1 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,274 [dramatic tone] 2 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:30,782 [soft rustling] 3 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:40,291 [phone chimes] 4 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,755 What? 5 00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:49,300 [sighs] 6 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:53,763 [line trilling] 7 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:56,140 The number you dialed is not in ser-- 8 00:00:58,017 --> 00:00:59,602 [exhales] [line trilling] 9 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,354 The mailbox is full and cannot accept 10 00:01:01,354 --> 00:01:02,688 any messages at this ti-- 11 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:05,400 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 12 00:01:06,818 --> 00:01:08,111 Oh, no. 13 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:11,948 [tense music building] 14 00:01:11,948 --> 00:01:13,950 Oh, my God. [sobbing] 15 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:15,785 Oh, my God, Peter! 16 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:17,495 [screaming] 17 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:20,415 [alarm beeps] 18 00:01:20,415 --> 00:01:23,084 [upbeat pop music playing] 19 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:24,627 [gasps] 20 00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:29,841 * I'm just looking for a higher love ♪ 21 00:01:29,841 --> 00:01:33,344 ♪ ♪ 22 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:35,388 [clears throat] 23 00:01:35,388 --> 00:01:38,850 * Looking for a higher love ♪ 24 00:01:38,850 --> 00:01:40,810 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:42,729 [sighs] 26 00:01:42,729 --> 00:01:44,313 Mm, fuck. 27 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,441 [upbeat percussive music] 28 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:48,776 [grunts] Fuck. 29 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:55,366 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:56,826 Morning, ladies. 31 00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:58,286 Uh, do you guys have a phone charger? 32 00:01:58,286 --> 00:01:59,996 My phone died. 33 00:01:59,996 --> 00:02:07,211 ♪ ♪ 34 00:02:07,754 --> 00:02:09,338 Thank you. 35 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:13,634 {\an8}[phone chiming] 36 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,680 What the fuck? 37 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,016 Am I dead? 38 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:24,437 ♪ ♪ 39 00:02:24,437 --> 00:02:26,105 {\an8}Look, Ma. I can tell you're a little upset. 40 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:28,024 {\an8}- I'm sorry. - A little upset? 41 00:02:28,024 --> 00:02:29,275 {\an8}Peter, I thought you were dead. 42 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:30,526 {\an8}Yeah, well, I'm not, okay? 43 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:32,111 {\an8}So we should all be grateful, all right? 44 00:02:32,111 --> 00:02:33,696 {\an8}- I just don't understand how somebody could put 45 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:34,906 {\an8}a story like this on the Internet, 46 00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:36,532 and nobody does anything about it. 47 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:37,867 Yeah, I don't get it, either, Ma, okay? 48 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:39,410 But there's nothing I can do about it, so-- 49 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:40,787 God, I'm still shaking. 50 00:02:40,787 --> 00:02:42,622 I'm having my first cigarette in 20 years. 51 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:43,831 Nothing like the first one back. 52 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,374 It wasn't any of my cigarettes, right? 53 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,876 'Cause my cigarettes are not cigarettes. 54 00:02:46,876 --> 00:02:48,378 We've talked about this. 55 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:50,213 Shit, Ma. I--I gotta go. 56 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,714 Peter, what could possibly 57 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:53,466 be more important than this right now? 58 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:55,802 I'm saving the planet. 59 00:02:55,802 --> 00:02:57,595 Wait, Peter-- 60 00:02:57,595 --> 00:03:00,556 Electricity is now cheaper than any electricity 61 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:02,725 that can be made from fossil fuels. 62 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,060 [phone chimes] 63 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:06,145 [applause] 64 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:08,314 Dude, what the fuck? They're still using the photo. 65 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:10,316 I hate this fucking picture. Why do people keep using it? 66 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:11,943 Ugh, I know. 67 00:03:11,943 --> 00:03:14,570 I think they got it from Wikipedia. 68 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:16,072 Like, don't we have somebody on this? 69 00:03:16,072 --> 00:03:17,782 - Can't somebody remove this? - Yeah, yeah. 70 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:20,201 He--he did, but someone keeps putting it back up there. 71 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,411 Can you get it removed? 72 00:03:21,411 --> 00:03:22,578 This is fuckin' embarrassing, okay? 73 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,038 I know. I'm sorry. 74 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:25,790 Hey, one more round of applause for Jon Stewart. 75 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:27,250 [applause] 76 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,168 Oh, my God! 77 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:31,546 - My boy. - How are they? 78 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:33,506 Don't mention global warming. They're very touchy. 79 00:03:33,506 --> 00:03:35,007 I'd like to thank my friend Jon Stewart 80 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:37,593 for being able to talk about rising sea levels, 81 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:39,679 and somehow, amazingly, 82 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:43,266 turn it into hilarious shtick. [light laughter] 83 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:44,934 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 84 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:49,397 I am extremely happy to announce he's alive and well. 85 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,107 Please welcome Pete Davidson. 86 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:52,608 [applause] 87 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,778 [upbeat music playing] 88 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:59,282 ♪ ♪ 89 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:00,658 Thanks, man. 90 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:03,494 Hey, Al. Uh, sorry about all the fake death business. 91 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:04,996 Oh, Wu-Tang. 92 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:08,332 Hi, guys. 93 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,251 Uh, thank you so much for having me. 94 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:12,003 Thanks to Al, and Jon Stewart. 95 00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:15,923 It is awesome to be here, uh, for the environment, and-- 96 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:19,469 Uh-- 97 00:04:19,469 --> 00:04:20,720 [whispering] what the fuck is that? 98 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:24,432 [scoffs] [crowd murmuring] 99 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:27,268 Uh, there's a-- 100 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:28,978 I--I have a troll. 101 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:30,480 [chuckles] 102 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,647 That's an icebreaker. 103 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:33,066 And speaking of icebreakers-- 104 00:04:33,066 --> 00:04:35,443 [exhales] Fuck. 105 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:36,736 So who keeps putting the picture back up? 106 00:04:36,736 --> 00:04:40,490 Some guy with the username ImAScatMan76. 107 00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:41,991 I fucking love that song. 108 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:43,951 Get it removed, okay? This is embarrassing. 109 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,495 - I'm on it. - Look at that picture. 110 00:04:45,495 --> 00:04:46,662 Jon looks ten years younger than me. 111 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:48,456 - Peter! - Stew! 112 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,624 Huh! Huh! 113 00:04:49,624 --> 00:04:51,459 So glad you're alive. 114 00:04:53,378 --> 00:04:54,962 - I think Gore's drunk. - Wow. 115 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,339 Yeah. I can't tell if it's a Southern thing, 116 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:57,465 or if he's just fucking hammered. 117 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:59,175 - Yeah, he's shitfaced. - Yeah. 118 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:01,010 - Doesn't recycle, either. - Really? 119 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:02,178 Yeah. Fucking guy. 120 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:04,263 Man, all this shit, man, I-- 121 00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:06,140 we gotta talk, man. I think--I think it's time. 122 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:07,642 I think you gotta throw your hat in the ring. 123 00:05:07,642 --> 00:05:09,227 It's time-- it's time to run for president. 124 00:05:09,227 --> 00:05:10,728 [laughs] 125 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:12,814 Yeah, I--I don't think that's gonna happen. 126 00:05:12,814 --> 00:05:13,981 Come on, Stew. Right, Evan? 127 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,775 The world's in fucking crisis, dude. 128 00:05:15,775 --> 00:05:16,859 - Yeah. - It's dogshit out there. 129 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:18,194 We're fucked, man. You gotta run. 130 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:21,030 I mean, if you don't, Jon, I'm gonna have to. 131 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:22,448 Yeah, I don't-- 132 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:24,075 I don't think you should do that. 133 00:05:24,075 --> 00:05:25,410 How old do you have to be? 134 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:27,328 See, that's--right there. 135 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:29,288 [scoffs] 136 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,165 Why, are you, like-- 137 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:32,875 are you afraid I won't win, or something? [chuckles] 138 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,669 Yeah, that's not what I'm afraid of. 139 00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:36,587 Listen, I--I gotta go. 140 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:38,631 - Okay. - I've got a world to run. 141 00:05:38,631 --> 00:05:41,050 You know, we control a lot of this shit. 142 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,427 Don't tell anybody that. 143 00:05:42,427 --> 00:05:43,886 Just, like, media and finance and shit. 144 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,847 - Yeah, yeah. - And government. 145 00:05:45,847 --> 00:05:46,889 Sure. 146 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:48,558 Clothing. 147 00:05:48,558 --> 00:05:50,435 Atmosphere. 148 00:05:50,435 --> 00:05:52,061 Jews. 149 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,062 Don't fuck with us. 150 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:54,814 All of you, half of me. 151 00:05:54,814 --> 00:05:56,274 Don't run for president. 152 00:05:56,274 --> 00:05:57,483 Please stop telling him no. 153 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:59,944 It only makes him wanna run more. 154 00:06:01,571 --> 00:06:02,530 It's my anniversary. 155 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:04,073 Can I borrow your cock? 156 00:06:08,161 --> 00:06:10,288 Okay, so he said we could donate all this stuff. 157 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:11,956 Jesus. 158 00:06:18,671 --> 00:06:22,008 I haven't, uh, heard from you in a while. 159 00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:24,469 How is Pete? 160 00:06:24,469 --> 00:06:25,845 Oh, yeah. He's--he's good. 161 00:06:25,845 --> 00:06:27,764 We've just been, like, super busy on the road. 162 00:06:27,764 --> 00:06:29,223 And, um, yeah, I was just-- 163 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:32,018 it was, like, my girlfriend's birthday, so-- 164 00:06:32,018 --> 00:06:34,520 Oh, it seems like ever since you started dating her, 165 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,439 you've been distracted. 166 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:38,191 It's been like, six years. 167 00:06:38,191 --> 00:06:41,986 Just remember, Evan, nothing is as important as family. 168 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:45,281 Yeah. Hey, um, Amy, I think I'm-- 169 00:06:45,281 --> 00:06:47,033 I'm ready. Like, I-- 170 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:48,701 I think I'm gonna propose to Lizzie. 171 00:06:48,701 --> 00:06:50,912 No, I meant our family. 172 00:06:50,912 --> 00:06:53,206 You know, which I consider you a part of. 173 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:54,415 You wanna get engaged? 174 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:55,792 Peter was engaged once. 175 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:58,252 I don't know if you heard about how that turned out. 176 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,338 Do you want a song written about you? 177 00:07:00,338 --> 00:07:03,091 And the worst part is, I like the song, you know? 178 00:07:03,091 --> 00:07:05,051 It's like an earworm. It's got a very catchy hook. 179 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:06,761 Anyway, as a part of the family, 180 00:07:06,761 --> 00:07:08,721 I expect you to take your job seriously. 181 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:10,890 Oh, I--I take it really seriously. 182 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:13,226 I mean, I was literally up all night 183 00:07:13,226 --> 00:07:16,104 taking down the stupid picture, like, over and over again. 184 00:07:16,104 --> 00:07:17,105 [ominous music] 185 00:07:17,105 --> 00:07:20,233 What picture? 186 00:07:20,233 --> 00:07:22,026 You could look at it like this. 187 00:07:22,026 --> 00:07:25,113 You're like Tom Sawyer getting to see his own funeral, right? 188 00:07:25,113 --> 00:07:27,240 'Cause I imagine a lot of-- a lot of old friends 189 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,908 reached out, and they were happy to see 190 00:07:28,908 --> 00:07:29,992 that you were alive. 191 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:31,702 So that must have felt good, right? 192 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,496 No. Not really. 193 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:34,872 I mean, it was awful. 194 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:36,666 Like, my mom had a full fuckin' panic attack. 195 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:38,251 Oof. I'm sorry to hear that. 196 00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:40,086 Dr. Rossi, can you imagine being my mom? 197 00:07:40,086 --> 00:07:41,963 You find out your son dies, and then you go online 198 00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:44,215 and you read the news, and this is the picture they use? 199 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:45,466 Huh? Look at that. 200 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:46,759 Squinting like an idiot. 201 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:48,219 Right, but Pete, 202 00:07:48,219 --> 00:07:49,929 this isn't really about the photograph, right? 203 00:07:49,929 --> 00:07:54,183 This is about a lack of control over the situation. 204 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:56,561 I get really fuckin' mad at things I can't control. 205 00:07:56,561 --> 00:07:59,605 I get upset 'cause, you know, I try to do nice things. 206 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:01,858 Like, I do a climate change thing, 207 00:08:01,858 --> 00:08:03,276 and I wanna feel good. 208 00:08:03,276 --> 00:08:05,069 And then people online are just like, 209 00:08:05,069 --> 00:08:06,988 "Oh, Pete's a cokehead. Pete's on coke." 210 00:08:06,988 --> 00:08:08,698 You know, 'cause I move my jaw when I get nervous. 211 00:08:08,698 --> 00:08:10,032 And I wasn't even on coke, you know? 212 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:11,325 That's why I get so upset. 213 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,494 If I was on coke, I'd be like, wow, good job. 214 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:14,787 You--good eye, you know? 215 00:08:14,787 --> 00:08:16,122 But I wasn't on coke, you know what I'm saying? 216 00:08:16,122 --> 00:08:18,124 Uh, right. But Pete, are you on coke? 217 00:08:18,124 --> 00:08:19,709 N-now? No. 218 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:22,003 Like, if you came to me like, "Yo, did you--do you do coke?" 219 00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:23,254 I'd be like, no. But like, 220 00:08:23,254 --> 00:08:24,297 if someone's like, "You wanna do a bump?" 221 00:08:24,297 --> 00:08:25,798 - I'd be like, yeah. - Okay, okay. 222 00:08:25,798 --> 00:08:27,258 - I am not on cocaine... - Okay. 223 00:08:27,258 --> 00:08:29,218 - Right now. - [mutters indistinctly] 224 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:32,472 okay, as long as you're not on it now. 225 00:08:32,472 --> 00:08:34,015 Or too much. 226 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:35,767 Well, Pete, like, look-- [clears throat] 227 00:08:35,767 --> 00:08:37,643 People are gonna attack public figures. 228 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:38,853 You know that they are. 229 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:40,229 They're not gonna stop, right? 230 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,190 And you don't lead a quiet life, do you? 231 00:08:42,190 --> 00:08:43,858 [sighs] I'm, like, a sensitive guy. 232 00:08:43,858 --> 00:08:46,486 And I've told people how sensitive I am 233 00:08:46,486 --> 00:08:47,612 and what I struggle with, 234 00:08:47,612 --> 00:08:48,738 and yet, they still fuck with me, 235 00:08:48,738 --> 00:08:50,031 and I don't get it, you know? 236 00:08:50,031 --> 00:08:52,283 It's--I'm sorry, man. 237 00:08:52,283 --> 00:08:54,285 - This is stupid. - No, it's not stupid. 238 00:08:54,285 --> 00:08:55,536 My advice? 239 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:58,873 Stop actively looking for things to upset you. 240 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:00,708 If you're gonna keep going online 241 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:01,959 just to feel sorry for yourself, 242 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:03,169 then whose problem is that, Pete? 243 00:09:03,169 --> 00:09:04,629 That's your problem, all right? 244 00:09:04,629 --> 00:09:05,755 Don't blame other people for that. 245 00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:08,341 Take some control over your life. 246 00:09:08,341 --> 00:09:09,967 Yeah. 247 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:12,261 Yeah, take control. Just don't go on the Internet. 248 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:13,763 Don't look at the picture. Fuck the picture. 249 00:09:13,763 --> 00:09:16,349 Just pretend the photo doesn't exist. 250 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:17,517 Thanks, Dr. Rossi. 251 00:09:17,517 --> 00:09:18,851 Nice to see you smiling, pal. 252 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:20,061 That makes me happy. 253 00:09:20,061 --> 00:09:21,854 I got you penciled in here, pal. 254 00:09:21,854 --> 00:09:23,648 See you next week, buddy. 255 00:09:23,648 --> 00:09:25,900 I want to major in artificial meat. 256 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,693 But not, like, the chemistry of it, 257 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:28,778 but, like, the marketing of it. 258 00:09:28,778 --> 00:09:30,905 Like, watch this. 259 00:09:30,905 --> 00:09:32,407 The Unbelievaburger. 260 00:09:32,407 --> 00:09:33,783 Yeah. 261 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:35,201 You guys are good with computers, right? 262 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:36,494 Yeah, I guess. 263 00:09:36,494 --> 00:09:38,955 How do you find out who somebody is online? 264 00:09:38,955 --> 00:09:41,582 Do you like, track their IP address or something? 265 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,501 Oh, you don't need to do any of that CIA shit. 266 00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:46,212 Most people use the same username for different sites. 267 00:09:46,212 --> 00:09:48,965 So sometimes you can just, like, follow the trail. 268 00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:53,720 All right, can you help me find ImAScatMan76? 269 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,264 [mellow music] 270 00:09:56,264 --> 00:09:59,308 [dogs barking] 271 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:03,855 ♪ ♪ 272 00:10:03,855 --> 00:10:07,066 This is what it's all about, Peter. 273 00:10:07,066 --> 00:10:09,527 Look how nice this is, huh? 274 00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:14,323 Everything else in the whole world is bullshit. 275 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,200 It's really nice. Thanks for bringing me out here. 276 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,786 You're not supposed to smoke here. 277 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,079 What? 278 00:10:20,079 --> 00:10:22,081 You're not supposed to smoke here. 279 00:10:22,081 --> 00:10:24,041 What are you, a fuckin' forest ranger? 280 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,335 This is the planet Earth, pal. 281 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:27,920 We're outside. 282 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,089 Don't you have a fuckin' job or something to do 283 00:10:30,089 --> 00:10:31,758 instead of breaking balls? 284 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:33,092 Get the fuck out of here. 285 00:10:33,092 --> 00:10:34,927 Mind your fuckin' business. 286 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:36,304 Unbelievable. 287 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:38,264 What the fuck is that? Are we on "Candid Camera"? 288 00:10:38,264 --> 00:10:40,391 Did they bring that show back? 289 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:43,561 [sighs] 290 00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:46,856 I've been meaning to say something to you, 291 00:10:46,856 --> 00:10:48,441 'cause you're acting more and more mopey 292 00:10:48,441 --> 00:10:50,902 all the time, like you're not enjoying yourself or nothing. 293 00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:52,445 - What's up? - Yeah, I had a-- 294 00:10:52,445 --> 00:10:53,946 I had a weird week. 295 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:55,531 Because of the fake death bullshit? 296 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:57,784 - Yeah. - I mean, I'm actually dying, 297 00:10:57,784 --> 00:10:59,118 - so I-- - No, I know. I'm sorry. 298 00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:01,245 - I know. - I didn't say it for that. 299 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:03,456 No, I know. I just--it's not just that. 300 00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:05,249 There's also this guy that keeps 301 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:06,751 stalking me and harassing me, 302 00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:08,503 and I don't know what to do about it. 303 00:11:08,503 --> 00:11:10,046 I could tell you what to do about it. 304 00:11:10,046 --> 00:11:12,256 We'll go get Roy, and we'll go see this guy 305 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:13,716 and have a talk to him, that's all. 306 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:14,801 Fuck, all right, take it easy. 307 00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:15,927 You can't just do that, all right? 308 00:11:15,927 --> 00:11:17,261 I'll get fuckin' sued. 309 00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:18,930 Plus, I already talked to my therapist about it. 310 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,723 He said it's just best to leave it alone. 311 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,225 - Your therapist? - Yeah. 312 00:11:22,225 --> 00:11:24,477 You pay this fuckin' guy. I can't believe it. 313 00:11:24,477 --> 00:11:25,770 Someone has to listen. 314 00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,105 He tells you just forget about it. 315 00:11:27,105 --> 00:11:28,648 You don't forget about it. 316 00:11:28,648 --> 00:11:30,900 I just don't know why people fuck with me, Pop. 317 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:31,984 Why won't they leave me alone? 318 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:34,445 - You don't know why? - No. 319 00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:36,489 Peter, look. See that big dog over there? 320 00:11:36,489 --> 00:11:38,408 - Yeah. - Well, look at the little dog 321 00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:39,367 yipping at him. 322 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:41,035 And the big dog's doing nothing. 323 00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:43,162 - You know why? - 'Cause he's scared? 324 00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:44,956 No, he's not scared. 325 00:11:44,956 --> 00:11:46,541 He knows if he lets out one roar, 326 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:48,292 he'll ruin that fuckin' little puppy's day. 327 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,627 That thing will fuckin' go scatter, 328 00:11:49,627 --> 00:11:51,003 and he's liable to have a heart attack. 329 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:53,589 He's gonna run like a fuckin' rabbit. 330 00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:56,050 You know what I mean, big dog? 331 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,179 Be the big dog. 332 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:02,014 Don't let people shit on you and make you miserable. 333 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,474 I don't fucking like it. 334 00:12:03,474 --> 00:12:05,852 Fight back, Peter. Fight back. 335 00:12:05,852 --> 00:12:07,603 You're a fighter. It's in our blood. 336 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:10,189 [upbeat hip-hop music] 337 00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:13,359 You're right. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em. 338 00:12:13,359 --> 00:12:14,861 I'm gonna fucking do something about this. 339 00:12:14,861 --> 00:12:16,320 I hope you do, Peter. 340 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,822 You're the best. I love you. 341 00:12:17,822 --> 00:12:19,824 - I'll see you later. - Go kick ass. 342 00:12:19,824 --> 00:12:21,909 - I will. - My boy. 343 00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:26,539 all: Ohh! 344 00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:28,040 Ah, it's like real-life "Fruit Ninja." 345 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,500 - [laughs] - Try the watermelon. 346 00:12:31,878 --> 00:12:32,962 - [all exclaim] - Whoo! 347 00:12:32,962 --> 00:12:34,088 All right. 348 00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:35,339 Someone throw me a fuckin' pumpkin. 349 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:36,924 - No! - Whoa, whoa. 350 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,509 - No. - Respect. 351 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:40,053 Hey, Dave, why don't you get your Klingon sword? 352 00:12:40,053 --> 00:12:41,763 All right. 353 00:12:41,763 --> 00:12:44,599 Once again, Pete, this is a glaive, not a bat'leth. 354 00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:46,392 Have you ever seen a titty before? 355 00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:47,435 Oh, fuck. 356 00:12:47,435 --> 00:12:49,270 What? 357 00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:51,731 I think your mom might have found Scatman. 358 00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:52,899 Really? What? 359 00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:53,900 Gimme the--gimme! 360 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,401 The fuck? 361 00:12:55,401 --> 00:12:57,570 Dave, gimme your Klingon sword! 362 00:12:57,570 --> 00:13:04,577 ♪ ♪ 363 00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:12,919 - Shit. Shit. - So you just 364 00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:14,170 gave him the address? 365 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:16,130 We don't know anything about this guy. 366 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:17,382 He could be a psychopath. 367 00:13:17,382 --> 00:13:18,925 Yeah, but he just, like, took my phone. 368 00:13:18,925 --> 00:13:20,676 - Oh, so you just let him go? - No, he was, like, 369 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,637 holding this sword, and he was-- 370 00:13:22,637 --> 00:13:24,430 he was acting, like, really intense. 371 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:27,058 And he had this, like, insane look on his face. 372 00:13:27,058 --> 00:13:28,518 What does that even mean? 373 00:13:28,518 --> 00:13:30,186 Yeah, it was like-- like that. 374 00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:34,315 Fucking Crillz. 375 00:13:34,315 --> 00:13:37,443 [sighs] Damn it. Call me an Uber. 376 00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:39,695 [ominous percussive music] 377 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:44,867 ♪ ♪ 378 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,661 [tires screech] 379 00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:48,037 - Peter. - Mom? 380 00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:51,124 What are you doing here? Are you tracking me? 381 00:13:51,124 --> 00:13:53,167 What do you think I'm doing? I'm getting you out of here. 382 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,336 Does Dave know you have his Klingon sword? 383 00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:57,547 It's a glaive, and no, he doesn't. 384 00:13:57,547 --> 00:13:59,716 Look, the guy who posts the pictures lives here, 385 00:13:59,716 --> 00:14:01,300 and I'm waiting for him. He's not home yet. 386 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,219 Well, thank God for that. You don't know this guy. 387 00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:04,721 - What if he's dangerous? - Da-- 388 00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:05,805 I'm fuckin' dangerous! 389 00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:07,140 Yes, Peter. You're very dangerous. 390 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:08,182 - Get in the car. - I'm doing this. 391 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:09,684 Get in the fucking car! 392 00:14:09,684 --> 00:14:11,060 [lowers voice] All right. Don't make a scene. 393 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:12,478 Jesus Christ. 394 00:14:15,148 --> 00:14:16,399 I think we should go home. 395 00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:17,900 No, we're waiting till he gets back. 396 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,069 Why don't you just give his name to your lawyers 397 00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:21,487 - and let them deal with it? - No, Ma. 398 00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:23,072 I'm tired of people doing this shit to me. 399 00:14:23,072 --> 00:14:24,407 I need to see him. 400 00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:25,867 How do you know he's not on vacation? 401 00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:28,911 I don't care. I'll wait a fucking week, okay? 402 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,748 All right. I will wait too. 403 00:14:31,748 --> 00:14:34,917 [light tense music] 404 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:41,883 ♪ ♪ 405 00:14:41,883 --> 00:14:43,468 You hungry? 406 00:14:44,969 --> 00:14:46,596 Yeah, I could eat. Yeah. 407 00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:48,139 If I'd known we were doing a stakeout, 408 00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:49,474 I would have bought some sandwiches. 409 00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:51,184 - [chuckles] - Maybe there's a store 410 00:14:51,184 --> 00:14:54,228 - I could walk to. - No, I got it. 411 00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:55,855 You want burritos? 412 00:14:58,483 --> 00:15:00,276 You know, detective, I, uh-- 413 00:15:00,276 --> 00:15:01,944 I know you don't like working with me 414 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,614 because I'm a young rookie cop who doesn't play by the rules. 415 00:15:04,614 --> 00:15:07,241 But just know, I love what I do, 416 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,368 and I fuckin' get the job done. 417 00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:14,165 I've seen a lot of things on these streets. 418 00:15:14,874 --> 00:15:17,960 I'm out here to protect people, 'cause that's my job. 419 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,962 - It's what we fucking do. - It's what we do. 420 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,130 It's what we do. 421 00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:22,799 Thank you. 422 00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:26,469 So what do we do when he gets home? 423 00:15:26,469 --> 00:15:27,970 I don't know. I figured I'd roll up on him 424 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:31,182 with, like, that weird sword, and just see what happens. 425 00:15:38,481 --> 00:15:41,359 You know, when I read that story... 426 00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:45,738 [sighs] You know why it wrecked me? 427 00:15:45,738 --> 00:15:49,575 Because I immediately believed it. 428 00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:53,204 [scoffs] It's like the thing that you always knew 429 00:15:53,204 --> 00:15:55,498 was gonna happen had finally happened. 430 00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:01,337 You can't imagine what it's like to live like this, honey. 431 00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:04,090 You-- 432 00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:08,428 do you have any idea how hard it is to be your mother? 433 00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:14,934 [motorcycle engine revs] 434 00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:16,602 Ah! Ye, no! 435 00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:18,271 Did I miss anything? What happened? 436 00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:20,940 No. 437 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:22,316 No, you're good. 438 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:23,901 Fuck. 439 00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,236 Damn, it stinks in here. 440 00:16:25,236 --> 00:16:26,779 I'm gonna throw this stuff away. 441 00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:28,614 Yeah. 442 00:16:31,534 --> 00:16:36,247 [upbeat music playing] 443 00:16:36,247 --> 00:16:37,874 Shit. It's showtime. 444 00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:40,835 [tense percussive music] 445 00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:46,632 ♪ ♪ 446 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:47,633 Hey! 447 00:16:51,012 --> 00:16:52,805 Dr. Rossi? 448 00:16:52,805 --> 00:16:54,182 Pete. 449 00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:56,642 What, uh-- why are you at my home? 450 00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:58,561 Are you--are you "What About Bob"-ing me? 451 00:16:58,561 --> 00:16:59,812 What--what is this? This is-- 452 00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:01,314 - this is inappropriate, Pete. - Inappro-- 453 00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:02,565 - you're the fuckin' Scatman? - Whoa! 454 00:17:02,565 --> 00:17:03,858 - It's you? - Pete, 455 00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:05,735 I think you're having a manic paranoid episode, 456 00:17:05,735 --> 00:17:07,320 and you're projecting this onto me, okay? 457 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,654 That's bullshit. How come the user 458 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,573 had an LLC agreement attached to this address? 459 00:17:10,573 --> 00:17:11,824 - The user-- - Okay, okay, fine! 460 00:17:11,824 --> 00:17:13,576 - How come--how come you-- - Yes! Fine! Yes! 461 00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:16,370 Bravo, Pete. Bravo. You caught me. 462 00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:18,414 Uh, congratulations. 463 00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:20,333 Light up your pipe, Sherlock Holmes, 464 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,375 'cause this one's in the books. 465 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,877 What is this? 466 00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:24,295 Why--why do you have a glaive? Have you come to kill me? 467 00:17:24,295 --> 00:17:25,671 What are you doing, Pete? 468 00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:27,507 I don't know, man. I'm really fuckin' confused. 469 00:17:27,507 --> 00:17:29,425 Why don't we go inside and have a little chat 470 00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:31,886 about this, free of charge. 471 00:17:31,886 --> 00:17:33,679 [ominous music] 472 00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:39,102 Put the weapon down, 473 00:17:39,102 --> 00:17:40,686 and let's just have a little chat. 474 00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:41,979 Why would you do this to me? You know how triggering 475 00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:43,523 - and fucking traumatic this is? - Look, Pete. 476 00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:44,899 I thought you would have figured this out by now, 477 00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:46,401 but clearly, it's just not getting through to you. 478 00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:48,111 You don't see what this is? 479 00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:49,404 I am helping you, Pete. 480 00:17:49,404 --> 00:17:51,197 This is all part of our treatment. 481 00:17:51,197 --> 00:17:52,198 What are you talking about? 482 00:17:52,198 --> 00:17:53,574 All this work you're doing. 483 00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:54,867 You're obsessing over this Wikipedia picture. 484 00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:56,786 You know what that tells me, Pete? 485 00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:59,205 That tells me that you're not doing very good at all. 486 00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:01,541 I mean, Pete, this is just my way of tracking you, 487 00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:02,834 or controlling you, you know? 488 00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:04,794 But, like, I'm trying to keep tabs 489 00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:07,380 on if you're making any progress, and God damn it, 490 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:08,631 you have failed! 491 00:18:08,631 --> 00:18:09,674 What kind of method is that? 492 00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:10,883 What kind of therapy is that? 493 00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:12,009 I don't have to explain myself to you. 494 00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:13,219 You sound like all the rest of them. 495 00:18:13,219 --> 00:18:14,554 They all say, oh, you're crazy. 496 00:18:14,554 --> 00:18:16,556 Your methods are impractical, 497 00:18:16,556 --> 00:18:18,683 inhumane, ineffective, they won't work, 498 00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:20,435 they're not, uh, based in science. 499 00:18:20,435 --> 00:18:21,644 And you know what I say? Shut your-- 500 00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:24,063 shut your mouth, you stupid Harvard asshole! 501 00:18:24,063 --> 00:18:25,648 I'm not even a college-trained therapist, 502 00:18:25,648 --> 00:18:26,733 and I know more than you. 503 00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:28,067 You don't have a college degree? 504 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:29,360 What does that matter? 505 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,320 What, I have to have a little plaque on my wall 506 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,572 for you to feel good? Okay? 507 00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:34,073 - Yeah! - Okay, oh, so now you're-- 508 00:18:34,073 --> 00:18:36,033 you're fixating on what other people have. 509 00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,161 Oh, this guy's got a nicer car than me. 510 00:18:38,161 --> 00:18:40,329 This guy has an actual professional therapist. 511 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:41,748 I gotta have what he has. 512 00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:42,957 My goodness, we're gonna have 513 00:18:42,957 --> 00:18:44,834 a lot to talk about on Thursday, pal. 514 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,753 You don't think it's weird that I pay a guy to talk about 515 00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:48,004 a guy who's fucking with my head, 516 00:18:48,004 --> 00:18:49,630 - and it's the same fucking guy? - Not at all. 517 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:50,965 Do you know what? I'm gonna have to 518 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,425 have a whole other session with you 519 00:18:52,425 --> 00:18:53,426 to walk you through this. 520 00:18:53,426 --> 00:18:54,635 Okay, how's your Tuesday? 521 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:55,928 I'm gonna pencil you in for that. 522 00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:57,263 - You're an idiot. I'm leaving. - No, dude! 523 00:18:57,263 --> 00:18:58,556 Oh, Pete, I get it, okay? 524 00:18:58,556 --> 00:19:00,391 You're frustrated. This is a lot to process. 525 00:19:00,391 --> 00:19:01,934 So--uh, all right. 526 00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:04,771 Well, I will pencil you in for Tuesday, and we are good. 527 00:19:04,771 --> 00:19:05,772 No, you're fired. 528 00:19:05,772 --> 00:19:06,856 Not even on Thursday? 529 00:19:06,856 --> 00:19:08,024 I'm never gonna see you again. 530 00:19:08,024 --> 00:19:09,150 I've already put you in, so I'm gonna 531 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,526 have to charge you if I cancel it now. 532 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:11,903 But I didn't make the appointment! 533 00:19:11,903 --> 00:19:12,945 It's less than 24 hours, and that's just the rule. 534 00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:13,946 - You're fired! - Okay, Pete, 535 00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:15,281 - is this about the photo? - Yes! 536 00:19:15,281 --> 00:19:16,949 Okay, I'll take the stupid photo down, okay, 537 00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:18,451 if you're so fixated on it, all right? 538 00:19:18,451 --> 00:19:19,869 But I'm not gonna give up on you. 539 00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:21,412 I don't quit on my patients, Pete. 540 00:19:21,412 --> 00:19:23,664 I don't give up on them. Not until the day they die. 541 00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,124 And they all die. Most of them have. 542 00:19:25,124 --> 00:19:27,627 Suicide, mostly. 543 00:19:27,627 --> 00:19:28,628 Not all of them. 544 00:19:28,628 --> 00:19:30,630 You're here. 545 00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:32,131 Oh, my God. 546 00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:34,092 You did the fake death announcement, too, didn't you? 547 00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:37,011 Well, I guess we'll never know. 548 00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:39,972 Fuck you, dude. 549 00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:44,352 Unless you stop caring about the things that don't matter! 550 00:19:44,352 --> 00:19:46,604 Pete, all this time and energy you've spent 551 00:19:46,604 --> 00:19:48,940 focusing on this-- 552 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,441 you could have spent that focusing on 553 00:19:50,441 --> 00:19:52,276 the things that are really important to you, Pete. 554 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,863 What matters in your life, Pete? 555 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,490 [soft sentimental music] 556 00:19:57,490 --> 00:20:02,286 [whispering] Amy, your mom? 557 00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:04,038 Your mother? 558 00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:08,084 ♪ ♪ 559 00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:11,963 Peter? Peter, where are you? Oh, my God. 560 00:20:15,466 --> 00:20:16,968 Fuck, you're good. 561 00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,053 No shit, Pete. 562 00:20:20,555 --> 00:20:22,890 I'll see you on Thursday? 563 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,435 Can you do Friday, actually? 564 00:20:25,435 --> 00:20:27,812 I have a thing--I forgot, I have a thing on Thursday. 565 00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,397 I could do Zoom. Do you do Zoom? 566 00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:30,732 Zoom is fine. 567 00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:32,400 I'll be in my car, if that's not an issue. 568 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,901 - No, that's cool. - Okay. 569 00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,653 I'll see you then, bud. 570 00:20:35,653 --> 00:20:36,696 All right. 571 00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:39,407 - Pete. - Yeah? 572 00:20:39,407 --> 00:20:41,325 Don't forget your weapon. 573 00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:42,577 Oh. 574 00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:44,579 Yeah. 575 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,040 Oh, thank God. There you are! 576 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:50,626 - What the fuck? - Oh. 577 00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:52,670 It's all over with now. We can go. 578 00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:54,297 What, did I miss it? What happened? 579 00:20:54,297 --> 00:20:55,673 Yeah, uh, I just decided 580 00:20:55,673 --> 00:20:57,759 I'm not gonna waste time getting so upset 581 00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,135 over stuff like this. 582 00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:00,428 Wow. All right. 583 00:21:00,428 --> 00:21:01,721 That sounds very mature. 584 00:21:01,721 --> 00:21:05,099 Yeah, and also, this is, like, the first time 585 00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:07,852 we've spent any time together in, like, forever, 586 00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:11,856 and I'd like to spend more time with you. 587 00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:14,150 - You know? - I would love that, Peter. 588 00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:17,570 - Watch the glaive. - [laughs] 589 00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:18,780 Okay. 590 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:21,741 Hey, Ma, I, um-- 591 00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:24,577 I'm really sorry about everything. 592 00:21:24,577 --> 00:21:26,829 I--I can't imagine what that's like. 593 00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:30,291 But I--I promise I won't ever let anything 594 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:32,126 like that happen, okay? 595 00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:34,212 It's just, when I saw the news on my phone, I realized, 596 00:21:34,212 --> 00:21:37,090 like, that's how it's gonna happen. 597 00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:39,384 You know, that's how I'm gonna find out. 598 00:21:39,384 --> 00:21:42,095 And I--now I got that feeling, 599 00:21:42,095 --> 00:21:43,763 and I can't seem to shake it. 600 00:21:43,763 --> 00:21:46,849 Ma, Ma, I promise you, 601 00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:49,894 I will never kill myself until after you're dead. 602 00:21:51,813 --> 00:21:53,773 - You mean it? - I promise. 603 00:21:53,773 --> 00:21:55,525 You'll never know. 604 00:21:55,525 --> 00:21:57,527 [laughs] Thank you, honey. 605 00:21:57,527 --> 00:22:00,029 That's all I can ask for. Aw. 606 00:22:00,029 --> 00:22:03,408 * They waited all night by your door ♪ 607 00:22:03,408 --> 00:22:06,244 ♪ You probably wouldn't remember ♪ 608 00:22:06,244 --> 00:22:08,454 You know, this was one of your dad's favorite songs. 609 00:22:08,454 --> 00:22:09,789 Yeah, yeah, I remember 610 00:22:09,789 --> 00:22:10,998 he used to sing it to us all the time. 611 00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:12,959 ♪ In the pouring rain ♪ 612 00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:17,046 ♪ Everything's better when wet ♪ 613 00:22:17,046 --> 00:22:21,134 ♪ Jungle love, it's driving me mad ♪ 614 00:22:21,134 --> 00:22:24,053 Pete, take a picture with your sister. 615 00:22:24,053 --> 00:22:26,055 Here, get your arms around her. Look at me, guys. 616 00:22:26,055 --> 00:22:27,473 Smile. 617 00:22:27,473 --> 00:22:28,725 Now, don't squint, buddy. 618 00:22:28,725 --> 00:22:30,309 You're way more handsome with your eyes open. 619 00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:31,644 Come on. Yeah. 620 00:22:31,644 --> 00:22:32,937 There you go. What a stud, huh? 621 00:22:32,937 --> 00:22:35,857 What a stud. [shutter clicks] 622 00:22:35,857 --> 00:22:37,942 [Steve Miller Band's "Jungle Love"] 623 00:22:37,942 --> 00:22:40,862 * You treat me like I was your ocean ♪ 624 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:44,157 ♪ You swim in my blood when it's warm ♪ 625 00:22:44,157 --> 00:22:47,493 ♪ My cycles of circular motion ♪ 626 00:22:47,493 --> 00:22:50,621 ♪ Protect you and keep you from harm ♪ 627 00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:54,083 ♪ You live in a world of illusion ♪ 628 00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:57,336 ♪ Where everything's peaches and cream ♪ 629 00:22:57,336 --> 00:23:00,298 ♪ We all face a scarlet conclusion ♪ 630 00:23:00,298 --> 00:23:03,217 ♪ But we spend our time in a dream ♪ 631 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:04,969 ♪ ♪ 632 00:23:04,969 --> 00:23:08,014 ♪ Jungle love, it's driving me mad ♪ 633 00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:11,517 ♪ It's making me crazy, crazy ♪ 634 00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:17,315 ♪ Jungle love, it's driving me crazy ♪ 635 00:23:17,315 --> 00:23:24,280 ♪ ♪