一個人

489
00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:54,209
‎那要先冰過

490
00:25:55,668 --> 00:25:56,668
‎妳還不了解我嗎？

491
00:25:57,459 --> 00:25:58,459
‎我才管不了那麼多

492
00:26:32,751 --> 00:26:35,584
‎露手臂？看起來有在健身

493
00:26:35,668 --> 00:26:38,501
‎只是為即將到來的半裸暖身

494
00:26:38,584 --> 00:26:41,751
‎這些男生是怎麼回事？
‎密科諾斯的班機剛降落嗎？

495
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,751
‎還是健身訓練營剛下課？

496
00:26:44,168 --> 00:26:45,251
‎你好

497
00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:46,334
‎謝謝

498
00:26:46,418 --> 00:26:49,543
‎（入口）

499
00:26:49,626 --> 00:26:50,459
‎（亨克廳）

500
00:26:54,876 --> 00:26:58,334
‎馬可麥西亞
‎真不敢相信我記得你的名字

501
00:26:58,418 --> 00:27:01,543
‎小可愛少尉，企業號還好嗎？

502
00:27:01,626 --> 00:27:04,334
‎很好，我現在不想跟星艦扯上關係

503
00:27:04,418 --> 00:27:05,834
‎你們是來參加派對的嗎？

504
00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:06,918
‎對，這是你的派對嗎？

505
00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:08,126
‎當然不是

506
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:12,668
‎我絕不會舉辦、主持
‎或參加這麼無趣的活動

507
00:27:12,751 --> 00:27:15,501
‎但我願意賺點外快，負責看門

508
00:27:15,584 --> 00:27:17,793
‎甚至讓一個朋友免費進場

509
00:27:19,501 --> 00:27:20,626
‎兩個也行

510
00:27:27,209 --> 00:27:28,209
‎你們看起來很害怕

511
00:27:29,793 --> 00:27:31,293
‎-我們沒事
‎-我們很放鬆

512
00:27:32,918 --> 00:27:34,918
‎如果你們需要補點粉來鼓起勇氣

513
00:27:36,168 --> 00:27:37,959
‎糟糕，是毒品

514
00:27:38,043 --> 00:27:41,876
‎這只是我從同志聖地的小惡魔身上
‎沒收的高級搖頭丸

515
00:27:42,918 --> 00:27:45,834
‎讓夜晚更閃亮，讓人更有自信

516
00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,084
‎要舔一口嗎？

517
00:27:52,793 --> 00:27:53,959
‎你舔我就舔

518
00:28:02,626 --> 00:28:03,543
‎現在警告你們

519
00:28:05,709 --> 00:28:06,918
‎味道很糟

520
00:28:07,001 --> 00:28:08,126
‎玩得開心點

521
00:28:20,209 --> 00:28:22,209
‎承認吧，沒有妳想的那麼糟

522
00:28:22,293 --> 00:28:23,751
‎即使蒂妲沒出現

523
00:28:23,834 --> 00:28:28,376
‎能跟凱文奧庫安
‎和菲莉絲寇恩等彩妝師同處一室

524
00:28:28,459 --> 00:28:30,834
‎就很光榮了

525
00:28:34,793 --> 00:28:35,626
‎那麼…

526
00:28:37,543 --> 00:28:38,376
‎現在要去哪裡？

527
00:28:38,876 --> 00:28:40,251
‎可以到我家喝一杯

528
00:28:41,584 --> 00:28:44,751
‎但我要警告妳，我的管家度假去了

529
00:28:46,251 --> 00:28:48,168
‎我不確定我準備好了

530
00:28:48,251 --> 00:28:49,084
‎好吧…

531
00:28:51,084 --> 00:28:55,001
‎那下次換我安排行程，我請客

532
00:29:00,084 --> 00:29:01,084
‎好

533
00:29:01,709 --> 00:29:03,334
‎（亨克廳）

534
00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:06,751
‎你感覺到了嗎？

535
00:29:06,834 --> 00:29:08,168
‎沒有，你呢？

536
00:29:08,251 --> 00:29:09,084
‎沒有

537
00:29:09,168 --> 00:29:12,668
‎我打賭我們舔的是超酸軟糖粉
‎你朋友騙了我們

538
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:15,251
‎沒關係，我們又不是
‎一定要吸毒才能打炮

539
00:29:15,334 --> 00:29:16,334
‎我們很辣

540
00:29:17,584 --> 00:29:18,876
‎對吧？

541
00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:21,793
‎你知道你很辣

542
00:29:24,043 --> 00:29:26,418
‎我很漂亮，那是不一樣的

543
00:29:27,126 --> 00:29:28,543
‎男生不喜歡

544
00:29:29,793 --> 00:29:30,918
‎我喜歡啊

545
00:29:34,334 --> 00:29:35,543
‎我知道你喜歡

546
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:39,751
‎因為你想要我

547
00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:43,709
‎而你…

548
00:29:44,459 --> 00:29:45,376
‎想要我

549
00:29:48,668 --> 00:29:50,084
‎我能告訴你一個祕密嗎？

550
00:29:51,876 --> 00:29:53,418
‎這裡的每個人都想要我

551
00:29:54,043 --> 00:29:55,543
‎我能告訴你一個祕密嗎？

552
00:29:58,793 --> 00:29:59,918
‎我也是

553
00:30:02,584 --> 00:30:04,084
‎-我感覺到了
‎-我感覺到了

554
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:03,251
‎好，妳五小時後就要跟麥朵琳提案了

555
00:32:03,334 --> 00:32:04,334
‎計畫是什麼？

556
00:32:06,126 --> 00:32:09,084
‎虛構出她必須處理的新危機

557
00:32:09,168 --> 00:32:11,043
‎希望她能忘記這整件事

558
00:32:11,126 --> 00:32:13,584
‎繼續納悶我的人生為什麼停滯不前

559
00:32:13,668 --> 00:32:16,876
‎妳為什麼一直說自己不夠好？

560
00:32:16,959 --> 00:32:18,251
‎因為我就真的不夠好

561
00:32:19,501 --> 00:32:20,876
‎看看我，我遇上瓶頸了

562
00:32:21,584 --> 00:32:24,709
‎如果我夠好
‎我就會有點子，但我想不出來

563
00:32:25,584 --> 00:32:26,793
‎誰在乎？

564
00:32:27,626 --> 00:32:30,459
‎妳還是很棒，妳還是很重要

565
00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:32,668
‎妳的工作並不代表妳

566
00:32:39,209 --> 00:32:40,251
‎那我是誰？

567
00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:43,918
‎妳是拒絕露華濃的女孩

568
00:32:44,793 --> 00:32:46,251
‎妳有那個機會

569
00:32:46,876 --> 00:32:49,001
‎妳大可以逃離這裡，但妳沒有

570
00:32:50,209 --> 00:32:51,959
‎因為妳有靈魂

571
00:32:52,043 --> 00:32:53,584
‎因為妳很重要

572
00:32:54,584 --> 00:32:55,834
‎那就是妳

573
00:33:04,334 --> 00:33:06,626
‎妳真的不喜歡化妝，對吧？

574
00:33:07,584 --> 00:33:09,668
‎妳看起來還可以啊

575
00:33:09,751 --> 00:33:12,126
‎好，讓我示範給妳看

576
00:33:12,209 --> 00:33:13,376
‎不用了，謝謝

577
00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:16,376
‎我不用麥朵琳的豔光四射的產品

578
00:33:16,459 --> 00:33:18,501
‎為什麼？因為不是有機的嗎？

579
00:33:19,334 --> 00:33:22,709
‎我知道妳不怕用鼻子吸化學物質

580
00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:26,043
‎但有些人更愛護自己的臉

581
00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:29,251
‎我們一定有有機的產品

582
00:33:29,334 --> 00:33:30,959
‎沒有，相信我，我確認過了

583
00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:31,876
‎為什麼沒有？

584
00:33:31,959 --> 00:33:35,168
‎我猜麥朵琳不想破壞她著名的配方

585
00:33:35,251 --> 00:33:37,418
‎那不代表我們不能推出有機產品

586
00:33:37,501 --> 00:33:40,168
‎這是很簡單的點子
‎我們為什麼還沒做？

587
00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:41,376
‎我不知道

588
00:33:42,668 --> 00:33:44,293
‎但這是…

589
00:33:44,376 --> 00:33:45,376
‎一個點子

590
00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:47,334
‎-一個點子
‎-一個點子

591
00:33:47,418 --> 00:33:48,501
‎天啊，好

592
00:33:49,501 --> 00:33:52,418
‎五個小時
‎我得回家換衣服，寫我的提案

593
00:33:52,501 --> 00:33:53,501
‎我必須這麼做

594
00:33:53,584 --> 00:33:54,418
‎等等

595
00:33:55,293 --> 00:33:56,626
‎是我們必須這麼做

596
00:34:07,126 --> 00:34:11,876
‎（帕克）

597
00:34:12,626 --> 00:34:13,584
‎什麼事，小子？

598
00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:15,751
‎你在哪裡？

599
00:34:15,834 --> 00:34:17,084
‎在外面

600
00:34:17,168 --> 00:34:18,293
‎想引人注意

601
00:34:19,709 --> 00:34:20,876
‎吃醋嗎？

602
00:34:22,376 --> 00:34:23,209
‎也許吧

603
00:34:25,501 --> 00:34:26,668
‎你又在哪裡？

604
00:34:27,209 --> 00:34:28,043
‎我在床上

605
00:34:28,126 --> 00:34:30,043
‎真有趣

606
00:34:30,126 --> 00:34:31,709
‎幫我跟丹尼問好

607
00:34:33,376 --> 00:34:35,209
‎我取消跟他的約會了

608
00:34:35,293 --> 00:34:36,793
‎丹尼不在這裡

609
00:34:39,668 --> 00:34:41,501
‎但你應該在這裡

610
00:34:42,959 --> 00:34:45,376
‎我以為我們在冷靜期

611
00:34:48,334 --> 00:34:49,418
‎我也這麼以為

612
00:34:57,168 --> 00:34:58,793
‎別逼我沒收

613
00:34:58,876 --> 00:35:00,834
‎像其他人一樣去廁所吸毒

614
00:35:04,876 --> 00:35:06,501
‎天啊，你真的會跳舞

615
00:35:06,584 --> 00:35:07,876
‎我當然會

616
00:35:07,959 --> 00:35:10,584
‎這是我的愛歌，我從來沒聽過

617
00:35:10,668 --> 00:35:12,334
‎感覺怎麼樣？

618
00:35:13,126 --> 00:35:14,668
‎我好想大便

619
00:35:14,751 --> 00:35:16,543
‎你介意我先走嗎？

620
00:35:18,543 --> 00:35:20,793
‎好，我不介意

621
00:35:23,334 --> 00:35:24,459
‎馬可

622
00:35:30,459 --> 00:35:31,459
‎你很美麗

623
00:35:33,709 --> 00:35:34,709
‎你也說一次

624
00:36:03,959 --> 00:36:05,168
‎你今晚玩得開心嗎？

625
00:36:05,959 --> 00:36:07,626
‎很開心

626
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,626
‎我舔了搖頭丸

627
00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:13,543
‎親了幾個男生

628
00:36:15,418 --> 00:36:16,418
‎你呢？

629
00:36:18,751 --> 00:36:21,209
‎我什麼都沒做

630
00:36:27,168 --> 00:36:28,751
‎我們不能做

631
00:36:32,459 --> 00:36:33,459
‎我病了

632
00:36:35,043 --> 00:36:36,126
‎你感冒了？

633
00:36:36,668 --> 00:36:37,793
‎更糟

634
00:36:38,793 --> 00:36:40,376
‎我動情了

635
00:36:45,501 --> 00:36:47,959
‎也許我也是

636
00:36:48,668 --> 00:36:51,418
‎我以為你不想認真談感情

637
00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:53,334
‎本來是不想

638
00:36:54,501 --> 00:36:56,918
‎但我還是遇到了

639
00:37:34,084 --> 00:37:36,293
‎（麥朵琳的豔光四射）

640
00:37:37,709 --> 00:37:38,709
‎讓開

641
00:37:39,293 --> 00:37:40,543
‎現在不行

642
00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:42,709
‎我在向太陽問好

643
00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:45,168
‎看來你的谷歌快訊
‎今天早上沒有爆炸

644
00:37:46,793 --> 00:37:48,501
‎鄭重聲明，這不是我做的

645
00:37:48,584 --> 00:37:50,501
‎我會告任何指控我的人

646
00:37:50,584 --> 00:37:52,043
‎情況有多糟？

647
00:37:52,126 --> 00:37:53,293
‎很糟

648
00:37:54,126 --> 00:37:55,918
‎我現在全都要看

649
00:37:59,334 --> 00:38:03,543
‎推出有機系列
‎不只讓我們的產品更進步

650
00:38:03,626 --> 00:38:06,043
‎更健康的產品會讓這世界更乾淨

651
00:38:06,126 --> 00:38:09,876
‎也會讓我們的品牌添了奢華的光環

652
00:38:09,959 --> 00:38:11,626
‎想想goop或全食超市

653
00:38:11,709 --> 00:38:13,501
‎更高貴、更高級

654
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:18,001
‎別忘了我們的顧客喜歡我們的配方

655
00:38:18,084 --> 00:38:20,209
‎隨意變動是自找麻煩

656
00:38:24,043 --> 00:38:25,793
‎要是我們做成膠囊彩妝呢？

657
00:38:26,459 --> 00:38:29,751
‎特別的有機系列
‎只在同志驕傲月推出

658
00:38:29,834 --> 00:38:31,376
‎一樣產品、一個彩盤

659
00:38:31,459 --> 00:38:34,251
‎小巧、好掌控、容易執行

660
00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:37,376
‎讓顧客試用新配方

661
00:38:37,459 --> 00:38:38,626
‎看他們喜不喜歡

662
00:38:38,709 --> 00:38:41,084
‎再微調、精進、做到對

663
00:38:43,376 --> 00:38:46,168
‎妳要負責監督所有的產品開發

664
00:38:46,251 --> 00:38:47,251
‎好

665
00:38:47,334 --> 00:38:49,501
‎幫忙處理同志驕傲月的廣告

666
00:38:49,584 --> 00:38:52,293
‎並履行助理的職責

667
00:38:53,376 --> 00:38:55,251
‎妳知道我很依賴妳

668
00:38:57,626 --> 00:39:00,001
‎我知道工作不是一切

669
00:39:01,168 --> 00:39:04,084
‎但妳可以期待我的表現

670
00:39:04,918 --> 00:39:05,918
‎我會全力以赴

671
00:39:10,418 --> 00:39:11,709
‎我期待妳的簡報

672
00:39:11,793 --> 00:39:14,209
‎-還有恭喜妳
‎-好

673
00:39:15,251 --> 00:39:16,501
‎謝謝

674
00:39:21,501 --> 00:39:22,501
‎太好了

675
00:39:27,168 --> 00:39:28,668
‎我要準備簡報

676
00:39:28,751 --> 00:39:30,543
‎麥朵琳想看我的簡報

677
00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:51,418
‎你感覺怎麼樣？

678
00:39:54,834 --> 00:39:57,251
‎沒感覺，我沒有感覺

679
00:39:58,084 --> 00:40:00,376
‎很奇怪，但…

680
00:40:01,001 --> 00:40:01,959
‎我不討厭

681
00:40:04,418 --> 00:40:06,376
‎我們昨晚玩得很瘋

682
00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:09,751
‎你還記得？

683
00:40:11,418 --> 00:40:12,459
‎一點點

684
00:40:14,418 --> 00:40:17,001
‎你記得在吧檯上跳舞賺小費嗎？

685
00:40:18,376 --> 00:40:19,459
‎不記得

686
00:40:21,418 --> 00:40:24,126
‎你記得在DJ台放音樂嗎？

687
00:40:25,084 --> 00:40:26,543
‎絕對不記得

688
00:40:31,376 --> 00:40:33,793
‎你記得親熱那段嗎？

689
00:40:38,418 --> 00:40:39,459
‎我記得

690
00:40:43,959 --> 00:40:46,001
‎嗨的時候做出的事很瘋狂吧？

691
00:40:47,001 --> 00:40:48,751
‎就是說啊，超瘋的

692
00:40:51,793 --> 00:40:53,126
‎不過

693
00:40:53,209 --> 00:40:54,501
‎我玩得很開心

694
00:40:57,168 --> 00:40:58,001
‎真的嗎？

695
00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:03,001
‎對，很好玩

696
00:41:03,668 --> 00:41:05,501
‎我們改天再來一次

697
00:41:06,168 --> 00:41:08,418
‎也許下次少舔一點

698
00:41:09,251 --> 00:41:11,126
‎或者

699
00:41:11,209 --> 00:41:12,334
‎我們整顆吞下去

700
00:41:20,501 --> 00:41:21,918
‎今天早上沒在火車上看到你

701
00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:24,918
‎-怎麼…
‎-又在別人家過夜了嗎？

702
00:41:25,501 --> 00:41:27,001
‎妳在這裡做什麼？

703
00:41:27,084 --> 00:41:29,043
‎享受嚇到你的快感

704
00:41:30,043 --> 00:41:33,168
‎我現在在這裡工作

705
00:41:33,251 --> 00:41:34,834
‎等等，負責商標審核嗎？

706
00:41:34,918 --> 00:41:37,793
‎不對，那是自由接案
‎妳應該要在家工作

707
00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:40,751
‎我提出很有說服力的提案
‎讓他們把工作全都交給我

708
00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:42,376
‎並讓我到公司裡上班

709
00:41:42,459 --> 00:41:45,126
‎妳那份噁心米色辦公室裡的工作呢？

710
00:41:45,209 --> 00:41:48,251
‎我辭職了，這裡的薪水好多了

711
00:41:50,668 --> 00:41:51,709
‎你看起來很擔心

712
00:41:51,793 --> 00:41:53,001
‎沒有

713
00:41:53,084 --> 00:41:54,334
‎我不是擔心

714
00:41:54,418 --> 00:41:55,459
‎我是害怕

715
00:41:55,543 --> 00:41:57,459
‎我努力得到這份工作

716
00:41:57,543 --> 00:42:01,001
‎逃到這個沒有妳的地方尋求獨立

717
00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:03,501
‎妳不能就這樣闖進來殖民我的空間

718
00:42:03,584 --> 00:42:04,959
‎拜託

719
00:42:05,043 --> 00:42:07,959
‎我什麼時候不尊重你獨立的空間了？

720
00:42:08,043 --> 00:42:10,584
‎這裡，像這樣…好了

721
00:42:10,668 --> 00:42:11,668
‎午餐見

722
00:42:18,043 --> 00:42:19,459
‎（詹姆斯）

723
00:42:19,543 --> 00:42:20,459
‎妳聽說了嗎？

724
00:42:20,543 --> 00:42:21,376
‎什麼？

725
00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:27,418
‎妳自己看

726
00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:28,751
‎（豔光四射最新廣告流出）

727
00:42:29,834 --> 00:42:31,168
‎我的同志驕傲月廣告

728
00:42:31,751 --> 00:42:32,751
‎外洩了

729
00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:36,084
‎業界專欄、美妝部落格

730
00:42:36,168 --> 00:42:38,418
‎八卦帳號，到處都是，媽

731
00:42:38,501 --> 00:42:41,043
‎好…雖然少了出其不意的驚喜元素

732
00:42:41,126 --> 00:42:42,543
‎但我們還是能繼續這麼做

733
00:42:44,168 --> 00:42:45,168
‎看仔細一點

734
00:42:45,251 --> 00:42:47,626
‎（麥朵琳的豔光四射找到自己的驕傲
‎獨家照片外流）

735
00:42:49,043 --> 00:42:50,501
‎他們有照片？

736
00:42:50,584 --> 00:42:53,501
‎攝影棚戒備森嚴，由我親自監督

737
00:42:53,584 --> 00:42:55,709
‎外人不得進入，不能用手機

738
00:42:56,376 --> 00:42:58,959
‎除了豔光四射的員工

739
00:43:00,543 --> 00:43:02,001
‎這不只是機密外洩

740
00:43:05,043 --> 00:43:06,043
‎我們有內鬼

741
00:44:07,834 --> 00:44:10,334
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