[suspenseful music]
THE GREEN GLOVE GANG
[club music echoes through the city]
-[distant dog barking] -[club music grows louder]
[Lucjan] Oh, yeah!
"SENIOR" SENIOR CITIZENS CLUB
[Lucjan] Excellent!
Moving spryly from side to side.
We're all equal on the dance floor out here.
[club music continues throughout]
[whispering] If anyone was here…
[drink bubbling]
[club music continues throughout]
-[music fades] -[phone vibrating]
[suspense music]
[single beep]
[Kinga sighs]
That's the sixth time.
-So much for… explosions and detonations. -We'll figure something out.
And then we'll get him here.
How?
[cart wheels screeching]
He's probably figured out who we were and gone to ground.
-Or worse, he's a snitch. -[phone ringing]
[Alicja] Still no answer?
[waiter] No answer…
because phone contact is inadvisable.
[Kinga sighs]
[suspenseful music]
[cart wheels screeching]
Six… times forty-eight.
All that… times two.
[whispering] Is he solving a fucking Sudoku?
What materials do you… [inhales deeply] …use?
Semtex?
[suspenseful music continues]
C-4?
Melt cast or octogen?
[waiter] Plot this out onto the plan.
Drill holes there.
I'll be back in a few days.
[cart wheels screeching]
Einstein? [chuckles]
More like Frankenstein.
[loud club music]
-[teen 1] We can try. -[teen 2] No.
[teen 1] Come on, gentlemen. Gentlemen, let us in.
What's the harm? We just want to have a polite little drink here!
Thump our feet a little.
-Everything else is closed. -This is a senior citizens club.
Oh, geez.
Okay, but what if I have, like, high cholesterol?
-That's not enough. -What about his erectile dysfunction?
What?
Let me repeat once again: this is a senior citizens club.
-[sighs] Oh, geez. -[Tomek] You're not seniors.
-Period. -That's too bad.
-Exactly. -And you're good to operate?
-My dad works for the health department. -[teens giggling]
[teen 2] How butch.
[teen 4] I think we're drinking today.
-Quiet. -Quiet.
-That was awesome! -Wait for it…
[teen 2] Whoa!
-I'll see what I can do, okay? -[teen 2] That's what I'm talking about!
There you go! We did it.
Good one!
-Good one. -High five!
[loud club music]
[alarm beeping]
We've got company. To the tunnel.
[sinister music]
Alicja!
[sinister music ends abruptly]
Listen up, red alert! We've got a crisis.
[Zofia] Sonny!
Don't you worry your pretty little head.
-We gotta go to the dance floor -Let's go, ladies.
-Hey, guys! Hey! -Oh, man!
-Excuse me. Listen-- -Your friend was so nice in letting us in.
Ah. But as you can see, there's no one here anyway.
-There's the dance floor! -But--
-[teen 2] Chill out. -[teen 4] Why so tense?
Gosh! They're so cute.
Excuse me!
-Excuse me. How long have you been open? -Only a couple of days.
What a beautiful place. Clearly made with love.
-So amusing! -Yes, we're doing our best.
[teen giggling]
[with anger] Your mug's so adorable.
We're staying here, yeah? Let's get some drinks.
-Wait here. -[teen 3] We'll get them.
[teen 1] Fucking awesome!
-[single radio beep] -Red alert. They're going back to the bar.
Dude, where are we?
We'll get caught.
I only have juice and multivitamins.
Jesus Christ, do something! Or we're toast!
-[teen 1] Look at this place. -I'm bringing out the big guns.
[music intensifies]
Oh. Hello once again.
["Prawy do lewego" by Kayah i Bregović playing]
-It can't be! -We gotta get back.
-[song continues] -[teen cheering]
[music echoes from the distance]
[song fades]
[birds chirping]
[pants]
Something got tangled.
[slow, instrumental, suspenseful music]
[slow, ethereal music]
Kinga, no.
One little, secure job.
Please.
You're not doing great with this abstinence thing.
What about Henryk?
I haven't seen you two together much lately.
[sighs] Listen to this.
"To the Green Glove Gang."
"Salutations. We're asking for your help."
[excited woman's voice] Salutations. We're asking for your help.
The fate of doggies from the bogus Dog Heaven shelter depends on it.
It's run by a certain Zygmunt Wrotycz.
The bastard obtains huge subsidies supposedly for the doggies
but it's total bull.
-[shutter clicks] -The dogs are kept in ghastly conditions.
-This brute starves and neglects them. -Hmm.
People know nothing about it, and donate money.
The scoundrel's living it up,
enjoying his reputation of a good citizen and animal lover.
Help us expose that fraud.
We beg you not to leave these doggies.
"SOS. Help! Rescue them!"
"Signed, DFF."
"DFF"?
-Dog Friends Forever. -"Dog Friends Forever."
[whispering] But Alicja is still having dreams.
[slow, ethereal music]
All three of us in prison.
If we go as a duo, that won't come true.
It's a simple esoteric equation.
Betrayal.
Hmm?
-[birds chirping] -[wind blowing quietly]
[club music grows louder]
I've fallen in love at first sight.
And yes, it has only been open for a few days,
but I can already wholeheartedly recommend it.
It needs your support to survive.
It's run by kind, friendly, dedicated people
who want to prove that old age isn't a death sentence.
That even-- Look at this!
That even after you're fifty, you can have loads of fun.
I'm gonna cry!
-I'll fucking smack her. -Look! They crave human connection.
Drop by if you love retro vibes, and if you don't,
sign up your grandmas and grandpas for workshops organized during the day.
Let's give them something nice on their home stretch.
Look, this is our bodyguard. See? He let us in. Hi! Wave! [giggles]
Definitely drop by--
-I didn't let them in. -Does anyone even watch this?
Uh, 300,000 people.
Oh gosh.
It wasn't me, I swear.
[suspenseful music]
This situation's gotten serious.
We've become viral.
-What's a viral? -Does that mean we need to get vaccinated?
-[Barbara] No way. -[Zuza] We got plenty of likes.
And unfortunately, it's entirely our fault.
[Alicja] Right now, half the country wants to support us.
The phones have been ringing all morning with people inquiring about workshops.
-[Wioletta] That's great. -Oh, how nice!
No, it's a problem. We don't have any workshops.
-This is all for show, get it? -But why?
Do any of you feel up to just running something tomorrow?
-[Wioletta] I don't know. -[Tomek] On any topic.
-Something you feel confident and good at. -[Henryk] You, go ahead.
-And you? -Have you got an idea?
Sex and seduction.
Oh, geez.
[Wioletta] Nice choice.
You'll do one on mustache maintenance. Anyone else?
-Sit down. -What about painting?
-Oh, great. -Painting, yes!
-Yes! -Painting, yes.
Yoga and fitness!
[upbeat music]
Yoga, fitness. Bravo!
Drama club!
Embroidery.
Disco polo!
-[Wioletta] Yes! -[Maria] Rosary circle.
♪ I don't believe ♪
♪ I do got what I need ♪
♪ It is, indeed ♪
Back in business.
♪ Tell me what it is ♪
[phone ringing]
Thanks. See you soon.
Hello? Yes, workshops start tomorrow.
[multiple phones ringing]
[Wioletta] No, dances are every day.
Yes, yes.
Hello?
-[phone still ringing in the background] -[song ends]
We'll start here, and then from the other side.
Have you made up your mind about the doggies?
[suspenseful music]
What doggies?
The ones from the bogus shelter. They could use some help.
Maria, right now, we're having a dog day afternoon.
Maria, not now.
[footsteps]
We have to keep an eye on our foremen, so they do it like Frankenstein wanted.
[sniffs]
[door opens]
The limping man will be in the evening edition.
Well done, Gujska. Brilliant idea. Now you're cooking with gas.
-I emailed you the report. -And… have you eaten already?
A protein bar.
Gujska!
You're feeding your baby grain?
-You need to eat. Sit. -[chair screeching]
Sit, sit.
Here you go. Beetroots, rich in vitamin B.
"B" like "beetroot."
Good for all your organs.
-Meatloaf, rich in vitamin-- -M. Like "meatloaf"?
-Is there a vitamin M? -No.
What do you think?
That we've got nothing.
-Marzena is out. We got nothing. -She's already impregnated.
With the idea of freedom, of course.
What if she's bluffing?
Gujska, who knew about the Gang returning? Just us.
Maybe it's a coincidence, but she may know something.
Let's give her a couple more days.
I've already chosen where to conduct our search.
We'll follow in the limping guy's footsteps.
Have you seen a limping man?
-Well, yeah. -When?
-Yesterday. -Describe him.
Which one?
[salesman] Pure luck. And then, he came back, asking to scrap the car.
-And already limping. -What did he look like?
Kinda…
Well, completely nondescript.
-You got surveillance? -Over there.
[snores loudly]
-[security guard keeps snoring] -[distant dog barking]
[loud club music]
Go on ahead. Open your bag, please.
[horn tooting]
-[Bruiser] Please move aside. -[indistinct conversations]
-You came to dance? -To discuss feelings.
-[loud club music] -[indistinct chatter]
[loud drilling]
[foreman] That's it, lad! Drill it like you mean it!
It even feels cool. Just like the real thing.
Remember to close the door tightly.
-Guineafowl to Nightingale. -[Lucjan] This is Nightingale.
[Kinga] The moles have started digging. Let's turn up the heat.
[Lucjan plays "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer]
[people cheering]
[giggles]
Come on!
No way!
[Kinga and Alicja giggle]
♪ Don't want another night on my own ♪
♪ Wanna share my love With a warm-blooded lover ♪
♪ Wanna bring a wild man back home ♪
♪ Gotta have some hot love, baby This evenin' ♪
♪ I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight ♪
♪ I want some hot stuff, baby This evenin' ♪
[people cheering]
♪ Got to have some lovin' Got to have love tonight ♪
♪ Hot stuff ♪
♪ I need hot stuff ♪
-That Lucjan's got good energy. -[Kinga giggles and chuckles]
Good? That's really the wrong word.
-[song fades] -Very demeaning.
He's a true poet.
-[suspenseful music] -Look at this. Goosebumps.
At my age, physiological reactions are rare.
Oh!
Here as well.
That means the music is spreading over the entire body.
Experiencing it
is no longer purely emotional, but also physical.
I just have… one little question.
A tiny one.
Why this fucking circus?
Everything's going smoothly.
Was our deal about mixing disco with geriatrics and inviting crowds?
We had no choice--
Was that our deal?
[chuckles nervously] I apologize if I missed something.
[chuckles]
We had no choice.
You got it?
We'll cover all the costs.
What a relief!
[chuckles]
I'll buy myself a pool filter.
And may I ask who's the face of this whole circus?
Well? Who's the main clown?
I doubt any of you wanted ladies.
Everything's under control.
[giggles]
What about this?
What?
Is this under control, too?
ATTENTION! WANTED
[loudly] Go limp to the station and tell them everything is under control!
-I see no resemblance at all. -But he's lame!
-[Tomek] Fucking hell! -[Masarz] As are your methods.
I don't wanna go to prison. I can't go back there again.
-Oh, I'm sure you've got friends there. -Was that necessary?
-[Alicja] Be more optimistic. -Less incense, more empathy.
[loud bang]
[screams in pain]
[Masarz] Everyone all right?
[Kinga] Adaś!
-[Adaś] Everything's fine. -[foreman] Adaś!
Well, someone's going on a long sick leave.
No, no! Krzysztof! I beg you. I'm fine.
[screams in pain]
I'm calling for help.
-Not possible. -[Zuza] Are you joking?
[screams in pain]
[indistinct conversations]
[single radio beep]
Clear. Get him into the car.
[fast-paced, suspenseful music]
Bruiser, start the car. We're taking the brat.
[Adaś grunts]
-Which hospital? -A private one.
-[Slit] Hold on-- -Hands off!
Hey, hey. What are you doing?
You're not gonna bury him in a garden. Unless it's under my dead body!
Shoo!
-[door shuts] -[engine revving]
[music fades]
[gentle instrumental music]
Bruiser, help the lady.
[Adaś] No, no…
VETERINARIAN CLINIC
EVERY CAT'S FRIEND
[Adaś grunts and pants]
Does anyone even work here?
[door opens]
[slow, upbeat music]
Krzysztof, lovely to see you. What've we got here?
[snuffles]
A debtor's knee? [giggling] Just joking.
Józio, my contractor's damaged.
You need to fix him.
I hope you're not too attached to that leg.
-What? -Just joking.
Um… Leave us alone.
[continues lifting the table]
Are you fed up… with meatloaf?
No. It's just that nothing's adding up.
The puzzle pieces won't fit together.
Maybe they're from a different set?
You think someone's messing with my puzzles?
[door opens]
We need to talk.
-On a club music forum-- -Gujska!
You know how loud music can affect a baby?
Your belly is like an empty resonance chamber.
Can I finish?
-[grunts] -[Gujska] They're writing about a place.
Retro scene.
[whispering] And its limping owner…
[slow, suspenseful music]
Well, damn.
He'll be right as rain. He'll live.
[Kinga] With all his limbs in place?
I'll check.
Hey, where are you?
Um… At the club.
[Alicja] I see.
-When will you be back? -I don't know yet. I'll call you.
[distant dog barking]
[rhytmical suspenseful music]
[music culminates and ends]
-[crickets chirping] -[owls hooting]
-You got a plan or are we doing it my way? -[Kinga] Ah, I'll improvise.
[fast-paced, upbeat music]
[dogs barking and howling]
Oh, poor things.
Come here.
[fast-paced, upbeat music continues]
DFF DOG FRIENDS FOREVER
-[phone ringing] -[distant dog barking]
We're here.
Great.
I'm reporting that there are stray dogs running loose on Błotna Street.
I mean, they're about to be running loose. In three, two…
[uplifting classical music]
-[music fades] -[engine revving]
-[Zuza] Admit it. -[Kinga] What?
You've missed this.
So much.
[dog whining]
[dog keeps whining]
No.
Don't even think about it.
[Zuza sighs]
[Kinga] That's someone's son, too.
His mom was also a bitch.
So many years working together.
And no conflicts?
We're like one organism.
Symbiosis.
What's your sign?
Why?
Let me guess…
Aquarius?
[gentle instrumental music]
Pisces ascendant.
Twelfth house, associated with a hermit's life.
And in ancient times… with prison and loneliness.
Am I right?
-Curious coincidence that we met. -There are no coincidences, only signs.
Unfortunately, you've arrived at a stop sign.
[gentle instrumental music continues]
[birds chirping]
[seagulls squawking]
[metallic clinking]
[dog whining]
I'll be damned! Whatcha doin' here?
Whatcha got there?
STEFAN, YOU'RE A DAD!
Who left this dog?
I'll be damned.
Someone left him for me.
["Real Reel Switcher" by Eunice Ross playing]
Good morning.
Who here came for the painting workshop?
Can I attend…
even though I've never painted before?
♪ I always feel so empty ♪
Of course.
It's never too late.
♪ I always feel so empty ♪
Visitors are lining up to see the crown jewel of world heritage.
Joasia, how's the situation?
You're right, Robert.
Visitors are lining up to see the crown jewel of world heritage.
We already had some faintings, but thanks to the queue ticket system,
all those who have fainted can easily return to the line
right after regaining consciousness.
[intense music with bowed instruments]
[music culminates]
Basic karate and taekwondo skills.
-I also served a bit in the army. -Administration?
Foreign Legion.
[suspenseful music]
I have a gun permit.
Oh, such a janitor is a treasure.
NATIONAL GALLERY
[custodian] We had to announce a special recruitment
because of our sensational exhibit which requires unique protection.
As you can see, the public's interest is huge.
You have no idea how huge it is.
[suspenseful music intensifies]
[upbeat music with jazz elements]
[music continues throughout]
[music ends]
[calm, upbeat music]
SDH subtitle translation by: Krzysiek Igielski