1 00:00:03,343 --> 00:00:06,149 Okay, Sixpack, I know you technically never leave 2 00:00:06,149 --> 00:00:07,516 but thanks for coming in. 3 00:00:07,516 --> 00:00:09,352 Now, why should we hire you at Noonan's? 4 00:00:09,352 --> 00:00:11,015 - [laptop chimes] - Babe, good news! 5 00:00:11,015 --> 00:00:13,156 We got two more RSVPs! 6 00:00:13,156 --> 00:00:16,159 Well, they're from Dubelz, so I guess it's just one. 7 00:00:16,159 --> 00:00:17,693 What about my dad? Is he in? 8 00:00:17,693 --> 00:00:20,096 Uh, you know, I haven't seen anything from him yet. 9 00:00:20,096 --> 00:00:22,231 Ah, it's okay. That's so my dad. 10 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:23,599 No, not a big RSVP-er. 11 00:00:23,599 --> 00:00:26,069 Never RSVP'd "yes" for my tee-ball games, 12 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:28,104 my graduation, my wedding, my birth... 13 00:00:28,104 --> 00:00:30,439 But he still shows. Sometimes. 14 00:00:30,439 --> 00:00:32,108 Who do I have to let ear fuck me 15 00:00:32,108 --> 00:00:33,376 to get a drink around here? 16 00:00:33,376 --> 00:00:35,078 Babe, I know you're interviewing, 17 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:36,980 but you're also supposed to be taking care of the customers. 18 00:00:36,980 --> 00:00:38,647 Babe, once I hire someone, 19 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:40,716 they can take care of the customers. 20 00:00:40,716 --> 00:00:43,386 That way, tonight, we won't have to work the bar, 21 00:00:43,386 --> 00:00:45,049 we can work the room. 22 00:00:45,049 --> 00:00:47,290 Uh, so, Sixpack, where were we? 23 00:00:47,290 --> 00:00:51,055 Oh, I'm gonna need a 99% employee discount, 24 00:00:51,055 --> 00:00:52,495 stock options, 25 00:00:52,495 --> 00:00:54,898 and a separate seating section 26 00:00:54,898 --> 00:00:56,665 - for the uncircumcised. - Um... 27 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:58,867 You know, this is just for a server position, right? 28 00:00:58,867 --> 00:01:00,203 Oh. 29 00:01:00,203 --> 00:01:01,670 I'm gonna pass. 30 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:02,605 [thuds] 31 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:03,973 Can I get the job? 32 00:01:03,973 --> 00:01:05,408 I've already been cleaning the gum 33 00:01:05,408 --> 00:01:06,976 off of the tables to get ahead. 34 00:01:06,976 --> 00:01:08,244 No dice, Bane. 35 00:01:08,244 --> 00:01:10,379 We gotta have super hip, dope-ass servers, 36 00:01:10,379 --> 00:01:12,648 so this re-opening is off the chain 37 00:01:12,648 --> 00:01:13,782 and I can impress my dad. 38 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,884 Hey, we don't have to impress anybody. 39 00:01:15,884 --> 00:01:17,120 Mission accomplished. 40 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,287 And we're 10 million in the hole. 41 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,855 How do we even afford employees? 42 00:01:19,855 --> 00:01:21,324 I don't need a salary. 43 00:01:21,324 --> 00:01:22,725 I'll work for tips. 44 00:01:22,725 --> 00:01:24,393 - Bane, what did I tell you? - You're hired! 45 00:01:24,393 --> 00:01:26,329 - [all groan] - Whoopee! 46 00:01:26,329 --> 00:01:29,398 I'm gonna quit the Legion of Doom! 47 00:01:29,398 --> 00:01:32,936 Hey, babe, uh, not sure Bane is the coolest choice here. 48 00:01:32,936 --> 00:01:34,537 Well, Bane is free and that's cool. 49 00:01:34,537 --> 00:01:37,140 Thing is, with Bane, you have what's called 50 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,807 a reverse Hooters situation. 51 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,310 Yeah, I actually wish he was wearing more clothes. 52 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:43,212 {\an8}- Bad idea, Glider. - What? 53 00:01:43,212 --> 00:01:46,349 To make this party slap, we need a splashy hire. 54 00:01:46,349 --> 00:01:47,350 Someone you're, like, 55 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:48,584 "What are they doing here? 56 00:01:48,584 --> 00:01:50,586 If they're here, I wish I was here." 57 00:01:50,586 --> 00:01:52,655 Like those albino twins from the Matrix 2. 58 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:55,158 Someone who walks into a room and everyone goes, "Whoa!" 59 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:56,425 [door thuds] 60 00:01:56,425 --> 00:01:59,495 [upbeat, dramatic music playing] 61 00:02:04,232 --> 00:02:05,768 - [all] Whoa. - Hello. 62 00:02:05,768 --> 00:02:08,304 Ugh, sorry I had to duck into this abandoned 63 00:02:08,304 --> 00:02:09,973 shithole halfway house or whatever, 64 00:02:09,973 --> 00:02:12,175 because there's a bunch of trash cans and, like, 65 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:13,476 some guy on fire 66 00:02:13,476 --> 00:02:14,777 and the smoke's getting in my pores. 67 00:02:14,777 --> 00:02:17,246 Ugh! Job searching sucks. 68 00:02:17,246 --> 00:02:19,682 I can't believe my God-daddy cut me off. 69 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:20,783 Can I have your job? 70 00:02:20,783 --> 00:02:22,919 How much does it pay being Beyonce? 71 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:24,753 Are you serious? Beyonce? 72 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:27,756 I know. She's the albino Matrix twins of music. 73 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:30,154 Uh. I think we found our new server. 74 00:02:30,154 --> 00:02:31,327 What? That's not what I... 75 00:02:31,327 --> 00:02:32,728 Hello there, 76 00:02:32,728 --> 00:02:34,230 sounded like you're searching for employment. 77 00:02:34,230 --> 00:02:35,464 Mm, I have a boyfriend. 78 00:02:35,464 --> 00:02:37,600 Oh. No doubt. I'm Kite Man. 79 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,868 This is the love of my life, Golden Glider. 80 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,804 We co-own this establishment. 81 00:02:41,804 --> 00:02:42,871 And you are? 82 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,540 Clearly on the phone. 83 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:45,441 [groans] 84 00:02:45,441 --> 00:02:46,742 I gotta go. Tell Solange, 85 00:02:46,742 --> 00:02:48,477 Malice and her cat, Chessure, called. 86 00:02:48,477 --> 00:02:49,812 All right, we'll have two tequila sodas, 87 00:02:49,812 --> 00:02:51,680 light ice, no fruit, splash of cran. 88 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:52,648 She's a monster. 89 00:02:52,648 --> 00:02:56,019 Yeah, you're hired. [chuckles] 90 00:02:56,019 --> 00:02:59,822 ♪ Oh, hell, yeah ♪ 91 00:02:59,822 --> 00:03:03,226 A job here might work 'cause I love day drinking. 92 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:05,094 Also, I need proof for my God-daddy, 93 00:03:05,094 --> 00:03:06,795 that I'm "trying." Fine, I'll do it. 94 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:09,798 - [all cheer] - Slow your roll, headband. 95 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:11,234 We didn't hire you. 96 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:14,403 I think your co-boyfriend-partner- guy -whatever did. 97 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,672 [chuckling] Okay, well, we're gonna put a pin 98 00:03:16,672 --> 00:03:18,774 in what my co-boyfriend-partner- guy-whatever did. 99 00:03:18,774 --> 00:03:20,910 I don't think this place is really your vibe. 100 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:22,912 Plus, you work for tips and nobody tips here. 101 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:25,281 Here's a Benjamin from us for making our days 102 00:03:25,281 --> 00:03:26,515 with that pretty face. 103 00:03:26,515 --> 00:03:27,951 I think I'm gonna do all right. 104 00:03:27,951 --> 00:03:29,118 Now, can somebody refill 105 00:03:29,118 --> 00:03:30,553 - our drinks? - I'll get it. 106 00:03:30,553 --> 00:03:32,421 Babe, she's gonna crush this grand reopening 107 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,656 and Dad's gonna be so impressed 108 00:03:33,656 --> 00:03:35,219 that we got such a cool server. 109 00:03:35,219 --> 00:03:36,859 [muffled] He'll have to say he loves me. 110 00:03:36,859 --> 00:03:37,793 Right, babe? 111 00:03:38,292 --> 00:03:39,462 Babe? 112 00:03:39,462 --> 00:03:41,564 Ugh, everyone thinks I'm amazing. 113 00:03:41,564 --> 00:03:43,632 You must be so threatened by me. 114 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:46,970 Yoo-hoo! I'm back here. 115 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:48,337 I can see you're confused. 116 00:03:48,337 --> 00:03:50,139 Yes. You're imagining this. 117 00:03:50,139 --> 00:03:52,108 But it's based on a true story. 118 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:53,176 I've got everything. 119 00:03:53,176 --> 00:03:54,710 Great body, designer handbags, 120 00:03:54,710 --> 00:03:57,346 and the attention of every guy everywhere, 121 00:03:57,346 --> 00:03:58,948 - even these drunks. - [all cheering] 122 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:00,883 I'm everything you hate. 123 00:04:00,883 --> 00:04:03,953 But the truth is, that's only because 124 00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:05,654 you can't compete with me. 125 00:04:05,654 --> 00:04:08,091 {\an8}Can't compete? We'll see about that, 126 00:04:08,091 --> 00:04:09,592 {\an8}you snobby shithead... 127 00:04:09,592 --> 00:04:11,694 Babe? Babe, take it easy. 128 00:04:11,694 --> 00:04:13,963 - We barely even know Malice. - I know the type. 129 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:17,800 And you just hired her right after you knew I'd hired Bane 130 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,335 - and he's going to-- - I'm back! 131 00:04:19,335 --> 00:04:21,570 I marched up to Lex and I said, 132 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:23,672 "I respectfully resign." 133 00:04:23,672 --> 00:04:25,608 Taking the high road. Classy move, Bane. 134 00:04:25,608 --> 00:04:28,377 And then I told him to put on a swim cap 135 00:04:28,377 --> 00:04:30,213 so he could go fuck himself. 136 00:04:30,213 --> 00:04:31,780 Bane, uh, so sorry, 137 00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:33,349 uh, but we're hiring someone else. 138 00:04:33,349 --> 00:04:35,484 What? Is this for real? 139 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,886 Because I think I may have burned a bridge with Lex. 140 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:40,889 Afraid so, buddy. Meet our new server, Malice. 141 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:43,993 Okay. I literally just 'sploded my life 142 00:04:43,993 --> 00:04:47,030 and you're firing me for a girl with a cat in a bag? 143 00:04:47,030 --> 00:04:49,665 [sniffles] Maybe you should put on a swim cap 144 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:52,701 so you can... [choking] 145 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:57,006 [sneezes, groans] 146 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:59,842 I am deathly allergic to cat dander. 147 00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:01,577 See? We can't have a cat in a bar. 148 00:05:01,577 --> 00:05:02,912 We're not a lesbian bookstore. 149 00:05:02,912 --> 00:05:05,414 But I'm her emotional support animal. 150 00:05:05,414 --> 00:05:06,916 - [chokes, thuds] - Also, she's cold. 151 00:05:06,916 --> 00:05:09,252 Well, you're in luck. We just got some new merch 152 00:05:09,252 --> 00:05:10,886 that can warm her right up. 153 00:05:10,886 --> 00:05:13,389 Yep. Here we go. Found the onesies. 154 00:05:13,389 --> 00:05:15,524 [Bane] My throat is closing up! 155 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,061 Well, good job, Chuck. While Bane dies, 156 00:05:18,061 --> 00:05:20,096 let's make sure the cat is comfortable. 157 00:05:20,096 --> 00:05:21,325 [Bane] Will someone get... 158 00:05:21,325 --> 00:05:23,432 Anyone? Anyone? Huh? [chuckles] 159 00:05:23,432 --> 00:05:26,235 I bet you'd get it if it was up Malice's ass! 160 00:05:26,235 --> 00:05:28,938 And will one of you lazy fucks take care of the fricking cat? 161 00:05:28,938 --> 00:05:30,839 My pleasure, darling. 162 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:32,875 [gasps] Goddammit! 163 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:35,378 That was my last allergy stick. 164 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:36,679 I gotta get back to Lex 165 00:05:36,679 --> 00:05:39,415 and beg for the return of my job 166 00:05:39,415 --> 00:05:41,084 and my health insurance. 167 00:05:41,084 --> 00:05:42,551 That guy's got a rat. 168 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,620 Oh, no. Well, you know, funny enough, Malice, 169 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:45,721 this is not a rat. 170 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:48,657 It's a hypoallergenic hamster. 171 00:05:48,657 --> 00:05:50,659 I got it to teach my kindergartners 172 00:05:50,659 --> 00:05:51,760 about responsibility. 173 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,062 That shouldn't be here, either. 174 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:54,130 That is adorbs. 175 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:55,664 [purrs, meows] 176 00:05:55,664 --> 00:05:57,733 [screams] Oh, my God. No. 177 00:05:57,733 --> 00:06:00,336 This is why I need a goddang body! 178 00:06:00,336 --> 00:06:02,471 No, Jon Hamm-ster. No! 179 00:06:02,471 --> 00:06:04,540 Oh, God, no! 180 00:06:04,540 --> 00:06:06,642 The kids are gonna be heartbroken. 181 00:06:06,642 --> 00:06:07,944 Well, I'm head broken. 182 00:06:07,944 --> 00:06:09,112 [phone dings] 183 00:06:09,112 --> 00:06:11,347 Is that an RSVP? Is it my dad? 184 00:06:11,347 --> 00:06:12,949 Okay, Chuck, can we not right now 185 00:06:12,949 --> 00:06:15,218 - with the dad thing? - Ew, that's your guest list? 186 00:06:15,218 --> 00:06:16,752 That's it, Malice, outside! 187 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:18,454 Anybody want to help the loose head 188 00:06:18,454 --> 00:06:20,356 that's rolling around on the floor? 189 00:06:20,356 --> 00:06:22,291 There. Both problems solved. 190 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:24,160 God, she's a dynamite lady. 191 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:28,064 Malice, we have our grand reopening tonight, 192 00:06:28,064 --> 00:06:31,167 and it's very important to Kite Man that it goes well. 193 00:06:31,167 --> 00:06:33,702 Well, then Kite Man should've invited cooler people. 194 00:06:33,702 --> 00:06:36,639 But of course, nobody cool would ever come here. 195 00:06:36,639 --> 00:06:38,307 Why do you even wanna work here? 196 00:06:38,307 --> 00:06:39,976 Because having to work is so cringe 197 00:06:39,976 --> 00:06:42,778 and I don't want anyone cool seeing me having to work. Doy. 198 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:46,115 Okay. Cool people do come here. 199 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:47,516 Actually, uh, oh, ooh... 200 00:06:47,516 --> 00:06:50,786 Look, uh, Lex Luthor RSVP'd "yes." 201 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:54,523 Oh, nice. I haven't seen him since Colin Jost's wedding. 202 00:06:54,523 --> 00:06:56,125 Now get out of my way. 203 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:57,560 I have really cool shit to do. 204 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,929 - Golden Glider, wait. - What is it? 205 00:06:59,929 --> 00:07:01,864 Is that what you're wearing tonight? 206 00:07:01,864 --> 00:07:03,427 Ugh! 207 00:07:03,427 --> 00:07:04,800 {\an8}Back off! I don't want a carrot! 208 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,403 Mr. Gus, what's wrong with the hamster? 209 00:07:07,403 --> 00:07:09,338 Great question, Kenneth. 210 00:07:09,338 --> 00:07:10,739 It's not a hamster 211 00:07:10,739 --> 00:07:12,741 but a decapitated head. 212 00:07:12,741 --> 00:07:13,943 [all] Oh. 213 00:07:13,943 --> 00:07:15,544 {\an8}That was a stupid fucking question. 214 00:07:15,544 --> 00:07:16,845 {\an8}What the hell are you teaching these kids? 215 00:07:16,845 --> 00:07:18,347 Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 216 00:07:18,347 --> 00:07:20,149 We do not use the "T" word. 217 00:07:20,149 --> 00:07:21,445 This is a Montessori school. 218 00:07:21,445 --> 00:07:23,352 We encourage learning through play. 219 00:07:23,352 --> 00:07:26,155 {\an8}It's bad enough all these kids' bodies are too small for me to steal. 220 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:29,025 Now I gotta put up with this goofy-ass fake school bullshit? 221 00:07:29,025 --> 00:07:30,393 Okay. 222 00:07:30,393 --> 00:07:33,529 Well, since it's time for my 12 o'clock glass of milk... 223 00:07:33,529 --> 00:07:34,898 White Russian. 224 00:07:34,898 --> 00:07:37,967 ...how about the Queen of Fables here 225 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:39,202 tells you a story? 226 00:07:39,202 --> 00:07:41,570 No! It won't be funny 'cause she's a woman. 227 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:44,040 Actually, I know a super funny story. 228 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,841 It's about a little bitch named Kenneth 229 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,743 who was extremely monti-sorry 230 00:07:47,743 --> 00:07:49,778 {\an8}he didn't go to a real fucking school. 231 00:07:51,945 --> 00:07:54,783 Come on, I really need to talk to Lex. 232 00:07:54,783 --> 00:07:56,920 I can't go back to doing 233 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:59,455 balloon animals at kid's parties. 234 00:07:59,455 --> 00:08:01,024 - [elevator dings] - All right. 235 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:04,593 You want VIPs? I'm gonna get the V-est IP out there. 236 00:08:04,593 --> 00:08:06,595 Oh, he's not gonna let you in. 237 00:08:06,595 --> 00:08:10,199 - I've been waiting forever-- - [grunts] 238 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:12,936 Dammit, Bane! Why didn't you think to do that? 239 00:08:12,936 --> 00:08:15,071 Golden Glider, I'm extremely busy-- 240 00:08:15,071 --> 00:08:16,772 Lex, I know we've had issues in the past, 241 00:08:16,772 --> 00:08:19,442 but I am here to personally invite you 242 00:08:19,442 --> 00:08:21,777 to Noonan's grand reopening tonight. 243 00:08:21,777 --> 00:08:24,080 It is gonna be the party of the year and-- 244 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,548 Say no more. I'm in. 245 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,050 I knew you were gonna say that. 246 00:08:27,050 --> 00:08:29,085 How dare you-- Wait, did you say yes? 247 00:08:29,085 --> 00:08:31,887 Of course. What kind of supervillain would I be 248 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:34,290 if I didn't support local villain establishments? 249 00:08:34,290 --> 00:08:35,624 I'd be delighted to come. 250 00:08:35,624 --> 00:08:36,892 I just hope it's okay if I bring 251 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:38,361 all the top LOD people? 252 00:08:38,361 --> 00:08:40,129 Suck my tit! 253 00:08:40,129 --> 00:08:42,831 I mean, yeah, sure. I guess we could probs make room. 254 00:08:42,831 --> 00:08:45,601 Okay. Luthor-A, clear my schedule for tonight. 255 00:08:45,601 --> 00:08:47,370 I'm going to the party of the year. 256 00:08:47,370 --> 00:08:48,837 [Luthor-A] Clearing schedule. 257 00:08:48,837 --> 00:08:49,805 Okay. 258 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:51,340 Well, this will be so fun! 259 00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:54,143 Can't wait to par-tay down with you and the gang. 260 00:08:54,143 --> 00:08:55,644 Love what you've done with the place. 261 00:08:55,644 --> 00:08:57,113 Okay, bye. 262 00:08:57,113 --> 00:08:59,515 The only way to keep the Anti-Life Equation 263 00:08:59,515 --> 00:09:01,584 safely hidden at Noonan's is to make sure 264 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:04,420 that irrelevant dump stays an irrelevant dump. 265 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:05,888 [chuckles] 266 00:09:05,888 --> 00:09:08,124 Okay, Luthor-A, strike what I just said. 267 00:09:08,124 --> 00:09:10,526 Instead, call everyone on the Legion of Doom 268 00:09:10,526 --> 00:09:11,827 VIP phone tree. 269 00:09:11,827 --> 00:09:14,898 I'm having my own party tonight. [chuckles] 270 00:09:14,898 --> 00:09:16,732 I know my dad got the evite. 271 00:09:16,732 --> 00:09:18,167 I sent it to his work, personal, 272 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:20,103 and secret Honduran family account. 273 00:09:20,103 --> 00:09:23,372 Babe, we need to blow this reopening up! 274 00:09:23,372 --> 00:09:25,108 - Go all out. - Wait, really? 275 00:09:25,108 --> 00:09:26,842 Well, what made you change your mind? 276 00:09:26,842 --> 00:09:29,345 Oh, I don't know. Maybe cause a little someone 277 00:09:29,345 --> 00:09:31,080 named Lex Luthor is coming tonight 278 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,649 and bringing all his, oh, I don't know, 279 00:09:33,649 --> 00:09:35,451 friends from the Legion of Doom. 280 00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:37,186 Say what? 281 00:09:37,186 --> 00:09:39,322 Wait, the dad of the LOD is coming? 282 00:09:39,322 --> 00:09:42,586 I can't wait to tell Malice. Where is that little-- 283 00:09:42,586 --> 00:09:45,328 Cat! I can't find Chessure anywhere! 284 00:09:45,328 --> 00:09:48,331 She's out there alone in this trash city. 285 00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:51,134 Oh, my God! What if she wanders into a Marshalls? 286 00:09:51,134 --> 00:09:52,735 Okay, calm down. 287 00:09:52,735 --> 00:09:54,070 I'm sure your cat will be fine. 288 00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:56,639 She needs me. If she eats any street meat, 289 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,274 she'll double in size. 290 00:09:58,274 --> 00:10:01,177 Oh, that explains a lot. 291 00:10:01,177 --> 00:10:02,645 Golden Glider says, 292 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,180 "Take care of that freaking cat." So... 293 00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:05,514 [licks, meows] 294 00:10:05,514 --> 00:10:07,150 Arrivederci. 295 00:10:09,117 --> 00:10:10,319 Huh? 296 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,022 - [meows] - [panting] 297 00:10:13,022 --> 00:10:13,889 [exclaims] 298 00:10:13,889 --> 00:10:15,724 - [woman screams] - Oh, shit! 299 00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:18,127 [snarling] 300 00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:21,030 Well, technically, I think it's whacked. 301 00:10:21,030 --> 00:10:22,465 You shot my cat? 302 00:10:22,465 --> 00:10:23,699 Dubelz, what is wrong with you? 303 00:10:23,699 --> 00:10:25,001 What's wrong with me? 304 00:10:25,001 --> 00:10:26,469 You're the one that ordered the hit. 305 00:10:26,469 --> 00:10:28,371 You said, "Someone needs to take care of that cat." 306 00:10:28,371 --> 00:10:29,906 I meant let it out. 307 00:10:29,906 --> 00:10:32,708 Oh, God! So when I said to take care 308 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:34,177 of my succulents the other day, you-- 309 00:10:34,177 --> 00:10:35,711 Took 'em out back and shot 'em. 310 00:10:35,711 --> 00:10:37,213 Wait a minute. 311 00:10:37,213 --> 00:10:38,781 So, when I told you to take care of my nephew-- 312 00:10:38,781 --> 00:10:40,449 {\an8}I took him to Six Flags! 313 00:10:40,449 --> 00:10:41,918 Shit! I gotta go. 314 00:10:41,918 --> 00:10:43,319 I gotta take care of something. 315 00:10:43,319 --> 00:10:45,788 Poor Chessure is lost and alone out there. 316 00:10:45,788 --> 00:10:48,691 I hope you and your large pores are happy? 317 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,059 Well, at least I don't need a rolling pin 318 00:10:50,059 --> 00:10:51,560 - to apply my makeup. - Whoa! 319 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,657 Ladies. Ladies, it's okay. 320 00:10:53,657 --> 00:10:55,899 This city has top-notch animal control. 321 00:10:55,899 --> 00:10:57,866 Chessure will be back in no time. 322 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,236 - [growling] - All right, cat, I got you. 323 00:11:00,236 --> 00:11:02,871 Just hop in the cage and we can all go home. 324 00:11:06,273 --> 00:11:09,412 - [snarls] - Sweet Christ! What's that? 325 00:11:09,412 --> 00:11:11,014 - [growling] - [panting] 326 00:11:14,149 --> 00:11:16,852 No, please. I was just following orders. 327 00:11:16,852 --> 00:11:18,221 I love animals. 328 00:11:18,221 --> 00:11:19,588 [screams] 329 00:11:19,588 --> 00:11:21,925 And they rejoiced the evil queen 330 00:11:21,925 --> 00:11:25,128 and realized they should mind their damn business. 331 00:11:25,128 --> 00:11:26,262 The end. 332 00:11:26,262 --> 00:11:27,830 You just told Hansel and Gretel, 333 00:11:27,830 --> 00:11:29,732 except you replaced Hansel with Kenneth. 334 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,868 Also, my middle name is Thomas, not bitch. 335 00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:34,971 Oh, you got notes? 336 00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:36,239 Here's a note for you, Kenneth. Fuck off! 337 00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:38,141 [gasps] I'm gonna tell my mom on you, 338 00:11:38,141 --> 00:11:40,809 and when she gets out of her Glutes and Chutes class, 339 00:11:40,809 --> 00:11:43,279 {\an8}she's gonna go fool Karen! 340 00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:44,813 {\an8}Because that's her name. 341 00:11:44,813 --> 00:11:46,710 Wait, Glutes and Chutes? 342 00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:48,284 Your mom is in good shape? 343 00:11:48,284 --> 00:11:50,153 Bit of a butter face, but she keeps it pretty tight. 344 00:11:50,153 --> 00:11:51,921 {\an8}All I care about is the body. 345 00:11:51,921 --> 00:11:54,290 Mr. Gus, who's taking the class pet home this week. 346 00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:57,193 Now, kids, Ms. Fables is not a pet. 347 00:11:57,193 --> 00:11:59,562 She is a strong, independent-- 348 00:11:59,562 --> 00:12:01,097 Shut up, you drunk! 349 00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:03,632 I'm going home with Kenneth and his rock hard mom. 350 00:12:03,632 --> 00:12:05,368 - [all cheer] - [thudding] 351 00:12:05,368 --> 00:12:07,003 [growling, screeching] 352 00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:09,138 You see the giant cat too, right? 353 00:12:09,138 --> 00:12:10,306 [all scream] 354 00:12:12,368 --> 00:12:13,642 Hey, Kite Man, 355 00:12:13,642 --> 00:12:16,779 the Peter Gabriel-era Genesis cover band is here. 356 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,714 Yes! Dad's favorite. 357 00:12:18,714 --> 00:12:20,249 Oh, babe! 358 00:12:20,249 --> 00:12:22,952 Since we have extra fancy guests coming tonight, 359 00:12:22,952 --> 00:12:24,453 I got a box of those 360 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,455 extra fancy cupcakes from the place down the street. 361 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,891 I'm leaving early because I'm so upset with Chessure 362 00:12:28,891 --> 00:12:30,426 that the only thing that would cheer me up 363 00:12:30,426 --> 00:12:32,161 is going to Lex Luthor's party tonight. 364 00:12:32,161 --> 00:12:33,529 What are you talking about? 365 00:12:33,529 --> 00:12:35,398 Lex is coming to our party, right, babe? 366 00:12:35,398 --> 00:12:38,134 Uh, yes. He's coming with all the top brass from the LOD. 367 00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:40,603 He said it was going to be the party of the year 368 00:12:40,603 --> 00:12:41,870 and he wouldn't miss it. 369 00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:43,472 [Tawny] Surprise! 370 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:46,409 {\an8}Lex Luthor is hosting the party of the century 371 00:12:46,409 --> 00:12:49,345 {\an8}at the Legion of Doom right now. 372 00:12:49,345 --> 00:12:50,479 {\an8}Hey, Lex. 373 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,215 {\an8}Why the massive last minute ball? 374 00:12:52,215 --> 00:12:53,816 {\an8}Let's just say that sometimes 375 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,285 {\an8}the golden ideas glide right in. 376 00:12:56,285 --> 00:12:59,022 - Lying son of a bitch! - Why would he do that to us? 377 00:12:59,022 --> 00:13:01,390 See? Now, out of my way. I'm going to that party. 378 00:13:01,390 --> 00:13:03,026 {\an8}Malice, you walk out that door, 379 00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:04,560 your rude, entitled, 380 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,096 perfectly-sculpted, Pilates ass is fired. 381 00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:08,898 It's Glutes and Chutes! 382 00:13:08,898 --> 00:13:10,599 And you're the worst bosses ever! 383 00:13:10,599 --> 00:13:12,168 We're your only bosses ever! 384 00:13:12,168 --> 00:13:14,037 I can't believe the world's most evil super villain 385 00:13:14,037 --> 00:13:15,604 lied to us about coming to our party. 386 00:13:15,604 --> 00:13:16,940 We have to do something. 387 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:18,507 I am going down to the Legion of Doom 388 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,043 and demand Lex 389 00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:21,777 stop his bullshit! 390 00:13:21,777 --> 00:13:23,846 And come to our party. 391 00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:30,486 - [bouncer] Next. No weapons. - [metal detector buzzes] 392 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,325 I can already tell you ain't on the list. Next. 393 00:13:36,325 --> 00:13:39,728 Hey, listen, we need to talk to Lex right now. He knows us. 394 00:13:39,728 --> 00:13:41,130 Lex knows a lot of people. 395 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:43,366 Oh, 'cause he's so important? 396 00:13:43,366 --> 00:13:45,734 [scoffs] I know a lot of people too. 397 00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:47,003 Chuck, Lex, 398 00:13:47,003 --> 00:13:48,604 a bunch of people. 399 00:13:48,604 --> 00:13:49,538 Dad? 400 00:13:49,971 --> 00:13:51,574 Hey, Dad. 401 00:13:51,574 --> 00:13:54,277 Shit. I gotta remember to stop responding to that. 402 00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:56,879 Him. We know him. That's three. 403 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,147 You two gotta go. 404 00:13:58,147 --> 00:13:59,482 You're holding up the line. 405 00:14:00,949 --> 00:14:02,385 Next. No weapons. 406 00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:05,388 - Babe, we gotta go. - This isn't over. 407 00:14:08,022 --> 00:14:10,559 Oh, Connie Antonucci wants to join. 408 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,296 {\an8}I don't want this group getting too diverse. 409 00:14:13,296 --> 00:14:14,130 Denied. 410 00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:16,232 [gasps] Good Lord, Kenneth! 411 00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:17,967 No shoes on the carpet. 412 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,535 - Yes, ma'am. - Oh, damn. 413 00:14:19,535 --> 00:14:20,904 You must be Kenneth's mom. 414 00:14:20,904 --> 00:14:23,139 My goodness, the Glutes and Chutes 415 00:14:23,139 --> 00:14:24,740 have sure paid off. 416 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,442 Oh, bless your heart. 417 00:14:26,442 --> 00:14:28,277 I haven't eaten carbs in a decade 418 00:14:28,277 --> 00:14:29,712 and I had my inner thighs removed. 419 00:14:29,712 --> 00:14:31,480 Kenneth, get the bread knife. 420 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,649 It'll go perfect with that butter face. 421 00:14:34,876 --> 00:14:36,485 You can say it, my dad was there 422 00:14:36,485 --> 00:14:39,122 because Lex is a winner and I'm a loser. 423 00:14:39,122 --> 00:14:41,057 {\an8}- Dad only chooses winners. - Oh, Chuck, 424 00:14:41,057 --> 00:14:43,059 who cares what your dad thinks? 425 00:14:43,059 --> 00:14:44,928 You are a winner. 426 00:14:44,928 --> 00:14:46,395 And we are cool. 427 00:14:46,395 --> 00:14:48,031 It doesn't matter what Malice says. 428 00:14:48,031 --> 00:14:50,233 Babe, you need to stop with the Malice stuff. 429 00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:52,835 You're starting to sound kind of jelly. 430 00:14:52,835 --> 00:14:54,137 Of course I'm jelly. 431 00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:56,039 {\an8}Malice is one of those smug hot girls 432 00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:58,207 {\an8}who everybody's dying to impress. 433 00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:00,743 {\an8}It just churns up all my freaking insecurities. 434 00:15:00,743 --> 00:15:02,745 Babe, in the words of Aragorn 435 00:15:02,745 --> 00:15:04,880 to the hobbits in Lord of the Rings Three, 436 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,616 "You bow to no one." 437 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:08,913 You're so smart, 438 00:15:08,913 --> 00:15:11,454 you're muy caliente, but most of all, 439 00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:13,556 you're a better person than this. 440 00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:14,823 [chuckling] Wow. 441 00:15:14,823 --> 00:15:16,492 I could say the same about you. 442 00:15:16,492 --> 00:15:18,394 Why? I'm not jealous of Malice. 443 00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:20,696 Do I wish my hair had that kind of volume? 444 00:15:20,696 --> 00:15:22,431 - Sure. - No! With your dad. 445 00:15:22,431 --> 00:15:25,034 {\an8}You're trying so damn hard to win his approval 446 00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:28,437 {\an8}even though he's such an ungrateful dickbag. 447 00:15:28,437 --> 00:15:31,040 {\an8}You're wonderful and he doesn't deserve you, Chuck. 448 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,309 [growling, snarling] 449 00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:35,544 [screaming] 450 00:15:41,248 --> 00:15:43,686 Sweet shit! Is that Malice's cat? 451 00:15:43,686 --> 00:15:45,421 Maybe it's not Chessure. Maybe there's another 452 00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:47,256 giant cat wearing a green onesie. 453 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,997 Nope, that's our cat. 454 00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:57,200 I told you, Bane, you're not on the list. 455 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,735 - Lex says you're banned. - I am not here as a guest. 456 00:15:59,735 --> 00:16:02,738 I am here as a balloon artist for the kids. 457 00:16:02,738 --> 00:16:03,940 You're out of luck, Bane. 458 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:06,109 Would you say yes to... 459 00:16:06,109 --> 00:16:08,744 Benjamin Franklin? 460 00:16:08,744 --> 00:16:10,346 Have a nice time, Mr. Bane. 461 00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:11,614 Whoopee! 462 00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:15,484 - Next. - [explosion] 463 00:16:15,484 --> 00:16:18,154 - [sirens blaring] - [people screaming] 464 00:16:20,488 --> 00:16:23,059 Thank you for coming on such short notice. 465 00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:24,327 Well, you did say you'd take away 466 00:16:24,327 --> 00:16:25,828 the espresso machine if we didn't. 467 00:16:25,828 --> 00:16:26,963 [chuckles] Very good. 468 00:16:26,963 --> 00:16:28,031 [thudding] 469 00:16:28,031 --> 00:16:29,632 [people exclaiming] 470 00:16:35,236 --> 00:16:36,572 [screaming] 471 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,643 {\an8}Who dares attack the Legion of... 472 00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:44,313 {\an8}No fucking way. 473 00:16:46,247 --> 00:16:48,051 Oh, I'm loving this. 474 00:16:48,051 --> 00:16:49,919 You think the cat can eat the whole Legion? 475 00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:52,821 You mean the cat with the name of our bar on it? 476 00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:54,190 Oh. Damn it! You're right. 477 00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:55,992 We can't start a war with the LOD. 478 00:16:55,992 --> 00:16:57,460 We've gotta stop that cat. 479 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,628 [gasps] I have an idea. Follow me. 480 00:17:00,328 --> 00:17:02,765 Hey, um, Mr. Bouncer. 481 00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:05,201 I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier. 482 00:17:05,201 --> 00:17:06,602 So I'm here-- 483 00:17:06,602 --> 00:17:07,636 Oh, God. 484 00:17:07,636 --> 00:17:08,671 - Never mind. - [balloon sputters] 485 00:17:08,671 --> 00:17:10,673 Oh, Jackpot! 486 00:17:10,673 --> 00:17:12,275 Grab a confiscated weapon. 487 00:17:13,274 --> 00:17:14,210 - Hey! - [whip cracks] 488 00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:17,013 Come here. Chessure. 489 00:17:17,013 --> 00:17:18,647 - Chessure, come. - [snarls] 490 00:17:18,647 --> 00:17:19,582 Chessure! 491 00:17:20,782 --> 00:17:22,651 [exclaiming] Whoa! 492 00:17:22,651 --> 00:17:23,752 Oh. 493 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,254 Come on, laser scope. 494 00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:26,956 Pretend this is an outdoor movie screening 495 00:17:26,956 --> 00:17:28,424 and fuck shit up. 496 00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:30,493 [snarling] 497 00:17:32,227 --> 00:17:33,896 Thanks for the save, babe. 498 00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:35,131 I hate to admit this, but-- 499 00:17:35,131 --> 00:17:36,499 You're a little horny right now? 500 00:17:36,499 --> 00:17:40,064 Yes. And I think we need Malice's help. 501 00:17:43,672 --> 00:17:44,773 [snarling] 502 00:17:45,907 --> 00:17:47,210 How ironic. 503 00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:48,744 I'm about to die from a pussy eating me. 504 00:17:48,744 --> 00:17:51,114 Like you've ever eaten pussy in your pathetic life. 505 00:17:51,114 --> 00:17:53,382 - That's why it's ironic. - Malice! 506 00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:54,918 You have to stop your cat. 507 00:17:54,918 --> 00:17:57,120 Ugh, first you want me to get rid of my cat. 508 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,754 Then you want me to stop my cat. 509 00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:00,289 Make up your mind. 510 00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,458 If your cat destroys this bar, where will you work? 511 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:03,692 I don't know. Chipotle? 512 00:18:03,692 --> 00:18:06,229 Okay, look, if you call off the cat, 513 00:18:06,229 --> 00:18:07,964 I will stop making snarky comments, 514 00:18:07,964 --> 00:18:09,999 which I only do because you're young and cute 515 00:18:09,999 --> 00:18:11,734 and I resent that everyone thinks you're so cool. 516 00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:14,337 Plus 15 an hour and dental, whatever that is. 517 00:18:14,337 --> 00:18:15,939 - Fine. - Ugh. 518 00:18:15,939 --> 00:18:16,940 All right, fine. 519 00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,341 [growling] 520 00:18:18,341 --> 00:18:19,675 Here, kitty, kitty. 521 00:18:22,276 --> 00:18:23,879 That was it? 522 00:18:23,879 --> 00:18:26,849 All we had to do was say, "Here, kitty, kitty?" 523 00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:30,353 No. All "I" had to do was say, "Here, kitty, kitty." 524 00:18:30,353 --> 00:18:32,821 - I am gonna polar bear smack-- - [Kite Man groans] 525 00:18:34,756 --> 00:18:35,858 Babe, are you okay? 526 00:18:35,858 --> 00:18:37,360 That's a negative, babe. 527 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,329 This reopening failure is cutting me pretty deep. 528 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,065 Gotta accept my fate as a loser. 529 00:18:42,065 --> 00:18:44,267 I'm gonna go eat a tub of potato salad like a cockroach, 530 00:18:44,267 --> 00:18:45,634 'cause that's what my dad used to call me. 531 00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:48,271 - Potato salad. - Babe, you know what? 532 00:18:48,271 --> 00:18:49,638 I'm kinda glad this happened. 533 00:18:49,638 --> 00:18:51,240 If all those big shots were here, 534 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,909 we wouldn't be able to be ourselves. 535 00:18:52,909 --> 00:18:55,544 We were trying so hard to impress other people 536 00:18:55,544 --> 00:18:56,913 and look how that turned out. 537 00:18:56,913 --> 00:18:58,414 Can you shut up? 538 00:18:58,414 --> 00:18:59,448 I'm live right now. 539 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:00,516 Malice, you're fired. 540 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,351 No, I'm not. I saved the day. 541 00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:04,053 And you said you wouldn't fire me. 542 00:19:04,053 --> 00:19:05,654 I don't care. I shouldn't have hired you in the first place. 543 00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:08,324 I gotta stop doing things to impress other people. 544 00:19:08,324 --> 00:19:10,259 There's only one person I need to impress. 545 00:19:10,259 --> 00:19:12,595 [all] We know, your dad! 546 00:19:12,595 --> 00:19:13,662 No! 547 00:19:13,662 --> 00:19:15,598 - Just my Glider. - [rumbling] 548 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:20,503 [sputtering] Is that... 549 00:19:20,503 --> 00:19:21,537 [choir] ♪ Darkseid! ♪ 550 00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:23,306 ♪ Darkseid! ♪ 551 00:19:23,306 --> 00:19:25,408 - ♪ It's Darkseid ♪ - Malice-- 552 00:19:25,408 --> 00:19:27,276 [choir] ♪ You're gonna Be so scared ♪ 553 00:19:27,276 --> 00:19:28,677 ♪ 'Cause he's Darkseid! ♪ 554 00:19:28,677 --> 00:19:30,346 - Ma-- - [choir] ♪ Darkseid! ♪ 555 00:19:30,346 --> 00:19:32,081 ♪ You'll have To wear a diaper ♪ 556 00:19:32,081 --> 00:19:33,682 ♪ 'Cause he's Darkseid! ♪ 557 00:19:33,682 --> 00:19:37,286 See, this is why I say, "Never get a choir from hell." 558 00:19:37,286 --> 00:19:38,754 ♪ It's true he always says-- ♪ 559 00:19:38,754 --> 00:19:40,156 Enough! 560 00:19:40,156 --> 00:19:41,557 I am God... 561 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,187 [coughs] 562 00:19:44,425 --> 00:19:46,062 ...daddy to Malice. 563 00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:47,696 God-daddy to Malice. 564 00:19:47,696 --> 00:19:49,232 Damn chip crumbs. 565 00:19:49,232 --> 00:19:51,834 I heard about the cat. 566 00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:54,770 You better not tell me you lost this job. 567 00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:57,640 Okay, but that's gonna make this confusing. 568 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:02,111 Damn it, Malice! You useless, pathetic little leech. 569 00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:03,479 I'm glad your parents didn't live 570 00:20:03,479 --> 00:20:05,248 to see what you've become. 571 00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:06,249 They would've been so-- 572 00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:07,650 Disappointed... 573 00:20:08,549 --> 00:20:10,186 that they missed it. 574 00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:13,056 Because Malice literally saved the bar. 575 00:20:13,056 --> 00:20:15,058 In fact, she's doing fantastic. 576 00:20:15,058 --> 00:20:15,992 - She is? - I am? 577 00:20:15,992 --> 00:20:18,294 Hey! It's that goon bar, 578 00:20:18,294 --> 00:20:19,963 what was on the side of that monster cat. 579 00:20:19,963 --> 00:20:21,430 Oh, this place rules. 580 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,167 Babe, love how you flipped that disappointed thing. 581 00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:26,135 That's real better person stuff. 582 00:20:26,135 --> 00:20:28,637 Plus, looks like the cat might have been great publicity. 583 00:20:28,637 --> 00:20:30,940 It was brilliant publicity. 584 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:33,009 And it was all Malice's idea. 585 00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:34,443 So not only is she not fired, 586 00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:36,579 we're expanding her duties to include 587 00:20:36,579 --> 00:20:38,881 managing our social media. 588 00:20:38,881 --> 00:20:41,150 [whispers] Uh, babe, we don't have any social media. 589 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,618 Shut up, you beautiful idiot. 590 00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:45,554 Digital marketing? Very impressive. 591 00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:48,191 Thank you for hiring my troublesome Malice. 592 00:20:48,191 --> 00:20:50,493 Maybe there's hope for her after all. 593 00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:52,295 I don't know why you did that, but... 594 00:20:52,295 --> 00:20:53,896 Thu-nocks... 595 00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:57,233 I mean, thay-nocks... [sputters] 596 00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:58,634 Are you trying to say, "Thanks?" 597 00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,569 Oh, is that how you say it? 598 00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:02,038 I've only seen it written. 599 00:21:02,038 --> 00:21:03,572 Okay. Get to work. 600 00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:05,808 Uh, may I make you a drink, 601 00:21:05,808 --> 00:21:07,610 Sir Darkseid? 602 00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:08,945 [clears throat] Non-alcoholic, please. 603 00:21:08,945 --> 00:21:10,779 I'll make you one of my fave bevs. 604 00:21:11,513 --> 00:21:13,616 [slurps] Mm. 605 00:21:13,616 --> 00:21:16,585 This iced tea and lemonade mixture is divine. 606 00:21:16,585 --> 00:21:18,487 Reminds me of my favorite golfer, 607 00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:20,756 - Arnold... Trevino. - Lee Trevino. 608 00:21:20,756 --> 00:21:22,791 A round of Lee Trevinos for everyone. 609 00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:24,727 - [chuckles] - [all cheering] 610 00:21:24,727 --> 00:21:27,196 {\an8}What's up, guys? I'm here at "Newsies--" 611 00:21:27,196 --> 00:21:29,098 It's Noonan's. Hello. 612 00:21:29,098 --> 00:21:30,733 Bane, what are you doing here? 613 00:21:30,733 --> 00:21:33,202 I'm here, plowed to the gills 614 00:21:33,202 --> 00:21:35,771 on antihistamines to see if-- 615 00:21:35,771 --> 00:21:38,908 Hey, bouncer, you need to kick this guy out. 616 00:21:38,908 --> 00:21:40,304 Go get him, bouncer. 617 00:21:40,304 --> 00:21:41,610 But you're still working for tips. 618 00:21:41,610 --> 00:21:42,545 Whoopee! 619 00:21:42,545 --> 00:21:44,880 I'm 'sploding with joy! 620 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,482 [screams] 621 00:21:46,482 --> 00:21:48,851 Got damn! There's a line around the block. 622 00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:50,954 I had to show Kenneth's mom's titties to everybody 623 00:21:50,954 --> 00:21:51,921 to get in here. 624 00:21:51,921 --> 00:21:54,190 The reopening is a hit! 625 00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:56,892 - We did it. - No, we did it. 626 00:21:56,892 --> 00:21:58,561 Oh, wait. No. You said that. Whatever. 627 00:21:58,561 --> 00:22:00,196 It's been a day. Just kiss me. 628 00:22:00,196 --> 00:22:01,898 [both] Mm. 629 00:22:01,898 --> 00:22:03,900 Do you know Chuck? I'm his father. 630 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,134 Can I go through? 631 00:22:05,134 --> 00:22:07,971 Holy shit! You guys have the same birthday. 632 00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:11,640 [sirens blaring] 633 00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,578 [rock music playing] 634 00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:44,640 ♪ Hell, yeah ♪