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Okay, Sixpack, I know
you technically never leave
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but thanks for coming in.
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Now, why should we hire you
at Noonan's?
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Babe, good news!
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We got two more RSVPs!
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Well, they're from Dubelz,
so I guess it's just one.
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What about my dad? Is he in?
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Uh, you know, I haven't seen
anything from him yet.
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Ah, it's okay.
That's so my dad.
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No, not a big RSVP-er.
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Never RSVP'd "yes"
for my tee-ball games,
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my graduation,
my wedding, my birth...
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But he still shows. Sometimes.
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Who do I have
to let ear fuck me
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to get a drink around here?
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Babe, I know
you're interviewing,
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but you're also supposed to be
taking care of the customers.
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Babe, once I hire someone,
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they can take care
of the customers.
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That way, tonight, we won't
have to work the bar,
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we can work the room.
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Uh, so, Sixpack,
where were we?
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Oh, I'm gonna need
a 99% employee discount,
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stock options,
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and a separate seating section
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- for the uncircumcised.
- Um...
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You know, this is just
for a server position, right?
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Oh.
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I'm gonna pass.
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Can I get the job?
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I've already been
cleaning the gum
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off of the tables to get ahead.
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No dice, Bane.
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We gotta have super hip,
dope-ass servers,
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so this re-opening
is off the chain
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and I can impress my dad.
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Hey, we don't have
to impress anybody.
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Mission accomplished.
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And we're 10 million
in the hole.
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How do we even
afford employees?
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I don't need a salary.
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I'll work for tips.
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- Bane, what did I tell you?
- You're hired!
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Whoopee!
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I'm gonna quit
the Legion of Doom!
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Hey, babe, uh, not sure Bane
is the coolest choice here.
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Well, Bane is free
and that's cool.
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Thing is, with Bane,
you have what's called
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a reverse Hooters situation.
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Yeah, I actually wish
he was wearing more clothes.
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{\an8}- Bad idea, Glider.
- What?
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To make this party slap,
we need a splashy hire.
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Someone you're, like,
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"What are they doing here?
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If they're here,
I wish I was here."
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Like those albino twins
from the Matrix 2.
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Someone who walks into a room
and everyone goes, "Whoa!"
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- Whoa.
- Hello.
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Ugh, sorry I had to duck
into this abandoned
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shithole halfway house
or whatever,
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because there's a bunch
of trash cans and, like,
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some guy on fire
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and the smoke's
getting in my pores.
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Ugh! Job searching sucks.
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I can't believe my God-daddy
cut me off.
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Can I have your job?
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How much does it pay
being Beyonce?
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Are you serious? Beyonce?
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I know. She's the albino
Matrix twins of music.
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Uh. I think we found
our new server.
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What? That's not what I...
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Hello there,
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sounded like you're
searching for employment.
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Mm, I have a boyfriend.
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Oh. No doubt. I'm Kite Man.
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This is the love of my life,
Golden Glider.
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We co-own this establishment.
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And you are?
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Clearly on the phone.
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I gotta go. Tell Solange,
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Malice and her cat,
Chessure, called.
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All right, we'll have two
tequila sodas,
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light ice, no fruit,
splash of cran.
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She's a monster.
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Yeah, you're hired.
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♪ Oh, hell, yeah ♪
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A job here might work
'cause I love day drinking.
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Also, I need proof
for my God-daddy,
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that I'm "trying."
Fine, I'll do it.
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Slow your roll, headband.
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We didn't hire you.
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I think your
co-boyfriend-partner-
guy -whatever did.
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Okay, well,
we're gonna put a pin
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in what my
co-boyfriend-partner-
guy-whatever did.
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I don't think this place
is really your vibe.
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Plus, you work for tips
and nobody tips here.
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Here's a Benjamin from us
for making our days
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with that pretty face.
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I think
I'm gonna do all right.
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Now, can somebody refill
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- our drinks?
- I'll get it.
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Babe, she's gonna crush
this grand reopening
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and Dad's gonna be
so impressed
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that we got
such a cool server.
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He'll have
to say he loves me.
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Right, babe?
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Babe?
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Ugh, everyone thinks
I'm amazing.
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You must be
so threatened by me.
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Yoo-hoo! I'm back here.
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I can see you're confused.
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Yes. You're imagining this.
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But it's based
on a true story.
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I've got everything.
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Great body, designer handbags,
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and the attention
of every guy everywhere,
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even these drunks.
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I'm everything you hate.
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But the truth is,
that's only because
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you can't compete with me.
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{\an8}Can't compete?
We'll see about that,
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{\an8}you snobby shithead...
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Babe? Babe, take it easy.
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- We barely even know Malice.
- I know the type.
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And you just hired her
right after you knew
I'd hired Bane
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- and he's going to--
- I'm back!
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I marched up to Lex
and I said,
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"I respectfully resign."
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Taking the high road.
Classy move, Bane.
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And then I told him
to put on a swim cap
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so he could go fuck himself.
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Bane, uh, so sorry,
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uh, but we're hiring
someone else.
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What? Is this for real?
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Because I think I may have
burned a bridge with Lex.
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Afraid so, buddy.
Meet our new server, Malice.
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Okay. I literally
just 'sploded my life
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and you're firing me
for a girl with a cat in a bag?
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Maybe you should
put on a swim cap
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so you can...
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I am deathly allergic
to cat dander.
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See? We can't have
a cat in a bar.
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We're not a lesbian bookstore.
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But I'm her emotional
support animal.
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Also, she's cold.
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Well, you're in luck.
We just got some new merch
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that can warm her right up.
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Yep. Here we go.
Found the onesies.
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My throat
is closing up!
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Well, good job, Chuck.
While Bane dies,
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let's make sure
the cat is comfortable.
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Will someone get...
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Anyone? Anyone?
Huh?
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I bet you'd get it
if it was up Malice's ass!
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And will one of you lazy fucks
take care of the fricking cat?
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My pleasure, darling.
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Goddammit!
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That was
my last allergy stick.
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I gotta get back to Lex
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and beg for the return
of my job
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and my health insurance.
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That guy's got a rat.
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Oh, no. Well, you know,
funny enough, Malice,
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this is not a rat.
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It's a hypoallergenic hamster.
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I got it to teach
my kindergartners
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about responsibility.
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That shouldn't be here, either.
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That is adorbs.
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Oh, my God. No.
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This is why I need
a goddang body!
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No, Jon Hamm-ster. No!
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Oh, God, no!
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The kids are gonna
be heartbroken.
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Well, I'm head broken.
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Is that an RSVP? Is it my dad?
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Okay, Chuck,
can we not right now
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- with the dad thing?
- Ew, that's your guest list?
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That's it, Malice, outside!
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Anybody want to help
the loose head
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that's rolling around
on the floor?
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There. Both problems solved.
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God, she's a dynamite lady.
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Malice, we have
our grand reopening tonight,
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and it's very important
to Kite Man that it goes well.
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Well, then Kite Man should've
invited cooler people.
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But of course, nobody cool
would ever come here.
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Why do you even
wanna work here?
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Because having to work
is so cringe
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and I don't want anyone cool
seeing me having to work. Doy.
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Okay. Cool people
do come here.
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Actually, uh, oh, ooh...
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Look, uh, Lex Luthor
RSVP'd "yes."
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Oh, nice. I haven't seen him
since Colin Jost's wedding.
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Now get out of my way.
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I have really cool shit to do.
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- Golden Glider, wait.
- What is it?
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Is that what
you're wearing tonight?
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Ugh!
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{\an8}Back off!
I don't want a carrot!
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Mr. Gus, what's wrong
with the hamster?
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Great question, Kenneth.
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It's not a hamster
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but a decapitated head.
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Oh.
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{\an8}That was a stupid
fucking question.
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{\an8}What the hell are you
teaching these kids?
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Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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We do not use the "T" word.
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This is a Montessori school.
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We encourage learning
through play.
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{\an8}It's bad enough all these
kids' bodies are too small
for me to steal.
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Now I gotta put up
with this goofy-ass
fake school bullshit?
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Okay.
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Well, since it's time for
my 12 o'clock glass of milk...
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White Russian.
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...how about
the Queen of Fables here
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tells you a story?
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No! It won't be funny
'cause she's a woman.
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Actually, I know
a super funny story.
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It's about a little bitch
named Kenneth
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who was extremely monti-sorry
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{\an8}he didn't go
to a real fucking school.
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Come on, I really need
to talk to Lex.
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I can't go back to doing
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balloon animals
at kid's parties.
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All right.
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You want VIPs? I'm gonna get
the V-est IP out there.
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Oh, he's not gonna let you in.
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I've been waiting forever--
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Dammit, Bane! Why didn't
you think to do that?
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Golden Glider,
I'm extremely busy--
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Lex, I know we've
had issues in the past,
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but I am here
to personally invite you
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to Noonan's
grand reopening tonight.
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It is gonna be the party
of the year and--
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Say no more. I'm in.
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I knew
you were gonna say that.
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How dare you--
Wait, did you say yes?
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Of course. What kind
of supervillain would I be
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if I didn't support local
villain establishments?
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I'd be delighted to come.
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I just hope it's okay
if I bring
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all the top LOD people?
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Suck my tit!
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I mean, yeah, sure. I guess
we could probs make room.
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Okay. Luthor-A, clear
my schedule for tonight.
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I'm going
to the party of the year.
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Clearing schedule.
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Okay.
251
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Well, this will be so fun!
252
00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:54,143
Can't wait to par-tay
down with you and the gang.
253
00:08:54,143 --> 00:08:55,644
Love what you've done
with the place.
254
00:08:55,644 --> 00:08:57,113
Okay, bye.
255
00:08:57,113 --> 00:08:59,515
The only way to keep
the Anti-Life Equation
256
00:08:59,515 --> 00:09:01,584
safely hidden at Noonan's
is to make sure
257
00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:04,420
that irrelevant dump
stays an irrelevant dump.
258
00:09:05,888 --> 00:09:08,124
Okay, Luthor-A,
strike what I just said.
259
00:09:08,124 --> 00:09:10,526
Instead, call everyone
on the Legion of Doom
260
00:09:10,526 --> 00:09:11,827
VIP phone tree.
261
00:09:11,827 --> 00:09:14,898
I'm having my own
party tonight.
262
00:09:14,898 --> 00:09:16,732
I know my dad got the evite.
263
00:09:16,732 --> 00:09:18,167
I sent it
to his work, personal,
264
00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:20,103
and secret Honduran
family account.
265
00:09:20,103 --> 00:09:23,372
Babe, we need to blow
this reopening up!
266
00:09:23,372 --> 00:09:25,108
- Go all out.
- Wait, really?
267
00:09:25,108 --> 00:09:26,842
Well, what made you
change your mind?
268
00:09:26,842 --> 00:09:29,345
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe cause a little someone
269
00:09:29,345 --> 00:09:31,080
named Lex Luthor
is coming tonight
270
00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,649
and bringing all his,
oh, I don't know,
271
00:09:33,649 --> 00:09:35,451
friends from
the Legion of Doom.
272
00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:37,186
Say what?
273
00:09:37,186 --> 00:09:39,322
Wait, the dad
of the LOD is coming?
274
00:09:39,322 --> 00:09:42,586
I can't wait to tell Malice.
Where is that little--
275
00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:45,328
Cat! I can't find
Chessure anywhere!
276
00:09:45,328 --> 00:09:48,331
She's out there alone
in this trash city.
277
00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:51,134
Oh, my God! What if she
wanders into a Marshalls?
278
00:09:51,134 --> 00:09:52,735
Okay, calm down.
279
00:09:52,735 --> 00:09:54,070
I'm sure
your cat will be fine.
280
00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:56,639
She needs me. If she eats
any street meat,
281
00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,274
she'll double in size.
282
00:09:58,274 --> 00:10:01,177
Oh, that explains a lot.
283
00:10:01,177 --> 00:10:02,645
Golden Glider says,
284
00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,180
"Take care
of that freaking cat." So...
285
00:10:05,514 --> 00:10:07,150
Arrivederci.
286
00:10:09,117 --> 00:10:10,319
Huh?
287
00:10:13,889 --> 00:10:15,724
Oh, shit!
288
00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:21,030
Well, technically,
I think it's whacked.
289
00:10:21,030 --> 00:10:22,465
You shot my cat?
290
00:10:22,465 --> 00:10:23,699
Dubelz, what is wrong
with you?
291
00:10:23,699 --> 00:10:25,001
What's wrong with me?
292
00:10:25,001 --> 00:10:26,469
You're the one
that ordered the hit.
293
00:10:26,469 --> 00:10:28,371
You said, "Someone needs
to take care of that cat."
294
00:10:28,371 --> 00:10:29,906
I meant let it out.
295
00:10:29,906 --> 00:10:32,708
Oh, God! So when I said
to take care
296
00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:34,177
of my succulents
the other day, you--
297
00:10:34,177 --> 00:10:35,711
Took 'em out back
and shot 'em.
298
00:10:35,711 --> 00:10:37,213
Wait a minute.
299
00:10:37,213 --> 00:10:38,781
So, when I told you
to take care of my nephew--
300
00:10:38,781 --> 00:10:40,449
{\an8}I took him to Six Flags!
301
00:10:40,449 --> 00:10:41,918
Shit! I gotta go.
302
00:10:41,918 --> 00:10:43,319
I gotta take care of something.
303
00:10:43,319 --> 00:10:45,788
Poor Chessure is lost
and alone out there.
304
00:10:45,788 --> 00:10:48,691
I hope you and your
large pores are happy?
305
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,059
Well, at least I don't need
a rolling pin
306
00:10:50,059 --> 00:10:51,560
- to apply my makeup.
- Whoa!
307
00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,657
Ladies. Ladies, it's okay.
308
00:10:53,657 --> 00:10:55,899
This city has
top-notch animal control.
309
00:10:55,899 --> 00:10:57,866
Chessure will be back
in no time.
310
00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,236
All right, cat, I got you.
311
00:11:00,236 --> 00:11:02,871
Just hop in the cage
and we can all go home.
312
00:11:06,273 --> 00:11:09,412
Sweet Christ! What's that?
313
00:11:14,149 --> 00:11:16,852
No, please. I was just
following orders.
314
00:11:16,852 --> 00:11:18,221
I love animals.
315
00:11:19,588 --> 00:11:21,925
And they rejoiced
the evil queen
316
00:11:21,925 --> 00:11:25,128
and realized they should mind
their damn business.
317
00:11:25,128 --> 00:11:26,262
The end.
318
00:11:26,262 --> 00:11:27,830
You just told
Hansel and Gretel,
319
00:11:27,830 --> 00:11:29,732
except you replaced
Hansel with Kenneth.
320
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,868
Also, my middle name
is Thomas, not bitch.
321
00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:34,971
Oh, you got notes?
322
00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:36,239
Here's a note for you,
Kenneth. Fuck off!
323
00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:38,141
I'm gonna
tell my mom on you,
324
00:11:38,141 --> 00:11:40,809
and when she gets out of her
Glutes and Chutes class,
325
00:11:40,809 --> 00:11:43,279
{\an8}she's gonna go fool Karen!
326
00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:44,813
{\an8}Because that's her name.
327
00:11:44,813 --> 00:11:46,710
Wait, Glutes and Chutes?
328
00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:48,284
Your mom is in good shape?
329
00:11:48,284 --> 00:11:50,153
Bit of a butter face,
but she keeps it pretty tight.
330
00:11:50,153 --> 00:11:51,921
{\an8}All I care about is the body.
331
00:11:51,921 --> 00:11:54,290
Mr. Gus, who's taking
the class pet home this week.
332
00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:57,193
Now, kids, Ms. Fables
is not a pet.
333
00:11:57,193 --> 00:11:59,562
She is a strong, independent--
334
00:11:59,562 --> 00:12:01,097
Shut up, you drunk!
335
00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:03,632
I'm going home with Kenneth
and his rock hard mom.
336
00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:09,138
You see the giant cat
too, right?
337
00:12:12,368 --> 00:12:13,642
Hey, Kite Man,
338
00:12:13,642 --> 00:12:16,779
the Peter Gabriel-era
Genesis cover band is here.
339
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,714
Yes! Dad's favorite.
340
00:12:18,714 --> 00:12:20,249
Oh, babe!
341
00:12:20,249 --> 00:12:22,952
Since we have extra fancy
guests coming tonight,
342
00:12:22,952 --> 00:12:24,453
I got a box of those
343
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,455
extra fancy cupcakes from
the place down the street.
344
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,891
I'm leaving early because
I'm so upset with Chessure
345
00:12:28,891 --> 00:12:30,426
that the only thing
that would cheer me up
346
00:12:30,426 --> 00:12:32,161
is going to Lex Luthor's
party tonight.
347
00:12:32,161 --> 00:12:33,529
What are you talking about?
348
00:12:33,529 --> 00:12:35,398
Lex is coming to our party,
right, babe?
349
00:12:35,398 --> 00:12:38,134
Uh, yes. He's coming with all
the top brass from the LOD.
350
00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:40,603
He said it was going to be
the party of the year
351
00:12:40,603 --> 00:12:41,870
and he wouldn't miss it.
352
00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:43,472
Surprise!
353
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:46,409
{\an8}Lex Luthor is hosting
the party of the century
354
00:12:46,409 --> 00:12:49,345
{\an8}at the Legion of Doom
right now.
355
00:12:49,345 --> 00:12:50,479
{\an8}Hey, Lex.
356
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,215
{\an8}Why the massive
last minute ball?
357
00:12:52,215 --> 00:12:53,816
{\an8}Let's just say that sometimes
358
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,285
{\an8}the golden ideas
glide right in.
359
00:12:56,285 --> 00:12:59,022
- Lying son of a bitch!
- Why would he do that to us?
360
00:12:59,022 --> 00:13:01,390
See? Now, out of my way.
I'm going to that party.
361
00:13:01,390 --> 00:13:03,026
{\an8}Malice, you walk out
that door,
362
00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:04,560
your rude, entitled,
363
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,096
perfectly-sculpted,
Pilates ass is fired.
364
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:08,898
It's Glutes and Chutes!
365
00:13:08,898 --> 00:13:10,599
And you're
the worst bosses ever!
366
00:13:10,599 --> 00:13:12,168
We're your only bosses ever!
367
00:13:12,168 --> 00:13:14,037
I can't believe the world's
most evil super villain
368
00:13:14,037 --> 00:13:15,604
lied to us
about coming to our party.
369
00:13:15,604 --> 00:13:16,940
We have to do something.
370
00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:18,507
I am going down
to the Legion of Doom
371
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,043
and demand Lex
372
00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:21,777
stop his bullshit!
373
00:13:21,777 --> 00:13:23,846
And come to our party.
374
00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:30,486
Next. No weapons.
375
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,325
I can already tell
you ain't on the list. Next.
376
00:13:36,325 --> 00:13:39,728
Hey, listen, we need to talk
to Lex right now. He knows us.
377
00:13:39,728 --> 00:13:41,130
Lex knows a lot of people.
378
00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:43,366
Oh, 'cause he's so important?
379
00:13:43,366 --> 00:13:45,734
I know a lot
of people too.
380
00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:47,003
Chuck, Lex,
381
00:13:47,003 --> 00:13:48,604
a bunch of people.
382
00:13:48,604 --> 00:13:49,538
Dad?
383
00:13:49,971 --> 00:13:51,574
Hey, Dad.
384
00:13:51,574 --> 00:13:54,277
Shit. I gotta remember
to stop responding to that.
385
00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:56,879
Him. We know him.
That's three.
386
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,147
You two gotta go.
387
00:13:58,147 --> 00:13:59,482
You're holding up the line.
388
00:14:00,949 --> 00:14:02,385
Next. No weapons.
389
00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:05,388
- Babe, we gotta go.
- This isn't over.
390
00:14:08,022 --> 00:14:10,559
Oh, Connie Antonucci
wants to join.
391
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,296
{\an8}I don't want this group
getting too diverse.
392
00:14:13,296 --> 00:14:14,130
Denied.
393
00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:16,232
Good Lord, Kenneth!
394
00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:17,967
No shoes on the carpet.
395
00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,535
- Yes, ma'am.
- Oh, damn.
396
00:14:19,535 --> 00:14:20,904
You must be Kenneth's mom.
397
00:14:20,904 --> 00:14:23,139
My goodness,
the Glutes and Chutes
398
00:14:23,139 --> 00:14:24,740
have sure paid off.
399
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,442
Oh, bless your heart.
400
00:14:26,442 --> 00:14:28,277
I haven't eaten carbs
in a decade
401
00:14:28,277 --> 00:14:29,712
and I had my inner thighs removed.
402
00:14:29,712 --> 00:14:31,480
Kenneth, get the bread knife.
403
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,649
It'll go perfect
with that butter face.
404
00:14:34,876 --> 00:14:36,485
You can say it,
my dad was there
405
00:14:36,485 --> 00:14:39,122
because Lex is a winner
and I'm a loser.
406
00:14:39,122 --> 00:14:41,057
{\an8}- Dad only chooses winners.
- Oh, Chuck,
407
00:14:41,057 --> 00:14:43,059
who cares what your dad thinks?
408
00:14:43,059 --> 00:14:44,928
You are a winner.
409
00:14:44,928 --> 00:14:46,395
And we are cool.
410
00:14:46,395 --> 00:14:48,031
It doesn't matter
what Malice says.
411
00:14:48,031 --> 00:14:50,233
Babe, you need to stop
with the Malice stuff.
412
00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:52,835
You're starting to sound
kind of jelly.
413
00:14:52,835 --> 00:14:54,137
Of course I'm jelly.
414
00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:56,039
{\an8}Malice is one of those
smug hot girls
415
00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:58,207
{\an8}who everybody's
dying to impress.
416
00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:00,743
{\an8}It just churns up
all my freaking insecurities.
417
00:15:00,743 --> 00:15:02,745
Babe, in the words of Aragorn
418
00:15:02,745 --> 00:15:04,880
to the hobbits
in Lord of the Rings Three,
419
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,616
"You bow to no one."
420
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:08,913
You're so smart,
421
00:15:08,913 --> 00:15:11,454
you're muy caliente,
but most of all,
422
00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:13,556
you're a better person
than this.
423
00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:14,823
Wow.
424
00:15:14,823 --> 00:15:16,492
I could say the same
about you.
425
00:15:16,492 --> 00:15:18,394
Why? I'm not jealous
of Malice.
426
00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:20,696
Do I wish my hair
had that kind of volume?
427
00:15:20,696 --> 00:15:22,431
- Sure.
- No! With your dad.
428
00:15:22,431 --> 00:15:25,034
{\an8}You're trying so damn hard
to win his approval
429
00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:28,437
{\an8}even though he's such
an ungrateful dickbag.
430
00:15:28,437 --> 00:15:31,040
{\an8}You're wonderful
and he doesn't
deserve you, Chuck.
431
00:15:41,248 --> 00:15:43,686
Sweet shit!
Is that Malice's cat?
432
00:15:43,686 --> 00:15:45,421
Maybe it's not Chessure.
Maybe there's another
433
00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:47,256
giant cat
wearing a green onesie.
434
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,997
Nope, that's our cat.
435
00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:57,200
I told you, Bane,
you're not on the list.
436
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,735
- Lex says you're banned.
- I am not here as a guest.
437
00:15:59,735 --> 00:16:02,738
I am here as a balloon artist
for the kids.
438
00:16:02,738 --> 00:16:03,940
You're out of luck, Bane.
439
00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:06,109
Would you say yes to...
440
00:16:06,109 --> 00:16:08,744
Benjamin Franklin?
441
00:16:08,744 --> 00:16:10,346
Have a nice time, Mr. Bane.
442
00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:11,614
Whoopee!
443
00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:15,484
Next.
444
00:16:20,488 --> 00:16:23,059
Thank you for coming
on such short notice.
445
00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:24,327
Well, you did say
you'd take away
446
00:16:24,327 --> 00:16:25,828
the espresso machine
if we didn't.
447
00:16:25,828 --> 00:16:26,963
Very good.
448
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,643
{\an8}Who dares attack
the Legion of...
449
00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:44,313
{\an8}No fucking way.
450
00:16:46,247 --> 00:16:48,051
Oh, I'm loving this.
451
00:16:48,051 --> 00:16:49,919
You think the cat can eat
the whole Legion?
452
00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:52,821
You mean the cat with
the name of our bar on it?
453
00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:54,190
Oh. Damn it! You're right.
454
00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:55,992
We can't start a war
with the LOD.
455
00:16:55,992 --> 00:16:57,460
We've gotta stop that cat.
456
00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,628
I have an idea.
Follow me.
457
00:17:00,328 --> 00:17:02,765
Hey, um, Mr. Bouncer.
458
00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:05,201
I think we got off
on the wrong foot earlier.
459
00:17:05,201 --> 00:17:06,602
So I'm here--
460
00:17:06,602 --> 00:17:07,636
Oh, God.
461
00:17:07,636 --> 00:17:08,671
Never mind.
462
00:17:08,671 --> 00:17:10,673
Oh, Jackpot!
463
00:17:10,673 --> 00:17:12,275
Grab a confiscated weapon.
464
00:17:13,274 --> 00:17:14,210
Hey!
465
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:17,013
Come here. Chessure.
466
00:17:17,013 --> 00:17:18,647
Chessure, come.
467
00:17:18,647 --> 00:17:19,582
Chessure!
468
00:17:20,782 --> 00:17:22,651
Whoa!
469
00:17:22,651 --> 00:17:23,752
Oh.
470
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,254
Come on, laser scope.
471
00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:26,956
Pretend this is an outdoor
movie screening
472
00:17:26,956 --> 00:17:28,424
and fuck shit up.
473
00:17:32,227 --> 00:17:33,896
Thanks for the save, babe.
474
00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:35,131
I hate to admit this, but--
475
00:17:35,131 --> 00:17:36,499
You're a little horny
right now?
476
00:17:36,499 --> 00:17:40,064
Yes. And I think
we need Malice's help.
477
00:17:45,907 --> 00:17:47,210
How ironic.
478
00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:48,744
I'm about to die from
a pussy eating me.
479
00:17:48,744 --> 00:17:51,114
Like you've ever eaten pussy
in your pathetic life.
480
00:17:51,114 --> 00:17:53,382
- That's why it's ironic.
- Malice!
481
00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:54,918
You have to stop your cat.
482
00:17:54,918 --> 00:17:57,120
Ugh, first you want me
to get rid of my cat.
483
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,754
Then you want me
to stop my cat.
484
00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:00,289
Make up your mind.
485
00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,458
If your cat destroys this bar,
where will you work?
486
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:03,692
I don't know. Chipotle?
487
00:18:03,692 --> 00:18:06,229
Okay, look,
if you call off the cat,
488
00:18:06,229 --> 00:18:07,964
I will stop making
snarky comments,
489
00:18:07,964 --> 00:18:09,999
which I only do because
you're young and cute
490
00:18:09,999 --> 00:18:11,734
and I resent that everyone
thinks you're so cool.
491
00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:14,337
Plus 15 an hour and dental,
whatever that is.
492
00:18:14,337 --> 00:18:15,939
- Fine.
- Ugh.
493
00:18:15,939 --> 00:18:16,940
All right, fine.
494
00:18:18,341 --> 00:18:19,675
Here, kitty, kitty.
495
00:18:22,276 --> 00:18:23,879
That was it?
496
00:18:23,879 --> 00:18:26,849
All we had to do was say,
"Here, kitty, kitty?"
497
00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:30,353
No. All "I" had to do was say,
"Here, kitty, kitty."
498
00:18:30,353 --> 00:18:32,821
I am gonna polar bear smack--
499
00:18:34,756 --> 00:18:35,858
Babe, are you okay?
500
00:18:35,858 --> 00:18:37,360
That's a negative, babe.
501
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,329
This reopening failure
is cutting me pretty deep.
502
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,065
Gotta accept my fate
as a loser.
503
00:18:42,065 --> 00:18:44,267
I'm gonna go eat a tub
of potato salad like
a cockroach,
504
00:18:44,267 --> 00:18:45,634
'cause that's what my dad
used to call me.
505
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:48,271
- Potato salad.
- Babe, you know what?
506
00:18:48,271 --> 00:18:49,638
I'm kinda glad this happened.
507
00:18:49,638 --> 00:18:51,240
If all those big shots
were here,
508
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,909
we wouldn't be able
to be ourselves.
509
00:18:52,909 --> 00:18:55,544
We were trying so hard
to impress other people
510
00:18:55,544 --> 00:18:56,913
and look how that turned out.
511
00:18:56,913 --> 00:18:58,414
Can you shut up?
512
00:18:58,414 --> 00:18:59,448
I'm live right now.
513
00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:00,516
Malice, you're fired.
514
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,351
No, I'm not. I saved the day.
515
00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:04,053
And you said
you wouldn't fire me.
516
00:19:04,053 --> 00:19:05,654
I don't care. I shouldn't have
hired you in the first place.
517
00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:08,324
I gotta stop doing things
to impress other people.
518
00:19:08,324 --> 00:19:10,259
There's only one person
I need to impress.
519
00:19:10,259 --> 00:19:12,595
We know, your dad!
520
00:19:12,595 --> 00:19:13,662
No!
521
00:19:13,662 --> 00:19:15,598
Just my Glider.
522
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:20,503
Is that...
523
00:19:20,503 --> 00:19:23,306
♪ Darkseid! ♪
524
00:19:23,306 --> 00:19:25,408
- ♪ It's Darkseid ♪
- Malice--
525
00:19:25,408 --> 00:19:27,276
♪ You're gonna
Be so scared ♪
526
00:19:27,276 --> 00:19:28,677
♪ 'Cause he's Darkseid! ♪
527
00:19:28,677 --> 00:19:30,346
- Ma--
- ♪ Darkseid! ♪
528
00:19:30,346 --> 00:19:32,081
♪ You'll have
To wear a diaper ♪
529
00:19:32,081 --> 00:19:33,682
♪ 'Cause he's Darkseid! ♪
530
00:19:33,682 --> 00:19:37,286
See, this is why I say,
"Never get a choir from hell."
531
00:19:37,286 --> 00:19:38,754
♪ It's true he always says-- ♪
532
00:19:38,754 --> 00:19:40,156
Enough!
533
00:19:40,156 --> 00:19:41,557
I am God...
534
00:19:44,425 --> 00:19:46,062
...daddy to Malice.
535
00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:47,696
God-daddy to Malice.
536
00:19:47,696 --> 00:19:49,232
Damn chip crumbs.
537
00:19:49,232 --> 00:19:51,834
I heard about the cat.
538
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:54,770
You better not tell me
you lost this job.
539
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:57,640
Okay, but that's gonna
make this confusing.
540
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:02,111
Damn it, Malice! You useless,
pathetic little leech.
541
00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:03,479
I'm glad your parents
didn't live
542
00:20:03,479 --> 00:20:05,248
to see what you've become.
543
00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:06,249
They would've been so--
544
00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:07,650
Disappointed...
545
00:20:08,549 --> 00:20:10,186
that they missed it.
546
00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:13,056
Because Malice
literally saved the bar.
547
00:20:13,056 --> 00:20:15,058
In fact, she's doing fantastic.
548
00:20:15,058 --> 00:20:15,992
- She is?
- I am?
549
00:20:15,992 --> 00:20:18,294
Hey! It's that goon bar,
550
00:20:18,294 --> 00:20:19,963
what was on the side
of that monster cat.
551
00:20:19,963 --> 00:20:21,430
Oh, this place rules.
552
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,167
Babe, love how you flipped
that disappointed thing.
553
00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:26,135
That's real
better person stuff.
554
00:20:26,135 --> 00:20:28,637
Plus, looks like the cat might
have been great publicity.
555
00:20:28,637 --> 00:20:30,940
It was brilliant publicity.
556
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:33,009
And it was all Malice's idea.
557
00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:34,443
So not only is she not fired,
558
00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:36,579
we're expanding
her duties to include
559
00:20:36,579 --> 00:20:38,881
managing our social media.
560
00:20:38,881 --> 00:20:41,150
Uh, babe,
we don't have any social media.
561
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,618
Shut up, you beautiful idiot.
562
00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:45,554
Digital marketing?
Very impressive.
563
00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:48,191
Thank you for hiring
my troublesome Malice.
564
00:20:48,191 --> 00:20:50,493
Maybe there's hope
for her after all.
565
00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:52,295
I don't know
why you did that, but...
566
00:20:52,295 --> 00:20:53,896
Thu-nocks...
567
00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:57,233
I mean, thay-nocks...
568
00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:58,634
Are you trying to say,
"Thanks?"
569
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,569
Oh, is that how you say it?
570
00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:02,038
I've only seen it written.
571
00:21:02,038 --> 00:21:03,572
Okay. Get to work.
572
00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:05,808
Uh, may I make you a drink,
573
00:21:05,808 --> 00:21:07,610
Sir Darkseid?
574
00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:08,945
Non-alcoholic, please.
575
00:21:08,945 --> 00:21:10,779
I'll make you
one of my fave bevs.
576
00:21:11,513 --> 00:21:13,616
Mm.
577
00:21:13,616 --> 00:21:16,585
This iced tea and lemonade
mixture is divine.
578
00:21:16,585 --> 00:21:18,487
Reminds me
of my favorite golfer,
579
00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:20,756
- Arnold... Trevino.
- Lee Trevino.
580
00:21:20,756 --> 00:21:22,791
A round of Lee Trevinos
for everyone.
581
00:21:24,727 --> 00:21:27,196
{\an8}What's up, guys?
I'm here at "Newsies--"
582
00:21:27,196 --> 00:21:29,098
It's Noonan's. Hello.
583
00:21:29,098 --> 00:21:30,733
Bane, what are you doing here?
584
00:21:30,733 --> 00:21:33,202
I'm here, plowed to the gills
585
00:21:33,202 --> 00:21:35,771
on antihistamines to see if--
586
00:21:35,771 --> 00:21:38,908
Hey, bouncer, you need
to kick this guy out.
587
00:21:38,908 --> 00:21:40,304
Go get him, bouncer.
588
00:21:40,304 --> 00:21:41,610
But you're still
working for tips.
589
00:21:41,610 --> 00:21:42,545
Whoopee!
590
00:21:42,545 --> 00:21:44,880
I'm 'sploding with joy!
591
00:21:46,482 --> 00:21:48,851
Got damn! There's a line
around the block.
592
00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:50,954
I had to show Kenneth's
mom's titties to everybody
593
00:21:50,954 --> 00:21:51,921
to get in here.
594
00:21:51,921 --> 00:21:54,190
The reopening is a hit!
595
00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:56,892
- We did it.
- No, we did it.
596
00:21:56,892 --> 00:21:58,561
Oh, wait. No.
You said that. Whatever.
597
00:21:58,561 --> 00:22:00,196
It's been a day. Just kiss me.
598
00:22:00,196 --> 00:22:01,898
Mm.
599
00:22:01,898 --> 00:22:03,900
Do you know Chuck?
I'm his father.
600
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,134
Can I go through?
601
00:22:05,134 --> 00:22:07,971
Holy shit! You guys
have the same birthday.
602
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:44,640
♪ Hell, yeah ♪