1 00:00:06,043 --> 00:00:08,043 [upbeat music playing] 2 00:00:13,334 --> 00:00:17,168 This is Marco Mejia coming to you live from Glamorous by Madolyn, 3 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:21,209 and I have just one question for you, who wants to get cut? 4 00:00:22,209 --> 00:00:25,126 We're gonna open some mail together, is that okay? 5 00:00:25,209 --> 00:00:27,626 This is press. Comme Des Garçons. 6 00:00:27,709 --> 00:00:30,834 French. But not actually. Did you know that? 7 00:00:31,501 --> 00:00:34,168 It's the new fragrance. Don't mind if I do. 8 00:00:34,793 --> 00:00:36,376 Spritz, spritz, bitch. 9 00:00:36,459 --> 00:00:41,251 Next we have the NYX Dazed and Diffused Blurring Lipstick. 10 00:00:41,334 --> 00:00:43,418 I'm gonna give it a little swatch. 11 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:45,751 Warning, iconic. 12 00:00:45,834 --> 00:00:48,918 Up next is-- I don't know what this is. 13 00:00:50,168 --> 00:00:52,126 Okay, so here we have the... 14 00:00:53,876 --> 00:00:58,209 Girl, this is the 2023 Glamorous by Madolyn Pride Palette. 15 00:00:58,293 --> 00:01:02,251 I guess this must have been someone from our PR list. 16 00:01:02,334 --> 00:01:05,709 Let me see if there's a note that might help us. 17 00:01:06,543 --> 00:01:12,001 "Dear Waverly, happy Pride from everyone at Glamorous. Love, Madolyn." 18 00:01:12,584 --> 00:01:16,418 Okay. It seems like we just weren't good enough for Miss Waverly, 19 00:01:16,501 --> 00:01:18,584 but we'll move right along. 20 00:01:19,584 --> 00:01:21,918 Okay, next up we have... 21 00:01:23,293 --> 00:01:26,459 Okay, some spicy comments. Okay. 22 00:01:26,543 --> 00:01:28,709 Guys, be real, okay? 23 00:01:28,793 --> 00:01:29,793 I love Waverly. 24 00:01:29,876 --> 00:01:33,834 She is an icon, she is a legend, and she is the moment. Come on now. 25 00:01:34,376 --> 00:01:37,209 Just giving her shade for sending back PR. 26 00:01:39,126 --> 00:01:42,751 Okay, the Riptide is here. Guys, I was not going in on Waverly. 27 00:01:42,834 --> 00:01:43,668 All right? 28 00:01:44,376 --> 00:01:47,584 If y'all don't calm down, I'll start swinging the banhammer. 29 00:01:49,084 --> 00:01:50,084 Uh... 30 00:01:50,709 --> 00:01:52,418 The mail room is officially closed. 31 00:01:52,501 --> 00:01:53,626 [cell phone beeps] 32 00:01:54,834 --> 00:01:55,668 Uh-oh. 33 00:01:55,751 --> 00:01:57,209 [pop music playing] 34 00:02:03,293 --> 00:02:06,043 -How's the job hunt? -Grim. 35 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,918 I'm not giving up. I just need to get into the room with someone, 36 00:02:10,001 --> 00:02:13,084 explain why the only boss I've ever had fired me and won't give me a reference 37 00:02:13,168 --> 00:02:15,584 because I gave away company secrets to get ahead. 38 00:02:17,001 --> 00:02:21,168 Well, maybe you'd have an easier time outside the beauty industry? 39 00:02:21,251 --> 00:02:23,584 I know Glamorous is just a gig for you, 40 00:02:23,668 --> 00:02:27,501 but I got into this business because I love it. And I still do. 41 00:02:27,584 --> 00:02:29,626 Okay. Maybe you need a reset. 42 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:34,543 -What about business school? -You trying to make me fight you? 43 00:02:36,418 --> 00:02:37,834 Okay, one more idea. 44 00:02:40,501 --> 00:02:41,626 Give up your place. 45 00:02:43,418 --> 00:02:48,668 -Then where am I supposed to live? -I don't know. Here? 46 00:02:49,876 --> 00:02:53,376 -You don't even have a dishwasher. -Trying to take the romance out of this? 47 00:02:54,668 --> 00:02:56,543 I just asked you... 48 00:02:58,668 --> 00:02:59,876 to move in with me. 49 00:03:01,251 --> 00:03:03,459 You know who I didn't ask to move in? 50 00:03:03,543 --> 00:03:06,334 Marco is going to find his own place. 51 00:03:06,418 --> 00:03:08,834 Okay? This is not a thing, I swear. 52 00:03:09,668 --> 00:03:11,293 Thank you for putting up with him. 53 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,543 And with me. Generally. 54 00:03:14,626 --> 00:03:20,168 How is he already out the door? It's 8:00, he's usually still on his lashes. 55 00:03:20,251 --> 00:03:21,626 He had to say goodbye. 56 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:33,293 -So they're really just taking everything? -That's how moving works. 57 00:03:33,918 --> 00:03:36,251 And someone's just gonna live here now? 58 00:03:36,334 --> 00:03:40,459 How does that work? I don't have a place yet. I'm sleeping on a couch. 59 00:03:41,751 --> 00:03:45,876 -You can't just go. -You're right. Shut it down, I'm staying! 60 00:03:46,584 --> 00:03:50,001 -You are? -No, I'm not. I've got a job. You... 61 00:03:51,793 --> 00:03:53,959 You'll figure it out. You always do. 62 00:03:54,626 --> 00:03:58,084 What if it's hard and scary? 63 00:03:58,168 --> 00:04:00,918 [chuckles] You wanna know what's scary? 64 00:04:01,001 --> 00:04:04,001 Being 25 and finding out you're about to have a kid. 65 00:04:04,793 --> 00:04:08,959 Everything you know changes. Everything you thought mattered goes away. 66 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:11,918 Letting go is scary. 67 00:04:12,501 --> 00:04:13,709 Growing is scary. 68 00:04:14,418 --> 00:04:19,293 You always feels like you lost something. But it just means you learned something. 69 00:04:21,876 --> 00:04:24,001 Wow, did you just come up with that? 70 00:04:25,043 --> 00:04:29,168 No, I remembered it from Major Barbara. Do you read anything? 71 00:04:29,251 --> 00:04:31,376 The comments section, unfortunately. 72 00:04:32,293 --> 00:04:34,626 And some books. Big ones too, I swear. 73 00:04:35,626 --> 00:04:36,626 Oh, thank you. 74 00:04:41,251 --> 00:04:45,209 Mom... you can't go. I need to tell you something. 75 00:04:45,293 --> 00:04:47,793 No, you don't have to tell me anything. 76 00:04:49,459 --> 00:04:52,293 You knew who you were way before I ever did. 77 00:04:54,626 --> 00:04:56,584 I just had to get out of the way. 78 00:04:59,501 --> 00:05:01,709 [inaudible dialogue] 79 00:05:06,293 --> 00:05:07,793 -You have to go. -I know. 80 00:05:08,918 --> 00:05:11,751 No, no streaks. All good. 81 00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:14,209 -I wasn't gonna ask. -You didn't have to. 82 00:05:19,418 --> 00:05:23,168 [woman] This brand is more than just an institution, it's the moment. 83 00:05:23,251 --> 00:05:26,293 No one in the business can get your name out of their mouths. 84 00:05:27,001 --> 00:05:29,793 For a heritage brand to let go of old formulas, 85 00:05:29,876 --> 00:05:34,084 reinvent as all-organic, lean into Pride, and fold it into who they are? 86 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:37,293 It's just another reason why I wanna be here. 87 00:05:39,001 --> 00:05:40,751 You're certainly qualified. 88 00:05:41,418 --> 00:05:43,501 How did you reformulate so quickly? 89 00:05:44,626 --> 00:05:48,043 It was a... passion project. 90 00:05:48,126 --> 00:05:51,501 Of a former employee who was the driving force behind it. 91 00:05:52,209 --> 00:05:55,709 That's what we're looking for in our new creative executive. 92 00:05:55,793 --> 00:05:57,334 Imagination and passion. 93 00:05:58,043 --> 00:05:59,126 We'll be in touch. 94 00:06:02,959 --> 00:06:06,084 Can I ask? This is such a dream position, 95 00:06:07,084 --> 00:06:08,584 why aren't you going internal? 96 00:06:09,293 --> 00:06:11,501 Someone made a mistake. A big one. 97 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:14,709 We wanna cast our net wider. 98 00:06:24,001 --> 00:06:26,834 Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That sounds perfect. 99 00:06:26,918 --> 00:06:29,168 I can come see the unit before 8:30. 100 00:06:30,626 --> 00:06:34,668 What? What do you mean, somebody just rented it? Hello? 101 00:06:40,084 --> 00:06:42,001 [gasps] Britt, no! 102 00:06:43,293 --> 00:06:45,001 -Why the eff not? -Because... 103 00:06:46,626 --> 00:06:49,376 it's a glitter bomb. Give it, give it, give it. 104 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:58,918 Don't worry, I've disarmed a lot of these. I got really good at it. 105 00:07:00,668 --> 00:07:01,793 [grunts] 106 00:07:02,751 --> 00:07:07,043 See? Wait, is that me being masc? 107 00:07:07,543 --> 00:07:09,918 And why is this office being glitter-bombed? 108 00:07:10,418 --> 00:07:14,543 Because last week, Marco went all aggro on a major influencer 109 00:07:14,626 --> 00:07:17,251 on the company channel and set off her stans. 110 00:07:17,334 --> 00:07:22,626 Okay. I said something a little sassy. I didn't even pop off. It was nothing. 111 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:26,793 The first one they've sent someone else. The raptors are testing the fences. 112 00:07:27,376 --> 00:07:28,668 Seems a little extreme. 113 00:07:28,751 --> 00:07:32,418 Of course it's extreme, it's the Internet! This is their queen. 114 00:07:32,501 --> 00:07:36,584 And when somebody crosses them, they will go hard defending her honor. 115 00:07:36,668 --> 00:07:39,209 It's medieval times in the comments section. 116 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,293 Fix this. 117 00:07:41,376 --> 00:07:42,668 I will. 118 00:07:45,376 --> 00:07:47,584 -Ah! -After you find your own place. 119 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:50,543 -I'm working on it. -Hurry along, Ben will be here any second. 120 00:07:50,626 --> 00:07:52,543 Wait, he's still mad at me? 121 00:07:53,293 --> 00:07:55,251 But he watches my Stories. 122 00:07:55,334 --> 00:07:59,293 Hate-watches. I'd keep keeping that distance if I were you. 123 00:08:00,126 --> 00:08:04,543 Okay, I know what I did was screwed up, but it's been a month. 124 00:08:04,626 --> 00:08:06,459 I just figured he'd be over it. 125 00:08:07,626 --> 00:08:09,959 -Can I still fix this? -[cell phone buzzing] 126 00:08:13,251 --> 00:08:14,293 Hello? 127 00:08:18,168 --> 00:08:21,834 -How'd the interview go? -Madolyn liked her. 128 00:08:22,334 --> 00:08:25,251 But she's no Venetia? 129 00:08:26,251 --> 00:08:29,001 No. You know she would never admit it. 130 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,126 She won't even let me give Venetia back her stuff. 131 00:08:32,626 --> 00:08:35,126 Not even her Weekend 2 Beychella hoodie. 132 00:08:35,209 --> 00:08:37,209 Says there might be stolen property in there. 133 00:08:37,293 --> 00:08:39,376 Just give her time. She'll warm up. 134 00:08:40,876 --> 00:08:42,543 Oh, hey, what's "Nebraska"? 135 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:48,751 You're not talking about our 37th state, are you? 136 00:08:50,126 --> 00:08:53,834 No, it's in the calendar with sirens. Venetia put it in there. 137 00:08:53,918 --> 00:08:57,459 Okay, so this is a code for when my father is in town, 138 00:08:57,543 --> 00:09:00,543 so my mother, your employer, doesn't run into him. 139 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,584 We have an understanding. 140 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,043 He gives us a heads-up when he's in town 141 00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:08,084 and she lays low until he's gone. 142 00:09:08,709 --> 00:09:12,251 -Should I say something--? -No. I will handle it. 143 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:13,334 [clears throat] 144 00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:19,626 Hey, so, um... 145 00:09:20,501 --> 00:09:23,793 no big deal or anything, but, uh... 146 00:09:24,501 --> 00:09:25,918 Dad's in town. 147 00:09:26,001 --> 00:09:28,668 And what does that have to do with you or me? 148 00:09:28,751 --> 00:09:33,209 Want me to reach out to his people, make sure you don't run into each other? 149 00:09:33,293 --> 00:09:38,876 I have maintained a perfect wall of silence since your father left us, 150 00:09:38,959 --> 00:09:41,709 and I will not compromise that ever. 151 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:48,418 -Just wanna help. I know you're upset. -Upset? Oh, please, I'm not that brittle. 152 00:09:50,293 --> 00:09:53,126 Then you must've been really mad at that pencil. 153 00:09:54,501 --> 00:09:56,709 Please tell me you have better news for me. 154 00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:59,584 Uh, yeah, so our plant has hit a snag 155 00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:02,501 with one of the new formulas. Supply-chain issues. 156 00:10:03,501 --> 00:10:06,209 -Well, reach out to the formulator. -I did. 157 00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:09,459 She's German. She either can't or won't speak English to me. 158 00:10:10,126 --> 00:10:14,751 But I can still understand one word she keeps repeating: Venetia. 159 00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:17,126 [scoffs] Oh, Lord. 160 00:10:18,376 --> 00:10:20,084 Are you saying that we need her help? 161 00:10:20,168 --> 00:10:24,793 I'm saying we could use it. If you don't mind me reaching out to her. 162 00:10:28,209 --> 00:10:32,918 Just make it clear that this is not a peace offering or a welcome home. 163 00:10:34,709 --> 00:10:36,084 She used me once. Never again. 164 00:10:37,543 --> 00:10:40,918 -I'll make it work. -Glad you're still around to fix this. 165 00:10:41,376 --> 00:10:44,793 Ah. One last quest before I hang up my sword. 166 00:10:46,626 --> 00:10:49,168 [door opens, then closes] 167 00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:01,459 Looks like your next interview is here. 168 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,418 I'm here to see Madolyn Addison. 169 00:11:10,126 --> 00:11:15,043 Oh, you're, like, a half hour early. You're here for the interview, right? 170 00:11:15,751 --> 00:11:17,418 I'm here to ask her a few questions. 171 00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:21,459 Like, is she aware of the disrespect her own employee is paying 172 00:11:21,543 --> 00:11:24,584 to the one and only Waverly on the company channel? 173 00:11:24,668 --> 00:11:25,543 The Riptide! 174 00:11:25,626 --> 00:11:27,334 Get ready for the undertow. 175 00:11:27,418 --> 00:11:29,251 No! Get out of here! 176 00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:32,709 Not until you put some respect on Waverly's name! 177 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:33,876 [screams] 178 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:34,959 Oh, my God! 179 00:11:36,293 --> 00:11:37,126 Bye, bitch. 180 00:11:40,209 --> 00:11:41,376 [groans] 181 00:11:43,043 --> 00:11:45,626 I don't know how they got past security 182 00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:48,709 or why they won't leave me alone, but I am so sorry. 183 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:53,251 -Alyssa Says you have to fix this. -I will. I will. 184 00:11:55,876 --> 00:11:58,834 Great. And until then, the socials phone is mine. 185 00:11:59,459 --> 00:12:01,043 "Exqueeze" me? 186 00:12:01,918 --> 00:12:06,209 And I want you off the company channels. No mailbags, no live streams, nothing. 187 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,543 Not until you get Waverly to call off the Riptide. 188 00:12:08,626 --> 00:12:10,293 -But my content. -[stammering] 189 00:12:11,418 --> 00:12:14,459 I just passed 10,000 followers. I cannot lose this. 190 00:12:15,084 --> 00:12:16,376 Then fix this. 191 00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:20,334 I will. I will fix this. 192 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:25,418 Okay, I will win back Waverly's fans and I will get that socials phone back. 193 00:12:28,251 --> 00:12:33,918 As Vogue as my witness, I will never not post again. 194 00:12:38,501 --> 00:12:41,084 [sighs] I'm ready to speak my truth. 195 00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:43,751 My name is Marco Mejia. 196 00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:47,376 I am an influencer and beauty industry professional. 197 00:12:48,459 --> 00:12:52,751 I've been accused of "giving" and "slaying" 198 00:12:53,584 --> 00:12:55,543 and "making white leggings work." 199 00:12:56,293 --> 00:12:58,293 But today is not about me. No. 200 00:13:00,168 --> 00:13:04,918 Today is about a woman that I wronged, who I am talking to now. 201 00:13:06,584 --> 00:13:07,584 Waverly. 202 00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:09,793 Queen. 203 00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:14,834 I grew up watching your makeup tutorials. 204 00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:17,626 You taught me how to contour. 205 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,584 And when I thought I had lined my lips as far as they could go, 206 00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:24,501 you reached through my MacBook and slapped my face to go farther. 207 00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:26,918 And I did. 208 00:13:29,293 --> 00:13:30,293 [sobbing] And I did. 209 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:38,334 So for me to disrespect you on the Glamorous by Madolyn channel, I-- 210 00:13:39,668 --> 00:13:43,959 I mean, I know you're straight, but it feels homophobic. 211 00:13:44,043 --> 00:13:47,751 So let's just say what it is. It's homophobic. 212 00:13:50,168 --> 00:13:54,584 I just wanna say that I am deeply, deeply sorry. 213 00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,543 And I don't just wanna say that here, 214 00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:03,668 I wanna say that to your beat to the heavens, boots the house down, 215 00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:06,084 "yes, Gaga, slay, queen" face. 216 00:14:07,334 --> 00:14:08,834 Because you deserve that. 217 00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:11,334 And so does the Riptide. 218 00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:16,584 But I know you're in town. I just don't know where you are. 219 00:14:17,251 --> 00:14:22,126 So if anyone on your team wants to reach out and tell me, my DMs are open. 220 00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:26,293 -And so is my heart. -This is so pathetic! 221 00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:28,543 You're not even crying. 222 00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:33,209 If you're still icing Marco out, why are you watching his videos? 223 00:14:33,293 --> 00:14:35,834 Because I like watching the disaster unfold. 224 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,334 Which Marco deserves 'cause Marco is bad. 225 00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:45,501 It's been a month. You know Marco's sorry. You're still not letting P-Town go? 226 00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:46,876 Marco called me pathetic. 227 00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:50,084 -And you're gonna hold on to that forever? -No. 228 00:14:50,918 --> 00:14:54,918 No, because someday I will die and my memories will vanish. 229 00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:59,501 Unless the singularity happens and then I will hate Marco in the cloud forever. 230 00:15:00,543 --> 00:15:03,168 You wouldn't be this pissed if you still didn't care. 231 00:15:03,251 --> 00:15:04,709 Oh. Is that how emotions work? 232 00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:07,043 Don't make me pick Marco over you because I will. 233 00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:09,668 One month on your couch and Marco turns you against me? 234 00:15:09,751 --> 00:15:12,876 No, you being a little bitch 235 00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:15,751 about regular-grade drama would turn me against you. 236 00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:20,418 Yes, Marco is, like, the worst person in the history of people 237 00:15:20,501 --> 00:15:22,334 to share an East Village bathroom with. 238 00:15:23,501 --> 00:15:27,001 But he's nice, and he's fun, and he's sorry. 239 00:15:27,876 --> 00:15:31,293 And you know what else? Marco is not going anywhere. 240 00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:35,709 You need to learn to live with that and drop all this bullshit. 241 00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:47,251 If Kirk could forgive the Klingons for killing his son, then... 242 00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:52,126 I guess I can at least... be civil. 243 00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:55,376 Then be civil. 244 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,251 -Good. It sounds like you've been good. -Yeah, you too. 245 00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:07,251 I have been better. Obviously. 246 00:16:09,918 --> 00:16:12,834 Pivot to your ask, we've been as polite as we can. 247 00:16:14,168 --> 00:16:15,668 Well, then pivot I shall. 248 00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,668 We have hit a hiccup with your favorite formulator. 249 00:16:18,751 --> 00:16:22,668 Hilde? Why? What's wrong? Did Bayern Munich lose? 250 00:16:22,751 --> 00:16:26,959 I don't know. She won't talk to us. All she does is yell, in German. 251 00:16:27,876 --> 00:16:30,418 We need an analog to a precursor that's out of stock 252 00:16:30,501 --> 00:16:32,209 and I think she'll only talk to you. 253 00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:34,709 Mm. 254 00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:39,043 So you want me to get on the phone, find the analog to the precursor, fix this? 255 00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:42,376 I know it's an awkward ask. 256 00:16:47,668 --> 00:16:50,501 Sorry, I was just doing time-zone math. Yeah, she should be up. 257 00:16:52,126 --> 00:16:53,501 [line ringing] 258 00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:54,959 Hilde. 259 00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:56,293 [speaking German] 260 00:17:29,626 --> 00:17:32,293 Never heard a woman talk makeup science in German before? 261 00:17:33,626 --> 00:17:35,501 Uh, no. 262 00:17:35,584 --> 00:17:38,751 Hilde has a couple of options. When I get them, I'll hit your inbox. 263 00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:42,293 You know she's the daughter of the guy who made the original formulas, right? 264 00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:44,293 He has passed down this family business. 265 00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:47,918 Okay, I'm sorry, you're just giving us the answer? 266 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,793 Yeah. I mean, unless there was something else? 267 00:17:52,876 --> 00:17:54,334 Uh, no, no, it's-- 268 00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:59,626 -I just figured-- -That I would want something in return? 269 00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:03,376 'Cause I'm always watching my six? Protecting my flank? 270 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,001 Going out and getting what's mine? 271 00:18:07,918 --> 00:18:11,209 Well, I only looked out for me because no one else was. 272 00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,376 There's no net down there. 273 00:18:15,251 --> 00:18:17,668 It's just me, these two hands, 274 00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:20,751 holding on, trying not to fall. 275 00:18:22,376 --> 00:18:26,168 That didn't work, right? Might as well try something new. 276 00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:32,293 There's at least another 100 I can expense out of this lunch. 277 00:18:34,084 --> 00:18:36,168 How many Negronis you think that could get us? 278 00:18:36,251 --> 00:18:38,293 -Let's find out. -Hmm. 279 00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:46,418 -It's okay, I can just finish at my desk. -Don't run. 280 00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:54,084 There's no one else in here. Are you talking to me? 281 00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,459 Who says we can't be civil? 282 00:18:58,418 --> 00:19:01,043 I don't know 'cause you won't talk to me. 283 00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:06,001 Fix your face. I'm gonna pee. 284 00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:10,043 -Thanks. -[stall door closes] 285 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,376 This week has been worse than the last season of Glee. 286 00:19:14,251 --> 00:19:18,209 I mildly burned this huge influencer and now her stans are coming for me. 287 00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:21,209 [Ben] Oh, really? I had no idea. This is the first I've heard. 288 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:24,793 Yeah. Lost the socials phone, access to the company channel. 289 00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:28,543 I have to hunt her down to get her to stop the stans, 290 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,626 but I don't know where she's staying. I just know she's in town. 291 00:19:34,543 --> 00:19:40,043 -Have you called around the big hotels? -Well, yeah, but she's using an alias. 292 00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:41,793 Which is iconic. 293 00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:44,709 So check her socials. 294 00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:48,168 She's not just gonna post where she's staying. 295 00:19:49,168 --> 00:19:50,793 She probably is without knowing it. 296 00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:52,793 Her name's Waverly. 297 00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:57,959 Waverly? Okay, let's see. 298 00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:07,334 Look at this post. You can see the Chrysler Building out her window. 299 00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:10,501 Ten minutes on Google Maps and I can tell you what floor she's on. 300 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,584 You would do that? For me? 301 00:20:13,668 --> 00:20:14,918 I'd do it for anyone. 302 00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,001 But yeah. 303 00:20:21,418 --> 00:20:22,501 I'd do it for you. 304 00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:30,918 That's it? She just gave you the answer? 305 00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,584 No monologues, no demands, nothing. 306 00:20:34,126 --> 00:20:36,918 Also, did you know she speaks German? 307 00:20:38,376 --> 00:20:40,376 She was probably just showing off. 308 00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:45,293 But that doesn't undo what she did. She almost destroyed this company. 309 00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:48,918 Then she kind of saved it. 310 00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:52,334 -She's lucky I didn't take her to court. -You're right. 311 00:20:52,959 --> 00:20:56,251 She was desperate, she made a mistake, she regrets it. 312 00:20:56,834 --> 00:21:01,876 She's very lucky that the only thing it cost her is everything she's ever wanted. 313 00:21:05,293 --> 00:21:07,168 It's so odd that you keep that. 314 00:21:07,251 --> 00:21:11,168 Dad's jersey? It's a collectible. It's only gone up in value. 315 00:21:11,918 --> 00:21:15,459 I have to come back with bubble wrap. It's museum glass, can't risk it. 316 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:21,584 There's nothing I can say or do to make you stay? 317 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:36,543 When I came here after business school, I didn't know a thing about makeup. 318 00:21:37,209 --> 00:21:40,959 But now I know the value of a good setting spray. 319 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:45,168 I know the difference between a powder and cream foundation. 320 00:21:45,251 --> 00:21:47,043 The importance of a pen liner. 321 00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:51,168 And I know the importance of quality ingredients 322 00:21:51,251 --> 00:21:53,376 in making a quality product. 323 00:21:54,876 --> 00:21:56,001 And this place... 324 00:21:58,501 --> 00:22:00,751 This place has some quality ingredients. 325 00:22:01,918 --> 00:22:04,584 They may not all mix well together at first, 326 00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:07,751 but with a little patience, a little pain... 327 00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:12,668 they can really come together to make something beautiful. 328 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,876 -Enough of me talking. Let's drink. Whoo! -[crowd applauding] 329 00:22:25,501 --> 00:22:28,709 My man. When are we going back to P-Town? 330 00:22:28,793 --> 00:22:31,084 Just 'cause summer's over doesn't mean the party has to be. 331 00:22:31,168 --> 00:22:33,793 Yeah, I think I saw everything that I need to see there. 332 00:22:33,876 --> 00:22:36,334 Including you in Fergie's wig from Nine. 333 00:22:37,543 --> 00:22:38,376 Well, hey. Um-- 334 00:22:38,459 --> 00:22:42,709 You know, I know it was a bad time, but... it wasn't all bad. 335 00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:43,793 You know what I mean? 336 00:22:43,876 --> 00:22:45,043 [camera clicking] 337 00:22:49,584 --> 00:22:50,751 [Chad clears throat] 338 00:22:51,751 --> 00:22:54,084 Just because I'm leaving doesn't mean you won. 339 00:22:54,668 --> 00:22:56,584 Best player never makes it to final Tribal. 340 00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,626 Well, that still makes me the Survivor. 341 00:23:01,834 --> 00:23:04,459 My mother's needy, she's neurotic. 342 00:23:05,334 --> 00:23:06,668 She's all yours now. 343 00:23:07,334 --> 00:23:08,584 The Tribe has spoken. 344 00:23:19,334 --> 00:23:20,584 You missed my speech. 345 00:23:21,918 --> 00:23:23,709 I was hoping this wasn't real. 346 00:23:24,543 --> 00:23:29,001 Well, I didn't reach out to Dad as promised, but I did talk to his people. 347 00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:31,084 So he's just here for the weekend. 348 00:23:31,168 --> 00:23:33,001 If you lay low, you should be fine. 349 00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:37,168 Well, technically, I didn't break my wall of silence. 350 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:40,459 But thank you. 351 00:23:43,459 --> 00:23:45,418 Oh, my God. Are you about to cry? 352 00:23:47,709 --> 00:23:51,376 If the first ten minutes of Up couldn't break me, nothing will. 353 00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:02,793 Okay, I'll continue serving the champagne. 354 00:24:07,876 --> 00:24:09,126 [Madolyn groans] 355 00:24:10,709 --> 00:24:14,709 So does the name Dr. Chase Meridian mean anything to you? 356 00:24:15,418 --> 00:24:17,543 No. Is she one of the queens in Season 16? 357 00:24:18,918 --> 00:24:22,293 Dr. Meridian is currently checked in to the Hotel Elysium. 358 00:24:23,209 --> 00:24:25,751 But you might know her better as Waverly. 359 00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:26,709 You found her? 360 00:24:26,793 --> 00:24:28,584 You still have to get to her. 361 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:33,376 -You don't even know what room she's in. -I've got scams you've never seen. 362 00:24:34,418 --> 00:24:36,668 Although I may need a little help. 363 00:24:40,293 --> 00:24:41,376 How much help? 364 00:24:46,168 --> 00:24:49,209 I know Chad is quitting, but he's not leaving town. 365 00:24:49,293 --> 00:24:50,376 He's still around. 366 00:24:50,918 --> 00:24:54,001 I know he has to move on. And I know things have to change. 367 00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:57,418 Just doesn't mean I don't hate it when they do. 368 00:24:57,501 --> 00:24:58,501 You need a drink. 369 00:24:59,126 --> 00:25:02,084 -It's 6:30. -I mean you need to go out for a drink. 370 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,751 Turn a few heads, get a little attention. 371 00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:06,668 Mm. I do like attention. 372 00:25:06,751 --> 00:25:07,751 But not tonight. 373 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:09,501 Chad's father's in town. 374 00:25:09,584 --> 00:25:13,501 I have to stay out of his territory or I could run into him. 375 00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:17,251 -So, what's his territory? -The island of Manhattan. 376 00:25:17,834 --> 00:25:21,043 So, what, you're supposed to shelter in place? 377 00:25:21,543 --> 00:25:24,876 He's a narcissist with a Super Bowl ring, not a tornado warning. 378 00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:27,126 No. But he's a disaster. 379 00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:31,251 -[Teddy sighs] -And frankly, when he's around, I am too. 380 00:25:32,543 --> 00:25:35,584 If you have to wait this man out, I won't let you do it alone. 381 00:25:36,293 --> 00:25:39,418 We're gonna go have a drink in your place. Together. 382 00:25:50,876 --> 00:25:53,001 -Room 919. -They bought it? 383 00:25:53,626 --> 00:25:56,126 I tried this at Parker's once and they barely believed me. 384 00:25:56,751 --> 00:25:58,959 I make a more convincing Postmates than you. 385 00:25:59,043 --> 00:26:00,126 [groans] 386 00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,126 -Good luck. -Wait, what? 387 00:26:03,209 --> 00:26:07,334 No, no, no, I need you to help me film. That's the whole point of this. 388 00:26:07,418 --> 00:26:10,668 So they can see Waverly forgive me and then they'll finally let me live. 389 00:26:12,584 --> 00:26:13,626 [groans] 390 00:26:14,293 --> 00:26:17,626 Why do I even try to say no? You always find a way to make me say yes. 391 00:26:20,001 --> 00:26:21,001 Yeah, let's go. 392 00:26:22,959 --> 00:26:23,959 [gasps] Oh! 393 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:28,418 Go, go, go. It's them, it's them, it's them. 394 00:26:29,126 --> 00:26:32,334 -The Riptide. -Guess they can geolocate off a post too. 395 00:26:32,418 --> 00:26:34,959 -Damn, they're good. -We can't just give up. 396 00:26:35,043 --> 00:26:36,709 Online presence is at stake. 397 00:26:39,376 --> 00:26:41,751 -Stairs. Yeah. I can distract them. -Hmm? 398 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:45,168 You go to the second floor, we liaise there, and then we do this. 399 00:26:45,876 --> 00:26:47,709 How did you come up with that so fast? 400 00:26:48,501 --> 00:26:52,459 If I can get past the Orc Lord of Waterdeep and his Ring of Vision, 401 00:26:52,543 --> 00:26:54,751 I think can get past a pack of stans. 402 00:26:55,751 --> 00:26:59,126 I mean, they're-- You know, they're just know-it-alls. 403 00:26:59,209 --> 00:27:00,626 And those are my people. 404 00:27:02,126 --> 00:27:03,751 -Watch for my signal. -Okay. 405 00:27:10,751 --> 00:27:12,876 Try to take my photos. You'll take the videos-- 406 00:27:12,959 --> 00:27:16,668 Excuse me. Could you tell me where I can get a good manicure? 407 00:27:16,751 --> 00:27:18,834 It depends. Do you want basic or gel? 408 00:27:19,501 --> 00:27:21,334 Oof. Uh, I don't know. 409 00:27:21,418 --> 00:27:25,209 -Um, what's the difference? -I don't know. Everything. 410 00:27:25,293 --> 00:27:26,501 [all chuckling] 411 00:27:27,709 --> 00:27:28,834 Weird. 412 00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:40,668 I doubt someone like you would even-- Is that--? Marco. 413 00:27:45,251 --> 00:27:46,584 [Ben] Oh, my God. Waverly! 414 00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:51,459 -Run! -Why did you just--? 415 00:27:53,751 --> 00:27:54,918 [screaming] 416 00:28:03,168 --> 00:28:04,251 [screams] 417 00:28:05,334 --> 00:28:06,334 Move! 418 00:28:13,834 --> 00:28:14,834 Oh, my God. 419 00:28:16,418 --> 00:28:18,584 [Ben] Guess you're not getting that Waverly face time. 420 00:28:18,668 --> 00:28:21,084 It was fine. Uh... 421 00:28:21,168 --> 00:28:24,334 It'll all blow over in a year. Or three. 422 00:28:25,251 --> 00:28:29,376 I'll have to give up the socials phone and get off the company channel, 423 00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:33,126 spend less time online, watch movies, read books... 424 00:28:34,334 --> 00:28:37,209 put my phone down, and pick up real life. 425 00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:39,293 Ooh, you're shaking. 426 00:28:39,959 --> 00:28:41,626 'Cause I'm scared. 427 00:28:43,751 --> 00:28:48,793 Okay, how about we go get a drink and relax and make fun of people at work? 428 00:28:49,501 --> 00:28:52,876 -I mean, you saw Alyssa's bangs, right? -They're horrible. 429 00:28:55,543 --> 00:28:58,126 -You don't wanna get a drink with me. -Why? 430 00:28:59,418 --> 00:29:03,959 Oh, 'cause you called me pathetic and used me for attention 431 00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:06,876 and played me like a backup for the worst guy in the world? 432 00:29:07,918 --> 00:29:09,709 You forgot I also lied to you. 433 00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:13,751 Did I even say sorry for that? 434 00:29:16,918 --> 00:29:18,168 I think you just did. 435 00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:21,418 You're not mad at me? 436 00:29:25,584 --> 00:29:26,793 Yeah, I tried to be. 437 00:29:27,876 --> 00:29:30,626 And I was... for a minute. 438 00:29:34,918 --> 00:29:37,751 But there's some people in life you just can't stay angry at. 439 00:29:37,834 --> 00:29:41,584 It's like Ellen Pompeo in Grey's Anatomy. You can't quit me. 440 00:29:42,543 --> 00:29:46,168 Or maybe you actually aren't the center of the world. 441 00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:50,293 Fact check, that lie was rated four Pinocchios. 442 00:29:50,376 --> 00:29:51,543 Ah. 443 00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:57,918 -[pop music playing over speakers] -[Dizmal] Hey, sis. It's been a minute. 444 00:29:58,001 --> 00:29:59,834 Missed you, Ensign Cutiepants. 445 00:29:59,918 --> 00:30:02,459 Can I interest you in giving me a new nickname? 446 00:30:02,543 --> 00:30:06,459 No. You picked a great night to stop by. My life's falling apart. 447 00:30:06,543 --> 00:30:08,834 -What's got you so pressed? -Roommate drama. 448 00:30:08,918 --> 00:30:12,543 My former friend Ernesto booked a cruise and his name's not on the lease. 449 00:30:12,626 --> 00:30:15,543 Know anyone looking for a room in Bushwick who can move in yesterday? 450 00:30:15,626 --> 00:30:17,626 Uh, yeah. Me. 451 00:30:18,834 --> 00:30:20,376 You need a place? 452 00:30:20,459 --> 00:30:22,168 Hmm. I don't know. 453 00:30:22,834 --> 00:30:24,209 -Can you pay cash? -Yes. 454 00:30:24,293 --> 00:30:25,543 -Have low standards? -Very. 455 00:30:25,626 --> 00:30:27,668 You see someone break in, so you call the cops. 456 00:30:27,751 --> 00:30:30,793 It was me. I lost my keys and I'm very high. What do you tell them? 457 00:30:31,918 --> 00:30:33,043 Trick question. 458 00:30:33,668 --> 00:30:34,751 I don't call cops. 459 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,668 [squeals] 460 00:30:37,834 --> 00:30:43,501 Is this what it's like to have a daughter? Here. Go spend these all in one place. 461 00:30:44,626 --> 00:30:45,959 -Thanks. -Thank you. 462 00:30:55,459 --> 00:30:57,876 Actually, I have to go. 463 00:30:58,793 --> 00:31:00,251 The ex is here. 464 00:31:00,334 --> 00:31:03,501 Uber Boy? I can have him thrown out. You want me to make it hurt? 465 00:31:04,668 --> 00:31:08,001 -I just-- I wanna go. -You can't. You're better than him. 466 00:31:08,793 --> 00:31:13,043 -Varsity doesn't run because JV walked in. -He really messed you up, huh? 467 00:31:14,334 --> 00:31:15,334 He tried to. 468 00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:18,418 And I let him. 469 00:31:19,543 --> 00:31:21,626 I just thought that's how it works. 470 00:31:22,168 --> 00:31:23,918 I thought that's what I was worth. 471 00:31:24,668 --> 00:31:27,959 That no one would like me the way I am the way he did. 472 00:31:28,751 --> 00:31:30,584 It's pathetic, I know. 473 00:31:34,043 --> 00:31:35,043 We'll go say hi. 474 00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:38,918 Whoa! Is Deborah Cox in the house? I'm about to tell you, absolutely not. 475 00:31:39,001 --> 00:31:42,251 This is your non-binary parent speaking. Face the dragon. 476 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,501 Hang on a sec. I know what you need. 477 00:31:44,584 --> 00:31:47,793 Rub my man for a little luck, it'll all work out. 478 00:31:55,459 --> 00:31:58,709 -Oh, you're far from home base. -Is it that obvious? 479 00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:01,959 So is that it? 480 00:32:02,043 --> 00:32:03,793 I'm sorry, do I know you? 481 00:32:05,709 --> 00:32:08,293 Okay. Well, we tried. Let's go. 482 00:32:08,376 --> 00:32:11,251 -Wait. Something's off. -Parker. 483 00:32:13,043 --> 00:32:14,959 Hey, hey, hey. Sorry, I'm late. 484 00:32:17,959 --> 00:32:21,126 Well, look who the eff it is. 485 00:32:22,043 --> 00:32:24,334 Peter, this is Marco, this is Ben. 486 00:32:25,001 --> 00:32:27,376 And this is Peter, my boyfriend. 487 00:32:28,376 --> 00:32:30,668 You were giving me shit for calling you that. 488 00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:34,584 And you were giving me shit for wanting to do Bushwick, but look at this place. 489 00:32:34,668 --> 00:32:35,751 It's great, right? 490 00:32:36,459 --> 00:32:40,209 Anyone ever tell you that you guys just kind of look alike? 491 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:44,459 -I don't see it. -I don't see it. Look at that nose. 492 00:32:44,543 --> 00:32:47,501 Look at that chin. It's not like we need name tags. 493 00:32:48,293 --> 00:32:50,709 -Yeah. -Bathroom? 494 00:32:51,918 --> 00:32:53,043 Yeah. 495 00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:59,459 How about we get the first round? We can catch up. 496 00:33:09,709 --> 00:33:12,001 Well, you move on fast. 497 00:33:12,084 --> 00:33:14,709 We're just friends. What about Peter? 498 00:33:15,334 --> 00:33:16,543 I wasn't looking. 499 00:33:16,626 --> 00:33:17,459 He found me. 500 00:33:18,751 --> 00:33:19,834 Sound familiar? 501 00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:22,251 Congrats on that. 502 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,376 You finally have a boyfriend you can pull a Parent Trap with. 503 00:33:27,168 --> 00:33:28,501 Well, damn. 504 00:33:28,584 --> 00:33:30,543 I can see why Marco went dumb for that man. 505 00:33:30,626 --> 00:33:33,459 Getting climbed on by that every night like you're the Matterhorn... 506 00:33:34,293 --> 00:33:35,293 Marco's a top. 507 00:33:36,584 --> 00:33:39,751 -A top what, model? -A top, you know. 508 00:33:40,543 --> 00:33:41,751 Kind of dom too. 509 00:33:42,584 --> 00:33:46,626 I tried to test the vers waters with Marco when we did it. 510 00:33:47,418 --> 00:33:49,084 But he didn't even know how to prep. 511 00:33:50,334 --> 00:33:52,584 I let a twink top into my Christian home? 512 00:33:54,209 --> 00:33:55,584 You're owed an apology. 513 00:33:56,418 --> 00:33:57,376 [cell phone chimes] 514 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:05,418 Hey. 515 00:34:06,001 --> 00:34:08,501 -Do you take requests? -No. 516 00:34:09,334 --> 00:34:10,334 But I'm about to. 517 00:34:14,418 --> 00:34:17,793 He's not coming over tonight, if you're up to nothing. 518 00:34:19,584 --> 00:34:20,584 I can't. 519 00:34:22,918 --> 00:34:24,001 You know you miss me. 520 00:34:24,543 --> 00:34:26,459 ["Cry For You" playing over speakers] 521 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,501 One more song, then I'll slip out. 522 00:34:35,751 --> 00:34:39,251 ♪ While you were talking about our life ♪ 523 00:34:39,334 --> 00:34:41,959 ♪ You killed the beauty of today ♪ 524 00:34:42,043 --> 00:34:45,209 ♪ Forever and ever, life is now or never ♪ 525 00:34:45,293 --> 00:34:47,668 ♪ Forever never comes around ♪ 526 00:34:47,751 --> 00:34:51,543 ♪ You'll never see me again ♪ 527 00:34:51,626 --> 00:34:54,918 ♪ So now who's gonna cry for you? ♪ 528 00:34:55,001 --> 00:34:59,251 ♪ You'll never see me again ♪ 529 00:34:59,334 --> 00:35:01,751 ♪ No matter what you do ♪ 530 00:35:02,543 --> 00:35:06,501 ♪ You'll never see me again ♪ 531 00:35:06,584 --> 00:35:09,793 ♪ So now who's gonna cry for you? ♪ 532 00:35:09,876 --> 00:35:14,043 ♪ You'll never see me again ♪ 533 00:35:14,126 --> 00:35:16,334 ♪ No matter what you do ♪ 534 00:35:24,251 --> 00:35:28,584 Well, after putting that bottle away, I'm gonna need Raj to drive me home. 535 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,959 -[chuckles] -But it was worth it. 536 00:35:31,459 --> 00:35:35,251 Keeping you safe from maybe possibly running into somebody 537 00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:37,418 that you haven't seen in over two decades. 538 00:35:38,709 --> 00:35:42,084 You have to hold the line when people hurt you, otherwise, 539 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:44,834 you seem weak. 540 00:35:47,376 --> 00:35:50,626 I let go after you hurt me. Does that make me weak? 541 00:35:51,668 --> 00:35:52,668 No. 542 00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:54,543 That makes you you. 543 00:35:57,418 --> 00:35:58,543 Ha. 544 00:36:00,543 --> 00:36:01,584 Okay. 545 00:36:07,834 --> 00:36:10,668 I know we haven't talked about it, but I have to say something. 546 00:36:11,376 --> 00:36:12,793 Mr. Cameraman was wrong. 547 00:36:15,168 --> 00:36:16,209 I'm not in love with you. 548 00:36:17,959 --> 00:36:19,251 I'm in like with you. 549 00:36:23,418 --> 00:36:24,543 Phew. 550 00:36:26,876 --> 00:36:28,376 I'm in like with you too. 551 00:36:29,251 --> 00:36:33,334 Just because we're close doesn't mean we're... crossing a line. 552 00:36:34,001 --> 00:36:35,834 -No. -Nothing has to change. 553 00:36:35,918 --> 00:36:37,459 -No. -Just how you like it. 554 00:36:46,918 --> 00:36:47,918 I, um... 555 00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:51,626 -I have to make some calls. -Yeah. 556 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:52,709 For work. 557 00:36:54,084 --> 00:36:55,084 We're hiring. 558 00:36:57,876 --> 00:36:59,126 I'll leave you to it. 559 00:37:01,584 --> 00:37:02,584 [Madolyn sighs] 560 00:37:03,168 --> 00:37:05,001 -I'll lock up for you. -Okay. 561 00:37:08,834 --> 00:37:10,626 -Hey, Madolyn? -Yup? 562 00:37:15,626 --> 00:37:16,668 I forgot. 563 00:37:16,751 --> 00:37:19,418 You know where to find me when you remember. 564 00:37:25,793 --> 00:37:27,001 Good night. 565 00:37:30,793 --> 00:37:33,293 It took one day to move all your stuff? 566 00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:35,668 Hi. I'm Venetia. 567 00:37:35,751 --> 00:37:36,751 We've met, right? 568 00:37:36,834 --> 00:37:39,209 I guess without a job, life is your job. 569 00:37:41,043 --> 00:37:44,751 Well, I actually do have one box left at the office. 570 00:37:46,459 --> 00:37:49,543 -They're gonna let me pick it up tomorrow. -I can grab it for you. 571 00:37:49,626 --> 00:37:52,001 No, no, no. Maybe I need to say goodbye. 572 00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:55,709 Marco texted. 573 00:37:58,751 --> 00:38:00,376 He won't be home till late. 574 00:38:01,126 --> 00:38:02,126 Mm. 575 00:38:03,168 --> 00:38:04,168 And, um... 576 00:38:05,126 --> 00:38:08,209 what are we supposed to do about that? 577 00:38:10,126 --> 00:38:12,209 -Something loud. -Mm. 578 00:38:21,251 --> 00:38:25,626 Welcome to what is technically still zoned as a paint factory. 579 00:38:27,959 --> 00:38:29,334 If anyone asks, you work here. 580 00:38:30,084 --> 00:38:34,543 Your new home includes a half kitchen, aggressive neighbors, 581 00:38:34,626 --> 00:38:38,876 and what has been generously described as a semiprivate bathroom. 582 00:38:38,959 --> 00:38:41,709 This is worse than that national park show my mom watches. 583 00:38:42,626 --> 00:38:45,834 I hang out with drunk people for a living. What did you think I could afford? 584 00:38:46,834 --> 00:38:47,876 Walls? 585 00:38:50,626 --> 00:38:51,834 Welcome to the real world. 586 00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:56,584 -There's no lock on the door. -They're ceremonial. 587 00:38:57,543 --> 00:38:59,209 [yawns] Bedtime. 588 00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:05,168 -Girl, it's 8 a.m. -I know. Been trying to get more sleep. 589 00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:07,668 Roll the door shut on your way out. 590 00:39:20,043 --> 00:39:21,001 [gasps] Rory! 591 00:39:21,084 --> 00:39:22,251 Relax. 592 00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,376 You don't deserve this. 593 00:39:25,543 --> 00:39:26,668 So earn it. 594 00:39:32,959 --> 00:39:36,251 [Marco] "Forgive yourself, Marco, and be good to yourself. 595 00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:37,834 Because I'll be watching. 596 00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:39,626 All my love... 597 00:39:44,668 --> 00:39:45,668 Waverly." 598 00:40:00,376 --> 00:40:01,668 [elevator bell dings] 599 00:40:03,376 --> 00:40:04,209 Surprise. 600 00:40:07,209 --> 00:40:09,709 Guess HR wanted me to see a friendly face. 601 00:40:11,168 --> 00:40:12,376 Something like that. 602 00:40:18,751 --> 00:40:19,751 Wait, is she--? 603 00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:24,001 Don't worry. Nobody is running into anyone today. 604 00:40:33,084 --> 00:40:35,334 Why is all of my stuff in your office? 605 00:40:35,418 --> 00:40:37,918 Oh, because it's not my office anymore. 606 00:40:40,376 --> 00:40:41,501 It's yours. 607 00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:47,668 Oh, by the way, you have an 11:00 with Product Development. 608 00:40:49,418 --> 00:40:52,626 I want you to catch up on the plans with the organics rollout. 609 00:40:52,709 --> 00:40:54,418 And put us in business 610 00:40:54,501 --> 00:40:57,834 with that return fulfillment service you recommended. 611 00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:00,543 What am I doing here? 612 00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,751 Well, hopefully, your job. 613 00:41:02,834 --> 00:41:04,418 Has no one told you? 614 00:41:04,501 --> 00:41:07,334 You're our creative executive. Congratulations. 615 00:41:08,543 --> 00:41:10,251 I'll let you get on with it. 616 00:41:13,334 --> 00:41:14,626 -Really? -Mm-hm. 617 00:41:14,709 --> 00:41:15,626 Really? 618 00:41:15,709 --> 00:41:17,126 [Chad laughing] 619 00:41:17,209 --> 00:41:18,126 Oh, my God. 620 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:22,626 -Oh, my God. Thank you. -[Ben] Congratulations. 621 00:41:22,709 --> 00:41:26,293 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Oh, my God. I'm so happy for you. 622 00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:27,293 -Thanks. -Yeah. 623 00:41:27,376 --> 00:41:28,459 [laughing] 624 00:41:29,001 --> 00:41:29,834 Yeah. 625 00:41:30,918 --> 00:41:31,918 You. 626 00:41:33,168 --> 00:41:34,251 Oh, thanks, babe. 627 00:41:39,043 --> 00:41:44,334 Hey. So I see the two of you are together in the same room again. 628 00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:46,001 [indistinct chatter] 629 00:41:46,959 --> 00:41:48,584 Does that mean...? 630 00:41:48,668 --> 00:41:50,084 Girl, no. 631 00:41:50,168 --> 00:41:51,001 Never? 632 00:41:52,126 --> 00:41:53,459 I'm gonna be late. I-- 633 00:41:53,543 --> 00:41:55,126 That is not an answer. 634 00:41:56,584 --> 00:41:59,918 Look, I have to figure some stuff out first. Okay? 635 00:42:00,834 --> 00:42:03,543 You have a lot more figured out than you think. 636 00:42:10,334 --> 00:42:11,959 ["Ain't Nobody" playing] 637 00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:20,751 [Marco] Hey, folks, it's me, Marco. 638 00:42:20,834 --> 00:42:23,501 And I don't know if you all forgive me yet. 639 00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,668 Hey, Marco, do you have my charger? 640 00:42:27,376 --> 00:42:28,584 [Marco] But it's okay. 641 00:42:29,168 --> 00:42:30,709 'Cause I forgive myself. 642 00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:37,418 And I'm finally ready to know myself. 643 00:42:38,709 --> 00:42:42,751 ♪ Happened so naturally Did not know it was love... ♪ 644 00:42:43,501 --> 00:42:44,501 Thattagirl. 645 00:42:46,293 --> 00:42:49,459 You are the best daughter a mother could have. 646 00:42:49,543 --> 00:42:52,084 ♪ I let myself go ♪ 647 00:42:52,168 --> 00:42:54,626 ♪ And now we're flyin' Through the stars... ♪ 648 00:42:54,709 --> 00:42:56,001 [elevator bell dings] 649 00:42:56,084 --> 00:42:57,626 [Marco] The world keeps changing. 650 00:43:01,251 --> 00:43:02,834 Life keeps changing. 651 00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:11,251 And, yeah, it's scary when out of nowhere, everything changes. 652 00:43:12,418 --> 00:43:13,418 [Chad] Dad. 653 00:43:13,501 --> 00:43:15,959 [Marco] 'Cause it feels like you lost something. 654 00:43:17,709 --> 00:43:20,418 But that just means that you learned something. 655 00:43:24,293 --> 00:43:28,084 I wanna say more, but for now I'll just say it back. 656 00:43:29,084 --> 00:43:31,834 -♪ Ain't nobody ♪ -♪ Nobody... ♪ 657 00:43:31,918 --> 00:43:33,376 [Marco] We're beautiful. 658 00:43:33,459 --> 00:43:35,251 ♪ Makes me happy ♪ 659 00:43:36,126 --> 00:43:38,084 -♪ Makes me feel this way ♪ -♪ Nobody ♪ 660 00:43:38,168 --> 00:43:40,501 -♪ Ain't nobody ♪ -♪ Ain't nobody ♪ 661 00:43:40,584 --> 00:43:46,459 -♪ Loves me better ♪ -♪ Than you ♪ 662 00:43:51,126 --> 00:43:54,168 ♪ I wait for night time to come ♪ 663 00:43:54,251 --> 00:43:56,459 ♪ To bring you to me ♪ 664 00:43:56,543 --> 00:43:58,834 ♪ I can't believe I'm the one ♪ 665 00:43:58,918 --> 00:44:01,168 ♪ I was so lonely ♪ 666 00:44:01,251 --> 00:44:03,334 ♪ I feel like no one could feel ♪ 667 00:44:03,418 --> 00:44:05,418 ♪ I must be dreamin' ♪ 668 00:44:05,501 --> 00:44:07,959 ♪ I want this dream to be real ♪ 669 00:44:08,043 --> 00:44:10,126 ♪ I need this feelin' ♪ 670 00:44:10,209 --> 00:44:12,584 ♪ I make my wish upon a star ♪ 671 00:44:12,668 --> 00:44:16,168 ♪ And hope this night will last forever ♪ 672 00:44:16,918 --> 00:44:19,626 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 673 00:44:19,709 --> 00:44:21,918 -♪ Ain't nobody ♪ -♪ Ain't nobody ♪ 674 00:44:22,001 --> 00:44:24,334 -♪ Loves me better ♪ -♪ Than me ♪ 675 00:44:24,418 --> 00:44:26,459 -♪ Makes me happy ♪ -♪ Makes me feel this way ♪ 676 00:44:26,543 --> 00:44:28,793 ♪ Makes me feel this way ♪ 677 00:44:28,876 --> 00:44:31,251 -♪ Ain't nobody ♪ -♪ Nobody, baby ♪ 678 00:44:31,334 --> 00:44:33,584 -♪ Loves me better ♪ -♪ Nobody makes me feel ♪ 679 00:44:33,668 --> 00:44:35,084 ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ 680 00:44:35,709 --> 00:44:38,001 -♪ Loves me better ♪ -♪ Than you ♪