1 00:00:20,313 --> 00:00:23,775 [dramatic music] 2 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:44,587 So they are pulling the offer on "The Fast and the Furious." 3 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:45,880 What? Why? 4 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,465 Because you were photographed doing whippets 5 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,384 at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 6 00:00:49,384 --> 00:00:50,968 It's on "Just Jared." 7 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:52,053 Dude, everyone there was drunk. 8 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:53,679 You're 29. 9 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,765 Who does whippets outside of high school? 10 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:57,767 It was with the Avengers, okay? 11 00:00:57,767 --> 00:00:59,852 Like two of 'em. 12 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:00,853 - Who? - Cool ones. 13 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,188 Like from the first movie. 14 00:01:02,188 --> 00:01:04,982 How do we fix this? Can he do a charity event? 15 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:06,317 Or-- [Peter sighs] 16 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:09,779 Do people know what happened to his father? 17 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,197 On 9/11? 18 00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:12,990 - Ma... - Look, Pete, 19 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,117 we just have to prove that 20 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:17,453 you can show up to a place on time, 21 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:20,248 do your job with zero catastrophes. 22 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:21,791 Yeah, guys, I'm not that bad. 23 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:23,251 You're treating me like I'm an island boy. 24 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:25,253 Listen. We'll do whatever it takes. 25 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,171 Good. 26 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:29,048 Vin Diesel's daughter is a fan. 27 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:32,510 She's having a birthday party on a yacht this weekend. 28 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:36,305 If you could perform there on time and sober, 29 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:37,932 I think they'd reconsider. 30 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,767 Pete, I know you can do this. 31 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,811 It's a birthday party for a kid, guys. 32 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:44,105 I think I got this. 33 00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:45,231 It's in Florida. 34 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:48,943 - Oh, for God's sake. - What? 35 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:51,320 Oh, Florida is where you were at your worst. 36 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,657 It's everything wrong with you in one state. 37 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:58,119 Look. I'll be good, okay? I'll get the movie, all right? 38 00:01:58,119 --> 00:01:59,495 I'm glad to hear 39 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,539 that you are open to making the right decision, 40 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:02,874 but I'm a bit concerned 41 00:02:02,874 --> 00:02:05,334 because you're doing nitrous right now. 42 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,711 [inhales deeply] 43 00:02:08,755 --> 00:02:09,964 Just do the show 44 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,507 without attracting any attention to yourself. 45 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:13,342 I don't want to see a single paparazzi photo of you 46 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:15,678 acting stupid in Florida, okay? 47 00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:17,847 Okay. 48 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,182 - Evan. - Yeah? 49 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:21,184 I need you to put this on Pete. 50 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:23,019 Uh, what--what is it? 51 00:02:23,019 --> 00:02:24,353 It's a tracking device. 52 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:25,521 I need to know where he is 53 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:27,440 and what he's doing at all times. 54 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,901 I'm also sending Poppy and Roy with you guys. 55 00:02:29,901 --> 00:02:32,403 What? W-why? 56 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:33,696 There's some sandwich Poppy wants 57 00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:35,364 one last time before he dies. 58 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:37,450 Is this-- is this really necessary? 59 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:39,911 This is Florida. We cannot be too careful. 60 00:02:39,911 --> 00:02:42,371 Okay. 61 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:45,374 [energetic electronic music] 62 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,918 * Ooh-ooh! ♪ 63 00:02:46,918 --> 00:02:48,920 ♪ ♪ 64 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,172 Gilly. 65 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,508 ♪ ♪ 66 00:02:53,508 --> 00:02:55,343 Take it easy, bro. It's a rental. 67 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:58,596 Hey, who's all those friggin' guys? 68 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:00,890 - Those are the boys. - Boys go everywhere with him. 69 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:02,141 Hey, Amy, 70 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:04,394 who's that supermodel standing there with you? 71 00:03:04,394 --> 00:03:05,478 Hey, Roy. 72 00:03:05,478 --> 00:03:09,524 She knows my name. [laughs] 73 00:03:09,524 --> 00:03:11,317 - Yo. - Yo, Petey. 74 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:12,568 Lotta ass out in Florida right now. 75 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:13,820 I'm checking my Bumble, dude. 76 00:03:13,820 --> 00:03:16,823 I might have some fucking pussy this weekend. 77 00:03:16,823 --> 00:03:18,449 Also, you're in my profile picture, 78 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:20,868 so that's helping quite a bit. 79 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,203 I DM'd Chris Evans. 80 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:23,579 Dude, I told him I was with you guys, 81 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:25,039 and he was like, "Cool." 82 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,041 Okay, everybody ready to go? [engine turns over] 83 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:29,585 Roy are you sure you know how to drive that thing? 84 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:31,629 Oh, I'll figure it out. 85 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:34,882 [tires screeching] 86 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,260 ♪ ♪ 87 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:40,430 Sorry! I'll get someone to fix that. 88 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:42,974 ♪ Last call ♪ 89 00:03:42,974 --> 00:03:44,183 * Ooh-ooh! ♪ 90 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:48,312 - * Last call ♪ - * Ooh-ooh! ♪ 91 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:51,774 {\an8}Hey, Ma. What are you doing? 92 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:54,569 {\an8}Pete and Poppy are on 95 right now. 93 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:56,904 {\an8}They are going 12 miles over the speed limit. 94 00:03:56,904 --> 00:04:00,366 {\an8}Okay, okay. This is disturbing, okay? 95 00:04:00,366 --> 00:04:03,703 {\an8}You need to stop stalking Pete like the rest of the world. 96 00:04:03,703 --> 00:04:06,622 {\an8}What am I, chopped liver? Come on. 97 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:08,291 {\an8}Let's go out. Let's do something. 98 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:09,375 What do you wanna do? 99 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,502 I wanna go out to dinner. Come on. 100 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:12,628 We should be taking advantage 101 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:13,713 of the fact that Pete's not here. 102 00:04:13,713 --> 00:04:16,632 Enough. He's a grown man, okay? 103 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:23,514 So, uh, so, what--what'd you do before you retired? 104 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:26,726 I was in the export business. 105 00:04:26,726 --> 00:04:30,646 - Negotiator-slash-courier. - [chuckles] 106 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:33,608 Kinda sounds like you were in the CIA. 107 00:04:33,608 --> 00:04:37,779 Joe tell you that? 108 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:41,532 What? 109 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:44,118 Hey, no doobies in the fucking car. 110 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:45,661 I won't be able to breathe. 111 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:47,330 Fucking guys. Damn it. 112 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:48,498 No problem. 113 00:04:48,498 --> 00:04:49,707 We don't got to get high to have fun. 114 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,084 - Right, boys? - Right. 115 00:04:51,084 --> 00:04:54,170 We just gonna watch TV and eat these gummy bears. 116 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:56,214 You got gummy bears? 117 00:04:56,214 --> 00:04:58,591 [softly] Crillz, mm-mm. 118 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,260 What? 119 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:04,055 - [indistinct chatter] - Have a little more, yeah. 120 00:05:04,055 --> 00:05:05,515 - Way to go. - Good? 121 00:05:05,515 --> 00:05:07,892 - Yeah, tastes all right. - Okay. 122 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:11,562 You might wanna take it easy on those. 123 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:14,023 He's gonna be in the stratosphere, nigga. 124 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:15,817 So what do you guys do? 125 00:05:15,817 --> 00:05:18,361 I love your grandson. That's what I do. 126 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:19,695 Yeah. Me, too. 127 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:21,697 - I also make acai bowls. - I'd kill for him. 128 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:23,866 Where the fuck you find these assholes? 129 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,159 - Staten Island. - Change my name, 130 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:26,577 move to Michigan... [notification chimes] 131 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:29,372 Fuck, it's my agent. 132 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:31,124 [sighs] 133 00:05:31,124 --> 00:05:32,625 What's up? You okay? 134 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:35,545 Someone's leaking shit. It's the paparazzi again. 135 00:05:35,545 --> 00:05:37,547 - Sounds like you got a rat. - Really? 136 00:05:37,547 --> 00:05:40,216 You think someone would rat on me? 137 00:05:40,216 --> 00:05:44,637 Well, you surround yourself with garbage, you attract rats. 138 00:05:44,637 --> 00:05:46,013 Uh, no offense, guys. 139 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,432 Nah, I get it. 140 00:05:47,432 --> 00:05:48,891 I don't. 141 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,393 Ugh, I'm getting tired over here. 142 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:51,936 I'll take a little nap. 143 00:05:51,936 --> 00:05:54,897 Yo, those some badass glasses. 144 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:57,066 - You like 'em? - Yeah. 145 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:59,360 - You wanna try 'em on? - Fuck yeah. 146 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,862 There you go. 147 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:06,826 - How do I look? - Yeah, you look good, my G. 148 00:06:06,826 --> 00:06:09,829 Yeah, yeah. [laughter] 149 00:06:09,829 --> 00:06:11,456 Ah. 150 00:06:11,456 --> 00:06:14,125 [laughter] 151 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,170 Good night, sweet prince. 152 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:20,131 [smooth upbeat music] 153 00:06:20,131 --> 00:06:24,552 ♪ ♪ 154 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,220 I don't even think she put our names down. 155 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,264 You know, let's just go to Danino's. 156 00:06:28,264 --> 00:06:29,807 Let's go. 157 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:32,643 You know what? Fuck this. We're getting in. 158 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:33,978 ♪ ♪ 159 00:06:33,978 --> 00:06:36,272 Excuse me, sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. 160 00:06:36,272 --> 00:06:37,774 ♪ ♪ 161 00:06:37,774 --> 00:06:40,568 Okay, that's great. Thank you. 162 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:41,736 She's giving us a table. 163 00:06:41,736 --> 00:06:43,446 What did you do? 164 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,281 Told her Pete was coming. 165 00:06:45,281 --> 00:06:47,825 Well, look at you. 166 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:50,620 Right this way, ladies. 167 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:51,954 I feel disgusting. 168 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:54,457 I'm not hungry anymore, but I still need a drink. 169 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:56,250 [sighs] 170 00:06:58,211 --> 00:06:59,796 Psst. Pete. 171 00:06:59,796 --> 00:07:01,381 So I've got this movie idea 172 00:07:01,381 --> 00:07:02,507 I been writing down in my notes. 173 00:07:02,507 --> 00:07:03,716 Have you? 174 00:07:03,716 --> 00:07:06,511 So we start off on a dark and rainy day. 175 00:07:06,511 --> 00:07:08,221 There's a man in a ten-gallon hat, 176 00:07:08,221 --> 00:07:09,472 smoking a cigarette. 177 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,682 He looks down and sees his shoes are untied. 178 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:14,268 He ties his shoes and then walks to the casino. 179 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,145 Is he gonna play blackjack? 180 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:18,064 Is he gonna put the money back in his pocket 181 00:07:18,064 --> 00:07:19,649 and go home to his wife? 182 00:07:19,649 --> 00:07:22,985 Does he have a wife? 183 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:24,987 What the fuck are you talking about? 184 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:29,033 If you are telling me that no one at work knows, 185 00:07:29,033 --> 00:07:30,827 like, do they even know that I'm your mother? 186 00:07:30,827 --> 00:07:32,829 [laughs] Yeah, announce it to the whole hospital. 187 00:07:32,829 --> 00:07:34,580 Oh, hey, my brother's really famous. 188 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:36,666 That's all you should talk to me about. 189 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:38,167 Oh, so you don't like all the attention? 190 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:40,586 No, I just like having one place in the world 191 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:44,173 where I get to be Casey, not Pete's sister. 192 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:47,009 I was on a date once, and the guy was like, 193 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,678 "I'm so sorry for all that your brother went through 194 00:07:48,678 --> 00:07:50,596 when his dad died." 195 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:53,015 Who's the sensitive mystery man? 196 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,976 Okay, um, do you know what it's like 197 00:07:54,976 --> 00:07:56,811 to have people constantly ask you 198 00:07:56,811 --> 00:07:58,396 about your brother's dick? 199 00:07:58,396 --> 00:08:00,064 So your friends are interested in him. 200 00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:02,108 See? That's what he needs. 201 00:08:02,108 --> 00:08:04,694 Like, a nice, normal, average girl. 202 00:08:04,694 --> 00:08:06,487 - Like you! - Average? 203 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:09,407 No. You know, I mean-- not these starlets, you know, 204 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:11,117 that do yoga. 205 00:08:11,117 --> 00:08:13,035 Okay, stop talking about Pete. 206 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:17,623 Which one are you? 207 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:19,000 I'm Dave. 208 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,460 Mr. Larocca said there was something about me 209 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:21,753 he just didn't like, 210 00:08:21,753 --> 00:08:24,088 so I have to stay up here the rest of the trip. 211 00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:25,757 Uh-huh. 212 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:28,509 Hi. I hope you're enjoying everything. 213 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,594 Yes. 214 00:08:29,594 --> 00:08:30,887 Uh, but at this point, 215 00:08:30,887 --> 00:08:33,514 your guest probably isn't arriving, 216 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:35,683 and we're gonna need this table. 217 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:38,895 I'm sorry, do you have any idea who my son is? 218 00:08:38,895 --> 00:08:40,897 Timothée Chalamet. Yeah. 219 00:08:40,897 --> 00:08:42,065 We're the Chalamets! 220 00:08:42,065 --> 00:08:44,025 And I-- I am Pete Davidson's mother. 221 00:08:44,025 --> 00:08:45,026 I just told you I don't want-- 222 00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:46,944 I am. That's his sister. 223 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,237 And you're not gonna usher us out of here 224 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:51,074 like we're sort of normal people. 225 00:08:51,074 --> 00:08:52,158 - All right? - All right. 226 00:08:52,158 --> 00:08:53,785 I'm the queen of Staten Island! 227 00:08:53,785 --> 00:08:55,745 Okay, okay, come on. 228 00:08:55,745 --> 00:08:58,581 Marisa Tomei played me in the movie! 229 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:01,584 [upbeat salsa music] 230 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:06,839 ♪ ♪ 231 00:09:06,839 --> 00:09:08,424 ♪ Touchdown, hand down ♪ 232 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:10,843 So then he takes the playing card out of his hat, 233 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:14,222 the Ace of Spades, and that's his name. 234 00:09:14,222 --> 00:09:16,557 Ace fucking Spade. 235 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,309 You gotta work on that pitch. 236 00:09:18,309 --> 00:09:20,770 It's just a lot of stage direction. 237 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:22,980 - [camera shutters clicking] - The fuck? 238 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,565 Yo, how'd they know I'd be here? 239 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:27,443 I don't know. I-I used your fake name, Tostito Jones. 240 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:28,778 They're probably here for me. 241 00:09:28,778 --> 00:09:30,488 I just shot my second episode of "Blue Bloods." 242 00:09:30,488 --> 00:09:32,073 [chuckles] Fame move fast. 243 00:09:32,073 --> 00:09:34,867 It's your rat. 244 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,828 - Fuck. - Fucking rat. 245 00:09:36,828 --> 00:09:39,330 [sighs] Let's do this. Let's go. 246 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:41,916 Yeah, yeah. 247 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:43,876 [camera shutters clicking] 248 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:46,129 - [grunts] No more pictures! - Oh, shit! 249 00:09:46,129 --> 00:09:47,839 - What's going on? - [screams] 250 00:09:47,839 --> 00:09:49,716 - [camera parts shattering] - Holy shit. 251 00:09:49,716 --> 00:09:52,343 Hey, what's up, boys? Welcome to Miami! 252 00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:55,430 305. That's the area code. Y'all ready to get Crispy? 253 00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:56,931 - Come on. Let's go. - Welcome to Miami. 254 00:09:56,931 --> 00:09:58,933 Who the fuck is that? 255 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:00,268 Hey, no pictures, no pictures! 256 00:10:00,268 --> 00:10:01,602 Yeah, please. Don't do that. 257 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:02,770 I'ma take care of everything for you. 258 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,647 One second. I just gotta get the keys. 259 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:07,900 I already got it, boss. Room 427, the Kid Rock suite. 260 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,277 Hold on. Do you work here? 261 00:10:09,277 --> 00:10:10,611 Is that true? It's called the Kid Rock Suite? 262 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:11,738 I mean, it's just the room that 263 00:10:11,738 --> 00:10:13,281 me and Kid Rock did a bunch of coke 264 00:10:13,281 --> 00:10:16,826 and made love to this woman and it was mad romantic. 265 00:10:16,826 --> 00:10:19,245 - I don't like this guy. - Yeah? 266 00:10:19,245 --> 00:10:21,622 Well, I don't like this guy, either. 267 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,875 [laughs] Crispy! 268 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,127 Oh, I like those glasses. Can I try 'em on? 269 00:10:26,127 --> 00:10:28,379 No. 270 00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:32,091 Come on, move your crunchy fucking ass. 271 00:10:32,091 --> 00:10:35,428 Lady? 272 00:10:35,428 --> 00:10:38,431 Oh, yeah. And by the way, my name is Crispy. 273 00:10:38,431 --> 00:10:40,892 I got all the best jewelry in Southern Florida. 274 00:10:40,892 --> 00:10:42,810 Hit me up. I'll hook you guys up. 275 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,313 Oh, my shit is way better than Lou's Diamonds. 276 00:10:45,313 --> 00:10:48,274 Lou's Diamonds can suck my dick from the back. 277 00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:49,734 Crispy! 278 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,405 This is fucking awesome! 279 00:10:54,405 --> 00:10:55,907 That's what I'm talking about, dude! 280 00:10:55,907 --> 00:10:57,283 These movies are fucking sick, man. 281 00:10:57,283 --> 00:10:59,452 Vin Diesel is like Martin Scorsese. 282 00:10:59,452 --> 00:11:01,287 The two share the same photo in my head. 283 00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:03,456 How can you love this and not "Endgame"? 284 00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:05,625 I mean, Doc Brown's DeLorean makes more sense 285 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,293 than Dominic Toretto's Charger. 286 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:08,961 This is a dumb debate, okay? 287 00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,047 Action beats sci-fi every time. 288 00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:12,882 It's just mindless fun. 289 00:11:12,882 --> 00:11:14,133 Like, that's the beauty of these movies. 290 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:16,010 You don't have to follow a story. 291 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:18,012 - There's no logic. - That's right. 292 00:11:18,012 --> 00:11:19,806 Just strap in, wait for 'splosions. 293 00:11:19,806 --> 00:11:21,891 [dramatic music] 294 00:11:21,891 --> 00:11:23,017 Yeah, I got a fucking hand job 295 00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:24,560 to "The Fast and the Furious" once. 296 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,646 [snoring] 297 00:11:26,646 --> 00:11:27,855 [chuckles and snorts] 298 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:33,820 - Oh, hey! - [gasps] 299 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:35,238 Hey, I got locked out of my room. 300 00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:37,824 - Can I use your shower? - [groans] Yeah, dude. 301 00:11:37,824 --> 00:11:39,867 Where the fuck did you go last night? 302 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,286 [chuckles] Where, indeed. 303 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:43,496 [softly] Where, indeed. 304 00:11:43,496 --> 00:11:46,707 The fuck happened to your face, dude? 305 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,292 See ya at breakfast. 306 00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:53,214 [chuckles] Classic Dave. 307 00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:57,427 [upbeat music] 308 00:11:57,427 --> 00:12:01,597 ♪ ♪ 309 00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:03,057 This OJ is mad pulpy. 310 00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:04,851 - Yeah. That's coffee. - Thanks. 311 00:12:04,851 --> 00:12:07,311 - I'll get the next one. - Cool. 312 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:10,857 - [sighs] - Hey! Morning! There he is! 313 00:12:10,857 --> 00:12:12,066 What happened to your face? 314 00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:13,735 I made it right. 315 00:12:13,735 --> 00:12:15,194 What are you guys doing? 316 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:16,529 Roy's coming with the car 317 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:17,697 and we're gonna go have the Cuban sandwiches. 318 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:18,990 You forgot? 319 00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:20,324 Oh, we're gonna stop at Crispy's first. 320 00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:21,492 We'll get, like, the sandwiches later. 321 00:12:21,492 --> 00:12:23,035 You're gonna see that asshole? 322 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:24,203 Yeah, it'll be fun. 323 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:25,455 You don't even know the fucking guy. 324 00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:26,706 Hey, Pete, I-I don't think we have time. 325 00:12:26,706 --> 00:12:28,708 He's, like, totally in the wrong direction. 326 00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:29,917 What are you talking about? We gotta go. 327 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,044 We gotta go to Crispy's. 328 00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:32,336 We can't miss this party. 329 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:33,463 When a guy like that walks into your life, 330 00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:35,423 you kinda just gotta go along with it. 331 00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:37,842 When in Rome, you do as the Romans do. 332 00:12:37,842 --> 00:12:39,510 That was originally a threat. 333 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,596 Quando a Roma. 334 00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:43,556 [inhales deeply] All right, guys. Come on. 335 00:12:48,186 --> 00:12:51,147 Hey. Listen to me. 336 00:12:51,147 --> 00:12:54,525 Whatever happens to him, I do to you. 337 00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,778 Y-you mean, like, only, like, the bad stuff, right? 338 00:12:56,778 --> 00:12:58,696 Yeah, just the bad stuff. 339 00:13:00,615 --> 00:13:02,575 - * You supposed to ♪ - * Party like a mofo ♪ 340 00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:04,452 - * He supposed to ♪ - * Party like a mofo ♪ 341 00:13:04,452 --> 00:13:06,370 - * She's supposed to ♪ - * Party like a mofo ♪ 342 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,081 - * We supposed to ♪ - * Party like a mofo ♪ 343 00:13:08,081 --> 00:13:09,290 - * You supposed to ♪ - * Party like a mofo ♪ 344 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:11,751 Looks pretty cool, huh? 345 00:13:11,751 --> 00:13:14,670 - * She's supposed to ♪ - * Party like a mofo ♪ 346 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,756 Hey, let's just, like, keep the car running. 347 00:13:16,756 --> 00:13:18,424 Man, fuck you. 348 00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:20,968 Pete, wouldn't it be funny as, like, a bit, 349 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,929 you bought us these watches as a, like, 350 00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:24,347 'cause they're so dumb? 351 00:13:24,347 --> 00:13:27,558 I would get the dumbest one as a bit. 352 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:30,144 Hey, Pete. I think this is, like, a really weird situation. 353 00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:34,774 We're in a gas station that sells necklaces. 354 00:13:34,774 --> 00:13:37,026 Yeah, yeah, let's get the fuck outta here. 355 00:13:37,026 --> 00:13:39,779 Lock the fucking safe, Raoul! Ah! 356 00:13:39,779 --> 00:13:42,990 Oh, shit! Pete, you made it! 357 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,284 Oh, baby, I knew you was a real one! 358 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:48,329 Take it in, baby. Crispy Diamonds, world-famous. 359 00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:49,997 I built this place with my bare hands. 360 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,666 Huh? It's crispy, right? Huh? 361 00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:53,209 - Yeah, man. - Let's get you hooked up. 362 00:13:53,209 --> 00:13:55,586 Yeah, uh, we just, you know, wanted to come by, 363 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,755 say hello, and check out the place. 364 00:13:57,755 --> 00:14:01,592 It's real cool, but we gotta get going for a gig, so... 365 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,469 What do you mean? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 366 00:14:03,469 --> 00:14:05,179 You're gonna drive all the way out to see me 367 00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:06,806 and not check out all the crispies? 368 00:14:06,806 --> 00:14:09,016 You know I got the crispies. Come on, you can't leave. 369 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,143 Just give me one more chance, all right? 370 00:14:10,143 --> 00:14:11,769 Look, I got the Instagram wall. 371 00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:14,981 You can take a picture in front of the famous Instagram wall! 372 00:14:14,981 --> 00:14:16,482 Sorry, man. We gotta go, but-- 373 00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:18,484 You know what? You're right. This place is a shithole. 374 00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:20,445 I'm gonna take you to someplace really crispy. 375 00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:22,238 I got another place. It's five minutes away. 376 00:14:22,238 --> 00:14:23,740 We could get there in 20 minutes. 377 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,159 Just give me one second to call my friend and hook it up. 378 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:27,326 Glenda, will you get 'em some tap water? 379 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,703 [snaping fingers] Glenda? Glenda? 380 00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:30,663 She's in a K-hole! I'll be right back. 381 00:14:30,663 --> 00:14:32,665 [upbeat music on radio] 382 00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:35,752 So we're, like, going to, like, a second location? 383 00:14:35,752 --> 00:14:39,380 Yeah. He said it's, like, extra crispy. 384 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,803 Yeah, welcome to the Crispy compound, boys. 385 00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:49,015 I rented this place out to Diplo once for a foam party, 386 00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:51,350 if you guys wanna watch the Ring footage later. 387 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,604 - [chuckling] Take it in, boys! - Wow. 388 00:14:54,604 --> 00:14:57,106 This place is sick, man. We should've came here first. 389 00:14:57,106 --> 00:15:00,401 - Make yourselves at home. - Wow. 390 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:02,487 That--that was, like, literally, 391 00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:05,239 like, a two-hour drive. We are so fucked. 392 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,575 Fuck. 393 00:15:07,575 --> 00:15:10,661 Pete, you should buy this fucking moose. 394 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:13,414 I'm not selling a fucking thing! 395 00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:16,209 - [snorting laughter] - Dad, you're embarrassing me. 396 00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:17,960 [chuckles uncomfortably] Crispy! 397 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,796 Your name is Ben! 398 00:15:19,796 --> 00:15:21,089 Shh! Come on! 399 00:15:21,089 --> 00:15:24,467 You and your friends can take a look around. 400 00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:29,347 Don't touch anything or you're dead. 401 00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:30,264 Come on, Pete. I wanna show you something. 402 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:31,891 Okay. 403 00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:33,643 I'm so sorry. My dad's so embarrassing. 404 00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:35,770 I don't even know if he's my biological dad. 405 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,397 He raised me, but we never really known if he-- 406 00:15:37,397 --> 00:15:39,565 Hey, uh, Mr. Crispy, uh, 407 00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:41,734 Pete's has to get to this show before this boat leaves. 408 00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,361 His career kind of depends on it. 409 00:15:43,361 --> 00:15:44,779 Okay, I'm sorry. Excuse me. 410 00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:46,489 Are you, like, the manager or the agent or something? 411 00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:47,990 'Cause what the fuck do you keep interrupting me for? 412 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,076 Seriously? I just need a couple minutes with him. 413 00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:51,285 Okay, look, I'm sorry, look. 414 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:52,995 Please, pretty please with sugar on top 415 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,622 just give me two seconds, we'll be right back. 416 00:15:54,622 --> 00:15:56,082 - That's all I need! - We're almost done. 417 00:15:56,082 --> 00:15:59,127 Okay? Just two minutes. Huh? I care about stuff, Pete. 418 00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:02,380 - That's cool, man. - I care about stuff, Pete! 419 00:16:04,424 --> 00:16:06,676 - [sighs] Sick, bro. - Yeah, this this is so-- 420 00:16:06,676 --> 00:16:08,761 I mean, look, you got the leather crisp, 421 00:16:08,761 --> 00:16:10,972 the air conditioning gets extra crispy. 422 00:16:10,972 --> 00:16:14,183 Of course, the GPS, in case you wanna go to Crispytown. 423 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:16,436 Oh, fuck! The paps are back. 424 00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:18,020 How do they keep finding us? I don't get it. 425 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,480 Oh, shit. 426 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,898 Well, if you want, we could get the fuck outta Dodge. 427 00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,900 - That'd be great. How? - In the Dodge. 428 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,277 [laughing] Crispy! 429 00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:26,529 [laughs] Hey, fuck you, Dad! 430 00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:27,864 [both laughing] [engine revving] 431 00:16:27,864 --> 00:16:30,867 [tires squealing] 432 00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:37,957 What just happened? 433 00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:39,333 You know what the fuck just happened. 434 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:42,170 What are you waiting for? Get the fuck outta here! 435 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:44,922 [energetic synth-driven music] 436 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:48,551 Go! [keys jingling] 437 00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:50,386 - Let's go, baby. - Let's ride. 438 00:16:50,386 --> 00:16:53,389 [keys jingle] Fuck it! Let's do this. 439 00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:55,099 [The Pointer Sisters' "Neutron Dance"] 440 00:16:55,099 --> 00:16:56,893 Hey, what are we doing here? 441 00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:59,437 Why are we doing this? We're all chasing this guy? 442 00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:01,022 For a picture? And this is the car? 443 00:17:01,022 --> 00:17:03,775 Did you decide this? I'm bigger than the car. 444 00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:07,945 * I don't want to take it anymore ♪ 445 00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:10,740 ♪ I'll just stay here locked behind the door ♪ 446 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,617 ♪ ♪ 447 00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:16,788 ♪ Just no time to stop and get away ♪ 448 00:17:16,788 --> 00:17:19,916 ♪ 'Cause I work so hard to make it every day ♪ 449 00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:21,292 ♪ ♪ 450 00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:22,418 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪ 451 00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:24,379 We cooking today, boy! 452 00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:26,255 Save this nigga, Pete! 453 00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:28,216 * Whoo-hoo ♪ 454 00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:30,426 ♪ ♪ 455 00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:32,303 Oh, shit! They're following you? 456 00:17:32,303 --> 00:17:34,389 - Fuck! - "Page Six" and "Just Jared"! 457 00:17:34,389 --> 00:17:35,723 You just keep driving, 458 00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,809 and I'm gonna smoke these jive turkeys. 459 00:17:37,809 --> 00:17:39,060 [cackles] 460 00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,728 No, it's fine! They can just take my picture! 461 00:17:40,728 --> 00:17:42,105 Oh, no! 462 00:17:42,105 --> 00:17:44,273 ♪ ♪ 463 00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:45,733 [gunfire and ricochets] 464 00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:47,985 There's fucking guns! Crispy, no! 465 00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:49,695 both: Oh, shit! 466 00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:52,824 - [gunfire and ricochets] - Keep it straight! 467 00:17:52,824 --> 00:17:55,743 Don't do that! Please! Please! 468 00:17:56,119 --> 00:17:58,621 The fucking pickles. That's the secret. 469 00:17:58,621 --> 00:18:00,998 Unbelievable pickle. Watch. You'll see. 470 00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:02,250 - Holy shit. - Mm-hmm. 471 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,584 That's a pickle. 472 00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:06,796 Oh, shit! They're coming around that way! 473 00:18:06,796 --> 00:18:09,340 [yelps] He's gonna shoot! He's shooting at us! 474 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:10,508 - Excuse me! - Oh, no. God! 475 00:18:10,508 --> 00:18:12,009 - Let me take care of this. - [screams] 476 00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:13,970 [gunfire and ricochets] 477 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,972 ♪ ♪ 478 00:18:15,972 --> 00:18:18,057 [screams] You fucking killed a guy! 479 00:18:18,057 --> 00:18:19,600 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 480 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,812 We are gonna be so fucking late to the show! 481 00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:24,021 I don't think the Cubans are known 482 00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:27,692 for their cu-zeen, I'll be honest with you. 483 00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,026 For their what? Cu-zeen? 484 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:31,821 I don't the Cubans are known for their food. 485 00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:33,823 - You said cu-zeen. - Cu-zeen. That's right. 486 00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:35,658 - It's not coo-zeen? - Okay, well-- 487 00:18:35,658 --> 00:18:36,951 I'm not saying... [indistinct] Maybe it's-- 488 00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:38,077 It's cu-zeen. 489 00:18:38,077 --> 00:18:40,413 It's coo-zine or cu-zine? 490 00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:41,456 Cu-zeen. 491 00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:42,457 Gilly, what the fuck 492 00:18:42,457 --> 00:18:43,875 is going on back there? 493 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:44,917 That guy dead? 494 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,002 Guys, I'm gonna be honest with you. 495 00:18:46,002 --> 00:18:47,336 This fucking sucks! 496 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:50,798 Evan, how you feeling over there, huh? [laughs] 497 00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:53,176 Guys, this is not good! Guys, what do we do? 498 00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:55,261 How the fuck are we talking to each other? 499 00:18:55,261 --> 00:18:56,846 ♪ And it's hard to say ♪ 500 00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:58,848 ♪ Just how some things never change ♪ 501 00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:01,225 ♪ And it's hard to find ♪ 502 00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:03,519 ♪ Any strength to draw the line ♪ 503 00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:06,898 ♪ Oh, I'm just burning doin' the neutron dance ♪ 504 00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:09,817 ♪ ♪ 505 00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,694 Now it's time for the heavy artillery. 506 00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,404 The Nick Cannon, baby! 507 00:19:13,404 --> 00:19:14,697 - Watch your hair! - Oh, what? 508 00:19:14,697 --> 00:19:16,365 - Oh, fuck. - What the fuck? 509 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:17,366 - [laughs] - No. 510 00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:19,869 - The ultimate crispy! - No! 511 00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:21,829 Don't kill my friends! Please don't kill my friends! 512 00:19:22,914 --> 00:19:25,416 What is that? both: Bazooka! 513 00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:27,126 [laughs] 514 00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:33,549 ♪ ♪ 515 00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:35,426 Oh, my God! 516 00:19:35,426 --> 00:19:38,930 - [laughs] - [laughs] 517 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:41,933 ♪ ♪ 518 00:19:41,933 --> 00:19:44,060 [sighs] 519 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,437 Oh, my God. I think I killed that crispy to death. 520 00:19:46,437 --> 00:19:47,772 [laughs] 521 00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:50,691 Crispy! [laughter] 522 00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:53,486 - Yeah! - [indistinct] 523 00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:55,488 This is insane. 524 00:19:55,488 --> 00:19:57,031 I can't believe this ended up being 525 00:19:57,031 --> 00:19:59,117 kind of the coolest shit I've ever seen in my life, dude. 526 00:19:59,117 --> 00:20:01,285 - [laughter] - Yeah! 527 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:02,703 [upbeat music] 528 00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:03,621 Yeah, baby! [gunshot] 529 00:20:03,621 --> 00:20:04,747 Oh, fuck! 530 00:20:04,747 --> 00:20:07,917 [singing in Spanish] 531 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:14,465 ♪ ♪ 532 00:20:14,465 --> 00:20:16,259 - Whoo! - Yeah. 533 00:20:16,259 --> 00:20:23,474 ♪ ♪ 534 00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:26,477 [retching] Oh, fuck! 535 00:20:26,477 --> 00:20:29,272 Fuck, did we just kill somebody? 536 00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:31,274 [groans] 537 00:20:31,274 --> 00:20:32,608 [coughs] 538 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:35,194 All right, motherfuckers. It's been real. 539 00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:37,947 If y'all ever in the 305 again, you know who to call, 540 00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:39,824 but I change my number, like, every two weeks, 541 00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:43,619 so you can email me at BenGluberman@2cmail.net. 542 00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:47,540 Hot boy shit. [giggles] Whoo! [sighs] 543 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:48,583 Crispy. 544 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:51,753 [engine revving] 545 00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:59,093 All right, we're shutting it down. 546 00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:01,137 I'm getting sober now. 547 00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:02,764 No more drugs. 548 00:21:07,435 --> 00:21:09,604 [birds singing] 549 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,066 You made back-to-school pancakes? 550 00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:14,317 Mm-hmm. 551 00:21:14,317 --> 00:21:16,027 I know it seems like I pay 552 00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:18,196 so much more attention to Peter, 553 00:21:18,196 --> 00:21:20,907 but honey, you are always in my thoughts. 554 00:21:20,907 --> 00:21:24,660 And so now, I'm gonna make sure to show you that 555 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:28,498 - every single day. - Okay. 556 00:21:28,498 --> 00:21:29,749 I need you to tell me 557 00:21:29,749 --> 00:21:31,709 exactly what you're talking about right now. 558 00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:33,211 Oh, it's nothing for you to worry about. 559 00:21:33,211 --> 00:21:34,295 It's all for the best. 560 00:21:34,295 --> 00:21:35,588 So I'm just supposed to live in fear? 561 00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:37,840 No, you can rest assured 562 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,343 that your mother is keeping a watchful eye on you. 563 00:21:40,343 --> 00:21:42,178 Do I have a transmitter in my body right now? 564 00:21:42,178 --> 00:21:43,888 Oh, please. That's ridiculous. 565 00:21:43,888 --> 00:21:46,432 It's just your phone, your car, and your key fob. 566 00:21:46,432 --> 00:21:49,811 Point is, I'm now going to interfere in your life 567 00:21:49,811 --> 00:21:51,687 just as much as I interfere in Peter's. 568 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:52,939 So listen, 569 00:21:52,939 --> 00:21:55,274 I went onto Instagram, and I found out 570 00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:58,027 all the other people who work at your hospital, 571 00:21:58,027 --> 00:22:01,697 and I have identified your handsomest supervisors. 572 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:02,907 No. 573 00:22:02,907 --> 00:22:04,450 All right? Let's start with Patrick. 574 00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:05,493 Married. 575 00:22:05,493 --> 00:22:07,286 How 'bout Brian? 576 00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:10,039 Oh, I see a pause there! 577 00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:13,418 I know what I gotta do. I gotta slide in some DMs. 578 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:17,588 Fuck. 579 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:19,215 I mean, it doesn't make sense. 580 00:22:19,215 --> 00:22:20,508 I'm glad we made it, 581 00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:22,051 but something's still fucking pissing me off. 582 00:22:22,051 --> 00:22:23,928 Like, how the fuck do they keep finding us? 583 00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:25,972 How do they all know our location? 584 00:22:25,972 --> 00:22:30,268 Oh, shit. Uh, Pete, I gotta tell you something. 585 00:22:30,268 --> 00:22:34,647 Your mom has been tracking your location. 586 00:22:34,647 --> 00:22:35,940 - What? - Whoa! 587 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:38,651 - Your mom's the rat, dude. - You think? 588 00:22:38,651 --> 00:22:40,862 Definitely, dude. He just said it. 589 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,530 - I don't know. - My mom's a rat? 590 00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:44,282 She's definitely the rat. 591 00:22:44,282 --> 00:22:45,867 You guys don't think she would do that to me, right? 592 00:22:45,867 --> 00:22:47,201 We should kill her. 593 00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:48,870 Peter. 594 00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:50,455 Come on. I wanna talk to you a minute. 595 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:57,462 What's up, what's up? 596 00:22:57,462 --> 00:23:00,673 You're gonna kill your mom? Your mom is a fucking rat? 597 00:23:00,673 --> 00:23:01,758 I don't know what to do. 598 00:23:01,758 --> 00:23:03,676 Shut the fuck up. 599 00:23:03,676 --> 00:23:05,344 What are you, fucking stupid? 600 00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:06,679 Yes. 601 00:23:06,679 --> 00:23:08,848 Yeah, I think so. I wanna show you something. 602 00:23:08,848 --> 00:23:11,350 Look at these pictures. 603 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:13,811 Every place we went, the paparazzi were there. 604 00:23:13,811 --> 00:23:15,021 Look at everybody's face, 605 00:23:15,021 --> 00:23:17,190 how surprised and shocked we all were. 606 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:20,568 Not this big, fat fuck. Look at this face. 607 00:23:20,568 --> 00:23:21,611 He looks happy. What do you mean? 608 00:23:21,611 --> 00:23:22,612 What's wrong with that? 609 00:23:22,612 --> 00:23:23,696 "What's wrong with that?" 610 00:23:23,696 --> 00:23:25,198 That's your fucking rat. 611 00:23:25,198 --> 00:23:27,617 He's like he knew there was gonna be paparazzi here. 612 00:23:27,617 --> 00:23:29,619 He looks like he's ready to walk the fucking red carpet 613 00:23:29,619 --> 00:23:32,080 like he's gonna win a fucking Emmy or something. 614 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,915 - Gilly's the rat. - That's your fucking rat. 615 00:23:33,915 --> 00:23:35,208 What do I do? 616 00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:37,251 I can't take care of everything for you. 617 00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:39,128 You just get rid of him. That's all. 618 00:23:39,128 --> 00:23:42,090 Thanks, Pop. You're, uh-- you're part of the crew now. 619 00:23:42,090 --> 00:23:43,383 I don't want to be part of your crew. 620 00:23:43,383 --> 00:23:44,634 Fuck your crew. 621 00:23:44,634 --> 00:23:46,260 Just do this and take care of your own shit. 622 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:47,929 All right. 623 00:23:50,098 --> 00:23:52,266 [sighs] Can I talk to you for a sec? 624 00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:53,351 Yeah. 625 00:23:53,351 --> 00:23:54,435 Just, like, over there in private? 626 00:23:54,435 --> 00:23:56,062 Yeah. 627 00:24:02,402 --> 00:24:03,403 'Sup, dude? 628 00:24:03,403 --> 00:24:05,154 "'Sup dude" me. I know it was you. 629 00:24:05,154 --> 00:24:06,906 - Fuck. I didn't do anything. - You sold me out. 630 00:24:06,906 --> 00:24:08,199 - I didn't sell you out. - Yeah, you did. 631 00:24:08,199 --> 00:24:10,034 You sold me out. My Poppy told me you sold me out. 632 00:24:10,034 --> 00:24:11,035 You're gonna listen to that guy? 633 00:24:11,035 --> 00:24:12,036 - Yeah! - Why? 634 00:24:12,036 --> 00:24:13,579 He's my fucking grandfather! 635 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:14,914 What the fuck is that, dude? 636 00:24:14,914 --> 00:24:16,332 Why would he lie? What'd you do? 637 00:24:16,332 --> 00:24:19,335 - I didn't do anything. - Just tell me what you did! 638 00:24:19,335 --> 00:24:21,087 All right. 639 00:24:21,087 --> 00:24:23,089 There was a girl at the "Daily Mail." 640 00:24:23,089 --> 00:24:24,924 Got a weird thing going. 641 00:24:24,924 --> 00:24:27,802 I wanted fucking to have sex with her, dude. 642 00:24:27,802 --> 00:24:29,595 So I told her where you were a bunch. 643 00:24:29,595 --> 00:24:33,599 That's what I'm worth? You sold me out for a blow job? 644 00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:36,144 It was head. 645 00:24:36,144 --> 00:24:39,230 Do not let this ruin our fucking future together, dude. 646 00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:40,273 What? 647 00:24:40,273 --> 00:24:41,649 You know what I'm talking about. 648 00:24:41,649 --> 00:24:43,025 We started from the bottom, dude, and now, we're-- 649 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:44,360 - we're here, we're here! - No, we didn't! 650 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,279 I've known you for like three months! 651 00:24:46,279 --> 00:24:48,781 I was pretty low, dude! That was my bottom! 652 00:24:48,781 --> 00:24:50,116 Dude, it's over. 653 00:24:50,116 --> 00:24:51,492 Dude, don't fucking tell anybody about this. 654 00:24:51,492 --> 00:24:52,618 Don't tell Chris Evans. 655 00:24:52,618 --> 00:24:53,870 Don't fucking touch your phone, dude. 656 00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:55,788 Do not tell Chris Evans about this. 657 00:24:55,788 --> 00:24:56,748 I just told him. 658 00:24:56,748 --> 00:24:58,249 Chris! 659 00:24:58,249 --> 00:24:59,834 Dude, it's over. Go home. 660 00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:00,960 We're friends, dude. 661 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,962 We're, like, tight friends, dude. 662 00:25:02,962 --> 00:25:06,215 It's not about friends, it's about family. 663 00:25:06,215 --> 00:25:08,760 You're not family. Now get the fuck outta here. 664 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,804 [Wiz Khalifa's "See You Again"] 665 00:25:11,804 --> 00:25:14,682 [delicate piano music] 666 00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:18,144 ♪ ♪ 667 00:25:18,144 --> 00:25:22,398 ♪ It's been a long day ♪ 668 00:25:22,398 --> 00:25:24,817 ♪ Without you, my friend ♪ 669 00:25:24,817 --> 00:25:30,656 ♪ And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again ♪ 670 00:25:30,656 --> 00:25:32,992 Shall we? 671 00:25:32,992 --> 00:25:37,413 There you go. Thank you. I'm proud of you, Peter. 672 00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:38,998 I love you, Poppy. 673 00:25:38,998 --> 00:25:40,833 Where's Gilly going? 674 00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:43,127 - He lives in Miami now. - Oh? 675 00:25:43,127 --> 00:25:45,963 - He was the rat. - Oh... 676 00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:48,883 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 677 00:25:48,883 --> 00:25:51,844 [overlapping shouting] 678 00:25:51,844 --> 00:25:56,349 ♪ ♪ 679 00:25:59,644 --> 00:26:04,232 ♪ ♪ 680 00:26:04,232 --> 00:26:07,318 Slap him in the face, you weird, little man! 681 00:26:07,318 --> 00:26:09,570 [grunts] 682 00:26:14,909 --> 00:26:18,121 [groans] 683 00:26:18,121 --> 00:26:23,501 [cheers] Yes! Yes! 684 00:26:28,673 --> 00:26:31,342 Yeah, not sure what that means, but we won. 685 00:26:31,342 --> 00:26:33,511 * And now you gon' be with me for the last ride ♪ 686 00:26:33,511 --> 00:26:39,058 * Let the light guide your way ♪ 687 00:26:39,058 --> 00:26:40,643 ♪ Yeah ♪ 688 00:26:40,643 --> 00:26:45,773 ♪ Hold every memory as you go ♪ 689 00:26:45,773 --> 00:26:49,152 ♪ And every road you take ♪ 690 00:26:49,152 --> 00:26:53,865 ♪ Will always lead you home ♪ 691 00:26:53,865 --> 00:26:57,034 ♪ Home ♪ 692 00:26:57,034 --> 00:27:02,874 ♪ It's been a long day from where we began ♪ 693 00:27:02,874 --> 00:27:06,085 ♪ Oh, I'll tell you all about it ♪ 694 00:27:06,085 --> 00:27:09,172 ♪ When I see you again ♪ 695 00:27:09,172 --> 00:27:12,258 - * Oh, oh ♪ - * Uh ♪ 696 00:27:12,258 --> 00:27:15,261 - * Oh, oh ♪ - * Yeah ♪ 697 00:27:15,261 --> 00:27:17,180 * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 698 00:27:17,180 --> 00:27:18,598 ♪ Yo ♪ 699 00:27:18,598 --> 00:27:23,227 * When I see you again, see you again ♪ 700 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:25,980 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪