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- [horses whinnying]
- [whip cracking]
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- [driver] Hut, hut!
- [horses approaching]
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- Hut! Hyah!
- [whinnying]
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Hut, hut!
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My first highway robbery.
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I haven't been this excited
since I discovered my own cheekbones.
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- Here's your gun, Dick.
- Thank you.
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That's the thing you shoot people with.
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Okay. Wow, that's quite small, isn't it?
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It looks like your gun
gave birth to my gun.
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So I'm holding up stagecoach with this,
am I?
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Actually, are you sure you don't
want us to take the lead on this?
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Seeing as you have no experience
or knowledge and a tiny little gun.
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I'll be fine, Nell.
Trust me, I've got this.
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- [whinnying, blustering]
- [driver] Hut! Hyah!
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- Okay. Guys, this is it.
- [driver] Hut! Hut!
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History in the making.
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Okay.
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We strike on three. One, two--
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- Hyah! Hut!
- [whinnying]
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[whip cracks]
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We'll get the next one.
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They move quite fast, don't they?
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Okay, guys, we're back on.
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Valuable lessons have been learned.
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This time, we strike on two.
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No, you stay here
and try not to ruin anything,
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and enjoy the show.
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Uh, when do I get to use my tiny gun?
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- [gunshot]
- Don't move!
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- Hands off the horse!
- This is a robbery!
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- [whimpering, shouts]
- [shouts]
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[whimpers]
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Who are you? What are you carrying?
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Tell me or I'll eat your face!
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Please don't hurt me.
My name's Craig. Craig the Warlock.
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And I'm just carrying
general warlocky-type stuff.
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- Oh, yeah? Open the cart!
- [shouts]
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What's this? Where's your money?
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I told you, I'm just a lowly warlock.
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We get paid less than nurses.
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I'm saying loud, scary words.
Loud, scary words!
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Please! Just take whatever you want.
Just don't kill me.
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Oh, God, I'm-- I'm having a panic attack.
I need my inhaler.
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I need my-- I need my--
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[breathes deeply, squeals]
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[squeals]
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This is awful.
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[theme music playing]
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[song fades]
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What's wrong, Dick?
You've hardly touched your rat.
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It's not the rat, Honesty.
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I mean, obviously it is the rat.
Sorry, Moose.
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- Hmm.
- It's just, that was horrible.
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We took everything that guy had.
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Yeah, you know, that's what outlaws do.
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We rob people
and then we lie low in our secret hideout.
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It's not even that secret.
There's a dog walker over there.
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Afternoon.
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- Afternoon, Linda.
- [dog barking]
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Okay. Well, you're the new leader, Dick.
So, what's your vision?
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"Give us all your money,
but absolutely no worries if not"?
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I haven't really had
a chance to think about it,
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but I suppose we could
use a bit more panache.
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- Misdirection.
- [gasps]
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- The odd illusion.
- Yeah.
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We could dazzle people
with our powerful imaginations.
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And whilst they're being dazzled,
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slide away on horseback
with a cheeky wink.
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- [clicks tongue]
- [gasps] So cheeky.
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We wouldn't have to come up with
a new way of doing things
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if you hadn't messed with Jonathan Wilde.
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Yeah,
that was a small oversight on my part.
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He used to tell us which coaches to rob.
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But now, because of you,
he wants to, uh-- Oh, yeah. Kill us.
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He doesn't want to kill us, Nell.
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He was a bit cross at the time.
He's probably forgotten all about us.
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I want him, Christopher.
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I've never wanted any man more in my life.
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He used to want me like that.
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Slake, where are we on Turpin?
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These are all of
our most recent Dick sightings, sir.
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[chuckles]
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Multiple witnesses claim
to have seen him here, here and here.
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Remarkable.
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He's managed to appear
in all four corners of the county.
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Uh, no, sir. Um,
those pins are just to hold up the map.
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Christ, Slake, couldn't you have used
different colored pins?
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It's really confusing.
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- Yes, sir. A-Apologies, sir.
- Tell the men to keep looking.
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I want this Dick in my hands
as soon as possible.
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- [Christopher snickers]
- Oh, grow up, Christopher.
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[Dick] Whoa, guys. That was a bumpy ride.
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How do you park these things again?
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{\an8}So you're saying there's an actual
highwayman night for just highwaymen?
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Yeah. You're gonna love it, Dick.
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Happens every second Tuesday.
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Highwaymen gather from all over to drink,
trade weapons and share heist stories.
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Also, there's a raffle.
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Just remember
we're here to get heist targets.
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So let's just keep our ears to the ground.
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- Not literally, Honesty.
- Okay.
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[folk music playing]
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[patrons clamoring]
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[Moose] What a turnout.
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All the most wanted are here.
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The Grayson Gang.
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[cheering]
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The Pipe Dreamers.
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[chattering]
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And those animals are the Dreaded Perms.
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[laughing]
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Dick, please try not to show us up
in front of the other gangs. Okay?
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Don't worry about me, Nell.
I know how to speak to hardened criminals.
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I've got palpable charisma.
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Check this out.
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[sighs] Hey, big guy. Nice thigh highs.
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Dick Turpin, new leader of the Essex Gang.
You've probably heard of me.
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Get out my face.
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[chuckling]
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Right, it'd be nice
if you didn't get us killed
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until at least your third day in charge.
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Nell, Nell, Nell!
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Can I have some money for raffle tickets, please?
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Please, please. I'm begging you.
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I'm sorry,
can everyone stop being so embarrassing?
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Yoo-hoo! Guys! Over here!
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I've got us a booth.
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- [laughs]
- [sighs] God, I hate this gang.
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- Dick Turpin!
- [Dick] Eliza.
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Your daring escape from Tyburn
was quite the hit with my reader.
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- In fact, so much so, I now have readers.
- [chuckles] Wow.
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- So people like me?
- Oh, but they love you.
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You keep risking your life with
increasingly action-packed adventures,
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and soon we'll have
the best-selling pamphlet in the world.
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Or at least the village.
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I'm gonna be famous.
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[inhales sharply] Okay.
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Oh, my God. What's happening now?
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I'm working on
that balaclava I promised you.
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I'm at a crucial stage actually.
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Do you want eyeholes or a slot?
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What I want is
for you not to draw attention to us, okay?
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Highwaymen murder and rob.
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They don't knit.
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Well, maybe they should learn.
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Because needlecraft
can come in quite handy sometimes.
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- Dick, you're alive!
- [chuckles] Little Karen.
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This round's on me.
What can I get you guys?
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Uh, yeah, um-- [clears throat]
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Four tankards of your strongest ale
please, bar wench,
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- and a big, massive, um, bowl of pork.
- [Little Karen] Great.
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I'll probably just get a herbal tea.
Peppermint if you've got.
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Same. In fact, should we, uh--
should we share a pot?
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Yeah. And one of
those hard Italian biscuits that I like.
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- [Moose] Mmm.
- Coming right up.
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What is that over there?
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[Moose] Oh, they're the highwayman charts.
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They tot up all the gangs' stolen loot,
their kill count and scare factor.
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Yeah, and then they rank them
from best gang to, uh--
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to not-so-best gang.
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- What position are we?
- Since you took over, 49th.
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We made the top 50. That's incredible.
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Yeah, it's out of 50.
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What,
so there's only one other gang below us?
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- Who's that?
- The Dooberry Brothers.
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- [vocalizes]
- Hey.
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Idiots.
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- Who's number one?
- [door opens]
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{\an8}Them. The Hellhounds.
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[growls]
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[Honesty]
And that's their leader, Leslie Duval.
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He's the toughest highwayman
in the whole flat world.
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[breathing heavily]
I mean, he's incredible.
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He's like my highwayman hero.
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He-- He's basically the opposite of you.
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Well, in that case,
I should probably ask him for some advice.
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- Hey, Lezza! Over here!
- [gang] No, Dick, don't!
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[groans]
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- Faux pas?
- Mm-hmm.
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Hi. Dick Turpin.
New leader of the Essex Gang.
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Yeah, I know who you are, you prick.
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I've seen you prancing around
in your funny shirts.
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Really? Which one? The ruffle ruche frill?
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Or maybe he's talking about
the beautiful blousy one.
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The one with a pussy bow.
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- Are you knitting?
- Yeah, why? Do you want anything?
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I could probably pump you out
some leg warmers.
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I'm pretty quick on the needles.
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Dear, oh, dear, Nell.
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What are you doing
working for a bellend like this?
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[laughs] Bellend is very good.
I like that.
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Um, he actually killed Tom King.
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So, um, he's kind of our-- our leader now,
and--
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Bollocks.
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Tom King wouldn't let himself
get killed by a foppy tit like him.
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Well, he did actually.
I shot him in the face.
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Yeah, yeah. He shot his face right off.
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- [chuckles]
- Right off.
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Right off his skull.
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Traveled through the air,
landed on a tree.
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[chuckling] At one point,
it looked like the tree had a face.
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[groans] Imagine that.
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Jesus, Nell, I'm embarrassed for you.
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Come and see me.
Come and work for a proper gang.
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Uh, Nell's in a proper gang.
The Essex Gang.
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And we're just as tough
as any other gang in here.
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- [scoffs]
- Here's your peppermint tea, Dick.
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Put a splash of honey in it.
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- I know you got a scratchy throat.
- Thanks, Little Karen.
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[Leslie]
Christ, what a sorry leader you are.
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Last thing I heard, you were robbing
some small-time warlock called Craig.
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Yeah. Well, that was a mistake.
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We've got a new vision now.
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Bigger, sexier robberies.
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- Oh, you're ready for the big one, are ya?
- Yeah. The big, sexy one.
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Yeah? How big?
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As big as you can go.
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Then why don't you rob...
[shouting] ...the Unrobbable Coach?
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[patrons gasping]
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[patron] You'd have to be a madman.
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Maybe I will.
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What is the Unrobbable Coach?
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They say it carries an emerald
the size of a monkey's fist.
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How big is that?
There are various-sized monkeys.
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Oh, it's about yay big.
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- The monkey? That's quite small.
- [chuckles]
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The fist, you twat.
Not the monkey. The fist.
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That makes more sense. Okay, we're in.
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That's exactly the kind of robbery
I'm talking about.
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Super sexy, big monkey fist robberies.
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It rides past the big sycamore tree
every night at midnight.
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Let's see if you've got the balls
to rob it.
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Oh, we've got the balls.
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Well, we'll see about that.
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- We will see.
- Will we though?
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- Yeah, we will.
- Off you go then.
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- Which one's the sycamore tree again?
- The big, shiny one by the church.
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00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,487
I knew that.
240
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,114
Okay, I'll see you in a bit, yeah?
241
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,326
[distant howling]
242
00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:19,953
You know, I heard this coach is cursed.
That's a bad thing, right?
243
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,246
[sighs] It better not be.
244
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:24,750
I had one request when I joined this gang:
Not to be cursed.
245
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:28,337
I was very clear
about how little I wanted to be cursed.
246
00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,297
Trust me, Moose.
It's not gonna be cursed, is it?
247
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,274
Spot on again, Dick.
Looks completely fine.
248
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,193
- After you.
- I got this.
249
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:52,903
Stand and deliver.
250
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:55,531
Please?
251
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,829
Honesty, let's go.
252
00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:04,623
Sweet.
253
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,753
So, long shift?
254
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,757
Managed to get away this year? [chuckles]
255
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,429
Wow. It's incredible.
256
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:23,058
And it really is
as big as a monkey's fist. Look.
257
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,018
{\an8}[Dick] Oh, yeah.
258
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:26,603
[exhales sharply]
259
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,275
[Honesty breathes shakily]
260
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,489
[chuckles]
261
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,869
- [disembodied laughing]
- Dick. Dick!
262
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,704
- [laughing continues]
- What's going on?
263
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,664
Dick!
264
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,667
[gasping]
265
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,796
Oh, my God.
266
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,548
Dick. Dick, what's happening?
267
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:57,885
[laughing]
268
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:58,969
Fools.
269
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:02,014
No one robs the Unrobbable Coach.
270
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,850
You touch the emerald
and you become the driver.
271
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,768
What? Dick?
272
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:11,190
Forty-three years I've driven that coach,
but now I'm free.
273
00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:16,445
Free to make love to your sweet wife
and punch your children
274
00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,447
and eat all of your cheese.
275
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:19,948
- [laughing]
- Dick!
276
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,825
[screaming]
277
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,497
[screaming fades]
278
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,708
Stop it! Stop the coach!
You gotta do something.
279
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,793
There's nothing you can do.
280
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:37,633
He's trapped, as only an imbecile tries
to rob the Unrobbable Coach. [laughs]
281
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,510
Surely you robbed it at some point though.
282
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:44,181
Well... [stammers] ...yes, but it was
a lesser known thing when I did it.
283
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:47,017
To touch it now,
you'd have to be an imbecile.
284
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,228
An absolute imbecile, I say.
285
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:50,521
All right. You already said that.
286
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:55,776
[laughing] Imbecile. Imbecile. Imbecile.
287
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:02,950
Oh. How'd that work out for ya?
288
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,493
Not great, actually.
289
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,120
As soon as Honesty touched the emerald,
he became the driver.
290
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,081
Well, of course he did, you plum.
291
00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:11,542
That's what happens when
you rob the Unrobbable Coach.
292
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:13,502
Only an imbecile wouldn't know that.
293
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:14,837
Can everyone stop saying that?
294
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,214
I've seen some shoddy highway gangs
in my time.
295
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:18,924
But you lot, you really are the worst.
296
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,551
Second worst, actually.
297
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:21,760
Not anymore.
298
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,514
[Dooberry Brothers cheering]
299
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:28,475
[sighs] Ruddy Dooberry Brothers.
300
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:32,396
Nell, how many times
you gonna let yourself get humiliated?
301
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:36,358
Join us. Our top marksman Mad Rosie,
she's lost an eye.
302
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:39,236
She's useless now,
depth perception's all over the shop.
303
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,195
Come on.
304
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,489
Me? A Hellhound?
305
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,366
That's literally
everything I've ever wanted.
306
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,953
Nell, you can't leave the gang.
I haven't even finished your balaclava.
307
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,371
I don't want a balaclava.
308
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,541
[whimpers, stammers] Maybe he could
turn it into a little fanny pack
309
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,792
for all your bits and bobs.
310
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,586
You're not a highwayman, Dick.
311
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,212
The sooner you accept that, the better.
312
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,634
Go, Hellhounds! Whoo!
313
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,220
Where's the little bird?
314
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,305
There he is.
315
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:17,232
- Is there a vegan option?
- [spits]
316
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:22,154
{\an8}So, according to this "pamplet,"
you're a highwayman now.
317
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,740
The lowliest of all criminal professions.
318
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,241
How goes it?
319
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,202
It's going pretty well, actually.
We're smashing it.
320
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:31,163
Well, we've lost half our gang,
Mr. Turpin.
321
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:33,165
And we're bottom of the highwayman charts.
322
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:35,042
Even the Dooberry Brothers
are ahead of us.
323
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,752
I-It's a complete and utter mess.
324
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:37,878
Yeah, all right, Moose.
325
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,546
People don't need to know the details,
do they?
326
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,174
So, you got yourself involved
in some kind of debacle?
327
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:43,550
Yeah, it was really weird.
328
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:47,012
I mean, we tried to rob this cursed coach
and then Honesty became the driver.
329
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:50,015
- You tried to rob the Unrobbable Coach?
- Yeah.
330
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:53,060
Only an imbecile would try and rob
the Unrobbable Coach.
331
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,688
Benny! Are you hearing this?
He only tried to rob the Unrobbable Coach.
332
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,525
Only an imbecile would try and rob
the Unrobbable Coach.
333
00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:01,568
How do you two even know
about the Unrobbable Coach?
334
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,237
Everyone knows about the Unrobbable Coach.
335
00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:05,572
Does everyone know
about the Unrobbable Coach?
336
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,491
Yeah, everyone knows
about the Unrobbable Coach.
337
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,117
- It's cursed.
- It's cursed.
338
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,203
- It's cursed.
- Yeah, I know it's cursed.
339
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,288
As soon as you touch it,
you become the driver.
340
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,415
Yeah, I know. It's already happened.
341
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,334
We've got to get Nell and Honesty back.
342
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,003
Or we leave them and form a new gang.
343
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,255
Just the two of us.
344
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:24,675
We could call ourselves... [hums]
...the Best Friend Boys.
345
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:27,261
We can't leave Honesty
trapped on a cursed coach.
346
00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:29,721
Why not? Maybe he's enjoying it.
347
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,598
[screaming]
348
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:37,688
Come on, guys. Think. There's got to be
someone who knows how to lift the curse.
349
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:40,148
What about that chubby little hamster guy
we robbed?
350
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,276
- Craig. The warlock.
- Craig?
351
00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:43,694
- From Wiglow Woods?
- Yeah.
352
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:45,279
The one who's into
all that "mumble jumble"?
353
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,738
He's not a warlock.
354
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,073
He's a charlatan.
355
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,992
He is a warlock.
I saw him levitating once.
356
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,702
He was jumping, Benny.
357
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:54,371
Look, don't be taken in
by all this "hocle-pocle," Son.
358
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:58,292
Come back to the butcher's
and work for me-- at.
359
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,460
No, Dad. I've gotta rescue Honesty.
360
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,380
Then maybe Nell will rejoin
and I can give her her balaclava.
361
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,716
I trust you're going for eyeholes, Son,
and not a slot.
362
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:10,429
Remember what I always said:
A slot will hold its shape not.
363
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,849
Okay. I think we're about done here.
Let's go, Moose.
364
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:18,437
[grunts]
365
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:21,273
- [Hellhound 1] Oi! Nice one, Toby!
- [Hellhound 2] Bull's eye!
366
00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:22,816
Hell of a gang you've got here.
367
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,318
Yeah, so it should be.
368
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:27,863
I only recruit the meanest,
most vicious scoundrels around.
369
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,865
He ate his own dad.
370
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,491
She kicks orphans.
371
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,410
And this one, he never buys a round.
372
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,828
- Scum.
- Yes.
373
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,914
And this hideout is so hidden.
374
00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:38,790
Bet you hardly get any dog walkers
around here.
375
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,710
Well, anyone who finds this place,
we torture and kill them on the spot.
376
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,296
- So...
- Yeah. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
377
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,131
- Yeah.
- And what do you do with the dogs?
378
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:50,302
Well, we rehome them. We're not monsters.
379
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:51,637
Yeah. Of course.
380
00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:54,848
[inhales sharply]
So when's our first big heist, boss man?
381
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,016
- [grunts]
- Naughty.
382
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,186
Slow your horses, newbie.
You're not a Hellhound yet.
383
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:03,106
You'll have to compete with that lot
if you want Mad Rosie's slot.
384
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,650
[stammers] But I quit my old gang.
385
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:07,152
It wasn't a gang, Nell.
It was a knitting club.
386
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:10,864
No, no.
I need to make sure you're not rusty.
387
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,657
Oh, I'm not rusty. Okay?
388
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,077
I'm, like, the opposite of rusty.
389
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,703
Right.
Well, that did sound quite rusty, so...
390
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,954
Okay, fine. That was quite rusty.
391
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:23,794
But trust me, these chancers
don't stand a... [stammers] ...chance.
392
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:27,673
[snorts]
393
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:29,883
[gulps]
394
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:34,137
- [distant cawing]
- [sighs] Wiglow Woods is massive.
395
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,973
There's no way we're gonna find him.
396
00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,767
- That's him there, innit?
- Oh, yeah. That is him.
397
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:42,521
[vocalizing, chanting]
398
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:46,024
Okay. This guy probably hates us,
so we're gonna have to charm him hard.
399
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,277
- Let me deal with this.
- Okay.
400
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:49,236
[twig snaps]
401
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,530
- Who goes there?
- Don't worry, it's just us.
402
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,073
The guys who robbed you earlier.
403
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,658
- Moose.
- Stay away from me.
404
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:56,869
You roughed me up.
You said you were gonna eat my face.
405
00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,996
[grunts, whimpering]
406
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,497
- Help!
- Calm down.
407
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,082
You'll only wet yourself again.
408
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,001
I didn't wet myself.
It was a yellow potion.
409
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,003
It was just a bit of leakage. Help!
410
00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,921
You're snagged on a rock.
Let me get that for you.
411
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,591
- [hisses, whimpering]
- You're gonna tear the fabric.
412
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,635
- [exclaims]
- Okay, you're free.
413
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:16,471
But before you scamper off,
can I just say, I love that cloak.
414
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,890
- Big fan of that cloak.
- Mmm.
415
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:20,601
But it's the wrong length for you.
Won't you let me take it up?
416
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,019
I brought my sewing machine.
417
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,940
Yeah. Sure. Why not? [pants]
418
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,484
In your dreams, you weird goth! [whimpers]
419
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,529
- [fabric rustling]
- [Craig screams] It's happened again.
420
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,699
[chuckles]
421
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:38,035
So, what I've done is
taken it up to your mid-calf,
422
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,412
which I find to be
the optimum cloak length.
423
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:43,582
I've also added a new clasp
at the front to stop it bursting open.
424
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:46,793
Wow. And I thought I was
supposed to be the wizard. [chuckles]
425
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,546
Now your magic amulet can go over the top.
426
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,882
I bet it used to get caught
on that rusty old fastener.
427
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,051
You know what?
It did get caught on the fastener.
428
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:55,385
All the bloody time.
429
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:59,681
So, basically the order is cloak first,
then amulet then antlers.
430
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,142
[Dick, Craig]
Cloak, magic amulet, antlers.
431
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,977
Wow. You've really helped me out.
432
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,021
- All's forgiven. [chuckles]
- [Dick] Thanks, mate.
433
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:09,191
I really hate to ask, but do you
think you could return the favor?
434
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,072
[Craig] Welcome to my workshop,
The Enchanted Oak.
435
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:19,660
Wow. Now, this is a secret hideout.
436
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,703
No one's finding this place.
437
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,497
[Linda] Morning, Craig.
438
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:24,957
Hiya, Linda!
439
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:27,125
[dog barking]
440
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:34,258
And then he became the driver,
and it took off into the night.
441
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:36,510
- Those mythical vehicles are a menace.
- [Moose] Whoa.
442
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,679
Let me see what I can find.
443
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,056
I think I've got a book
around here somewhere.
444
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:43,183
This place is so cool.
445
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:46,937
- [clicking tongue] Ah.
- [Moose sighs] The magic never ends.
446
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,024
[sighs] All right. Let's have a look.
447
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,986
"The Possessed Donkey Cart." No.
448
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,779
"The Enchanted Roller Skate."
449
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,656
"The Haunted Canoe." No.
450
00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:00,659
Here it is. The Unrobbable Coach.
451
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:02,744
[exhales sharply]
452
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:05,163
All right. I'm just gonna do
my warlock voice, if you don't mind.
453
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,500
[clears throat, vocalizes]
454
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,336
[deep voice] "There was once a baron
455
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:16,091
who bought his wife a green emerald
the size of a monkey's fist.
456
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,427
- The night before"--
- Craig, can I just stop you there?
457
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:20,345
- [normal voice] Yeah? Thank you.
- I love that voice.
458
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,598
It's just,
I'm finding it a little bit distracting.
459
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:24,725
I'm not really taking in
any of the information.
460
00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:26,518
Yeah. Sorry, I'll just do my normal voice.
461
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,770
It was actually... [coughs]
...really hurting my throat as well.
462
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,481
- [chuckles] Okay. If you could.
- Okay. [inhales]
463
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,902
"There was once a baron
who bought his wife a green emerald
464
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:37,196
the size of a monkey's fist.
465
00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:39,239
The night before he gave it to her,
466
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:42,201
she was murdered
by a highwayman seeking the stone."
467
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:43,660
[wife screams]
468
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:47,998
"Enraged, the baron hired
a sorcerer to curse the emerald
469
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:50,417
- to entrap the highwayman responsible"...
- [exclaims]
470
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,462
..."and punish him for all eternity."
471
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:57,716
This is all great backstory, but does
it say anything about freeing the driver?
472
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:58,967
Um...
473
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:04,932
Ah! It says here the baron also created
a pair of special mittens
474
00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:09,228
to allow you to touch the emerald
without becoming trapped yourself.
475
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:10,604
We need to get those mittens.
476
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,898
- They could be the key to saving Honesty.
- Yeah.
477
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:15,901
Or we sell the emerald
and retire to Shropshire.
478
00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:17,903
Just the two of us. [vocalizes]
479
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,196
Craig, where are these mittens?
480
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:21,907
The mittens are buried
at the family crypt,
481
00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:25,702
guarded by the ghost of the baron himself.
482
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,037
[celestial music playing]
483
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,248
Don't play around with that, mate.
It's got really weird batteries
484
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:30,999
- that are hard to find.
- [music stops]
485
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,918
- [celestial music playing, stops]
- [exclaims]
486
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,711
[Leslie] There are four trials.
487
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:40,342
The winner becomes
a fully-fledged member of the Hellhounds.
488
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:42,636
That slot's mine.
489
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,930
Over my rotting dead corpse.
490
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:46,723
Mmm. Even better.
491
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:51,144
[Leslie] Trial one.
Aim like your life depends on it.
492
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,229
Because it does.
493
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:55,816
Hmm.
494
00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:58,485
[inhales sharply] Ooh.
495
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,197
[grunts]
496
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:03,907
[Leslie] Trial two.
497
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,367
Load and fire your gun...
498
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,202
before I fire mine.
499
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:08,912
[grunts]
500
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:14,418
- [gunshot]
- [grunts]
501
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:17,754
Oops.
502
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,507
Trial three. Grab the loot and go.
503
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,135
The loser, you guessed it, dies
504
00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:25,137
[cheering]
505
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:29,558
- [Leslie] Bye-bye, Kevin.
- [grunts]
506
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,104
And then there were two.
507
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:37,691
[bird cawing]
508
00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,819
[Dick sighing] This must be it.
509
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:44,072
Dick, you heard
about my not being cursed rule, right?
510
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:47,326
It's just this place seems very "curse-y."
511
00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:49,077
Come on. It's not that "curse-y."
512
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:55,542
[disembodied voices whispering]
Very "curse-y."
513
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,254
Okay, yeah. That was a tad "curse-y."
514
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:10,849
Dick.
It's getting "curse-ier" and "curse-ier."
515
00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:14,061
I don't like this, Dick.
516
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:15,687
It's giving me the heebie-jeebies.
517
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,564
- Come on. Help me get this off.
- [sighs]
518
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:20,025
[both strain]
519
00:23:20,025 --> 00:23:21,902
This must be the baron's stuff.
520
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,614
- Oh. [gasps]
- He likes cricket.
521
00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:26,532
- Huh.
- [chuckles]
522
00:23:26,532 --> 00:23:29,326
- [inhales sharply] For long journeys.
- Mmm.
523
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,079
[sighs] No mittens though.
524
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:39,711
Who dares disturb my eternal slumber?
525
00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:42,756
Dick, the mittens.
526
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:46,134
You're the baron.
You built the Unrobbable Coach.
527
00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:49,888
To ensnare the bastard highwayman
who killed my beloved.
528
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:55,102
I despise highwaymen.
May they rest in eternal damnation.
529
00:23:55,102 --> 00:24:02,025
May their graves be unmarked
and their genitals shrivel and drop off.
530
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,736
- What is it you do?
- Oh, we're highwaymen.
531
00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:06,613
[shouting] What?
532
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,032
[chuckles] No. He said, "Haway, man."
533
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,326
- He's from Newcastle, like. [chuckles]
- No.
534
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,829
Mmm. Wey, wey. Wey aye, pet.
535
00:24:13,829 --> 00:24:15,789
Prepare to die.
536
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:18,417
[laughing]
537
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,796
[laughing continues]
538
00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:28,969
Hold on. I'll get my grip,
and then I will take revenge.
539
00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:30,679
- [laughs]
- What are you doing, Gerald?
540
00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:33,307
- [breathes heavily]
- Oh, are you trying to avenge me again?
541
00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:36,560
Of course. I will not rest
until those damned highwaymen are--
542
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,897
Dear God.
It's been 150 years. Move on, man.
543
00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:42,065
- You're obsessed.
- I'm not obsessed. I'm passionate.
544
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:45,152
All you ever do is bang on about
the highwaymen and, oh, the stupid ruby.
545
00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:47,738
- It was an emerald and you know it.
- [baroness scoffs]
546
00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:50,616
The size of a monkey's fist
because you love monkeys.
547
00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:51,909
I said I liked monkeys one time.
548
00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:54,119
Look, I'm trying to do something nice
for you. All right?
549
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,079
Would you just let me slaughter these men.
550
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:57,581
- [baroness] For God's sake.
- [Gerald laughs]
551
00:24:57,581 --> 00:25:00,000
Guys, come on.
I can see what's happening here.
552
00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:05,631
Baroness, he's only obsessed
with avenging you because he cares.
553
00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:07,549
That's his love language.
554
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:11,970
And Baron, the baroness
doesn't want big fancy gestures.
555
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:16,558
She just wants you to be more present
and put the past behind you.
556
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:20,103
So, you're saying
I should let go of the mittens.
557
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:21,897
Oh, so you get it when he says it.
558
00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:26,276
Why don't you give the mittens to me?
And then you can finally move on.
559
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:29,738
I suppose it is hard to pick things up
wearing them.
560
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:32,115
Also trying to be scary.
561
00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:35,577
Got mittens on. It's impossible.
562
00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:38,997
- How about I give you just one?
- [Dick] I mean, they're attached.
563
00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:42,668
So, unless you wanna come with us,
probably gonna be a bit tricky. [chuckles]
564
00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:44,503
[sighs]
565
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:46,672
Go on.
566
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,177
[sighs]
567
00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:56,765
[Hellhounds laughing]
568
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:03,146
[person imitating bird cooing]
569
00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:07,818
Oh, my God.
570
00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:10,153
[cooing]
571
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:11,572
Nell.
572
00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:13,407
- [sighs]
- [Dick] What took you so long?
573
00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:15,284
Been doing that for about two hours.
574
00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:17,703
What are you doing here, Dick?
What bird was that supposed to be?
575
00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:19,329
It's just general forest atmos.
576
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:20,455
[sighs]
577
00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:23,750
Look, I know I messed up, Nell,
but I've got a plan to rescue Honesty
578
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,794
and get that emerald
the size of a monkey's fist.
579
00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:27,713
- [sighs]
- But I need you back in the gang.
580
00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:29,214
I'm in a gang, Dick.
581
00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:32,426
A proper gang led by
an insane murderous psychopath,
582
00:26:32,426 --> 00:26:34,720
which is something I've always wanted.
583
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,347
- You don't look very happy.
- That's just my face.
584
00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:40,475
[inhales deeply] Bye, Dick.
585
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,936
Hey, Nell. I almost forgot.
586
00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:44,354
I finished your balaclava.
587
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,107
I went with eyeholes in the end.
588
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:48,525
Slot looked ridiculous.
589
00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:50,277
Right. Thanks.
590
00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:52,279
Nell.
591
00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:54,072
Take care, yeah?
592
00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:55,449
Okay.
593
00:26:56,617 --> 00:26:58,076
- Bye.
- Bye.
594
00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,119
[cooing] Bye.
595
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,705
[cooing] B--
[normal] Yeah, I'm not doing that.
596
00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:09,505
[Leslie] Next challenge.
Get over here, maggots.
597
00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:11,423
- [Nell] Coming, Leslie! I mean, boss!
- [sighs]
598
00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:14,885
The final trial is information.
599
00:27:15,761 --> 00:27:18,138
Half this game is knowing who to rob.
600
00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:21,225
Every good heist target, I put it in here.
601
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:23,560
Along with a collection of
romantic stories I've been working on.
602
00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:25,979
You add to it and you're in.
603
00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:28,649
Let's hear what you've got.
604
00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:33,654
[inhales sharply]
He was an older off-limits lord...
605
00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:37,199
- Oh.
- ...and she was the village milkmaid.
606
00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:40,536
But when he looked at her, my God,
607
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:43,830
she burned hotter
than the blacksmith's forge.
608
00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:46,291
Ooh, I like it.
609
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,752
Steamy premise.
610
00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:51,839
- It's going in the book.
- Yes!
611
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:52,923
[grunts]
612
00:27:58,428 --> 00:27:59,429
Nell?
613
00:28:00,097 --> 00:28:01,723
Uh, okay. Yeah. Um...
614
00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:08,730
He, uh, is a strong gravedigger,
615
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:12,943
and she is a... [breathes shakily]
616
00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:16,530
...well, buxom security guard.
617
00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:20,117
[breathing shakily]
Um, and their schedules keep clashing
618
00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:21,743
so they never get to kiss.
619
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,832
Well, it's terrible.
620
00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:28,625
It's not romantic at all.
621
00:28:30,419 --> 00:28:33,297
- You better have a good heist target.
- Uh, yeah, uh, let me think.
622
00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:34,631
Targets. Um...
623
00:28:34,631 --> 00:28:37,050
Yeah. [stammers]
I-I actually-- Wait, wait, wait.
624
00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:40,846
[inhales sharply] What if I got you
that emerald the size of a monkey's fist?
625
00:28:43,515 --> 00:28:45,517
[distant howling]
626
00:28:48,979 --> 00:28:50,439
- [branch snaps]
- [gasps]
627
00:28:50,439 --> 00:28:51,565
Oh, how did it go?
628
00:28:51,565 --> 00:28:53,483
Not great. [sighs] She's not coming back.
629
00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:55,444
[chuckles] Best Friend Boys it is.
630
00:28:55,444 --> 00:28:56,904
[vocalizes]
631
00:28:57,946 --> 00:28:59,072
[gasps]
632
00:29:01,158 --> 00:29:02,993
[horses whinnying]
633
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:07,664
[screaming]
634
00:29:07,664 --> 00:29:09,917
Honesty, don't worry.
We're gonna get you off there.
635
00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:14,046
- You're looking great, by the way.
- Yeah?
636
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,974
[Leslie] I'll be taking those.
637
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:35,859
I'm about to succeed where
three generations of Duvals have failed.
638
00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:36,944
What?
639
00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:42,449
My great-grandfather killed
the baroness looking for this... emerald.
640
00:29:43,325 --> 00:29:44,576
Get out my way.
641
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,412
Come here you little beauty.
642
00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:50,457
[breathing heavily]
643
00:29:57,714 --> 00:29:59,132
[Gerald laughs]
644
00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:01,969
What? What's happening?
645
00:30:02,886 --> 00:30:04,388
[screams]
646
00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:06,807
[grunting]
647
00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:11,103
[stammers] But I was wearing the mittens.
648
00:30:11,103 --> 00:30:13,981
Those aren't the real mittens.
I knitted those.
649
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:16,149
These beauties are the real mittens.
650
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:19,903
Only an imbecile would take those mittens,
the ones I knitted,
651
00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:22,489
thinking they were the real mittens.
[chuckles]
652
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,576
[screaming]
653
00:30:25,576 --> 00:30:27,578
[screaming fades]
654
00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:29,371
[recruit] Oi, Turpin, drop the emerald.
655
00:30:31,248 --> 00:30:32,374
- Not so fast.
- [grunts]
656
00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:34,543
- [breathing heavily, straining]
- Yeah.
657
00:30:35,127 --> 00:30:36,587
That's the coolest thing I've ever done.
658
00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:38,463
- So, you got my message then?
- What message?
659
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:40,299
Have you been exchanging messages
behind my back?
660
00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:42,301
The one I sewed inside the balaclava.
661
00:30:42,301 --> 00:30:43,886
Told you needlecraft would come in handy.
662
00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:46,180
I'm still not wearing
that balaclava, okay?
663
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,307
- [grunts]
- [Nell] Go finish your romance novel.
664
00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:49,808
- [Moose] Honesty.
- Yeah?
665
00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:51,852
[chuckles] How are you doing, mate?
666
00:30:51,852 --> 00:30:53,478
- I need a drink.
- Oh. [sighs]
667
00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:54,563
And some lip balm.
668
00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:01,820
[Eliza] Well done, Dick.
That was incredible.
669
00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:04,823
I've tripled my pamphlet sales.
I've got six readers.
670
00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:06,658
Wow. How did you get it out so quickly?
671
00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:08,243
I was watching you from the bushes.
672
00:31:08,243 --> 00:31:10,704
- Slightly creepy.
- Oh, look.
673
00:31:10,704 --> 00:31:13,123
They're updating the highwayman charts.
674
00:31:14,917 --> 00:31:16,752
- [clamoring, cheering]
- Nineteen!
675
00:31:16,752 --> 00:31:19,254
- [chuckles] Nice one, Dick!
- Top 20!
676
00:31:19,254 --> 00:31:20,964
- All right. I'll take it.
- [chuckles]
677
00:31:20,964 --> 00:31:22,591
This is just the start, Dick.
678
00:31:24,635 --> 00:31:27,054
- You'll need to pay for those, by the way.
- [Nell] What?
679
00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:32,309
[clicks tongue]
Here's your cardi, Slasher.
680
00:31:32,309 --> 00:31:36,063
Thanks, Dick. [chuckles] So snuggly.
[chuckles]
681
00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:37,689
[Dick] Anyone else want anything?
682
00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:40,526
Chunky turtleneck for hangings?
Stop the rope chafing.
683
00:31:40,526 --> 00:31:42,778
- Yeah, I'll have one.
- I'll take one of those!
684
00:31:42,778 --> 00:31:44,071
[patrons clamoring]
685
00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:47,199
Okay, fine.
Maybe you are a highwayman, Dick.
686
00:31:47,199 --> 00:31:49,576
- Sorry, what was that?
- Absolutely nothing.
687
00:31:58,502 --> 00:32:00,170
Sir. Sir, I found them.
688
00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:02,548
- The Essex Gang? You have them?
- [Slake] No, sir.
689
00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:05,050
Different colored pins for the map.
690
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:07,052
For the love of God. [sighs]
691
00:32:07,052 --> 00:32:10,389
- Slake, prepare my horse.
- [stammers] Yes.
692
00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:14,142
If a job's worth doing, do it yourself.
693
00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:17,396
I won't rest until I've
got this Dick firmly in my grasp.
694
00:32:17,396 --> 00:32:18,438
[snickers]
695
00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:20,232
It's really not that funny, Christopher.
696
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:21,316
[sighs]