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[male presenter] A hit that our listeners
have enjoyed for the past decade.

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[Kinga] I took the divorce papers
to Igor to prison.

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[Alicja] He's lucky
we only got him eight years.

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[upbeat music]

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[Zuza] Did you feel that adrenaline?
And we're only just getting started.

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10 YEARS EARLIER

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[Alicja] I've always felt…
a strong connection to Robin Hood.

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[Kinga] And I've had a crush on him
since childhood.

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[Alicja] Kinga. Do you know
the secret to female friendship?

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-I do.
-Well?

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Similar taste in wine,
different taste in men. [chuckles]

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A good gang should have good rules.

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["Jestem kobietą" by Edyta Górniak
quietly on the radio]

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Rule number one.

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We never do heists for our own benefit.

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[fire crackling]

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[Kinga] Rule number two.

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The gang is Alicja, Kinga and Zuza.

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We make all the decisions together.

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[Alicja] Rule number three.

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Friendship above all.

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Ouch!

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[Kinga] Good idea
with the lipstick pact, huh?

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I've always fainted while having it taken.

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Ladies.

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Welcome to the Green Glove Gang.

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[song continues louder]

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THE GREEN GLOVE GANG

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[song continues louder]

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[song ends]

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[Igor] Maria.

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I'd like to thank you very much.

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You've been a very efficient informer
for the past months.

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Only you made it possible.

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Thank you.

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[sad, instrumental music]

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I told him that you were in Bieszczady.

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He said…

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He pleaded… that he only wants
to get Kinga back.

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I didn't mean to betray you.

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Don't worry. [chuckles]

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We've got traitors galore here.

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Where's Tomek?

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-[engine revving]
-[tires screeching]

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[multiple tones for new text messages]

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Oh!

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THE GREEN GLOVE GANG STOLE VENUS!

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Holy Mother of Our Town!

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-[loud sirens]
-["Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top playing]

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WANTED:
THE GREEN GLOVE GANG

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Secure all manholes
and drainage entrances.

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Even septic tanks, if need be.

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Go, go, go, go, go!

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♪ Clean shirt, new shoes ♪

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♪ And I don't know where I am goin' to ♪

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♪ -Silk suit, black tie ♪
♪ -Black tie ♪

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♪ I don't need a reason why ♪

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Problem solved.

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♪ They come runnin'
Just as fast as they can ♪

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♪ 'Cause every girl crazy
'Bout a sharp dressed man ♪

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-[song ends abruptly]
-[police dogs barking]

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You have really hurt my feelings.

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[loudspeaker screeching]

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Playing cat and mouse is fun and all,

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but one shouldn't drag it out.

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So please, come out.

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For decency's sake!
This has been going on for too long!

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This is Tomek. If this is important,
leave a message or call back later. Bye.

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[Zuza sighs]

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[suspenseful music]

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Excuse me.

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If I may offer some advice?

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During training,
they told us to give short orders.

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Army-style.

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-[Alfred clears throat]
-[loudspeaker screeching]

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I'm upset!

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If they ask you,
you know nothing about anything.

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You know nothing.

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You were in the club,
they took you hostage.

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Steal the Venus?

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Unheard of. They crossed the line.

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They've done a lot of good.
Let them get something out of it.

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[cart wheels screeching]

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Oh. Are you on the side
of the Gang or the police?

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[waiter] Excuse me?

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I asked who you're rooting for?

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-Switzerland.
-What?

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[dog whining]

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What's in there?

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You mean me?

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[Alfred] You? [chuckles]

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Here?

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Show us the contents of the caddy!

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[sinister music]

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I knew… you'd be here.

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[music intensifies]

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[music fades]

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[slow, suspenseful music]

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[Masarz] Relax, I'll handle this.

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-[phone keyboard beeping]
-[ringing tone]

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[phone ringing]

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[Chief] Alfred!

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What's going on here,
for fucking Masarz's sake?

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You were to stay away from this club.

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Chief, I'm confident the Gang is inside
and is working for Masarz.

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-Your badge.
-But--

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-Your career is over.
-I don't think so.

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What?

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Friendship with a gangster,
obstructing the investigation…

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Shame on you, chief.
And I don't mean the virgin mojito.

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I'm taking over.

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-But--
-No discussion.

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You don't say no to a pregnant lady.

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Arrest him.

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-Come with me.
-Hands off!

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This way.

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[Chief] Unhand me!

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Do you know who I am?

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-[sighs]
-[loudspeaker screeching]

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This is Detective Katarzyna Gujska.

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This is your last chance.

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Vacate the building immediately.

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[Zuza] Girls.

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[uplifting, instrumental music]

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Stealing from con men with you
was an honor.

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You are the adventure of my life.

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Mine too. And let me remind you,
I once hooked up with a rock star.

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I repeat, come outside
with your hands in the air!

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It won't work. I've tried.

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[metal clanking]

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[Masarz] Hold on!

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Beginner's luck.

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Hold on.

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Excuse me.

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There's been some…
terrible misunderstanding.

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If you just let me contact Chief Mirek--

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I'm here, Krzyś!

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[handcuffs clinking]

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[slow, melancholic music
with high-pitch vocalizations]

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[indistinct conversations]

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-[Kinga] Can I have your number, honey?
-[police officer] 112.

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[police sirens]

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[Alfred] Can you confirm it's them?

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[Marzena] Yes.

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I saw them at the museum,
stealing the Venus among the smoke.

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[Alfred] Thank you.

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You won't weasel out of this now.
Where's the figurine?

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-What figurine?
-Listen, I won't fall for that!

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[phone ringing]

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Hello?

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I'm calling off the alarm. We found it.

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How come?

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We found Venus.

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And the cup.

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[quirky, rhythmical music]

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"Every lady needs some fun
from time to time."

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They haven't stolen anything.

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What?

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[Zuza giggles]

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["Venus" by Banamarama playing]

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Quickly, she could use a drink.

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♪ A goddess on a mountain top ♪

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-[Kinga] You have the fake one?
-[Zuza] And is "Our Town" a town?

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♪ The summit of beauty and love ♪

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♪ And Venus was her name ♪

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♪ She's got it ♪

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♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it ♪

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♪ Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire ♪

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♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it ♪

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[song fades]

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[door shuts]

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[sinister music]

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PARIS

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[in French] What an inaccessible woman.

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-[in French] What is this?
-[in French] I don't understand.

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-[in French] I don't understand.
-[sinister music continues]

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[in French] It's a fake.

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[guns clanking]

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[in French] Shit!

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[bangs and swooshes]

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[music fades]

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So… this entire heist
was never the Gang's idea?

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[chuckles]

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Just poor women working under threat.

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What's more?

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-Ultimately, they never stole anything.
-[Gujska] Not this time, perhaps.

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But there are a few cases to clarify.

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They won't weasel out.

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That remains to be seen.

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[slow, instrumental music]

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[rhythmical music with drums]

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Um, what do I know?

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What's a few dollars or diamonds anyway?

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Construction was put on hold.

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I've thought it over.

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Only idiots prey on poor dogs.

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I was an idiot.

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The Gang put you out of business.

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It wasn't a business.

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It was exploitation.

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When the children from the orphanage

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started writing to me,
thanking me for the donation,

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that's when I really understood
my developer motto.

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"We invest in the future."

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[gasps] They did more
for the image of senior women

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than… Cher and Maryla combined.

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I'll gladly do some community service.

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Please leave the Gang alone.

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[crowd] Free the Gang!

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-Free the Gang!
-Justice must prevail!

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Free the Gang! Free the Gang!
Free the Gang! Free the Gang!

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-Free the Gang!
-Release them!

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-Free the Gang! Free the Gang!
-Justice!

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[Alfred] "Alfred,
this is my last letter to you."

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"Unfortunately, nothing lasts forever,

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even in the afterlife."

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"I'm proud of who you've become."

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"Your heart is in the right place.
You're becoming a better, cleverer cop."

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"Speaking of cleverness."

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"You need to change your methods.
If you can't beat them, use them."

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"And wear a hat.
Fingers crossed! Your mom."

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[Alicja] I know I said I would like
to live with you in my old age,

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but… that's not exactly
what I had in mind.

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[Zuza] Hmm.

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Worst-case scenario,
we'll be out after we're 90.

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[Kinga] Ninety.

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It's a sixty if you twist it around.

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[Zuza and Alicja chuckle]

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[slow, melancholic music]

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Alicja, what are you sensing?

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All in all…

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All in all, I'm only getting
good vibes today.

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[music fades]

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We can drop the case.

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And clear you ladies of all charges.

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Under one condition.

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From now on, you work for us.

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The Green Glove Gang
working for the police?

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For the people of Our Town.

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Then… we also have one condition.

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I'm listening.

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[Alicja] I think you'll agree

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that the real criminals
should be punished, yes?

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Sure.

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Why?

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-[Igor] Pearl! Please leave--
-[Pearl barking]

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[Igor] Pearl!

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[Marzena] Hey, Igor.

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I got back peanuts I stashed
under the floor at the Second Home.

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I want to get back in business.

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How are your dealings with the Frenchman?

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Let me know. [in French] Au revoir!

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["Zielono mi"
by Andrzej Dąbrowski playing]

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[police sirens]

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No. I object!

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I'm not going back there!

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Leave me alone!

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[Joasia] More surprising news
from the National Gallery.

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The Venus of Kazakhstan
has returned to the gallery.

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There are more questions than answers,
but what's most crucial right now

261
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:09,880
is that art historians have confirmed
the authenticity of both artifacts.

262
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[upbeat music]

263
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I confirm.

264
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[shutter clicks]

265
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,640
The Venus from the basement
is the Venus of Kazakhstan.

266
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,360
There's also the case
of the vanishing cup,

267
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:23,280
which was stolen for one day
from the gallery.

268
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Is the vicar of the Our Town Cathedral
somehow involved?

269
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[with distorted voice] The vicar always
talked about wanting to get back the cup,

270
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that the gallery unfairly took it
and entered it onto the heritage list,

271
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so has to drink wine
out of a common crystal chalice.

272
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,320
Please, leave me alone!

273
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,040
Please answer the question!

274
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This is slander!

275
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,720
But were you the one
who wrote a letter to the Gang?

276
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No comment.

277
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,960
[Joasia] Meanwhile, echoes of the Gang's
activities continue to surprise us.

278
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[Zofia] Ladies and gentlemen.
It's not easy being a lonely senior.

279
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It is widely accepted
that we can either die in solitude

280
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or end up in a nursing home,

281
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where we become infantile
because we're treated like children.

282
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,600
This way of thinking needs to be changed.

283
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,960
We want to stick together.

284
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That's why we're turning
the senior citizen's club

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into Our Town's first
senior co-housing project,

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named after…

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[loud horn-like signal]

288
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…the Green Glove Gang.

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GREEN HOME
SENIOR CO-HOUSING

290
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-[applause]
-We should get an eco-friendly subsidy.

291
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Since we're green.

292
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The best place for active seniors

293
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to spend their golden years.

294
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[applause]

295
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GREEN HOME
SENIOR CO-HOUSING

296
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,480
I heard they're making a TV show
about the Gang.

297
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:09,360
Here you go. One hot dog.
Two fifty. Thank you, enjoy.

298
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-[Tomek] Thanks.
-Hello, welcome.

299
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:15,040
And this one's for you, sir.
Two fifty, please.

300
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[Tomek] Should you have a job for me,
don't forget to let me know.

301
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,200
[chuckles] Only legal stuff.

302
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,640
-Yeah. For example--
-[signal interference]

303
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,120
Hello? Can you hear me?

304
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,040
Hell--

305
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,480
Hello?

306
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,640
[single beep]

307
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,000
[Zuza] Hi.

308
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,000
I'm recording this because…

309
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,280
I'm leaving for South America tomorrow.

310
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,200
[sad, melancholic music]

311
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,560
Probably forever.

312
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,360
I wanted to apologize to you.

313
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,120
For all the bad things.

314
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,360
I've been a lousy mother.

315
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,760
Not a day goes by
that I don't think about it.

316
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:09,360
If… there's one thing
I dream of in this life,

317
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,600
it's to reconcile with you.

318
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,120
If you'd like that too, then…

319
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,640
I'll bring you to me.

320
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,080
I love you.

321
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,400
I wanted to return the car.

322
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,760
-You know I was the one who told Marzena?
-I do.

323
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,160
I'm sorry, Mom.

324
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,720
I don't hold a grudge.

325
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,240
[slow, melancholic music continues]

326
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,080
I'm sorry for so many things.

327
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,640
[Tomek] Hey!

328
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,760
This really was
the best vacation of my life.

329
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[chuckles] Mine too.

330
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,840
[slow, ethereal music]

331
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,360
[music ends]

332
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,040
[Kinga] It didn't mean anything!
We had a deal!

333
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,720
Stop staring! Read my lips.

334
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:58,560
It was a meaningless one-night stand.
Why the hell did you bring those flowers?

335
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,640
But it's for Alicja.

336
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,360
-[door opens]
-Oh.

337
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,800
Alic--

338
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,040
Oh.

339
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,880
[quirky, rhythmical music]

340
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,320
They're for you, ma'am.

341
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,400
-From the boss.
-Thank you.

342
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,240
[Masarz] Because roses are passé.

343
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COFFEE IN 698 DAYS?

344
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,640
Should I pass on something tomorrow?

345
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,200
Goodbye.

346
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,600
Goodbye.

347
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:27,480
[sighs] What an arrogant generation.
In my day, they brought flowers after sex.

348
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,680
[slow, romantic music]

349
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,040
[music fades]

350
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2 MONTHS LATER

351
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,400
[Bogdan] We're all fed.

352
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,160
Changed into PJs.

353
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,720
-[Gujska giggles]
-Tadzio, wave to Mommy.

354
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:49,040
Sweet dreams, pumpkin. You too, Tadeusz.

355
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,480
[Bogdan giggles]

356
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,560
[slow, calming music]

357
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,000
[music ends]

358
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,840
[Gujska] I'm here, Alfred.

359
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,920
Finally, Gujska. Come and see.

360
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,480
It's the best idea I've had in years.

361
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,480
Or maybe even in my entire life.

362
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,320
Now, they'll be at our beck and call.

363
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,160
Are you spending public money again?

364
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,800
Trust me, Gujska.

365
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:27,440
This combines PR with pure pragmatism.

366
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:31,040
[upbeat music]

367
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,560
Our Town… will finally be ours.

368
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,480
[slow, melancholic music
with high-pitch vocalizations]

369
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:43,720
"Our Town's first senior co-housing
named after the Green Glove Gang

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00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,920
is inspiring seniors
all across the country."

371
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,520
Oh, I'm going to miss them.

372
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,680
Soon, we might join them.

373
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,840
Maybe you will!

374
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,040
[music continues in the background]

375
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,240
To nature, which you can't cheat.

376
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,160
To friendship… that never fails.

377
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,640
To the Gang.

378
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,760
[music fades]

379
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,840
[upbeat music]

380
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,560
[chuckles] I wouldn't give this up
for any elixir of youth.

381
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,480
Girls!

382
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:52,280
["Luz-blues, w niebie same dziury"
by Daria Zawiałow playing throughout]

383
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,080
Fuck me.

384
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:37,880
SDH subtitle translation by:
Krzysiek Igielski