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‎交男友的感覺跟我想像中不一樣

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‎不只是他掏信用卡付帳

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‎或總是由他開門

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‎而是走進俱樂部時，大家注意到我們

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‎大家注意到我
‎就像我成為專屬俱樂部的一員

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‎再確認一次名單，親愛的
‎因為我在名單上

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‎我現在是貴賓了

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‎而我再也不要退出名單

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‎你可以繼續拍

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‎但我們要用我的手機

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‎我把這個存到草稿裡面好了

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‎豔光四射

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‎你贏了，我起床了

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‎這是怎麼回事？

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‎我想做早餐

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‎給我男友吃

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‎壞消息，我家沒有食物

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‎寶貝，沒關係

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‎我不會下廚

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‎我們倒帶一下

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‎我現在是你的男友了？

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‎我們需要再次戲劇性分手來證明嗎？

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‎因為我有一大堆想見的變裝皇后

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‎我負擔不起

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‎其實我負擔得起
‎但我們當彼此的男友就好

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‎比較便宜

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‎那麼

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‎你國慶日這週末有什麼計畫？

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‎聽起來我即將知道我要幹嘛了

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‎這個嘛

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‎我要跟幾個朋友去普洛溫斯鎮

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‎你知道普鎮嗎？聽過嗎？

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‎你是說你好像聽過的變裝皇后
‎會去的變裝秀夏季度假勝地嗎？

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‎有，我聽過

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‎你可以一起來

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‎我本來想早點邀請你，但你也知道

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‎戲劇性分手、沉默之牆…

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‎你想和我一起跨越州界？

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‎對，我們在海灘上喝得爛醉

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‎跟陌生人一起嗑藥、吃難吃的披薩

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‎你終於可以認識我的朋友了

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‎我們在那裡有間房子，會很好玩

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‎可以看合不合得來

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‎怎麼？你擔心我們合不來？

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‎當然不是

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‎但你不得不承認

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‎你很難搞

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‎沒錯，你很難搞

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‎我喜歡你的一切

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‎他們也會的

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‎放輕鬆

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‎會沒事的，好嗎？

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‎等一下，整個週末
‎我們都會待在同一個屋簷下？

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‎萬一他們不喜歡
‎我的故事或是我的播放清單

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‎或是我早上
‎一定要在廁所裡花上90分鐘呢？

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‎-萬一他們討厭我呢？
‎-不會的

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‎-但要是他們不喜歡我…
‎-他們會喜歡你的

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‎因為我喜歡你

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‎我得走了

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‎我老闆這週末也要去度假

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‎我要幫她打包行李，很麻煩

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‎好，你去幫她吧

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‎然後再打包你的行李

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‎因為我們要出城

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‎好了，妳的行李在車上
‎飯店和班機都確認過了

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‎整個辦公室都祝妳旅途愉快

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‎也期待妳回來

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‎妳還是會回來，對吧？

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‎私領域和公領域上
‎我們都需要休息一下

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‎辦公室的人都很擔心嗎？

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‎他們只是想知道收購案的情況

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‎我也是

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‎我們下星期還有工作嗎？

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‎還是妳有什麼祕密計畫？

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‎那就是這個週末的目的

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‎不管發生什麼事
‎我都會確保你們受到妥善照顧

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‎麥朵琳的推薦信還是有意義的

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‎我只想說，無論是什麼決定
‎都是由妳作主，不是我們

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‎-車子準備好了，女士
‎-好

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‎-泰迪發生什麼事了嗎？
‎-說來話長

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‎需要我就聯絡我

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‎感謝老天，我還有你在

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‎（拯救麥朵琳的豔光四射）

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‎（開發未開發的市場，凡德魅爾）

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‎（碧昂絲）

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‎（貓咪VR頭戴式裝置）

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‎（拯救麥朵琳的豔光四射）

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‎（拯救麥朵琳的豔光四射
‎凡德魅爾）

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‎（凡德魅爾）

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‎（凡德魅爾）

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‎（凡德魅爾）

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‎（拯救麥朵琳的豔光四射
‎凡德魅爾）

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‎是的，麥朵琳
‎一切都處理好了，祝妳旅途愉快

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‎等等，她還好嗎？
‎她有提到收購的事嗎？

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‎或許吧，怎麼了？

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‎她想怎麼做？要還是不要？

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‎你得幫幫我，馬可

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‎你是她唯一的傾訴對象

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‎不是維妮莎，甚至不是我

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‎你可以說服她做出正確的決定

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‎也許她信任我的原因是

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‎我並不想說服她做任何事

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‎也許你也不該那麼做

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‎我們不能讓她放棄這筆交易

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‎為什麼？同志驕傲月的廣告很成功

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‎我們不能利用那個嗎？

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‎也許可以賣給別間公司
‎我們肯定有別的選擇

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‎相信我，我也希望有

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‎我打了電話，計算過數字

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‎我們沒時間了

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‎如果我們在週二結束前
‎不接受凡德魅爾的出價

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‎他們會退出，我們就死定了

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‎就算真是那樣

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‎她也會想出辦法的

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‎我相信她

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‎你也應該相信她

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‎馬可，不如你先下班吧

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‎提早開始你的週末

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‎-真的嗎？我可以走了嗎？
‎-對，我都處理好了

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‎再見

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‎別煩他了，他盡力了

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‎再過幾天，我們就會失去努力的一切

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‎她現在只肯聽馬可的話

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‎妳為什麼不擔心？

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‎（麥金莉：老地方見）

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‎因為我知道麥朵琳
‎會做出對公司最有利的決定

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‎（維妮莎：十分鐘後到）

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‎她一向如此

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‎班

130
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‎怎麼了？

131
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‎蜘蛛神后怎麼樣了？

132
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‎已經處理好了，深水城又安全了

133
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‎目前是這樣

134
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‎你這週末有什麼計畫嗎？

135
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‎我要跟幾個朋友去普鎮

136
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‎國慶日基本上是美國的生日

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‎在殖民、蓄奴
‎種族滅絕、吉姆克勞法

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‎和無止盡的全球軍國主義之後

139
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‎我想還是別加入這場派對吧

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‎你還好嗎？我們還好嗎？

141
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‎活動後我們還沒好好聊過

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‎我以為我們之間很好

143
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‎我們很好，我很好

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‎你說你不想認真談感情

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‎我也不想

146
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‎所以就是這樣

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‎沒什麼大不了

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‎祝你在普鎮玩得開心

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‎妳拿到了嗎？

150
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‎豔光四射的配方檔案？

151
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‎我們從第一天起，每個產品的配方

152
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‎無人能及，無人知曉

153
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‎妳是怎麼拿到的？

154
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‎我的一個特別計畫需要用到

155
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‎而且麥朵琳信任我

156
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‎至少她曾經信任我

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‎這件事必須乾淨俐落地解決

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‎她看到妳拿到她的配方

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‎她害怕後同意出售

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‎沒有人會受到傷害

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‎皆大歡喜

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‎那也是我想要的

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‎週末愉快，維妮莎

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‎天佑美國

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‎班

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‎你認識馬可

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‎不太熟

168
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‎我甚至不是他的好友

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‎他可能過著我不知道的生活

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‎對，但或許你仍知道
‎他這個週末要做什麼？

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‎怎麼了？

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‎整間公司岌岌可危

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‎這筆交易危在旦夕

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‎我必須說服我媽簽字
‎而她唯一願意談的人

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‎就是馬可

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‎即使我很不想承認

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‎但他是我們唯一的希望

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‎我必須說服馬可去說服麥朵琳簽約

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‎聽起來很複雜

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‎不會

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‎不複雜，很簡單

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‎我們巧遇他，開心地聚會
‎喝幾杯瑪格麗特

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‎等他卸下防備時，就推他一把

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‎讓他用我的角度看事情

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‎那計畫真可悲

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‎那是我唯一想到的計畫

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‎如果你想巧遇他，你就得搭飛機

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‎因為他這週末要去普鎮

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‎“跟幾個朋友去”，誰有朋友啊？

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‎普鎮？我絕對做得到

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‎那絕對沒問題

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‎我要怎麼巧遇他？

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‎那小鎮很大，如果他都不出門呢？

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‎你可以上Grindr跟蹤他

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‎他一直在線上

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‎你把馬可加到我的最愛？

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‎他把我封鎖耶

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‎一開始我是為了能巧遇他
‎現在是為了要避開他

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‎等等，班

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‎你這個小帥哥

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‎你還不明白嗎？我們可以利用這個

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‎我們用你的Grindr追蹤馬可

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‎巧遇他，跟他套交情

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‎說服他拯救公司

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‎我這週末才不要去普鎮

206
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,543
‎為什麼？那是很棒的同志度假地點

207
00:10:47,626 --> 00:10:49,668
‎因為我不想跟馬可混在一起，好嗎？

208
00:10:49,751 --> 00:10:51,168
‎他在行銷活動時甩了我

209
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,543
‎我們根本不算在交往

210
00:10:53,709 --> 00:10:54,793
‎但你還是喜歡他

211
00:10:55,418 --> 00:10:56,418
‎對吧？

212
00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:58,834
‎我試著不喜歡他

213
00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:01,584
‎我試著故作堅強、裝酷
‎好像什麼都不在乎，但我很在乎

214
00:11:01,668 --> 00:11:02,876
‎比以前更在乎

215
00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:05,084
‎我不該這麼在乎他

216
00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:09,209
‎但那不重要，他已經對我沒感覺了

217
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:11,376
‎也許你只是需要再一次機會

218
00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:13,293
‎也許他需要看到你的另一面

219
00:11:13,376 --> 00:11:15,584
‎在不同的地方，穿著短褲

220
00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:19,709
‎聽著，也許不會成功

221
00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:21,126
‎或許他真的已經對你沒感覺了

222
00:11:21,209 --> 00:11:24,918
‎你真的想當那個窩在家裡
‎幻想你們原本會有什麼結果的人？

223
00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:27,209
‎還是你想趁虛而入

224
00:11:27,293 --> 00:11:28,334
‎冒個險

225
00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:30,543
‎然後也許，只是也許

226
00:11:30,626 --> 00:11:31,459
‎也許能贏得一切？

227
00:11:33,334 --> 00:11:35,043
‎你要負擔所有費用

228
00:11:35,543 --> 00:11:36,709
‎那當然

229
00:11:39,543 --> 00:11:40,584
‎我的天啊

230
00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:41,584
‎你也抱我

231
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:42,751
‎快點，抱我

232
00:11:43,376 --> 00:11:44,209
‎好

233
00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:49,584
‎-馬可，怎麼搞的？
‎-媽，我只有18小時能打包

234
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,876
‎不管是什麼事，我相信都可以等

235
00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:53,626
‎我很肯定你能趕上飛機

236
00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:54,668
‎你要去哪裡？

237
00:11:55,251 --> 00:11:56,084
‎普鎮

238
00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:59,293
‎跟我男友一起去

239
00:11:59,376 --> 00:12:02,793
‎男友？你從來沒交過男友

240
00:12:02,876 --> 00:12:04,626
‎我知道，這一定要很完美

241
00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:06,168
‎我要見他所有的朋友

242
00:12:06,251 --> 00:12:08,001
‎我們要住在一間大房子裡

243
00:12:08,543 --> 00:12:10,001
‎有點像試鏡

244
00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:11,834
‎我必須得到他們的認可

245
00:12:12,668 --> 00:12:13,668
‎這很奇怪

246
00:12:13,751 --> 00:12:15,418
‎是啊，夏天穿針織衫？

247
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,084
‎-我在想什麼？
‎-不是

248
00:12:17,168 --> 00:12:18,293
‎這很奇怪

249
00:12:18,376 --> 00:12:20,959
‎現在的你很奇怪
‎你從不在乎別人喜不喜歡你

250
00:12:21,043 --> 00:12:24,001
‎不管是你穿耳洞或是穿高跟鞋出門

251
00:12:24,084 --> 00:12:26,501
‎或是第一次做了指甲去上學

252
00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:27,751
‎這個嘛

253
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,501
‎我也沒談過戀愛

254
00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:31,543
‎-你們真的在談戀愛了？
‎-有可能

255
00:12:33,543 --> 00:12:34,543
‎我不知道

256
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:37,293
‎他在為我努力

257
00:12:37,376 --> 00:12:39,876
‎所以我也要為他努力

258
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,043
‎好吧

259
00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:44,168
‎這是在幹嘛？

260
00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:45,751
‎辦公室休息了

261
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,084
‎沒什麼，聽著，你去吧

262
00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:49,876
‎玩得開心點，那些男生會愛死你的

263
00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:52,084
‎如果他們不愛你，去他們的，對吧？

264
00:12:52,168 --> 00:12:53,209
‎-對
‎-對

265
00:13:07,209 --> 00:13:08,043
‎你好

266
00:13:08,543 --> 00:13:09,543
‎有什麼事嗎？

267
00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:11,959
‎拜託，我看起來又沒差多少

268
00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:15,584
‎管理員還得打給我確認
‎你明明已經在名單上了

269
00:13:17,043 --> 00:13:18,293
‎這是怎樣？

270
00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:20,668
‎幹嘛？我只是在嘗試新造型

271
00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:25,043
‎我不想在度假時擔心化妝的事

272
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:27,043
‎可是你喜歡化妝

273
00:13:27,126 --> 00:13:28,918
‎你還有睡覺時才會化的特殊妝容

274
00:13:29,001 --> 00:13:30,834
‎是完全不同的化妝包，我看過

275
00:13:32,751 --> 00:13:35,751
‎那雙鞋子是怎麼回事？

276
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,251
‎是平底鞋嗎？

277
00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:41,543
‎在沙灘上不能穿高跟鞋

278
00:13:41,626 --> 00:13:44,168
‎陷入沙子裡的速度
‎比凱莉米洛在美國排行榜掉得還快

279
00:13:44,251 --> 00:13:45,459
‎是物理問題

280
00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:48,084
‎你這麼做是為了我嗎？

281
00:13:48,168 --> 00:13:49,709
‎你認為這是我想要的嗎？

282
00:13:50,293 --> 00:13:52,918
‎我什麼時候在乎過那個？

283
00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:58,084
‎我看起來很糟嗎？

284
00:14:00,668 --> 00:14:03,459
‎你看起來很棒

285
00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:11,793
‎乾淨的一吻

286
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:13,584
‎我可能會習慣

287
00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:17,043
‎車來了，走吧

288
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,126
‎這個週末應該會充滿驚喜

289
00:14:29,751 --> 00:14:32,459
‎等等，他們都在裡面？

290
00:14:32,543 --> 00:14:33,376
‎對

291
00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:34,834
‎慢著，等我一下

292
00:14:34,918 --> 00:14:36,334
‎我要練習當個正常人

293
00:14:41,084 --> 00:14:42,084
‎這樣如何？

294
00:14:42,168 --> 00:14:43,168
‎很好

295
00:14:43,251 --> 00:14:45,376
‎你七年級開學的第一天
‎絕對能給大家好印象

296
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:47,501
‎要被檢視的人不是你

297
00:14:47,584 --> 00:14:48,793
‎我是蘿西哈特

298
00:14:49,334 --> 00:14:50,209
‎誰是蘿西哈特？

299
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,126
‎蘿西哈特啊

300
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,251
‎《芝加哥》裡那位

301
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,584
‎我很愛芝加哥

302
00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:58,043
‎你參加過市集日音樂節嗎？

303
00:14:58,126 --> 00:14:59,751
‎我是說音樂劇，不是城市

304
00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:00,959
‎這算是吵架嗎？

305
00:15:04,876 --> 00:15:05,876
‎就是這裡

306
00:15:06,543 --> 00:15:07,668
‎大家都去哪了？

307
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:09,626
‎在外面

308
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:14,668
‎記住，蘿西

309
00:15:14,751 --> 00:15:16,001
‎你不是在接受檢視

310
00:15:16,918 --> 00:15:20,168
‎他們只是一群普通人
‎我們這週末會玩得很開心

311
00:15:21,043 --> 00:15:21,876
‎好嗎？

312
00:15:22,501 --> 00:15:23,543
‎好

313
00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:58,751
‎這是我男友馬可

314
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,126
‎你們好，我是馬可

315
00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:02,501
‎馬可，這是東尼

316
00:16:02,584 --> 00:16:03,751
‎不是吧？

317
00:16:04,251 --> 00:16:06,251
‎-克里夫
‎-你好，馬可

318
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:07,668
‎我們是“雙傑”

319
00:16:07,751 --> 00:16:09,709
‎他是傑佛瑞，我是傑弗瑞

320
00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:11,584
‎-傑佛瑞
‎-對，我是傑弗瑞

321
00:16:11,668 --> 00:16:13,668
‎-傑佛瑞
‎-那是我，他是傑弗瑞

322
00:16:13,751 --> 00:16:15,626
‎-傑佛瑞？
‎-傑弗瑞

323
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:16,834
‎傑佛瑞

324
00:16:16,918 --> 00:16:18,001
‎-傑…
‎-傑…

325
00:16:18,084 --> 00:16:19,668
‎-弗、瑞
‎-弗、瑞？

326
00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:21,876
‎傑佛瑞

327
00:16:24,168 --> 00:16:27,293
‎-我搞錯了什麼？
‎-我不知道，只是他的名字

328
00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:31,709
‎還是我們到鎮上去？吃午餐

329
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,293
‎-聽起來不錯
‎-好

330
00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:34,668
‎恭喜你交了新男友

331
00:16:37,793 --> 00:16:39,918
‎等等，那他是什麼？

332
00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:41,209
‎上一個男友

333
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,209
‎你帶我來跟你的前男友度假？

334
00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:45,751
‎害你心碎的人？

335
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,376
‎讓你發誓不再跟誰交往的人？

336
00:16:47,459 --> 00:16:49,584
‎如果我不跟前男友一起玩

337
00:16:49,668 --> 00:16:50,959
‎我就沒有朋友了

338
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,751
‎如果我跟他處不好
‎我們就不能交往了，對吧？

339
00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:55,501
‎我沒那麼說

340
00:16:55,584 --> 00:16:56,876
‎不說我也知道

341
00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:59,584
‎那不重要，因為你沒問題的，你就…

342
00:17:00,668 --> 00:17:02,876
‎給他一個機會，拜託？

343
00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:05,543
‎我盡量

344
00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:07,251
‎謝謝

345
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:12,959
‎我們比之前更接近馬可嗎？

346
00:17:13,501 --> 00:17:14,834
‎也許我們要繞回去

347
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:19,043
‎你真的想找到馬可嗎？

348
00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:22,043
‎當然，我等不及
‎要讓他看穿你的怪計畫

349
00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:24,584
‎幾乎忍受不了我們的出現
‎最後一定會那樣

350
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:25,876
‎-很明顯
‎-好

351
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:28,376
‎我要告訴你一個小祕密

352
00:17:28,459 --> 00:17:30,334
‎查德，我們都知道你在打類固醇

353
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,168
‎不是啦，我知道我在工作上有點嘮叨

354
00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:36,418
‎但在現實世界中，我其實很受歡迎

355
00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:38,501
‎你知道為什麼嗎？

356
00:17:38,584 --> 00:17:40,168
‎因為你又高又性感
‎又有錢又是白人？

357
00:17:40,251 --> 00:17:42,459
‎因為我態度很好

358
00:17:42,543 --> 00:17:44,501
‎一向如此，所以大家都喜歡我

359
00:17:44,584 --> 00:17:46,126
‎如果你表現出好態度

360
00:17:46,209 --> 00:17:48,543
‎在週末發揮出來，大家也會喜歡你

361
00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:49,876
‎你就會贏

362
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:53,376
‎所以我們要把你現在憂鬱的氣場

363
00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:55,793
‎收到回收桶裡

364
00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:59,876
‎用正確的態度迎接這個週末，好嗎？

365
00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:02,084
‎其實大多數的資源回收物
‎都進了垃圾場

366
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,876
‎拿出正確的態度

367
00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:09,918
‎等等，我們更接近了

368
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,001
‎已經好多了，走吧

369
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,626
‎我準備了今晚的藥丸、明天的迷幻藥

370
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:17,918
‎還有很多的K他命和古柯鹼

371
00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:19,834
‎我甚至多準備了一些給新朋友

372
00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:20,918
‎他想要嗎？

373
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:22,834
‎我們不知道，他是新來的

374
00:18:22,918 --> 00:18:24,376
‎他就在這裡，你們可以問他

375
00:18:24,459 --> 00:18:25,334
‎他好安靜

376
00:18:25,418 --> 00:18:26,251
‎你害怕嗎？

377
00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:28,001
‎你想知道什麼？問吧

378
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,168
‎我不知道…

379
00:18:31,251 --> 00:18:32,626
‎你們是怎麼認識的？

380
00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:34,709
‎-因為我們都是同性戀
‎-不是吧？

381
00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:38,626
‎好，我們在健身訓練營認識克里夫
‎克里夫在學校認識東尼

382
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:41,584
‎東尼透過藥頭認識帕克
‎我們跟帕克一起租度假屋

383
00:18:41,668 --> 00:18:44,001
‎曾經一起租過
‎對了，押金的事處理得很好

384
00:18:44,084 --> 00:18:46,209
‎就像我說的，因為我們是同性戀

385
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,126
‎然後他們交往，誰忘得了？

386
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,709
‎我們約會過幾次

387
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,043
‎天啊，你不是認真的吧

388
00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:56,209
‎你真的想再吵一次嗎？

389
00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:58,418
‎我可以拿出手機，念訊息

390
00:18:58,501 --> 00:18:59,459
‎不是吧？

391
00:18:59,543 --> 00:19:00,501
‎很複雜

392
00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:01,918
‎很可愛

393
00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:05,459
‎我們在健身房認識，然後一直巧遇

394
00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:07,918
‎不是在健身，就是在星巴克

395
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:09,793
‎有時候甚至是意外巧遇

396
00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:12,001
‎我也是

397
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,251
‎一開始只是為了做愛

398
00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:16,168
‎但最終我讓他心軟

399
00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:18,334
‎儘管他有很多藉口和謊言

400
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,209
‎我最後還是跟他在一起了

401
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,126
‎即使很短暫

402
00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:22,751
‎然後呢？

403
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,668
‎天啊，馬可？

404
00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:26,376
‎是你嗎？

405
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:27,834
‎查德？

406
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,209
‎-班？
‎-你好，馬可

407
00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:33,793
‎希望這不會很奇怪

408
00:19:33,876 --> 00:19:35,293
‎雖然我們都知道很怪

409
00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:36,959
‎你們在這裡做什麼？

410
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,501
‎當然是慶祝我們國家的生日啊

411
00:19:40,043 --> 00:19:41,751
‎你呢？這些人是誰？大家好嗎？

412
00:19:42,668 --> 00:19:46,209
‎對喔，抱歉，他是查德，他是班

413
00:19:46,293 --> 00:19:47,293
‎他們是我的同事

414
00:19:47,376 --> 00:19:48,959
‎他們是我的朋友

415
00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:52,293
‎帕克、東尼
‎克里夫，他們是“雙傑”

416
00:19:52,376 --> 00:19:54,918
‎他是傑佛瑞，我是傑弗瑞

417
00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:56,376
‎傑弗瑞

418
00:19:57,793 --> 00:19:58,793
‎別鬧了

419
00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:01,334
‎你跟查德是朋友？

420
00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:03,251
‎對

421
00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:06,251
‎他是我在《龍與地下城》的遠征隊員

422
00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:08,251
‎你的遠征隊？

423
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,126
‎你殺了蜘蛛神后？

424
00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:14,501
‎我把蜘蛛神后打得八腳分屍

425
00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:15,918
‎你們住在哪裡？

426
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:18,209
‎-我們有間房子
‎-有游泳池

427
00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:21,668
‎那我們一起玩吧

428
00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:24,501
‎天啊

429
00:20:24,584 --> 00:20:26,459
‎我們從沒這樣做過，一定會很好玩

430
00:20:27,376 --> 00:20:29,418
‎應該不可以吧？

431
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:30,709
‎這不是我能決定的

432
00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:31,709
‎我不介意

433
00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:33,251
‎-我們同意
‎-我們同意

434
00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:34,501
‎不是吧？

435
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:43,709
‎這個週末我們準備了小驚喜

436
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:45,334
‎不是吧？

437
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:48,793
‎週末結束前，我們要舉行變裝早餐會

438
00:20:48,876 --> 00:20:52,584
‎強制出席，變裝現身，沒有例外

439
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,459
‎你們最好給我好好打扮

440
00:20:54,543 --> 00:20:55,918
‎尤其是新來的

441
00:20:56,001 --> 00:20:58,459
‎-我會試試看，傑佛瑞
‎-什麼事？

442
00:20:59,376 --> 00:21:00,626
‎他是要叫我

443
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:01,834
‎可是他叫的是我

444
00:21:03,543 --> 00:21:05,251
‎馬可，老實說

445
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:07,834
‎我這樣好看嗎？

446
00:21:11,918 --> 00:21:14,334
‎你快離開，帶班一起走

447
00:21:14,418 --> 00:21:16,793
‎為什麼？
‎你怕他在變裝比賽上打敗你嗎？

448
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,209
‎你是該害怕，他很好勝

449
00:21:18,293 --> 00:21:21,084
‎查德，帕克是我的男友

450
00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:23,834
‎這些是他的朋友，我要讓他們喜歡我

451
00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:26,126
‎你和班來這裡是在幫倒忙，拜託快走

452
00:21:26,209 --> 00:21:28,793
‎所以你才要改變造型？

453
00:21:29,668 --> 00:21:31,168
‎你想融入大家？

454
00:21:31,251 --> 00:21:33,334
‎不是，我只是在嘗試新造型

455
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,293
‎-不過是為了正確的理由嗎？
‎-快走啦

456
00:21:36,376 --> 00:21:38,334
‎我們都還沒機會一起玩

457
00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:39,918
‎有好多事要聊

458
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,084
‎像是生活和工作

459
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,168
‎還有你該說服我媽簽約

460
00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:47,251
‎等等，是為了這件事嗎？

461
00:21:47,751 --> 00:21:49,584
‎你和班想利用我？

462
00:21:49,668 --> 00:21:52,334
‎不是，只有我，班是來贏回你的心

463
00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:55,043
‎是嗎？

464
00:21:56,501 --> 00:21:58,584
‎那更糟

465
00:21:59,126 --> 00:22:01,168
‎他不知道帕克的事，他會抓狂的

466
00:22:01,251 --> 00:22:02,334
‎好吧，聽著

467
00:22:02,418 --> 00:22:04,751
‎你要這些人喜歡你，我能幫你

468
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:07,334
‎我知道我在工作上給人某種印象

469
00:22:07,418 --> 00:22:09,668
‎但在現實世界中，我其實很受歡迎

470
00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:13,709
‎我不會幫你操縱麥朵琳

471
00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:15,876
‎好，馬可，我知道我們有過歧見

472
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,459
‎我曾試著開除你

473
00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:20,543
‎你慢慢地讓我跟我媽在情感上疏離

474
00:22:20,626 --> 00:22:22,834
‎我什麼時候做過對公司無益的事？

475
00:22:22,918 --> 00:22:24,293
‎-豔光幣
‎-還有呢？

476
00:22:25,334 --> 00:22:27,834
‎我們可以互相幫忙

477
00:22:28,418 --> 00:22:29,584
‎可是班…

478
00:22:29,668 --> 00:22:32,168
‎他無論如何都會知道你男友的事

479
00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,334
‎至少現在你可以照你想要的方式做

480
00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:42,709
‎好極了

481
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,209
‎電腦小子

482
00:22:51,084 --> 00:22:52,334
‎在這裡看到你有點怪

483
00:22:52,418 --> 00:22:53,543
‎我是說，這樣也很棒

484
00:22:54,209 --> 00:22:55,918
‎我也很高興看到你

485
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,376
‎我是說

486
00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:58,334
‎如果那是你的話

487
00:22:59,876 --> 00:23:01,709
‎我常常這樣穿

488
00:23:01,793 --> 00:23:04,293
‎謝謝，只是你沒看到而已

489
00:23:05,043 --> 00:23:06,293
‎我想我錯過了很多

490
00:23:07,293 --> 00:23:08,751
‎像是他們

491
00:23:09,376 --> 00:23:12,251
‎我不知道你
‎跟同志聖地的同志們玩在一起

492
00:23:14,084 --> 00:23:15,084
‎並沒有

493
00:23:16,376 --> 00:23:17,751
‎而且我…

494
00:23:19,376 --> 00:23:21,501
‎開始跟其中一個人鬼混

495
00:23:23,084 --> 00:23:24,084
‎金髮的那個？

496
00:23:25,168 --> 00:23:26,376
‎對

497
00:23:28,793 --> 00:23:30,043
‎他是你的男友嗎？

498
00:23:30,584 --> 00:23:31,418
‎什麼？

499
00:23:31,501 --> 00:23:33,668
‎天啊，才不是

500
00:23:34,459 --> 00:23:36,709
‎我跟他說我不想定下來

501
00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:38,959
‎他不過就是一個人

502
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:40,043
‎他很有趣

503
00:23:40,126 --> 00:23:42,543
‎我看過他的屁股很多次

504
00:23:44,459 --> 00:23:46,084
‎你不在意，對吧？

505
00:23:47,668 --> 00:23:49,293
‎我也看過你的屁股

506
00:23:50,209 --> 00:23:51,209
‎很不錯

507
00:23:51,959 --> 00:23:52,918
‎我不在意

508
00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:54,376
‎誰會在意啊？

509
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:58,418
‎我又不是來贏回你的心的

510
00:23:59,168 --> 00:24:01,959
‎我們就開心玩，好嗎？

511
00:24:02,043 --> 00:24:03,751
‎對，好

512
00:24:10,959 --> 00:24:13,209
‎你確定你常常這樣穿嗎？

513
00:24:13,293 --> 00:24:14,918
‎對，怎麼了？

514
00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:16,668
‎因為現在你的手機根本無法解鎖

515
00:24:18,751 --> 00:24:20,668
‎反正我太常滑手機了

516
00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:21,918
‎好吧

517
00:24:22,001 --> 00:24:24,084
‎好，我去換衣服

518
00:24:24,168 --> 00:24:25,418
‎外面見？

519
00:24:25,501 --> 00:24:26,501
‎好

520
00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:33,126
‎各位…大家都下水

521
00:24:33,209 --> 00:24:35,584
‎大家都下水

522
00:24:35,668 --> 00:24:37,584
‎這個週末要開始了

523
00:24:37,668 --> 00:24:39,084
‎不是吧？

524
00:24:39,751 --> 00:24:41,793
‎傻瓜們，下午茶派對四點開始

525
00:24:41,876 --> 00:24:43,459
‎我們得在下雨前趕到

526
00:24:43,543 --> 00:24:44,959
‎我們不能整天待在這裡

527
00:24:47,543 --> 00:24:49,918
‎克里夫說得對
‎我們不能整天待在這裡

528
00:24:50,001 --> 00:24:52,876
‎克里夫需要放鬆一點，像往常一樣

529
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:03,793
‎那種精神就對了，兄弟

530
00:25:10,293 --> 00:25:12,126
‎好，他在這裡

531
00:25:12,209 --> 00:25:13,209
‎他單身

532
00:25:13,751 --> 00:25:15,418
‎他要你放手一搏

533
00:25:17,668 --> 00:25:18,668
‎那就放手一搏吧

534
00:25:21,793 --> 00:25:23,626
‎我發誓我以前見過你們

535
00:25:23,709 --> 00:25:25,043
‎你們去過馬肉迪斯可嗎？

536
00:25:25,543 --> 00:25:26,876
‎我們去的是占領迪斯可

537
00:25:27,751 --> 00:25:28,918
‎還是在天堂迪斯可？

538
00:25:29,543 --> 00:25:32,043
‎我們排隊等過最棒的兩小時

539
00:25:32,126 --> 00:25:33,459
‎你們沒有快速通行手環？

540
00:25:34,084 --> 00:25:35,668
‎沒有，你有嗎？

541
00:25:36,126 --> 00:25:38,459
‎當然有，我幫你們安排，我認識泰德

542
00:25:38,543 --> 00:25:40,168
‎你可以幫我們弄到手環？

543
00:25:40,251 --> 00:25:42,126
‎當然可以幫你們弄到

544
00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:44,293
‎我很照顧我的朋友

545
00:25:47,168 --> 00:25:48,293
‎班，你還好嗎？

546
00:25:48,376 --> 00:25:50,459
‎我沒事，這沒什麼

547
00:25:52,459 --> 00:25:53,293
‎怎麼了？

548
00:25:53,918 --> 00:25:55,126
‎別擔心，我沒事的

549
00:25:55,209 --> 00:25:58,043
‎這種事常發生
‎我只要坐在這裡等不再流血就好

550
00:25:59,293 --> 00:26:01,626
‎如果我毀了你的週末
‎我會很痛恨自己的

551
00:26:01,709 --> 00:26:04,251
‎你絕對不會的

552
00:26:04,876 --> 00:26:05,876
‎好嗎？

553
00:26:07,376 --> 00:26:08,376
‎謝謝

554
00:26:08,918 --> 00:26:09,751
‎別客氣

555
00:26:16,126 --> 00:26:18,043
‎你確定你們只是同事嗎？

556
00:26:18,126 --> 00:26:19,959
‎因為我有耳朵和眼睛

557
00:26:21,459 --> 00:26:24,876
‎我們可能鬼混過幾次

558
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:28,376
‎出去玩了一下

559
00:26:29,126 --> 00:26:31,001
‎但只有在你和我吵架的時候

560
00:26:31,084 --> 00:26:33,209
‎像是你送花的那次

561
00:26:33,293 --> 00:26:35,001
‎還有我嗑了藥回家的那次

562
00:26:35,084 --> 00:26:35,918
‎就那樣

563
00:26:37,209 --> 00:26:38,918
‎這又是你的另一個遊戲，對吧？

564
00:26:39,001 --> 00:26:40,501
‎要我安分一點

565
00:26:40,584 --> 00:26:43,834
‎我討厭這種鳥事
‎這就是我不談戀愛的原因

566
00:26:43,918 --> 00:26:45,043
‎我沒有，我發誓

567
00:26:45,126 --> 00:26:46,584
‎我以為我們已經不玩遊戲了

568
00:26:46,668 --> 00:26:50,126
‎因為我不常介紹男友給朋友認識

569
00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:51,418
‎這對我來說很難

570
00:26:53,793 --> 00:26:57,043
‎你該不會安排了這一切
‎故意玩弄我吧？

571
00:26:59,293 --> 00:27:01,418
‎他只是我的同事

572
00:27:02,959 --> 00:27:04,834
‎他追了我一整年

573
00:27:05,751 --> 00:27:07,459
‎我根本沒興趣

574
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,793
‎很可悲

575
00:27:15,376 --> 00:27:18,626
‎原來你一直都有個備胎

576
00:27:19,293 --> 00:27:20,626
‎真可愛

577
00:27:20,709 --> 00:27:23,209
‎但他完全不知情，所以拜託你…

578
00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:25,709
‎寶貝，你以為
‎我是什麼樣的人？混蛋嗎？

579
00:27:26,334 --> 00:27:28,043
‎我們別吵那一點

580
00:27:28,543 --> 00:27:29,834
‎我會很親切

581
00:27:29,918 --> 00:27:30,918
‎為了你

582
00:27:32,168 --> 00:27:33,168
‎我保證

583
00:27:35,418 --> 00:27:39,668
‎好了，孩子們
‎我們得趕在下雨前去下午茶派對

584
00:27:39,751 --> 00:27:41,751
‎克里夫說得對，我們該走了

585
00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:44,501
‎派對會移到室內，然後就會爆滿

586
00:27:44,584 --> 00:27:46,918
‎我知道…但我們要先喝點烈酒

587
00:27:47,001 --> 00:27:49,376
‎-然後再準備，對吧？
‎-對

588
00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:53,668
‎拜託啦…我們發誓…

589
00:27:53,751 --> 00:27:55,793
‎-我們發誓…
‎-不行，我們該走了

590
00:27:56,293 --> 00:27:58,418
‎你玩夠了，也許我們之後再碰頭

591
00:28:01,793 --> 00:28:02,793
‎好吧

592
00:28:03,626 --> 00:28:05,876
‎班，收拾東西，我們要走了

593
00:28:11,209 --> 00:28:12,209
‎謝謝

594
00:28:12,293 --> 00:28:15,001
‎我做到了，現在換你了

595
00:28:18,251 --> 00:28:19,793
‎當大人不好玩吧？

596
00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:24,376
‎你精心計畫了這個週末
‎我不希望任何人毀了它

597
00:28:25,418 --> 00:28:27,626
‎天啊，你真的很希望我喜歡你

598
00:28:28,668 --> 00:28:30,626
‎嗯，對啊

599
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,918
‎因為我知道這個週末有多重要

600
00:28:34,001 --> 00:28:37,376
‎沒有人會明說
‎但這是個測試，對吧？

601
00:28:37,876 --> 00:28:38,876
‎大概吧

602
00:28:39,501 --> 00:28:41,126
‎但說真的，冷靜點

603
00:28:41,209 --> 00:28:43,501
‎你一定會過關的

604
00:28:46,084 --> 00:28:49,043
‎對了，恭喜你讓帕克帶你出城

605
00:28:49,126 --> 00:28:51,584
‎那比我們以前做的都多

606
00:28:52,834 --> 00:28:54,043
‎你們兩個怎麼了？

607
00:28:54,126 --> 00:28:55,251
‎我才不要那麼做

608
00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:58,376
‎我才不要幫你上帕克感情指導課

609
00:28:58,459 --> 00:29:01,043
‎你要自己面對最終的大魔王

610
00:29:02,459 --> 00:29:03,668
‎不過呢

611
00:29:03,751 --> 00:29:07,334
‎你有注意到他很愛吃醋吧？

612
00:29:08,709 --> 00:29:09,918
‎不會啊

613
00:29:10,001 --> 00:29:11,293
‎真的嗎？

614
00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:15,501
‎因為事情不如他的意時
‎他會變得很激動

615
00:29:16,959 --> 00:29:21,251
‎他有一次花錢請了一位變裝皇后
‎想引起我的注意

616
00:29:22,084 --> 00:29:23,418
‎好

617
00:29:23,501 --> 00:29:27,084
‎讓他開心就對了，好嗎？

618
00:29:27,168 --> 00:29:29,709
‎相信我，因為那樣的他有趣多了

619
00:29:32,959 --> 00:29:34,334
‎下雨了

620
00:29:34,418 --> 00:29:35,459
‎我們還趕得上

621
00:29:35,543 --> 00:29:36,876
‎我們會淋濕

622
00:29:37,418 --> 00:29:39,168
‎雨下得很大

623
00:29:39,251 --> 00:29:40,376
‎或許我們可以用跑的？

624
00:29:43,126 --> 00:29:44,584
‎不是吧？

625
00:29:49,709 --> 00:29:50,543
‎滿意了嗎？

626
00:29:59,918 --> 00:30:01,418
‎雨還會再下一小時

627
00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:02,626
‎我這邊看是要三小時

628
00:30:02,709 --> 00:30:04,168
‎大家都去參加派對了

629
00:30:04,251 --> 00:30:06,168
‎地下室有個“暗房”

630
00:30:09,084 --> 00:30:10,834
‎也許我們可以玩個遊戲

631
00:30:10,918 --> 00:30:14,668
‎我來普鎮是為了
‎跟朋友玩機智問答遊戲的嗎？

632
00:30:14,751 --> 00:30:17,334
‎不是，我是來跟陌生人嗑藥的

633
00:30:17,418 --> 00:30:18,876
‎他只是想幫忙

634
00:30:18,959 --> 00:30:20,959
‎好了，少在那邊
‎類固醇狂怒發作，肌肉男

635
00:30:21,043 --> 00:30:23,251
‎要不是你整天分散我們的注意力

636
00:30:23,334 --> 00:30:24,459
‎我們早就準時出發了

637
00:30:24,543 --> 00:30:26,751
‎我們現在就會在地下室裡玩

638
00:30:26,834 --> 00:30:28,626
‎而不是在這裡無所事事

639
00:30:28,709 --> 00:30:29,584
‎不是吧？

640
00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:36,251
‎剛剛的氣氛有點緊繃

641
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,751
‎你們該走了

642
00:30:38,876 --> 00:30:41,334
‎外面雨下得那麼大，我們走不了

643
00:30:41,418 --> 00:30:44,334
‎我需要讓這些人喜歡我
‎你卻毀了一切

644
00:30:44,418 --> 00:30:48,126
‎如果我必須冒大雨走出這裡
‎來挽救收購案，我願意那麼做

645
00:30:48,209 --> 00:30:51,668
‎但你真的想要
‎為了約會對象和他的朋友

646
00:30:51,751 --> 00:30:52,626
‎改變自己嗎？

647
00:30:54,251 --> 00:30:55,251
‎我不知道

648
00:30:55,834 --> 00:30:57,793
‎我從沒這麼做過

649
00:30:57,876 --> 00:30:58,918
‎好吧

650
00:30:59,501 --> 00:31:01,709
‎我不是戀愛大師

651
00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:03,251
‎但我了解你

652
00:31:04,126 --> 00:31:07,001
‎這不是你

653
00:31:08,959 --> 00:31:11,584
‎如果你想知道這些人
‎對你的真實看法

654
00:31:11,668 --> 00:31:13,043
‎想知道他值不值得

655
00:31:14,293 --> 00:31:15,626
‎就讓他們看看真正的你

656
00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:18,084
‎什麼？

657
00:31:36,834 --> 00:31:38,168
‎我有個主意

658
00:31:39,459 --> 00:31:41,793
‎我們來玩對嘴比賽

659
00:31:44,959 --> 00:31:48,251
‎反正我們有變裝箱，也沒別的事可做

660
00:31:48,793 --> 00:31:50,959
‎來嘛，看誰變裝最成功

661
00:31:53,543 --> 00:31:55,126
‎-我要玩
‎-我也要

662
00:32:01,918 --> 00:32:02,793
‎有何不可？

663
00:32:02,876 --> 00:32:03,959
‎真有趣

664
00:32:04,043 --> 00:32:07,709
‎計畫是什麼？
‎我們選一首歌，然後對嘴唱？

665
00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:08,626
‎不是

666
00:32:09,418 --> 00:32:10,834
‎我們要合唱一首歌

667
00:32:12,043 --> 00:32:14,209
‎但只有六個部分

668
00:32:14,293 --> 00:32:15,126
‎我們倆算一人

669
00:32:15,209 --> 00:32:17,168
‎還是多一個人

670
00:32:17,251 --> 00:32:18,584
‎我當評審

671
00:32:18,668 --> 00:32:20,251
‎沒人該看到我穿高跟鞋

672
00:32:21,293 --> 00:32:24,334
‎很好，我會把歌
‎和各自負責的部分傳到群組裡

673
00:32:24,418 --> 00:32:26,876
‎我還可以教你們怎麼化妝

674
00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:28,709
‎表演一小時後開始，動作快

675
00:32:28,793 --> 00:32:31,168
‎-你們聽到了，動作快
‎-我要化紅唇

676
00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:33,209
‎-太棒了
‎-還要穿洋裝

677
00:32:35,918 --> 00:32:36,918
‎那個…

678
00:32:37,834 --> 00:32:39,626
‎我以為你這個週末不打扮

679
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:41,876
‎我以為你不在乎

680
00:32:50,543 --> 00:32:52,959
‎班，謝謝你附和我

681
00:32:53,584 --> 00:32:55,376
‎你鼻子這樣可以嗎？

682
00:32:55,459 --> 00:32:58,751
‎可以，別再朝我丟東西就好

683
00:33:01,334 --> 00:33:02,876
‎-我去把這個丟掉
‎-等等

684
00:33:05,209 --> 00:33:07,668
‎我和帕克不只是在鬼混

685
00:33:08,543 --> 00:33:09,918
‎我們在交往

686
00:33:12,084 --> 00:33:13,084
‎你還好嗎？

687
00:33:13,834 --> 00:33:14,834
‎我…

688
00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:17,334
‎很驚訝

689
00:33:18,959 --> 00:33:19,959
‎我也是

690
00:33:21,043 --> 00:33:22,626
‎我本來沒打算要跟他在一起

691
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:26,168
‎一切發生得很快

692
00:33:26,793 --> 00:33:28,501
‎我不希望這件事影響我們

693
00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:31,876
‎不會的

694
00:33:33,209 --> 00:33:34,834
‎我們不只是朋友

695
00:33:34,918 --> 00:33:35,918
‎我們是…

696
00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:38,418
‎我們

697
00:33:42,876 --> 00:33:44,001
‎衛生紙塞好

698
00:34:03,334 --> 00:34:04,459
‎啪

699
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,209
‎六

700
00:34:06,293 --> 00:34:08,126
‎擠

701
00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:09,334
‎才不

702
00:34:10,001 --> 00:34:11,709
‎西瑟羅

703
00:34:11,793 --> 00:34:12,959
‎利普希茲

704
00:34:13,043 --> 00:34:16,501
‎他罪有應得…

705
00:34:16,584 --> 00:34:20,334
‎他只能怪他自己

706
00:34:20,418 --> 00:34:24,126
‎如果你在場，如果你親眼目睹

707
00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:26,793
‎我敢說你也會做一樣的事

708
00:34:26,876 --> 00:34:30,084
‎你知道人們有些
‎會讓你抓狂的小習慣嗎？

709
00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:33,084
‎就像伯尼，伯尼喜歡嚼口香糖

710
00:34:33,168 --> 00:34:34,668
‎不對，不是嚼，是“啪”

711
00:34:34,751 --> 00:34:36,209
‎有一天我回到家

712
00:34:36,293 --> 00:34:38,834
‎伯尼躺在沙發上嚼著口香糖

713
00:34:38,918 --> 00:34:40,959
‎不對，不是嚼，是“啪”

714
00:34:41,043 --> 00:34:47,626
‎於是我對他說
‎“伯尼，你再啪一次口香糖”

715
00:34:47,709 --> 00:34:49,084
‎他照做了

716
00:34:49,168 --> 00:34:50,918
‎所以我拿下牆上的獵槍

717
00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:53,168
‎朝他的頭

718
00:34:53,251 --> 00:34:54,793
‎開了兩槍警告

719
00:34:54,876 --> 00:34:57,834
‎他罪有應得…

720
00:34:57,918 --> 00:35:01,626
‎他只能怪他自己

721
00:35:01,709 --> 00:35:05,793
‎我大概兩年前
‎認識鹽湖城的以西吉楊恩

722
00:35:05,876 --> 00:35:09,334
‎他說他單身，我們一拍即合

723
00:35:09,418 --> 00:35:10,876
‎然後我發現

724
00:35:10,959 --> 00:35:12,376
‎單身個屁

725
00:35:12,459 --> 00:35:15,626
‎他不只結婚了，還有六個老婆

726
00:35:15,709 --> 00:35:17,543
‎所以那晚他回家

727
00:35:17,626 --> 00:35:19,501
‎我照常幫他調酒

728
00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:22,876
‎有些人就是禁不起砒霜的毒性

729
00:35:23,626 --> 00:35:26,793
‎他罪有應得…

730
00:35:26,876 --> 00:35:30,584
‎他摘下一朵盛開的花

731
00:35:30,668 --> 00:35:33,584
‎然後利用它、傷害它

732
00:35:33,668 --> 00:35:37,126
‎那是謀殺，不是犯罪

733
00:35:37,209 --> 00:35:38,126
‎西瑟羅、利普希茲

734
00:35:38,209 --> 00:35:41,126
‎現在我站在廚房裡，切著晚餐的雞肉

735
00:35:41,209 --> 00:35:43,918
‎暴風雨中，我的老公威爾伯妒火中燒

736
00:35:44,001 --> 00:35:46,959
‎他說“你跟送牛奶的搞上了”
‎他一再說著

737
00:35:47,043 --> 00:35:49,043
‎“你跟送牛奶的搞上了”

738
00:35:49,126 --> 00:35:53,501
‎然後他衝向我的刀
‎他衝向我的刀十次

739
00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:57,293
‎如果你在場，如果你親眼目睹

740
00:35:57,376 --> 00:36:00,543
‎我敢說你也會做一樣的事

741
00:36:07,543 --> 00:36:09,251
‎不過是你幹的嗎？

742
00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:12,751
‎才不，我無罪

743
00:36:14,376 --> 00:36:16,001
‎他罪有應得

744
00:36:16,084 --> 00:36:18,293
‎我的姊妹薇若妮卡和我擔任雙人表演

745
00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:20,709
‎我的老公查理和我們一起巡迴演出

746
00:36:20,793 --> 00:36:22,584
‎我們的最後一個表演

747
00:36:22,668 --> 00:36:25,251
‎連續做了20個特技動作

748
00:36:25,334 --> 00:36:28,001
‎劈腿、展翅飛鷹、後手翻、後空翻

749
00:36:28,084 --> 00:36:29,626
‎一個接著一個

750
00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:32,126
‎有一天晚上，我們三人在西瑟羅

751
00:36:32,209 --> 00:36:35,084
‎我們在飯店房間裡喝酒，開懷大笑

752
00:36:35,168 --> 00:36:36,876
‎冰塊用完了

753
00:36:36,959 --> 00:36:38,126
‎所以我出去拿

754
00:36:38,209 --> 00:36:40,168
‎回來後，打開門

755
00:36:40,251 --> 00:36:42,001
‎看見薇若妮卡和查理

756
00:36:42,084 --> 00:36:44,626
‎做著17式

757
00:36:44,709 --> 00:36:45,918
‎展翅飛鷹

758
00:36:46,626 --> 00:36:48,501
‎我什麼都不記得

759
00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:49,626
‎直到後來

760
00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:52,959
‎在我洗去手上的血時
‎我才知道他們死了

761
00:36:53,043 --> 00:36:56,668
‎他們罪有應得…

762
00:36:56,751 --> 00:37:00,001
‎他們自始至終都罪有應得

763
00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:01,876
‎不是我幹的

764
00:37:01,959 --> 00:37:03,293
‎但如果是我幹的

765
00:37:03,376 --> 00:37:06,668
‎你怎麼能說我錯了？

766
00:37:06,751 --> 00:37:08,876
‎我深愛艾文利普希茲

767
00:37:08,959 --> 00:37:11,251
‎他是真正的藝術家

768
00:37:11,334 --> 00:37:13,501
‎敏感的畫家

769
00:37:13,584 --> 00:37:16,209
‎但他總是在尋找自我

770
00:37:16,293 --> 00:37:19,751
‎在路上，他找到了露絲
‎葛萊蒂絲和厄文

771
00:37:19,834 --> 00:37:22,126
‎我想你可以說我們分手了

772
00:37:22,209 --> 00:37:24,459
‎因為藝術理念不合

773
00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:28,251
‎他想活著，我想要他死

774
00:37:28,334 --> 00:37:32,001
‎下流的小白臉…

775
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:35,668
‎他們罪有應得…

776
00:37:35,751 --> 00:37:38,793
‎他們自始至終都罪有應得

777
00:37:38,876 --> 00:37:42,793
‎因為如果他們利用我們
‎他們傷害我們

778
00:37:42,876 --> 00:37:45,876
‎你怎麼能說我們錯了？

779
00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:49,459
‎他罪有應得…

780
00:37:49,543 --> 00:37:53,126
‎他只能怪他自己

781
00:37:53,209 --> 00:37:56,626
‎如果你在場，如果你親眼目睹

782
00:37:56,709 --> 00:38:00,334
‎我敢說你也會…

783
00:38:00,418 --> 00:38:04,293
‎做一樣的事

784
00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:09,543
‎抱歉，但我不知道怎麼選出贏家

785
00:38:12,584 --> 00:38:13,918
‎-馬可
‎-馬可

786
00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:16,001
‎你瞎了嗎？當然是馬可

787
00:38:16,084 --> 00:38:17,334
‎他穿著高跟鞋劈腿耶

788
00:38:17,418 --> 00:38:18,793
‎你是怎麼辦到的？

789
00:38:19,334 --> 00:38:21,168
‎我有練過

790
00:38:21,251 --> 00:38:23,043
‎好，我想我們應該再來一次

791
00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:24,459
‎但如果這次我們…

792
00:38:24,543 --> 00:38:26,376
‎等等，雨好像停了

793
00:38:26,459 --> 00:38:28,001
‎派對還在進行嗎？

794
00:38:28,084 --> 00:38:29,293
‎對，我們還趕得上

795
00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:32,209
‎-快把衣服脫掉，我們走
‎-不是吧？

796
00:38:35,626 --> 00:38:37,459
‎我想我們要走了

797
00:38:37,543 --> 00:38:38,543
‎要嗎？

798
00:38:38,626 --> 00:38:40,168
‎對，我們該走了

799
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:43,918
‎我們談過的那件事沒問題，對吧？

800
00:38:44,001 --> 00:38:46,751
‎對，查德，那件事沒問題

801
00:38:47,543 --> 00:38:49,668
‎你們還是可以來，一起來吧

802
00:38:49,751 --> 00:38:50,668
‎你確定嗎？

803
00:38:50,751 --> 00:38:52,293
‎對，我確定

804
00:38:53,209 --> 00:38:54,251
‎他們不是要走了嗎？

805
00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:57,001
‎也許我們該走了

806
00:38:57,084 --> 00:38:59,126
‎不要，他們還是可以來

807
00:38:59,209 --> 00:39:00,043
‎來吧

808
00:39:01,459 --> 00:39:02,459
‎我們玩得很開心

809
00:39:04,793 --> 00:39:05,626
‎你贏了

810
00:39:06,834 --> 00:39:09,376
‎我永遠贏不了這小子

811
00:39:10,418 --> 00:39:11,876
‎-來杯烈酒？
‎-好啊

812
00:39:13,793 --> 00:39:15,793
‎我記得我們第一次吵架

813
00:39:15,876 --> 00:39:17,418
‎第一次真正的吵架

814
00:39:17,501 --> 00:39:21,418
‎他在玩遊戲，想要我認真談感情

815
00:39:21,501 --> 00:39:23,001
‎我只是喜歡做愛而已

816
00:39:23,084 --> 00:39:25,334
‎但馬可想要更多

817
00:39:25,418 --> 00:39:27,209
‎他們不需要聽這些事

818
00:39:27,293 --> 00:39:28,668
‎我們僵持不下

819
00:39:28,751 --> 00:39:29,668
‎他贏了

820
00:39:30,376 --> 00:39:31,793
‎我先投降

821
00:39:31,876 --> 00:39:33,251
‎我邀請他到我家

822
00:39:33,834 --> 00:39:36,543
‎他當時在參加內褲之夜

823
00:39:36,626 --> 00:39:37,959
‎嗑藥嗑到茫了

824
00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:40,043
‎好可愛

825
00:39:42,834 --> 00:39:43,918
‎所以你們…

826
00:39:45,084 --> 00:39:45,959
‎整個夏天都在一起？

827
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:47,751
‎斷斷續續啦

828
00:39:47,834 --> 00:39:49,543
‎在一起又分開

829
00:39:49,626 --> 00:39:50,543
‎但是

830
00:39:50,626 --> 00:39:53,126
‎在你們公司的派對後
‎我們就有共識了，對吧？

831
00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:58,209
‎-上星期？
‎-對

832
00:39:58,293 --> 00:39:59,459
‎對

833
00:39:59,543 --> 00:40:01,459
‎他來我家，我們決定

834
00:40:01,543 --> 00:40:04,084
‎我們要認真交往

835
00:40:05,209 --> 00:40:06,793
‎天啊，那聽起來…

836
00:40:08,168 --> 00:40:09,001
‎很認真

837
00:40:09,084 --> 00:40:10,251
‎我…

838
00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:13,043
‎我們去派對找其他人吧？

839
00:40:13,126 --> 00:40:14,418
‎其實

840
00:40:14,501 --> 00:40:17,501
‎我知道有另一個人在追他

841
00:40:18,209 --> 00:40:20,459
‎但他很可悲，對吧？

842
00:40:21,043 --> 00:40:22,459
‎你是那麼說的

843
00:40:22,543 --> 00:40:23,626
‎可悲

844
00:40:25,001 --> 00:40:27,459
‎他最後選擇了我

845
00:40:28,334 --> 00:40:29,251
‎那才是最重要的

846
00:40:32,126 --> 00:40:33,168
‎不是，班，我…

847
00:40:37,126 --> 00:40:38,918
‎怎麼了？他不想喝烈酒？

848
00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:40,043
‎真可愛

849
00:40:40,793 --> 00:40:44,126
‎如果他不重要，你幹嘛去追他？

850
00:40:46,626 --> 00:40:47,668
‎班

851
00:40:47,751 --> 00:40:49,043
‎你整個夏天都跟他在一起？

852
00:40:49,126 --> 00:40:50,376
‎不像他說的那麼簡單

853
00:40:50,459 --> 00:40:53,959
‎你說你不想認真談感情
‎卻跑去他家跟他復合

854
00:40:54,043 --> 00:40:56,293
‎-我不想傷害你
‎-所以就說謊？

855
00:40:56,834 --> 00:40:58,168
‎你說我可悲？

856
00:40:58,709 --> 00:40:59,918
‎你不可悲

857
00:41:00,001 --> 00:41:01,126
‎對，沒錯

858
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:02,793
‎我很可悲

859
00:41:02,876 --> 00:41:04,834
‎我可悲到

860
00:41:04,918 --> 00:41:07,501
‎居然喜歡上你這種人

861
00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:09,834
‎我們認識時

862
00:41:10,626 --> 00:41:14,251
‎我看到你的氣勢、魅力和態度

863
00:41:14,334 --> 00:41:17,334
‎我看到一個天不怕地不怕的人

864
00:41:17,959 --> 00:41:19,584
‎結果那全是謊言

865
00:41:19,668 --> 00:41:22,501
‎你並不勇敢
‎你想要陽光運動員喜歡你

866
00:41:22,584 --> 00:41:24,793
‎你想要那傢伙喜歡你

867
00:41:25,834 --> 00:41:29,001
‎天啊，我一直在追你

868
00:41:29,084 --> 00:41:30,418
‎你卻一直在追那傢伙

869
00:41:31,001 --> 00:41:33,293
‎你為了那傢伙改變你自己

870
00:41:34,751 --> 00:41:36,126
‎拜託不要討厭我

871
00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:39,751
‎我還是不討厭你

872
00:41:40,959 --> 00:41:42,043
‎我討厭我自己

873
00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:44,001
‎喜歡上…

874
00:41:45,834 --> 00:41:46,834
‎這樣的你

875
00:41:48,709 --> 00:41:49,876
‎我鄭重聲明

876
00:41:49,959 --> 00:41:51,168
‎你的新造型

877
00:41:51,251 --> 00:41:52,584
‎遜爆了

878
00:41:52,668 --> 00:41:54,293
‎你需要好好化妝

879
00:41:54,376 --> 00:41:57,459
‎因為你是我認識過最醜陋的人

880
00:43:01,709 --> 00:43:04,209
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