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{\an8}(1735年,英格蘭)

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{\an8}- 親愛的,要來一點嗎?
- 我正等你問呢

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{\an8}(就寢時間前)

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索特利,別這樣

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親愛的,妳要大鑽石嗎?

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駕,快跑,快啊,駕...

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到底是怎麼回事?

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大人,有攔路強盜,你要被搶劫了

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- 我們該怎麼辦?
- 你的決鬥手槍

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對,當然了

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車夫,這給你,祝你好運

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你應該會發現我的槍更大支

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天啊

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- 我們得趕快逃命
- 我穿這件禮服應該跑不了

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- 你對我妻子做了什麼?
- 我在這裡

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你到底是誰?

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親愛的,他是迪克特平

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怎麼不早說呢?太棒了

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人人都想被迪克特平搶劫

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他是史上最出名、最瀟灑的攔路強盜

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拿去吧,我的錢都給你

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還有我的褲子,我妻子也送你吧

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我要走了,再見

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真是個怪人

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夫人,很榮幸把你們洗劫一空

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認真吻我一下吧

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我也想,只是我發現沒人在駕駛馬車

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輕輕吻一下不會怎樣

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喂,特平

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醒醒吧,你好像又在做夢了

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他是迪克特平

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人人都想被迪克特平搶劫

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你又在說夢話了

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說到一半還試圖吻我,你這怪胎

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是嗎?你感覺如何?

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收拾你的東西,我們要走了

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太好了,去吃午餐嗎?

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不,你要受絞刑了

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這樣啊,然後再吃午餐?

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真是個蠢貨

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(通緝令,艾塞克斯幫)

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{\an8}《迪克特平的冒險歪傳》

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先生,需要專業送葬人送你一程嗎?

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- 有什麼好人選?
- 有特別優惠

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兩位悲傷老太婆和一位不開心的男孩
收你半克朗?

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他看起來不太悲傷

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好吧

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那我們的真寡婦系列呢?

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- 這才對嘛
- 她們都是最近喪夫

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真眼淚是標準配備

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看看瑪格麗特,先生,你看她

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經典的天生苦瓜臉

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- 節哀順變
- 謝謝

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我喜歡瑪格麗特,我要瑪格麗特
就這麼說定了

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我們受刑台見

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英年早逝啊

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瑪格麗特,等到了現場再哭吧

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妳把氣氛搞得有點哀傷

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(刑前酒)

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現在可以休息一下,吃個點心

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怎麼回事?

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我們在被絞死之前,可以喝一杯

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走吧,我請客

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沒有在半小時內回到馬車上的人

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就會被丟在這裡,知道嗎?

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大家好,我叫病貓馬丁,我射殺了一隻雞

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你好,病貓馬丁

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大家好,我叫魚姊莉西

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我威脅要放火燒掉一捆乾草

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妳好,魚姊莉西

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哇,這年頭的絞刑罪名真是千奇百怪

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大家好,我叫刀鋒比爾

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我殺了自己家族中的26個人

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你好,刀鋒比爾

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那你呢?

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他叫做迪克特平,是一名攔路強盜

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- 妳是哪位?
- 我叫伊萊莎賓恩,是一名作家

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讓個位子,我專門寫真實犯罪故事

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- 真的嗎?
- 沒錯

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我以前會寫優美的戲劇、詩詞

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但沒人欣賞

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結果寫駭人聽聞的謀殺案就大受歡迎

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伊萊莎,妳認為這是為什麼?

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不知道,人們就是對罪犯很著迷

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我的讀者應該很想聽你的故事

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我沒什麼故事可說

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我不是故意瞄準那隻雞

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不...我不是說你,病貓馬丁

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而是你,迪克特平

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迪克特平,我聽過你的名號

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你射殺了湯姆金恩,直接轟了他的臉

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幹得好

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妳真的認為人們會想聽我的故事嗎?

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- 不太可能吧
- 請說吧

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我媽媽以前會說故事給我聽

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快點,迪克,跟我們說吧

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我認為你一定會風靡大眾

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不知道耶,我有點不好意思,我...

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我出生於亨普斯德村,是一名屠夫之子

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天啊,我要去小便

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我的童年快樂無憂,我很愛我老爸

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但在成長過程中
我發現屠夫的生活不適合我

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你殺了那隻兔子沒?

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還沒,但我用櫛瓜做出了這個村莊

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瞧瞧我們倆,用甜椒做的人偶

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這是你,一臉怒氣
不過沒有你現在這麼火大

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你花了多少時間做的?

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九小時

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等你完成後,能去宰了那些天鵝嗎?

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我不想殺卡蘿和蘇,牠們在談戀愛

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而且我根本不會殺天鵝

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要用踢的嗎?要拿刀剁嗎?
還是拿鞋子打牠們?

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有時我真的懷疑你到底想不想當屠夫

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我當然不想當屠夫,我吃素耶

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我從五歲就一直強調這點,我愛動物

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爸,這種生活不屬於我,這是你的生活

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是,你從小就有點古怪

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愛畫畫,鬼點子一堆,愛穿奇裝異服

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你是我的孩子中最怪的一個

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爸,我是獨生子

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我只是覺得,我有某種命中注定的使命

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偉大又有創造性的使命

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好吧

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如果你那樣想
那我可以找你的堂弟班尼來做

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他熱愛殺動物

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你不在時,他已經來幫忙過幾次了

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- 他做得很好
- 我知道

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他喜歡肉

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他喜歡談論肉、觸摸肉

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他有自己的刀具

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爸,就找班尼來吧,那樣對你比較好

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我會去追求我的夢想

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- 你確定嗎?
- 確定

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我原本要把家業全留給你

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現在要由班尼接手了,還有你的房間

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那我的東西呢?

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大概得燒掉吧,或者丟到街上

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好吧,爸,我只拿走這雙紫皮鞋
和我的縫紉機就好

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好,如果你決定如此,那我會通知班尼

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好

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- 你好啊,班尼
- 你好

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好極了,你早就告訴他了?

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- 我是逼不得已
- 怎麼說?

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你花了九小時做一個櫛瓜村莊

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兒子,好好照顧自己吧

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爸,替我向卡蘿和蘇道別

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- 再見,班尼
- 再見

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- 他會沒事嗎?
- 他活不過這星期

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你真的用櫛瓜做出一整個村莊嗎?

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沒錯,其實我用南瓜做了底座

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底座一定要堅實

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然後你爸把你趕走了?

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對,我真不敢相信
我沒有工作,也無家可歸

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我唯一擁有的只有這台縫紉機

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- 和這雙帥氣的紫皮鞋
- 真酷

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妳有地方能借我放嗎?

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有啊,放那個儲藏室吧

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太好了,謝啦,小凱倫,妳真好心

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這儲藏室還真大

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不,不是那扇門,是旁邊那扇

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那裡是祕密通道

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我都不知道妳有祕密通道

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- 不然怎麼叫祕密?
- 是

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如果人人都知道,那就只是普通的通道

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那樣就不酷了,對吧?

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哇,不過妳竟然有祕密通道,真厲害

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真希望我也有祕密通道

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- 聽起來怪怪的
- 對,確實有點怪,抱歉

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給我五杯琴酒

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本店不接待陌生人

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好吧

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我是湯姆金恩

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老實男貝爾本

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尼可拉斯弗雷澤

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穆斯普列克,還有...

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史蒂夫

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史蒂夫

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其實我比較喜歡叫史蒂芬

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沒差,史蒂夫也可以

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我這幫人馬要缺一個人了

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有嗎?

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妳聽好

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明天,盧克伍大人會出發前往
他在達根罕的避暑莊園

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妳得攔下他的馬車,指示他往朗尼樹林走
我們會在那裡等著

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你在說笑嗎?我才八歲

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那樣正好,他不會懷疑妳

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抱歉,我想弄清楚
這表示我不再是你的手下嗎?

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萬一馬車攔不住呢?

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那妳就掏出噴子逼他們停下來

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什麼是噴子?

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這種玩意

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瞭解,我看過那種東西

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明白

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你是誰?

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只是村裡的屠夫,應該說我之前是屠夫

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剛被我堂弟班尼搶走位置
他有自己的刀具

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老實說,我對那工作沒興趣

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我吃素,而且...

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我挺有本事的,只是不太會運用

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但我總覺得有個遠大的目標在等著我

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某種有創造性的事物

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今天算你走運

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- 是嗎?
- 是

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我可以給你一份工作

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好耶,什麼工作?

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我剛才叫她做的事

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好,我很需要你們的答覆,我以為...

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拿去

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00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:14,508
好,所以,我只要按那個按鈕
子彈就會射出來

210
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,552
我該佩帶在哪裡?你都放哪裡?

211
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:19,847
是不是這裡?還是有槍套?

212
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,181
有安全裝置嗎?

213
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,017
因為這好像會在褲子裡擦槍走火

214
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:27,271
不,沒有安全裝置

215
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:31,358
瞭解,這似乎有點危險
也許我會裝在袋子裡

216
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,611
可以,請便

217
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,321
好

218
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:40,868
明天10點,不准臨陣脫逃

219
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,122
- 敬史蒂夫
- 敬史蒂夫

220
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,501
我叫史蒂芬

221
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:56,300
我可憐的靈魂,無論它在何處

222
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:59,511
迪克,你在幹嘛?你不能做這種事

223
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,598
我總不能讓妳去吧?
妳是個小孩,這太危險了

224
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:04,808
- 如果我們一起去呢?
- 那樣更糟

225
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,310
聽著,我會沒事的

226
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:09,271
只是有個問題
他剛才說有沒有安全裝置?

227
00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:10,355
小心點就是了

228
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,275
如果被抓到的話,會惹上大麻煩

229
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,277
我不會被抓到,不用擔心我

230
00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:17,362
我是偽裝大師

231
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,242
快跑,駕...

232
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:26,121
所以你是說,你見到一幫人

233
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,707
在我山頂上的牧場偷我的鹿

234
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,542
而你之所以知道這件事

235
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:34,379
是因為你來自15分鐘後的未來

236
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:35,964
沒錯

237
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,674
未來世界是什麼樣子?

238
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,010
跟現在差不多

239
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,137
不過人們的服裝進步了一點

240
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,472
把那個袋子給我

241
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,809
- 這是什麼?
- 一根香蕉

242
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:51,146
這個呢?

243
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,232
那是防水斗篷,雨天用的

244
00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:55,400
那這個呢?

245
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,569
那好像叫做噴子

246
00:12:57,569 --> 00:13:00,239
- 這是一把槍
- 對,沒錯,是一把槍

247
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:04,284
上面刻了湯姆金恩的縮寫
你屬於湯姆金恩的幫派

248
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,369
你這騙子

249
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:08,580
你竟敢闖進我的馬車,對我瞎掰一通

250
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:10,457
拜託

251
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,086
車夫,別停下來

252
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,630
- 我們被偷襲了
- 駕

253
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:34,022
再見,未來人

254
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,361
快滾

255
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,198
真可惜,我很愛那件斗篷

256
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:44,575
他在哪裡?

257
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,619
事情沒有按計畫發展

258
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,206
你這是什麼打扮?

259
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,375
我是未來人

260
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,210
短短15分鐘後的未來

261
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,295
這樣啊

262
00:13:56,295 --> 00:14:00,215
如果你是未來人,那你應該知道會這樣

263
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:08,390
怎麼回事?

264
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,601
你殺了湯姆金恩嗎?

265
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:14,104
嚴格來說是沒錯
但各位,這來龍去脈有點複雜

266
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,607
那你比我還要勇敢

267
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,358
他死了,我們自由了

268
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,735
好耶

269
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,486
你們不生氣嗎?

270
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,906
我們痛恨他,你幫了我們一個大忙

271
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,157
不得了,直接轟頭呢

272
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:28,243
- 厲害,我能看見他的腦袋
- 真噁心

273
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:31,538
他一心只想搶人錢財
那可不是我們的目的

274
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,623
對,不是嗎?

275
00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:33,916
- 不是
- 當然不是

276
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,584
我想透過搶劫來抗議

277
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,753
土地世襲制的不公正

278
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:38,837
並幫助窮人

279
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,172
不過我們還是會殺人吧?

280
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,840
我們當然還是會殺人

281
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,925
那就好

282
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,303
真不敢相信你們不喜歡湯姆金恩

283
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:50,807
他對我說過很難聽的話

284
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,810
真的很難聽

285
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,438
嘿,你想聊聊嗎?

286
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,360
{\an8}他說我腳踝很粗,這很傷人

287
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,277
{\an8}(兩小時後)

288
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,195
{\an8}是啊

289
00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:05,155
{\an8}因為我其實很在意我的腿

290
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:08,867
我永遠找不到合身的馬褲
所以我才總是側坐騎馬

291
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:12,162
但湯姆說我那樣騎馬時
看起來就像個大姑娘

292
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,791
大個兒,看起來像大姑娘沒什麼不好

293
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,543
姑娘的衣服實用又優雅

294
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,711
我曾經穿過將近一年的裙子

295
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,130
不穿內衣,風會從裙底吹上來

296
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,549
感覺很棒,你也該試試

297
00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:25,634
- 我很想試
- 強盜應該打扮得嚇人

298
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:26,927
我只是說

299
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:30,389
如果穆斯穿一件美麗的寬鬆罩衫出場

300
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,849
我會大力支持他

301
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:34,434
- 那樣會舒服很多
- 而且你會超有自信

302
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,853
佛要金裝,人要衣裝

303
00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:37,688
- 當然了
- 女人也一樣

304
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:40,399
看看這傢伙,穿著那種馬褲

305
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,192
- 顯然是女生
- 等等,什麼?

306
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,944
這真是驚人的消息

307
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,028
你們不知道嗎?

308
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,655
但你叫做尼可拉斯

309
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:50,784
- 好,我真正的名字是妮兒
- 什麼?

310
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,495
女人不太有機會能當上攔路強盜

311
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:57,374
所以我化名為尼可拉斯,並女扮男裝

312
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,626
大多數人都能輕易看出來

313
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,421
- 不會吧
- 我能預見未來某天

314
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:05,716
女人和男人會有一樣的工作、一樣的薪水

315
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,386
真幽默,他在說笑

316
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,638
- 很好笑
- 我是認真的

317
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,559
一連兩個笑話,兩個

318
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,522
怎麼了?

319
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:23,275
我好像看到那個小丘旁有個脫落的車輪

320
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,652
一直滾

321
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,946
他騙到我了,三個笑話,帽子戲法

322
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:29,865
太厲害了

323
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,283
他很棒吧?

324
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,702
我喜歡他

325
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,163
好,各位,再會了

326
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,248
我要走了,還有事要忙

327
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:42,878
等等,你不是要當我們的新頭子
還有靈性大師和人生導師嗎?

328
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,547
- 抱歉,你說什麼?
- 沒錯,他現在是老大,對吧?

329
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:46,840
我?頭子?

330
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,718
也許這就是我注定要做的事

331
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:53,305
帶領一群瀟灑的罪犯,騎馬越過荒原

332
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,974
- 風吹過我的頭髮
- 沒錯

333
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,062
抱歉

334
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,397
“你是誰?”

335
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,899
“我是迪克特平”

336
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:06,108
“你不是屠夫嗎?”
“不,那是陳年往事了”

337
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,153
- 對
-“我還能跟你買肋排嗎?”

338
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,321
“不行,你去找我爸買吧”

339
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,531
他在跟誰說話?

340
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,992
- 他在自言自語
- 他好酷

341
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,493
“那豬里脊呢?”

342
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,038
“我說得很清楚了,好嗎?
我現在是攔路強盜”

343
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,830
我是攔路強盜

344
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,126
- 沒錯,我願意
- 好耶

345
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,962
真令人興奮,我們可以設計特別手勢

346
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:27,464
- 沒錯
- 握一下,然後滑一下

347
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,966
碰拳頭,搖屁股

348
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,467
不要搖屁股

349
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,469
聽著,你沒資格決定誰當頭子

350
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,138
頭子得由我們來選,而你不會是頭子

351
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,265
好吧

352
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:37,641
我覺得迪克應該當頭子

353
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:40,394
我也不是完全確定
但我覺得他是世上最棒的人

354
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:43,063
我也是,他要幫我做裙子
妳覺得他有死黨嗎?

355
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,774
等一下,那我呢?對吧?

356
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,860
我是最優秀的攔路強盜,我應該當老大

357
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:52,823
妮兒,我們愛妳
妳的槍法精湛,還會騎難駕馭的馬

358
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,867
但妳有時會屈服於壓力

359
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:56,910
我才不會屈服,我從不屈服

360
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,161
沒人能讓我屈服

361
00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,997
那好吧,妳可以當頭子

362
00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:02,416
- 對,我們現在去哪裡?
- 回家還是吃午餐?

363
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:06,336
好,吃午餐還是回家?

364
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,838
兩個選項都很好

365
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:09,756
天啊

366
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:14,303
天啊,我受不了這壓力

367
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:15,762
好啦,隨便,我不在乎

368
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,515
- 就這麼決定了,迪克是新頭子
- 好耶

369
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:21,435
在那光榮的一刻裡,我的命運成為定局

370
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:23,103
一段傳奇就此誕生

371
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,730
各位,這一刻真美好

372
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,398
我們可以來做特別手勢

373
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:27,900
- 沒錯
- 我不要做特別手勢

374
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:29,943
- 她會妥協的
- 我知道

375
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:34,072
我成了眾望所歸的頭子
帶領我的罪犯伙伴們

376
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,158
- 聽起來像胡扯
- 不,是真的

377
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,576
- 哪裡像胡扯?
- 全部

378
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:41,288
你一下子是屠夫,帶著鬼點子四處跑

379
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,041
一下子又打扮成未來人

380
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,250
對,那確實有點怪

381
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,420
然後突然間,你又成了一幫罪犯的頭子

382
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:51,924
好吧,這確實有點像胡扯
但我可以保證,這是真實故事

383
00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:54,092
- 我相信你,迪克
- 謝謝你,病貓馬丁

384
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:57,054
好,來總結一下我目前寫的內容

385
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,225
特平頂著一頭烏黑秀髮

386
00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:03,018
從翻倒的馬車中現身

387
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,854
與氣急敗壞的湯姆金恩正面對峙

388
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,190
接著,抱著大公無私的情懷

389
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,777
迪克特平英勇地對湯姆金恩的臉開槍

390
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,571
迪克對幫派成員施展魅力
成了眾望所歸的新頭子

391
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,115
迷倒了老實男,把穆斯打倒在地

392
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:20,077
並且還誘惑妮兒
她顯然從一開始就愛上了他

393
00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:21,828
- 對吧?
- 是,差不多

394
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,372
哇,你真了不起

395
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:25,582
好,太棒了,我都記好了

396
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,876
所以你成了幫派老大,接下來呢?

397
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:31,964
接下來,我為自己和伙伴們
做了很棒的服裝

398
00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:34,341
- 服裝?
- 沒錯,我希望我們好看一點

399
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,927
我聽不下這些鬼扯了

400
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,429
我超喜歡

401
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,722
這披風如何?會太長嗎?

402
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,141
- 披風永遠不嫌長
- 正確回答

403
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,518
你們覺得怎麼樣?

404
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,770
- 有點怪
- 我喜歡

405
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,730
完全合我心意

406
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:49,815
抱歉,這是皮革嗎?

407
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:53,277
不,這是出人意料的仿皮,歐防風的皮

408
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:55,988
光澤閃亮、耐用又好清洗

409
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,739
- 容易清掉血跡,對吧?
- 對

410
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,032
我們看起來超帥

411
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,034
這樣好了,找人把我們畫下來

412
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,119
艾夫

413
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,424
(迪克)

414
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:17,759
換別人來畫吧

415
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,555
小心,迪克,強納森威德來了

416
00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:24,516
- 他是誰?
- 捉賊大將

417
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:27,728
老實說,他聽起來正是
我們該避開的那種人

418
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:29,188
不,迪克,他是個壞蛋

419
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,731
他跟湯姆金恩私下串通

420
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:32,941
- 對,他很危險
- 沒錯

421
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:36,153
聽著,如果你想逃離這一切,我也不怪你

422
00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,197
- 我沒事
- 迪克,我們會支持你

423
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,033
迪克,我願意為你而死

424
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:42,117
很高興聽你這麼說

425
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:45,871
好,各位,站在我身後,擺出威嚇的表情

426
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,623
妮兒,由我負責說話

427
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,004
威德先生

428
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,715
我必須說,你比我想像中矮小了一點

429
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,343
我才是強納森威德

430
00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:00,802
對,這合理多了

431
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,804
- 這是我兒子克里斯多福
- 你好,克里斯多福

432
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,516
目前我和我妻子沒有請保姆

433
00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:07,059
煩死人了

434
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,102
克里斯多福,去那裡坐好

435
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,231
好,來談正事吧

436
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:14,691
來談正事

437
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:21,073
特平先生,我久仰你的大名

438
00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:22,074
是嗎?

439
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:26,328
敢挺身對抗湯姆金恩的人不多

440
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,330
金恩是個惡霸,我不喜歡惡霸

441
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,749
那幸好我是來跟你交朋友的

442
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:34,253
金恩和我有過一項協議

443
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:37,047
現在他死了,而你似乎是新頭子

444
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:41,343
我想知道你是否願意跟我進行類似的合作

445
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,136
- 內容非常簡單
- 爸

446
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,638
你可以繼續目前做的事

447
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:46,890
- 不用擔心受絞刑
- 爸

448
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:49,518
我們會檢查你偷的物品,並保留大部分

449
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:52,271
甚至賣出一、兩件給原來的物主

450
00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:53,438
- 爸
- 幹嘛?

451
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:54,565
我發現一隻死蛾

452
00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:57,317
克里斯多福,我來之前怎麼告訴你的?

453
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,735
在你工作時保持安靜

454
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,696
那你為何跟我說死蛾的事?

455
00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:01,989
牠真的很大隻

456
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:02,990
把牠放下

457
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,241
牠已經死了

458
00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:07,202
克里斯多福,立刻放下那隻蛾
不然就回馬車上等我

459
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,998
抱歉,孩子很可愛,但有時...

460
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:13,584
好,所以你確切要分多少?

461
00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:17,921
九成五...那簡直是搶劫

462
00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:19,923
特平,我有很多日常開銷

463
00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:23,844
賄賂線人、培養間諜網
克里斯多福的游泳課

464
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:25,846
- 游泳很重要
- 的確

465
00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:29,224
你能降低一點分成嗎?

466
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:33,187
聽好,我平常把很多人送上絞刑台

467
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:37,900
小心,迪克,他可能在威脅我們

468
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:40,152
這不是威脅

469
00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:43,238
我們可以當很好的伙伴

470
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,282
我已經有很好的伙伴了

471
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:48,911
我們叫艾塞克斯幫,不會為任何人做事

472
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:55,918
真可惜

473
00:22:57,169 --> 00:23:00,464
先生,你這是在自尋死...

474
00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:03,592
真是的,克里斯多福,你可以停止嗎?

475
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:08,639
你和你的伙伴恐怕會遭到逮捕

476
00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:11,058
並因殺害湯姆金恩而受絞刑

477
00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:13,560
是嗎?誰要逮捕我們?

478
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,812
- 我
- 就憑你?

479
00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:18,106
憑我和我的軍隊

480
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:20,067
你的軍隊裡有誰?

481
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:22,444
克里斯多福和那隻烤焦的蛾嗎?

482
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:25,489
不,我和我真正的軍隊

483
00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:35,207
好,這陣仗真嚇人

484
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,919
沒人逃得過捉賊大將

485
00:23:42,339 --> 00:23:44,508
- 各位,走祕密通道
- 什麼?

486
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:47,135
- 快走,快...
- 走吧,穆斯

487
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:48,679
- 老實男
- 聽迪克的話

488
00:23:48,679 --> 00:23:50,514
我都不知道這裡有祕密通道

489
00:23:50,514 --> 00:23:51,890
所以才叫祕密嘛

490
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:53,684
我瞭解你的意思

491
00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:56,895
如果人人都知道,那就只是普通的通道

492
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,230
我也是那樣說的

493
00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:00,774
看吧,我們倆沒有多大的不同

494
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,235
你為何不為我做事呢?

495
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:08,657
我不要

496
00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:11,285
湯姆金恩是個老派的攔路強盜

497
00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:12,870
而我是新一派的

498
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:14,830
在我的督導下,暴力行為會減少

499
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,040
運用更多魅力,甚至展現一點威風

500
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,252
我們不會送錢給你這種闊佬

501
00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:22,462
我們會送錢給真正的人民和窮人

502
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,381
例如小凱倫和不會畫畫的艾夫

503
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:25,465
好耶

504
00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:27,926
再見了,大下巴

505
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:41,815
嗨,有事嗎?

506
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:45,402
誰會在祕密通道旁設置儲藏室?

507
00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:48,822
- 至少裝不同顏色的門
- 就是嘛,用顏色區分

508
00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:51,867
儲藏室很實際
就用綠色或咖啡色,對吧?

509
00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:54,328
祕密通道很神祕,所以就用紫色

510
00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:56,330
- 或藍綠色
- 沒錯

511
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:59,124
在門上放標示就好,像廁所那樣

512
00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:01,543
魚姊莉西,祕密通道的門上不能放標示

513
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,086
那樣就不是祕密了

514
00:25:03,086 --> 00:25:05,547
要用摸的點字標示呢?

515
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:07,299
你會讀點字嗎?

516
00:25:07,299 --> 00:25:10,135
不會,但我也不想進祕密通道,那很可怕

517
00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:12,888
雖然這段關於儲藏室的討論相當精彩

518
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:14,973
但可能不值得寫成文章

519
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,558
不過故事還是有刺激的結尾

520
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,727
- 有嗎?什麼結尾?
- 你啊,你會受絞刑

521
00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:20,354
我不會受絞刑,妳沒聽懂嗎?

522
00:25:20,354 --> 00:25:22,564
我被抓了,但我先救了我的伙伴

523
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,025
他們沒被抓,可以來救我,很完美

524
00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:27,653
對,很完美,他們當然會來救你

525
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,740
他們會來的,我英勇地殺了湯姆金恩

526
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:34,326
還讓他們逃出強納森威德手中
他們很愛我

527
00:25:35,077 --> 00:25:37,579
是,當然了,當他們來救你時

528
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:40,207
我會跟在一旁,把你的冒險故事寫成書

529
00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:41,834
《迪克特平歷險記》

530
00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:44,503
萬一他們沒來救你,讓你被吊死呢?

531
00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:47,047
那樣故事篇幅只能寫成小冊子

532
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,173
小冊子?

533
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:50,467
- 很精彩的小冊子
- 很精彩的小冊...

534
00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:53,387
我不想要精彩的...
沒人想被寫成精彩的小冊子

535
00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:55,556
我想被寫成精彩的小冊子

536
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:57,683
好了

537
00:25:57,683 --> 00:26:00,060
所有人都回到馬車上

538
00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:04,022
這是你們最後一次上廁所的機會

539
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,066
這輩子最後一次

540
00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:28,881
請檢查一下個人物品是否有帶齊

541
00:26:28,881 --> 00:26:29,965
謝謝

542
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:37,055
瑪格麗特,妳可以開始了,想想妳老公

543
00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:41,351
非常好

544
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:48,233
那樣好危險,那種東西還真會滾

545
00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:50,611
- 什麼東西?
- 那種圓圓的東西

546
00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:52,696
- 你是說輪子?
- 對

547
00:26:52,696 --> 00:26:54,531
- 不會滾就不叫輪子了
- 我知道

548
00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,909
我只是提醒一下,我不希望有人受傷

549
00:26:56,909 --> 00:26:59,828
你的品德真高尚
被吊死前還關心別人的死活

550
00:26:59,828 --> 00:27:01,955
傑佛瑞,我知道我們意見不合

551
00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,708
但我想說,跟你相處的這段時間很愉快

552
00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:06,585
好了,你慢走,德克

553
00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:08,295
- 我叫迪克
- 隨便啦

554
00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:09,922
- 保持聯絡,好嗎?
- 好喔

555
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,640
有遺言嗎?

556
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,974
有,等我一下

557
00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:24,019
我知道你們在想什麼

558
00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:26,480
“這顴骨高挺的傢伙是誰?

559
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,566
他都去哪理髮?他的外套太好看了”

560
00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:31,902
那些事都不重要,好吧,可能有點重要

561
00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:35,781
但真正重要的事情是,我叫迪克特平

562
00:27:35,781 --> 00:27:40,244
總有一天,我會成為
全英國最知名的攔路強盜

563
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:45,040
你就要被吊死了,蠢貨

564
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:49,503
我不是蠢貨,因為我的伙伴會來救我

565
00:27:50,504 --> 00:27:52,673
其實,他們已經來了

566
00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:55,551
讓我為各位介紹我的好友

567
00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:57,135
穆斯

568
00:27:59,847 --> 00:28:01,014
要是真的一定很精彩

569
00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,891
這傢伙太搞笑了

570
00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:06,520
- 吊死他
- 抱歉

571
00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:09,064
我幫你戴好

572
00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:10,858
天啊,讓我把眼洞調整好

573
00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:15,320
好了,你看得見嗎?好,可以了

574
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,530
夠了

575
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:26,790
給我的伙伴一個小提醒

576
00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:28,250
如果你們正計畫拯救我

577
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:30,711
最好趕在繩子繞住我的脖子之前

578
00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:35,757
你們在嗎?

579
00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:41,054
太精彩了,這是我見過最棒的絞刑

580
00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:43,807
你們在嗎?伙伴們

581
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:46,643
拜託,伙伴們,別鬧了

582
00:28:47,227 --> 00:28:48,520
伙伴...

583
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:56,195
妳在等什麼?快射那條繩子

584
00:28:56,195 --> 00:28:57,905
- 快點
- 別給我壓力

585
00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:07,915
槍有時不太能瞄準

586
00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:10,334
妳是故意的,妳根本不想救他

587
00:29:10,334 --> 00:29:12,336
天啊,他快死了

588
00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:13,962
你們看,他的身體在抽動

589
00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:16,548
冷靜點,他沒死,我要重裝子彈

590
00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:18,091
算了,我要用自己的方法

591
00:29:23,555 --> 00:29:25,140
我們來了,迪克

592
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:34,191
守衛,抓住他

593
00:29:34,191 --> 00:29:35,359
你們竟然來了

594
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:37,569
當然,你是世上最棒的人

595
00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:38,654
我知道

596
00:29:39,321 --> 00:29:41,823
這裙子舒服極了

597
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:43,408
- 穆斯
- 失陪了

598
00:29:47,371 --> 00:29:48,372
快跑

599
00:29:52,042 --> 00:29:53,377
別又來了

600
00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:00,092
最近去過什麼好的儲藏室嗎?

601
00:30:00,843 --> 00:30:01,844
你好啊,大下巴

602
00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:07,015
你現在應該很清楚
你是逃不過強納森威德的

603
00:30:08,058 --> 00:30:12,229
- 是時候...
- 爸

604
00:30:12,229 --> 00:30:14,481
- 真是的,到底怎麼了?
- 有車輪

605
00:30:16,692 --> 00:30:18,193
我有提醒過大家

606
00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:38,422
我以後都只能騎這匹小馬嗎?

607
00:30:38,422 --> 00:30:40,966
別抱怨了,我臨時只能弄到那匹

608
00:30:40,966 --> 00:30:43,635
我可是頭子耶,我應該騎大匹的馬

609
00:30:43,635 --> 00:30:45,095
我騎過的狗都比這大隻

610
00:30:58,317 --> 00:31:00,402
好,我們來貼吧

611
00:31:04,156 --> 00:31:06,450
克里斯多福,通緝海報的重點

612
00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:08,785
是讓人看到畫像後認出逃犯

613
00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:11,580
這看起來像穿洋裝的烏龜

614
00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,831
- 是誰畫的?
- 艾夫

615
00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:15,667
艾夫?酒館裡的艾夫?

616
00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:18,462
大家都知道他根本不會畫畫

617
00:31:18,462 --> 00:31:20,839
- 這海報你印了幾份?
- 三千份

618
00:31:21,423 --> 00:31:24,593
天啊,克里斯多福,什麼時候才開學?

619
00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:27,304
(通緝令,不計死活)

620
00:31:27,304 --> 00:31:29,806
(罪名:參與不法攔路搶劫)

621
00:31:29,806 --> 00:31:31,517
{\an8}(迪克特平)

622
00:32:19,398 --> 00:32:21,400
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