1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:01,960 Well, if you have to be on the run 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,962 from two of the most ruthless villains in the world, 3 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:05,630 never hurts to see the words, 4 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:06,798 "Free breakfast." 5 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,967 "Free Continental breakfast." 6 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:11,136 Hey, remind me on what continent 7 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:12,971 they eat this trash for breakfast? 8 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,639 Okay. 9 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:16,266 How about we sit and enjoy 10 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,143 our sour cream parfaits? 11 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,144 [sniffing] 12 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,146 [tense music playing] 13 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:24,649 [sighs] We should go back to Noonan's. 14 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:27,193 Babe, that's the first place Lex and Helen will look. 15 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,486 Plus, this is fun. 16 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:30,655 We're on the run, like Bonnie and Clyde. 17 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:32,866 - That's ridiculous. - [chuckles] 18 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,451 You are such a Clyde. 19 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,870 Yeah. I say we lay low, let tempers cool, 20 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,289 then reach out to Lex and Helen on our terms. 21 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,665 Ask them what they'd give us for it. 22 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:44,252 Fuck, no! With this, I can control my powers. 23 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:46,588 We don't have to answer to anybody anymore. 24 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:47,756 No doubt. 25 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:50,050 All I'm saying is, we don't exactly know 26 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,676 what this briefcase thing is. 27 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:52,844 And while it's super cool 28 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:55,096 that you can totally control your powers now, 29 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:56,389 that there might be 30 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:57,766 side effects we aren't considering. 31 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,226 Maybe mood related. 32 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,896 Oh, no. Uh, not quite finished with that. 33 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,648 [tense music playing] 34 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:08,735 [Kite Man gasps] 35 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:11,696 [screaming] 36 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:13,490 [Kite Man] Whoa! Babe! 37 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:14,783 [Golden Glider] There's something creepy about those guys, Chuck. 38 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,409 They wanted the briefcase. 39 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:20,455 All right. Well, maybs still a smidge of an overreact-sh. 40 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,123 - [cell phone ringing] - Uh, babe, 41 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,625 I know we're not answering to anyone, 42 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,293 but I feel like we should take this. 43 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,795 - It's Noonan. - FIne. 44 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,297 And next time, there better be yogurt down here! 45 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:31,841 And some eggs fucking Benedict! 46 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:33,385 [exclaims] Stop it. 47 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:35,553 [Noonan] All right. I did some digging. 48 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:38,973 When you open the case, is there something inside? 49 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:40,308 - Yeah. - Good. 50 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:42,811 - Does it glow? Okay. - Yeah. 51 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,270 When you look at it, 52 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,356 do you see the struggle of chaos over empathy? 53 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,400 The all-knowing and the unknowable? 54 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,527 The faint shrieks of the damned 55 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,821 ringing in the caverns of your soul? 56 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:56,408 Uh... yeah. 57 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:59,035 What you have is definitely 58 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,495 the Anti-Life Equation. 59 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,414 - The what? - [Noonan] The most feared 60 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,416 weapon in the universe. 61 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:07,877 They say it bestows the power to enslave minds. 62 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:09,963 That there's no telling what it does 63 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,423 to whoever holds it. 64 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,091 - [Kite Man] Okie-doke. - [Noonan] Listen... 65 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,927 bad people are looking for that. 66 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:18,096 If you got somewhere to hide, 67 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,724 I suggest you go there. 68 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:25,562 I think I know just the place. 69 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,440 A resort and spa? 70 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,400 [Kite Man] Babe, here we can be on the run for our lives 71 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,652 and have a relaxing, couple's getaway. 72 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,113 Plus, I trust the owner. He's an old friend. 73 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,948 Kite Man! 74 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:38,700 Damn good to see you! 75 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,703 ♪ Hell yeah! ♪ 76 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:45,582 [Gus] So glad you're back together, Fables. 77 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:48,793 And I forgot how much I love that outfit. 78 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:51,004 Yeah, feels good. 79 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,464 That cockroach Insect Queen 80 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,132 scurried into her cocoon real fast 81 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,508 once I got my body back. 82 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,010 Thanks for throwing me the party. 83 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,679 Of course. I love throwing re-capitation parties. 84 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:03,183 This party is lifting my spirits, 85 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,726 which had been crushed 86 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:07,312 after I did not win Sexiest Villain. 87 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,981 Well, I suppose you could say you're technically 88 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,232 the second sexiest. 89 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:12,817 Oh! Well, I haven't thought of that. 90 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:15,737 Second sexiest is the first un-sexiest. 91 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,238 [Bane groans] 92 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,698 Back in business, huh? 93 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,159 Let's just say I got some killing to catch up on. 94 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,827 But first, gonna kill these glutes 95 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,079 in my Bangin' Booty class. 96 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,372 Give my legs their "damn" back. 97 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,915 [Moe] Yeah, must be nice 98 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,834 to do a workout class or, you know, walk. 99 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:31,836 Hold up. Anybody else feel that? 100 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:34,464 I think a super fucking ungrateful breeze 101 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,091 - just blew through. - Oh. Wow. 102 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,550 So I'm supposed to, what, 103 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,844 thank you after you blew my shot with Insect Queen? 104 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,429 She was gonna eat you, 105 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:43,014 - you dumb motherfucker! - Says you. 106 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,391 You're welcome. 107 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,350 You're just jealous she was so into me. 108 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,559 Y'all hearing this shit? 109 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:49,938 Go on, bears. 110 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,398 Lick that half naked ingrate out of that honey. 111 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,775 Oh, sure! Walk away! 112 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,486 Got your body back, suddenly you're too good for Moe! 113 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,661 [Frank] This is the most premier, high-end resort in the country. 114 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,539 We got fresh air for days. 115 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,125 - Is that a nuclear power plant? - You're damn right it is. 116 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,876 That's how I got the land so cheap. 117 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,379 Smart. This place is gorgeous, Frank. 118 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,880 [laughs] Thanks. 119 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,133 I provide Gotham's rich and famous 120 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,176 with an exclusive private getaway. 121 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:21,720 Hey, now look here, don't worry. 122 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,389 I got you off the books. Our highest level of privacy. 123 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,849 I understand you got a little trinket 124 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,183 that some bad peeps want. 125 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:28,226 Sure do. 126 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,894 Bit of a Catch Twenty Dos, 127 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:32,230 can't let it fall into the wrong hands. 128 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:34,232 Can't keep it in our hands. 129 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:36,568 It's turned my cuddly, snuggle bear 130 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,737 into a bit of a grizzly, murder bear. 131 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:42,115 So, yeah, still noodling on how we get rid of it. 132 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,742 No, we are not. 133 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:45,326 Well, you can trust the old Frank there, snuggle bear. 134 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,579 I'll keep it quiet. And while you're here 135 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:51,082 enjoy a massage, a sauna, rent bikes, whatever you want. 136 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,001 You know Frank got you, baby. 137 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,462 Mom? 138 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:59,549 Ooh, bike ride and picnic around the nuke plant could be fun. 139 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:04,095 [Bane grunts] 140 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,722 [phone vibrates] 141 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,767 'Splode my mother! 142 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,685 - Are you kidding me? - What is it? 143 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:14,189 Lex and Helen want to meet with me privately. 144 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,565 Saying it's super important. 145 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,816 The hell, you think they want? 146 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,401 Isn't it obvious? 147 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,862 They want Bane at the big boy table. 148 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,281 I thought you said Lex Luthor treated you like rubbish. 149 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:26,993 Um, no. I said "garbage." 150 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,371 But that was before Helen. 151 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:32,290 She knows a supervillain when she sees one. 152 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:36,127 She clearly convinced Lex that I'm worthy of respect. 153 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:37,879 Uh-huh... 154 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,297 But, do not worry. 155 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,424 I will not forget about you guys. 156 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:43,259 You will all have minor jobs 157 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:45,887 at my supervillain 'ministration. 158 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,430 - Ugh. - Thank you, I guess. 159 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,765 Yeah, right, I'm holding my breath. 160 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,975 Um, Fables, is that a friend of yours? 161 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,771 Goddamn it! Goldilocks got out? 162 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:56,564 Do you want some cigarettes? 163 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:59,651 Cigarettes are too smokey. 164 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,861 Right. Um, Fables... 165 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,614 Ugh! I forgot how annoying she is. 166 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,658 All right, you golden little shit, back in the book. 167 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,326 Hmph! I don't want to. 168 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:09,994 Come on, in the book. 169 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:14,666 Um, looks like the little lady does not want to go, Fables. 170 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:17,460 Maybe you should let her stay for a bit? 171 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,170 Then somebody's gotta watch her. 172 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,463 I'm late for Bangin' Booty. 173 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,007 Then I'm getting my nails done. 174 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,508 - Oh, hell no. [chuckles] - I'm not a fuckin' babysitter. 175 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,468 Fine! Then you're babysitting, Bane. 176 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:26,803 [Goldilocks] Yay! 177 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,221 [sputters] Well, the thing is, 178 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,682 I am not great with kids. 179 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,562 Happy birthday, Liam. 180 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,188 What... what is this? 181 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:40,150 [Bane] Hm. It is despair. 182 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:43,028 Um, I was hoping for a swan? 183 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,654 Despair is what comes 184 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:47,407 when we do not get the things we hope for. 185 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,827 [crying] 186 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,495 Okay! Um... 187 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,372 Perhaps anguish? 188 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,207 Uh, misery? 189 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:58,501 Or... or a poodle? 190 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:02,505 So, yeah. Not really a babysitter. 191 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,507 Hmm. 192 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:07,552 I suppose I could keep an eye 193 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:08,678 for a short bit. 194 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,638 - Bye. - But do not forget. 195 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:13,767 I have got my big Lex and Helen thing later. 196 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,101 So... 197 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,104 [Frank] Hey! Hey, of course, 198 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:21,107 our pool with full-service cabanas and swim-up bar. 199 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,567 [cheering] 200 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,235 Yeah, yeah, I see you! [chuckles] 201 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,405 We're also the premiere bachelorette party destination. 202 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,449 It says SPF 40. 203 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,994 But it's more like SPF 69. 204 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,996 [laughing] 205 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:36,956 I just had three moles removed, so... 206 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,917 Georgia O'Keefe's great-granddaughter, Amber, 207 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,335 is getting married next weekend. 208 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:41,795 Amber, I am so happy for you. 209 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,255 No, I just-- Seriously? You deserve it. 210 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,590 Second time is the charm. 211 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,384 This is pretty wild. 212 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,010 [Amber] Oh, hey! The stripper's here! 213 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,221 You gonna lose that suit or what? 214 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,223 Yeah! Come on, green bean. 215 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,474 Show us what you got! 216 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,602 Oh, uh, no, actually, not a stripper. 217 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,604 Just here on some serious business. 218 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,606 With his serious girlfriend. 219 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:04,025 Ooh, "Serious girlfriend." 220 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,360 Sounds serious. 221 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,778 [mockingly] Yeah, well it is. 222 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:07,946 [normal voice] We live together. 223 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:10,907 Ooh! She lives with a stripper! 224 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:13,660 Okay, now, ladies, I'm very flattered... 225 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,744 Oh, you're flattered? 226 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,705 Not at all flattered. 227 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,040 Anyway, hope it's a lovely wedding. 228 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,583 Forget ice skates. 229 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,627 Take it off! 230 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,170 [laughs] 231 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,797 Forget me? 232 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:29,134 Oh, I don't think so. 233 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,301 [screams] 234 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,803 [Golden Glider] Where ya goin', ladies? 235 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:33,179 The party's just starting. 236 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,849 Come on, don't run! It's Amber's weekend. 237 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,518 Let's pick out some bridesmaid dresses, 238 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,477 you trash bags! 239 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,604 Holy shitballs! Code red! 240 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,149 I need some cabana staff out here, stat! 241 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,316 Ladies, take it easy. 242 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,068 - Everything's gonna be cool. - [popping loudly] 243 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,528 - Ooh! - Oh! 244 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,988 - Babe, babe! Calm down, please. - [Frank] That's fucked up! 245 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,781 Now, come on. Just calm down. 246 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,825 [sighs] Now they'll never forget me. 247 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,493 I don't know what the fuck that was, 248 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,829 but I can't have you coming in here, melting my customers. 249 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,247 Absolutely, Frank. 250 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,000 Ixnay on the elting-may of the ustomers-kay. 251 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,085 You have my word. Won't happen again. 252 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,503 - Right, babe? - [muffled] I don't know. 253 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,422 And you can take that to the bank. 254 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,549 You got one night and that's it. 255 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,925 I'll take you to your bungalow. 256 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,552 But in the morning, you are out of here. 257 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,637 Okay. Yeah. No, I guess that's fair. 258 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,514 [sighs] After you, Glider. 259 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:19,601 God damn it. I'm probably gonna have to comp that O'Keefe room. 260 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,227 - You got Frank fucked up. - [sighs] 261 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,064 [Bane] Oh, my God! 262 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,358 Do not go shopping with Goldilocks. 263 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:29,819 That was a day at the mall I'd like to forget. 264 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,655 "This one's too tight, this one's too lose..." 265 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,866 Jesus Christ! Pick a fucking dress! 266 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,201 Particular, ain't she? 267 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,952 - Do you want something? - A milkshake. 268 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:41,164 I cannot believe Fables is not back. 269 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,499 Can you watch Goldie? 270 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,710 Hey! This stool is too wobbly. 271 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,254 - Forget it. - I made a business plan 272 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,547 for Lex and Helen. 273 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,841 With some sweet graphs and charts. 274 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,761 You know, for when we join forces. 275 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,971 Anyway, I want to go print it out. 276 00:09:56,971 --> 00:10:00,100 [Goldilocks] This milkshake is too cold. 277 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:00,892 Half-hour, tops. 278 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:04,145 This milkshake is too hot. 279 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,398 How can a milkshake be too hot? 280 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,191 I hate this bloody cunt. 281 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,859 Language! 282 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,404 Come on, Goldie. Let's go. 283 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:14,197 PO Boxes and So Forth 284 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,907 closes in 20 minute! 285 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,076 [slurping] 286 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,327 [sighs] 287 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:27,252 Hello. I am in a rush and I need to print a 37-page-- 288 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,336 Just a moment, sir. 289 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,088 Hey, kiddo. 290 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,923 I bet you'd like a lollipop. 291 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:34,050 - No, no, no, you don't want-- - Yucky! 292 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:37,178 This lollipop is too sweet. 293 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,763 Goddamnit! 294 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,683 Okay. Well, let me see if I have another one. 295 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,351 Really not necessary. 296 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,478 - Again, up against the clock here. - Ugh! 297 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,106 This one is too sour. 298 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,941 I want full-color collated... 299 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,736 Oh, maybe I have one more option. 300 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,487 And I need it, like, yesterday. 301 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,241 This one is just right. 302 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,993 Aw, good! 303 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,370 Now, I'm sorry, sir, but we're closing. 304 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,830 Perhaps you can come back tomorrow? 305 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,290 [sputtering] What? 306 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:08,209 That is what I was entirely trying to avoid 307 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,377 with my urgency! 308 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:14,174 These store hours will be your reckoning! 309 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:20,221 You are lucky I am with child. 310 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,359 Hey, Kite Man, join me. 311 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,197 Thanks, bud. And I insist I'm paying for this. 312 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,741 No shit, you're paying for it. It's gonna cost me a fortune 313 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,826 to fix everything your girlfriend broke. 314 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,703 [sighs] Yeah, I... 315 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,829 I'm sorry, Frank. 316 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,373 Mm-hm. It's not your fault. 317 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,291 Good to see you found somebody, man. 318 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,835 I always thought you had a raw deal in the Ivy thing. 319 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,671 Well, it was for the best, 320 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,339 but I'm kind of feeling 321 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,175 like I'm about to be a two-time loser in love. 322 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,802 Glider hasn't been the same 323 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,345 since she got this Anti-life Equation. 324 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,639 Mm-hm. Once you get that kind of power, 325 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,682 that shit goes to your head. 326 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,350 It's so weird. 327 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,102 It's gotten inside her brain but doesn't do anything to me. 328 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,853 Speaking of, "Don't do anything," 329 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:09,854 where's your fucking kite? 330 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,356 I traded it for a power 331 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,525 that turned me into a world-class a-hole. 332 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:17,654 If it wasn't for Glider, I'd still be "Beast Mode." 333 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,739 As soon as she saved me, I knew right then 334 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,200 I never wanted another power. 335 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,076 No, thanks. 336 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,536 [chuckles] Well, there it is. 337 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,954 - What? - She wants control. 338 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,706 Briefcase makes her a control freak. 339 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,583 You don't want nothing, so it does nothing to you. 340 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,085 Huh. 341 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,713 I have got to get her back to herself. 342 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,464 I mean, it is kind of tricky 343 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,967 dating someone who kills indiscriminately 344 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:42,387 and can enslave the minds of all living beings. 345 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,682 Hm. So that's why so many villains want that briefcase. 346 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,309 Yep, and I'm afraid of what they'll do with it. 347 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,729 But then again, we sure can't keep it. 348 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,647 Yeah, real pickle you got there. 349 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,357 [slurping] 350 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:57,569 Well, I should probs get a little shut eye. Thanks, Frank. 351 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,487 Sleep well, Kite Man. 352 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,408 There is still no sign 353 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,910 - of Kite Man and Golden Glider. - Really? 354 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,163 I thought your precious all-knowing algorithm 355 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,414 would have found them by now. 356 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,082 Oh, have you tried unplugging it 357 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,167 and then plugging it back in? 358 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,169 I don't care for your sarcasm. 359 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,962 Perhaps you should leave the villainy to a professional. 360 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,756 Like it or not, Luthor, 361 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,549 if we want to find the briefcase, 362 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,092 we have to work together. 363 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,093 For now. 364 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,928 That's why I summoned Bane. 365 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,263 He's easily manipulated 366 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,931 and will certainly lead us to Kite Man. 367 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,059 - You're welcome. - And what if he can't? 368 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:30,894 - Then we kill him. - [doors slam] 369 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,520 What is up, team? 370 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,440 Look, I hope you have a good A/V set up 371 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,734 - because I couldn't print-- - Bane. 372 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,860 I didn't know you had a-- 373 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,613 Oh, no, just baby-sitting. 374 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,323 This is Goldilocks. 375 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,783 Do not worry. 376 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,534 It'll be like she's not even here. 377 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,329 Well, sweetie, how about you find a place to sit 378 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,081 - while the grown-ups talk? - Bane, 379 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,999 this may be the most important-- 380 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:57,504 This seat is too soft. 381 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,715 Goldie, can you just move to another one? 382 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,008 - [humming] - Bane, 383 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,427 the balance of power in the universe-- 384 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,055 This seat is too hard. 385 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,848 For fuck's sake, put a muzzle on that kid. 386 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,266 Well, hold up, Lex. 387 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,602 I don't think we need the harsh language. 388 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:15,647 I agree. Why don't you find another seat, sweetheart? 389 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,566 Bane, you're going to give us the location of Kite Man-- 390 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,236 This seat is too high. 391 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,654 - Jesus Christ! - You know what, 392 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:23,905 you spoiled little shit? 393 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,532 I paid a lot for these couches. 394 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,326 You will not talk to her in that manner! 395 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,869 We'll talk to that brat however we want. 396 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,539 "Brat"? How dare you? 397 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,873 She knows what she wants 398 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,542 and will not settle for something 399 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,960 that is not just right. 400 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,421 A lesson I should have learned long ago. 401 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:43,591 - I pass on your offer. - We made no offer. 402 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,176 - [Bane yells] - Jesus! 403 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,220 Come on, Goldie. We're leaving. 404 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,681 [Goldilocks] Mr. Bane, 405 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:53,226 - you're just right. - Aw. 406 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,438 You're not going anywhere until you tell us where Golden-- 407 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,356 That won't be necessary. 408 00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,649 Excuse me? 409 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,359 Look at that, Lex. 410 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,695 Seems it's time for the professionals 411 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:04,904 to take charge. 412 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,574 - [groans] - I don't call it work. 413 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,826 I call it fun. 414 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,911 [laughs] 415 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,041 "Calm down." Why would he want me to calm down? 416 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,584 Other people need to calm down. 417 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,877 I'm doing great. 418 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,337 I mean, do I feel a little weird? 419 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,296 Yeah, maybe. 420 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,381 But also, I have never felt better. 421 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,884 [Rebecca] You've never been better. 422 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:29,012 - Mom... - Our time has arrived, Lisa. 423 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,473 We've been laughed at, forgotten, 424 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,558 - abandoned. - You abandoned me. 425 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,268 I made you strong. 426 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,021 But we were not made for this world, you and I. 427 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,607 - We weren't? - That's why I left, darling. 428 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,234 Why I went searching for the one thing 429 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,236 that could make us whole. 430 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,614 And you found it. 431 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,616 The thing that would make all the pain 432 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,034 and the loneliness worth it. 433 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,078 The thing that would finally give you control. 434 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,496 I can control it now. 435 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:58,041 And we are now more powerful than all of them. 436 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,585 We can rule as mother and daughter. 437 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,212 But what about Chuck? 438 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:05,340 Chuck? Don't you mean Beast Mode? 439 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,592 Don't buy the nice guy routine. 440 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,052 You've seen the real him. 441 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:12,764 He's in the way of everything you want. 442 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,725 Mom? 443 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,060 Uh, yeah, babe? 444 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,104 Uh, we should prob get some zzz's, huh? 445 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:22,565 Chuck, are you in the way of everything I want? 446 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,817 I'm sorry. What now? 447 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,568 Don't be. 448 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,697 We could be the most powerful villain couple in the universe. 449 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,448 Enslaving the minds of-- 450 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,243 Okay, okay, babe, I'm gonna have to use one of my timeouts here. 451 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,495 I think the Equation is going to your head. 452 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,623 And quite frankly, I'm tired of being polite about it. 453 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,417 [scoffs] Oh, really? 454 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,710 You're starting to sound like someone 455 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,379 who'd like to have his mind enslaved. 456 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,464 - Huh? - [both grunt] 457 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,134 - The hell? - [Frank chuckles] 458 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,176 Sorry, Kite Man. 459 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,928 Frank! You sold us out? 460 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,346 You bastard! 461 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,932 Hey, I'm a plant. I always lean toward the sun. 462 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,394 And by sun, I mean a huge bag of Helen Villigan's money. 463 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,729 [laughs] 464 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,732 How is it we keep running into each other? 465 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,278 I did not consent to this lick-down. 466 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,571 Okay, keep talking. 467 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,281 I'll send you back to that bottomless 468 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,116 breadstick factory you came from, 469 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,284 you ungrateful meatball. 470 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,577 I'm ungrateful? 471 00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,954 I let your head take up space on my body 472 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,414 rent-free there, Mother Goose. 473 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:22,709 - You miserable... - You insufferable... 474 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,753 Gorgeous, sexy bastard. 475 00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,838 I've missed you, baby. 476 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,089 - Mm... - Ah... 477 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,633 [Bane] Ooh, good! 478 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,719 Your mommy and, uh... 479 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,179 step-Moe are... 480 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,972 - [bears grunt] - [Bane] Well... 481 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,807 Maybe let's cover your eyes. 482 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,184 [kissing noises] 483 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,727 Uh, and mine too. 484 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,520 Well, isn't that touching? 485 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,106 Yeah, I'd say that's a lot of touching, all right. 486 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,734 - [meows] - [vomits] 487 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,028 [Helen] It's over, Golden Glider. 488 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,405 Give us the Anti-life Equation. 489 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,741 - Fuck off. - There's no sense in fighting. 490 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,951 You can't enslave the minds of robots. 491 00:17:56,951 --> 00:18:00,246 And by the time you melt their hafnium carbide armor, 492 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,540 - Kite Man will be dead. - [Kite Man gulps] 493 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,710 So hand it over and we'll all go home. 494 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,837 Babe, as much as I want to get rid of this thing, 495 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,757 I feel like giving it to Helen is a bad idea. 496 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,051 No shit! Any good ideas? 497 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:16,304 Maybe get the hell out of here? 498 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,848 Okay. It's something. Let's do it. 499 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:27,857 [grunts] 500 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,109 [clanging] 501 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,235 [grunts] 502 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,194 - [clangs] - [grunts] 503 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,654 Hell yeah, Chuck! 504 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,572 Disc-golf skills have many applications, babe. 505 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,868 [grunts] 506 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,789 - [strains] - Fuck! 507 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,583 I would, babe, but usually like to be on top of the bed. 508 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,418 [laughs] 509 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,961 That was pretty good, babe. 510 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,337 Now run for the door! 511 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,641 Damn it! Get me that briefcase. 512 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:03,893 [grunts] 513 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,355 Ugh! They're still here? 514 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,735 Amber, this stripper is so-- 515 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,695 [all scream] 516 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,370 [groans] 517 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:26,666 [grunts] 518 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,963 Unless they're working on their backhand, babe, 519 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,381 this won't hold them for long. 520 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,716 [strains, grunts] 521 00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,802 But I've got an idea. 522 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,596 - What is it? - I shouldn't say it out loud, babe, 523 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,724 but it rhymes with puke-ular sour chant. 524 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,267 What? Oh! 525 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,643 Okay, good call. 526 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,191 Where the hell are they going? 527 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,359 After them! 528 00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,866 Chuck, this is brilliant. 529 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:03,203 From here I can vaporize them all in one shot. 530 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,829 Show Helen who's in charge now. 531 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,749 Uh, babe, that's not exactly what I was thinking. 532 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,754 I think we should chuck that thing into the reactor. 533 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:13,922 Are you kidding me? 534 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:17,634 No! I'd sooner chuck you into the reactor, Chuck. 535 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:21,012 Babe, I made a mistake when I got a power. 536 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,014 It took me to a bad place. 537 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,558 But you never gave up on me. 538 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,978 I know it might not feel like it, 539 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,481 but the same thing is happening to you. 540 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,566 The Equation is corrupting you. 541 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:37,028 It wants to destroy us and everything we love. 542 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,530 Probably even pizza. 543 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,866 So, you want me to give up control of my powers? 544 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:45,120 The thing that's made me feel stronger than I ever have 545 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,705 in my entire life? 546 00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,373 I won't do it. 547 00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:00,218 I will never stop fighting for you. 548 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,386 Don't. 549 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,893 - Babe... Fine. - Don't babe me, Chuck. 550 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:10,895 Huh-- Mm. 551 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,951 - [sizzles] - [rumbling] 552 00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:27,829 You feel that babe? 553 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,706 That kiss rumbled because I threw 554 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,417 a little bonus emotion in it and a little bit more tongue. 555 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,919 I don't think that was the kiss, babe. 556 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,091 - Oh, shit. [exclaims] - Hold on! 557 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,568 Goddamn! 558 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,780 - [Kite Man] How do you feel, babe? - [sighs] 559 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,615 [Golden Glider] Like myself again. 560 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,075 And kinda hungover. 561 00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:06,534 We did it. [chuckles] 562 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,786 Should we go check it out? 563 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:12,916 Oh. 564 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,127 Hell, no. 565 00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:19,964 [theme music playing] 566 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,785 ♪ Hell yeah! ♪