["Rzuć to wszystko, co złe" by Mitch & Mitch and Zbigniew Wodecki]
♪ Leave all the bad things behind All that bothers you ♪
♪ Leave your worries behind somewhere And run with me ♪
♪ Run with me ♪
♪ You with me, I with you ♪
♪ Let the champagne pop before we go ♪
♪ Let's turn ordinary days Into extraordinary ones ♪
[Kinga] Finally!
You're a treacherous broad.
We were sick with worry about you but here you were on a fancy date.
[Kinga] And with a gangster?
-You were married to one for ten years. -But Igor was a different story!
-Why? -Because he didn't beat up my son!
And he isn't blackmailing us.
Alicja, really, there are limits.
[slow, quirky music]
I need a drink.
-Careful! -Did you add some drops?
I don't give a shit.
I need a drink.
Drops or no drops, you're getting a talking-to!
[Kinga] Is it truth serum?
-Or an old hag's potion? -Well… this is a difficult friendship.
-Are you even still friends with us? -No.
I'm risking my life just for fun.
Yeah, sure. What a risky candlelight dinner.
You know what?
I regret helping you at all. Your son is a little piece of shit.
He won't change!
I was afraid he'd turn into the kind of swindler and loser that he is.
Just like his father!
[ethereal sound]
[sighs]
But I love him just the way he is!
He's my son, for God's sake!
It's too late for maternal instinct.
What would you know about it?
Focus on your Henryk!
You treat him like garbage.
Are you even with him?
I slept with Bruiser.
-What? -What? [giggles]
Fucking serum.
She's back to factory settings.
Congratulations. You both have excellent taste.
Leave me alone already.
He was a band-aid for boredom.
-A year-long band-aid for boredom? -Why not? With the band-aid!
Just like helping Tomek is a band-aid for fucked-up parenting.
And escaping into magic… [panting] …for fear of living your life.
[Zuza] You know what?
Screw you!
That's one thing I can agree with.
[Zuza] Bite me! I'm going to get a drink.
[sighs]
[fast-paced, classical music]
THE GREEN GLOVE GANG
[phone beeps]
[high-pitched ringing noise]
[choir in the distance]
I'M LOOKING FOR A LONGER RIDE 22 MILES AWAY
5 MILES AWAY
[continues to swap]
[sighs]
I HOPE TO CATCH YOU WITH MY ROD
[Masarz] I told them to plant roses.
As an apology.
-I don't like cut flowers. -[Alicja] I prefer heather.
[Alicja] Do you have a buyer for it?
[Masarz] Alicja.
Don't put me in an uncomfortable position.
[Alicja] But… it's a simple question.
Yes or no?
[Masarz] I'm afraid of death. That figurine has a certain power.
[loud drum]
[gentle, instrumental music]
Interesting…
Very interesting.
How will they do it?
A smoke bomb as a distraction, then through the sealed door.
Escape through the sewers.
-When can I expect my money? -After it's over.
Listen up! I know why Masarz wants that figurine.
As an engagement gift for you?
He's not after the Venus.
"The stand added in the 5th century
is made out of the root of the long-extinct pearl mandrake."
And the hungover version?
It extends…
[exciting, instrumental tones]
…life.
Just life? It's not really worth it.
Supposedly, it can cause the remission of illnesses,
even chronic and untreatable ones.
So, a serious gangster is doing a heist for an antique figurine worth millions
just so he can eat the stand?
I'll try to convince him
that we steal just the stand, not the whole thing.
And then what?
And then… each of us goes her own way.
[classical instrumental music]
[male presenter] We are interrupting this broadcast for an announcement.
Our correspondent is already at the National Gallery.
Our Town has been shaken by groundbreaking news.
Last night, there was a break-in here.
Unofficial sources say that the Green Glove Gang is back in Our Town.
-What? -Is it possible that they are behind it?
A golden Medieval cup from the beginning of the 13th century has been stolen.
The same place houses the object of desire for private collectors worldwide:
the Venus of Kazakhstan.
Fortunately, the figurine is still in its place.
[quirky, suspenseful music]
We're here with Gabriella Soplica, the director of the National Gallery.
Mrs. Soplica, how did this happen?
I don't know.
I mean, the police are handling everything.
It's not a simple case.
But I'd like to reassure you that the Venus is intact.
We've improved security
after an unexpected failure
of the video surveillance system last night.
DELETING SELECTED RECORDINGS
We'll improve security so that this never happens again.
Obviously, the Venus is the most important thing here.
And what about the cup?
I won't say no to that today.
We're live.
Are we?
[Marzena] As long as the Venus is here, you'll man your stations.
I chose you as my best men.
From now on, I will supervise every shift.
[whispering] Why is she the boss?
-She's new. -Is everything clear?
She doesn't have a disability pension. It's about equal opportunities.
I see.
[Zuza] We can't go into the Gallery now. It's crawling with police.
[Kinga] So when?
When they take the Venus away?
I told you to steal it in transport.
[Masarz] We're burying the tunnel, period!
But… we already have the passage to the Gallery, right?
The Venus is there.
[Masarz] The police will surely discover the tunnel.
Someone is trying to burn us with that cup.
Oh.
My people will get you tickets. You're free to leave.
[Alicja] What?
What about the seniors?
[Masarz] The club will keep operating.
At least…
for the time being.
We're even.
Get to work.
Bury that tunnel.
Tomek?
"SENIOR" SENIOR CITIZENS CLUB
Can we talk?
[Kinga] I'll find Bruiser.
No, I'll smoke.
When you're in India…
[gentle, instrumental music]
…will I be able to… visit you?
Well… what can I tell you?
Except that in situations like this,
I've known the ending right from the start.
I understand.
[sighs]
All great emotions burn out.
But isn't it worth it anyway?
It is.
Tomek!
What?
Is everything okay?
Yeah, sure.
Don't worry, I won't leave you hanging,
I'll help you.
[snorts]
Thanks.
I'll go find Staszek and Adam.
I've had enough.
[sighs] It's a madhouse!
No running away this time.
Please, come.
When it comes to… the trip to Rome…
Can I start?
How can I put it…
Um…
I've started seeing Gabriela.
What?
It was just a lark in the beginning, to make you jealous.
But…
we slept together.
[quirky music]
And I'd like to keep it going.
I wish you both good luck.
[smirks] I'll keep my fingers crossed.
Really? You aren't going to scratch my eyes out?
I slept with Masarz's bodyguard.
-What? -I think we're even.
Quite a lot of drama for people our age, huh?
I don't know.
Just another week at a sanatorium.
-[Gujska] You've got to raid that club. -[Alfred] The chief ordered me not to.
A cup has been stolen. There are workers in the club.
-The chief has been protecting Masarz. -He'll fire me.
-What did your mom write to you? -Not to lean on the chair.
What else?
To… be brave.
Exactly!
-I want that as well. -You?
I want my son to have a brave uncle.
-Son? -Will you do it for him?
[baby crying next to them]
[dimmed club music]
[music grows louder]
Detonate!
-[loud bang] -[people screaming]
-[Lucjan plays another club song] -[people cheering]
[foreman coughs]
[foreman] Boss, I'm moved to report that the job is finished.
[Masarz] Is the passage blocked tightly?
[foreman] Wouldn't fit a pin in there, boss.
Since we're done, maybe you could at least tell me your name?
I'm Staszek.
Sisyphus.
["King Bruce Lee Karate Mistrz" by Frank Kimono playing]
-But the club entrance is the other way! -[thug] Get them out.
Just without starting a panic.
[Zuza] We've got to finish this op early, because it's getting dangerous.
-Which means we won't be here tomorrow. -But the club will keep going.
Tomek will manage it.
[song continues]
We wanted to say goodbye to you all and thank you.
[Staszek and Adaś coughing]
It fucking fell.
Lucjan.
-[song abruptly ends] -[people booing]
[Slit] Everyone, excuse me, but we have to finish for today.
-[people booing] -There was a sudden plumbing failure.
We've had a sink leak, so please leave now.
-Please leave! -[male guest] Disgrace!
[Zuza] Can you see anything?
[Slit] Move along, please.
A ghost, I think.
[sinister music]
Get your mitts off me!
Keep your hands to yourself. No sudden moves.
You too.
[Masarz] Igor.
-Let's relax and talk. -Listen, pal.
You can relax at your spa.
This is business.
[sinister music continues]
You're putting me out of business.
You've stolen the cup.
Me?
What the hell?
You're giving up your part?
Go ahead.
But I'm not giving up mine.
Your part?
Yes, I was supposed to take the stand, and he, the figurine.
That was the deal.
I'm sorry.
[Igor chukles] Oh, pal.
Watch out.
I tried to love one of them.
You take one,
you get the entire Hydra.
I can confirm.
So does Henryk, I'd guess.
Is this a hold-up or a benefit in my honor?
Quiet!
[music abruptly ends]
I want the Venus today.
[Staszek] But boss…
[suspenseful music]
Boss of all bosses.
We buried the passage to the Gallery.
What?
-Well… -[Zuza] Cops have been sniffing around.
They can find the sewers.
Well, then, you leave me no choice.
[guns clanking]
[sinister music]
Wait!
I know how to get into the Gallery…
another way.
Have you left weed unattended again?
When you declined to do the job for that priest,
I went to see him.
[gentle, religious music]
But… it's theft!
For the greater good.
I thought maybe I could do it on my own.
[suspenseful music]
[Maria] But the stress, the nerves…
I gave up.
One night, I got hungry,
and I think I got the fridges mixed up.
I saw a light in the tunnel.
I was certain
it was the Lord calling to me.
I thought… I had died.
That I'd reached the gates of hell.
But it was just the door to the Gallery's basement.
[suspenseful music continues]
But did you mark your way?
[Maria] Yes.
I'd left crosses for navigation on the walls.
Now, I think he wasn't a priest at all,
but Satan.
[music fades]
Whatever the case, we've got it, hallelujah!
[Kinga] We've been looking for a mole, and all it took was a hungry Maria.
[Zuza] Don't get too excited, Guineafowl.
Can you somehow… undo it?
Maria!
Thank you so much for this valuable information.
Thank you so much.
I'd like to thank you so, so much.
-Now, get that figurine. -Leave her alone!
She'll be fine unless you try something dumb.
This is the Gang's last job.
Speaking of benefits.
[engine revving]
[slow, suspenseful music]
[suspenseful music intensifies]
[music fades]
[guard 1] Hm…
Do you understand any of this?
Hmm. And there's this strange title.
ANNA DYMNA, NUDE, LYING DOWN AUTHOR UNKNOWN
[hissing]
[suspenseful music]
Fire in room seven.
I repeat, there's a fire in the room.
A lot of smoke.
Turn off the electricity.
The procedures forbid it!
I told you to turn it off and evacuate the building.
[music fades]
Already?
Isn't it too early?
It wasn't me.
What do we do now?
Retreat?
Igor won't let it go.
It's always been about my son.
-I'll go. -It's my ex holding Maria hostage.
If this is to be the Gang's last job…
[uplifting music]
let's do it together.
[upbeat, suspenseful music]
-Hurry up! -It's not a door to a Fiat!
[loud glass breaking]
[Kinga] I thought we were a bit more sophisticated.
[chuckles] If it fell, it fucking fell.
[suspenseful music]
-Zbysiu, what are you doing? -What if it's the Yakuza?
[suspenseful music intensifies]
[Alfred] We're going to raid the "Senior" club.
This time, we're going to catch the Green Glove Gang.
Are we clear?
-Dismissed-- -[phone ringing]
Hello?
Turn on any channel in a moment. The mice fell into the trap.
What?
[busy tone]
Excuse me.
[Wioletta] You think they got away?
I hope so.
[male presenter] Dear viewers.
Unfortunately, Marta the Alligator
did not accept her mate Pedro,
who's been transferred to Our Town Zoo from Chile.
It's the fourth male that was supposed to be Marta's mate.
Unfortunately, to no avail.
CROCODILE TEARS
Excuse me, we have breaking news.
The TV!
-According to sources… -Show me the TV!
…there's been another break-in at the National Gallery.
Fresh TV has just received this disturbing photo.
-Holy… -…fuck.
Dear viewers, it looks like the Green Glove Gang
has just stolen the Venus of Kazakhstan.
Gimme that.
To all units.
I repeat, to all units.
Let's start the raid.
[rap song with female vocal playing]
♪ No way ♪
♪ -Whatever comes ♪ ♪ -Comes ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
♪ -I don't know where I'm from ♪ ♪ -From ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
♪ -I get it done ♪ ♪ -Done ♪
♪ Yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ Don't underestimate me, baby You know I'm a rock star ♪
♪ Pushin' to a harder Every time I'm like a fast car ♪
♪ -It ain't your service ♪ ♪ -Service ♪
♪ -I got a purpose ♪ ♪ -Purpose ♪
♪ No, I deserve it Hell yeah, I'm worth it ♪
♪ -Whatever I want, you know I get it ♪ ♪ -I get it ♪
♪ -These guys, they got me trippin' ♪ ♪ -Trip, trip ♪
♪ I'm movin' in my own pace, baby I'm different ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm not like anybody else I'm not like anybody else ♪
♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪
♪ I am on a roll ♪
♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪
♪ I'm not like anybody else I'm not like anybody else ♪
♪ -Whatever comes ♪ ♪ -Comes ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
♪ -I don't know where I'm from ♪ ♪ -From ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
♪ -I get it done ♪ ♪ -Done ♪
♪ Yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ -Whatever comes ♪ ♪ -Comes ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
♪ -I don't know where I'm from ♪ ♪ -From ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
♪ -I get it done ♪ ♪ -Done ♪
♪ Yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ -Push it to the limit, imma go all out ♪ ♪ -Go all out ♪
♪ -Get the money, baby, look at me now ♪ ♪ -Look at me now ♪
♪ -I can to anything ♪ ♪ -Anything ♪
♪ -Imma get everything ♪ ♪ -Imma get everything ♪
♪ -Whatever I want, you know I get it ♪ ♪ -I get it ♪
♪ -These guys, they got me trippin' ♪ ♪ -Trip, trip ♪
♪ I'm movin' in my own pace, baby ♪ ♪ I'm different ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm not like anybody else I'm not like anybody else ♪
♪ -Whatever comes ♪ ♪ -Comes ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
♪ -I don't know where I'm from ♪ ♪ -From ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
♪ -I get it done ♪ ♪ -Done ♪
♪ Yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ -Whatever comes ♪ ♪ -Comes ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
♪ -I don't know where I'm from ♪ ♪ -From ♪
♪ I can handle it ♪
♪ -I get it done ♪ ♪ -Done ♪
♪ Yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ I can handle, yeah, I can handle it ♪
♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪
♪ I am on a roll ♪
♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪
♪ I'm not like anybody else I'm not like anybody else ♪
[song ends]
[slow, suspenseful music]
SDH subtitle translation by: Krzysiek Igielski