1 00:00:08,044 --> 00:00:09,679 ["You Sexy Thing" playing] 2 00:00:51,705 --> 00:00:53,540 [George Osborne] We're making the Northern Powerhouse 3 00:00:53,540 --> 00:00:55,942 a reality and rebalancing our country. 4 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:58,992 [Theresa May] We will build a better Britain. 5 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,127 [Tony Blair] It will be a Britain renewed. 6 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:03,664 [Boris Johnson] Levelling up is a fantastic mission. 7 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:06,099 Levelling up. Levelling up. Levelling up. 8 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,175 [song ends] 9 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,313 ["Cheer" playing on headphones] 10 00:01:25,318 --> 00:01:26,353 [Gaz grunts] 11 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:29,623 [Dave] All aboard! 12 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,458 [students chattering] 13 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,526 [Dave] Come on, girls, are your legs not working this morning? 14 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,297 Morning! Morning! 15 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:41,702 Last call for scholars, slackers, superstars, and skivers. 16 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:45,806 Sheffield Spires Academy welcomes you all. 17 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:48,642 Gum in the bin provided, Jaygo, 18 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:51,378 and I'll be checking round the Portakabins at break time, 19 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,313 in case you're thinking of sparking one up. 20 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,749 All aboard! 21 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,752 [song continues] 22 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,124 Big baps! 23 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,526 Get your big baps here! 24 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,762 Do you know how offensive that is? 25 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,235 What's offensive about big baps? 26 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:17,871 [chuckles] 27 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:21,375 Bless. We'll have a chat later. 28 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,377 [song continues] 29 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,712 Beep, beep, beep, beep! Beep! 30 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,281 Thanks, guys. 31 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:29,883 Love you. 32 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,485 Love you, all. 33 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,386 [Dave] Gate's closing. 34 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:37,157 Hurry up, Mandy, before they release the lions. 35 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,593 Ah, brightest lass in the school. 36 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,562 Destiny Schofield. 37 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:43,463 You could go places if you wanted. 38 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:46,266 [groans] 39 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:47,901 [sighs] 40 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,538 You all right, Des? 41 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,741 - Gate's shut. - Irene will let me in through kitchens. 42 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:56,610 Or you could come with me down shopping centre. 43 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:57,878 I've got double physics. 44 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,179 [scoffs] Double physics. 45 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,814 Good times. Double physics. 46 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:01,881 Tough one. 47 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:03,616 [sighs] 48 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,955 Ah, bollocks. 49 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:10,357 [song continues] 50 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,524 [coughs] 51 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:24,138 [song ends] 52 00:03:24,138 --> 00:03:26,606 [Gaz groaning, grunting] 53 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,311 [brakes hiss] 54 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:38,519 [pants] Single to Parkwood Springs, please, driver. 55 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,320 You're not coming on here with that. 56 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,856 - With what? - Your mucky shoes. What do you think? 57 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,458 Oh, give over. 58 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,326 You let her on with that buggy, didn't you? 59 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:49,429 Well, surprisingly, buggies are allowed, but mattresses are not. 60 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,265 Ah. 61 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:54,601 They let parrots on airplanes and monkeys. 62 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:57,371 Emotional support animals for if you're scared of flying. 63 00:03:57,371 --> 00:04:01,775 Don't tell me. This is your emotional support mattress. 64 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,177 Could be. 65 00:04:03,177 --> 00:04:04,845 - Because you're scared of buses? - Got it. 66 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,648 - Then walk! - Oh, for God's sake, just let him on! 67 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,283 - The people say yes. - [mother scoffs] 68 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:10,718 And the driver says no. 69 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:12,152 - [passenger] Come on, mate. - [mother groans] 70 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:14,221 What if I buy a ticket for me mattress? 71 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:15,823 Can't say fairer than that, can it? 72 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:18,692 [scoffs] Two singles to Parkwood Springs. 73 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:21,362 - Full fare? - Yes, or bloody no? 74 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,130 Mattress is basically brand new! 75 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:25,131 Don't make me regret asking this. 76 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,367 Under 16 years old 77 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:29,736 gotta be half fare. 78 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:32,539 [sighs] 79 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:37,510 [speaking Korean] 80 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:39,279 [sighs] 81 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,482 - [grunts, chuckles] - [chuckles] 82 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:46,419 Stop the bus! 83 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:49,823 - [bus driver] After all that? - Des! 84 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,959 [bus driver] Give me bloody strength. 85 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,193 Des! 86 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,531 Des! Des! 87 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:58,598 Des. 88 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,668 There's some nutter shouting for you. 89 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,169 - I know. - Dessie. 90 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,171 - Des, he's got a mattress on his head. - I know. 91 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:05,339 - [man] Des! - It's your dad. 92 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:07,641 - Cal, I know. Jesus. - Des! 93 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,243 [panting] 94 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:12,479 All right, kid? 95 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,715 I've seen you from the bus. 96 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,116 [pants] 97 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:20,220 Been a while, eh? [pants] 98 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,923 How you doing? 99 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:24,158 Yeah, fine. 100 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,492 Tried calling you. 101 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,429 Oh, well, I got a new phone, so-- 102 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:31,398 Right, uh, well I'll, uh 103 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:33,600 Here. 104 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:35,836 I'll take your number. 105 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,405 [pants] 106 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,640 How are these numbers so tiny? 107 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,409 - [scoffs] - I can't-- 108 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,211 - Give it here. - Thanks. 109 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:45,579 [clears throat] 110 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,881 - Nice mattress, Mr Schofield. - Good, eh? 111 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:49,883 - Nearly new. - Ah. 112 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,885 Hey, Des, you can have it if you like. 113 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,754 Oh, I'm good for mattresses. 114 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:56,423 Right. 115 00:05:57,057 --> 00:06:00,394 - Yourself? - Uh, not today, thanks, Mr Schofield. 116 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:01,628 Right. 117 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:03,263 - There you go. Tara. - Thanks. 118 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,232 Tara. 119 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:06,934 Oh. Thanks. 120 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:09,169 - Bye, Mr Schofield. - Bye. 121 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:11,171 - Wait up, Des. - I'll call you! 122 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:15,408 Des, I like your hair! 123 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:22,315 [panting] 124 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,123 [grunts] 125 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:38,632 [groans] 126 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,270 [crowd chattering] 127 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:47,273 - Mmm. - Dessie. 128 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,376 They saw. They'll get security. 129 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:51,344 - What's your problem? - No problem. 130 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:55,749 - Dessie. - Here. Eat the evidence. 131 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,318 [groans] 132 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:01,655 - I've got double maths this afternoon. - Ah, don't be a wuss. 133 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:04,157 Totally comfortable with my wussy side. 134 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,529 What would I want a fucking mattress for, eh? 135 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,364 What's wrong with him? Weirdo. 136 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:12,199 He's friendly, though. 137 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,601 Barely seen him since he fucked off, or talked to him, nothing. 138 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:18,772 - Didn't have your number, to be fair. - Cal, don't be fair. 139 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:20,907 Righto. 140 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:25,913 [present And she'll be joining us with her recipe for lasagne. 141 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,915 Then, how much money has Chelsea, 142 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:30,851 last year's canine winner of Britain's Got Talent , made? 143 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:33,486 A-A dog won Britain's Got Talent? 144 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:37,591 - Is that what I'm hearing? A dog? - Yep, clever little bugger. 145 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,693 Is that what goes for talent these days? 146 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,596 Forget about William Shakespeare, for instance. 147 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:43,831 Well, Shakespeare's dead. 148 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,632 Or Winston Churchill. 149 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,401 Also dead. 150 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:50,437 So what about Jane Austen, Queen Victoria, or the Beatles? 151 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:53,540 I don't know. Picasso for God's sake. 152 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:57,578 Dead. Dead. Mostly dead. And Spanish. 153 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,347 Not really picking up the clues here, are you Gerald? 154 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,482 [Gerald] But a dog? 155 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,283 Says it all, doesn't it? 156 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,385 Exactly what's wrong with this country. 157 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:08,355 On the contrary, that's democracy at work, that is. 158 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:11,392 Democracy? You'll be having it up for Prime Minister next. 159 00:08:11,392 --> 00:08:13,761 Perfectly possible. As a matter of information, 160 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:16,230 - Caligula made his horse a Roman Consul. - [chuckles] 161 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:17,698 Shut up. 162 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,566 I'd vote for that dog. I think it's rather sweet. 163 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:22,369 She couldn't be worse than what we've got already. [chuckles] 164 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:23,771 Is it to takeaway? 165 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,839 - What? - Your tea, sir. 166 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,341 To takeaway? 167 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,942 No, why would it be? 168 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:31,512 Because if you don't zip it, I'll be throwing you out. 169 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,915 There'll be no politics chat in the Big Baps, thank you very much. 170 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,750 I wasn't being political, was I? 171 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,585 Everything's political. 172 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:41,288 So, what am I allowed to say? 173 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,256 Glad you asked. 174 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,960 Free speech is a fundamental human right, Dennis. 175 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,829 Not in the Big Baps, it's not. 176 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,130 Sorry. 177 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,468 - Look who it is, Ben. - All right, kid? 178 00:08:54,468 --> 00:08:56,102 Hi, grandad. 179 00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:59,740 - Back in the manual chair, I see. - Tell me about it. 180 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,575 [sighs] Battery's gone again. 181 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,243 Whole thing's knackered, really. 182 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,612 If you've got a spare three grand for a new one 183 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,881 I can do three slices of lemon drizzle cake. 184 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,650 [Nathan chuckles] No, I better get off. 185 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:12,786 All right, tara, kid. Be good. See you later, Dad. 186 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:15,322 - Thanks for dropping him, Nath. - Tara. 187 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:16,623 [door closes] 188 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:17,691 Let's have that cake. 189 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,364 - Des, give over. - [sighs] 190 00:09:23,364 --> 00:09:25,865 - Need to get you back to school, don't we? - I'm fine with the bus. 191 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:31,805 Ay, up. 192 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:39,847 - What are you doing? N-No, I don't think-- - You can't be late for double maths. 193 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:42,349 - No, I really can. Are you-- - Get in the car. 194 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:44,718 - Oh, my God. - Get in the fucking car. 195 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:45,886 [Destiny grunts] 196 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,254 [engine starts] 197 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,755 Yeah? Really? 198 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:51,625 Hey! Hey! 199 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,794 - Someone stop that car! - [Destiny screams] 200 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,829 - What are we doing? - [cheers, laughs] 201 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:56,930 My mum is gonna kill me. 202 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,166 [tyres screech] 203 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,335 We've gone from nicking sweets to a car. 204 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:02,736 [Destiny laughs, cheers] 205 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,104 Jesus. 206 00:10:04,505 --> 00:10:06,640 - [screams, laughs] - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 207 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:10,544 You're mad! You're fucking mad! 208 00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:11,611 [laughs] 209 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,748 There is nobody after us. You can calm down now. 210 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:18,619 - I am calm, kind of. - Well, stop panting then, will you? 211 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:20,620 - [panting] - I'm not. 212 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,191 [screams] 213 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,331 - [Destiny] Jesus fucking Christ! - [Cal groans] 214 00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:31,799 [Cal] He could've killed me. 215 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,801 One bite of my carotid artery. D-Dead. 216 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,202 [dog pants] 217 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,704 Doesn't look like a killer. 218 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:39,639 Oh, well, they never do, though, do they? 219 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,710 What about fag-breath Annie's sausage dog? 220 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,477 The teeth on that little bastard. 221 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:47,648 Okay, let's get it out and do one. 222 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:50,684 Don't want to be hanging around with this motor. They'll nick out round here. 223 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,153 Yeah, thieving bastards. 224 00:10:53,554 --> 00:10:55,322 [Destiny sighs] 225 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,690 Go on then. 226 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,359 Shoo! 227 00:10:58,359 --> 00:10:59,660 [dog whines] 228 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,328 [sighs] 229 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:03,397 Oh, my God. Look at that. 230 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,866 All right, dog, you are clever, eh? 231 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,168 If it's that clever, it can find its own way home. 232 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,937 I'm not chucking it out round here. 233 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,606 What happened to the hardest fucker in year 12? 234 00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:15,809 Des, the coppers are coming up that road any minute. 235 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,579 How's that gonna look on my UCAS form, eh? 236 00:11:18,579 --> 00:11:21,682 Two B's, a C, and six months suspended. 237 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,516 - [sighs] - Out the way. 238 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,922 Rabies, you've reached your destination. 239 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,591 Come here, come here. 240 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,259 Sit. 241 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,129 - Told you it were clever. - Come. Let's go. 242 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,266 [sighs] 243 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,808 - Fuck sake, Des! Let's go! - What if it gets run over? 244 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,276 We'll go to the funeral. 245 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,810 - Can we, please? - [sighs] 246 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,279 [sighs] 247 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:56,717 I've always wanted a dog. Haven't you? 248 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,118 No. 249 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,286 Hmm. 250 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,455 Oh. God. 251 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,291 Rabies. 252 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:08,796 [barks] 253 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,665 Gotta admit, dog, you're good. 254 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:14,635 [Destiny screams] 255 00:12:14,635 --> 00:12:16,403 [electrical buzzing] 256 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,805 [Ben giggling] 257 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:18,872 [Gaz laughs] 258 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,676 You are dust beneath my chariot wheels. 259 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:25,846 [giggling continues] 260 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:26,914 [Gaz] I'm winning. 261 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,114 I am. 262 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,583 I'm, uh-- I'm still winning. 263 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:34,421 Excuse me. Sir. 264 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,323 Yeah. Ace these, aren't they? 265 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,926 Are you interested in making a purchase? 266 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,328 Well, I would, you know. Hell of a vehicle. 267 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,696 - Ah. - But, you know, 268 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:44,298 never bought a car this pricey. 269 00:12:44,298 --> 00:12:47,267 Life-changing is the word most customers use. 270 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,702 I'm sure they would. 271 00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:51,405 Well, uh, we'll have a think, Ben, eh? 272 00:12:51,405 --> 00:12:52,739 - Yeah. - Yeah. 273 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,542 - Have a think. All right. - Okay. 274 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,115 There is a monthly payment plan. 275 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,184 Yeah, ain't there always? 276 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,652 Cheers, mate. 277 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,688 Sorry, kid. 278 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,491 Let's get you home, eh? 279 00:13:10,491 --> 00:13:12,425 I can do it myself. 280 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,128 All right. 281 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,500 ["Out This City" playing on radio] 282 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,767 [Destiny chuckling] 283 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:30,844 [song stops] 284 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,147 [radio presenter] News just in. 285 00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:35,249 Chelsea, the multi-million-pound winner of Britain's Got Talent , 286 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:38,352 has been stolen from Meadowhall Shopping Centre. [chuckles] 287 00:13:38,352 --> 00:13:40,320 - Yes, can you believe it? - Chelsea? 288 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,856 She was due to be opening a new pet store in the shopping centre. 289 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,392 - Many people were expected to turn out - Chelsea! 290 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,894 - but now that's not happening - [barks] 291 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,262 'cause she's not there. 292 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,296 - [Chelsea whines] - [chuckles] 293 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,331 Oops. 294 00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:51,765 Shit. 295 00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:58,205 I mean, nicking cars is one thing, but furry fucker here is worth millions. 296 00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,607 You heard what they said. We might as well have robbed a bank. 297 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,343 Oh, calm down, Cal. Nobody knows it were us, do they? 298 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,412 You're right. 299 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:07,347 Calm. 300 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,252 [clears throat] Except Jonsy. 301 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,420 Jonsy? 302 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,789 - [Destiny] Yeah. - Jonsy? 303 00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:17,223 Sent him a selfie, didn't I? 304 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,727 - Oh, my God. - [Destiny groans] 305 00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:22,730 - Don't be a wuss. He won't grass us up. - Jonsy won't? 306 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:25,366 Like he didn't grass on that Tabani girl for hacking credit cards? 307 00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:27,634 Yeah, but it's me. He wouldn't. 308 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:31,738 He might. 309 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,241 I wish I was in double maths. 310 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,609 Hey. 311 00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:37,677 Tabani. Good thought. 312 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,447 What about her? 313 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,957 Shirt, and your tie. 314 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,358 [student] Sorry, miss. 315 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:53,961 [groans] 316 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,763 [water running] 317 00:14:55,763 --> 00:14:58,132 Oi, haven't you seen Titanic ? 318 00:14:58,132 --> 00:15:00,634 - Get out while there's still time. - [students chuckle] 319 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:01,735 [student] Come on. 320 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,570 [sighs] Can you do anything? 321 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,507 Well, I can switch it off at the mains and call maintenance. 322 00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:09,576 Seriously? The whole block out of action? 323 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,280 All it needs is a bit of PTFE tape around that pipe. 324 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,681 I could bloody do it. 325 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,884 Breach of contract, Jean, you know that. 326 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,454 Do you want to get your own husband sacked? 327 00:15:20,454 --> 00:15:23,757 I'll breach their lazy arses if that's not fixed today. 328 00:15:24,325 --> 00:15:27,494 I'm going to see Guy right now, so get mopping. 329 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,362 - Yes, boss. - I heard that. 330 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,097 [sighs] 331 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:33,800 [groans] 332 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,103 [whistling] 333 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,674 [Jean] The CEO of Excello Commercial. 334 00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,609 Fancy seeing you here. 335 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,945 I'm not here. 336 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,181 I'm at home with a glass of wine, watching the snooker. Or I should be. 337 00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:50,884 No, you should be on a site visit to Sheffield Spires Academy, 338 00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:52,419 as per my messages. 339 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,621 Who listens to their messages these days? 340 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,323 What's up now? 341 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,692 Apart from the entire building falling apart, you mean? 342 00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:01,328 Well, try the maintenance help-line. Ta-ta. 343 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,302 There is no help-line. 344 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,803 [sighs] Come on then. 345 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,573 I've got 200 year eights with their legs crossed, 346 00:16:12,573 --> 00:16:14,408 a budget that won't balance, 347 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:17,177 and the toilets are flooded for the third time this year. 348 00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:19,613 Sounds about average. 349 00:16:19,613 --> 00:16:22,716 So, if you haven't sent someone from maintenance out by the end of this week, 350 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,852 I'm getting someone in and billing you. 351 00:16:24,852 --> 00:16:26,720 We both know you can't do that, Jean. 352 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,788 Breach of contract. 353 00:16:27,788 --> 00:16:29,923 [sighs] Don't I know it? 354 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:32,860 That school's made out of pizza boxes and Sellotape, 355 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:35,829 but, hey, not your problem, contractually. 356 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,598 You just count the money. 357 00:16:37,598 --> 00:16:40,734 Those kids are our future, Guy. They deserve better. 358 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,736 All right, I'll see what I can do. 359 00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:46,206 Now, are you gonna key the car, or can I go home? 360 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:48,742 End of the week, Guy! 361 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,517 [engine starts] 362 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,337 Des, hey. 363 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,273 Hey, Tabani. 364 00:17:19,273 --> 00:17:20,407 Round the back. 365 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,246 [Tabani] What you want? 366 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,749 I, uh-- [sighs] I sorta need you to do me a favour. 367 00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:30,750 Why should I do you a favour? 368 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,687 - Is a fair question. - Shut up. 369 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,789 I need something taken off the Internet. 370 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:37,857 Keep it down, yeah? 371 00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:51,137 [rustling, banging] 372 00:18:09,990 --> 00:18:11,592 [Dave grunts] 373 00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:12,659 [groans] 374 00:18:18,699 --> 00:18:19,866 [door opens] 375 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,505 - Lee. - [stammers] 376 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:29,476 [sighs] At least attempt to look interested. 377 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,510 Yes, sir. 378 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:37,217 [sighs] Yeah, there's more heat on this than a bloody murder investigation. 379 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,323 Go get yourself a coffee. 380 00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:45,192 Ten minutes. 381 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,259 Right you are, sir. 382 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,364 [phone ringing] 383 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,535 [Nathan sighs] Destiny. 384 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:57,837 [sighs] 385 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,941 [typing] 386 00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:03,777 Fifty grand seems a bit light for a million-dollar dog, don't you think? 387 00:19:04,278 --> 00:19:08,181 Put the ransom up to 100 grand, then I can have a year off before college. 388 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,418 - Come around the world with you. - Who says you're invited? 389 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,186 [groans, clicks tongue] 390 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,322 What's up, Tabs? Can't you delete him? 391 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,790 Oh, no, I've done that no probs. 392 00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,726 [sighs] But I only put 50 grand in. 393 00:19:18,726 --> 00:19:20,260 In where? 394 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,628 The ransom demand. 395 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,263 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 396 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,332 Back up a second. What do you mean, "ransom demand?" 397 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,900 You sent a ransom demand? 398 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,636 Yeah, for your around-the-world ticket and your uni fees. 399 00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:37,177 But you didn't actually send this, did you? 400 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,244 Yeah. 401 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,215 We were just talking. 402 00:19:41,215 --> 00:19:42,850 We didn't-- 403 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:46,286 - We were just joking, Tabani. Oh, my God! - Oh, shut up, Cal. 404 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,156 Look, uh, right-- Who did you send this to? 405 00:19:49,156 --> 00:19:51,892 Uh, one to Chelsea's owner, Lucy Warner, 406 00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:54,828 one to the Sheffield Star, one to South Yorkshire Police, 407 00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:59,599 and one to a bot that's spreading it over socials, about 200 accounts a minute. 408 00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,235 [clicks] 409 00:20:01,235 --> 00:20:03,103 Boom. [chuckles] 410 00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:05,472 I think I'm gonna be sick. 411 00:20:13,914 --> 00:20:15,582 - [nurse] All right? - Not so bad. 412 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,318 [nurse 2] Ah. 413 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,487 Ai, ai. Who do we have here? 414 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:21,588 [nurse 2] See you later. 415 00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:24,792 I am the voice of the one calling from the wilderness. 416 00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:26,560 Make straight the way for the Lord. 417 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,895 - And for short? - John the Baptist. 418 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,432 - Ah, psychiatry? - Mmm. 419 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,434 Take a seat, me friend. 420 00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:39,306 - And enjoy the ride. - [grunts, sighs] 421 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,675 There we are. 422 00:20:42,843 --> 00:20:43,877 [phone ringing] 423 00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:45,278 Oh. [sighs] 424 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:48,548 [scoffs] 425 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,552 - Well, well. - [Destiny] It's me. 426 00:20:51,552 --> 00:20:52,653 Can I come to yours? 427 00:20:52,653 --> 00:20:53,921 If you like. 428 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,656 Got a break in half an hour. 429 00:20:55,656 --> 00:20:57,791 - [Destiny] Great. Ta very much. In a bit. - All right. 430 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,332 You're pregnant. 431 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,634 - I'm not bloody pregnant. - Thank God for that. 432 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,902 Come in then. 433 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,908 Ah, welcome to the homestead. 434 00:21:15,976 --> 00:21:17,243 Brilliant to see ya. 435 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:18,779 Whatever your name is. 436 00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:20,180 [scoffs] 437 00:21:22,516 --> 00:21:25,786 - Ben's? - Yeah, his chair's buggered. 438 00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:26,820 Seen the prices? 439 00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:29,823 Could buy a bloody van for less. 440 00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:31,224 No chance, poor lad. 441 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,865 - I don't have much in the way of money. - I'm not after money. 442 00:21:37,865 --> 00:21:40,100 Oh. Shit. 443 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:41,801 Now I'm really worried. 444 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,205 Are we looking at a two-cigarette problem here? 445 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,874 - Yeah. - All right. 446 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,215 [inhales sharply, spits] 447 00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:58,552 Got my best ears on, kid. Shoot. 448 00:21:58,552 --> 00:22:01,522 You know that famous dog off Britain's Got Talent ? 449 00:22:01,522 --> 00:22:04,558 It were opening this new pet shop in the shopping centre, right? 450 00:22:04,558 --> 00:22:08,362 And me and Cal were just hanging around, and we sort of nicked it by accident. 451 00:22:08,362 --> 00:22:11,131 We didn't mean to, obviously. I mean, who nicks a dog? 452 00:22:11,131 --> 00:22:13,434 There's this dead posh car sitting there, engine running. 453 00:22:13,434 --> 00:22:15,302 The guy jumps out to talk to the car wash guy, 454 00:22:15,302 --> 00:22:17,905 and I just sort of, dunno, get in and drive off. Boom! 455 00:22:17,905 --> 00:22:20,574 And then there it is, just sitting in the back, this dog, panting. 456 00:22:20,574 --> 00:22:24,244 And I post a selfie online before I know it's the dog, as in the famous dog. 457 00:22:24,244 --> 00:22:27,414 Then we hear on the radio that we've nicked a million quid's worth of woof. 458 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,316 - I mean, Jesus! - Right, I-- 459 00:22:29,316 --> 00:22:31,552 We go round this crazy lass's house 'cause she dead good at computers. 460 00:22:31,552 --> 00:22:33,587 She can wipe the whole thing off Insta, which she does. 461 00:22:33,587 --> 00:22:35,422 Cool, all sorted, ta very much. 462 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:38,225 But then she only goes mental, sends a ransom note for 50 grand 463 00:22:38,225 --> 00:22:40,561 to the police and the papers and Facebook and Instagram 464 00:22:40,561 --> 00:22:41,895 and the whole of fucking Twitter. 465 00:22:41,895 --> 00:22:44,798 And-- And-- And I don't know what to do! 466 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,100 [inhales deeply] 467 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,502 Couldn't you just be pregnant? 468 00:23:18,165 --> 00:23:19,199 [Horse sighs] 469 00:23:26,807 --> 00:23:28,842 [scoffs, sighing] 470 00:23:40,187 --> 00:23:41,888 [water dripping] 471 00:23:42,389 --> 00:23:44,291 Me dad's taking her back today. 472 00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:46,260 He's gonna tie her up somewhere and then call anonymously. 473 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:49,262 Shame, could've got rich. 474 00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:51,731 Yeah, or gone to fucking jail. 475 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,401 [chuckles] 476 00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:57,137 You're not as first advertised, are you? 477 00:23:57,671 --> 00:23:59,572 Is that good or bad? 478 00:24:00,674 --> 00:24:02,409 Dunno. [chuckles] 479 00:24:05,312 --> 00:24:10,617 ["Temptation" playing on radio] 480 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:24,731 Sorry, Destiny. Sorry, dog. 481 00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:27,534 Change of plan. 482 00:24:28,201 --> 00:24:29,302 Gaz, no. 483 00:24:29,770 --> 00:24:31,371 I've got stuff to do. 484 00:24:31,839 --> 00:24:34,908 - Since when did you have a dog anyway? - I've moved on from women. 485 00:24:35,509 --> 00:24:36,876 I'll be back before I'm gone. 486 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:39,279 You love your little dog. 487 00:24:39,279 --> 00:24:40,848 One, it's Jean's dog. 488 00:24:40,848 --> 00:24:42,383 Two, I hate it. 489 00:24:42,383 --> 00:24:45,452 Three, no dogs allowed on the premises. 490 00:24:45,452 --> 00:24:47,554 Be a mate. It's lunch break, ain't it? 491 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:49,156 Good as gold, she is. 492 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:49,923 Watch this. 493 00:24:50,724 --> 00:24:51,758 Stay. 494 00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:54,527 Here. 495 00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,733 [chuckles] 496 00:24:59,733 --> 00:25:01,468 Well, you made it too easy for her. 497 00:25:01,468 --> 00:25:03,336 I do that with Maltesers. 498 00:25:03,904 --> 00:25:05,105 [grunts] 499 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,541 Oh! [chuckles] 500 00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:10,144 Hey, never get a dog cleverer than its owner. 501 00:25:10,144 --> 00:25:11,945 That is definitely cleverer than you. 502 00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,713 Does racing tips and all. 503 00:25:14,281 --> 00:25:16,483 - How-- Oh, fuck off! - [chuckles] 504 00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:18,886 - Exactly what I'm doing, me friend. - [Dave] One hour. 505 00:25:18,886 --> 00:25:21,388 After that, it's in tomorrow's spag bol. 506 00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:22,722 [barks] 507 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:24,425 Love you, mate. 508 00:25:24,425 --> 00:25:25,726 [groans] 509 00:25:25,726 --> 00:25:27,494 Thank you all for coming. 510 00:25:27,494 --> 00:25:29,963 Obviously, it's a difficult time for us, so, uh, thank you. 511 00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:31,832 Thank you as well. 512 00:25:31,832 --> 00:25:33,534 - That dog means the world to my daughter. - [reporter, indistinct] 513 00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:36,503 Hi, um, thanks. Thank you so much. Yes, no. Thank you. 514 00:25:37,304 --> 00:25:38,505 Um 515 00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:40,774 [Nathan clears throat] 516 00:25:40,774 --> 00:25:42,142 All right, yeah? 517 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:44,844 Do you know what they say about arsonists? 518 00:25:45,478 --> 00:25:47,514 You can always count on them for a light? 519 00:25:48,449 --> 00:25:51,217 They always return to the scene of the crime. 520 00:25:52,586 --> 00:25:54,387 Arsonists and dog thieves. 521 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:56,323 Really? 522 00:25:56,724 --> 00:25:59,326 I heard Des was right here just before that dog disappeared. 523 00:25:59,727 --> 00:26:01,762 Pissing about with pick 'n' mix. 524 00:26:01,762 --> 00:26:04,764 On a school day? Shocked and disappointed. 525 00:26:05,465 --> 00:26:08,268 At least one of me kids turned out an upright citizen. 526 00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:14,341 Just so you know, they're pushing for custodial on this. 527 00:26:14,942 --> 00:26:17,777 So, if you or Des are anywhere near it, 528 00:26:19,346 --> 00:26:20,714 drop it like it's on fire. 529 00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:22,583 Me? 530 00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:24,918 For a measly 500 quid reward? 531 00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:26,853 Tight buggers. 532 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:29,590 No, I'm just here for the unique shopping experience. 533 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:30,690 [scoffs] 534 00:26:32,325 --> 00:26:33,360 [sighs] 535 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,427 I am. 536 00:27:06,927 --> 00:27:09,329 All right, Dennis? What are you doing? 537 00:27:09,863 --> 00:27:11,564 Origami. 538 00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:16,336 Oh. [indistinct] 539 00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:17,904 [Chelsea whines] 540 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:21,741 Chuffing hell! 541 00:27:22,175 --> 00:27:24,110 - [bell dings] - [Horse sighs] 542 00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:28,148 What's up with him? 543 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:30,451 Ah, they can't call it the Big Baps no more. 544 00:27:30,451 --> 00:27:31,518 Why not? 545 00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:35,689 #BloodyMeToo, that's why. 546 00:27:35,689 --> 00:27:38,425 - Hash who? - Hashtag Me Too. 547 00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:42,730 Darren here got the heave-ho from work for calling someone "love." 548 00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:46,734 I thought it was 'cause you hadn't sold a single policy in four months. 549 00:27:46,734 --> 00:27:50,304 Details, David. These are difficult days for insurance. 550 00:27:50,304 --> 00:27:53,640 The fact is, I was, as I believe the term is called, cancelled. 551 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,377 I merely called a young lady-- Girl-- 552 00:27:56,377 --> 00:27:57,444 Woman-- 553 00:27:57,444 --> 00:27:58,712 A female 554 00:27:58,712 --> 00:27:59,847 "love." 555 00:27:59,847 --> 00:28:01,882 And that was it. Out the door. 556 00:28:01,882 --> 00:28:06,420 - I call everybody "love," me. - Not anymore, my friend, not anymore. 557 00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:07,654 Not following. 558 00:28:07,654 --> 00:28:11,325 The snowflakes have taken over the asylum. 559 00:28:11,325 --> 00:28:12,525 The-- 560 00:28:13,527 --> 00:28:15,929 No, not a single word of that. 561 00:28:15,929 --> 00:28:20,134 The political correctness Nazis ride abroad. 562 00:28:20,134 --> 00:28:22,369 First, they come for your Pirelli Calendar, 563 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:25,706 then they come for your innocent double entendres, 564 00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:29,209 and finally, they come for your café. 565 00:28:30,444 --> 00:28:31,678 Now then. 566 00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:37,217 - Like I say, I didn't know it were a joke. - All this time? 567 00:28:37,718 --> 00:28:38,918 You never got it? 568 00:28:40,821 --> 00:28:43,590 Big, you know, baps. 569 00:28:44,091 --> 00:28:48,462 As far as I'm concerned, Dave, a bap is a circular bread roll, 570 00:28:48,462 --> 00:28:51,332 and a big bap is a big circular bread roll. End of. 571 00:28:51,332 --> 00:28:53,433 - What are you having, Horse? - I, um 572 00:28:54,034 --> 00:28:57,371 I fancy one of those, um, double entendres. 573 00:28:57,371 --> 00:28:59,105 Is that one of the specials? 574 00:29:00,273 --> 00:29:02,542 [Dave] Ah, Gaz's new dog does that. 575 00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:17,924 - Oh, God. Come on. - [keys rustling] 576 00:29:18,692 --> 00:29:20,327 [panting] 577 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:23,464 No. 578 00:29:23,464 --> 00:29:25,198 [pants] 579 00:29:29,403 --> 00:29:31,304 What the fuck have you done to me dog? 580 00:29:32,406 --> 00:29:35,576 I panicked. And that's the bloody point. 581 00:29:35,576 --> 00:29:36,777 Not your dog. 582 00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:38,545 Possession is nine-tenths of the law. 583 00:29:38,545 --> 00:29:39,646 Or is it ten-tenths? 584 00:29:40,147 --> 00:29:42,483 That there is stolen goods. 585 00:29:42,483 --> 00:29:45,219 - Give over, Dave. It's just a dog. - A stolen dog. 586 00:29:45,219 --> 00:29:47,621 So, I was in possession of stolen goods. 587 00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,323 On school premises. 588 00:29:49,323 --> 00:29:51,892 All right, don't blow your stack. I'll buy you a pint. 589 00:29:51,892 --> 00:29:54,495 - A pint? - I'll chuck in some crisps. 590 00:29:54,495 --> 00:29:57,297 I don't want my pint. I don't want crisps. 591 00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:59,833 All right, all right. I mean, it wasn't even my idea. 592 00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:00,901 It was Des. 593 00:30:00,901 --> 00:30:02,302 Destiny? 594 00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:05,472 - Destiny? - Yeah, Destiny. 595 00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:07,941 I-- I don't know what to say. 596 00:30:07,941 --> 00:30:09,476 Then maybe don't, eh? 597 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:13,280 You don't bother about your own daughter from one year to the next. 598 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,282 I see her more than you, 599 00:30:15,282 --> 00:30:19,286 and your latest idea of parenting is to get her involved in bloody thieving? 600 00:30:19,286 --> 00:30:22,489 Well, no wonder she's going off the rails. No bloody wonder. 601 00:30:22,489 --> 00:30:24,924 - She's doing all right. - Like you'd know. 602 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:28,395 Fuck your own life up, Gaz. Be my guest. 603 00:30:28,395 --> 00:30:32,333 But fucking her life up any more than you already have, that is unforgivable. 604 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:35,869 And just who the hell are you to give out parenting advice, hey? 605 00:30:35,869 --> 00:30:37,804 You don't even have any kids. 606 00:30:48,615 --> 00:30:49,649 [door slams] 607 00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:52,852 Fuck. Shouldn't have said that. 608 00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:01,394 [coins jingling] 609 00:31:16,610 --> 00:31:20,647 [scoffs] Excuse me, what happened to the check-outs? 610 00:31:21,581 --> 00:31:23,483 All automated now. 611 00:31:23,951 --> 00:31:25,886 Oh, that's nice, yeah? 612 00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:28,489 So, uh, what happened to the check-out people? 613 00:31:28,489 --> 00:31:29,790 [scoffs] Don't know. 614 00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:31,592 Just wave your card at the machine. 615 00:31:31,592 --> 00:31:32,892 [chuckles] Right. 616 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:36,129 But I haven't got a card. 617 00:31:39,533 --> 00:31:40,767 [groans] 618 00:31:52,479 --> 00:31:53,713 [plate rattles] 619 00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:55,415 [microwave door closes] 620 00:31:55,816 --> 00:31:57,317 [sighs] 621 00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:02,555 [grunts] 622 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,491 [sighs] 623 00:32:42,763 --> 00:32:44,531 [disco music playing] 624 00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:46,300 [music continues] 625 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:47,668 [people laughing] 626 00:32:47,668 --> 00:32:49,602 [chattering] 627 00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:55,709 [Lucy] I don't care about the money or films or anything. 628 00:32:55,709 --> 00:32:57,811 I just-- I just really want her back. 629 00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:58,878 She's my best friend. 630 00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:02,583 The people who don't have dogs don't realise-- 631 00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:03,851 [sighs] 632 00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:05,652 I just really miss her. 633 00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:09,723 Whoever you are, just please, please look after her. 634 00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:12,459 [sighs] 635 00:33:15,929 --> 00:33:17,431 [Gaz] All right, Des? 636 00:33:17,431 --> 00:33:19,266 What happened? I thought you dealt with it. 637 00:33:19,266 --> 00:33:21,568 No, no. I couldn't. Place were crawling with coppers. 638 00:33:22,369 --> 00:33:23,470 One particular copper. 639 00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:24,772 Nathan? 640 00:33:24,772 --> 00:33:25,839 Oh, you're kidding. 641 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,541 He's got you on camera, 642 00:33:27,541 --> 00:33:29,510 messing around in the shopping centre just before. 643 00:33:29,510 --> 00:33:30,644 Shit. 644 00:33:30,644 --> 00:33:32,112 Nah, he's not sure. 645 00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:35,549 - I reckon he thinks it's me. - Shit. 646 00:33:35,549 --> 00:33:36,916 No proof, has he? 647 00:33:37,384 --> 00:33:39,753 Take her back in a day or two when things have cooled off. 648 00:33:39,753 --> 00:33:41,588 - [electric buzzing] - What's that noise? 649 00:33:41,588 --> 00:33:44,457 Um, police helicopter. 650 00:33:45,058 --> 00:33:47,294 It's all right, it's going, going-- 651 00:33:47,294 --> 00:33:48,728 - [buzzing stops] - It's gone. 652 00:33:49,463 --> 00:33:50,463 Okay. 653 00:33:51,665 --> 00:33:56,203 Um, sorry to, you know, cause bother. 654 00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:57,704 Nah. It's all right, love. 655 00:33:58,839 --> 00:34:00,574 Happy to help. 656 00:34:00,574 --> 00:34:01,641 [child] Des? 657 00:34:02,776 --> 00:34:05,312 - Oh, I've got to go. - Bye. 658 00:34:05,312 --> 00:34:06,813 [music continues] 659 00:34:08,181 --> 00:34:09,449 [Destiny sighs] 660 00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:13,286 ["All I Need" playing on stereo] 661 00:34:18,859 --> 00:34:21,762 Oh, there she is. My beautiful daughter. 662 00:34:21,762 --> 00:34:23,297 [music stops] 663 00:34:23,297 --> 00:34:24,565 What? No dancing? 664 00:34:24,565 --> 00:34:26,834 - You woke the twins. - [groans] 665 00:34:26,834 --> 00:34:28,202 Sorry, love. 666 00:34:28,202 --> 00:34:30,270 - Were it too loud? - [sighs] 667 00:34:30,270 --> 00:34:32,539 - She'd be more beautiful with a smile. - [chuckles] 668 00:34:32,539 --> 00:34:33,707 Does she do smiling at all? 669 00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:36,276 Oh, only when I see you leaving, Brian. 670 00:34:36,276 --> 00:34:37,745 - When are you leaving? - Oi! 671 00:34:37,745 --> 00:34:39,913 - I asked him to stay, so he's staying. - [sighs] 672 00:34:39,913 --> 00:34:42,316 Don't know what she's got against me, that one. 673 00:34:42,316 --> 00:34:43,751 But I'll keep trying. 674 00:34:43,751 --> 00:34:46,587 Hey, that's me, one of life's triers. 675 00:34:46,587 --> 00:34:48,255 Oh, don't waste your time. 676 00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:49,690 They've got school tomorrow. 677 00:34:49,690 --> 00:34:51,492 Oh, I know. 678 00:34:51,492 --> 00:34:54,495 Her legendary commitment to education. 679 00:34:54,495 --> 00:34:57,164 Oh, when did you last make it to school again? 680 00:34:57,164 --> 00:34:59,867 - That's none of your fucking business! - Hey, hey! You two. 681 00:34:59,867 --> 00:35:02,469 Look, we will try and keep it down. 682 00:35:02,469 --> 00:35:03,570 - Okay, love? - [sighs] 683 00:35:04,538 --> 00:35:05,672 [moans, kisses] 684 00:35:06,473 --> 00:35:07,808 Gorgeous girl. 685 00:35:07,808 --> 00:35:09,142 [grunts] 686 00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:14,514 [mother shouts, laughs] 687 00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:16,816 Come on then. 688 00:35:27,394 --> 00:35:29,429 - [music thumping] - [laughing, cheering] 689 00:35:30,197 --> 00:35:31,598 [sighs] 690 00:35:39,606 --> 00:35:43,643 [mother, Brian chattering] 691 00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:49,783 [sighs] 692 00:35:54,921 --> 00:35:56,856 [sighs] 693 00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:07,267 Twins all right? 694 00:36:08,235 --> 00:36:09,269 They're good. 695 00:36:10,303 --> 00:36:11,939 - Your mum? - [scoffs] 696 00:36:11,939 --> 00:36:13,474 You don't wanna know. 697 00:36:13,474 --> 00:36:14,541 Oh. 698 00:36:15,242 --> 00:36:16,309 Who is it this time? 699 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:18,912 Creep called Brian. 700 00:36:19,980 --> 00:36:21,648 Heating engineer. 701 00:36:22,215 --> 00:36:23,517 Money then. 702 00:36:23,517 --> 00:36:25,919 Oh, yeah, he splashes that around, all right. 703 00:36:27,487 --> 00:36:28,855 So, what's up with him? 704 00:36:29,923 --> 00:36:31,491 Just don't like him. 705 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:35,262 Yeah, but you don't really like anybody, do you? 706 00:36:35,262 --> 00:36:36,463 I do. 707 00:36:36,997 --> 00:36:38,465 Name one person. 708 00:36:40,434 --> 00:36:42,235 [chuckles] 709 00:36:42,736 --> 00:36:43,870 See? 710 00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:47,374 Chelsea's all right. 711 00:36:48,341 --> 00:36:50,310 Yeah, she is, isn't she? 712 00:36:51,344 --> 00:36:52,679 Shame we have to give her back. 713 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,782 Yeah, but we are. 714 00:36:54,782 --> 00:36:55,915 Yeah, yeah. 715 00:36:56,983 --> 00:36:59,286 All sorted, kid. Just like I said I would. 716 00:36:59,286 --> 00:37:00,420 Thanks. 717 00:37:01,188 --> 00:37:02,656 I got all bent about it. 718 00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:05,926 Well, that's what dads are for, right? 719 00:37:05,926 --> 00:37:08,228 Intermittently, in my case, I admit. 720 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:14,367 You know [sighs] 721 00:37:15,101 --> 00:37:16,903 if things are tricky at your mum's, 722 00:37:17,471 --> 00:37:20,106 you can always come and stay at mine, if you'd like. 723 00:37:21,975 --> 00:37:23,476 - Yeah? - Yeah. 724 00:37:24,511 --> 00:37:26,480 Four berth caravan, kid. 725 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,916 Hack away at the undergrowth, find another bedroom for you down the back. 726 00:37:31,618 --> 00:37:32,752 Right. 727 00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:36,289 I don't know. The twins wouldn't be right happy. 728 00:37:37,491 --> 00:37:39,159 Well, the offer's there. 729 00:37:43,830 --> 00:37:46,499 Haven't seen that much of each other for a while, have we? 730 00:37:47,968 --> 00:37:49,869 What with one thing and another. 731 00:37:53,874 --> 00:37:56,176 Maybe make up for lost time, hey? 732 00:37:58,311 --> 00:37:59,412 Yeah. 733 00:38:00,247 --> 00:38:01,414 Maybe. 734 00:38:03,917 --> 00:38:05,452 Thanks 735 00:38:06,887 --> 00:38:07,921 Dad. 736 00:38:08,588 --> 00:38:09,889 [both chuckle] 737 00:38:10,690 --> 00:38:13,260 [laughing] 738 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:15,495 ["Don't Get Me Wrong" playing] 739 00:38:51,732 --> 00:38:53,199 [song ends] 740 00:39:04,945 --> 00:39:06,479 [rattling] 741 00:39:16,823 --> 00:39:18,191 [cabinet closes] 742 00:39:23,930 --> 00:39:25,198 [rattles] 743 00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:29,203 Oi! 744 00:39:29,203 --> 00:39:30,737 ["Boo" playing] 745 00:39:32,406 --> 00:39:33,740 Get back here. 746 00:39:34,541 --> 00:39:36,176 Oi! 747 00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:39,279 [both panting] 748 00:39:39,713 --> 00:39:41,548 [panting continues] 749 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,118 [groaning, pants] 750 00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:48,288 [Dave sighs] 751 00:39:48,288 --> 00:39:49,923 You all right, Mr Horsfall? 752 00:39:49,923 --> 00:39:51,791 [pants] Do I look like I'm all right? 753 00:39:53,493 --> 00:39:56,430 [panting, breathing heavily] 754 00:39:56,430 --> 00:39:57,898 [inhales sharply] 755 00:39:57,898 --> 00:40:00,166 [pants] 756 00:40:01,768 --> 00:40:02,902 Give us a crisp. 757 00:40:04,504 --> 00:40:05,772 [sighs] 758 00:40:08,942 --> 00:40:10,143 Hellfire. 759 00:40:10,978 --> 00:40:13,947 I don't know what your excuse is, but you're not starving, are you? 760 00:40:13,947 --> 00:40:15,516 You can talk. 761 00:40:15,516 --> 00:40:17,684 Hey, no back-chat! 762 00:40:18,152 --> 00:40:20,154 It's not the first time, is it? 763 00:40:20,154 --> 00:40:22,922 Stuff's been wandering out of that kitchen for weeks now. 764 00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:25,759 What have you got to say for you, son, hey? 765 00:40:27,861 --> 00:40:31,565 How about, "Sorry for giving you a chuffing heart attack, Mr Horsfall?" 766 00:40:31,565 --> 00:40:33,133 Sorry. 767 00:40:33,133 --> 00:40:34,367 I should think so. 768 00:40:35,135 --> 00:40:41,508 Well, I can either report you to the deputy head, Mr Amagee, right? 769 00:40:41,508 --> 00:40:45,179 Or you can help me sweep the sports hall. 770 00:40:45,179 --> 00:40:46,713 [sighs] 771 00:41:05,532 --> 00:41:06,800 Right. [sighs] 772 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,269 - Tara then. - Yeah, see ya. 773 00:41:28,522 --> 00:41:30,557 Five-- No. 774 00:41:30,557 --> 00:41:32,226 Oh, thanks, love. 775 00:41:32,226 --> 00:41:33,860 Hey, did you manage to catch your biscuit thief? 776 00:41:34,628 --> 00:41:36,830 Oh, no, no. 777 00:41:37,264 --> 00:41:40,868 All quiet on the mean streets of Sheffield Spires Academy. 778 00:41:40,868 --> 00:41:42,302 [chuckles] 779 00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:44,404 [clicks tongue] You okay? 780 00:41:44,905 --> 00:41:47,307 [clicks tongue] No, not really. 781 00:41:47,307 --> 00:41:50,811 [sniffs] No matter which way I slice it, we're still massively over budget. 782 00:41:50,811 --> 00:41:52,246 Cake sale? 783 00:41:52,246 --> 00:41:54,448 [sighs] Maybe 2,000 cake sales. 784 00:41:54,448 --> 00:41:57,451 Honestly, Dave, I never thought when I did my teacher training, 785 00:41:57,451 --> 00:41:59,687 I'd end up as a chuffing accountant. 786 00:41:59,687 --> 00:42:02,222 Proudest day of my life when you got your degree. 787 00:42:02,222 --> 00:42:05,191 - [smacks lips] Oh, come on. - No, no, I'll never forget it. 788 00:42:05,659 --> 00:42:09,396 You in your black cape and your funny little square hat. [chuckles] 789 00:42:09,864 --> 00:42:11,264 Yeah, but what about you? 790 00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:14,234 Wh-What do you mean? 791 00:42:14,635 --> 00:42:18,505 Well, what are you proud of in your life? 792 00:42:21,341 --> 00:42:23,744 I've just said. You. 793 00:42:23,744 --> 00:42:25,378 [clicks tongue, sighs] 794 00:42:26,747 --> 00:42:29,249 Has Lulah been out? I'll-- I'll take her. 795 00:42:31,351 --> 00:42:32,686 Dave, I-- 796 00:42:39,326 --> 00:42:40,460 [huffs] 797 00:42:50,570 --> 00:42:51,638 Hello? 798 00:42:53,273 --> 00:42:54,341 Anybody here? 799 00:42:57,477 --> 00:42:58,712 Hello? 800 00:43:06,686 --> 00:43:08,588 Jesus Christ. 801 00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:10,890 It'll grow out. 802 00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:14,762 - [sighs] - Doesn't look exactly chuffed to see you. 803 00:43:14,762 --> 00:43:16,630 Yeah, me and this dog, it's a-- 804 00:43:17,198 --> 00:43:19,366 it's a purely professional relationship. 805 00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:21,235 Worth a bob or two, I hear. 806 00:43:21,235 --> 00:43:22,302 [chuckles] 807 00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:25,939 A bob or two? I'd say a bob or two. 808 00:43:25,939 --> 00:43:28,909 A movie deal, TV series, adverts. 809 00:43:28,909 --> 00:43:31,578 - Lucky I happened to find her then. - Yeah, maybe. 810 00:43:32,212 --> 00:43:35,949 You know, the thing is, a dog like this, it's a lot of work. 811 00:43:35,949 --> 00:43:38,352 Four hours training every bloody day. 812 00:43:38,352 --> 00:43:42,389 Taking her to launches, pet shops, studios, feeding her, picking up her shit. 813 00:43:42,389 --> 00:43:43,590 I mean, you have no idea. 814 00:43:43,590 --> 00:43:44,692 Take your word for it. 815 00:43:44,692 --> 00:43:47,827 So, thank you for finding her. 816 00:43:48,561 --> 00:43:51,565 The truth is, my thieving little friend, I don't want her back. 817 00:43:51,565 --> 00:43:52,733 Eh? 818 00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:55,569 Look, she's insured. 819 00:43:55,569 --> 00:43:58,806 Obviously. I won't get much back in cash terms but something. 820 00:43:58,806 --> 00:44:02,642 So, you dump the carcass somewhere where it can be found, and then I can claim. 821 00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:06,513 You get five grand no questions asked, and I get my life back. 822 00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:07,580 Carcass? 823 00:44:08,381 --> 00:44:11,719 - You want me to kill the dog? - You're quick up north, aren't ya? 824 00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,520 Payment's upon death. They need proof. 825 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,322 Yeah, a carcass. Are you keeping up? 826 00:44:15,322 --> 00:44:17,458 Oh, you're a warm-hearted fucker, aren't you? 827 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:18,825 Business is business. 828 00:44:19,593 --> 00:44:21,862 You'll get a six-figure payout from this, I'm sure. 829 00:44:21,862 --> 00:44:23,497 You're offering me fucking lunch money? 830 00:44:23,497 --> 00:44:25,398 Five grand's a lot of lunch money in these parts. 831 00:44:26,233 --> 00:44:27,500 Tell you what. 832 00:44:28,668 --> 00:44:30,337 I happen to quite like her. 833 00:44:30,337 --> 00:44:31,572 [sighs] 834 00:44:31,572 --> 00:44:34,174 So, how's about I keep hold of her? 835 00:44:34,741 --> 00:44:35,876 Every once in a while, 836 00:44:35,876 --> 00:44:38,379 post a photograph, so your insurer knows 837 00:44:38,379 --> 00:44:42,750 she's alive and well and living in the Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire. 838 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,751 And you get fuck all. 839 00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:46,386 [chuckles] 840 00:44:47,387 --> 00:44:48,455 Ten grand. 841 00:44:48,989 --> 00:44:50,190 Take it or leave it. 842 00:44:51,224 --> 00:44:52,325 So 843 00:44:52,926 --> 00:44:54,461 call me. 844 00:44:54,461 --> 00:44:56,263 Say where to meet and when. 845 00:44:56,263 --> 00:44:58,632 You bring a dead dog, I bring the cash. Everybody's happy. 846 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,934 Think your daughter will be happy? 847 00:45:00,934 --> 00:45:02,369 Lucy? 848 00:45:02,369 --> 00:45:04,137 It's kind of you to think of her. 849 00:45:04,538 --> 00:45:06,106 I'll buy her a fucking pony, mate. 850 00:45:12,813 --> 00:45:14,614 Offer runs out tomorrow. 851 00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:20,320 [Chelsea whimpers] 852 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,122 Oh, fuck. 853 00:45:28,762 --> 00:45:29,796 Lomper? 854 00:45:31,465 --> 00:45:32,599 Knock, knock. 855 00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:34,734 All right? 856 00:45:36,336 --> 00:45:38,238 [Lomper] What do you want? 857 00:45:38,238 --> 00:45:40,374 You can't grow your cannabis up here. 858 00:45:40,374 --> 00:45:41,574 Can't I just visit? 859 00:45:42,943 --> 00:45:45,446 All right, can I borrow your ratting gun? 860 00:45:45,446 --> 00:45:48,715 Got one under the caravan learning to play the bloody drums. 861 00:45:49,883 --> 00:45:51,117 Hang on. 862 00:45:57,924 --> 00:45:59,192 Fuck off. 863 00:45:59,926 --> 00:46:01,261 Great. 864 00:46:02,596 --> 00:46:04,531 Five pence a pellet. 865 00:46:05,332 --> 00:46:08,802 You make Scrooge look like Father Christmas, you do. 866 00:46:08,802 --> 00:46:10,704 Don't go killing anyone I wouldn't. 867 00:46:11,338 --> 00:46:12,439 Thanks. 868 00:46:13,607 --> 00:46:15,608 [bags rattling] 869 00:46:20,247 --> 00:46:23,584 - [child] You'll still visit us, right? - 'Course I will. 870 00:46:23,584 --> 00:46:26,486 I'll be 'round all the time. I love you little buggers. 871 00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:29,689 And I'm only at me dad's. It's not far. 872 00:46:32,526 --> 00:46:36,930 Thing is, he's a person, you're a dog. 873 00:46:36,930 --> 00:46:39,432 No arguments there, so don't even try. 874 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,802 I mean, he can go on and win a Nobel prize. 875 00:46:43,737 --> 00:46:45,639 What are you gonna do, eh? 876 00:46:45,639 --> 00:46:47,241 I mean, with respect. 877 00:46:47,241 --> 00:46:50,443 Jumping through hoops, not exactly world-changing, so 878 00:46:52,579 --> 00:46:53,913 [grunts] 879 00:46:54,948 --> 00:46:56,449 [sighs] 880 00:46:57,150 --> 00:47:01,755 On the other hand, I mean, a-as I'm sure you would say, if you could, 881 00:47:01,755 --> 00:47:05,759 eight million votes in a talent show, it's not nothing. 882 00:47:06,227 --> 00:47:09,195 It's a vote of confidence from great British public, is that. 883 00:47:09,963 --> 00:47:11,365 No. 884 00:47:11,365 --> 00:47:13,900 Still, the fact remains, 885 00:47:14,501 --> 00:47:17,671 Ben's got a really shitty life, 886 00:47:17,671 --> 00:47:21,141 and ten grand buys him an electric wheelchair with all the trimmings. 887 00:47:21,609 --> 00:47:25,545 He could go wherever he wants to go, school, university. 888 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,715 But you're not going to fucking university, are you? 889 00:47:29,383 --> 00:47:31,318 No. Think on. 890 00:47:35,789 --> 00:47:36,857 [whimpers] 891 00:47:36,857 --> 00:47:38,792 Oh, fucking don't do that to me. 892 00:47:46,867 --> 00:47:48,702 Des, you haven't thought this through. 893 00:47:48,702 --> 00:47:50,471 No, I have. 894 00:47:50,471 --> 00:47:52,406 You're always so down on him. People change, you know? 895 00:47:52,406 --> 00:47:56,710 Look, love, all I'm saying is don't expect too much from him. 896 00:47:58,178 --> 00:47:59,680 Well, you know where we are. 897 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:00,781 [mother clicks tongue] 898 00:48:00,781 --> 00:48:03,550 [sighs] 899 00:48:14,795 --> 00:48:16,797 ["Galley Girl" playing] 900 00:48:16,797 --> 00:48:18,832 [song continues] 901 00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:22,335 I don't wanna do it. 902 00:48:22,769 --> 00:48:23,803 Obviously. 903 00:48:25,806 --> 00:48:27,474 I mean, you're great. 904 00:48:28,275 --> 00:48:29,442 Best doggy around. 905 00:48:34,381 --> 00:48:35,415 But 906 00:48:36,717 --> 00:48:38,351 he's me grandson. 907 00:48:45,292 --> 00:48:46,660 Fuck it. 908 00:48:54,267 --> 00:48:55,903 What are you doing? 909 00:48:55,903 --> 00:48:57,204 Nothing. 910 00:48:57,204 --> 00:48:58,305 [sniffles] 911 00:48:58,772 --> 00:48:59,906 Nothing.