1 00:00:06,043 --> 00:00:08,043 ["Get It While It's Hot" playing] 2 00:00:13,501 --> 00:00:18,084 Something about having a boyfriend just hits different than I expected. 3 00:00:18,168 --> 00:00:21,793 It's not just the way that he flashes his card 4 00:00:21,876 --> 00:00:24,418 or how he always gets the door... 5 00:00:27,793 --> 00:00:31,043 but how people notice us when we walk into the club. 6 00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:36,501 How people notice me, like I'm a member of the club. 7 00:00:37,459 --> 00:00:40,043 ♪ Better step to me 'Fore time runs out... ♪ 8 00:00:40,126 --> 00:00:43,126 [Marco] So check the list again, honey. Because I am on it. 9 00:00:44,001 --> 00:00:46,751 I am in the VIP now. 10 00:00:46,834 --> 00:00:49,084 And I'm never coming out. 11 00:00:51,168 --> 00:00:52,918 You can keep filming, but, uh... 12 00:00:55,876 --> 00:00:57,209 we gotta use my phone. 13 00:00:59,418 --> 00:01:02,376 Maybe I'll just save this one to drafts. 14 00:01:02,459 --> 00:01:05,209 ♪ Give me a shot No, you better not sleep ♪ 15 00:01:05,293 --> 00:01:06,584 ♪ Better get it while it's hot ♪ 16 00:01:06,668 --> 00:01:10,709 ♪ Countdown 4-3-2-1 Better get it while it's hot! ♪ 17 00:01:13,418 --> 00:01:14,584 [groans] 18 00:01:15,126 --> 00:01:16,501 You win, I'm up. 19 00:01:18,043 --> 00:01:19,043 What's going on? 20 00:01:19,126 --> 00:01:21,209 I was trying to make breakfast 21 00:01:21,293 --> 00:01:22,793 for my boyfriend. 22 00:01:23,418 --> 00:01:26,043 Bad news, I don't own food. 23 00:01:26,126 --> 00:01:27,834 Oh, baby. It's okay. 24 00:01:28,459 --> 00:01:29,959 I don't know how to cook. 25 00:01:30,043 --> 00:01:32,959 And to circle back for just a sec, 26 00:01:33,043 --> 00:01:34,709 I'm your boyfriend now? 27 00:01:36,293 --> 00:01:38,126 Do we need another breakup to prove it? 28 00:01:38,209 --> 00:01:40,293 I have a whole list of drag queens I wanna meet. 29 00:01:40,376 --> 00:01:42,251 -I can't afford it. -Mm. 30 00:01:42,334 --> 00:01:45,626 I mean, I can. But let's just be boyfriends. 31 00:01:46,251 --> 00:01:47,251 It's cheaper. 32 00:01:52,709 --> 00:01:56,584 So, what do you got going on this weekend, for the Fourth? 33 00:01:57,126 --> 00:02:00,709 Ah. Sounds like I'm about to find out. 34 00:02:00,793 --> 00:02:04,626 Well, I'm doing Provincetown with some friends. 35 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:06,459 You know P-Town? Heard of it? 36 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:10,084 You mean the premier summer getaway for drag shows 37 00:02:10,168 --> 00:02:12,168 by queens you've kind of heard of? 38 00:02:12,251 --> 00:02:13,751 Yeah, I've heard of it. 39 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,126 Well, you could come. 40 00:02:15,709 --> 00:02:18,251 I would've invited you sooner but, you know, 41 00:02:18,334 --> 00:02:20,501 dramatic breakup, wall of silence... 42 00:02:20,584 --> 00:02:23,209 You wanna cross state lines with me? 43 00:02:23,293 --> 00:02:25,751 Yeah, we'll get drunk on the beach, 44 00:02:25,834 --> 00:02:29,168 get high with strangers, eat some bad pizza. 45 00:02:29,251 --> 00:02:31,501 You'll finally get to meet my friends. 46 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:33,918 We all got a house together there. It'll be fun. 47 00:02:34,709 --> 00:02:37,126 We can all see if we get along. 48 00:02:39,918 --> 00:02:42,459 What, are you worried that we won't? 49 00:02:43,043 --> 00:02:44,043 Of course not. 50 00:02:45,168 --> 00:02:47,251 But you gotta admit, 51 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,751 you are a lot. 52 00:02:49,584 --> 00:02:50,709 [scoffs] 53 00:02:50,793 --> 00:02:52,709 Yes, you're a lot. 54 00:02:53,209 --> 00:02:56,084 And I like all of it. 55 00:02:56,168 --> 00:02:57,626 And so will they. 56 00:02:57,709 --> 00:03:01,001 Just be chill and you'll be fine, okay? 57 00:03:01,084 --> 00:03:02,043 Mm. 58 00:03:02,501 --> 00:03:06,251 So wait, it's gonna be all of us in one house all weekend? 59 00:03:06,334 --> 00:03:09,376 What if they don't like my stories, or my playlist, 60 00:03:09,459 --> 00:03:12,251 or my 90-minute bathroom routine in the morning? 61 00:03:12,334 --> 00:03:14,084 -What if they hate me? -They won't. 62 00:03:14,168 --> 00:03:16,501 -Ah, but if they don't like me-- -They will. 63 00:03:17,334 --> 00:03:18,334 'Cause I do. 64 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:23,001 Mm. 65 00:03:23,751 --> 00:03:26,459 I gotta run. My boss is jetting off this weekend too. 66 00:03:26,543 --> 00:03:28,751 I gotta help her pack. It's a whole thing. 67 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,876 Ugh. Okay, you go help her. 68 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:33,709 And then you go pack. 69 00:03:33,793 --> 00:03:36,293 'Cause we're getting out of town. 70 00:03:49,501 --> 00:03:53,543 Your bags are in the car, your hotel and flight are confirmed. 71 00:03:53,626 --> 00:03:56,543 And the entire office hopes you enjoy your trip. 72 00:03:56,626 --> 00:03:58,084 And then come back. 73 00:03:58,168 --> 00:04:00,001 You're still doing that, right? 74 00:04:00,584 --> 00:04:03,501 We all need a break personally and professionally. 75 00:04:05,751 --> 00:04:07,168 Is everyone at the office worried? 76 00:04:07,918 --> 00:04:09,793 They wanna know what's going on with the sale. 77 00:04:09,876 --> 00:04:11,876 -Mm. -Even me. 78 00:04:12,626 --> 00:04:15,334 Are we still gonna have jobs next week, 79 00:04:15,418 --> 00:04:17,959 or do you have a secret plan up your sleeve? 80 00:04:18,043 --> 00:04:20,834 Well, that's what this weekend is for. 81 00:04:21,543 --> 00:04:25,376 Whatever happens, I will make sure that you are all taken care of. 82 00:04:25,918 --> 00:04:28,834 A reference from Madolyn still means something. 83 00:04:28,918 --> 00:04:32,418 Let me say that whatever choice you make is yours, not ours. 84 00:04:33,209 --> 00:04:34,793 -Car's ready, ma'am. -[Madolyn] Yes. 85 00:04:35,668 --> 00:04:38,043 -Did something happen with Teddy? -It's a long story. 86 00:04:39,418 --> 00:04:41,126 Let me know if I need to be reached. 87 00:04:43,918 --> 00:04:45,209 Thank God, I still have you. 88 00:04:50,709 --> 00:04:52,126 [suspenseful music playing] 89 00:05:30,626 --> 00:05:34,043 Yes, Madolyn. Everything is handled. Have a great trip. 90 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:36,793 Hi. How's she doing? Did she mention the sale? 91 00:05:36,876 --> 00:05:38,418 Maybe, why? 92 00:05:38,501 --> 00:05:40,709 [scoffs] Which way is she leading? Pro? Con? 93 00:05:41,293 --> 00:05:42,543 You have to help me. 94 00:05:42,626 --> 00:05:44,376 You're the only one that she's talking to. 95 00:05:44,459 --> 00:05:46,334 Not Venetia, not even me. 96 00:05:46,418 --> 00:05:48,918 You can convince her to do the right thing. 97 00:05:49,001 --> 00:05:50,709 Maybe the reason she trusts me is 98 00:05:50,793 --> 00:05:52,834 I'm not trying to convince her of anything. 99 00:05:52,918 --> 00:05:54,584 Maybe you shouldn't either. 100 00:05:55,501 --> 00:05:57,584 We can't let her blow off the sale. 101 00:05:57,668 --> 00:06:00,418 Why not? The Pride campaign was a huge hit. 102 00:06:00,501 --> 00:06:02,668 Can't we just, like, use that? 103 00:06:02,751 --> 00:06:05,668 Maybe we can sell somewhere else. Surely we have other options. 104 00:06:05,751 --> 00:06:07,459 Trust me, I wish we did. 105 00:06:07,959 --> 00:06:10,626 I have made the calls, crunched the numbers, 106 00:06:10,709 --> 00:06:11,834 we are out of time. 107 00:06:11,918 --> 00:06:14,459 If we don't accept Vendemiaire's offer by EOD Tuesday, 108 00:06:14,543 --> 00:06:16,418 they back out and we die. 109 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:18,751 Even if that's the truth, 110 00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:20,126 she'll figure it out. 111 00:06:20,751 --> 00:06:21,751 I trust her. 112 00:06:21,834 --> 00:06:23,501 And you should too. 113 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,584 Marco, why don't you head out? 114 00:06:25,668 --> 00:06:27,084 Get your weekend started early. 115 00:06:27,168 --> 00:06:29,876 -Really? I can go? -Yeah. I'm locked down here. 116 00:06:29,959 --> 00:06:30,959 Ah! 117 00:06:32,543 --> 00:06:33,668 Bye. [chuckles] 118 00:06:36,584 --> 00:06:39,001 Leave the kid alone. He's doing his best. 119 00:06:39,584 --> 00:06:43,459 We are days away from losing everything we have worked for. 120 00:06:43,543 --> 00:06:46,334 Marco's the only one she'll listen to anymore. 121 00:06:47,376 --> 00:06:48,459 Why aren't you worried? 122 00:06:48,543 --> 00:06:49,668 [cell phone chimes] 123 00:06:51,126 --> 00:06:53,418 Because I know Madolyn will do what's best for the business. 124 00:06:55,251 --> 00:06:56,334 She always does. 125 00:07:10,501 --> 00:07:11,334 [Marco] Ben. 126 00:07:12,084 --> 00:07:13,293 What's up? 127 00:07:13,376 --> 00:07:15,501 How'd it go with the Spider Queen? 128 00:07:15,584 --> 00:07:18,334 She's been taken care of. Waterdeep is once again safe. 129 00:07:19,001 --> 00:07:20,001 For now. 130 00:07:20,668 --> 00:07:22,334 Any big plans this weekend? 131 00:07:22,418 --> 00:07:24,668 I'm going to P-Town with some friends. 132 00:07:25,959 --> 00:07:28,168 Fourth of July is basically America's birthday. 133 00:07:28,251 --> 00:07:31,918 And, well, after colonization, slavery, genocide, Jim Crow, 134 00:07:32,001 --> 00:07:33,793 and endless global militarism, 135 00:07:33,876 --> 00:07:35,709 I consider this party a skip. 136 00:07:37,251 --> 00:07:40,084 Hey, is everything good with you, with us? 137 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:43,293 We just haven't really talked since the event, 138 00:07:43,376 --> 00:07:46,459 and I thought we were good. 139 00:07:47,043 --> 00:07:48,834 We're good. I'm good. 140 00:07:49,376 --> 00:07:52,751 You said that you weren't looking for anything serious 141 00:07:52,834 --> 00:07:54,251 and neither am I. 142 00:07:54,334 --> 00:07:56,209 So here we are. 143 00:07:57,209 --> 00:07:58,209 Nothing serious. 144 00:07:59,876 --> 00:08:01,293 Have fun in P-Town. 145 00:08:03,543 --> 00:08:04,751 [clears throat] 146 00:08:17,501 --> 00:08:18,501 Do you have it? 147 00:08:19,668 --> 00:08:21,959 [gasps] The Glamorous formula archive? 148 00:08:22,709 --> 00:08:25,501 Every recipe for everything we make going back to day one. 149 00:08:26,209 --> 00:08:28,334 Unmatched and untouched. 150 00:08:28,418 --> 00:08:29,834 How did you get that? 151 00:08:29,918 --> 00:08:31,501 I needed it for a special project. 152 00:08:32,084 --> 00:08:33,418 And Madolyn trusts me. 153 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:35,751 Or at least she did. 154 00:08:40,043 --> 00:08:42,959 This has to go down quick and clean. 155 00:08:43,543 --> 00:08:45,043 She sees you have her formulas, 156 00:08:45,126 --> 00:08:47,418 she gets scared, she sells, 157 00:08:47,501 --> 00:08:48,834 nobody gets hurt. 158 00:08:49,584 --> 00:08:51,709 Everyone wins. 159 00:08:51,793 --> 00:08:53,543 That's all I want too. 160 00:08:59,126 --> 00:09:00,876 Have a good weekend, Venetia. 161 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:02,501 And God bless America. 162 00:09:08,918 --> 00:09:10,126 [toilet flushing] 163 00:09:15,334 --> 00:09:16,168 Ben. 164 00:09:17,501 --> 00:09:18,709 You know Marco. 165 00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:21,418 Barely. 166 00:09:21,501 --> 00:09:25,001 I'm not even on his close friends. He could have a life I don't know about. 167 00:09:25,084 --> 00:09:27,793 Yeah, but maybe you still know what he's doing this weekend? 168 00:09:27,876 --> 00:09:28,918 What's it matter? 169 00:09:29,918 --> 00:09:32,001 The whole company is on the line. 170 00:09:32,084 --> 00:09:33,918 The sale's hanging by a thread. 171 00:09:34,001 --> 00:09:37,168 I have to talk my mother into signing, and the only person she's talking to... 172 00:09:37,251 --> 00:09:39,126 [clears throat] ...is Marco. 173 00:09:39,668 --> 00:09:42,251 So as much as I hate to admit it, he's our only hope. 174 00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:45,501 I have to talk Marco into talking Madolyn into signing. 175 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:47,543 Wow. Sounds complicated. 176 00:09:48,209 --> 00:09:49,209 No. 177 00:09:50,626 --> 00:09:52,501 No, it's not. It's simple. 178 00:09:52,584 --> 00:09:53,793 We run into him, 179 00:09:53,876 --> 00:09:56,126 knock back a few margs, then when his guard is down, 180 00:09:56,209 --> 00:09:58,334 nudge him into seeing things my way. 181 00:09:58,418 --> 00:09:59,793 That's a pathetic plan. 182 00:10:00,959 --> 00:10:02,334 It's all that I've got. 183 00:10:02,418 --> 00:10:05,709 You'll have to hop on a plane if you wanna run into him 184 00:10:05,793 --> 00:10:07,709 because he's going to P-Town this weekend. 185 00:10:07,793 --> 00:10:09,876 "With friends." Who even has those? 186 00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:12,126 Oh. P-Town? I can definitely do that. 187 00:10:12,209 --> 00:10:13,959 I can work with that. 188 00:10:14,584 --> 00:10:15,709 How do I run into him? 189 00:10:15,793 --> 00:10:18,418 It's a big little town. What if he never leaves his house? 190 00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:21,834 You could stalk him on Grindr. He's reliably on the grid. 191 00:10:23,668 --> 00:10:25,209 You have Marco bookmarked? 192 00:10:25,293 --> 00:10:26,668 He blocked me! 193 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,584 At first, it was so I could run into him, now it's so I can avoid him. 194 00:10:30,168 --> 00:10:31,793 Wait, Ben. Oh! 195 00:10:31,876 --> 00:10:32,959 You beautiful boy. 196 00:10:33,043 --> 00:10:35,418 Don't you see? We can use this. 197 00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:38,251 We track Marco with your bookmark. 198 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:40,043 Run into him, buddy it up. 199 00:10:40,126 --> 00:10:41,626 Talk him into saving the company. 200 00:10:42,584 --> 00:10:44,959 I'm not going to P-Town this weekend. 201 00:10:45,043 --> 00:10:47,418 Why not? It's a great gay getaway. 202 00:10:47,501 --> 00:10:51,168 I don't wanna hang out with Marco, okay? He dumped me at the Activation Event. 203 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,543 We were barely even dating. 204 00:10:53,709 --> 00:10:54,793 But you still like him. 205 00:10:55,418 --> 00:10:56,418 Right? 206 00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:58,834 I try not to. 207 00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:01,584 I try to act tough and cool, like I don't care. But I do. 208 00:11:01,668 --> 00:11:02,876 More than ever. 209 00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:05,084 More than I should. 210 00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:09,209 But it doesn't matter. He's so over me. 211 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:11,376 Maybe you just need another shot. 212 00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:13,293 Maybe he needs to see another side of you. 213 00:11:13,376 --> 00:11:15,584 In a different place, with shorts on. 214 00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:19,709 Look, maybe it won't work. 215 00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:21,126 Maybe he is over you. 216 00:11:21,209 --> 00:11:23,418 Do you really wanna be that guy sitting at home, 217 00:11:23,501 --> 00:11:24,918 wondering what could have been? 218 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:27,209 Or do you wanna swoop in, 219 00:11:27,293 --> 00:11:31,459 take a chance and maybe, just maybe, win it all? 220 00:11:33,334 --> 00:11:35,043 You're paying for everything. 221 00:11:35,543 --> 00:11:36,709 Of course, I am. 222 00:11:39,543 --> 00:11:40,584 Oh, my God. 223 00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:41,584 Hug me back. 224 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:42,834 Come on, hug me back. 225 00:11:43,376 --> 00:11:44,209 Okay. 226 00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:49,584 -Marco, what's--? -I only have 18 hours to pack. 227 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,876 Whatever it is, I'm sure it can wait. 228 00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:54,668 I'm sure you'll make your flight. Where are you going? 229 00:11:55,251 --> 00:11:56,084 P-Town. 230 00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:59,293 With my boyfriend. 231 00:11:59,376 --> 00:12:02,793 Boyfriend? You've never had one of those before. 232 00:12:02,876 --> 00:12:04,626 I know. It has to be perfect. 233 00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:08,001 I'm meeting his friends, we're staying in one big house. 234 00:12:08,543 --> 00:12:11,834 It's kind of like an audition and I have to book. 235 00:12:12,668 --> 00:12:13,668 This is weird. 236 00:12:13,751 --> 00:12:15,418 I know, knits in the summer? 237 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,084 -What was I thinking? -No, no, no. 238 00:12:17,168 --> 00:12:18,293 This is weird. 239 00:12:18,376 --> 00:12:20,959 You. Now. You never care if people like you. 240 00:12:21,043 --> 00:12:24,001 Not since you got your ears pierced or walked outside with heels on, 241 00:12:24,084 --> 00:12:26,501 or went to school with your nails done the first time. 242 00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:29,501 Well, I've never been in love either. 243 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:31,543 -Oh. This is love now? -It could be. 244 00:12:33,543 --> 00:12:34,543 I don't know. 245 00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:37,293 He's trying for me. 246 00:12:37,376 --> 00:12:39,876 And so I have to try for him. 247 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,459 -[cell phone chimes] -Okay. 248 00:12:42,543 --> 00:12:44,168 Whoa, whoa. What is all of this? 249 00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:45,751 The office is closed. 250 00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,084 It's nothing. Listen, go. 251 00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:49,876 Have a good time. And those boys will love you. 252 00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:52,084 And if they don't, fuck them. Right? 253 00:12:52,168 --> 00:12:53,209 -Right. -Right. 254 00:13:07,209 --> 00:13:08,043 Hi. 255 00:13:08,543 --> 00:13:09,543 Can I help you? 256 00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:11,959 Come on, I don't look that different. 257 00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:15,584 The desk had to call me to let you up and you're on the list. 258 00:13:17,043 --> 00:13:18,418 What is this? 259 00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:20,668 What? I'm just trying something new. 260 00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:25,043 I didn't wanna worry about doing my face when I'm on vacation. 261 00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:27,043 But you love doing your face. 262 00:13:27,126 --> 00:13:28,918 You have a special makeup you only wear to bed. 263 00:13:29,001 --> 00:13:30,834 A whole different bag, I've seen it. 264 00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:35,751 [gasps] And what is up with those shoes? 265 00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:37,001 [gasps] 266 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,251 Are those flats? 267 00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:41,543 You can't wear heels in the sand. 268 00:13:41,626 --> 00:13:44,168 You'll sink quicker than a Kylie single in America. 269 00:13:44,251 --> 00:13:45,459 It's just physics. 270 00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:48,084 Are you doing this for me? 271 00:13:48,168 --> 00:13:49,709 Think this is what I want? 272 00:13:50,293 --> 00:13:52,918 When have I ever cared about that? 273 00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:58,084 Do I look bad? 274 00:14:00,668 --> 00:14:03,459 You look great. 275 00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:11,793 Clean kiss. 276 00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:13,584 I could get used to this. 277 00:14:13,668 --> 00:14:14,834 [cell phone chimes] 278 00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:17,043 Oh. Car's here. Let's go. 279 00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,126 Guess this weekend's gonna be full of surprises. 280 00:14:23,209 --> 00:14:24,959 [pop music playing] 281 00:14:29,751 --> 00:14:32,459 [Marco] So wait, they're all just, like, in there? 282 00:14:32,543 --> 00:14:33,376 Yep. 283 00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:34,834 Wait, I need a second. 284 00:14:34,918 --> 00:14:36,334 I have to practice being normal. 285 00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:40,501 [clears throat] 286 00:14:41,084 --> 00:14:42,084 How's this? 287 00:14:42,168 --> 00:14:43,168 Great. 288 00:14:43,251 --> 00:14:45,376 You're gonna kill the first day of seventh grade. 289 00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:47,501 You're not the one on trial here. 290 00:14:47,584 --> 00:14:48,793 I'm the Roxie Hart. 291 00:14:49,334 --> 00:14:50,209 Who's Roxie Hart? 292 00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,126 Roxie Hart. 293 00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,251 From Chicago? 294 00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,584 Oh, I love Chicago. 295 00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:58,043 Have you ever done Market Days? 296 00:14:58,126 --> 00:14:59,751 The musical, not the city. 297 00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:00,959 Is this a fight? 298 00:15:04,876 --> 00:15:05,876 This is it. 299 00:15:06,543 --> 00:15:07,668 Where is everyone? 300 00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:09,626 Outside. 301 00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:16,001 Remember, Roxie. You're not on trial here. 302 00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:20,168 They're just a bunch of regular guys, and we're gonna have a great time. 303 00:15:21,043 --> 00:15:21,876 Okay? 304 00:15:22,501 --> 00:15:23,543 Okay. 305 00:15:30,918 --> 00:15:33,043 [techno music playing] 306 00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:58,751 This is my boyfriend, Marco. 307 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,126 Hi, I'm Marco. 308 00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:02,501 [Parker] Marco, this is Tony. 309 00:16:02,584 --> 00:16:03,751 Not this. 310 00:16:04,251 --> 00:16:06,251 -Cliff. -Hello, Marco. 311 00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:07,668 [both] We're the Jeffreys. 312 00:16:07,751 --> 00:16:09,709 He's Jeffrey and I'm Geoffrey. 313 00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:11,584 -Jeffrey. -Right. And I'm Geoffrey. 314 00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:13,668 -Jeffrey. -That's me, he's Geoffrey. 315 00:16:13,751 --> 00:16:15,626 -Jeffrey? -Geoffrey. 316 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:16,834 Jeffrey. 317 00:16:16,918 --> 00:16:18,001 -Jeff. -Jeff. 318 00:16:18,084 --> 00:16:19,668 -Er. Ey. -Er. Ey? 319 00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:21,876 Jeffrey. 320 00:16:24,168 --> 00:16:27,293 -What am I missing here? -I don't know, just his name. 321 00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:31,709 Why don't we hit the town? Get lunch. 322 00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,293 -Sounds good to me. -Okay. 323 00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:34,668 Congrats on the new boy. 324 00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:39,918 Wait, what does that make him? 325 00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:41,209 The last boy. 326 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,209 You brought me on vacation with your ex? 327 00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:45,751 The one who broke you? 328 00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,376 That swore you off of dating? 329 00:16:47,459 --> 00:16:50,959 If I didn't hang out with my exes, I wouldn't have any friends. 330 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,751 Oh, and if I don't get along with him, we can't date, right? 331 00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:55,501 I didn't say that. 332 00:16:55,584 --> 00:16:56,876 You didn't have to. 333 00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:59,584 It doesn't matter because you will. Just... 334 00:17:00,668 --> 00:17:02,876 Give him a chance. Please? 335 00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:04,043 [groans] 336 00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:05,543 I'll try. 337 00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:07,251 Thank you. 338 00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:12,959 Are we closer to Marco than we were before? 339 00:17:13,501 --> 00:17:14,834 Maybe we need to circle back. 340 00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:19,043 Okay, do you even want to find Marco? 341 00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:22,043 Of course, I can't wait for him to see through your weird plan 342 00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:24,584 and barely tolerate our presence. That's what's gonna happen. 343 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:25,876 -It's obvious. -Okay. 344 00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:28,376 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 345 00:17:28,459 --> 00:17:30,334 We all know you're on steroids. 346 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:36,418 Uh, no, I'm a little bit of a nag at work, but in real life I'm actually popular. 347 00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:38,501 Do you know why? 348 00:17:38,584 --> 00:17:40,168 'Cause you're tall, hot, rich, and white? 349 00:17:40,251 --> 00:17:42,459 Because I have a good attitude. 350 00:17:42,543 --> 00:17:44,501 I always have. So people like me. 351 00:17:44,584 --> 00:17:46,126 And if you have a good attitude 352 00:17:46,209 --> 00:17:48,543 and bring it into the weekend, then people will like you too. 353 00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:49,876 And you'll win. 354 00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:53,376 So we'll take this big gloomy thing that you have going on, 355 00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:55,793 sort it into the correct bin, 356 00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:59,876 and go into this weekend with the right attitude, okay? 357 00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:02,084 Most recycling goes to the dump. 358 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,876 The right attitude. 359 00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:09,918 Oh, wait. We're closer. 360 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,001 Already better. Let's go. 361 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,626 I've got pills for tonight, tabs for tomorrow, 362 00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:17,918 and plenty of Kelly and Clarkson. 363 00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:19,834 I even have some extra for the new kid. 364 00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:20,918 Does he want any? 365 00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:22,834 We don't know. He's new. 366 00:18:22,918 --> 00:18:24,376 He's right here, you can ask. 367 00:18:24,459 --> 00:18:26,251 -[Jeffrey] He's so quiet. -You scared? 368 00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:28,001 What do you wanna know? Ask. 369 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,626 I don't know... How do you guys know each other? 370 00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:34,709 -Just from being gay. -Not this. 371 00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:38,626 Okay, we know Cliff from Barry's, Cliff knows Tony from school, 372 00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:41,584 Tony knows Parker from their dealer, we have a share with Parker. 373 00:18:41,668 --> 00:18:44,001 Had a share. Nice work with the deposit. 374 00:18:44,084 --> 00:18:46,209 Like I said, from being gay. 375 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,126 And then they dated. Who can forget? 376 00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,709 We went on some dates. 377 00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,043 Oh, my gosh. You cannot be serious right now. 378 00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:56,209 Do you wanna relitigate this now? 379 00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:58,418 I can get out my phone, read texts. 380 00:18:58,501 --> 00:18:59,459 Not this. 381 00:18:59,543 --> 00:19:00,501 It was messy. 382 00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:01,918 [Cliff] It was cute. 383 00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:05,459 We met at the gym and then kept running into each other. 384 00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:07,918 Either working out, or at Starbucks. 385 00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:09,793 Sometimes it was even by accident. 386 00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:12,001 Me too. 387 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,251 At first it was just about the sex, 388 00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:16,168 but eventually I wore him down. 389 00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:18,334 Even with all his little excuses and lies. 390 00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,209 So I eventually got the guy. 391 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,126 For a minute. 392 00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:22,751 Then what happened? 393 00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,668 [Chad] Oh, my God! Marco? 394 00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:26,376 Is that you? 395 00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:27,834 Chad? 396 00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,209 -Ben? -Hey, Marco. 397 00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:33,793 Hope this isn't weird. 398 00:19:33,876 --> 00:19:35,293 Even though we all know it is. 399 00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:36,959 What are you doing here? 400 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,501 Celebrating our nation's birthday. 401 00:19:40,043 --> 00:19:41,751 You? Who are these guys? 402 00:19:42,168 --> 00:19:46,209 Uh, right, sorry. This is Chad and this is Ben. 403 00:19:46,293 --> 00:19:47,293 I know them from work. 404 00:19:47,376 --> 00:19:48,959 These are my friends. 405 00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:52,293 Parker, Tony, Cliff, and these are the Jeffreys. 406 00:19:52,376 --> 00:19:54,918 Well, he's Jeffrey. I'm Geoffrey. 407 00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:56,376 Geoffrey. 408 00:19:57,793 --> 00:19:58,793 [Jeffrey] Stop it. 409 00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:01,334 You're friends with Chad? 410 00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:04,126 Yeah, yeah. Uh, uh... 411 00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:05,751 He was in my D&D campaign. 412 00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:08,251 In your campaign? 413 00:20:08,334 --> 00:20:09,376 Mm. 414 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,126 You killed the Spider Queen? 415 00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:14,501 I kicked her eight-legged ass. 416 00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:15,918 Where are you staying? 417 00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:18,209 -We got a house. -With a pool. 418 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,668 Ah. Well, then let's hang. 419 00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:24,501 Jesus Christ. 420 00:20:24,584 --> 00:20:26,459 We never do this. It'll be fun. 421 00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:29,418 I don't think we can, right? 422 00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:30,709 It's not up to me. 423 00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:31,918 I'm good. 424 00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:33,084 [both] We're in. 425 00:20:33,168 --> 00:20:34,501 Not this. 426 00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:36,918 [Chad chuckles] 427 00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:43,709 We brought a little surprise this weekend. 428 00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:45,334 Not this. 429 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:48,793 There will be a drag breakfast in the house before the weekend's over. 430 00:20:48,876 --> 00:20:52,584 Attendance is mandatory, in drag, no exceptions. 431 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,459 You better turn it out. 432 00:20:54,543 --> 00:20:55,918 Especially the new kid. 433 00:20:56,001 --> 00:20:58,459 -I will give it a shot, Jeffrey. -[Jeffrey] What? 434 00:20:59,376 --> 00:21:00,626 He meant me. 435 00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:01,834 But he said me. 436 00:21:03,543 --> 00:21:05,251 [Chad] Marco, honest question. 437 00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:07,834 Am I pulling this off? 438 00:21:11,918 --> 00:21:14,084 You need to leave. And take Ben with you. 439 00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:16,793 Ow! Why? Are you scared he's gonna beat you in the drag competition? 440 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:21,084 -You should be. He's very competitive. -Chad, Parker is my boyfriend. 441 00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:23,834 These are his friends. I need them to like me. 442 00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:26,126 You and Ben being here isn't helping. 443 00:21:26,209 --> 00:21:28,793 That's what this whole make-under is about? 444 00:21:29,334 --> 00:21:31,168 [chuckles] You're trying to fit in? 445 00:21:31,251 --> 00:21:33,334 No, I'm just trying something new. 446 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,293 -But is it for the right reasons? -Just leave. 447 00:21:36,376 --> 00:21:38,334 We haven't even gotten a chance to hang out yet. 448 00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:39,918 So much to talk about. 449 00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,084 Like life and work, 450 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,168 and how you should tell my mom to take the deal. 451 00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:47,251 Wait. Is that what this is all about? 452 00:21:47,751 --> 00:21:49,584 You and Ben are trying to manipulate me? 453 00:21:49,668 --> 00:21:52,334 Oh, no, just me. Ben's here to win you back. 454 00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:55,043 He is? 455 00:21:55,918 --> 00:21:58,584 Oh. That is so much worse. 456 00:21:59,126 --> 00:22:01,168 He doesn't know about Parker. He's gonna snap. 457 00:22:01,251 --> 00:22:02,334 Okay, look. 458 00:22:02,418 --> 00:22:04,751 You want these people to like you, I can help with that. 459 00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:07,334 I know I come across a certain way at work, 460 00:22:07,418 --> 00:22:09,668 but in real life I'm actually popular. 461 00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:13,709 Ew. I'm not gonna help you manipulate Madolyn. 462 00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:15,876 [groans] Okay, Marco. I know we've had our differences. 463 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,459 I tried to get you fired. 464 00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:19,918 You slowly emotionally alienated my mother from me. 465 00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:22,834 But when have I wanted something that wasn't for the good of the company? 466 00:22:22,918 --> 00:22:24,293 -GlamCoin. -When else? 467 00:22:25,334 --> 00:22:27,834 We can help each other. 468 00:22:28,418 --> 00:22:29,584 But Ben-- 469 00:22:29,668 --> 00:22:32,168 Will find out about your boyfriend one way or the other. 470 00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,334 At least now you can do it on your own terms. 471 00:22:34,418 --> 00:22:35,793 [footsteps approaching] 472 00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:42,709 Hell yes. 473 00:22:43,418 --> 00:22:44,626 Ew. 474 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:52,334 Hey, computer boy. It's kind of weird seeing you here. 475 00:22:52,418 --> 00:22:53,543 I mean, good too. 476 00:22:54,209 --> 00:22:55,918 It's good to see you too. 477 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:58,334 I mean, if that is you. 478 00:22:59,209 --> 00:23:01,709 Ha, ha. I dress like this all the time, 479 00:23:01,793 --> 00:23:04,293 thank you very much, you just don't see it. 480 00:23:05,043 --> 00:23:06,293 I guess I miss a lot. 481 00:23:07,293 --> 00:23:08,751 Like them. 482 00:23:09,376 --> 00:23:12,251 I did not think that Hell's Kitchen gays were your scene. 483 00:23:14,084 --> 00:23:15,084 They weren't. 484 00:23:16,376 --> 00:23:17,959 Until I, um... 485 00:23:19,376 --> 00:23:21,501 started fooling around with one. 486 00:23:23,084 --> 00:23:24,084 The blond one? 487 00:23:25,168 --> 00:23:26,376 Yeah. 488 00:23:28,793 --> 00:23:30,043 Is he your boyfriend? 489 00:23:30,584 --> 00:23:33,668 What? Oh, my God, no, no. No. 490 00:23:34,459 --> 00:23:36,709 I told him I wasn't looking for anything serious. 491 00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:38,959 He's just this guy. 492 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:40,043 He's fun. 493 00:23:40,126 --> 00:23:42,543 And I've seen his butt a bunch. You know. 494 00:23:44,459 --> 00:23:46,084 You don't care, right? 495 00:23:47,668 --> 00:23:49,293 I've seen your butt too. 496 00:23:50,209 --> 00:23:51,209 It's good. 497 00:23:51,959 --> 00:23:54,376 No, I mean, who cares? 498 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:58,418 It's not like I came to win you back or something. 499 00:23:59,168 --> 00:24:01,959 Hey, let's just have fun, right? 500 00:24:02,043 --> 00:24:03,751 Yeah, right. 501 00:24:10,959 --> 00:24:13,209 You sure you dress like this all the time? 502 00:24:13,293 --> 00:24:14,918 Yes. Why? 503 00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:16,668 Your phone won't even unlock right now. 504 00:24:18,751 --> 00:24:20,668 I'm on this thing way too much anyway. 505 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:21,918 Okay. 506 00:24:22,001 --> 00:24:24,084 Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna change. 507 00:24:24,168 --> 00:24:25,418 See you out there? 508 00:24:25,501 --> 00:24:26,501 Yeah. 509 00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:33,126 Guys. Hey, guys! Everyone in the pool. 510 00:24:33,209 --> 00:24:35,584 Everyone in the pool! 511 00:24:35,668 --> 00:24:37,584 Gotta get this weekend started! 512 00:24:37,668 --> 00:24:39,084 Not this. 513 00:24:39,751 --> 00:24:41,751 Hey, dummies, Tea is at 4:00 514 00:24:41,834 --> 00:24:43,668 and we have to get there before the rain starts. 515 00:24:43,751 --> 00:24:44,959 We can't hang out here all day. 516 00:24:45,043 --> 00:24:46,376 [shouting] 517 00:24:47,543 --> 00:24:49,918 Cliff's right. We can't hang out here all day. 518 00:24:50,001 --> 00:24:52,876 Cliff needs to unclench, like always. 519 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:54,084 [pop music playing] 520 00:24:54,168 --> 00:24:55,251 [shouting] 521 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:03,793 Hey, that's the spirit, pal. 522 00:25:06,501 --> 00:25:08,459 [all cheering] 523 00:25:10,293 --> 00:25:12,126 Okay, he's here. 524 00:25:12,209 --> 00:25:13,209 He's single. 525 00:25:13,751 --> 00:25:15,418 He wants you to go for it. 526 00:25:17,668 --> 00:25:18,668 So go for it. 527 00:25:21,793 --> 00:25:23,626 I could have sworn I've met you boys before. 528 00:25:23,709 --> 00:25:25,043 Were you at Horse Meat Disco? 529 00:25:25,543 --> 00:25:26,876 We were at Occupy The Disco. 530 00:25:27,751 --> 00:25:28,918 Maybe it was Paradisco? 531 00:25:29,543 --> 00:25:32,043 Best two hours we ever spent in line. 532 00:25:32,126 --> 00:25:33,459 You don't have wristbands? 533 00:25:34,084 --> 00:25:35,668 No. And you do? 534 00:25:36,126 --> 00:25:38,459 Of course. I'll set you up. I know Tad. 535 00:25:38,543 --> 00:25:40,168 You can get us wristbands? 536 00:25:40,251 --> 00:25:42,126 Of course, I can. 537 00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:44,293 I take care of my friends. 538 00:25:45,918 --> 00:25:47,084 -Oh! -[all groaning] 539 00:25:47,168 --> 00:25:48,293 Oh, Ben. Are you okay? 540 00:25:48,376 --> 00:25:50,459 -[Ben] No, I'm good. It's nothing. -[all groaning] 541 00:25:52,459 --> 00:25:53,293 What? 542 00:25:53,918 --> 00:25:55,126 Don't worry. I'll be fine. 543 00:25:55,209 --> 00:25:58,043 It happens all the time. I just need to sit here and clot. 544 00:25:59,293 --> 00:26:01,626 If I ruin your weekend, I'm gonna hate myself. 545 00:26:01,709 --> 00:26:04,251 Hey, you can never. 546 00:26:04,876 --> 00:26:05,876 Okay? 547 00:26:07,376 --> 00:26:08,376 Thanks. 548 00:26:08,918 --> 00:26:09,751 Of course. 549 00:26:16,126 --> 00:26:18,043 You sure you two just work together? 550 00:26:18,126 --> 00:26:19,959 'Cause I do have ears and eyes. 551 00:26:21,459 --> 00:26:24,876 I mean, maybe we sort of fooled around... 552 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:28,376 and went out a little. 553 00:26:29,126 --> 00:26:31,001 But only when you and I were fighting. 554 00:26:31,084 --> 00:26:33,209 Like the time you sent flowers. 555 00:26:33,293 --> 00:26:35,001 And when I came home rolling. 556 00:26:35,084 --> 00:26:35,918 That's it. 557 00:26:37,209 --> 00:26:38,918 This is another game, isn't? 558 00:26:39,001 --> 00:26:40,501 You put me in my place. 559 00:26:40,584 --> 00:26:43,834 I hate this crap. This is why I don't do relationships. 560 00:26:43,918 --> 00:26:45,043 No, I'm not, I swear. 561 00:26:45,126 --> 00:26:46,584 I thought we were past all that. 562 00:26:46,668 --> 00:26:50,126 'Cause I don't do the whole meet-my-boyfriend thing a lot. 563 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:51,418 This is hard for me. 564 00:26:53,793 --> 00:26:57,043 You didn't set this whole thing up just to get in my head, did you? 565 00:26:59,293 --> 00:27:01,418 He's just this guy I know from work. 566 00:27:02,959 --> 00:27:04,834 He's been chasing me all year. 567 00:27:05,751 --> 00:27:07,459 Look, I'm not even into it. 568 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,793 It's pathetic. 569 00:27:15,376 --> 00:27:18,626 So this whole time, you had a side piece. 570 00:27:19,293 --> 00:27:20,626 So cute. 571 00:27:20,709 --> 00:27:23,209 Okay, but he doesn't know anything about it, so please-- 572 00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:25,709 Babe, what do you think I am? An asshole? 573 00:27:26,334 --> 00:27:28,043 We are not litigating that. 574 00:27:28,543 --> 00:27:29,834 I'll play nice. 575 00:27:29,918 --> 00:27:30,918 For you. 576 00:27:32,168 --> 00:27:33,418 -Promise. -Mm-hm. 577 00:27:33,501 --> 00:27:34,793 [thunder rumbling] 578 00:27:35,418 --> 00:27:39,668 Okay, boys. we have to leave for Tea now before the rain starts. 579 00:27:39,751 --> 00:27:41,751 Cliff is right, we have to go. 580 00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:44,501 They're gonna move indoors, then they're gonna hit capacity. 581 00:27:44,584 --> 00:27:46,918 I know, but we're gonna do shots first. 582 00:27:47,001 --> 00:27:49,376 -And then we'll get ready, right? -[Geoffrey] Yeah. 583 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:53,668 Aw. Please, please, please. We swear, we swear, we swear. 584 00:27:53,751 --> 00:27:55,793 No, we need to leave. 585 00:27:56,293 --> 00:27:58,418 You've had your fun, maybe we'll meet up later. 586 00:28:01,793 --> 00:28:03,543 All right. [clears throat] 587 00:28:03,626 --> 00:28:06,709 -Ben, get your stuff. We'll take off. -[groans] 588 00:28:11,209 --> 00:28:12,209 Thank you. 589 00:28:12,293 --> 00:28:15,001 I did my part, now you do yours. 590 00:28:18,251 --> 00:28:19,793 No fun being the grown-up, huh? 591 00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:24,376 You put so much work into this weekend, I don't want anyone ruining it. 592 00:28:25,418 --> 00:28:27,626 Wow, you really want me to like you. 593 00:28:28,668 --> 00:28:30,626 Well, I mean, yeah. 594 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,918 'Cause I know what this whole weekend is about. 595 00:28:34,001 --> 00:28:37,376 No one's gonna outright say it, but it's a test, right? 596 00:28:37,876 --> 00:28:38,876 Probably. 597 00:28:39,501 --> 00:28:41,126 But seriously, calm down. 598 00:28:41,209 --> 00:28:43,501 You're definitely gonna pass. 599 00:28:46,084 --> 00:28:49,043 Congrats on getting Parker to take you out of town, 600 00:28:49,126 --> 00:28:51,584 that's way more than we ever got to do. 601 00:28:52,834 --> 00:28:54,043 What happened with you two? 602 00:28:54,126 --> 00:28:55,251 Oh. I'm not doing that. 603 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:58,376 I'm not giving you the full Parker-relationship walk-through guide. 604 00:28:58,459 --> 00:29:01,043 You're gonna have to get to the final boss on your own. 605 00:29:02,459 --> 00:29:03,668 But, hey, 606 00:29:03,751 --> 00:29:07,334 you have noticed that he gets crazy jealous, right? 607 00:29:08,709 --> 00:29:09,918 No, not really. 608 00:29:10,001 --> 00:29:11,293 Seriously? 609 00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:15,501 Because he can get really intense when he doesn't get his way. 610 00:29:16,959 --> 00:29:21,251 Well, he did kind of buy me a drag queen one time to get my attention. 611 00:29:22,084 --> 00:29:23,418 Okay. 612 00:29:23,501 --> 00:29:26,793 Well, just keep him happy, okay? 613 00:29:26,876 --> 00:29:29,709 Because, trust me, he's way more fun that way. 614 00:29:29,793 --> 00:29:31,126 [thunder crashing] 615 00:29:32,959 --> 00:29:34,334 And it's raining. 616 00:29:34,418 --> 00:29:35,459 We can still make it. 617 00:29:35,543 --> 00:29:36,876 We'll get drenched. 618 00:29:36,959 --> 00:29:39,168 Um, it's coming down pretty hard. 619 00:29:39,251 --> 00:29:40,376 Maybe we could run? 620 00:29:41,876 --> 00:29:43,168 [all shouting] 621 00:29:43,251 --> 00:29:44,584 Not this! 622 00:29:49,709 --> 00:29:50,543 Happy now? 623 00:29:59,918 --> 00:30:01,418 It's gonna rain another hour. 624 00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:02,626 My phone says three. 625 00:30:02,709 --> 00:30:04,168 Everyone is at this party. 626 00:30:04,251 --> 00:30:07,126 -There's a dark room in the basement. -[all groaning] 627 00:30:09,084 --> 00:30:10,834 Maybe we could play a game. 628 00:30:10,918 --> 00:30:14,668 Oh, did I come to P-Town to play Quiplash with my friends? 629 00:30:14,751 --> 00:30:17,334 No. I came to do drugs with strangers. 630 00:30:17,418 --> 00:30:18,876 He was trying to help. 631 00:30:18,959 --> 00:30:20,959 Okay, turn down the roid rage, Shaun Cody. 632 00:30:21,043 --> 00:30:23,251 If it wasn't for you distracting us all day, 633 00:30:23,334 --> 00:30:24,459 we would've left on time 634 00:30:24,543 --> 00:30:26,751 and we'd be in a basement right now doing things, 635 00:30:26,834 --> 00:30:28,626 instead of here doing nothing. 636 00:30:28,709 --> 00:30:29,584 Not this. 637 00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:36,251 Hey. Things got a little tense back there. 638 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,751 You guys should go. 639 00:30:38,876 --> 00:30:41,334 It's a one-way ticket to Oz out there. We can't leave. 640 00:30:41,418 --> 00:30:44,334 I need these guys to like me and you are ruining everything. 641 00:30:44,418 --> 00:30:48,126 If I have to walk out of here into that rain to save this deal, I will. 642 00:30:48,209 --> 00:30:50,668 But do you really wanna change yourself 643 00:30:50,751 --> 00:30:52,626 for some guy you're dating and his friends? 644 00:30:54,251 --> 00:30:55,251 I don't know. 645 00:30:55,834 --> 00:30:57,793 Okay, I haven't done this before. 646 00:30:57,876 --> 00:30:58,918 Yeah, well, 647 00:30:59,501 --> 00:31:01,709 I'm not exactly Mr. Relationship, 648 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:03,251 but I know you. 649 00:31:04,126 --> 00:31:07,001 And this isn't you. 650 00:31:08,959 --> 00:31:11,584 If you wanna know what these guys really think of you, 651 00:31:11,668 --> 00:31:13,043 if he's worth it, 652 00:31:14,293 --> 00:31:15,626 show them who you really are. 653 00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:18,084 What--? 654 00:31:36,834 --> 00:31:38,168 I have an idea. 655 00:31:39,459 --> 00:31:41,793 Let's do a lip-sync contest. 656 00:31:44,959 --> 00:31:48,251 We have the drag trunk, and there's nothing else to do. 657 00:31:48,793 --> 00:31:50,959 Come on, let's see who turns it out. 658 00:31:53,543 --> 00:31:55,126 -Oh, I'm in. -Me too. 659 00:32:01,918 --> 00:32:02,793 Why not? 660 00:32:02,876 --> 00:32:03,959 [Cliff] Interesting. 661 00:32:04,043 --> 00:32:07,709 So, what's the plan? We just pick a song and lip-sync to it? 662 00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:08,626 No. 663 00:32:09,418 --> 00:32:10,834 We're doing a group number. 664 00:32:12,043 --> 00:32:14,209 But there's only six parts. 665 00:32:14,293 --> 00:32:17,168 -[both] We can double up. -That still leaves one over. 666 00:32:17,251 --> 00:32:18,584 I'll judge. 667 00:32:18,668 --> 00:32:20,251 No one needs to see me in heels. 668 00:32:21,293 --> 00:32:24,334 Great. I'll send the song and all of your parts into the group chat. 669 00:32:24,418 --> 00:32:26,876 I'll teach you all how to do your makeup. 670 00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:28,876 Showtime's in an hour, let's go. 671 00:32:28,959 --> 00:32:31,168 -You heard her, come on. -I want a red lip. 672 00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:33,209 -Stunning. -[Chad] Time to put on dresses. 673 00:32:35,918 --> 00:32:39,626 Hey, I thought we were giving that a break this weekend? 674 00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:41,876 Thought you didn't care. 675 00:32:50,543 --> 00:32:52,959 Hey, thanks for getting the ball rolling. 676 00:32:53,584 --> 00:32:55,376 You gonna be good to do this with your nose? 677 00:32:55,459 --> 00:32:58,751 Yeah. Just don't throw anything else at me and I'm good. 678 00:33:00,168 --> 00:33:01,251 Ah! 679 00:33:01,334 --> 00:33:03,293 -I'm gonna throw this away. -Hey. Um... 680 00:33:05,209 --> 00:33:07,668 I'm not just fooling around with Parker. 681 00:33:08,543 --> 00:33:09,918 We're dating. 682 00:33:10,001 --> 00:33:12,001 [pensive music playing] 683 00:33:12,084 --> 00:33:13,084 You okay? 684 00:33:13,834 --> 00:33:14,834 I'm... 685 00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:17,334 surprised. 686 00:33:18,959 --> 00:33:19,959 Me too. 687 00:33:21,043 --> 00:33:22,626 I wasn't planning on him. 688 00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:26,168 It just kind of all happened fast. 689 00:33:26,793 --> 00:33:28,501 I don't want it to come between us. 690 00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:31,876 Then it won't. 691 00:33:33,209 --> 00:33:34,834 We're better than friends. 692 00:33:34,918 --> 00:33:35,918 We're... 693 00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:38,418 us. 694 00:33:42,376 --> 00:33:44,126 Pobrecito. 695 00:33:45,001 --> 00:33:48,084 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 696 00:33:50,626 --> 00:33:52,918 ["Cell Block Tango" playing over speakers] 697 00:34:03,334 --> 00:34:04,459 [lip-synching] ♪ Pop ♪ 698 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,209 ♪ Six ♪ 699 00:34:06,293 --> 00:34:08,126 ♪ Squish ♪ 700 00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:09,334 ♪ Uh-uh ♪ 701 00:34:10,001 --> 00:34:11,709 ♪ Cicero ♪ 702 00:34:11,793 --> 00:34:12,959 ♪ Lipschitz ♪ 703 00:34:13,043 --> 00:34:16,501 ♪ He had it comin' He had it comin' ♪ 704 00:34:16,584 --> 00:34:20,334 ♪ He only had himself to blame ♪ 705 00:34:20,418 --> 00:34:24,126 ♪ If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it ♪ 706 00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:26,793 ♪ I betcha you would have done the same ♪ 707 00:34:26,876 --> 00:34:30,084 ♪ You know how people have these little habits that get you down? ♪ 708 00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:33,084 ♪ Like Bernie Bernie liked to chew gum ♪ 709 00:34:33,168 --> 00:34:34,668 ♪ No, not chew, pop ♪ 710 00:34:34,751 --> 00:34:36,043 ♪ I come home this one day ♪ 711 00:34:36,126 --> 00:34:38,834 ♪ And there's Bernie Layin' on the couch, chewin' ♪ 712 00:34:38,918 --> 00:34:40,959 ♪ No, not chewin', poppin' ♪ 713 00:34:41,043 --> 00:34:47,626 ♪ So I said to him, I said "Bernie, you pop that gum one more time" ♪ 714 00:34:47,709 --> 00:34:49,084 ♪ And he did ♪ 715 00:34:49,168 --> 00:34:50,918 ♪ So I took the shotgun off the wall ♪ 716 00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:53,168 ♪ And I fired two warning shots ♪ 717 00:34:53,251 --> 00:34:54,793 ♪ Into his head ♪ 718 00:34:54,876 --> 00:34:57,834 ♪ He had it comin' He had it comin' ♪ 719 00:34:57,918 --> 00:35:01,626 ♪ He only had himself to blame ♪ 720 00:35:01,709 --> 00:35:05,793 ♪ I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City About two years ago ♪ 721 00:35:05,876 --> 00:35:09,334 ♪ And he told me he was single And we hit it off right away ♪ 722 00:35:09,418 --> 00:35:12,376 ♪ Then I found out single, my ass ♪ 723 00:35:12,459 --> 00:35:15,626 ♪ Not only was he married Well, he had six wives ♪ 724 00:35:15,709 --> 00:35:17,543 ♪ So that night when he came home ♪ 725 00:35:17,626 --> 00:35:19,501 ♪ I mixed him his drink as usual ♪ 726 00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:22,876 ♪ Some guys just can't hold Their arsenic ♪ 727 00:35:23,626 --> 00:35:26,793 ♪ He had it comin' He had it comin' ♪ 728 00:35:26,876 --> 00:35:30,584 ♪ He took a flower in its prime ♪ 729 00:35:30,668 --> 00:35:33,584 ♪ And then he used it And he abused it ♪ 730 00:35:33,668 --> 00:35:36,959 ♪ It was a murder It was not a crime ♪ 731 00:35:37,043 --> 00:35:38,126 ♪ Cicero, Lipschitz ♪ 732 00:35:38,209 --> 00:35:41,126 ♪ Now I'm standing in the kitchen Carving up the chicken for dinner ♪ 733 00:35:41,209 --> 00:35:43,918 ♪ In storms my husband Wilbur In a jealous rage ♪ 734 00:35:44,001 --> 00:35:46,959 ♪ "You been screwin' the milkman," he says And he kept sayin' ♪ 735 00:35:47,043 --> 00:35:49,043 ♪ "You been screwin' the milkman" ♪ 736 00:35:49,126 --> 00:35:53,501 ♪ Then he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten times ♪ 737 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:57,293 ♪ If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it ♪ 738 00:35:57,376 --> 00:36:00,543 ♪ I betcha you would have done the same! ♪ 739 00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:02,376 [lip-synching Hungarian] 740 00:36:07,543 --> 00:36:09,251 ♪ But did you do it? ♪ 741 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:12,751 ♪ Uh-uh, not guilty! ♪ 742 00:36:14,376 --> 00:36:16,001 ♪ He had it coming ♪ 743 00:36:16,084 --> 00:36:18,293 ♪ My sister Veronica and I Did this double act ♪ 744 00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:20,709 ♪ And my husband Charlie Traveled around with us ♪ 745 00:36:20,793 --> 00:36:22,584 ♪ The last number in our act ♪ 746 00:36:22,668 --> 00:36:25,251 ♪ We did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row ♪ 747 00:36:25,334 --> 00:36:28,001 ♪ Splits, spread eagles Flip-flops, backflips ♪ 748 00:36:28,084 --> 00:36:29,626 ♪ One right after the other ♪ 749 00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:32,126 ♪ Well, this one night we were in Cicero The three of us ♪ 750 00:36:32,209 --> 00:36:35,251 ♪ And we were in this hotel room, boozin' And havin' a few laughs ♪ 751 00:36:35,334 --> 00:36:36,876 ♪ And we run out of ice ♪ 752 00:36:36,959 --> 00:36:38,126 ♪ So I went out to get some ♪ 753 00:36:38,209 --> 00:36:40,168 ♪ I come back, open the door ♪ 754 00:36:40,251 --> 00:36:42,001 ♪ There's Veronica and Charlie ♪ 755 00:36:42,084 --> 00:36:44,626 ♪ Doing number 17 ♪ 756 00:36:44,709 --> 00:36:45,918 ♪ The spread eagle ♪ 757 00:36:46,626 --> 00:36:49,501 ♪ I can't remember a thing It wasn't until later ♪ 758 00:36:49,584 --> 00:36:51,334 ♪ When I was washing The blood off my hands ♪ 759 00:36:51,418 --> 00:36:52,959 ♪ I even knew they were dead ♪ 760 00:36:53,043 --> 00:36:56,584 ♪ They had it comin' They had it comin' ♪ 761 00:36:56,668 --> 00:37:00,001 ♪ They had it comin' all along ♪ 762 00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:01,834 ♪ I didn't do it ♪ 763 00:37:01,918 --> 00:37:03,293 ♪ But if I'd done it ♪ 764 00:37:03,376 --> 00:37:06,668 ♪ How could you tell me That I was wrong? ♪ 765 00:37:06,751 --> 00:37:08,876 ♪ I loved Alvin Lipschitz ♪ 766 00:37:08,959 --> 00:37:11,251 ♪ He was a real artistic guy ♪ 767 00:37:11,334 --> 00:37:13,501 ♪ Sensitive, a painter ♪ 768 00:37:13,584 --> 00:37:16,209 ♪ But he was always Trying to find himself ♪ 769 00:37:16,293 --> 00:37:19,751 ♪ And on the way He found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving ♪ 770 00:37:19,834 --> 00:37:22,126 ♪ I guess you can say we broke up ♪ 771 00:37:22,209 --> 00:37:24,459 ♪ Because of artistic differences ♪ 772 00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:28,251 ♪ He saw himself as alive And I saw him dead ♪ 773 00:37:28,334 --> 00:37:32,001 ♪ The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪ 774 00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:35,668 ♪ They had it comin' They had it comin' ♪ 775 00:37:35,751 --> 00:37:38,793 ♪ They had it comin' all along ♪ 776 00:37:38,876 --> 00:37:42,793 ♪ 'Cause if they used us And they abused us ♪ 777 00:37:42,876 --> 00:37:45,876 ♪ How could you tell us That we were wrong? ♪ 778 00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:49,459 ♪ He had it comin' He had it comin' ♪ 779 00:37:49,543 --> 00:37:53,126 ♪ He only had himself to blame ♪ 780 00:37:53,209 --> 00:37:56,626 ♪ If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it ♪ 781 00:37:56,709 --> 00:38:00,334 ♪ I betcha you would have done ♪ 782 00:38:00,418 --> 00:38:04,293 ♪ The same ♪ 783 00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:09,543 Boys, I'm sorry, but I don't know how to pick a winner. 784 00:38:09,626 --> 00:38:11,293 [all laughing] 785 00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:13,918 [all] Uh, Marco! 786 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:16,001 Are you blind? It's Marco. 787 00:38:16,084 --> 00:38:17,334 He did the splits in heels. 788 00:38:17,418 --> 00:38:18,793 How the hell did you do that? 789 00:38:19,334 --> 00:38:21,168 I guess I've had some practice. 790 00:38:21,251 --> 00:38:23,043 I think we should do it again. 791 00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:24,459 But this time if we-- 792 00:38:24,543 --> 00:38:26,376 Wait, I think the rain stopped. 793 00:38:26,459 --> 00:38:28,001 Is the party still going? 794 00:38:28,084 --> 00:38:29,293 Yes, we can still make it. 795 00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:32,209 -Take off all this shit, let's go. -Not this! 796 00:38:35,626 --> 00:38:37,459 I think we're gonna head out. 797 00:38:37,543 --> 00:38:38,543 We are? 798 00:38:38,626 --> 00:38:40,168 [Chad] Yeah, we probably should. 799 00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:43,918 Uh, you and I are good about that thing we discussed, right? 800 00:38:44,001 --> 00:38:46,751 Yes, Chad. You and I are good with that thing. 801 00:38:47,543 --> 00:38:49,668 You guys can still come. You should. 802 00:38:49,751 --> 00:38:50,668 Are you sure? 803 00:38:50,751 --> 00:38:52,293 Yes, I'm sure. 804 00:38:52,376 --> 00:38:54,251 Uh, don't they have to go? 805 00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:57,001 Well, maybe we should. 806 00:38:57,084 --> 00:39:00,043 No, no. They can still come. Come. 807 00:39:01,459 --> 00:39:02,459 We're having fun. 808 00:39:04,793 --> 00:39:05,626 You win. 809 00:39:06,834 --> 00:39:09,376 I can never win a fight with this kid. 810 00:39:10,418 --> 00:39:11,876 -Shots? -Oh, yeah. 811 00:39:13,793 --> 00:39:15,793 I remember our first fight, 812 00:39:15,876 --> 00:39:17,418 our first real fight. 813 00:39:17,501 --> 00:39:21,418 He was playing games, trying to hook me in for something serious. 814 00:39:21,501 --> 00:39:23,001 I just liked the sex. 815 00:39:23,084 --> 00:39:25,334 But Marco wanted more. 816 00:39:25,418 --> 00:39:27,209 They don't really need to hear this. 817 00:39:27,293 --> 00:39:29,668 It was a standoff, and he won. 818 00:39:30,376 --> 00:39:31,793 I broke first. 819 00:39:31,876 --> 00:39:33,251 And I invited him over. 820 00:39:33,834 --> 00:39:36,543 And he was at this underwear party too. 821 00:39:36,626 --> 00:39:38,626 Rolling his balls off. [laughing] 822 00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:40,043 It was cute. 823 00:39:42,834 --> 00:39:45,959 So you've been dating all summer? 824 00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:47,751 On and off... 825 00:39:47,834 --> 00:39:49,543 and on and off. 826 00:39:49,626 --> 00:39:53,126 But we kind of figured it out after your work party, right? 827 00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:58,209 -Last week? -[Parker] Yeah. 828 00:39:58,293 --> 00:39:59,459 Yeah. 829 00:39:59,543 --> 00:40:01,459 He came over and we decided, 830 00:40:01,543 --> 00:40:04,084 "Hey, let's really do this." 831 00:40:05,209 --> 00:40:06,793 Oh, wow, that sounds... 832 00:40:08,168 --> 00:40:09,001 serious. 833 00:40:09,084 --> 00:40:10,251 Well, I-- 834 00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:13,043 Why don't we go to the party and we can meet them--? 835 00:40:13,126 --> 00:40:17,501 I mean, I know there's some other guy chasing him around, 836 00:40:18,209 --> 00:40:20,459 but it's pathetic, right? 837 00:40:21,043 --> 00:40:22,459 That's what you said. 838 00:40:22,543 --> 00:40:23,626 Pathetic. 839 00:40:25,001 --> 00:40:29,251 I'm the only one left and that's what matters. 840 00:40:32,126 --> 00:40:33,168 [Marco] No, Ben. I-- 841 00:40:37,126 --> 00:40:38,918 What? He doesn't want a shot? 842 00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:40,043 Real cute. 843 00:40:40,793 --> 00:40:44,126 Hey, if he doesn't matter, why are you running after him? 844 00:40:46,626 --> 00:40:49,043 -Ben. -You've been dating him all summer? 845 00:40:49,126 --> 00:40:50,376 It's not that simple. 846 00:40:50,459 --> 00:40:53,959 You didn't want anything serious, then you went and took him back! 847 00:40:54,043 --> 00:40:56,293 -I didn't wanna hurt you. -So you lied? 848 00:40:56,834 --> 00:40:58,168 So you called me pathetic? 849 00:40:58,709 --> 00:40:59,918 You're not pathetic. 850 00:41:00,001 --> 00:41:01,126 Yeah. Yes. 851 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:02,793 I am. 852 00:41:02,876 --> 00:41:04,834 It's so pathetic 853 00:41:04,918 --> 00:41:07,501 that I could fall for someone like you. 854 00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:09,834 You know, when we met, 855 00:41:10,626 --> 00:41:14,251 I saw swagger and charm and attitude. 856 00:41:14,334 --> 00:41:17,334 I saw someone who wasn't afraid of anything. 857 00:41:17,959 --> 00:41:19,584 And it was all a lie. 858 00:41:19,668 --> 00:41:22,501 You're not brave. You want the jocks to like you. 859 00:41:22,584 --> 00:41:24,793 You want that to like you. 860 00:41:25,834 --> 00:41:29,001 God, the whole time that I was chasing after you, 861 00:41:29,084 --> 00:41:30,418 you were chasing after that! 862 00:41:31,001 --> 00:41:33,293 You were changing yourself for that. 863 00:41:34,751 --> 00:41:36,126 Please don't hate me. 864 00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:39,751 I still don't hate you. 865 00:41:40,959 --> 00:41:42,043 I hate me. 866 00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:44,001 For falling for... 867 00:41:45,834 --> 00:41:46,834 this. 868 00:41:48,709 --> 00:41:49,876 And for the record, 869 00:41:49,959 --> 00:41:51,918 your new look sucks. 870 00:41:52,668 --> 00:41:54,293 You need all that shit on your face 871 00:41:54,376 --> 00:41:57,459 because you are the ugliest person that I know. 872 00:42:03,293 --> 00:42:05,418 ["Give My Regards to Broadway" playing]