[rhythmic music]
[Alicja] Girls, there's something I gotta tell you.
I have this recurring dream…
[sinister music]
[loud squeaking]
[metal clinking]
[Alicja] We've gotta be careful.
[music fades]
[quick footsteps]
[distant dog barking]
WANTED: THE GREEN GLOVE GANG REWARD FOR INFORMATION
[suspenseful music]
RODENT CONTROL RAT-POL
-The special unit is ready, Commissioner. -Just a moment. Wait for the signal.
know you're all in there.
And I'm gonna get you.
This is our moment of glory.
Mark my words, Gujska.
Moment of glory.
I've marked them.
[indistinct radio chatter]
[Alfred breathes quickly]
-[officer 1] We need a transport for two. -All right now.
Three.
Two.
One…
And go!
[officer 1] Go, go!
["I Need a Hero" playing]
[technician] Who's that?
It's been nearly a whole year
since local police have been trying to catch this notorious gang.
Tonight is the fourth raid in the last seven months aimed at catching
the Green Glove Gang.
The last three failed attempts took up two-thirds of the police force's budget.
Damn journos. They're gonna ruin everything again.
[Joasia] Who wants these women to go to prison?
So, could this be the end for the Green Glove Gang?
♪ And I dream of what I need ♪
♪ I need a hero ♪
♪ I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the night ♪
♪ He's gotta-- ♪
-[song ends abruptly] -[slow, classical music playing]
For God's sake! Just eat it!
No!
This is the last time you get dessert before supper.
I don't like soup!
If you don't eat it, a bad man will come and take you.
[screams extremely loudly]
-[loud bang] -[song resumes]
[officer 2] Police!
[officer 1] Police!
♪ He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon ♪
♪ And he's gotta be larger than life ♪
-[woman] What the hell!? -[officer 1] I'm very sorry.
-What? -[officer 1] It's an error.
-[woman] An error? -Traumatized for life.
How did this…?
[indistinct radio chatter]
-I tried to tell you. -[Alfred] They should be there.
The code from the suitcase we confiscated mentioned this exact address.
That was a serial number. And I said that.
[song fades]
[door clink]
[Joasia] Nobody should be surprised by this.
Once again, the Gang could not be caught,
and the local police have become a nationwide laughingstock.
The question is, why should we, the citizens, be paying for this farce?
We asked Our Towners about their opinions.
[male reporter] Your opinion on the police efforts?
[merry music]
[Joasia] The Green Glove Gang was always helping the public.
What do you think about the Gang?
What harm are they? What harm are they to anyone?
Well, but the Gang…
-They are heroes. -Yup!
They've thwarted spectacular heists, making people feel safe again.
[woman] I'd like the "Ms. Kinga," please.
[Joasia] No wonder they've become
an object of a cult of personality in Our Town.
[girl] Mom! I want green cotton candy!
Mom!
[Joasia] Green is the trendiest color this season.
Our Town is in the midst of Gang-o-mania.
And a Ganguccino for you.
BEST CUPCAKES IN OUR TOWN
[merry music continues]
[Joasia] Businesses are trying to outdo one another
with ideas for Gang-related products.
The local newspaper runs a column with anonymous requests to the Gang.
[tattoo needle vibrating]
GLOVES
[Joasia] Green gloves are all the rage in clothing stores.
[merry music continues]
[Joasia] The Green Glove Gang, despite being in hiding, is everywhere.
SAINTS OF OUR TOWN
[Joasia] After today's police fiasco, one thing is certain:
this is not the end of the Green Glove Gang.
[all inmates cheering]
[Barbara] Bravo!
-[Wioletta] Bravo! -[Zofia] Bravo!
Bravo!
I announce the end of the Green Glove Gang.
[wails of disappointment]
[Alicja] We love all of you and each other,
but we don't want to live in hiding anymore.
It's high time for each of us to go our separate ways.
[fire crackling softly]
Let's get it over with.
[all seniors raising their voices] Woah!
[Zofia] Bravo!
[fire crackling softly]
[sinister music]
[loud squeaking]
[metal clinking]
[Zofia] Everyone!
To finish the party… time for fakes!
Zuza, Panama.
Departure tomorrow at 2.30 p.m.
Alicja, Mumbai.
Departure at 4.05 p.m.
[gentle instrumental music]
And you, my darlings.
Go to Rome.
Departure at 9.37 p.m.
[sinister music]
[indistinct conversations]
[sinister music continues]
[barks loudly]
Quiet, Pearl.
PARIS
Bonjour, je m'a…
Pearl, quiet.
[Perełka still barks]
POCKET POLISH-FRENCH DICTIONARY
Silencieux.
[Perełka stops barking]
[pants heavily]
That's what I get for getting a foreign dog.
[growls in anger]
Bonjour, je m'appelle Igor.
Bonjou… je…
[phone beeps]
[fire crackling softly]
[sinister music]
THE GANG IS FLYING OVERSEAS TOMORROW
[Igor] Time for plan B, Pearl.
["Rzuć to wszystko, co złe" by Mitch & Mitch and Zbigniew Wodecki]
♪ Leave all the bad things behind All that bothers you ♪
CHECK THE ASTROMAP TO DISCOVER WHERE YOU'LL FIND LOVE
♪ Leave your worries behind somewhere And run with me ♪
CALCULATING COORDINATES…
YOU'LL FIND LOVE IN OUR TOWN
♪ You with me, I with you ♪
♪ Let the champagne pop before we go ♪
♪ Let's turn ordinary days Into extraordinary ones ♪
[song fades]
[birds chirping]
-[Krystyna] Is this everything? -[Zofia] Just these two plates.
[Zuza] Krystyna.
[whispering] In a couple of weeks, call this number and give it to my son.
-Don't say who it's from. -Okay.
Thank you.
[gentle instrumental music]
[door shuts]
[gentle instrumental music continues]
I never cried this much after any of my husbands.
[cars starting from the driveway]
[phone ringing]
NO CALLER ID
[Kinga] Zuza! You coming?
[indistinct chatter outside]
Hello?
[Tomek] Mom… it's me.
-Tomek? Where are you? -In the hospital. In Our Town.
-What happened? -I have…
[signal breaking up]
Tomek!
Tomek.
[call ends]
[beep tone]
[sinister music]
[Zuza] Wait up!
-Huh? -Tomek's in the hospital.
-[Alicja] What? -I don't know.
-I've gotta go. Henryk, give me the keys! -[Kinga] Hold on.
What happened?
I don't know. He's not picking up. I've gotta go.
You're not going anywhere alone.
It's my business. You know the dreams Alicja's having.
[woodpecker in the background]
-What are her dreams? -[Zuza] The deal was we split.
No idea.
-[Kinga] But not with one staying behind. -[Alicja] Hold on.
Let her go.
Go see him as soon as possible.
[Zuza] Henryk, keys.
[door shuts]
[engine revving]
[sinister music]
[Chief] What the hell did you do?
What's going on in your pig heads?
Chief, I might've indeed been a bit off the mark, but…
Four raids. Four! Including a flashy Hollywood-style one.
And you were off the mark?
But our day is coming.
Holidays are coming. And you'll get shit for your bonus.
You're running around in circles, Alfred. Spinning in your little box.
[microwave humming]
-How did you-- -You've got a month!
Otherwise, I'm taking you off the case, and I'm closing your entire precinct.
[loud clunk]
Yes, sir.
[single beep]
[loud clunk]
Hmm?
Your man left for training at the right time.
[police sirens in the background]
[slow and suspenseful music]
[door shuts]
[slow and suspenseful music continues]
[engine revving]
Stop!
Let's follow her.
But… But why are you changing your mind?
I mean…
We have to.
She needs us.
Worst case scenario? Fucking prison.
[sighs] Damn.
I quit smoking too soon.
[Alicja chuckles]
I'll get you some ginseng. Has a better kick to it.
How do you want to go back? The whole of Our Town is looking for you.
[Maria] That was my dream when I was little.
[energetic electronic music]
But I resigned just before I took my vows.
You'll look nice in this.
There you go.
I'm surprised it doesn't burn me…
[music fades]
[slow, ethereal music]
Have we met?
Maybe in a previous life.
Spirit…
Please… come forth.
Spirit, please come forth.
-I don't think it's gonna work. -Just give us a sign.
[ethereal music intensifies]
[music slows down]
Please, speak to the ghost.
Mom, it's me.
If you're here, give me a sign.
[ethereal music intensifies]
[music slows down]
I'm lost.
[ethereal music intensifies]
[music slows down]
The cases are not the same without you.
[ethereal music intensifies]
[music slows down]
I'm failing the Gang case.
Could you help me at all?
[ethereal music intensifies]
[music slows down]
"Always… courageous and… brave."
ACAB
[Alfred grunts]
[music fades]
[Alicja] You don't need a medium to know that Tomek is a conman.
[chuckles] Ends up in the hospital on this very day?
[Kinga] What? You think someone's behind it?
Like Marzena, for example?
She's a slippery viper, but she won't slip through the bars.
I'd say it's Tomek himself.
What about Igor?
-You think he could be behind it? -[Kinga] Well, I don't know.
Igor helped us get Marzena behind bars,
but he's also a natural-born gangster.
But, you know, he does know Tomek.
No, we really need to watch our backs.
Maybe we've got a mole?
[suspenseful music]
[both chuckle]
[Alicja] What a doll.
Sexy, even in a habit.
[Alicja and Zuza laughing]
[phone keyboard beeps]
[loud cracking]
[phone vibrating]
[dial tone ringing]
[phone vibrating]
-This is Igor. Please leave… Pearl! -[Perełka barking]
Please leave…
Please… Pearl!
GUARDIAN ANGEL: THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION
NO FURTHER CONTACT NEEDED
[Maria] I think I exposed my friends to danger.
I thought Igor wanted to get back with Kinga.
That he intends to reconcile.
That's why I told him about her leaving.
But… he's a dangerous man.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid she's in danger because of me.
[priest sighs]
SUMMER CASSOCKS
And are you sure you're talking about your own life?
And not a plot from a TV show?
Of course!
Father, why would you think that…?
I'm just making sure.
I quite often hear confessions about the sins of the TV families.
What should I do now?
I did a bad thing.
But the intent wasn't bad.
The best thing you can do now is do good.
Because good balances out all evil.
Do good deeds.
As your penance.
[knocks on the confessional]
Father!
What about… chaplets?
You've done enough chaplets for a couple of lifetimes.
If I were God, I'd have had enough.
[loud choir music]
[choir music fades]
[suspenseful music]
[beep tone]
[door shuts]
HOSPITAL
[burse hums cheerfully]
-[nurse] Bożenka, is that you? -Uh-huh.
[nurse] I can't stop thinking about that guy with skull trauma in room eight.
He looks so deeply into my eyes when he asks for a bedpan
that I'm not sure if he wants to pee or fry me up some eggs in bed.
Bożenka?
-[indistinct conversations] -[machines beeping]
[man] "The most famous Our Town gangster."
Six letters.
[footsteps]
[suspenseful music]
Marek, your ultrasound is in an hour.
Please stroll in the corridor for 45 minutes.
-Now? -Now.
Come on!
What a question. There's no time.
What's with you people?
[whispering] Tomek.
-I don't have a lot of time. -Hey.
Thanks for coming.
What happened?
[sighs]
I got into some debt.
-And I was late on payments. -How much?
[sighs] You know, hard to say. A lot.
And the interest is piling up.
-Mafia? -No, but the mafia bought my debt.
And now I owe it to…
[coughs]
…Krzysztof Masarz.
[sinister music]
The Krzysztof Masarz?
Yes. His people got me.
[sighs]
They gave me a week to pay it back.
Do you know how to find him?
Listen. I don't think it's a good idea.
Do you or not?
[energetic, rhythmic music]
-[woman's voice] Praise be! -I don't have time.
Even for old friends?
[energetic, merry music]
I told you I'm going alone.
It's dangerous.
How's Tomek?
All bruised and in trouble.
-You weren't supposed to come. -[chuckles] Then you don't know us well.
[irritated] The Gang is over.
But our friendship isn't.
Let's go.
[single honk]
[Kinga] Will you tell us where we're going?
-[Zuza] To see Krzysztof Masarz. -[Kinga] The Krzysztof Masarz?
[Alicja] They say he buried 20 people in his backyard.
[suspenseful music]
[intercom beeping melodically]
-I'm going in alone. -[Kinga] Alone?
-Are you crazy? -I'm going alone, cover me.
[door opening loudly]
[gate squeaking]
[birds chirping]
[both screaming]
[Kinga] Jesus Christ!
[sinister music]
[Masarz] I wasn't expecting you this early.
Come in, welcome.
The scallops are exquisite.
I came here because my son--
But that doesn't mean you can't have scallops.
Scallops are sometimes called "Saint James' shells."
Did you know the body of that poor soul was found only after several centuries?
Earlier, my taste in food has been quite conservative.
After hearing that story, I learned to love scallops.
And you?
Are you prone to experiment in the kitchen?
I want to pay off my son's debt.
Straight to the point.
I like that.
I'll pay it back, whatever the amount.
Zuzanna.
It's not always about the money.
Especially when I'm dealing with someone… so talented.
[music fades]
Can I talk you into going for a short ride?
The task was easy, so what's your problem?
And that's the difference between us.
I want to develop professionally, and you don't.
I like a challenge. And you what? Wham, bam, thank you ma'am?
What's so wrong about efficiency?
[car radio playing]
When you catch the most dangerous gang, you want to break a sweat, don't you?
You know, for your own satisfaction.
["Matki, żony i kochanki" playing]
Well? What happened to you, ladies?
♪ Is it really all that life's about? ♪
[Alicja] Sometimes, I wonder about that, too.
[Kinga] I definitely shouldn't have quit smoking.
-[door opens] -[Masarz] What is the meaning of this?
[with raised voice] Take that off them! Untie them, for God's sake!
[softly] I'm sorry for my bodyguards.
They lack manners.
Join me, please.
[cheerful music]
[engine revving]
[Masarz] You asked about debt repayment.
I want to get something.
And I believe only you ladies will be able to get it for me.
Are all the thieves in town out with a cold?
[chuckles softly]
I know you're the best.
[birds chirping]
[Masarz] A certain lady has returned to Our Town…
CAUTION – PRICELESS
…and she's had throngs of admirers for a long time.
When she was in Japan,
the Yakuza made three attempts at her.
She'll only be here for a month.
She then goes straight to Naples,
where, from what I know, the Camorra is waiting to snatch her.
I'd like you to interpose between the Yakuza and the Camorra.
Can you tell us what it is?
[vocalization]
VENUS OF KAZAKHSTAN BACK IN OUR TOWN!
[engine revving]
[music fades]
[Masarz] I don't care how you do it. You've got a month.
That is, of course, if you want your son to live.
I don't know your family dynamics. [chuckles]
Oh, I'd have forgotten.
I know you have no place to stay.
Make use of it as you please.
[engine humming]
The godfather our country deserves.
Hmm. The longer the limo, the shorter the…
GLOVES
["Luz-blues, w niebie same dziury" by Daria Zawiałow playing]
♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪
Ah, somehow, we can't get away from these.
How about it, girls?
♪ When the world broke ♪
One last caper?
♪ Into pieces in front of your eyes ♪
Every party needs one for the road.
♪ When you can't escape Even into numb sleep ♪
♪ When every day bares its teeth at you Like an angry dog ♪
♪ There is one thing That you can do in the madness ♪
[door clanks]
♪ Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
♪ Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
♪ Chill out, our last shelter ♪
♪ The radiator's scalding They turned off the heat ♪
THE GREEN GLOVE GANG
♪ Maybe I'll go to hell And heaven's not for me? ♪
♪ Even if I have to smuggle I'll take you there! ♪
♪ When every day bares its teeth at you Like an angry dog ♪
♪ There is one thing That you can do in the madness ♪
♪ Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
♪ Chill out, skin wants to join skin ♪
♪ Chill out, sweet, sweet pain ♪
♪ Till we lose breath ♪
♪ Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
♪ Chill out, skin wants to join skin ♪
♪ Chill out, our last shelter ♪
♪ The radiator's scalding They turned off the heat ♪
♪ Your head is bursting The mask grew into your face ♪
♪ Trust me ♪
♪ I will give you great tenderness A ticket to the heavenly gates ♪
♪ I will buy you ♪
♪ You don't have to swear anymore Fight, lie and bow ♪
♪ This is your shelter ♪
♪ Come closer, be closer Stop asking me about the price ♪
♪ Start flying with me ♪
♪ Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
♪ Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
♪ Chill out, our last shelter ♪
♪ The radiator's scalding They turned off the heat ♪
♪ When the world broke into pieces In front of your eyes ♪
♪ When you can't escape Even into numb sleep ♪
♪ When every day bares its teeth at you Like an angry dog ♪
♪ There is one thing That you can do in the madness ♪
♪ Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
♪ Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
♪ Chill out, our last shelter ♪
♪ The radiator's scalding They turned off the heat ♪
♪ Maybe I'll go to hell And heaven's not for me? ♪
♪ Even if I have to smuggle I'll take you there! ♪
♪ When every day bares its teeth at you Like an angry dog ♪
♪ There is one thing That you can do in the madness ♪
♪ Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
♪ Chill out, skin wants to join skin ♪
♪ Chill out, sweet, sweet pain ♪
♪ Till we lose breath ♪
♪ Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
♪ Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
♪ Chill out, our last shelter ♪
♪ The radiator's scalding They turned off the heat ♪
♪ Your head is bursting The mask grew into your face ♪
♪ Trust me ♪
♪ I will give you great tenderness A ticket to the heavenly gates ♪
♪ I will buy you ♪
♪ You don't have to swear anymore Fight, lie and bow ♪
♪ This is your shelter ♪
♪ Come closer, be closer Stop asking me about the price ♪
♪ Start flying with me ♪
♪ Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
♪ Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
♪ Chill out, our last shelter ♪
♪ The radiator's scalding They turned off the heat ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪
SDH subtitle translation by: Krzysiek Igielski