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Well, if you have
to be on the run
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from two of the most ruthless
villains in the world,
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never hurts to see the words,
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"Free breakfast."
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"Free Continental breakfast."
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Hey, remind me
on what continent
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they eat this trash
for breakfast?
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Okay.
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How about we sit and enjoy
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our sour cream parfaits?
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[sniffing]
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[tense music playing]
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[sighs] We should
go back to Noonan's.
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Babe, that's the first place
Lex and Helen will look.
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Plus, this is fun.
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We're on the run,
like Bonnie and Clyde.
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- That's ridiculous.
- [chuckles]
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You are such a Clyde.
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Yeah. I say we lay low,
let tempers cool,
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then reach out to Lex
and Helen on our terms.
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Ask them what they'd
give us for it.
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Fuck, no! With this,
I can control my powers.
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We don't have to answer
to anybody anymore.
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No doubt.
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All I'm saying is,
we don't exactly know
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what this briefcase thing is.
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And while it's super cool
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that you can totally control
your powers now,
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that there might be
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side effects
we aren't considering.
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Maybe mood related.
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Oh, no. Uh, not quite
finished with that.
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[tense music playing]
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[Kite Man gasps]
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[screaming]
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[Kite Man] Whoa! Babe!
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[Golden Glider] There's
something creepy
about those guys, Chuck.
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They wanted the briefcase.
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All right. Well, maybs still
a smidge of an overreact-sh.
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- [cell phone ringing]
- Uh, babe,
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I know we're not
answering to anyone,
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but I feel like
we should take this.
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- It's Noonan.
- FIne.
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And next time, there better
be yogurt down here!
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And some eggs
fucking Benedict!
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[exclaims] Stop it.
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[Noonan] All right.
I did some digging.
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When you open the case,
is there something inside?
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- Yeah.
- Good.
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- Does it glow? Okay.
- Yeah.
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When you look at it,
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do you see the struggle
of chaos over empathy?
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The all-knowing
and the unknowable?
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The faint shrieks
of the damned
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ringing in the caverns
of your soul?
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Uh... yeah.
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What you have is definitely
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the Anti-Life Equation.
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- The what?
- [Noonan] The most feared
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weapon in the universe.
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They say it bestows
the power to enslave minds.
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That there's no telling
what it does
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to whoever holds it.
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- [Kite Man] Okie-doke.
- [Noonan] Listen...
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bad people
are looking for that.
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If you got somewhere to hide,
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I suggest you go there.
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I think I know just the place.
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A resort and spa?
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[Kite Man] Babe, here we can
be on the run for our lives
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and have a relaxing,
couple's getaway.
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Plus, I trust the owner.
He's an old friend.
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Kite Man!
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Damn good to see you!
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♪ Hell yeah! ♪
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[Gus] So glad you're back
together, Fables.
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And I forgot how much
I love that outfit.
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Yeah, feels good.
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That cockroach Insect Queen
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scurried into her
cocoon real fast
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once I got my body back.
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Thanks for throwing me
the party.
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Of course. I love throwing
re-capitation parties.
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This party is lifting
my spirits,
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which had been crushed
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after I did not win
Sexiest Villain.
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Well, I suppose you could say
you're technically
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the second sexiest.
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Oh! Well, I haven't
thought of that.
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Second sexiest
is the first un-sexiest.
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[Bane groans]
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Back in business, huh?
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Let's just say I got some
killing to catch up on.
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But first, gonna
kill these glutes
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in my Bangin' Booty class.
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Give my legs their
"damn" back.
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[Moe] Yeah, must be nice
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to do a workout class
or, you know, walk.
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Hold up. Anybody else
feel that?
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I think a super fucking
ungrateful breeze
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- just blew through.
- Oh. Wow.
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So I'm supposed to, what,
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thank you after you blew
my shot with Insect Queen?
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She was gonna eat you,
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- you dumb motherfucker!
- Says you.
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You're welcome.
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You're just jealous
she was so into me.
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Y'all hearing this shit?
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Go on, bears.
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Lick that half naked ingrate
out of that honey.
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Oh, sure! Walk away!
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Got your body back, suddenly
you're too good for Moe!
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[Frank] This is the most
premier, high-end resort
in the country.
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We got fresh air for days.
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- Is that a nuclear power plant?
- You're damn right it is.
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That's how I got
the land so cheap.
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Smart. This place
is gorgeous, Frank.
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[laughs] Thanks.
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I provide Gotham's
rich and famous
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with an exclusive
private getaway.
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Hey, now look here,
don't worry.
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I got you off the books.
Our highest level of privacy.
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I understand
you got a little trinket
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that some bad peeps want.
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Sure do.
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Bit of a Catch Twenty Dos,
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can't let it fall
into the wrong hands.
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Can't keep it in our hands.
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It's turned my cuddly,
snuggle bear
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into a bit of a grizzly,
murder bear.
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So, yeah, still noodling
on how we get rid of it.
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No, we are not.
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Well, you can trust the old
Frank there, snuggle bear.
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I'll keep it quiet.
And while you're here
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enjoy a massage, a sauna,
rent bikes, whatever you want.
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You know Frank got you, baby.
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Mom?
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Ooh, bike ride and picnic
around the nuke plant
could be fun.
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[Bane grunts]
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[phone vibrates]
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'Splode my mother!
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- Are you kidding me?
- What is it?
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Lex and Helen want
to meet with me privately.
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Saying it's super important.
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The hell, you think they want?
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Isn't it obvious?
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They want Bane
at the big boy table.
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I thought you said Lex Luthor
treated you like rubbish.
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Um, no. I said "garbage."
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But that was before Helen.
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She knows a supervillain
when she sees one.
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She clearly convinced Lex
that I'm worthy of respect.
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Uh-huh...
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But, do not worry.
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I will not forget
about you guys.
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You will all have minor jobs
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at my supervillain
'ministration.
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- Ugh.
- Thank you, I guess.
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Yeah, right,
I'm holding my breath.
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Um, Fables,
is that a friend of yours?
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Goddamn it!
Goldilocks got out?
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Do you want some cigarettes?
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Cigarettes are too smokey.
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Right. Um, Fables...
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Ugh! I forgot
how annoying she is.
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All right, you golden
little shit, back in the book.
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Hmph! I don't want to.
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Come on, in the book.
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Um, looks like the little lady
does not want to go, Fables.
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Maybe you should let her
stay for a bit?
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Then somebody's
gotta watch her.
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I'm late for Bangin' Booty.
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Then I'm getting
my nails done.
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- Oh, hell no. [chuckles]
- I'm not a fuckin' babysitter.
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Fine! Then you're
babysitting, Bane.
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[Goldilocks] Yay!
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[sputters] Well, the thing is,
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I am not great with kids.
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Happy birthday, Liam.
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What... what is this?
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[Bane] Hm. It is despair.
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Um, I was hoping for a swan?
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Despair is what comes
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when we do not get
the things we hope for.
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[crying]
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Okay! Um...
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Perhaps anguish?
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Uh, misery?
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Or... or a poodle?
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So, yeah.
Not really a babysitter.
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Hmm.
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I suppose I could keep an eye
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for a short bit.
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- Bye.
- But do not forget.
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I have got my big
Lex and Helen thing later.
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So...
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[Frank] Hey! Hey, of course,
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our pool with full-service
cabanas and swim-up bar.
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[cheering]
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Yeah, yeah, I see you!
[chuckles]
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We're also the premiere
bachelorette party destination.
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It says SPF 40.
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But it's more like SPF 69.
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[laughing]
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I just had three moles
removed, so...
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Georgia O'Keefe's
great-granddaughter, Amber,
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is getting married
next weekend.
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Amber, I am so happy for you.
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No, I just-- Seriously?
You deserve it.
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Second time is the charm.
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This is pretty wild.
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[Amber] Oh, hey!
The stripper's here!
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You gonna lose
that suit or what?
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Yeah! Come on, green bean.
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Show us what you got!
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Oh, uh, no,
actually, not a stripper.
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Just here on some
serious business.
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With his serious girlfriend.
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Ooh, "Serious girlfriend."
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Sounds serious.
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[mockingly] Yeah, well it is.
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[normal voice]
We live together.
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Ooh! She lives
with a stripper!
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Okay, now, ladies,
I'm very flattered...
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Oh, you're flattered?
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Not at all flattered.
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Anyway, hope
it's a lovely wedding.
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Forget ice skates.
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Take it off!
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[laughs]
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Forget me?
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Oh, I don't think so.
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[screams]
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[Golden Glider]
Where ya goin', ladies?
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The party's just starting.
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Come on, don't run!
It's Amber's weekend.
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Let's pick out some
bridesmaid dresses,
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you trash bags!
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Holy shitballs! Code red!
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I need some cabana staff
out here, stat!
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Ladies, take it easy.
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- Everything's gonna be cool.
- [popping loudly]
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- Ooh!
- Oh!
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- Babe, babe! Calm down, please.
- [Frank] That's fucked up!
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Now, come on. Just calm down.
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[sighs] Now they'll
never forget me.
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I don't know
what the fuck that was,
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but I can't have you coming
in here, melting my customers.
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Absolutely, Frank.
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Ixnay on the elting-may
of the ustomers-kay.
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You have my word.
Won't happen again.
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- Right, babe?
- [muffled] I don't know.
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And you can take
that to the bank.
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You got one night
and that's it.
255
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,925
I'll take you to your bungalow.
256
00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,552
But in the morning,
you are out of here.
257
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,637
Okay. Yeah.
No, I guess that's fair.
258
00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,514
[sighs] After you, Glider.
259
00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:19,601
God damn it.
I'm probably gonna have
to comp that O'Keefe room.
260
00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,227
- You got Frank fucked up.
- [sighs]
261
00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,064
[Bane] Oh, my God!
262
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,358
Do not go shopping
with Goldilocks.
263
00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:29,819
That was a day at the mall
I'd like to forget.
264
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,655
"This one's too tight,
this one's too lose..."
265
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,866
Jesus Christ!
Pick a fucking dress!
266
00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,201
Particular, ain't she?
267
00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,952
- Do you want something?
- A milkshake.
268
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:41,164
I cannot believe
Fables is not back.
269
00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,499
Can you watch Goldie?
270
00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,710
Hey! This stool is too wobbly.
271
00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,254
- Forget it.
- I made a business plan
272
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,547
for Lex and Helen.
273
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,841
With some sweet
graphs and charts.
274
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,761
You know, for when
we join forces.
275
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,971
Anyway, I want
to go print it out.
276
00:09:56,971 --> 00:10:00,100
[Goldilocks] This milkshake
is too cold.
277
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:00,892
Half-hour, tops.
278
00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:04,145
This milkshake is too hot.
279
00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,398
How can a milkshake
be too hot?
280
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,191
I hate this bloody cunt.
281
00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,859
Language!
282
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,404
Come on, Goldie. Let's go.
283
00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:14,197
PO Boxes and So Forth
284
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,907
closes in 20 minute!
285
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,076
[slurping]
286
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,327
[sighs]
287
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:27,252
Hello. I am in a rush
and I need to print
a 37-page--
288
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,336
Just a moment, sir.
289
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,088
Hey, kiddo.
290
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,923
I bet you'd like a lollipop.
291
00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,050
- No, no, no, you don't want--
- Yucky!
292
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:37,178
This lollipop is too sweet.
293
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,763
Goddamnit!
294
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,683
Okay. Well, let me see
if I have another one.
295
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,351
Really not necessary.
296
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,478
- Again, up against
the clock here.
- Ugh!
297
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,106
This one is too sour.
298
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,941
I want full-color collated...
299
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,736
Oh, maybe I have
one more option.
300
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,487
And I need it,
like, yesterday.
301
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,241
This one is just right.
302
00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,993
Aw, good!
303
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,370
Now, I'm sorry, sir,
but we're closing.
304
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,830
Perhaps you can
come back tomorrow?
305
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,290
[sputtering] What?
306
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:08,209
That is what I was entirely
trying to avoid
307
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,377
with my urgency!
308
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:14,174
These store hours
will be your reckoning!
309
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:20,221
You are lucky I am with child.
310
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,359
Hey, Kite Man, join me.
311
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,197
Thanks, bud. And I insist
I'm paying for this.
312
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,741
No shit, you're paying for it.
It's gonna cost me a fortune
313
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,826
to fix everything
your girlfriend broke.
314
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,703
[sighs] Yeah, I...
315
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,829
I'm sorry, Frank.
316
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,373
Mm-hm. It's not your fault.
317
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,291
Good to see you
found somebody, man.
318
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,835
I always thought you had
a raw deal in the Ivy thing.
319
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,671
Well, it was for the best,
320
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,339
but I'm kind of feeling
321
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,175
like I'm about to be
a two-time loser in love.
322
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,802
Glider hasn't been
the same
323
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,345
since she got this
Anti-life Equation.
324
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,639
Mm-hm. Once you get
that kind of power,
325
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,682
that shit goes to your head.
326
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,350
It's so weird.
327
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,102
It's gotten inside her brain
but doesn't do anything to me.
328
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,853
Speaking of,
"Don't do anything,"
329
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:09,854
where's your fucking kite?
330
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,356
I traded it for a power
331
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,525
that turned me into
a world-class a-hole.
332
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:17,654
If it wasn't for Glider,
I'd still be "Beast Mode."
333
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,739
As soon as she saved me,
I knew right then
334
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,200
I never wanted another power.
335
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,076
No, thanks.
336
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,536
[chuckles] Well, there it is.
337
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,954
- What?
- She wants control.
338
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,706
Briefcase makes her
a control freak.
339
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,583
You don't want nothing,
so it does nothing to you.
340
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,085
Huh.
341
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,713
I have got to get her
back to herself.
342
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,464
I mean, it is kind of tricky
343
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,967
dating someone
who kills indiscriminately
344
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:42,387
and can enslave the minds
of all living beings.
345
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,682
Hm. So that's why so many
villains want that briefcase.
346
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,309
Yep, and I'm afraid
of what they'll do with it.
347
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,729
But then again,
we sure can't keep it.
348
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,647
Yeah, real pickle
you got there.
349
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,357
[slurping]
350
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:57,569
Well, I should probs get
a little shut eye.
Thanks, Frank.
351
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,487
Sleep well, Kite Man.
352
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,408
There is still no sign
353
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,910
- of Kite Man and Golden Glider.
- Really?
354
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,163
I thought your precious
all-knowing algorithm
355
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,414
would have found them by now.
356
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,082
Oh, have you tried
unplugging it
357
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,167
and then plugging it back in?
358
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,169
I don't care for your sarcasm.
359
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,962
Perhaps you should leave
the villainy to a professional.
360
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,756
Like it or not, Luthor,
361
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,549
if we want
to find the briefcase,
362
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,092
we have to work together.
363
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,093
For now.
364
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,928
That's why I summoned Bane.
365
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,263
He's easily manipulated
366
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,931
and will certainly
lead us to Kite Man.
367
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,059
- You're welcome.
- And what if he can't?
368
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:30,894
- Then we kill him.
- [doors slam]
369
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,520
What is up, team?
370
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,440
Look, I hope you have
a good A/V set up
371
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,734
- because I couldn't print--
- Bane.
372
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,860
I didn't know you had a--
373
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,613
Oh, no, just baby-sitting.
374
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,323
This is Goldilocks.
375
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,783
Do not worry.
376
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,534
It'll be like
she's not even here.
377
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,329
Well, sweetie, how about
you find a place to sit
378
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,081
- while the grown-ups talk?
- Bane,
379
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,999
this may be
the most important--
380
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:57,504
This seat is too soft.
381
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,715
Goldie, can you just move
to another one?
382
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,008
- [humming]
- Bane,
383
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,427
the balance of power
in the universe--
384
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,055
This seat is too hard.
385
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,848
For fuck's sake,
put a muzzle on that kid.
386
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,266
Well, hold up, Lex.
387
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,602
I don't think we need
the harsh language.
388
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:15,647
I agree. Why don't you find
another seat, sweetheart?
389
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,566
Bane, you're going to give
us the location of Kite Man--
390
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,236
This seat is too high.
391
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,654
- Jesus Christ!
- You know what,
392
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:23,905
you spoiled little shit?
393
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,532
I paid a lot for these couches.
394
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,326
You will not talk to her
in that manner!
395
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,869
We'll talk to that brat
however we want.
396
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,539
"Brat"? How dare you?
397
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,873
She knows what she wants
398
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,542
and will not settle
for something
399
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,960
that is not just right.
400
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,421
A lesson I should have
learned long ago.
401
00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:43,591
- I pass on your offer.
- We made no offer.
402
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,176
- [Bane yells]
- Jesus!
403
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,220
Come on, Goldie.
We're leaving.
404
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,681
[Goldilocks] Mr. Bane,
405
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:53,226
- you're just right.
- Aw.
406
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,438
You're not going anywhere
until you tell us
where Golden--
407
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,356
That won't be necessary.
408
00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,649
Excuse me?
409
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,359
Look at that, Lex.
410
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,695
Seems it's time for
the professionals
411
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,904
to take charge.
412
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,574
- [groans]
- I don't call it work.
413
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,826
I call it fun.
414
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,911
[laughs]
415
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,041
"Calm down." Why would he
want me to calm down?
416
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,584
Other people
need to calm down.
417
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,877
I'm doing great.
418
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,337
I mean,
do I feel a little weird?
419
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,296
Yeah, maybe.
420
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,381
But also,
I have never felt better.
421
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,884
[Rebecca] You've never
been better.
422
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:29,012
- Mom...
- Our time has arrived, Lisa.
423
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,473
We've been
laughed at, forgotten,
424
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,558
- abandoned.
- You abandoned me.
425
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,268
I made you strong.
426
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,021
But we were not made
for this world, you and I.
427
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,607
- We weren't?
- That's why I left, darling.
428
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,234
Why I went searching
for the one thing
429
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,236
that could make us whole.
430
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,614
And you found it.
431
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,616
The thing that would
make all the pain
432
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,034
and the loneliness worth it.
433
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,078
The thing that would finally
give you control.
434
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,496
I can control it now.
435
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:58,041
And we are now more powerful
than all of them.
436
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,585
We can rule
as mother and daughter.
437
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,212
But what about Chuck?
438
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:05,340
Chuck? Don't you mean
Beast Mode?
439
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,592
Don't buy
the nice guy routine.
440
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,052
You've seen the real him.
441
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:12,764
He's in the way
of everything you want.
442
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,725
Mom?
443
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,060
Uh, yeah, babe?
444
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,104
Uh, we should prob
get some zzz's, huh?
445
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:22,565
Chuck, are you in the way
of everything I want?
446
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,817
I'm sorry. What now?
447
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,568
Don't be.
448
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,697
We could be the most powerful
villain couple in the universe.
449
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,448
Enslaving the minds of--
450
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,243
Okay, okay, babe,
I'm gonna have to use
one of my timeouts here.
451
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,495
I think the Equation
is going to your head.
452
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,623
And quite frankly, I'm tired
of being polite about it.
453
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,417
[scoffs] Oh, really?
454
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,710
You're starting to sound
like someone
455
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,379
who'd like to have
his mind enslaved.
456
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,464
- Huh?
- [both grunt]
457
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,134
- The hell?
- [Frank chuckles]
458
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,176
Sorry, Kite Man.
459
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,928
Frank! You sold us out?
460
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,346
You bastard!
461
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,932
Hey, I'm a plant.
I always lean toward the sun.
462
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,394
And by sun, I mean a huge
bag of Helen Villigan's money.
463
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,729
[laughs]
464
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,732
How is it we keep running
into each other?
465
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,278
I did not consent
to this lick-down.
466
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,571
Okay, keep talking.
467
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,281
I'll send you back
to that bottomless
468
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,116
breadstick factory
you came from,
469
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,284
you ungrateful meatball.
470
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,577
I'm ungrateful?
471
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,954
I let your head take up
space on my body
472
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,414
rent-free there, Mother Goose.
473
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:22,709
- You miserable...
- You insufferable...
474
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,753
Gorgeous, sexy bastard.
475
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,838
I've missed you, baby.
476
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,089
- Mm...
- Ah...
477
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,633
[Bane] Ooh, good!
478
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,719
Your mommy and, uh...
479
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,179
step-Moe are...
480
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,972
- [bears grunt]
- [Bane] Well...
481
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,807
Maybe let's cover your eyes.
482
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,184
[kissing noises]
483
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,727
Uh, and mine too.
484
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,520
Well, isn't that touching?
485
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,106
Yeah, I'd say that's a lot
of touching, all right.
486
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,734
- [meows]
- [vomits]
487
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,028
[Helen] It's over,
Golden Glider.
488
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,405
Give us
the Anti-life Equation.
489
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,741
- Fuck off.
- There's no sense in fighting.
490
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,951
You can't enslave
the minds of robots.
491
00:17:56,951 --> 00:18:00,246
And by the time you melt
their hafnium carbide armor,
492
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,540
- Kite Man will be dead.
- [Kite Man gulps]
493
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,710
So hand it over
and we'll all go home.
494
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,837
Babe, as much as I want
to get rid of this thing,
495
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,757
I feel like giving it
to Helen is a bad idea.
496
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,051
No shit! Any good ideas?
497
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:16,304
Maybe get the hell
out of here?
498
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,848
Okay. It's something.
Let's do it.
499
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:27,857
[grunts]
500
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,109
[clanging]
501
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,235
[grunts]
502
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,194
- [clangs]
- [grunts]
503
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,654
Hell yeah, Chuck!
504
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,572
Disc-golf skills have many
applications, babe.
505
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,868
[grunts]
506
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,789
- [strains]
- Fuck!
507
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,583
I would, babe, but usually
like to be on top of the bed.
508
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,418
[laughs]
509
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,961
That was pretty good, babe.
510
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,337
Now run for the door!
511
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,641
Damn it!
Get me that briefcase.
512
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:03,893
[grunts]
513
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,355
Ugh! They're still here?
514
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,735
Amber, this stripper is so--
515
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,695
[all scream]
516
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,370
[groans]
517
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:26,666
[grunts]
518
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,963
Unless they're working
on their backhand, babe,
519
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,381
this won't hold them for long.
520
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,716
[strains, grunts]
521
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,802
But I've got an idea.
522
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,596
- What is it?
- I shouldn't say
it out loud, babe,
523
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,724
but it rhymes with
puke-ular sour chant.
524
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,267
What? Oh!
525
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,643
Okay, good call.
526
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,191
Where the hell are they going?
527
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,359
After them!
528
00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,866
Chuck, this is brilliant.
529
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:03,203
From here I can vaporize
them all in one shot.
530
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,829
Show Helen
who's in charge now.
531
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,749
Uh, babe, that's not
exactly what I was thinking.
532
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,754
I think we should chuck
that thing into the reactor.
533
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:13,922
Are you kidding me?
534
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:17,634
No! I'd sooner chuck you
into the reactor, Chuck.
535
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:21,012
Babe, I made a mistake
when I got a power.
536
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,014
It took me to a bad place.
537
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,558
But you never gave up on me.
538
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,978
I know it might not
feel like it,
539
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,481
but the same thing
is happening to you.
540
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,566
The Equation
is corrupting you.
541
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:37,028
It wants to destroy us
and everything we love.
542
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,530
Probably even pizza.
543
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,866
So, you want me to give up
control of my powers?
544
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:45,120
The thing that's made me
feel stronger than I ever have
545
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,705
in my entire life?
546
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,373
I won't do it.
547
00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:00,218
I will never stop
fighting for you.
548
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,386
Don't.
549
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,893
- Babe... Fine.
- Don't babe me, Chuck.
550
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:10,895
Huh-- Mm.
551
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,951
- [sizzles]
- [rumbling]
552
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:27,829
You feel that babe?
553
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,706
That kiss rumbled
because I threw
554
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,417
a little bonus emotion in it
and a little bit more tongue.
555
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,919
I don't think
that was the kiss, babe.
556
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,091
- Oh, shit. [exclaims]
- Hold on!
557
00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,568
Goddamn!
558
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,780
- [Kite Man] How do
you feel, babe?
- [sighs]
559
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,615
[Golden Glider]
Like myself again.
560
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,075
And kinda hungover.
561
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:06,534
We did it. [chuckles]
562
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,786
Should we go check it out?
563
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:12,916
Oh.
564
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,127
Hell, no.
565
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:19,964
[theme music playing]
566
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,785
♪ Hell yeah! ♪