1 00:00:02,210 --> 00:00:04,671 - [children cheering] - [laughs] 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:07,132 The smiles never get old. 3 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:10,719 When I started Villigans, we were just a humble theme restaurant, 4 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:14,305 but with hard work, dedication and a little bit of magic, 5 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:19,144 we turned that theme restaurant into a theme restaurant with a gift shop. 6 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:25,817 A gift shop that I grew into the largest online retail business in the world. 7 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:28,653 Providing our customers with anything they need, 8 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:31,781 shipped to them anywhere, anytime. 9 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:36,244 And now with Villigans Air, the sky truly is the limit, 10 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:39,956 because at Villigans, we don't call it work, 11 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:42,167 we call it fun. 12 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:46,463 [laughing] 13 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:49,215 Hey, pay attention, pals. 14 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:53,887 As I was saying, Glider is supes fragile right now, 15 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,389 so when she comes down here, let's not do anything 16 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:59,100 - that might hurt her, or upset her. - [Queen of Fables] No problem. 17 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:02,604 - [Dubelz] I'll try. - [Bane] I am sure she is not that bad. 18 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,731 - [Noonan] Ah! Kill it! - [Dubelz] Il Diavolo! 19 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:08,234 - [Noonan cocks the rifle] The Babadook! - Hey, babe, you look like, uh- 20 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,778 Someone who's been up all night, 21 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,822 with no luck trying to find her newly not-dead mom? 22 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:15,784 Ooh, did you get those bags under your eyes from Kohl's or TJ Maxx? 23 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,827 - [Bane] Whoa! - [Queen of Fables] You got her! 24 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:22,749 You all can suck my butt and put it in a butt container. 25 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,751 [chokes and spits] 26 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:29,172 - Oh, God, am I tired. - Babe, it's only been a day, we'll find your mom eventually. 27 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:33,301 Not knowing where she is feels almost worse than knowing she was dead. 28 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:36,971 Um, hello! I am also suffering. 29 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:39,140 Yesterday I met my true love. 30 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:41,935 And now no one can give me her locale! 31 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:46,106 How I long to finally consummate our love. 32 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:50,568 - Our bodies moist and writhing in sync- - [glass breaking] Delivery! 33 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:52,904 Oh, hell, yeah! My new weapons. 34 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:55,281 Now that I'm gonna be meeting my future mother in law, 35 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:57,450 I need to take my powers to the next level. 36 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,078 - So, level one? - Villigans? 37 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:03,289 You're buying weapons from a company that tried to kill and bankrupt you? 38 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:06,668 Well, sure, but free one-hour delivery. 39 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,129 Damn it! The instructions are written in Wingdings. 40 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,423 You get what you pay for, right, Joe? 41 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:15,135 - [phone buzzing] - [clears throat] Go for Bane. 42 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,304 Yes. R-R-R-Rebecca Chen? Yes. 43 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:21,808 Uh, sh-sh-she's where? I-I-I understand. 44 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:27,480 [screams] No! 45 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:33,111 - Um, wrong number. - Bane, you clearly found out where my mother is 46 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:35,989 and if you don't tell me, I am going to take your mask 47 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:39,993 - and hook it up to Sixpack's asshole! - I'll try anything twice. 48 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:44,497 I cannot reveal Becca's true location, for it is hell on earth. 49 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:48,084 Where a sliver of hope leads to the greatest despair-- 50 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:53,381 - She's in The Pit? - Damn it, Bane! You and your loose lips! 51 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,677 [singer] ♪ Hell yeah! ♪ 52 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,305 How did my mother end up in The Pit? Huh? 53 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,723 The League of Shadows runs it. 54 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,267 So do they have something on her? Answer me! 55 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,519 I swear I do not know the pecifics. 56 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:10,231 You can tell me now or in The Pit. Because that is where we are going. 57 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:12,484 [Bane groans and retches] No! 58 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:16,196 I cannot go back to the disgust I was raised in. 59 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:21,034 Plus, I told myself I'd lose 20 pounds and get my neck done 60 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,828 before seeing any of those assholes again. 61 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:25,205 Wow. Okay. 62 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,624 So you're gonna let Kite Man, me, 63 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,001 - and the rest of our friends go-- - [Sixpack] Pass. 64 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:32,170 - [Malice] Never. Never, ever. - [Noonan] Um, no, no. 65 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,547 You're gonna let Kite Man and me go alone? 66 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,966 - Yeah, w-w-what the H, Bane? - I will say, 67 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:39,719 if your mom is in a notorious prison run by assassins, 68 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:44,099 you two might wanna wait for, like a parole hearing or a presidential pardon-- 69 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:48,687 F. that! You know, I'll follow my babe into the most horrifying of places. 70 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,814 We got dinner at Hardee's last week! 71 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,692 Plus, now I have my bomb dot com weapons, 72 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:57,362 - like my Kite-a-Rang! - [clinks and thuds] 73 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,072 Still working out the kinks. 74 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,074 - Fine. We don't need you. - [whispers] We really need him. 75 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,327 Because nothing is gonna stop me from having my mom back. 76 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,374 Bud, I don't wanna go into The Pit either. 77 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:12,627 The travel alone is gonna be hell on my intermittent fasting. 78 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,087 But you know why I'm doing it? 79 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,922 Because my true love is gonna be down there. 80 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,675 Do you know anybody who can relate to that, pal? 81 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,594 You are using my heart to manipulate me. 82 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:24,472 I'm just saying, big guy, double dates. 83 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,225 Me and Glider, you and Becca, 84 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,436 wine country, Catskills. 85 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,646 A winter cabin in the Poconos? 86 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,815 My wool sweater is itching already. 87 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:37,652 - So what do you say? - [groans] Mm. Okay! 88 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:41,114 But there is only one airline that flies direct. 89 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,283 [dinging] 90 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,703 [pilot] Uh, folks, from the flight deck, welcome aboard Villigans Air 91 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:49,289 with direct service to an undisclosed location 92 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,375 in the ancient part of the world, known as The Pit, 93 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,627 and then continuing on to Cabo. 94 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:57,630 Hey, are you sure your brother didn't want to come with us? 95 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:01,843 Oh, he can't. He's on a no-fly list because of January 6th. 96 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:02,969 - Oh. - Yep. 97 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:06,598 January 6th 2014, he punched a TSA agent 98 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:10,310 - at a college football game. - Oh, that tracks. You know what, babe? 99 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:14,773 I never thought our first trip as a couple would be to break your mom out of prison. 100 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:18,526 I know. But when has anything we've ever done been what we thought it would be? 101 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:22,947 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, when you meet my mom, can you say "Heck, yeah?" 102 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:26,076 You know, sometimes people get religious in prison, so maybe no swears. 103 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,952 You ducking got it, babe. 104 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:32,165 [Bane groaning] You are in my seat. 105 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,292 Well, yes, sir, I am. But I was just hoping we could switch, 106 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,587 so I could sit next to my wife as we're on our honeymoon. 107 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,381 Absolutely not! 108 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:42,842 I have paid extra for my aisle seat, and your lack of foresight 109 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,470 does not constitute my emergency. 110 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,555 Sir, there's an open seat right here. 111 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:50,141 [Bane] But that lady has her shoes off! 112 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:54,062 When did the sky become such a field of lawlessness? 113 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,985 You're closing the bar? Ooh! Are we gonna have a party? 114 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:04,739 Ooh. Are you gonna bring some of your freaky ass immortal friends over? 115 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,867 I would never, ever bring any of my friends here. 116 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,077 I'm going out. 117 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,745 My boyfriend is only in town for one night. 118 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,789 [Noonan] Since when you got a boyfriend? 119 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:16,793 Well, we're on-again-off-again, but right now, we're very on. 120 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,004 What would a Malice boyfriend even be like? 121 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:22,799 Dead parents and a BMI under 19. You're dating a bad boy. 122 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,676 My boyfriend's name is Jeremy. 123 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,721 He's so bad that he died, went to hell and the staff sent him back, 124 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,890 because he was too evil, even for them. Yummy. 125 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,893 - Damn, I'm getting all riled up. - Too bad you'll never meet him. 126 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:37,147 He'd never set foot in a place like this. Ugh. 127 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:40,734 [Mother Box] Message from Devil Dick, comma Raya. 128 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,902 - Hey, it's your lover! - [all groaning] 129 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:47,115 Heads up! I'm dropping by completely unannounced. Be there in five. 130 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:50,201 Shit. Shit! He must be tracking me using Find That Mother Box. 131 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:51,911 I don't work here. I don't work here. Okay? 132 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,289 When he arrives, Mariah Carey rules apply. 133 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:57,751 No eye contact, and I don't know any of you! 134 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:01,212 - Hello. - That's your evil boyfriend? 135 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:04,257 No, that's not him. My boyfriend can read. 136 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,092 The sign says we're closed. 137 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:09,262 Oh, sorry, young lady, no one is ever closed... 138 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,432 When you're the Gotham City Health Inspector! 139 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,935 [laughs, chokes and coughs] 140 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,813 My apologies. I had a hard candy stuck in my throat. 141 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,774 No one told us you were showing up today. 142 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:25,570 That's 'cause health inspectors are like 13-year-old boys home alone. 143 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,822 They could come at any time. 144 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:31,201 [laughs] Oh, I gotta use that one. 145 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,870 Oh, Christ, just take what's in the cash register. 146 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:37,123 Oh, no. I'm sorry there, hoss. 147 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,668 I'm the one health inspector who can't be bought. 148 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,711 All right! Let's get to it. 149 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,673 Not now, Chessure. 150 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,133 I just have so many questions for her. 151 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,386 Like what kind of pizza is your favorite? 152 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:52,305 Which Michael Myers would you rather bang, the comedian or the serial killer? 153 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,141 Why the hell didn't you try to find me all these years? [chuckles nervously] 154 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:58,311 Maybe go with the pizza one and then see how it plays out. 155 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:01,272 You are the only daughter I have and I'm so happy 156 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:04,484 - we're taking this trip together, right, Tabitha? - Aw. 157 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:09,656 - You will listen to me when I'm talking, Tabitha! - [yelps] I hate you! 158 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,533 - Aw! - [boy] Stranger Danger! 159 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,034 [Bane] Whose child is this? 160 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:16,454 He was trying to drink the water in the potty. 161 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:19,582 - Oh, no, Bane! - Sir, unhand that child immediately 162 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,376 or you will be kicked off this plane. 163 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:24,129 Ma'am, our friend meant no harm. He's just a little stress-- 164 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:26,131 - [air splitting] - [flight attendant screams] 165 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,091 - [glass shatters] - [passengers scream] 166 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,468 - [passenger] Not again. - Holy shit. It actually worked. 167 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:34,389 Okay. All three of you need to get the fuck off this plane. Now! 168 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,933 Oh, really? [chuckles] What are you gonna do? 169 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,353 Open the door and kick us out mid-flight? 170 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,648 - [Bane screaming] - On the plus side, we're pretty much there. 171 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,191 Oh, thanks a lot, Bane! 172 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,236 I am not the one who blew the window out of the plane. 173 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:51,823 I just went into the bathroom and grabbed a feral child, 174 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,659 who was drinking non-potable water. 175 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:58,038 Not potable! 176 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,797 Okay, decaying limbs, rotting corpse head, 177 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:10,383 trying to pass off Diet Pepsi as Diet Coke- 178 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,218 Can we hurry this up? 179 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,637 - There's my favorite pussy. - [Malice and Chessure] Yay! 180 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,723 Oh, and Chessure's here to. 181 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,726 - [squeals] Jeremy! - Here you go, my darling. 182 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:23,480 Some dumb lady was selling these on the ground by the highway. 183 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,815 Now, why is a smokin' hot, filthy rich New God slumming it 184 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,776 in a tenement house like this? 185 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,236 Um, well, surprise! 186 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:34,783 I rented out this disgusting bar and hired actors to play poor people. 187 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,659 Jesus fucking Christ. 188 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,453 Oh! You mean like role-play? 189 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:41,581 You saucy minx, you put this together for me? 190 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,083 I sure did! [giggling] 191 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,418 Oh, I'm so turned on right now. 192 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,421 Rub my balls and tell me how Brexit actually helps minorities. 193 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,091 Hey, Malice, we need more ice in the urinals. 194 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,094 - It helps Joe focus his stream. - Right away, sir! 195 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,930 See, that's my character. A server in this shit hole. 196 00:09:56,930 --> 00:10:01,601 Oh, this is fun. Okay, okay. Okay. My character again is the health inspector, 197 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,561 and I'm about to shut this place down. 198 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,313 [Noonan gasps] 199 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,775 Why did you do that? He was like... he was a great actor! 200 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,777 Hmm. I can taste the fear. 201 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,696 It's almost like it's carbonated. 202 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:15,490 Server, grab me the hottest seltzer you've got so I can stiff you. 203 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,617 - [Malice grunts] - Because tipping promotes laziness. 204 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:21,037 Damn, I never thought I'd meet a person that's too evil, even for me. 205 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,832 - [health inspector] Hello! - Oh, shit! 206 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,835 Don't look so surprised. I'm a city worker in Gotham. 207 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,795 You think nobody's tried to kill me before? 208 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:32,882 So you're immortal, and you decided to be a health inspector? 209 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,468 Of course! It's a government job! 210 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,137 You have those for life. 211 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,306 It's a great pension, too. Not that I'll ever see it. 212 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,100 Now, where were we? 213 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,318 [Bane] I will now show you how to descend 214 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,447 into the bowels of my childhood home. 215 00:10:55,447 --> 00:11:00,368 [Bane grunts and groans] 216 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:06,041 Now follow those maneuvers exactly or you shell perish! 217 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,667 You ready to take the leap, babe? 218 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,336 I'm standing up here an orphan. 219 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,588 But down there, I'm gonna be a, uh... 220 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,341 - What's the opposite of an orphan? - I don't know. 221 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,217 Let's go find out. 222 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:19,721 [Bane] Be careful of the... Watch out for the... 223 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,473 You must make sure to... 224 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,686 Or I guess I'll just go fuck myself. 225 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,522 This place is exactly how I remembered. 226 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,025 The unforgiving stone wall. 227 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,694 The smell of trepidation. 228 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,365 A giant flat-screen TV! Wait. What? 229 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,368 Hello Villigans Family. 230 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,120 It's your Work Mom, Helen Villigan. 231 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,664 Sweet shit! Villigans owns The Pit? 232 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,792 Wow, they really have their mitts in everything. 233 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,544 I'm just here to remind you to keep up the good fun 234 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,923 because here at Villigans, we don't call it work. 235 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,759 We call it fun! [laughs] 236 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:01,971 Trogg, Zombie, and Bird! My old crew. 237 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:05,558 You're still smearing feces on the walls just to feel something? 238 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,811 Do you know my mom? Her name is Rebecca Chen. 239 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,479 She looks like me, but older, I think. 240 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,564 I don't know because she never bothered to reach out to me 241 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,401 - even though I saved her life-- - [Bane] What the fuck? 242 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,237 [workers groan] 243 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:21,991 It kind of puts a damper on that one-hour free shipping dealio. 244 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,868 - [Baby Doll] Great work, ma'am! - [Helen] Miss. 245 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,995 Miss, wright. Great work, Miss. 246 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,456 The new distribution center is aces. 247 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,042 There's no cheaper labor than free, right? 248 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:34,087 Am I right? [cackles] 249 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,506 - Shut up! - Copy that, ma'am. Miss. 250 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:39,259 It's fine for now, but once I secure the device, 251 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,845 this will all be irrelevant. 252 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,471 [alert beeping] 253 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:46,933 Oh, looks like we have a little situation. 254 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:51,563 Look at what you have done to my brethren, you succubus of capitalism! 255 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:56,443 [Bane grunts and yells] 256 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,446 Now, Bane, you're going to have to pay for that. 257 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,365 Shall I use the card ending in 2147? 258 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:06,286 Holy shit! That is my debit card. 259 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,830 If these are actors, how are they coming back to life? 260 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,623 Even Bruce Forsyth isn't that good. 261 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,293 Um, well, surprise! 262 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,295 The actors are actually robots, 263 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,173 so you can really get your Westworld on. 264 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,758 You went to all that expense and effort 265 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,718 to create this robot-laden dive bar for my enjoyment? 266 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,803 The only thing hotter than that is me right now. 267 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,847 Hey! Hey! That was my drink! 268 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,474 - [Jeremy grunts] - [man groans] 269 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,142 - [winces] - [grunts] 270 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,352 Ugh. 271 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,271 - Ah! You tiki-torch- - wielding motherfucker! 272 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,444 [sobbing] 273 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,904 My baby brother! 274 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,490 Ugh. Why is this not turning me on? 275 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:47,202 - No, you don't need-- - No shirt, no shoes, no pulse. 276 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,330 Hey, trust me. This is a game you don't wanna play. 277 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,748 What are you gonna do, old man? 278 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,583 I'm gonna kill you with this finger. 279 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,335 Oh, I'd like to see that. 280 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,087 [gunshot] 281 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,841 Oh, right. The "hell won't take him" thing. 282 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,635 Whoa! Not bad. 283 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,512 Listen, if you're ever looking for a steady job, 284 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,097 you might consider the Health Department. 285 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,556 Now, where were we? 286 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,851 Oh, yes, the end of your pathetic life. 287 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,813 - Stop! He'll die! - Oh, I know how it works, kitten. 288 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:18,233 You murder the robots for sport and sexual gratification. 289 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:21,403 They're not robots. I lied. Okay? This is all real! 290 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:25,156 [chuckling] Are you mad? Next thing you'll tell me is you really work here. 291 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:31,371 Helen Villigan, you're the new head of the League of Shadows? 292 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,456 No, pumpkin. I bought this place from them. 293 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,126 I needed a large warehouse and cheap labor. 294 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,545 And what's better than a pit full of criminals? 295 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,380 Impossible! 296 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,924 The League of Shadows is a sacred order with an ancient code. 297 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:46,761 - So was their accounting system. Zing! - [both laugh] 298 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:50,306 - Sick burn, ma'am. I mean Miss. - That will be all, Baby Doll. 299 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:54,019 - We're here for one reason- - [Helen and Golden Glider] to rescue your mother. 300 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:57,105 - How do you know that? - I know everything about everyone. 301 00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,900 You see, Villigans isn't a chain restaurant/ global eCommerce/ 302 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,571 privatized prison system, we're really a data business. 303 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,073 - Oh, come on, pick a lane! - Smart to diversify. 304 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:11,911 Well, we are in the murder-you- if-you-don't-give-me-my-mother business. 305 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,913 Ooh! You mean this woman? 306 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,375 What do you want now? Leave me alone! [moans and thuds] 307 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,545 - [Golden Glider gasps] Mom! - [Bane] Becca! 308 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,797 [Golden Glider screams, groans] 309 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,257 Babe! 310 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,093 You did this to her. 311 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,220 No, no, she came with the place. 312 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,014 I don't care why any of these folks are here, 313 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:33,892 but if they weren't monsters, they wouldn't be in The Pit. 314 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:39,647 - [Helen cackles] - Oh, no, Chuck, Bane, take cover! 315 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:43,818 Aah! You're going to regret this, Helen. 316 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:47,322 Oh, sweetie, powers don't work down here. 317 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:50,909 Well, what about gadgets? Kite belt! 318 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,535 [Golden Glider gasps] 319 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:56,081 [Kite Man] Oh! Whoa! Uh oh. Ooh! I think I hit that bat. 320 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,208 Emergency security protocol engaged. 321 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,669 [Golden Glider] Chuck! [gasps] What did you do? 322 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:05,131 [workers chanting] We don't call it work. We call it fun. 323 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,468 [all grunting] 324 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,637 [Bane] Oh, look at these wimps! 325 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,139 They are so weak, you cannot just kill one. 326 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,100 It's like evil Lay's potato chips. 327 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,559 You know what someone needs to invent? 328 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,520 A thing that takes all the little broken chips 329 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,272 and reforms them into a new chip. Ow! 330 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,359 Holy shit, you really are my best friend! 331 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,986 I've been saying that for years! 332 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:31,116 [grunting] 333 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,368 [groaning] Uh, babe, a little help? 334 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:36,121 She's right there. She's so close! 335 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,833 - [Bane] My love, I am coming! - Nice. 336 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,254 [Bane yelps] 337 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:48,174 - [Bane groans] - [electricity crackles] 338 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,553 Oh, it's okay. I got you, Mom. I got you! 339 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,180 Now let's get the fudge out of here. 340 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,682 I know your mom's unconscious, 341 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,517 but I'm still keeping the swears to a minimum 342 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,145 - because I love the sugar out of you. - [grunts] 343 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,359 [Bane] Trogg! That is a really nice rock, 344 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,154 - but I don't know how we'll get it ho- oh! - [all scream] 345 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,866 [grunting] 346 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:16,036 Ah! Whoa! [groans] 347 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,038 Oh. No! 348 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,707 No, no, no, no! This is not how it ends. 349 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:24,210 We are not going to die here after getting so close! 350 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,046 Bane, please help us! 351 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,547 But they are my friends! 352 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:31,885 Uh, I think your friends are long gone, Bane. 353 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:35,680 [Bane yelling] 354 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,433 Fly free, little birdy! 355 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:44,856 Hey, Zombie, this will hurt me more than it hurts you. 356 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,068 Probably. 357 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,653 Now it is you who got his neck done! 358 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,699 [Bane groans] 359 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,412 - [Golden Glider gasps] - [Kite Man grunts] 360 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:06,252 [Bane] Arrows, blade, uh, darts, fire, blade? Blade! 361 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,588 [all yelp] 362 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,675 It is hard to even imagine 363 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,552 this is the same place I learned to walk. 364 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,430 - Over a dying man's scrotum. - What are you-- 365 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,349 [Bane] Scoreboard! 366 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:22,769 - [Kite Man grunts] Thanks! - [Bane grunts] 367 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,562 [Jeremy] I should have known you had a job. 368 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,314 You were looking a little working class, 369 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,066 and by that I mean chubby. 370 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:31,861 So you only liked me 'cause I was independently wealthy? 371 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,447 I'm so glad you understand. 372 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,449 I'll never forget the time we promised a hot meal 373 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,202 to two homeless people if they fought, and then we just killed them anyway. 374 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,538 [chuckles] Oh, good times. 375 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,165 What is this feeling I'm feeling? 376 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,500 I think it's called a feeling. 377 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,919 Ugh, I can't believe I let this happen. 378 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,005 Look, you got dickmatized by a piece of shit. 379 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,298 Been there. I used to date Rumpelstiltskin. 380 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:56,052 You know, I've been around a long time and been on the wrong side of many wars 381 00:18:56,052 --> 00:19:00,807 so believe me when I say that guy, you dodged a bullet. 382 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,475 - So you're not cross with me? - Nope. 383 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,893 [Dubelz] I am furious. 384 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:07,230 You're the reason my baby brother's dead. 385 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,732 My bro. 386 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:12,527 Look at how he massacred my bro! [sobbing] 387 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,154 Again, I know you've got a lot on your plate, 388 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,614 but um, you know what I'm gonna say. 389 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,325 I have no boyfriend. I have no money. 390 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,494 I've been waxing my own eyebrows. 391 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,288 This is all I have left. 392 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:26,666 I won't let you shut this place down! 393 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,543 [Golden Glider] Oh! Thank you, Bane! 394 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:31,129 I am so sorry I ever doubted you. 395 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,839 You doubted me? 396 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,300 - Oh, yeah. Big time. - Uh... Okay. 397 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:41,014 Well, now we just have to cover thousands of miles of ruthless, unforgiving terrain. 398 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,349 - What? - Thousands of miles? 399 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,017 Well, what else are we going to do? 400 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:47,354 We are banned from the only airline who flies here. 401 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,439 Through no fault of my own, by the way. 402 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,608 Damn it. I was really hoping I'd be more helpful. 403 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,902 Stupid, useless, winding weapons! 404 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,906 [all screaming] 405 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,075 You did it, babe! 406 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,868 Oh, I love you so much, 407 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,537 I could eat your face with a spoon right now. 408 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:08,708 Hell, yeah. I... think? 409 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,378 Are we finally on? Jesus Christ, Baby Doll. 410 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:15,215 - You cannot smoke in here. - [Baby Doll] Oh, sorry, ma'am. 411 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,008 Okay, we're back. 412 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,803 Oh, they're gone. Well, no matter. 413 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:23,556 They've given me quite the idea. 414 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:36,111 Congratulations, young lady. I'm giving you a "D." 415 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,404 Minus. 416 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,532 Ladies and gentlemen, we got her. 417 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:42,200 Hey, you found your mom. Cool. 418 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,327 Well, nothing interesting happened while you were gone. 419 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,578 - So- - I have a dick now. 420 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,372 That's me and my dead brother's dick. 421 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,124 - You're just a squatter! - Squatter? 422 00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:50,625 - [both yell] - [Sixpack retches] 423 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,211 Yep. Just how we left it. 424 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,296 Ah, let's get Mom upstairs. 425 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,549 She's obviously very tired. 426 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,226 [phone buzzing] 427 00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,728 Go for Bane. 428 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:13,648 Oh, Carol from Villigans Air customer service. 429 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,985 You are about to meet your reckoning! 430 00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,904 - Now we should get some sleep. - You know, I think I'm gonna stay out here 431 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,948 - in case she wakes up. - 10-4 babe. 432 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:25,702 Babe, thanks for making our first trip together so great. 433 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,746 Mmm. Aw. 434 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:35,462 [Baby Doll] I'm not out of order, you're out of order, mister! 435 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:38,381 - [Judge] Baby, my chambers. - Sustained! 436 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,259 [announcer] Love that Baby will be back after this message from Pitigans. 437 00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:44,220 Uh, no, not the gas again. 438 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,264 - Mommy? - You stay away. 439 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,683 - You're safe! - Get away from me! 440 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:51,686 Mommy! It's me. Your daughter. 441 00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:55,940 Lisa! Oh, I never thought I'd see you again. 442 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,109 [sniffles] Here I am. 443 00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:02,781 Here we are, back in each other's lives for good this time. 444 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,409 [whispers] Fuck.