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駕...

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駕...

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駕...

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我的攔路搶劫處女秀

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我上一次如此興奮
是發現我的顴骨很帥時

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- 迪克,這是你的槍
- 謝謝

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要射殺別人就用那個

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好,哇,它還真小

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看起來就像你那把槍的縮小版

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所以我要拿它去搶驛馬車囉?

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你確定不要讓我們打頭陣嗎?

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畢竟你沒經驗又不熟悉,而且槍還很小

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妮兒,我會沒事的,相信我,我能搞定

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駕...

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- 好,各位,就是現在
- 駕...

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我們要創造歷史了

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好

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數到三就出擊,一、二...

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駕...

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我們搶下一輛吧

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馬車跑得可真快

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好,各位,機會又來了

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我已經學到寶貴的教訓

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這次我們數到二就出擊

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不,你待在這裡就好,別搞破壞

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看我們表演吧

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我的小槍何時能派上用場?

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- 不准動
- 放開你的馬

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這是搶劫

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你是誰?你車上載了什麼?

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快說,否則我啃了你的臉

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拜託別傷害我,我叫克雷格,巫師克雷格

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我只是載了一般的巫師用品

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是嗎?把車廂打開

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這是怎樣?你的錢呢?

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我說了,我只是卑微的巫師

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我們的收入比護理師還低

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我要大聲撂狠話,是大聲撂狠話喔

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拜託,東西隨你們拿,別殺我就好

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天啊,我要恐慌發作了,我得吸藥

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我得...

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這真是太糟了

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(通緝令,艾塞克斯幫)

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{\an8}《迪克特平的冒險歪傳》

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迪克,怎麼了?你都沒吃你的鼠肉

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老實男,這跟鼠肉無關

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不過這老鼠確實很噁心,抱歉,穆斯

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剛才實在太糟糕了
我們把那傢伙洗劫一空

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沒錯,那就是土匪會做的事

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我們會行搶,然後躲在隱密的藏身處

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這地方根本不隱密,那裡有人在遛狗

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午安,琳達

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好吧,迪克,你是新頭子
你未來打算怎麼做?

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叫對方把錢全部交出來,但不交也可以?

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我還沒好好思考過這點

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但我們可以多多展現威風氣勢

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誤導伎倆

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- 製造奇異錯覺
- 對

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我們可以用強大的想像力迷惑人們

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然後趁他們目眩神迷時

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偷偷騎馬溜走,調皮地眨個眼

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真調皮

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要是你沒有招惹強納森威德

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我們也不用想新的搶劫手法

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對,那是我的小疏失

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他以前會告訴我們要搶哪些馬車

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但現在因為你,他想要...對,殺了我們

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妮兒,他並不想殺我們

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他當時只是有點生氣
現在大概已經忘記我們了

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(通緝令,不計死活,迪克特平)

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克里斯多福,我要抓到他

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我這輩子從沒這麼想抓一個人

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他以前也很想抓我

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史蕾,搜捕特平的進度如何?

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大人,這些是最近迪克出沒的所有地點

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有數名目擊者說
看到他出現在這裡、這裡和這裡

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真了不起

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全郡的各個角落都有他的蹤跡

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不,大人,那些圖釘只是用來固定地圖的

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真是的,史蕾
妳不能用不同顏色的圖釘嗎?

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這樣很容易搞混

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- 是,大人,抱歉
- 叫他們繼續找

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我要儘快把這小老二抓到手

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克里斯多福,別這麼幼稚

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伙伴們,這段路真顛簸

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馬要寄放在哪裡?

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{\an8}(攔路強盜之夜,喝酒不騎馬)

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{\an8}你是說,真的有專為攔路強盜
舉辦的攔路強盜之夜?

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沒錯,迪克,你一定會喜歡

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每月第二個週二都會辦

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各地的攔路強盜聚在一起喝酒
交易武器,並分享搶劫故事

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而且還有抽獎活動

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記住,我們是來找搶劫目標的

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所以要豎起耳朵,注意周圍動靜

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- 不是真的豎起來,老實男
- 好

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真是高朋滿座

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所有頭號通緝犯都在這裡

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葛雷森幫

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{\an8}(頭號通緝犯,葛雷森幫)

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白日夢幫

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(懸賞,白日夢幫)

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那群畜生是恐怖捲髮幫

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{\an8}(危險人物,恐怖捲髮幫)

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迪克,拜託別在其他幫派面前
讓我們丟臉,好嗎?

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妮兒,別擔心我
我知道如何跟老罪犯打交道

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我有強大的魅力

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看仔細了

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嗨,大塊頭,你的長襪真好看

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我是迪克特平,艾塞克斯幫的新頭子
你們大概聽過我

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滾遠一點

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好,拜託你別害死我們

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至少撐到你當老大的第三天

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妮兒...

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可以給我錢買抽獎券嗎?

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拜託...求求妳

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抱歉,你們可以別這麼丟臉嗎?

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各位,快過來

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我找到卡座了

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天啊,我討厭這群伙伴

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- 迪克特平
- 伊萊莎

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你大膽逃出泰伯恩的事蹟
深受我唯一的讀者喜愛

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- 甚至讓我有了其他讀者
- 哇

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(迪克大膽逃脫記)

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- 所以人們都喜歡我?
- 他們愛死你了

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只要你繼續豁出性命
進行越來越刺激的冒險

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我們很快就會有全世界最暢銷的小冊子

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或至少是全村最暢銷的

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我會出名

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- 好
- 天啊,你這是在幹嘛?

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我在做要給妳的頭套

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其實我正織到關鍵部位

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妳要眼洞還是大開口?

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我要你別引人側目,好嗎?

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攔路強盜只會殺人和搶劫

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他們不會編織

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也許他們應該學一下

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因為針線活有時能派上大用場

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- 迪克,你還活著
- 小凱倫

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這輪酒我請客,你們想喝什麼?

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好,小妹,請來四大杯店裡最烈的麥酒

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- 和一大碗豬肉
- 好的

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我喝花草茶就好,看有沒有薄荷茶

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我也一樣,不如我們一起喝一壺吧

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好,再加一份我喜歡的義大利硬餅乾

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馬上來

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那是什麼?

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那是攔路強盜排行榜

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他們會計算所有幫派偷到的財物
殺人數量和嚇人程度

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然後給予排名,從最佳幫派到...

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沒那麼厲害的幫派

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- 我們排第幾名?
- 你接手後是第49名

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我們擠進前50名了,真厲害

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對,總共才50個幫派

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所以我們只贏過一個幫派嗎?

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- 他們是誰?
- 某某兄弟幫

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嗨

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一群蠢貨

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第一名是誰?

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{\an8}就是他們,地獄惡犬幫

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{\an8}(死刑,地獄惡犬幫)

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那是他們的頭子,萊斯利杜瓦

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他是全世界最凶悍的攔路強盜

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他超猛的

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他是我的攔路強盜偶像

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他算是跟你相反

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那樣的話,我應該向他請教一番

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- 嘿,萊哥,這裡
- 不,迪克,別這樣

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我失禮了嗎?

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嗨,我是迪克特平,艾塞克斯幫的新頭子

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我知道你是誰,混蛋

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我看過你穿著怪襯衫四處跑

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是嗎?哪一件?荷葉飾領那件?

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也許他是說像漂亮女生上衣那件

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有蝴蝶結那件

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- 你在織東西?
- 對,怎麼了?你想要什麼嗎?

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我可以快速織一雙暖腳套送你

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我織得很快

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天啊,妮兒

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妳幹嘛當這種傻蛋的手下?

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傻蛋真好笑,我喜歡

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其實他殺了湯姆金恩

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所以,他現在是我們的頭子

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胡說八道

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湯姆金恩不可能被他這種軟腳蝦殺死

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他確實死了,我對他的臉開槍

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沒錯...他直接轟了他的臉

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直接轟掉

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從頭骨上轟掉

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飛越空中,掉到一棵樹上

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乍看之下就像那棵樹長了一張臉

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很厲害吧

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天啊,妮兒,我替妳感到丟臉

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有空來找我,來替像樣的幫派工作

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妮兒現在就在像樣的幫派裡,艾塞克斯幫

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我們就跟這裡的其他幫派一樣強悍

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迪克,你的薄荷茶來了

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我加了一點蜂蜜

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- 我知道你喉嚨沙啞
- 謝啦,小凱倫

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天啊,你真是個遜咖頭子

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我上次聽說
你們搶了一個叫克雷格的小巫師

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對,那是一場錯誤

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我們現在有新的願景

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更大型、更刺激的搶劫

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- 你準備好要幹大事了?
- 沒錯,大型又刺激

205
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是嗎?多大型?

206
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,474
跟你幹的有得比

207
00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:22,646
那你不如去搶不可搶的馬車吧

208
00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:26,942
瘋子才去搶那個

209
00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:28,569
也許我會去

210
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:29,903
什麼是不可搶的馬車?

211
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:35,367
據說它會載著一顆
跟猴子拳頭一樣大的綠寶石

212
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,244
那是多大?猴子有大有小

213
00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,620
大約這麼大

214
00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,247
猴子嗎?那還真小一隻

215
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:43,292
我是說拳頭,蠢貨,不是猴子,是拳頭

216
00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,335
那合理多了,好,我們接受挑戰

217
00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,963
這正是我理想中的搶劫

218
00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:50,257
超刺激的猴子拳頭大搶案

219
00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:55,012
那輛馬車每晚都會在午夜
經過那棵大懸鈴木

220
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就看你們是否有種去搶

221
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,016
我們絕對有種

222
00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,350
那我可得見識一下

223
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,436
- 你會見識到的
- 會嗎?

224
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,647
- 會的
- 那就快去吧

225
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:11,320
- 你說的懸鈴木是哪棵?
- 教堂旁又大又閃亮的那棵

226
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,487
我知道

227
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,114
好,晚點見,好嗎?

228
00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:20,329
聽說這輛馬車被詛咒了
那樣不太妙,對吧?

229
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:24,750
希望不是真的,我加入這幫派時
唯一的要求就是別受到詛咒

230
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:28,337
我很清楚表明我有多不想被詛咒

231
00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,297
相信我,穆斯,它不會有詛咒

232
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,274
迪克,你又說對了,它看起來完全正常

233
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,193
- 你先請
- 交給我吧

234
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:52,903
站住,交出金銀財寶

235
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:55,531
可以嗎?

236
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,829
老實男,我們上

237
00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:04,623
好

238
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,753
上了很久的班嗎?

239
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,340
今年有休假嗎?

240
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,429
哇,真不可思議

241
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:23,016
而且真的跟猴子拳頭一樣大,你看

242
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:23,934
{\an8}(尺寸參考)

243
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,018
{\an8}真的耶

244
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:43,704
迪克...怎麼回事?

245
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,664
迪克

246
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,796
天啊

247
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,548
迪克...這是怎麼回事?

248
00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:58,969
一群傻子

249
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:02,014
沒人會對不可搶的馬車行搶

250
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,850
碰到綠寶石的人會變成車夫

251
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,768
什麼?迪克

252
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:11,190
我駕駛那輛馬車43年,但現在我自由了

253
00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:16,445
我可以去跟你的漂亮老婆上床
揍你的小孩

254
00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:19,948
- 並吃掉你家所有起司
- 迪克

255
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,708
攔下它,攔下那輛馬車,你得想個辦法

256
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,793
什麼辦法都沒用

257
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:36,965
他被困住了,只有笨蛋
才會去搶不可搶的馬車

258
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,510
但你自己也搶過

259
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:44,181
這個嘛,是沒錯
但當時這件事不太有人知道

260
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:47,017
現在只有笨蛋才會碰那顆寶石了

261
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,228
一個十足的笨蛋

262
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:50,687
好,你已經說過了

263
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:55,776
笨蛋...

264
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,950
你們搶得順利嗎?

265
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,493
老實說,不太順利

266
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,120
老實男一碰到那顆綠寶石,就成了車夫

267
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,081
當然了,你這呆瓜

268
00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:11,542
那就是對不可搶的馬車行搶的下場

269
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:13,502
只有笨蛋才不知道

270
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:14,837
可以別再說笨蛋了嗎?

271
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,214
我以前就見過一些三流的攔路搶劫幫派

272
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:18,924
但你們真是最爛的一群

273
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,551
是倒數第二爛

274
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:21,760
現在不是了

275
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:23,971
(某某兄弟幫,艾塞克斯幫)

276
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,475
可惡的某某兄弟幫

277
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:32,396
妮兒,妳要讓自己丟臉幾次?

278
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:36,358
加入我們吧,我們的第一神射手瘋狂蘿西
瞎了一隻眼睛

279
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:39,236
她現在毫無用處,空間感很糟

280
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,195
拜託嘛

281
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,489
我?成為地獄惡犬?

282
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,366
那是我夢寐以求的事

283
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,953
妮兒,妳不能離開我們
我都還沒做好妳的頭套

284
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,413
我根本不想要頭套

285
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,541
也許他可以把它改成小腰包

286
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,792
讓妳裝雜物

287
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,586
迪克,你不是攔路強盜

288
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,212
你越早接受事實越好

289
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,050
衝吧,地獄惡犬幫

290
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,220
那個小老二在哪裡?

291
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,305
在這呢

292
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,273
有素食的嗎?

293
00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:22,154
{\an8}好,根據這本小冊子的內容
你現在是攔路強盜了

294
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,740
所有罪犯中最低階的一種

295
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,241
進展如何?

296
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,202
其實進展很不錯,我們表現出色

297
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:31,163
特平先生,我們失去了一半的伙伴

298
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:33,165
而且在攔路強盜排行榜上墊底

299
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:35,042
連某某兄弟幫都贏過我們

300
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,752
一切糟糕透了

301
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:37,878
好了,穆斯

302
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,546
人們不需要知道細節吧?

303
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,174
所以你遭遇了大挫敗?

304
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:43,550
對,這件事很奇怪

305
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:47,012
我們去搶一輛被詛咒的馬車
結果老實男成了它的車夫

306
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:50,015
- 你們去搶不可搶的馬車?
- 對

307
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:53,060
只有笨蛋才會去搶不可搶的馬車

308
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,688
班尼,你聽見了嗎?
他去搶了不可搶的馬車

309
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,525
只有笨蛋才會去搶不可搶的馬車

310
00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:01,568
你們倆怎麼知道不可搶的馬車?

311
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:05,572
人人都知道不可搶的馬車嗎?

312
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,491
對,人人都知道不可搶的馬車

313
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,117
- 它被詛咒了
- 它被詛咒了

314
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,203
- 它被詛咒了
- 是,我知道它被詛咒了

315
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,288
你一碰到它,就會變成它的車夫

316
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,415
對,我知道,那已經發生了

317
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,334
我們得把妮兒和老實男找回來

318
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,003
或者拋下他們,另組新的幫派

319
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,255
只有我們倆

320
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:24,675
我們可以叫做死黨男孩幫

321
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:27,261
我們不能讓老實男困在被詛咒的馬車上

322
00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:29,721
為什麼?也許他很享受呢

323
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:37,688
拜託,各位,好好想一下
一定有人知道如何解除詛咒

324
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:40,148
我們搶過的那個胖胖倉鼠男呢?

325
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,276
- 克雷格,那個巫師
- 克雷格?

326
00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:43,694
- 來自威格洛樹林?
- 對

327
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:45,279
喜歡狗屁魔法的那位?

328
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,738
他不是巫師

329
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,073
他是個騙子

330
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,992
他的確是巫師,我看過他飄浮

331
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,702
班尼,他只是跳起來而已

332
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:54,371
聽好,兒子,別被那些花招騙了

333
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:58,292
回到肉店來,乖乖為我...切肉吧

334
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,460
不行,爸,我得去救老實男

335
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,380
那樣的話,也許妮兒會回來
我就可以給她頭套了

336
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,716
兒子,你應該是織眼洞
而不是大開口吧?

337
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:10,429
記住我那句老話,大開口會毀了形狀

338
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,849
好,我們差不多該離開了,走吧,穆斯

339
00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:21,273
- 好樣的,托比
- 正中紅心

340
00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:22,816
你的幫派成員真厲害

341
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,318
是啊,本來就該如此

342
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:27,863
我只招募最狠、最凶殘的惡棍

343
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,865
他吃了自己的老爸

344
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:31,491
她會亂踢孤兒

345
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,410
還有這傢伙,他喝酒從不請客

346
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,828
- 真是人渣
- 沒錯

347
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,914
而且這個藏身處好隱密

348
00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:38,790
你這裡一定很少遛狗的路人

349
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,710
發現這地方的人
都會當場被我們拷打並殺掉

350
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,296
- 所以...
- 瞭解,好喔...

351
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,131
- 是
- 那你們如何處置那些狗?

352
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:50,302
當然是為牠們找新家,我們可不是禽獸

353
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:51,637
是,當然了

354
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,848
老大,我們何時要進行第一次大搶劫?

355
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,016
妳真調皮

356
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,186
別心急,小菜鳥,妳還不是地獄惡犬

357
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:02,189
如果妳想要瘋狂蘿西的位置
就得跟那群人競爭

358
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,106
(公開比試)

359
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,650
但我離開了舊幫派

360
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:07,152
妮兒,那根本不算幫派,那是編織社團

361
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:10,989
不...我得確認妳的技巧沒有生疏

362
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,657
我沒有生疏,好嗎?

363
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,077
我根本是生疏的相反

364
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,703
這話聽起來很生疏

365
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,954
好吧,確實很生疏

366
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:23,794
但相信我,這些投機的傢伙
絕對不是我的對手

367
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,137
威格洛樹林很大

368
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,973
我們不可能找得到他

369
00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,767
- 那個人是他吧?
- 對,就是他

370
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:46,024
好,這傢伙大概很討厭我們
所以我們得使勁討好他

371
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,277
- 交給我來吧
- 好

372
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,530
- 誰在那裡?
- 別擔心,是我們

373
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,073
前不久搶劫過你的人

374
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,658
- 穆斯
- 離我遠一點

375
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:56,869
你們揍了我,還說要吃掉我的臉

376
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,497
- 救命
- 冷靜點

377
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,082
你只會再次尿褲子

378
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,001
我沒有尿褲子,那是黃色藥水

379
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,003
只是漏了一點出來,救命

380
00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:08,380
你被石頭鉤住了,我來幫你

381
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,591
你會把布料扯壞

382
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:13,635
好,解開了

383
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:16,471
但在你跑走之前
我必須說,我好愛那件斗篷

384
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,890
那件斗篷真好看

385
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:20,601
可惜長度不適合你,我來幫你修改吧

386
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,019
我帶了縫紉機

387
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,190
好啊,有何不可呢?

388
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:28,775
做夢吧,詭異哥德男

389
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,529
又鉤住了

390
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,035
我把它改短到你的小腿中間

391
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,412
我發現這是斗篷的最佳長度

392
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:43,582
我還在前面加了新釦子,以防它迸開

393
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:46,251
哇,你才是真正有魔法的人

394
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:49,546
現在你的魔法護身符可以擺在外面了

395
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,882
它之前一定常常卡到生鏽的舊釦子

396
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,051
你知道嗎?它的確會卡到舊釦子

397
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:55,385
每次都卡到

398
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:59,681
所以要先穿斗篷,然後戴護身符
最後才是獸角帽

399
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,142
斗篷、魔法護身符、獸角帽

400
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,977
哇,你真的幫了我大忙

401
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,021
- 恩怨一筆勾銷
- 謝了,朋友

402
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:09,191
我很不好意思問,但你可以回報我嗎?

403
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,072
歡迎來到我的工作室,魔法橡樹

404
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:19,660
哇,這種隱密藏身處才像樣嘛

405
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,703
沒人找得到這地方

406
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,497
早安,克雷格

407
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:24,957
嗨,琳達

408
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:34,258
然後他就變成車夫,駛進黑夜中了

409
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:36,510
那種神祕車輛很危險

410
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,679
我來找找資料

411
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,056
我這裡好像有一本書

412
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:43,183
這地方太酷了

413
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:46,061
無止境的魔法

414
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,480
{\an8}(被詛咒的交通工具大全)

415
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,024
好,我來瞧瞧

416
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,986
“被附身的驢車”,不是

417
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,779
“中了法術的溜冰鞋”

418
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,656
“鬧鬼的獨木舟”,不是

419
00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:00,659
找到了,不可搶的馬車

420
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,163
好,請容我用巫師的嗓音朗讀

421
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,336
“從前有一位男爵

422
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:16,091
他為妻子買了一顆
跟猴子拳頭一樣大的綠寶石

423
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,427
- 在他要...”
- 克雷格,請暫停一下

424
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:20,345
- 怎麼了?謝謝
- 那嗓音很好聽

425
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,598
可是好像有點讓人分心

426
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:24,725
我聽不清楚任何內容

427
00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:26,518
好,抱歉,那我用正常聲音唸

428
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,770
其實那種唸法也很傷喉嚨

429
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,772
- 好,麻煩了
- 好

430
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,902
“從前有一位男爵,他為妻子買了一顆

431
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:37,196
跟猴子拳頭一樣大的綠寶石

432
00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:39,239
在他要把禮物送她的前一晚

433
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:42,201
她卻遭到在尋找那顆寶石的攔路強盜殺害

434
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:47,998
盛怒的男爵僱用了一名巫師
對那顆綠寶石下了詛咒

435
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:50,417
企圖讓該名攔路強盜落入陷阱

436
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,462
並遭受永生永世的懲罰”

437
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:57,716
這背景故事很精彩
但書上有提到如何釋放車夫嗎?

438
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:04,932
這裡提到男爵還打造了一雙特別手套

439
00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:09,228
戴上它就可以觸碰綠寶石,而不會被困住

440
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:10,604
我們得拿到那雙手套

441
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,898
- 那可能是拯救老實男的關鍵
- 對

442
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:15,901
或者我們把綠寶石賣掉
到什羅普郡過退休生活

443
00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:17,152
只有我們倆

444
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,196
克雷格,那雙手套在哪?

445
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:21,907
手套埋在他們家族的地下墓室

446
00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:25,786
由男爵的鬼魂親自看守

447
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,248
別亂碰,那東西的電池很奇怪

448
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:30,999
很不好找

449
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,711
總共有四場比試

450
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:40,342
獲勝者將會成為地獄惡犬幫的正式成員

451
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:42,636
那位置是我的

452
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,055
想要的話就先殺了我

453
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:46,723
殺了妳更好

454
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:51,144
第一場比試,請盡全力瞄準目標

455
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,229
否則你們小命不保

456
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:03,907
第二場比試

457
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,367
在我開槍之前

458
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,202
你們要裝好子彈並開槍

459
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,507
第三場比試,抓著財寶跑

460
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,135
沒錯,輸的人得受死

461
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:29,224
再見了,凱文

462
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,104
最後剩下兩位

463
00:22:39,318 --> 00:22:40,402
一定就是這裡了

464
00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:44,072
迪克,你知道我的要求是不能被詛咒吧?

465
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:47,326
可是這地方有濃濃的詛咒氣氛

466
00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:49,077
拜託,才沒有什麼詛咒氣氛

467
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:55,542
濃濃的詛咒氣氛

468
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,254
好吧,確實有點詛咒氣氛

469
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:10,849
迪克,詛咒氣氛好像越來越濃了

470
00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:14,061
迪克,我不喜歡這樣

471
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:15,687
我起雞皮疙瘩了

472
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,189
快,幫我推開這個

473
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:21,902
這一定是男爵的遺物

474
00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:25,906
他喜歡打板球

475
00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:29,326
長途旅行的枕頭

476
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,079
不過沒有手套

477
00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:39,711
是誰膽敢打擾我安息?

478
00:23:40,337 --> 00:23:42,756
迪克,那雙手套

479
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:46,134
你就是男爵,你打造了不可搶的馬車

480
00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:49,888
那是為了抓到殺害我愛妻的混蛋攔路強盜

481
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:55,102
我鄙視攔路強盜,願他們永遠受詛咒

482
00:23:55,102 --> 00:24:02,025
願他們被葬在無名塚
願他們的那話兒萎縮掉落

483
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,736
- 你們從事哪一行?
- 我們是攔路強盜

484
00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:06,613
什麼?

485
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,032
不,他是說“讓路”

486
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,326
- 他來自紐卡索
- 不

487
00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,829
沒錯,當然了,朋友

488
00:24:13,829 --> 00:24:15,789
準備受死吧

489
00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:28,969
等等,我會把劍握好,然後好好報仇

490
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,096
傑羅,你在做什麼?

491
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,307
你又想替我報仇了?

492
00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:36,560
當然,我絕不罷休
要等到那些該死的攔路強盜...

493
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,897
天啊,已經150年了,放下吧

494
00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:42,065
- 你走火入魔了
- 我不是走火入魔,是滿腔熱血

495
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:45,152
你只會一直講攔路強盜的事
還有那愚蠢的紅寶石

496
00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:47,738
妳明知道那是綠寶石

497
00:24:47,738 --> 00:24:50,616
跟猴子拳頭一樣大,因為妳喜歡猴子

498
00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:51,909
我只說過一次我喜歡猴子

499
00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:54,119
我是要替妳討公道,好嗎?

500
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,079
就讓我殺了這兩個人吧

501
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:57,581
真是的

502
00:24:57,581 --> 00:25:00,000
兩位,拜託,我明白這是怎麼回事了

503
00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:05,631
男爵夫人,他為了報仇而走火入魔
只是因為他在乎妳

504
00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:07,549
那是他表達愛意的方式

505
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:11,970
男爵,男爵夫人不想要浮誇的示愛舉動

506
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:16,558
她只想要你多用心陪伴她,並放下過去

507
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:20,354
所以你是說,我應該放下這雙手套

508
00:25:20,354 --> 00:25:21,897
由他來說你就聽得懂

509
00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:26,276
不如把那雙手套給我吧
那你就終於能放下了

510
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:29,738
戴著這雙手套很難拿東西

511
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:32,115
還要一邊嚇人

512
00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:35,577
我戴著手套,很難做事

513
00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:38,997
- 不然我給你一隻就好?
- 它們是相連的

514
00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:41,792
除非你想跟我們一起走
那大概會有點麻煩

515
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:46,672
給他吧

516
00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:07,818
天啊

517
00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:11,572
妮兒

518
00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:13,407
妳怎麼這麼久才來?

519
00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:15,284
我叫了大約兩小時了

520
00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:17,703
迪克,你來這裡幹嘛?你學的是什麼鳥?

521
00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:19,329
只是一般的森林聲響

522
00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:23,750
妮兒,我知道我搞砸了
但我有計畫可以拯救老實男

523
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,794
並得到那顆猴子拳頭大的綠寶石

524
00:26:26,545 --> 00:26:27,713
但我需要妳回來

525
00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:29,214
迪克,我有新幫派了

526
00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:32,426
一個像樣的幫派,由瘋狂殺人魔帶領

527
00:26:32,426 --> 00:26:34,720
這是我一直以來的目標

528
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,347
- 妳看起來不太開心
- 我天生臭臉

529
00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:40,475
再見,迪克

530
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,936
嘿,妮兒,我差點忘了

531
00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:44,354
我織好妳的頭套了

532
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,107
我最後選擇了眼洞

533
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:48,525
大開口看起來太可笑了

534
00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:50,277
好,謝謝

535
00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:52,279
妮兒

536
00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:54,072
多多保重,好嗎?

537
00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:55,449
好

538
00:26:56,617 --> 00:26:58,076
- 再見
- 再見

539
00:26:58,076 --> 00:26:59,119
再見

540
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,705
再...我還是別學好了

541
00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:09,505
下一項挑戰,快過來,小妞們

542
00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:11,423
我來了,萊斯利,我是說老大

543
00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:14,885
最後一場比試要比情報能力

544
00:27:15,761 --> 00:27:18,138
搶劫有一半的關鍵在於挑選對象

545
00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:21,225
我把所有好搶的目標都記在這裡

546
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:23,560
同時我也在寫一系列短篇愛情故事

547
00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:25,979
讓我記下東西的人就能加入

548
00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:28,649
說來聽聽吧

549
00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:33,654
他是個年長且不可靠近的貴族

550
00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:37,199
而她是村裡的擠奶女工

551
00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:40,536
但當他和她四目相交時,天啊

552
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:43,830
她燃燒得比鍛鐵爐還熾熱

553
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:46,291
我喜歡

554
00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,752
火熱的故事前提

555
00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:51,922
- 我要記上本子
- 好耶

556
00:27:58,428 --> 00:27:59,429
妮兒呢?

557
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:01,598
好,好的

558
00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:08,730
他是個強壯的掘墓人

559
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,900
而她是一名...

560
00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:16,530
身材豐滿的守衛

561
00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:21,743
他們的行程一直無法配合
所以兩人都沒機會接吻

562
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:26,832
這太爛了

563
00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:28,625
一點也不浪漫

564
00:28:30,419 --> 00:28:33,881
- 妳最好說出好搶的目標
- 好,讓我想想,目標

565
00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:37,050
好,我其實...等等

566
00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:41,096
如果我替你拿到
那顆猴子拳頭大的綠寶石呢?

567
00:28:50,856 --> 00:28:53,483
- 還順利嗎?
- 不順利,她不願意回來

568
00:28:53,984 --> 00:28:55,444
那就成立死黨男孩幫吧

569
00:29:07,748 --> 00:29:09,917
老實男,別擔心,我們馬上救你出來

570
00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:14,046
- 對了,你看起來很有精神
- 是嗎?

571
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:25,974
把手套給我吧

572
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:35,859
我就要成功做到
三代杜瓦家男人都失敗的事了

573
00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:36,944
什麼?

574
00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:42,449
我的曾祖父殺了男爵夫人
就為了尋找這顆...綠寶石

575
00:29:43,325 --> 00:29:44,576
閃邊去

576
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,412
過來吧,美麗的寶石

577
00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:01,969
什麼?怎麼回事?

578
00:30:09,852 --> 00:30:11,103
但我戴了手套啊

579
00:30:11,103 --> 00:30:13,981
那雙不是真正的手套,而是我織的

580
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:16,149
這雙才是正牌貨

581
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:19,903
只有笨蛋才會戴我織的手套

582
00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:21,488
還以為那是真的

583
00:30:27,661 --> 00:30:29,371
喂,特平,放下那顆綠寶石

584
00:30:31,248 --> 00:30:33,083
想得美

585
00:30:35,127 --> 00:30:36,587
這是我做過最酷的事

586
00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:38,463
- 所以妳看到我的訊息了?
- 什麼訊息?

587
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:40,299
你們背著我偷偷通信嗎?

588
00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:42,301
我在頭套裡面縫了字

589
00:30:42,301 --> 00:30:43,886
我就說針線活會派上用場吧

590
00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:45,971
我還是不會戴那頂頭套,懂嗎?

591
00:30:46,930 --> 00:30:48,307
去寫妳的愛情小說吧

592
00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:49,808
- 老實男
- 幹嘛?

593
00:30:50,726 --> 00:30:52,686
- 你還好嗎?
- 我需要喝一杯

594
00:30:53,562 --> 00:30:54,563
還要護唇膏

595
00:30:58,358 --> 00:30:59,359
(迪克戰勝詛咒馬車)

596
00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:01,820
做得好,迪克,真是太精彩了

597
00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:04,823
我的小冊子銷量變成三倍
現在有六名讀者了

598
00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:06,658
哇,妳怎麼這麼快就發行了?

599
00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:08,243
我一直在樹叢裡偷看你們

600
00:31:08,243 --> 00:31:10,704
- 那有點恐怖
- 你們看

601
00:31:10,704 --> 00:31:13,123
攔路強盜排行榜要更新了

602
00:31:15,751 --> 00:31:16,752
第19名

603
00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:19,254
- 好樣的,迪克
- 擠進前20名了

604
00:31:19,254 --> 00:31:20,964
好,我接受

605
00:31:20,964 --> 00:31:22,591
迪克,一切才剛要開始呢

606
00:31:24,635 --> 00:31:27,054
- 對了,你們得付錢買小冊子
- 什麼?

607
00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:32,309
砍人王,這是你的開襟衫

608
00:31:32,309 --> 00:31:35,270
謝啦,迪克,觸感好舒服

609
00:31:36,146 --> 00:31:37,689
還有人想要什麼嗎?

610
00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:40,526
受絞刑時穿的厚高領衫?避免被繩子擦傷

611
00:31:40,526 --> 00:31:42,778
- 好,我要一件
- 給我一件

612
00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:47,199
好吧,迪克,也許你算得上是攔路強盜

613
00:31:47,199 --> 00:31:49,576
- 抱歉,妳說什麼?
- 沒事

614
00:31:58,502 --> 00:32:00,170
大人...我找到了

615
00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:02,548
- 艾塞克斯幫嗎?妳找到他們了?
- 不是,大人

616
00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:05,050
是地圖用的不同顏色圖釘

617
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:06,593
真是夠了

618
00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:10,389
- 史蕾,幫我備馬
- 是

619
00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:14,142
重要的事就親自動手吧

620
00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:17,688
把這小老二抓到手以前,我絕不罷休

621
00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:20,399
克里斯多福,這真的沒那麼好笑

622
00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:04,568
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