Girls, I gotta tell you something.
I have this recurring dream…
We've gotta be careful.
WANTED: THE GREEN GLOVE GANG REWARD FOR INFORMATION
RODENT CONTROL RAT-POL
The tactical unit is ready.
Just a moment.
Wait for the signal.
I know you're there.
I'm gonna get you real soon.
This will be our moment of glory.
Mark my words, Gujska.
Moment of glory.
Marked.
9:20 P.M. FRIDAY, JULY 14
-We're gonna need transport for two. -Get ready.
Three…
two…
one…
go!
Go!
And who's that?
Wanted by the police for nearly a year, the Gang could be caught red-handed today.
It's the fourth raid in seven months aimed at catching the Green Glove Gang.
The last three took up almost two-thirds of the police budget for this year,
yielding no results.
Damn journos. They're gonna ruin everything again.
Who wants these women to end up in prison?
Is this the end of the Green Glove Gang?
You've got to eat it. Get it?
No!
It's the last time you get dessert before supper.
I don't want soup!
If you don't eat it… a man will come and take you away.
-Police! -Police!
Police!
-What are you doing? -I'm very sorry.
-"Sorry"? -It's a mistake.
-What mistake? -Trauma for life.
How?
-I told you. -They were supposed to be there.
The code from the confiscated suitcase mentioned this exact address.
That was a serial number. Told you that, too.
After so many attempts, it shouldn't be a surprise.
Once again, the Gang could not be caught,
and the local police have become a nationwide laughing stock.
The question is, why should we, the citizens, be paying for this farce?
We asked Our Towners about their opinions.
Your opinion on the police efforts?
The Green Glove Gang was always there. Always helping the public.
What do you think about the Gang?
What harm are they? What harm are they to anyone?
Well, but the Gang…
-They are heroes. -Yup!
They've thwarted spectacular heists, making people feel safe again.
I'd like the "Ms. Kinga," please.
No wonder they've become an object of a cult of personality in Our Town.
Mom! I want green cotton candy!
Mom!
Green is the trendiest color this season.
Our Town is in the midst of Gang-o-mania.
And a Ganguccino for you.
BEST CUPCAKES IN OUR TOWN
Businesses are trying to outdo one another with ideas for Gang-related products.
The local newspaper runs a column with anonymous requests to the Gang.
GLOVES
Green gloves are all the rage in clothing stores.
The Green Glove Gang, despite being in hiding, is everywhere.
SAINTS OF OUR TOWN
After today's police fiasco, one thing is certain:
this is not the end of the Green Glove Gang.
Bravo!
-Bravo! -Bravo!
Bravo!
I announce the end of the Green Glove Gang.
Listen, we love all of you and each other,
but we don't want to live in hiding anymore.
It's high time for each of us to go our separate ways.
Let's get it over with.
Bravo!
Everyone!
To finish the party… time for fakes!
Zuza, Panama.
Departure tomorrow at 2.30 p.m.
Alicja, Mumbai.
Departure at 4.05 p.m.
And you, my darlings.
Go to Rome.
Departure at 9.37 p.m.
Quiet, Pearl.
PARIS
Bonjour, je m'a…
Pearl, quiet.
POCKET POLISH-FRENCH DICTIONARY
Silencieux.
That's what I get for getting a foreign dog.
Bonjour, je m'appelle Igor.
Bonjou… je…
THE GANG IS FLYING OVERSEAS TOMORROW
Time for plan B, Pearl.
CHECK THE ASTROMAP TO DISCOVER WHERE YOU'LL FIND LOVE
CALCULATING COORDINATES…
YOU'LL FIND LOVE IN OUR TOWN
Is this everything?
Just these two plates.
Krystyna.
In a couple of weeks, call this number and give it to my son.
-Don't say who it's from. -Okay.
Thank you.
I never cried this much after any of my husbands.
NO CALLER ID
Zuza! You coming?
Hello?
Mom… it's me.
-Tomek? Where are you? -In the hospital. In Our Town.
-What happened? -I have…
Tomek!
Tomek.
Wait up!
-Huh? -Tomek's in the hospital.
-What? -I don't know.
-I've gotta go. Henryk, give me the keys! -Hold on.
What happened?
I don't know. He's not picking up. I've gotta go.
You're not going anywhere alone.
It's my business. You know the dreams Alicja's having.
-What are her dreams? -The deal was we split.
I have no idea.
-But not with one staying behind. -Okay, hold on.
Let her go.
Go see him as soon as possible.
Henryk, keys.
What the hell did you do?
What's going on in your pig heads?
Chief, I might've indeed been a bit off the mark, but…
Four raids. Four! Including a flashy Hollywood-style one.
And you were off the mark?
But our day is coming.
Holidays are coming. And you'll get shit for your bonus.
You're running around in circles, Alfred. Spinning in your little box.
-How did you-- -You've got a month!
Otherwise, I'm taking you off the case, and I'm closing your entire precinct.
Yes, sir.
Your man left for training at the right time.
Stop!
Let's follow her.
But… But why are you changing your mind?
I mean…
We have to.
She needs us.
Worst case scenario? Fucking prison.
Damn.
I quit smoking too soon.
I'll get you some ginseng. Has a better kick to it.
How do you want to go back? The whole of Our Town is looking for you.
That was my dream when I was little.
But I resigned just before I took my vows.
You'll look nice in this.
There you go.
I'm surprised it doesn't burn me…
Have we met?
Maybe in a previous life.
Spirit…
Please… come forth.
Spirit, please come forth.
-I don't think it's gonna work. -Just give us a sign.
Please, speak to the ghost.
Mom, it's me.
If you're here, give me a sign.
I'm lost.
The cases are not the same without you.
I'm failing the Gang case.
Could you help me at all?
"Always… courageous and… brave."
ACAB
You don't need a medium to know that Tomek is a conman.
Ends up in the hospital on this very day?
What? You think someone's behind it?
Like Marzena, for example?
She's a slippery viper, but she won't slip through the bars.
I'd say it's Tomek himself.
What about Igor?
You think he could be behind it?
Well, I don't know.
Igor helped us get Marzena behind bars,
but he's also a natural-born gangster.
But, you know, he does know Tomek.
No, we really need to watch our backs.
Maybe we've got a mole?
What a doll.
Sexy, even in a habit.
This is Igor. Please leave… Pearl!
Please leave…
Please… Pearl!
GUARDIAN ANGEL: THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION
NO FURTHER CONTACT NEEDED
I think I exposed my friends to danger.
I thought Igor wanted to get back with Kinga.
That he intends to reconcile.
That's why I told him about her leaving.
But… he's a dangerous man.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid she's in danger because of me.
SUMMER CASSOCKS
And are you sure you're talking about your own life?
And not a plot from a TV show?
Of course!
Father, why would you think that…?
I'm just making sure.
I quite often hear confessions about the sins of the Mostowiaks.
What should I do now?
I did a bad thing.
But the intent wasn't bad.
The best thing you can do now is do good.
Because good balances out all evil.
Do good deeds.
As your penance.
Father!
What about… chaplets?
You've done enough chaplets for a couple of lifetimes.
If I were God, I'd have had enough.
HOSPITAL
-Bożenka, is that you? -Uh-huh.
I can't stop thinking about that guy with skull trauma in room eight.
He looks so deeply into my eyes when he asks for a bedpan
that I'm not sure if he wants to pee or fry me up some eggs in bed.
Bożenka?
"The most famous Our Town gangster."
Six letters.
Marek, your ultrasound is in an hour.
Please stroll in the corridor for 45 minutes.
-Now? -Now.
Come on!
What a question. There's no time.
What's with you people?
Tomek.
-I don't have a lot of time. -Hey.
Thanks for coming.
What happened?
I got into some debt.
-And I was late on payments. -How much?
You know, hard to say. A lot.
And the interest is piling up.
Mafia?
No, but the mafia bought my debt.
And now I owe it to…
Krzysztof Masarz.
The Krzysztof Masarz?
Yes. His people got me.
They gave me a week to pay it back.
Do you know how to find him?
Listen. I don't think it's a good idea.
Do you or not?
-Praise be! -I don't have time.
Even for old friends?
I told you I'm going alone.
It's dangerous.
How's Tomek?
All bruised and in trouble.
-You weren't supposed to come. -Then you don't know us that well.
The gang is over.
But our friendship isn't.
Let's go.
Will you tell us where we're going?
To see Krzysztof Masarz.
The Krzysztof Masarz?
They say he buried 20 people in his backyard.
-I'm going in alone. -Alone?
-Are you crazy? -I'm going alone, cover me.
Jesus Christ!
I wasn't expecting you this early.
Come in, welcome.
The scallops are exquisite.
I came here because my son…
But that doesn't mean you can't have scallops.
Scallops are sometimes called "Saint James' shells."
Did you know the body of that poor soul was found only after several centuries?
Earlier, my taste in food has been quite conservative.
After hearing that story, I learned to love scallops.
And you?
Are you prone to experiment in the kitchen?
I want to pay off his debt.
Straight to the point.
I like that.
I'll pay it back, whatever the amount.
Zuzanna.
It's not always about the money.
Especially when I'm dealing with someone… so talented.
Can I talk you into going for a short ride?
The task was easy, so what's your problem?
And that's the difference between us.
I want to develop professionally, and you don't.
I like a challenge. And you what? Wham, bam, thank you ma'am?
What's so wrong about efficiency?
When you catch the most dangerous gang, you want to break a sweat, don't you?
You know, for your own satisfaction.
Well? What happened to you, ladies?
Sometimes, I wonder about that, too.
I definitely shouldn't have quit smoking.
Bloody hell, what is the meaning of this?
Take that off the ladies' heads at once! Untie them, for God's sake!
I'm sorry for my bodyguards.
They lack manners.
Join me, please.
You asked about debt repayment.
I want to get something.
And I believe only you ladies will be able to get it for me.
Are all the thieves in town out with a cold?
I know you're the best.
A certain lady has returned to Our Town…
CAUTION – PRICELESS
and she's had throngs of admirers for a long time.
When she was in Japan,
the Yakuza made three attempts at her.
She'll only be here for a month.
She then goes straight to Naples,
where, from what I know, the Camorra is waiting to snatch her.
I'd like you to interpose between the Yakuza and the Camorra.
Can you tell us what it is?
VENUS OF KAZAKHSTAN BACK IN OUR TOWN!
I don't care how you do it. You've got a month.
That is, of course, if you want your son to live.
I don't know your family dynamics.
Oh, I'd have forgotten.
I know you have no place to stay.
Make use of it as you please.
The godfather our country deserves.
The longer the limo, the shorter the…
GLOVES
Ah, somehow, we can't get away from these.
How about it, girls?
One last caper?
Well. Every party needs one for the road.
THE GREEN GLOVE GANG