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[solemn music]
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Five minutes, guys.
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Peter, make sure
your sister's in the car seat!
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I don't want to go!
This sucks!
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[sighs]
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Yes. Yes, it does.
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[sighs] All right.
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Today is gonna be really hard.
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We're gonna
get through it together, okay?
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We're gonna make him proud.
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We are not gonna let them win.
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Who's "them"?
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The terrorists, honey.
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Sorry.
I thought you understood.
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[sighs]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Do you think it's fair
that I get to have his chain
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and Casey doesn't?
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I don't even think
she knows what's going on.
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I think you're good.
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You know, I don't even
think we have to tell her.
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I mean, do you--do you
think we should tell her?
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We could tell her
I'm her dad.
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Do you think
she'll find out what happened?
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Nah.
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We're so late.
Come on, honey.
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Sorry we're late. MapQuest.
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Oh, you have nothing
to apologize for.
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Hey, do you need a Xanax?
I brought enough for everybody.
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No, um, that's okay.
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Somebody's getting married.
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[Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"
playing]
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♪ ♪
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We come together
for this momentous occasion
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to remember that even
in our darkest times,
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there is always joy,
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there is always light.
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- Not.
- Peter!
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Shh!
[crowd murmuring]
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Anyway...
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[whispering]
Did you hear what I said?
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I said, "Not."
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I heard what you said.
It was hysterical.
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But don't talk like that.
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This is a house of God.
Watch your friggin' mouth.
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There is always light,
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there's always joy.
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Looking good.
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Okay.
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All right, little man.
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I'm gonna need you
to smile for the camera.
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Come on.
Help me out here.
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What's your problem?
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His father died last week.
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Take the picture.
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Yeah, take the picture.
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- [The Corvells' "The Bells"]
- * For you and me ♪
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♪ Better have loving ♪
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♪ This love was meant to be ♪
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♪ So let the bells ring ♪
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♪ So let the bells ♪
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{\an8}[indistinct chatter]
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{\an8}[beat playing in background]
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{\an8}Amy.
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{\an8}- I'm so sorry for your loss.
- Thank you.
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{\an8}Please let me know
if there's anything I can do.
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{\an8}I will.
Thank you.
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{\an8}[exhales sharply]
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{\an8}- Hey.
- Hi.
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How are you?
You can talk to me.
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- Lori, please.
- What?
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I love you.
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We're gonna have
to talk about this.
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- I gotta go.
- [sighs]
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Here, honey.
No. Come here.
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Put this down.
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How ya doing?
Are you okay?
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Hey, hey, hey.
How are we doing?
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Uh, it's quite a party.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- I gotta pee.
- Oh, yeah? okay.
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Just pee-pee, though, right?
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- No poo-poo?
- Yeah.
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All right.
I can handle that.
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I gotta pee too.
Come on, big boy.
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Thanks.
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♪ ♪
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Peter, what are you doing?
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What?
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You don't gotta do all that.
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Come on.
Look at me, okay?
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You don't even have
to unbutton, all right?
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Just take your zipper,
undo it,
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reach in,
pull your guy out.
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Boop, like that.
Through the hole.
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Can you do that?
Come on, let's see.
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Yeah, button it up. Good.
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Pull the zipper down.
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All right, reach in,
pull through.
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Boop.
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Good job.
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Okay, you don't
gotta show the buns.
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Keep the buns in your pants.
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Boop, boop, boop.
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[snorting loudly]
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Do as I say,
not as I do, okay?
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[door opens]
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- Mm. Oh, yo.
- Hey.
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- What's up, big boy? Huh?
- How you doing?
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- You look good.
- Yeah?
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It's been forever.
Yeah, man.
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You're out there
fucking killing it.
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- Jesus Christ.
- What are you doing?
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- How you doing?
- I'm good.
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You know, I'm just
doing the best I can.
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The fuck is this guy--
these fucking Russians, man.
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They make me want
to kill myself.
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All right, already.
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You know what?
That's it. Send.
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Done. I'm done.
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- So...
- What is it you do again?
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I know you explained it.
I can never retain it.
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I work for a Russian bank.
It doesn't matter.
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Does that suck?
It sounds like it sucks.
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I mean,
it doesn't always suck.
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I mean,
I still get to go to Russia.
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Every time I do, I still put
on the "Rocky IV" soundtrack,
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get ready for it--
still works pretty good.
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I don't know. Fuck it.
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- Get me a beer.
- Okay.
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- I love you. Good to see you.
- You too.
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Hey.
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[indistinct chatter]
[jazzy music playing]
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Me and my dad are gonna see
the new "Jimmy Neutron" movie.
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That's cool.
My dad is dead.
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Yeah, my dad
told me about that.
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He said that your dad went
into a burning building
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and saved a bunch of people.
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- And then he died.
- Yeah.
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He was just being a hero
and stuff, I guess.
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I'm gonna miss Uncle Scott.
He was really cool.
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Maybe all the uncles
can be your dad.
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You could have,
like, five dads.
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Okay, here we go.
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One, two, three.
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Boop!
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Mom, he's making
finger penises again.
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- Come on.
- Hey, Peter. Come on.
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Let's take a good one now, okay?
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And then we'll have fun later.
What'd I say?
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Do as I say,
not as I do.
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- There it is.
- What does that mean?
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Here we go.
Don't worry about it.
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Everyone, say cheese!
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- all: Cheese!
- Smokin'!
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All right, that's it.
I'm going to get a drink.
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Hey, we'll try again later.
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Peter, will you please
stop ruining these photographs?
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We are gonna be looking
at these for a very long time.
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Hey, hey.
Hey, buddy.
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Hey. Let's have
a little talk, okay?
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I got him.
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Oh, Peter.
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You know
I've been praying for you.
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Sometimes in life,
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we feel that
there's a shadow following us,
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and this darkness
comes over us.
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That could turn into fear.
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What if this darkness
never goes away?
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But only later
do we realize
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that the shadow
is actually the hand of God
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guiding us and protecting us.
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See, God,
He needed your dad up there.
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He died on the 11th, right?
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3 times 11 is 33.
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Three.
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Father, son,
the Holy Ghost, right?
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Christ was 33 when He died,
same age as your father.
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Your dad is Jesus incarnate.
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Okay? You are never alone, sir.
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Your dad is--
[slams table]
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he's right here in his room!
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He is.
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You could say hello to him.
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Say hello to your father.
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- Uh--
- Say hi.
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Don't be shy.
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- Hi, Dad.
- Oh.
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Did you feel his presence?
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Did you? I did.
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What was he, 6'3",
full of muscle?
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Your dad, he's right here.
[slams table]
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Your dad was a hero!
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He's here. He's a hero.
Do you understand?
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I want to thank you
for your service, sir.
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And thank you for not letting
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those dirty scumbag
Talibanians win.
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Aw, fuck.
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Should we get another round?
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Uh, yeah.
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- What is it, Saturday?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, fuck it.
Angela's soccer season's over.
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Did you hear? They got
into the semifinals this year.
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- Angela got in the semifinals?
- Yeah.
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- That's crazy.
- Yeah.
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Next year,
we should get to states.
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- Yeah, that's awesome.
- Yeah. Whatever.
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It's fucking girls' soccer, right?
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- I mean--
- Well, it's your daughter.
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I know. I like her.
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I fucking love her.
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She's good.
She's a good kid.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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She's--yeah, she's fine.
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What do you mean?
Are you good?
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Yeah--no.
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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I don't know what the fuck
is going on anymore.
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Like, I used to think I knew,
but I don't know.
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I mean, your aunt and I
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are definitely
not in a good place.
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What do you mean?
What's going on?
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You're not gonna get,
like, divorced, right?
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- Are you in therapy?
- No. No.
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Fucking where are we here?
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Fucking Staten Island.
I'm not going to therapy.
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I'm not getting divorced,
all right?
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I just don't know
what's going on.
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I don't understand what
the fuck is going on anymore.
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You'll see when you get older.
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- What does that mean?
- You'll see.
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I'm good.
Just get me another beer?
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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Don't worry about me.
I'm fucking chill.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey.
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What are you doing?
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Come on.
I gotta go run an errand.
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I gotta go get some cigarettes.
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- How you doing, bro?
- How am I doing?
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I'm fucking--
what the fuck, you know?
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That's who I want to be with
for the rest of my life, okay?
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But god damn it! Fuck!
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This is it, bro.
That's it.
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I don't know
what else to tell you.
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Unless you went to end up
divorced, living on a futon,
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you lock it up, dog.
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What's a futon?
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Hey, Peter,
listen to me.
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You don't repeat anything
you see or hear.
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You know that, right?
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Do as I say,
not as I do.
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Good.
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- All right, I'll get smokes.
- All right.
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I'm gonna do
the George Jefferson. Watch.
256
00:11:27,897 --> 00:11:30,858
[snorting loudly]
257
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,193
You like movies, Pete?
258
00:11:32,193 --> 00:11:33,778
You see that "Beautiful Mind"?
259
00:11:33,778 --> 00:11:36,823
That Russell Crowe is amazing.
He'll do anything, that guy.
260
00:11:36,823 --> 00:11:38,908
Unbelievable.
261
00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:40,701
You into girls yet?
262
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,286
You will be.
You will be.
263
00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:47,875
- [nasally] Hey. Hey.
- There he is.
264
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,002
- Yeah, buddy.
- Man of the hour.
265
00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:51,421
Mm.
266
00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:56,801
Hey, Peter, did you know
I won Sexiest Man of the Year
267
00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:59,345
- in 1992 in Staten Island?
- Really?
268
00:11:59,345 --> 00:12:01,723
He ended up beating out
Kyle Hennesy and Paul Montello.
269
00:12:01,723 --> 00:12:04,142
You're fucking right I did,
and I came from behind.
270
00:12:04,142 --> 00:12:06,060
It was a tight race.
Nobody think I could do it.
271
00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,228
I did it against all odds.
272
00:12:07,228 --> 00:12:08,354
They gave me a trophy
and everything.
273
00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:09,522
I got it in the garage.
274
00:12:09,522 --> 00:12:11,149
[Creed's "My Sacrifice"
playing]
275
00:12:11,149 --> 00:12:13,025
Are you fucking kidding me?
276
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,486
Listen to me, Peter.
You hear this song?
277
00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:18,406
This is a great song
by a group called Creed.
278
00:12:18,406 --> 00:12:19,949
Remember that name.
You know, people think
279
00:12:19,949 --> 00:12:21,451
that this is religious crap.
280
00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:22,368
Bullshit, man.
281
00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:24,162
This song fucking fucks hard.
282
00:12:24,162 --> 00:12:25,371
♪ ♪
283
00:12:25,371 --> 00:12:28,583
♪ Feels like forever ♪
284
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:29,876
♪ ♪
285
00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:32,962
♪ Within my heart of memories ♪
286
00:12:32,962 --> 00:12:34,797
♪ Of perfect love ♪
287
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:38,509
♪ That you gave to me ♪
288
00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:41,471
♪ Oh, I remember ♪
Pete, sing!
289
00:12:41,471 --> 00:12:45,558
- I don't know the words.
- * When you are with me ♪
290
00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:48,811
♪ I'm free ♪
291
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,814
♪ I'm careless ♪
292
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:55,068
♪ I believe ♪
293
00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:58,738
♪ Above all the others ♪
294
00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:01,449
♪ We'll fly ♪
295
00:13:01,449 --> 00:13:04,786
♪ You'll brings tears ♪
296
00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:08,164
♪ To my eyes ♪
297
00:13:08,164 --> 00:13:10,458
♪ My sacrifice ♪
298
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:14,629
♪ ♪
299
00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:17,256
[upbeat pop music playing]
Oh, I love this song. Huh?
300
00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:18,966
Can they play
"Cotton Eye Joe"?
301
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,259
They'll play
whatever you want.
302
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,762
Go tell the DJ.
Play whatever you want. Go.
303
00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:23,930
What the fuck is going on here?
304
00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,181
It's like I walked
into a gay bar.
305
00:13:25,181 --> 00:13:26,682
Let's go. Let's go.
The women are out here.
306
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:27,975
Come on. [claps]
307
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,060
♪ ♪
308
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:31,104
Hello?
309
00:13:31,104 --> 00:13:32,605
Can you play "Cotton Eye Joe"?
310
00:13:32,605 --> 00:13:34,774
♪ ♪
311
00:13:34,774 --> 00:13:37,360
* Sweetest flavor
in their mouths ♪
312
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:40,613
You know,
things were looking up.
313
00:13:40,613 --> 00:13:43,491
We were doing good
the last couple of weeks.
314
00:13:43,491 --> 00:13:46,160
We were actually talking
about maybe trying again,
315
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,455
you know,
for the kids, for us.
316
00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:53,334
And, you know,
then he friggin' died.
317
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:56,379
Jeez, honey.
I'm so sorry.
318
00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:58,756
Just know
that we are here for you.
319
00:13:58,756 --> 00:14:00,341
I appreciate that.
320
00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:03,094
This is a very confusing day
for me.
321
00:14:03,094 --> 00:14:04,971
I'm very happy
for one daughter,
322
00:14:04,971 --> 00:14:07,682
and I'm very sad for another.
323
00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:09,559
Scott will be missed.
324
00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:11,352
Look, you don't have
to act like you liked the guy
325
00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:12,687
all of a sudden.
It's fine.
326
00:14:12,687 --> 00:14:15,064
I mean, I don't think
you wanted him to die,
327
00:14:15,064 --> 00:14:18,276
though he did die
on your birthday.
328
00:14:18,276 --> 00:14:20,069
My birthday
will never be the same.
329
00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:21,696
No. I'm kidding, Mom.
330
00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:25,199
Honey, it's not
that I didn't like the guy.
331
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,452
I didn't like him for you.
332
00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:29,829
I mean, he was a good guy.
333
00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:31,873
He was a friggin' hero.
334
00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:34,584
I just don't know how
I'm gonna do this by myself.
335
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,710
You know?
336
00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,170
How am I gonna
take care of these kids
337
00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:38,880
and make sure they're okay?
338
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,214
You're my daughter.
339
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:42,800
You're
the strongest woman I know.
340
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,219
You're gonna do all right.
341
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,055
I'm gonna need your help.
342
00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:48,222
Don't worry.
You'll have plenty of it.
343
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,807
I'll be there.
344
00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:52,643
♪ ♪
345
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,437
[clears throat]
346
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,068
Hey.
347
00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:02,153
What are you doing?
348
00:15:02,153 --> 00:15:03,863
They didn't play
the "Cotton Eye Joe" yet?
349
00:15:05,281 --> 00:15:06,699
That was, like, an hour ago.
350
00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:08,326
You know what? Come here.
351
00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:09,994
Come on.
I'll take care of this.
352
00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:11,871
I'm gonna talk to him, okay?
353
00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:13,623
Wait here.
354
00:15:13,623 --> 00:15:15,291
- Hey, boss.
- What's up, man?
355
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,418
My nephew ask you
to play the "Cotton Eye Joe"?
356
00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:19,379
Yeah, but, you know,
I got a whole setlist, man.
357
00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:21,047
Oh, yeah? Really?
358
00:15:21,047 --> 00:15:22,924
Play the fucking
"Cotton Eye Joe"!
359
00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:25,718
He's the DJ now, got it?
360
00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:27,720
All right. Good.
361
00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:30,765
[Rednex's "Cotton Eye Joe"]
362
00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:31,933
Whoo!
363
00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:35,937
♪ ♪
364
00:15:35,937 --> 00:15:37,855
* If it hadn't been
for Cotton Eye Joe ♪
365
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,690
♪ I'd been married
a long time ago ♪
366
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:40,858
♪ Where did you come from? ♪
367
00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:43,444
Whoo! Yeah, Peter!
368
00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:45,446
* If it hadn't been
for Cotton Eye Joe ♪
369
00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:47,031
♪ I'd been married
a long time ago ♪
370
00:15:47,031 --> 00:15:48,825
♪ Where did you come from?
Where did you go? ♪
371
00:15:48,825 --> 00:15:50,243
♪ Where did you come from,
Cotton Eye Joe? ♪
372
00:15:53,663 --> 00:15:55,706
♪ Now is the time ♪
373
00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:58,501
♪ It's our time ♪
374
00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:01,254
Oh, my sweet boy.
375
00:16:01,254 --> 00:16:06,134
Your dad was
such a wonderful man.
376
00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:08,302
He will be so missed.
377
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,346
He died on your birthday.
378
00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:12,265
That's weird, right?
379
00:16:12,265 --> 00:16:13,641
And you didn't like him.
380
00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:15,393
I loved your father
very much.
381
00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:16,602
No, you didn't.
382
00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:18,438
It's kind of weird
that you didn't like him
383
00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:20,398
and he died on your birthday.
384
00:16:20,398 --> 00:16:22,066
What are you talking about?
385
00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:23,776
Don't think I don't know.
386
00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:25,778
You should be careful
what you wish for,
387
00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:27,947
because my birthday's
in a couple of months,
388
00:16:27,947 --> 00:16:30,366
and you don't want to know
what I'm gonna wish for.
389
00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:32,952
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
390
00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:36,080
♪ Put your hands up,
come on, raise a glass ♪
391
00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:39,834
[chuckles]
392
00:16:41,419 --> 00:16:43,963
I'm just bursting.
393
00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:47,133
Oh, Tommy, thank you so much
for marrying my little girl.
394
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:48,509
No problem.
395
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,470
It's a done deal.
No takesie-backsies.
396
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:52,305
- She's your problem now.
- Mom!
397
00:16:52,305 --> 00:16:54,140
I'm mostly kidding.
398
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:56,476
[chuckling]
399
00:16:56,476 --> 00:16:58,061
Cheers for love.
400
00:16:58,061 --> 00:17:00,438
all: Cheers!
401
00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:12,366
Go ahead.
You can have a little sip.
402
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:13,659
Really?
403
00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:15,536
I don't think
you're gonna like it.
404
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,460
I already feel a little buzz.
405
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,045
Attaboy.
406
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,634
What the fuck?
This is yours?
407
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,386
Yeah.
Do you want to drive it?
408
00:17:31,386 --> 00:17:33,054
What? Yeah, I want
to fucking drive it.
409
00:17:33,054 --> 00:17:34,472
What are you
driving this thing for?
410
00:17:34,472 --> 00:17:35,515
You're not a Trump guy.
411
00:17:35,515 --> 00:17:36,682
No, I'm not a Trump guy,
412
00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,684
but, you know,
Staten Island.
413
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,019
- Yeah.
- Yeah. What the fuck?
414
00:17:40,019 --> 00:17:42,438
- Come on.
- Fuck.
415
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,401
All right.
I gotta slide the seat up.
416
00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:48,069
Oh, my God!
417
00:17:48,069 --> 00:17:50,238
Oh, my God.
418
00:17:50,238 --> 00:17:52,615
[engine revving]
419
00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:55,201
[tires squealing]
420
00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:57,703
- Whoo! [laughs]
- Whoo!
421
00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:00,373
Oh, my God, bro.
I feel so alive.
422
00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:02,041
- Whoo! Whoo!
- Whoo!
423
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:03,710
- Let's take that light.
- Oh, shit.
424
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:04,877
Let's take that light.
Fuck it!
425
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:06,087
Oh, fuck!
426
00:18:06,087 --> 00:18:08,798
Go! Aah!
427
00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:10,425
Whoo!
428
00:18:10,425 --> 00:18:12,093
[laughs]
429
00:18:12,093 --> 00:18:14,220
Uh, that was a--
that was a close one, huh?
430
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,805
Oh, my God.
431
00:18:15,805 --> 00:18:18,391
I'd fucking leave your aunt in
a second if I had this thing.
432
00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:19,767
Whew!
433
00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,686
Know what I'd like to do?
434
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:23,521
Take this thing to the bridge.
435
00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:25,148
Take it to the bridge.
436
00:18:25,148 --> 00:18:27,316
Just drive off the fucking
thing, you know what I mean?
437
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,445
Just fucking see how far out
to the water we can get.
438
00:18:30,445 --> 00:18:32,280
I think
about that shit sometimes.
439
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,489
Maybe I would survive it
in this.
440
00:18:33,489 --> 00:18:34,907
It's like a boat.
441
00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,617
Fuck this.
Let's go crazy.
442
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,119
- Take your seatbelt off.
- Huh?
443
00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:39,912
Huh? Who says that? Me!
444
00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,999
Take off your seatbelt.
[seatbelt unlocks]
445
00:18:42,999 --> 00:18:44,459
Whoo!
446
00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:46,127
Oh, God!
447
00:18:50,423 --> 00:18:53,384
[hip-hop music playing]
448
00:18:53,384 --> 00:18:58,806
♪ ♪
449
00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:01,267
There you are.
What are you doing?
450
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:04,604
This--this is very bad.
451
00:19:04,604 --> 00:19:08,107
Although, nothing in the world
would make your father prouder
452
00:19:08,107 --> 00:19:11,027
than to know you're getting
drunk at your first wedding.
453
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,155
Ugh.
454
00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:16,699
At least try to hide it.
Would you?
455
00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:21,788
They don't make
Jolt anymore either.
456
00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:24,248
- Did you ever have Jolt?
- No.
457
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:26,459
All right, listen.
458
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:28,211
I just want you to know
459
00:19:28,211 --> 00:19:30,254
I got fucked up shit
in my head too.
460
00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:31,589
You're not the only one.
461
00:19:31,589 --> 00:19:34,175
That's okay.
462
00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:37,220
I just feel old, you know?
I'm 50 now.
463
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,180
Little David's going to
college, and what am I doing?
464
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,766
I'm sitting in my garage
making weapons
465
00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:43,309
and Chinese throwing stars.
466
00:19:43,309 --> 00:19:47,271
And I made this cool
fucking Wu-Tang medallion
467
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,815
out of scrap metal.
You gotta see it.
468
00:19:48,815 --> 00:19:50,108
But, I mean, beyond that,
469
00:19:50,108 --> 00:19:52,068
what the hell else is there,
you know?
470
00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:55,613
I-I can't do drugs anymore.
471
00:19:55,613 --> 00:19:56,864
I got nothing.
472
00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:01,702
I don't know.
473
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:03,996
Sometimes I think it's over,
you know?
474
00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:07,291
I don't--
475
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,377
I don't think anybody
really knows
476
00:20:09,377 --> 00:20:11,337
what they're doing, right?
477
00:20:11,337 --> 00:20:13,715
I mean,
478
00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:16,342
I don't have
as much experience as you,
479
00:20:16,342 --> 00:20:18,219
but I don't know.
480
00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:21,139
When I was 18,
I thought when I'm 21,
481
00:20:21,139 --> 00:20:22,807
I'll have it all
figured out, right?
482
00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:25,852
And then 21 came,
and I was like,
483
00:20:25,852 --> 00:20:28,229
I don't know, maybe 25?
Maybe 25?
484
00:20:28,229 --> 00:20:31,691
And then 25 came,
and I was like, maybe 29?
485
00:20:31,691 --> 00:20:33,901
And now I'm 29,
and I'm like, 33?
486
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,945
You know, like,
487
00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:38,072
I-I don't think anybody knows
what they're doing.
488
00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:39,323
And I think that's okay, though.
489
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:40,992
I think it's--
I think it's fine.
490
00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:43,453
I think we're all
just trying our best, but...
491
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:49,625
Hey, I did win Sexiest Man of
the Year, Staten Island, 1992.
492
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,753
I know.
It was a really tight race.
493
00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:53,046
And all the odds
were against you,
494
00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:55,048
but you beat out
Paul Montello and Kyle Hennesy.
495
00:20:55,048 --> 00:20:57,091
- Fucking right, I did.
- Yeah.
496
00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:59,135
- Can't take that away from me.
- No, they can't.
497
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:00,303
I mean,
literally they can't.
498
00:21:00,303 --> 00:21:01,971
I got the trophy
still in the garage.
499
00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:04,557
- I've seen it.
- All right.
500
00:21:04,557 --> 00:21:07,060
All right.
Best day ever.
501
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,770
- Right?
- Yeah.
502
00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:10,438
All right.
503
00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:13,191
- Killer fucking mega truck.
- [chuckles]
504
00:21:13,191 --> 00:21:15,068
Oh, shit.
505
00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:17,737
- Hey, Uncle Tommy.
- Big drop. What?
506
00:21:17,737 --> 00:21:20,239
Do as I say,
not as I do.
507
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:26,245
I'm gonna go piss
on my house now.
508
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:27,538
[engine starts]
509
00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:30,541
[soft wistful music]
510
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:35,880
♪ ♪
511
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,925
[urinating]
512
00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:42,553
Boop.
513
00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:45,306
And now, I'd like to invite
514
00:21:45,306 --> 00:21:48,434
all of the family members
out here to dance.
515
00:21:48,434 --> 00:21:50,937
I need the Fossellas.
I need the LaRoccas.
516
00:21:50,937 --> 00:21:52,730
Come on out here
and do something for me.
517
00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:56,401
Let's go.
Let's go.
518
00:21:56,401 --> 00:21:59,821
I heard Staten Island's where
the party really go down at.
519
00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:01,906
Y'all letting everybody down.
520
00:22:01,906 --> 00:22:03,116
Don't be shy.
521
00:22:03,116 --> 00:22:05,243
I see you sitting back there.
522
00:22:05,243 --> 00:22:06,577
Get on the floor.
523
00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:09,664
Hey, let's go!
524
00:22:09,664 --> 00:22:13,793
* Well, life will pass me by
if I don't open up my eyes ♪
525
00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:16,254
♪ Well, that's fine by me ♪
526
00:22:16,254 --> 00:22:19,924
♪ So wake me up
when it's all over ♪
527
00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:23,720
♪ When I'm wiser
and I'm older ♪
528
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:27,598
♪ All this time,
I was finding myself ♪
529
00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:28,599
all: [chanting] Go, Pete!
530
00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:30,643
Go, Pete!
Go, Pete!
531
00:22:30,643 --> 00:22:32,103
Go, Pete! Go, Pete!
532
00:22:32,103 --> 00:22:34,647
Go, Pete!
Go, Pete!
533
00:22:34,647 --> 00:22:36,607
Go, Pete! Go, Pete!
534
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:38,443
Go, Pete!
Go, Pete!
535
00:22:38,443 --> 00:22:40,111
Go, Pete! Go, Pete!
536
00:22:40,111 --> 00:22:42,989
* All this time,
I was finding myself ♪
537
00:22:42,989 --> 00:22:48,327
♪ And I didn't know
I was lost ♪
538
00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:55,293
♪ ♪
539
00:23:11,392 --> 00:23:14,312
[inaudible speech]
540
00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:24,489
♪ ♪
541
00:23:34,874 --> 00:23:38,711
* Wish that I could
stay forever this young ♪
542
00:23:38,711 --> 00:23:42,340
♪ Not afraid
to close my eyes ♪
543
00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:46,844
♪ Life's a game
made for everyone ♪
544
00:23:46,844 --> 00:23:49,180
♪ And love is the prize ♪
545
00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:53,184
{\an8}♪ So wake me up
when it's all over ♪
546
00:23:53,184 --> 00:23:57,230
{\an8}♪ When I'm wiser
and I'm older ♪
547
00:23:57,230 --> 00:24:00,400
{\an8}♪ All this time,
I was finding myself ♪
548
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,695
{\an8}♪ And I didn't know
I was lost ♪
549
00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:08,950
{\an8}♪ So wake me up
when it's all over ♪
550
00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:12,620
{\an8}♪ When I'm wiser
and I'm older ♪
551
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:15,748
{\an8}♪ All this time,
I was finding myself ♪
552
00:24:15,748 --> 00:24:20,086
{\an8}♪ And I didn't know
I was lost ♪
553
00:24:20,086 --> 00:24:21,462
{\an8}♪ ♪
554
00:24:21,462 --> 00:24:25,091
{\an8}♪ Didn't know I was lost ♪
555
00:24:25,091 --> 00:24:36,060
{\an8}♪ I didn't know I was lost ♪
556
00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:43,234
{\an8}♪ ♪