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‎大家好，我是馬可麥西亞

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‎在麥朵琳的豔光四射為你直播

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‎我只有一個問題

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‎誰想挨刀？

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‎（直播中）

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‎我們要一起來開箱，好嗎？

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‎這是“康得嘉頌”公關品

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‎是法文

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‎但其實不是法國品牌，你知道嗎？

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‎是新款香水，那我就不客氣了

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‎噴吧，婊子

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‎接下來是NYX的年少輕狂霧感唇膏

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‎我來試色一下

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‎警告，很經典喔

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‎接下來是…

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‎我不知道這是什麼

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‎好，這是…

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‎女孩，這是麥朵琳的豔光四射
‎2023年推出的驕傲彩盤

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‎我想這應該是
‎公關品名單上的人退回來的

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‎看看有沒有小卡能讓我確認一下

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‎“親愛的…

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‎薇芙莉

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‎豔光四射祝妳同志驕傲月愉快

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‎愛妳的麥朵琳敬上”

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‎好，看來薇芙莉大小姐很不屑我們

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‎但是…

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‎我們繼續吧

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‎好，接下來是…

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‎（你剛剛對薇芙莉開砲嗎？）

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‎好，有些辛辣的留言

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‎各位

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‎說真的，好嗎？

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‎我愛薇芙莉

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‎她是經典，她是傳奇

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‎她就是當下，別激動嘛

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‎我不過是嗆她把公關品退回來

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‎（薇粉大軍出征）

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‎好，薇粉大軍來了

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‎各位，我不是針對薇芙莉，好嗎？

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‎（為薇芙莉伸張正義）

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‎你們再不冷靜，我就要封鎖人了

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‎（不准你再提起薇芙莉）

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‎（別來巴西）

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‎郵件室開箱正式關閉

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‎豔光四射

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‎工作找得怎麼樣？

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‎很糟

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‎我不會放棄的

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‎我只需要獲得面試機會

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‎解釋我唯一的老闆為什麼開除我
‎不肯幫我寫推薦信

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‎因為我為了出人頭地而洩漏公司機密

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‎也許妳離開美妝界會比較好？

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‎我知道豔光四射
‎對妳來說只是一份工作

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‎但我進這一行，是因為我愛美妝

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‎現在也一樣

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‎好，也許妳需要重開機

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‎念商學院呢？

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‎妳想逼我跟妳吵架嗎？

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‎好吧，還有一個點子

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‎放棄妳的公寓

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‎那我要住哪裡？

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‎我不知道

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‎住這裡？

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‎妳連洗碗機都沒有

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‎妳想破壞浪漫氣氛嗎？

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‎我剛剛問妳要不要…

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‎搬來跟我住

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‎妳知道我沒叫誰搬來跟我住嗎？

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‎馬可會去找地方住

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‎好嗎？他不會賴著不走，我保證

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‎謝謝妳忍受他

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‎還有忍受我，整體來說

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‎他怎麼已經出門了？

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‎現在才八點，他通常還在刷睫毛

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‎他得去道別

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‎（售出）

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‎所以他們真的什麼都拿走了？

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‎搬家就是這樣

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‎現在換其他人住在這裡？

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‎怎麼會這樣？

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‎我沒有地方住，我還睡在沙發上

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‎妳不能就這樣離開

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‎你說得對，別搬了，我要留下來

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‎-真的嗎？
‎-不是，我有工作要做

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‎而你…

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‎你會想出辦法的，你一向如此

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‎如果又難又可怕怎麼辦？

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‎你知道什麼才叫可怕嗎？

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‎25歲時發現自己懷孕了

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‎你知道的一切都會改變
‎你以為重要的東西都會消失

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‎放手很可怕

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‎長大很可怕

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‎你會覺得自己失去了什麼

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‎但那只是代表你學到了東西

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‎那是妳剛剛想出來的嗎？

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‎不是，那出自《芭芭拉少校》
‎你不看書的嗎？

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‎很遺憾我只看留言區

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‎還會看一些書，而且很大本，我發誓

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‎謝謝

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‎媽

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‎妳不能走，我有事要告訴妳

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‎不對，你什麼都不用告訴我

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‎你比我更早知道自己是什麼樣的人

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‎我只需要離開，不阻礙你

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‎（售出）

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‎-你得走了
‎-我知道

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‎妝沒花

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‎很漂亮

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‎我又沒有問

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‎不說我也懂

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‎這品牌不只是一間公司

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‎更是反映當下

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‎業界的每一個人都在談論著妳

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‎身為經典品牌，要放棄舊配方

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‎轉型全有機

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‎參與同志驕傲月
‎並融入進自己的品牌形象？

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‎這是我想加入的另一個原因

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‎妳絕對很有資格

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‎妳怎麼能這麼快重新調製配方？

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‎這是…

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‎出於熱情

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‎一名前員工是幕後推手

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‎那正是我們找新創意主管想要的條件

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‎想像力跟熱情

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‎我們再聯絡

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‎我能問個問題嗎？

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‎這是個夢寐以求的職位

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‎妳為什麼不從內部找人？

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‎因為有人犯了錯，一個很大的錯

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‎我們也想要多一點考量人選

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‎好，天啊，聽起來很棒

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‎我早上八點半前都能去看房子

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‎什麼？

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‎有人剛租了是什麼意思？

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‎還在嗎？

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‎布莉特，不可以

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‎為什麼不可以？

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‎因為…

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‎那是亮粉炸彈，給我…

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‎別擔心

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‎我拆過很多次，我現在拿手得很

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‎妳看吧？

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‎等等

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‎我剛剛是在英雄救美嗎？

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‎為什麼辦公室會收到亮粉炸彈？

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‎因為呢

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‎馬可上星期在公司頻道上
‎對一位知名網紅開砲

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‎惹毛了她的粉絲

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‎我只不過是嗆了幾句
‎才不是什麼開砲

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‎那根本沒什麼

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‎這是他們第一次寄給別人

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‎這群猛獸在測試柵欄的強度

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‎這有點極端

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‎當然會極端了

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‎這可是網路世界，她是他們的女王

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‎要是有人得罪他們
‎他們會盡力捍衛她的名譽

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‎留言區就像中世紀一樣血腥

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‎搞定這件事

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‎我會的

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‎-你得先找到住的地方
‎-我正在努力

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‎快點，班隨時會到

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‎等等，他還在生我的氣？

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‎可是他會看我的限時動態

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‎是帶著恨意在看

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‎如果我是你，我會保持距離

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‎好

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‎我知道我搞砸了，但已經過了一個月

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‎我以為他已經釋懷了

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‎我還能彌補這段關係嗎？

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‎喂？

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‎面試怎麼樣？

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‎麥朵琳喜歡她

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‎但是

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‎她不是維妮莎？

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‎沒錯

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‎你知道她絕不會承認的

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‎她甚至不讓我把東西還給維妮莎

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‎連那件碧昂絲在科切拉音樂節
‎第二週穿的帽T都不行

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‎她說裡面可能有贓物

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‎給她一點時間，她會改變想法的

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‎對了，“內布拉斯加”是什麼？

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‎你該不會是指美國的第37州吧？

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‎不是，我是指重要日曆提醒
‎是維妮莎設的

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‎好，那是我爸人在紐約的暗號

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‎這樣一來我媽
‎也就是你的老闆，不會遇到他

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‎我們有共識

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‎他來紐約前會先通知我們

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‎她會保持低調，直到他離開

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‎-我該說點什麼嗎？
‎-不用

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‎我會處理

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‎妳好，那個…

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‎不是什麼大事，但是…

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‎爸來紐約了

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‎那跟你或我有什麼關係？

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‎要我聯絡他的人
‎確保你們不會偶遇嗎？

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‎自從你父親離開我們後
‎我一直保持著完美的沉默之牆

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‎我絕對不會妥協

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‎我只是想幫忙，我知道妳很生氣

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‎生氣？

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‎拜託，我沒那麼脆弱

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‎那妳想必是很氣那枝鉛筆

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‎請告訴我你有更好的消息

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‎有個新配方在工廠遇到問題

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‎是供應鏈的關係

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‎那去找配方師啊

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‎我找過了

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‎她是德國人，不會說英語
‎不然就是不願意跟我說英語

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‎但我還是聽得懂她一直重複的一個詞

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‎“維妮莎”

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‎天啊

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00:10:18,376 --> 00:10:20,084
‎你是說我們需要她的幫忙？

212
00:10:20,168 --> 00:10:21,084
‎我是說

213
00:10:21,168 --> 00:10:23,001
‎我們可以找她幫忙

214
00:10:23,084 --> 00:10:24,793
‎如果妳不介意我聯絡她的話

215
00:10:28,209 --> 00:10:29,459
‎只要你清楚表明

216
00:10:29,543 --> 00:10:32,918
‎這不是求和或歡迎她回來

217
00:10:34,709 --> 00:10:36,918
‎她利用過我一次，絕不能再發生

218
00:10:37,543 --> 00:10:38,543
‎我會搞定的

219
00:10:39,209 --> 00:10:40,918
‎很高興你留下來解決這件事

220
00:10:42,001 --> 00:10:44,793
‎高掛寶劍離開之前
‎這是我的最後一項任務

221
00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:00,876
‎看來下一位面試者到了

222
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,418
‎我來找麥朵琳艾迪森

223
00:11:10,126 --> 00:11:12,709
‎你早到了半小時

224
00:11:13,751 --> 00:11:15,793
‎你是來面試的吧？

225
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,418
‎我是來問她幾個問題

226
00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:21,001
‎像是她知不知道自己的員工

227
00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:24,584
‎在公司頻道上
‎對獨一無二的薇芙莉無禮？

228
00:11:24,668 --> 00:11:25,543
‎薇粉大軍

229
00:11:25,626 --> 00:11:27,334
‎準備被出征吧

230
00:11:27,418 --> 00:11:29,251
‎不行，滾出去

231
00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:32,709
‎除非你先好好尊重薇芙莉

232
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:34,959
‎我的天啊

233
00:11:36,293 --> 00:11:37,126
‎再見，賤人

234
00:11:43,043 --> 00:11:44,043
‎超怪的

235
00:11:44,126 --> 00:11:45,626
‎我不知道他們是怎麼通過警衛的

236
00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:48,709
‎也不知道他們為什麼不肯放過我
‎但我真的很抱歉

237
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,709
‎艾莉莎說你得解決這件事

238
00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:53,251
‎我會的…

239
00:11:55,876 --> 00:11:57,334
‎很好，在那之前

240
00:11:57,418 --> 00:11:58,834
‎社群手機歸我管

241
00:11:59,459 --> 00:12:01,043
‎什麼？

242
00:12:01,918 --> 00:12:03,543
‎我不要你出現在公司頻道裡

243
00:12:03,626 --> 00:12:06,209
‎不准開箱、不准直播，什麼都不准做

244
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,543
‎直到你讓薇芙莉召回薇粉大軍

245
00:12:08,626 --> 00:12:09,709
‎可是我的影片…

246
00:12:11,418 --> 00:12:14,459
‎我剛超過一萬名追蹤者
‎我不能失去他們

247
00:12:15,084 --> 00:12:16,376
‎那就想辦法解決

248
00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:19,209
‎我會的

249
00:12:19,293 --> 00:12:20,334
‎我會解決這件事

250
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:23,209
‎好，我會贏回薇芙莉粉絲的芳心

251
00:12:23,293 --> 00:12:25,418
‎把社群手機搶回來

252
00:12:28,251 --> 00:12:30,793
‎我以《時尚雜誌》為證

253
00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,918
‎我絕不會再不發文

254
00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:35,084
‎（《時尚雜誌》）

255
00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:41,084
‎我準備好說出真相了

256
00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:43,751
‎我叫馬可麥西亞

257
00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:47,376
‎我是網紅和美妝界專家

258
00:12:48,459 --> 00:12:52,751
‎我被指控關懷他人、表現出色

259
00:12:53,584 --> 00:12:55,543
‎也被說穿白色運動緊身褲很好看

260
00:12:56,293 --> 00:12:58,293
‎但今天的主角不是我

261
00:13:00,168 --> 00:13:03,084
‎今天的主角是被我錯待的女人

262
00:13:03,168 --> 00:13:04,918
‎我現在要對她喊話

263
00:13:06,584 --> 00:13:07,584
‎薇芙莉

264
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:09,793
‎女王

265
00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:14,834
‎我從小看妳的化妝教學影片長大

266
00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:17,626
‎妳教我怎麼修容

267
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,584
‎當我以為我的唇線
‎不能再畫得更外面時

268
00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:24,501
‎是妳透過我的筆電
‎一巴掌打醒我，要我繼續往外畫

269
00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:26,918
‎我乖乖照做

270
00:13:29,293 --> 00:13:30,293
‎我做到了

271
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:38,334
‎所以我居然敢在
‎豔光四射頻道上對妳不敬？

272
00:13:39,668 --> 00:13:41,043
‎我知道妳是異性戀

273
00:13:41,126 --> 00:13:43,959
‎但這感覺就像是恐同

274
00:13:44,043 --> 00:13:45,668
‎我們就直說吧

275
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,751
‎這是恐同

276
00:13:50,168 --> 00:13:51,751
‎我只想說

277
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:54,584
‎我真的非常抱歉

278
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,543
‎我不只想在這裡說

279
00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:01,084
‎我還想對著

280
00:14:01,168 --> 00:14:03,668
‎妳那完美無瑕、美若天仙的妝容說

281
00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:06,084
‎沒錯，女神卡卡級的超殺女王妝容

282
00:14:07,334 --> 00:14:08,834
‎因為這是妳應得的

283
00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:11,334
‎薇粉大軍也是

284
00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:15,251
‎但我知道妳在紐約

285
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:17,168
‎我只是不知道妳在哪裡

286
00:14:17,251 --> 00:14:20,668
‎所以如果妳的團隊想聯繫我

287
00:14:20,751 --> 00:14:22,126
‎歡迎私訊我

288
00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:24,959
‎我的心門也為妳敞開

289
00:14:25,043 --> 00:14:26,293
‎真是可悲

290
00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:28,543
‎你根本沒在哭

291
00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:33,209
‎如果你還在冷落馬可
‎你幹嘛看他的影片？

292
00:14:33,293 --> 00:14:35,834
‎因為我最愛看戲了

293
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,001
‎馬可活該

294
00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:40,334
‎因為馬可是壞人

295
00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:43,001
‎都一個月了

296
00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:45,501
‎你知道馬可很抱歉
‎你還是放不下普鎮的事？

297
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:46,876
‎馬可說我可悲

298
00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:48,834
‎那你要永遠對那件事懷恨在心嗎？

299
00:14:49,668 --> 00:14:50,834
‎不會

300
00:14:50,918 --> 00:14:53,376
‎因為我有一天會死掉

301
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,501
‎我的記憶會消失

302
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:59,501
‎除非奇異點改變了人類文明
‎那我就會在雲裡永遠恨著馬可

303
00:15:00,543 --> 00:15:03,168
‎如果你還是不在乎的話
‎就不會這麼生氣了

304
00:15:03,251 --> 00:15:04,709
‎感情就是這樣的嗎？

305
00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:07,043
‎別逼我站在馬可那邊，因為我會的

306
00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:09,668
‎馬可在妳家沙發睡一個月
‎就讓妳討厭我了？

307
00:15:09,751 --> 00:15:11,501
‎不對

308
00:15:11,584 --> 00:15:12,876
‎是你難伺候

309
00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:15,751
‎為了小事鬧脾氣，讓我討厭你

310
00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:22,334
‎沒錯，馬可是史上最不適合
‎共用東村浴室的人

311
00:15:23,501 --> 00:15:27,001
‎但他人很好、很風趣
‎他也感到很抱歉

312
00:15:27,876 --> 00:15:28,918
‎你知道還有什麼嗎？

313
00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:31,293
‎馬可哪裡都不會去

314
00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:35,709
‎你得學著接受這個事實
‎放下這個狗屁態度

315
00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:47,251
‎如果寇克能原諒
‎殺了他兒子的克林貢人

316
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:52,126
‎我想我至少可以文明一點

317
00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:55,376
‎那就文明一點

318
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,001
‎很好，聽起來你過得不錯

319
00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:04,251
‎對，妳也是

320
00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:07,251
‎當然沒有之前好

321
00:16:09,918 --> 00:16:12,834
‎談正事吧，我們已經禮貌性問候完了

322
00:16:14,168 --> 00:16:15,668
‎那就談正事吧

323
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,668
‎我們跟妳最愛的配方師出了點問題

324
00:16:18,751 --> 00:16:19,876
‎海蒂？

325
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:21,293
‎為什麼？怎麼了？

326
00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:22,668
‎拜仁慕尼黑輸了嗎？

327
00:16:22,751 --> 00:16:25,126
‎我不知道，她不肯跟我們溝通

328
00:16:25,209 --> 00:16:26,959
‎她只會用德語大吼大叫

329
00:16:27,876 --> 00:16:32,209
‎我們需要缺貨的前驅物的類似物
‎我想她只願意跟妳談

330
00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:38,084
‎所以你要我拿起電話
‎找到前驅物的類似物

331
00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:39,043
‎解決這件事？

332
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:42,376
‎維妮莎，我知道這要求讓妳很尷尬

333
00:16:47,668 --> 00:16:50,501
‎抱歉，我只是在算時差
‎她應該起床了

334
00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:54,959
‎海蒂

335
00:17:29,626 --> 00:17:32,293
‎沒聽過女人用德語討論彩妝科學嗎？

336
00:17:34,459 --> 00:17:35,501
‎沒有

337
00:17:35,584 --> 00:17:38,751
‎海蒂有幾個選擇
‎等我拿到後，會寄到你的信箱

338
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:42,293
‎你知道她是
‎發明原始配方的人的女兒吧？

339
00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:44,293
‎他傳承了他的家族事業

340
00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:47,918
‎好，抱歉，妳要直接給我們答案？

341
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,793
‎對，還有別的事嗎？

342
00:17:53,168 --> 00:17:54,334
‎沒有，只是…

343
00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:59,626
‎-我只是以為…
‎-我會要求回報？

344
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:03,376
‎因為我總是留退路？想辦法自保？

345
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,001
‎不擇手段爭取屬於我的東西？

346
00:18:07,918 --> 00:18:11,209
‎我這麼在乎自己
‎是因為沒有人會照顧我

347
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,376
‎我腳下沒有保護網

348
00:18:15,251 --> 00:18:16,418
‎只能靠自己

349
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:17,584
‎兩隻手緊抓著不放

350
00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:20,501
‎努力不要掉下去

351
00:18:22,376 --> 00:18:24,001
‎那麼做沒用，對吧？

352
00:18:24,084 --> 00:18:25,751
‎不如試試新方法吧

353
00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:32,293
‎這頓午餐
‎我至少還能再報100元的公費

354
00:18:34,084 --> 00:18:36,168
‎你覺得我們能
‎點幾杯內格羅尼酒來喝？

355
00:18:36,251 --> 00:18:37,459
‎試試看就知道

356
00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:45,376
‎沒關係，我回座位化就好

357
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:46,668
‎別逃

358
00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:51,834
‎這裡沒有別人

359
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:54,084
‎你在跟我說話嗎？

360
00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,459
‎誰說我們不能文明一點？

361
00:18:58,418 --> 00:19:01,043
‎我不知道，因為你不肯跟我說話

362
00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:06,001
‎你補妝吧，我要尿尿

363
00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:08,543
‎謝謝

364
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,376
‎這週比最後一季的
‎《歡樂合唱團》還要糟

365
00:19:14,251 --> 00:19:18,209
‎我稍微嗆了一位知名網紅
‎現在她的粉絲開始出征我

366
00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:21,209
‎真的嗎？我都不知道
‎這是我第一次聽到

367
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:24,793
‎是真的，社群手機被沒收
‎不能上公司的頻道

368
00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:28,543
‎我得找到她，請她阻止她的粉絲

369
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,626
‎但我不知道她住在哪裡
‎我只知道她在紐約

370
00:19:34,543 --> 00:19:36,709
‎你問過大飯店了嗎？

371
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,501
‎問過了，但是…

372
00:19:38,584 --> 00:19:40,043
‎她是用假名

373
00:19:40,126 --> 00:19:41,793
‎很經典的一招

374
00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:45,126
‎那看她的社群媒體

375
00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:48,168
‎她不可能會提到她住哪

376
00:19:49,168 --> 00:19:51,209
‎她可能會不經意透露地點

377
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:52,793
‎她叫薇芙莉

378
00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:57,959
‎薇芙莉？好，我看看

379
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,084
‎你看這篇貼文

380
00:20:05,168 --> 00:20:07,334
‎從她的窗戶可以看到克萊斯勒大樓

381
00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:10,501
‎用谷歌地圖找十分鐘
‎我就能告訴你她住在幾樓

382
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,501
‎你願意這麼做嗎？

383
00:20:12,584 --> 00:20:13,584
‎為了我？

384
00:20:13,668 --> 00:20:14,918
‎我會為任何人這麼做

385
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,001
‎但沒錯

386
00:20:21,418 --> 00:20:22,501
‎我會為你這麼做

387
00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:30,918
‎就那樣？她就直接給你答案？

388
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,501
‎沒有長篇大論
‎沒有要求，什麼都沒有

389
00:20:34,126 --> 00:20:36,834
‎對了，妳知道她會說德語嗎？

390
00:20:38,376 --> 00:20:40,376
‎她可能只是在炫耀

391
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:43,126
‎但那無法彌補她做過的事

392
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,293
‎她差點毀了這間公司

393
00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:48,918
‎但她也算是救了公司

394
00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:51,709
‎我沒告她算她走運

395
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:52,876
‎妳說得對

396
00:20:52,959 --> 00:20:55,293
‎她走投無路、犯了錯

397
00:20:55,376 --> 00:20:56,751
‎她很後悔

398
00:20:56,834 --> 00:21:01,376
‎她很幸運，唯一要付出的代價
‎就是失去她想要的一切

399
00:21:05,293 --> 00:21:07,168
‎你還留著那個真怪

400
00:21:07,251 --> 00:21:08,876
‎爸的球衣？

401
00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:11,834
‎那是收藏品，只會不斷增值

402
00:21:11,918 --> 00:21:15,459
‎我再帶泡泡紙回來包
‎那是博物館級玻璃，小心為妙

403
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:21,959
‎不管我說什麼或做什麼
‎都無法讓你留下來嗎？

404
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,876
‎我從商學院畢業後，來到這裡

405
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,209
‎對彩妝一竅不通

406
00:21:36,293 --> 00:21:37,293
‎（麥朵琳的豔光四射）

407
00:21:37,376 --> 00:21:38,834
‎但現在

408
00:21:38,918 --> 00:21:40,959
‎我懂得一瓶好的定妝噴霧的價值

409
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:45,168
‎我知道粉餅和粉底液的差別

410
00:21:45,251 --> 00:21:47,043
‎知道眼線筆的重要性

411
00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:51,168
‎我知道高品質原料的重要性

412
00:21:51,251 --> 00:21:53,376
‎為的是做出高品質的產品

413
00:21:54,876 --> 00:21:56,001
‎這個地方…

414
00:21:58,501 --> 00:22:00,168
‎這裡有好原料

415
00:22:01,918 --> 00:22:04,584
‎一開始可能無法完美融合

416
00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:07,751
‎但只要一點耐心、一點痛苦

417
00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:12,668
‎就能融合成美麗的產品

418
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,626
‎我說得夠多了，開喝吧

419
00:22:25,501 --> 00:22:27,251
‎好兄弟

420
00:22:27,334 --> 00:22:28,709
‎我們什麼時候再去普鎮？

421
00:22:28,793 --> 00:22:30,834
‎夏天結束了，不代表派對也要結束

422
00:22:30,918 --> 00:22:33,793
‎該看的我都在那看過了

423
00:22:33,876 --> 00:22:36,334
‎包括你戴了
‎菲姬在《華麗年代》裡的假髮

424
00:22:37,543 --> 00:22:38,376
‎對啊

425
00:22:38,459 --> 00:22:42,709
‎我知道那很不堪回首，但也沒那麼糟

426
00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:43,793
‎你懂嗎？

427
00:22:51,751 --> 00:22:54,084
‎我離開不代表你贏了

428
00:22:54,668 --> 00:22:57,209
‎最優秀的參賽者
‎永遠不會進入部落議會

429
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,626
‎所以我能活下去

430
00:23:01,834 --> 00:23:04,459
‎我母親很黏人，她很神經質

431
00:23:05,334 --> 00:23:06,668
‎她就交給你了

432
00:23:07,334 --> 00:23:08,584
‎部落已經決定了

433
00:23:19,334 --> 00:23:20,584
‎妳錯過我的演講

434
00:23:21,918 --> 00:23:23,709
‎我還在希望你不是真的要走

435
00:23:24,543 --> 00:23:29,001
‎我照承諾沒聯絡爸爸
‎但我聯絡了他身邊的人

436
00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:31,084
‎他只會待一個週末

437
00:23:31,168 --> 00:23:33,543
‎只要妳保持低調，應該就不會有事

438
00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:37,168
‎嚴格來說，我的沉默之牆沒有被打破

439
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:40,459
‎但還是謝謝你

440
00:23:43,459 --> 00:23:45,418
‎我的天啊，妳要哭了嗎？

441
00:23:47,709 --> 00:23:50,334
‎我看前十分鐘的《天外奇蹟》不會哭

442
00:23:50,418 --> 00:23:51,834
‎那我怎麼樣都不會哭

443
00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:02,793
‎好，那我繼續去倒香檳

444
00:24:10,709 --> 00:24:14,709
‎你聽過柴絲馬利狄恩博士嗎？

445
00:24:15,418 --> 00:24:17,543
‎沒聽過，她是第16季的
‎變裝皇后之一嗎？

446
00:24:18,918 --> 00:24:22,293
‎馬利狄恩博士目前住在極樂飯店

447
00:24:23,209 --> 00:24:25,751
‎但你可能比較熟悉薇芙莉這個名字

448
00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:26,709
‎你找到她了？

449
00:24:26,793 --> 00:24:28,584
‎你還是得去找到她本人

450
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:30,126
‎你甚至不知道她住幾號房

451
00:24:31,043 --> 00:24:33,376
‎我有你前所未見的詐騙手段

452
00:24:34,418 --> 00:24:36,668
‎不過我可能需要一點幫助

453
00:24:40,293 --> 00:24:41,376
‎多少幫助？

454
00:24:46,168 --> 00:24:49,209
‎我知道查德要辭職
‎但他不會離開紐約

455
00:24:49,293 --> 00:24:50,376
‎他還在這裡

456
00:24:50,918 --> 00:24:52,418
‎我知道他必須往前看

457
00:24:52,501 --> 00:24:54,543
‎我知道事情必須改變

458
00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:57,418
‎但不代表我不討厭改變

459
00:24:57,501 --> 00:24:58,918
‎妳需要喝一杯

460
00:24:59,001 --> 00:24:59,834
‎現在才六點半

461
00:24:59,918 --> 00:25:02,084
‎我是說妳需要出門喝一杯

462
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,751
‎吸引一些人的注意

463
00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:06,668
‎我確實喜歡吸引目光

464
00:25:06,751 --> 00:25:07,751
‎但今晚不行

465
00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:09,501
‎查德的爸爸在紐約

466
00:25:09,584 --> 00:25:13,501
‎我得遠離他的地盤
‎不然很可能會撞見他

467
00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:15,459
‎他的地盤是哪裡？

468
00:25:15,543 --> 00:25:17,751
‎整個曼哈頓

469
00:25:17,834 --> 00:25:21,459
‎所以妳只能就地避難嗎？

470
00:25:21,543 --> 00:25:24,876
‎他是有超級盃冠軍戒指的自戀狂
‎不是超強龍捲風警報

471
00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:27,126
‎沒錯，但他是個災難

472
00:25:28,168 --> 00:25:30,459
‎老實說，他在的時候

473
00:25:30,543 --> 00:25:31,709
‎我也是

474
00:25:32,751 --> 00:25:35,584
‎如果妳得等這傢伙離開
‎我不會讓妳一個人等

475
00:25:36,293 --> 00:25:38,084
‎我們要去妳家喝一杯

476
00:25:38,918 --> 00:25:40,126
‎一起喝

477
00:25:50,876 --> 00:25:52,001
‎919號房

478
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:53,543
‎他們相信了？

479
00:25:53,626 --> 00:25:56,126
‎我在帕克家這麼試過一次
‎他們幾乎不相信我

480
00:25:56,751 --> 00:25:58,959
‎大概是我假扮美食外送員
‎比你更有說服力

481
00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,126
‎-祝你好運
‎-等等，什麼？

482
00:26:03,209 --> 00:26:05,626
‎不對，我需要你幫我拍片

483
00:26:05,709 --> 00:26:07,334
‎那才是這整個計畫的重點

484
00:26:07,418 --> 00:26:10,668
‎那樣他們就能看到薇芙莉原諒我
‎然後才肯放過我

485
00:26:14,293 --> 00:26:15,793
‎我為什麼還嘗試要拒絕？

486
00:26:15,876 --> 00:26:17,626
‎你總是有辦法讓我點頭答應

487
00:26:20,001 --> 00:26:21,001
‎好，走吧

488
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:28,418
‎快逃，是他們…

489
00:26:29,126 --> 00:26:30,418
‎薇粉大軍

490
00:26:30,501 --> 00:26:32,334
‎看來他們也會用貼文來找她的位置

491
00:26:32,418 --> 00:26:33,584
‎該死，他們真厲害

492
00:26:33,668 --> 00:26:34,959
‎我們不能就這樣放棄

493
00:26:35,043 --> 00:26:36,709
‎這關係到我的網路能見度

494
00:26:39,376 --> 00:26:41,751
‎走樓梯，我引開他們

495
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:42,959
‎你到二樓

496
00:26:43,043 --> 00:26:45,168
‎我們在那裡會合，再一起上樓

497
00:26:45,876 --> 00:26:47,709
‎你怎麼這麼快就想到這招？

498
00:26:48,501 --> 00:26:52,459
‎如果我能通過深水城的
‎半獸人大王和他的透視之戒

499
00:26:52,543 --> 00:26:54,751
‎我想我也能通過一群粉絲

500
00:26:55,751 --> 00:26:59,126
‎你知道的，他們就是萬事通

501
00:26:59,209 --> 00:27:00,626
‎我跟他們是同一類的人

502
00:27:02,126 --> 00:27:03,751
‎-等我的信號
‎-好

503
00:27:12,959 --> 00:27:16,668
‎不好意思
‎請問這附近哪裡可以做美甲？

504
00:27:16,751 --> 00:27:18,834
‎要看狀況耶
‎要做基本美甲還是凝膠美甲？

505
00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:21,334
‎我不知道

506
00:27:22,293 --> 00:27:24,126
‎-差在哪？
‎-我不知道耶

507
00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,209
‎完全不一樣

508
00:27:27,709 --> 00:27:28,834
‎真怪

509
00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:38,793
‎我懷疑像妳這樣的人…

510
00:27:38,876 --> 00:27:40,668
‎那是馬可嗎？

511
00:27:45,251 --> 00:27:46,584
‎我的天啊，薇芙莉

512
00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:51,459
‎-快跑
‎-你剛剛…

513
00:28:05,334 --> 00:28:06,334
‎讓開

514
00:28:13,834 --> 00:28:14,834
‎我的天啊

515
00:28:16,418 --> 00:28:18,584
‎看來你沒機會見到薇芙莉了

516
00:28:18,668 --> 00:28:19,668
‎沒關係

517
00:28:21,168 --> 00:28:22,793
‎一年後就會恢復正常

518
00:28:22,876 --> 00:28:24,334
‎或是三年後

519
00:28:25,251 --> 00:28:27,834
‎只不過我得放棄社群手機

520
00:28:27,918 --> 00:28:29,376
‎不上公司的頻道

521
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,459
‎少上網

522
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,126
‎多看電影和看書

523
00:28:34,334 --> 00:28:35,668
‎放下手機

524
00:28:36,334 --> 00:28:37,709
‎面對現實世界

525
00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:39,293
‎你在發抖

526
00:28:39,959 --> 00:28:41,626
‎因為我很害怕

527
00:28:43,751 --> 00:28:45,668
‎好，乾脆我們去喝一杯

528
00:28:45,751 --> 00:28:46,959
‎放鬆一下

529
00:28:47,043 --> 00:28:48,793
‎取笑同事吧？

530
00:28:49,501 --> 00:28:51,168
‎你看到艾莉莎的瀏海了吧？

531
00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:52,876
‎醜死了

532
00:28:55,543 --> 00:28:57,126
‎你不會想跟我喝一杯的

533
00:28:57,209 --> 00:28:58,126
‎為什麼？

534
00:28:59,418 --> 00:29:00,959
‎因為…

535
00:29:01,043 --> 00:29:03,959
‎你說我很可悲，利用我引人注意

536
00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:06,876
‎還把我當成全世界最爛男人的備胎？

537
00:29:07,918 --> 00:29:09,709
‎你忘了我還騙了你

538
00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:13,751
‎我有道歉嗎？

539
00:29:16,918 --> 00:29:18,168
‎我想你剛道歉了

540
00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:21,418
‎你不生我的氣？

541
00:29:25,584 --> 00:29:26,793
‎我試著生你的氣

542
00:29:27,876 --> 00:29:30,626
‎我氣了一陣子

543
00:29:34,918 --> 00:29:37,751
‎但人生中有些人
‎你就是無法一直生他們的氣

544
00:29:37,834 --> 00:29:40,168
‎就像艾倫龐貝歐
‎在《實習醫生》裡說的

545
00:29:40,251 --> 00:29:41,584
‎“你戒不掉我”

546
00:29:42,543 --> 00:29:46,168
‎或者其實世界不是繞著你轉

547
00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:50,293
‎查證後發現
‎剛剛那句話是個天大的謊言

548
00:29:55,501 --> 00:29:57,918
‎好姊妹，好久不見

549
00:29:58,001 --> 00:29:59,834
‎我也很想你，小可愛少尉

550
00:29:59,918 --> 00:30:02,459
‎可以幫我取個新綽號嗎？

551
00:30:02,543 --> 00:30:06,459
‎不要，你們挑對日子來了
‎我的人生正在分崩離析

552
00:30:06,543 --> 00:30:08,834
‎-什麼事讓你這麼沮喪？
‎-室友問題

553
00:30:08,918 --> 00:30:12,543
‎我的前朋友厄尼斯托訂了郵輪
‎租約上沒有他的名字

554
00:30:12,626 --> 00:30:15,543
‎你知道有誰要在布許維克找地方住
‎而且昨天就能搬進來嗎？

555
00:30:16,334 --> 00:30:17,626
‎知道，我

556
00:30:18,834 --> 00:30:20,376
‎你要找地方住？

557
00:30:21,334 --> 00:30:22,168
‎我不知道

558
00:30:22,834 --> 00:30:24,209
‎-你能付現嗎？
‎-可以

559
00:30:24,293 --> 00:30:25,543
‎-標準很低嗎？
‎-非常低

560
00:30:25,626 --> 00:30:27,668
‎你看到有人闖空門，於是你報警

561
00:30:27,751 --> 00:30:30,793
‎結果是我，我弄丟鑰匙
‎而且我嗑了藥，你會怎麼跟警察說？

562
00:30:31,918 --> 00:30:33,043
‎陷阱題

563
00:30:33,668 --> 00:30:34,751
‎我不會報警

564
00:30:37,834 --> 00:30:39,584
‎有女兒就是這種感覺嗎？

565
00:30:40,459 --> 00:30:43,501
‎拿去吧，別一次用光光

566
00:30:44,626 --> 00:30:45,959
‎-謝謝
‎-謝謝

567
00:30:55,459 --> 00:30:57,876
‎其實我得走了

568
00:30:58,793 --> 00:31:00,251
‎前男友來了

569
00:31:00,334 --> 00:31:01,918
‎Uber男？我可以把他趕出去

570
00:31:02,584 --> 00:31:03,501
‎要我給他難堪嗎？

571
00:31:04,668 --> 00:31:06,043
‎我只想離開

572
00:31:06,126 --> 00:31:08,001
‎不行，你比他好多了

573
00:31:08,293 --> 00:31:10,251
‎一軍不會因為二軍出現就逃跑

574
00:31:11,501 --> 00:31:13,043
‎他真的傷你傷得很重吧？

575
00:31:14,334 --> 00:31:15,334
‎他曾試著傷害我

576
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:18,418
‎我也任由他這樣對我

577
00:31:19,543 --> 00:31:21,626
‎我以為感情就是那樣

578
00:31:22,168 --> 00:31:23,918
‎我以為那就是我的價值

579
00:31:24,668 --> 00:31:27,959
‎覺得沒有人會像他那樣喜歡我

580
00:31:28,751 --> 00:31:30,584
‎這很可悲，我知道

581
00:31:34,043 --> 00:31:35,043
‎我們去打招呼

582
00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:37,709
‎黛博拉考克斯在嗎？套句她的單曲

583
00:31:37,793 --> 00:31:38,918
‎“絕對不要”

584
00:31:39,001 --> 00:31:42,251
‎聽我這個非二元性別家長的話
‎“面對大魔王吧”

585
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,501
‎等一下，我知道你需要什麼

586
00:31:44,584 --> 00:31:47,793
‎摸我的小男人求點好運
‎一切都會沒事的

587
00:31:55,459 --> 00:31:57,251
‎這裡不像你會來的地方

588
00:31:57,876 --> 00:31:58,709
‎有那麼明顯嗎？

589
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:01,959
‎就那樣嗎？

590
00:32:02,043 --> 00:32:03,793
‎抱歉，我認識你嗎？

591
00:32:05,709 --> 00:32:08,293
‎好吧，我們試過了，走吧

592
00:32:08,376 --> 00:32:10,626
‎等等，感覺不太對勁

593
00:32:10,709 --> 00:32:11,876
‎帕克

594
00:32:13,043 --> 00:32:14,959
‎你好，抱歉，我遲到了

595
00:32:17,959 --> 00:32:19,418
‎天啊

596
00:32:19,501 --> 00:32:21,126
‎看看是誰出現了

597
00:32:22,043 --> 00:32:24,334
‎彼德，這是馬可，這是班

598
00:32:25,001 --> 00:32:27,376
‎這是彼德，我的男朋友

599
00:32:28,376 --> 00:32:30,668
‎我那樣叫你時，你很不爽

600
00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:33,459
‎我說想來布許維克時，你也很不爽

601
00:32:33,543 --> 00:32:34,584
‎但你看看這裡

602
00:32:34,668 --> 00:32:35,751
‎很棒吧？

603
00:32:36,459 --> 00:32:40,209
‎有人說過你們長得很像嗎？

604
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:42,959
‎-我不覺得
‎-我不覺得

605
00:32:43,043 --> 00:32:44,459
‎看看他的鼻子

606
00:32:44,543 --> 00:32:46,084
‎看看那個下巴

607
00:32:46,168 --> 00:32:47,501
‎一眼就認得出來吧

608
00:32:48,293 --> 00:32:49,418
‎對

609
00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:50,709
‎洗手間在哪？

610
00:32:51,918 --> 00:32:53,043
‎那邊

611
00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:58,251
‎我們喝第一輪怎麼樣？

612
00:32:58,334 --> 00:32:59,459
‎可以敘敘舊

613
00:33:10,751 --> 00:33:12,001
‎你移情別戀得真快

614
00:33:12,084 --> 00:33:13,751
‎我們只是朋友

615
00:33:13,834 --> 00:33:15,251
‎那彼德呢？

616
00:33:15,334 --> 00:33:16,543
‎我本來沒在積極找對象

617
00:33:16,626 --> 00:33:17,459
‎是他找上我的

618
00:33:18,751 --> 00:33:19,834
‎這故事很耳熟吧？

619
00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:22,251
‎恭喜你

620
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,376
‎你終於有個
‎可以上演《天生一對》的男友了

621
00:33:27,168 --> 00:33:28,501
‎天啊

622
00:33:28,584 --> 00:33:30,543
‎難怪馬可會愛上他

623
00:33:30,626 --> 00:33:33,459
‎每晚像是馬特峰一樣被他征服

624
00:33:34,293 --> 00:33:35,293
‎馬可是1號

625
00:33:36,084 --> 00:33:37,543
‎什麼1號？1號模特兒嗎？

626
00:33:38,293 --> 00:33:39,751
‎就是攻啊，你懂的

627
00:33:40,543 --> 00:33:41,751
‎也有點喜歡支配人

628
00:33:42,584 --> 00:33:46,626
‎我跟馬可上床時，試過交換攻受位置

629
00:33:47,418 --> 00:33:49,084
‎但他連事前準備都不會

630
00:33:50,334 --> 00:33:52,584
‎我讓一個1號同性戀小鬼
‎搬進我的基督徒之家？

631
00:33:54,209 --> 00:33:55,584
‎我欠你一個道歉

632
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:05,418
‎迪斯莫

633
00:34:06,001 --> 00:34:07,376
‎你接受點歌嗎？

634
00:34:07,459 --> 00:34:08,501
‎不接受

635
00:34:09,334 --> 00:34:10,334
‎但我現在接受

636
00:34:14,418 --> 00:34:17,793
‎如果你沒事的話，他今晚不會來我家

637
00:34:19,584 --> 00:34:20,584
‎我不能去

638
00:34:22,918 --> 00:34:24,001
‎你知道你想我

639
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,501
‎跳完這首歌，我就溜出去

640
00:35:24,251 --> 00:35:28,584
‎喝完那瓶酒之後
‎我需要請拉杰載我回家

641
00:35:29,959 --> 00:35:30,959
‎但很值得

642
00:35:31,459 --> 00:35:35,251
‎保護妳不至於會遇到

643
00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:37,418
‎20多年沒見的人

644
00:35:38,709 --> 00:35:42,084
‎有人傷害你時，你必須堅守陣線

645
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:44,834
‎否則會顯得很軟弱

646
00:35:47,376 --> 00:35:49,501
‎妳傷害我後，我就不追究了

647
00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:50,626
‎這樣算軟弱嗎？

648
00:35:51,668 --> 00:35:52,668
‎不算

649
00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:54,543
‎那樣才是真正的你

650
00:36:00,543 --> 00:36:01,584
‎好

651
00:36:07,834 --> 00:36:10,668
‎我知道我們還沒談過這件事
‎但我有話要說

652
00:36:11,376 --> 00:36:12,793
‎攝影師錯了

653
00:36:15,168 --> 00:36:16,209
‎我沒有愛上妳

654
00:36:17,959 --> 00:36:19,251
‎我只是喜歡妳

655
00:36:26,876 --> 00:36:28,376
‎我也喜歡你

656
00:36:29,251 --> 00:36:33,334
‎我們感情好，不代表我們越界了

657
00:36:34,001 --> 00:36:35,834
‎-沒錯
‎-什麼都不用改變

658
00:36:35,918 --> 00:36:37,459
‎-沒錯
‎-照妳的劇本走

659
00:36:46,918 --> 00:36:47,918
‎我…

660
00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:51,626
‎-我得打幾通電話
‎-好

661
00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:52,709
‎工作的事

662
00:36:54,084 --> 00:36:55,084
‎我們在徵人

663
00:36:57,876 --> 00:36:59,126
‎我就不打擾妳了

664
00:37:03,168 --> 00:37:04,834
‎-我會幫妳鎖門
‎-好

665
00:37:08,834 --> 00:37:09,751
‎麥朵琳

666
00:37:09,834 --> 00:37:11,084
‎什麼事？

667
00:37:15,626 --> 00:37:16,668
‎我忘了

668
00:37:16,751 --> 00:37:19,418
‎等你想起來後，你知道要去哪裡找我

669
00:37:25,793 --> 00:37:27,001
‎晚安

670
00:37:30,793 --> 00:37:33,293
‎妳花了一天搬東西？

671
00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:35,668
‎妳好，我是維妮莎

672
00:37:35,751 --> 00:37:36,751
‎我們見過，對吧？

673
00:37:36,834 --> 00:37:39,209
‎我想撇開工作之後
‎生活就是妳的工作

674
00:37:41,043 --> 00:37:44,751
‎我還有一箱東西在辦公室

675
00:37:46,459 --> 00:37:48,334
‎他們讓我明天去拿

676
00:37:48,418 --> 00:37:49,543
‎我可以幫妳拿

677
00:37:49,626 --> 00:37:52,001
‎不用，也許我需要道別

678
00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:56,168
‎馬可傳了訊息給我

679
00:37:58,751 --> 00:37:59,793
‎他很晚才會回家

680
00:38:03,168 --> 00:38:04,168
‎那…

681
00:38:05,126 --> 00:38:08,209
‎我們要做什麼呢？

682
00:38:10,126 --> 00:38:11,293
‎做吵一點的事

683
00:38:21,084 --> 00:38:25,626
‎歡迎來到嚴格來說
‎還被規劃為油漆工廠的地方

684
00:38:27,959 --> 00:38:30,001
‎如果有人問起，就說你在這裡工作

685
00:38:30,084 --> 00:38:34,543
‎你的新家包括半個廚房
‎脾氣暴躁的鄰居

686
00:38:34,626 --> 00:38:38,876
‎還有通常被誇大介紹為半私密的浴室

687
00:38:38,959 --> 00:38:41,709
‎這比我媽看的那個國家公園節目還糟

688
00:38:42,626 --> 00:38:45,834
‎我的工作是跟醉鬼混在一起
‎你以為我負擔得起什麼好公寓嗎？

689
00:38:46,834 --> 00:38:47,876
‎至少要有牆壁吧？

690
00:38:50,626 --> 00:38:51,834
‎歡迎來到現實世界

691
00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:55,168
‎等等，門上又沒有鎖

692
00:38:55,251 --> 00:38:56,584
‎那只是個形式

693
00:38:58,376 --> 00:38:59,209
‎該睡覺了

694
00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:02,876
‎現在是早上八點

695
00:39:02,959 --> 00:39:04,584
‎我知道，我想要多一點睡眠

696
00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:07,668
‎出去時把門關上

697
00:39:20,043 --> 00:39:21,001
‎羅利

698
00:39:21,084 --> 00:39:22,084
‎別緊張

699
00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,168
‎你不配拿到這個

700
00:39:25,543 --> 00:39:26,668
‎所以給我努力點

701
00:39:32,959 --> 00:39:34,501
‎“原諒自己，馬可

702
00:39:34,584 --> 00:39:36,251
‎對自己好一點

703
00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:37,834
‎因為我會盯著你

704
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:39,626
‎愛你”

705
00:39:44,668 --> 00:39:45,668
‎薇芙莉

706
00:40:03,376 --> 00:40:04,209
‎大驚喜

707
00:40:07,209 --> 00:40:09,709
‎看來人資幫我安排了友善的臉孔

708
00:40:11,168 --> 00:40:12,376
‎可以那麼說

709
00:40:18,751 --> 00:40:19,751
‎等等，她…

710
00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:23,584
‎別擔心，今天誰也不會遇到誰

711
00:40:33,084 --> 00:40:35,334
‎為什麼我的東西都在你辦公室裡？

712
00:40:35,418 --> 00:40:37,918
‎因為這已經不是我的辦公室了

713
00:40:40,376 --> 00:40:41,501
‎是妳的

714
00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:47,459
‎對了，妳11點要跟產品開發部開會

715
00:40:49,418 --> 00:40:52,626
‎我要妳熟悉一下有機系列上市的計畫

716
00:40:52,709 --> 00:40:54,418
‎還有幫我們搞定

717
00:40:54,501 --> 00:40:57,834
‎妳推薦的退貨物流系統

718
00:40:58,834 --> 00:40:59,959
‎我來這裡做什麼？

719
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,751
‎希望妳是來工作的

720
00:41:02,834 --> 00:41:04,418
‎沒人告訴妳嗎？

721
00:41:04,501 --> 00:41:07,334
‎妳是我們的創意主管，恭喜妳

722
00:41:08,543 --> 00:41:10,043
‎現在妳可以開始工作了

723
00:41:13,334 --> 00:41:14,168
‎真的嗎？

724
00:41:14,751 --> 00:41:15,626
‎真的嗎？

725
00:41:17,209 --> 00:41:18,126
‎天啊

726
00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:19,751
‎天啊

727
00:41:19,834 --> 00:41:21,209
‎謝謝

728
00:41:21,293 --> 00:41:22,626
‎恭喜

729
00:41:22,709 --> 00:41:24,501
‎好棒…

730
00:41:24,584 --> 00:41:26,293
‎天啊，我好為妳高興

731
00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:27,293
‎-謝謝
‎-好棒

732
00:41:27,376 --> 00:41:28,918
‎（維妮莎凱拉赫，創意主管）

733
00:41:29,001 --> 00:41:29,834
‎對

734
00:41:30,918 --> 00:41:31,751
‎妳

735
00:41:33,168 --> 00:41:34,251
‎謝謝

736
00:41:39,043 --> 00:41:40,001
‎你好

737
00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:44,334
‎我看到你們兩個又共處一室了

738
00:41:46,959 --> 00:41:48,584
‎這是不是代表…

739
00:41:48,668 --> 00:41:50,084
‎才不是

740
00:41:50,168 --> 00:41:51,001
‎絕對不可能嗎？

741
00:41:52,126 --> 00:41:53,459
‎我要遲到了，我…

742
00:41:53,543 --> 00:41:55,126
‎那不是答案

743
00:41:56,584 --> 00:41:59,918
‎先讓我搞清楚一些事好嗎？

744
00:42:00,834 --> 00:42:03,543
‎你需要想清楚的事比你想像中還多

745
00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:20,751
‎大家好，是我，馬可

746
00:42:20,834 --> 00:42:23,501
‎我不知道你們原諒我了沒有

747
00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,668
‎馬可，你有我的充電器嗎？

748
00:42:27,376 --> 00:42:28,584
‎但沒關係

749
00:42:29,168 --> 00:42:30,709
‎因為我原諒自己了

750
00:42:32,959 --> 00:42:34,334
‎（卡倫羅德健康中心）

751
00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:37,126
‎我終於準備好認識自己了

752
00:42:37,209 --> 00:42:38,626
‎（卡倫羅德健康中心）

753
00:42:39,626 --> 00:42:42,751
‎（雷普利托雷斯醫生，跨性別專家）

754
00:42:43,501 --> 00:42:44,501
‎做得好

755
00:42:45,084 --> 00:42:46,209
‎（售出）

756
00:42:46,293 --> 00:42:49,459
‎你是一個母親所能擁有的最好的女兒

757
00:42:56,084 --> 00:42:57,626
‎世界一直在改變

758
00:42:57,709 --> 00:42:58,959
‎（海斯）

759
00:43:01,251 --> 00:43:02,834
‎生活一直在改變

760
00:43:04,043 --> 00:43:05,043
‎（麥朵琳的豔光四射）

761
00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:09,168
‎對，突然間，一切都改變的時候

762
00:43:09,251 --> 00:43:11,043
‎真的很可怕

763
00:43:12,418 --> 00:43:13,418
‎爸

764
00:43:13,501 --> 00:43:15,959
‎因為那感覺像是你失去了什麼

765
00:43:17,709 --> 00:43:20,418
‎但那只是代表你學到了東西

766
00:43:24,293 --> 00:43:25,668
‎我有很多話想說

767
00:43:25,751 --> 00:43:28,084
‎但現在我只想說一次

768
00:43:31,918 --> 00:43:33,376
‎我們很美麗

769
00:44:40,584 --> 00:44:42,584
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